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FDJ united edition
>Current and upcoming races04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Fรฉminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Pรฉrigord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a Espaรฑa 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Fรฉminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomรฉration - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Fรฉminin International de l'Ardรจche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio cittร di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7
>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/
>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/
>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/
>Velodrama league code:51196855
Previous thread:
>>150093942
>>150119827actually its multiple americans
Patently absurd that this is a DONNENWIRTH edition instead of a REIS edition. Rusbert's on one
>>150119517That's a big ride, how many hours of riding is that?
>>150119691is there something daring about crossing that border? My gf and I did that last year when we rode from Wien to a cool small city called Mikulov
>>150119896maths professor here i'd say 11
>>150119920an enormous rider on a black canyon endurace with squeaky pedals and disc brakes is roaming the Bรถhmerwald. be vigilant.
>>150119920various fairytale creatues live in the bohemian alps. many have reported sightings of a large, bigfoot looking creature lurking the roads. they do not seem to like the cold however
>>150119896>average speed 20.6 km/h>total distance: ~210 kmBelgbert, why don't you come to the blackboard to solve this for the class
>>150119950the bohemian alps are in the norf though
112th today. Another paycheck in the saddlebag from Don Sylvan. Simple as
>>150120051within my acceptable margin of error
>>150120023>full kit wanker underneathwhat a pussy
Who is like the Happy Gilmore of cycling? Some dude that just sort of showed up, didn't shave his legs, didn't care about marginal gains, and sort of made a decent career?
>>15012005112 degree? That's bretty cold. What did you eat? I'd imagine today was a huge calorie intake
>>150120135Taylor Phinney
>>150120135Sagan maybe. He was always easy going, until he got hit by motos. And sometimes, he quite literally did not shave his legs. I miss him to be honest.
>>150120241If he applied himself like an autist he could have been great. It was an era of elite TT talent though. But riding off 'vibe' will get you an early retirement and a solitary giro stage. Dude achieved fuck all despite his talent. And he is probably absolutely fine with that so it doesn't matter.
>>150120135every runner before 2003
>>150120260He also got badly injured
8th in Paris Roubaix 7th in M-SR
>>150118431didn't say anything but this girl died 3 days ago very close to where my parents live
I actually knew her because she was the best friend of a relative of mine
leaves 3 kids behind iirc
bit strange that I rode my bike very close to where she lost her life run over by a cagie, only 2h before
fuck cagies
>>150120135>>150120242Or Roglic. Early season Roglic with the hairy legs is always kino.
>Astralis is fucking dead
>Tauson is overrated
>Rune is constipated
>Bjarne Riis making a new team... it's complicated
>Vingegaard is clippped
>And Eriksen is being flipped
>Axelsen is a good at a bad sport
>And god I wish Mads P would return from the Monaco Port
>Fuglsang has flown away
>And Skjelmose? There might come a day
>Cort lost in court while still being sick
>This last honest bert giving /cyc/ the ick
Will self-driving cars improve the cagie problem or make it worse?
>>150120051That is really long first day, how much do you plan to do on a daily basis?
>>150120514If the technology exists and it can be rolled out in enormous numbers to replace conventional cars then it absolutely should. States will love the techno authoritarian capability to shut down your car too. Cars are a plague imo.
>>150120372F
Cagies need to be countered with terror. The average person should not be able to drive a 2 ton death machine.
I am extremely nervous when my dad goes for a ride, like today he was longer than usual so I panicked and called him. I need to get him the cameras and varia asap. I used to cringe but people wearing bright colours are correct. Bight orange or pink like EF jersey. Getting bad out there. Genuinely could happen to any of us. Wonder if it has and we don't know. Stay safe out there berts and get cameras. No excuses. Worst case at least your family can get some closure.
>>150120730my missus says the best thing I ever bought cycling related was the 540 due to livetrack
>>150120510>And Skjelmose? 'nother trip to doc CLAES
>>150120730>>150120762Everyone I love who rides has gotten a Varia from me as a gift at some point. And Bertina can track me when I ride thru the Wahoo computer.
Sometimes if I am being particularly lazy with a snack stop, I will get a text from her to make sure everything okay.
>>150118431I hate these 'cars' (leisure trucks) so much it's unreal
This is the average cagie. This is who you share the roads with. This is who you entrust your life with.
>>150120903where did you get this gopro footage of my driving home from work
>>150120730I feel the same way with my dad, who has admitted that he has collapsed more than once on the roadside while riding. For his own sake, it's probably good that he doesn't ride so much these days.
What a bizarre day of WT racing we've had. We need a strong beer to soothe frazzled nerves in another spectacular edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!
Today's stage in Poland began and finished in Waลbrzych, but our beer is from same brewery as first stage in Miroslaw. Interestingly enough this is brewed with Ukranian hops. This is sort of a reverse Chernobyl situation -- in Chernobyl, Polish uranium was used to build the Ukranian reactor, while in this beer, Ukranian hops were used to brew this Polish beer.
Komes Imperial Stout ($7)
Parks dark brown with caramel highlights. No head to speak of. The nose is very raisinated, with toffee and roasted malt. The palate is just toffee and booze. It is very hot at 12%. There is some hop bitterness, a little bit of sour tang, but it is so dense, sweet, and boozy.
Not nearly as well put together as the Baltic porter. This will be a chore to drink, not my style and very heavy. Sad!
>>150120903>Visma Lease-a-bike sport's director POV
>>150120984>>150120837Sounds super gay but cyc should put together an ultimate cycling safety guide. Some must haves like cameras, radar, lights. Use our collective experience to provide examples of the products, like a varia or a gopro for example. Anyone with question remotely related to cycling safety can have a pastebin link to read through. I wonder if /n/ have done such a thing. I would imagine those autists have something to say about it, they're quite clued in. Just incredibly autistic.
>>150110539Happy Bald Day!
>>150121169>bike defensively>accept that your life is in the hands of the most stupid, retarded and subhuman "people" on the planet (ie your average cagie)thats about it
>>150121169Be vigilant and think ahead when you see weird behaviour
Ride defensively
Don't get angry or frustrated at other road users because a new jerk is born every minute
Don't take unnecessary risks or ignore the road rules
Control what you can and hope fate spares you
non-dane berts have no idea how fucking COMFY this stage is gonna be
pure CINEMA even
>>150121324I had no idea Denmark was so small
>>150121324love this koers. just find every hill and go up all of them.
>race passes the city called "Home of God" on its road called "Road of Holiness"
>>150121423now that is one obese gentleman
>Ben Turner's Stage 3 win may be revoked, as he wasnโt in the peloton and rejoined after a neutralization.
>Commissaires will review team appeals and decide whether to confirm his victory or award it to Pello Bilbao
>>150120510>Astralis is deadbut they just 2-0'd Rare Atom danebert, Hooxi is gonna make them great again
>>150121547based
INEOS merda
>>150121324https://climbfinder.com/en/climbs/helligpedervej-helligpeder
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>>150121547This is no better than the Columbians hiding behind the cars and rejoining the peloton on a later lap.
>>150121423I wonder if Pope Leo knows how he blessed he was in this moment
>>150120658> Cars are a plague imo.You damn cityfags think the world is just one big web of public transport and bikepaths.
Next time I need to move some firewood or head to the city for supplies I'll call you.
>>150121879>ColumbiansWrong drugland they were dutchies
>>150122091I am a certified cagie but you have to admit it is insane how we've basically designed cities and towns around cars instead of people. And there is absolutely zero reason why something like a modern F150 should be purchasable aside from specific work applications.
>>150122394Dutch riding for a Dutch team with Rabobank as a sponsor on their jersey no less
>>150122091next time you get in your cuck cage think of how pathetic you are, how sheltered you must be from nature for your entire existence to continue.
>>150121547What a fucking clown fiesta that race stoppage was.
>>150121324Gonna be somewhere roadside in the vicinity of col du Helligpeder.
>>150121885Pope Leo is a well known MWW enjoyer
>>150122865I wasnt into cycling|racing much as a kid -mostly since I couldn't ever find a channel it was on even when I lived overseas but i'm getting into it moar as a adult I had my bike sure but was mostly casul stuff
>>150122865MVV (Mads Vult Vincere)
>>150123006What was your favorite moment of Mads's 2025 campaign?
For me, it was getting into the break on the last stage of Paris-Nice, dragging his fat ass over two Cat 1 climbs to take 10 sprint points on Col d'Eze to win the green jersey by 5 points
>>150123039That was a good one. I also liked Gent-Wevelgem with his long solo he setup himself by riding hard all day at the front.
>>150123039pinchazo in P-R
sorry berts, but no Volta live coverage from me today as I was called into court and so couldn't attend the stage
anyway what the fuck is even this stage
>Vuelta starts in 16 days
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qnY7EFtH9u8
>>150123649looks like a stage for Tony
>>150123628Enjoying some vinho branco, not bad, not bad
Why am I so slow
Why does riding 50 miles destroy me
>>150123802Have you tried pedaling harder?
>>150123820my legs get so fucked after 3 hours
I tried downing 200g carb this ride
did nothing
>>150123649THE WARPED WALL
>>150123832just ride more, but ride easier. There's literally no way around volume.
>>150123832maybe because you are not in shape and need to get in shape and get more muscles in your legs?
>>150123846I can do 4.7w/kg for 20 min
5.16w/kg for 5 min
riding at my Z2 absolutely destroys me compared to 5x5 or 2x20
>>150123886>riding at my Z2 absolutely destroys meThen you need to ride a lot more volume and it's probably not your z2
>>150123917I want to do volume but it destroys me
>>150123917bro can you give my legs a massage
>>150123969you just gotta keep at it
and honestly riding at Z2 for a long time i find is mostly a mental thing
>>150123039luke rowe obliterating him in the arenberg.
>>150124071i hope you have a terrible day and that you stub your little toe
>>150124055do your legs hurt after 3 hours?
>>150124150yes and no funny enough
the muscles in my thigs and calf muscles never hurt when im on the bike riding they only hurt when i stop
what hurts/sore when riding for a long time is everything else from my back, arms, hands, neck and glutes but most of all my feet
now that i think about it i have never ever had cramps in my legs or felt actual pain more using them just a feeling of emptyness in them....do i have the pogi superpower?
>>150124193yea my neck gets fucked
sometimes the sole of my feet starts aching
I never had that problem with cheap nylon sole shoes
its only the expensive carbon soles that make my feet hurt
>>150120051That's one slow ahh mfin cracka, m'sayin?
>>150123969Just ride easier, like 120W if you need that. My ftp is around 380w and if I ride long, I mostly ride at 190-200W or way easier than typical "zone 2". Feels much better and you can go longer.
>tfw you run marathons faster than berts can peddle a bike
>>150124317Maybe your position is not sustainable for a long time. People buy endurance bikes for a reason, and it's not for the 2hrs ride
Another day, another BiG feast. Today was 2 chik fil a chicken sandwiches, fries, and soda and milk. I counteract this by only eating only 1 goyslop a day. I beat the system
>rusbert is late for rusbert hours
I hope he's ok
>>150123792that one is pretty decent imo
I can't really go terribly wrong with soalheiro house
they are the ones that make the Alvarinho-Pinot Noir mix that I talked about on Monday. that also have a surprisingly good Espumante de Alvarinho (sparkling wine), for it's price.
In any case, what you're drinking is what we call green wine, specifically Alvarinho, which is really outstanding to drink while eating sea food. give it a try.
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Tour de Pologne (2.UWT)
Stage 4
Rybnik - Cieszyn
201.4km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2025/startlist
GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2025/stage-3-gc
Roadbook:
https://tourdepologne.pl/wp-content/uploads/2025/roadbook-2025.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2025/stage-23/live
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / TVP
11:30 CET
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Vuelta a Burgos (2.Pro)
Stage 3
Monasterio de San Pedro de Cardeรฑa - Valpuesta
184.1km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos/2025/startlist
GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos/2025/stage-2-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.vueltaburgos.com/es/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/LIBRO-RUTA-2025-opt.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos/2025/stage-3/live
Streams:
https://www.eitb.eus/eu/kirolak/zuzenean/
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
TDP / EITB / Eleven Sports Portugal
15:00 CET
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Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)
Stage 1
Viana do Castelo - Braga (Sameiro)
162.3km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/startlist
GC after prologue:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/stage-0-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yyt69tkrn990ocspjp39w/LIVRO_TECNICO_VP2025_online.pdf?rlkey=hrvb4jjc1o989kncdvw36mf23&dl=0
Streams:
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
RTP 16:00 CET
Arctic Race of Norway (2.Pro)
Stage 1
Borkenes (Kvรฆfjord) - Harstad
182km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/arctic-race-of-norway/2025/startlist
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/i8UXCIzI#NinO9LvAn30lahfH6Ch6hAqMjmnH_MxlgrPK3G38qPI
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/arctic-race-of-norway/2025/stage-1/live
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / Proximus
16:15 CET
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Tour de l'Ain (2.1)
Stage 2
Saint-Vulbas - Lรฉlex Monts-Jura
153.1km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2025/startlist
GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2025/stage-1-gc
Roadbook:
https://tourdelain.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAin-2025.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2025/stage-2/live
Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/@france3aura/streams
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France 3
16:30/17:30 CET
>>150126009Separation anxiety
>>150121324better be a sunny day, they gonna be riding coastlines all day it seems
>>150123649>3261mproper alto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvziPPpryv0
Details about the Komenda Criterium, to be held this saturday, featuring an apperence of a four time Tour winner (not Froome):
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/kriterij-v-komendi-priloznost-za-slavje-s-stirikratnim-prvakom-toura/754039
>>150126702Loyal soldiers Wellens and Sivakov will be there
rankings are a joke. Simon had a way better career.
>>150126498That's a good fren
Further evidence for the obvious:
>Michael Storer claims Pogacar held back in last week of Tour for PR reasons
>On stage nineteen, Arensman did it again. Only this time, it wasn't by slipping into the early breakaway; Arensman beat Pogacar and his teammates from the group of favorites. "Only Thymen could beat Tadej that day," Storer said. "But it's strange, because I have inside information that there was definitely a day when Tadej didn't want to win the stage."
>Storer isn't referring to stage nineteen, but to stage fourteen to Superbagnรจres. Arensman soloed to victory that day by dropping his fellow escapees just over 30 kilometers from the finish. Pogacar had put his team in the lead that day and seemed to still be in contention for the stage win, but changed his mind on the final climb.
>"I find it strange that you let your team go flat out all day and then decide on the final climb not to win," Storer pointed out. "The other time (the stage to La Plagne, ed.) he might not have had the legs, but on that one stage (the stage to Superbagnรจres, ed.) he told his teammates that he didn't want to go for it after all."
>"If you don't want to go for it, let the breakaway go (Storer referring to the small lead the breakaway gained, ed.). Don't burn your team out," Storer opined. The attacker then explained that he also knows the reason behind the striking decision. "Apparently, there were boos from the French fans. The team then decided it was better for Tadej not to win, to keep the French on their side. They also took that into account in the final week: they didn't want to win everything."
https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/tadej-pogacar-wilde-tourrit-naar-superbagneres-niet-winnen-door-boegeroep-franse-fans/
Anyone who watched the last week of this year's Tour could feel something was strange in the way Pogacar rode.
>>150128118Which makes his "I'm paid to win" comments very stupid and short sighted. It isn't about sponsors being happy, they are no fools and they can see he could win if he pleases. Arensman won that stage because UAE didn't want Kuss to win, and ensured if he did go solo on the final climb they could deny that. Not the first time that's happened.
It is not a secret that you don't go and sweep up stages as the yellow jersey. Take your 3-4 and then settle back and let others race. They seem generally retarded as does poogacar. Very petty and emotional. If they didn't have the money and the biggest talent in the past 20 years they'd be absolutely nothing.
>>150128118if we've reached the point where your only chance of winning a stage is a pity win for good PR for pogacar then cycling is fucking done
>>150128404Perhaps the other riders should consider pedaling harder
>>150128118unironically lame
>>150128437Haha! I know that meme!
>>150126203they're gonna go past this sorcery today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPXKGP-luRw
I remember poogacar's petty optics when he lost the stage against vingegaard last year. Made sure to be sipping his bottle on the podium and interviews constantly lmao claiming he didn't fuel properly. Such an insufferable faggot, if you lose then you lose, taking credibility from your opponent is actually grim. He's such a cunt.
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apparently PCS was wrong once again yesterday and Lapeira didn't abandon
>>150128118I donโt buy it more shizo drivel
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STILL I RISE
>>150128617Somewhere in Bongland, this picture precipitated a complete psychological breakdown
>>150128630you mean denmark
>inb4 whatโs the difference>inb4 thereโs none
Bert's why are cycling journos and bloggers gaslighting about femme cycling so hard? I'm seeing all kind of claims of the femme tour being more exciting and having just as many spectators and viewers as the male tour. And comments at normie places are full of people that clearly have never seen cycling before behaving like they are veteran experts. I don't want the same retarded gender discourse as they have in basketball.
>>150128664Virtue signaling
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>>150128737Neymar fan, most likely.
>>150128118why should i believe any of this?
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the ghost of Roglic lingers
>If you only knew how bad things were...
Good afternoon, I hate waging so much it's unreal
>>150128827imagine the rampas
>>150128892Would approach these max rampas for sure.
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>Soon
When will El Torito attack?
>>150129026he already attacked [backwards]
>>150129032>he already attacked [backwards]Next time we will attack FORWARDS!!
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multistream time
>The Slovenian government has banned the export, import and transit of military equipment to and from Israel
What does this mean for cyc?
>>150129108looks like it's very warm in Norway. but you shouldn't sleep on Colombia, Ain and Guadeloupe.
>6 professional races on the same day
Must not happen often
>>150129121Pogacar transfer to Israel - Premier Tech CANCELLED
>>150129121Israel PT added to the blacklist
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norwegian chateau
>>150129136not like their going to have a chance at winning anything in the first place
>>150129141is Tour de Wallonie insignificant result to you?
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wow
>>150129121Isreal will now ride TourOfSlovenia out of spite
>>150128823reminded me of this
>>150129150$1.2 million per UCI point
The Jews can't be happy
>>150129177no one forced them to sign that contract
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Magnier wins
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Bisiaux wins
What if a Frenchman wins a WT stage race this week?
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top 10 Burgos
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top 10 Poland
>>150129259my boy Tim Tom delivered some points now that Vacek dead
>>150129278me with titties
riders in Norway wishing to be at any of the other 5 pro races right now
Anyone read this? Worth it for 5 EUR?
Are we back in the era of the French dopage?
>>150129378Can't imagine it is
>>150129384>French dopage?Bro, it's just "jus de cerise" n'est ce pas?
>>1501293785 euro isn't much to spend on a book
I boughted. The Guardian review said the book is light on squeeking, that pushed me over the edge.
>>150128463no he genuinely does need to take in carbs as soon as possible to prevent recovery deficit after the effort. the timing of carbs helps with muscle wasting among other things.
>>150128118He had no legs
>>150129600Cute bulge but not /cyc/ related
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Strong wins
>>150129744Kek. Norgay media is going to be fucking livid that Israel won on our soil.
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>>150129769its indecent to wear shorts that short mister
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it's like he has a latex wig
are we gonna see the impossible....a CIAn win
>>150128118>for PR reasonsyeah negative PR
I really lost a lot of respect. are you winner or a loser? simple as
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Tivani wins
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>>150129991>BUSTAMANTEnow thats a proper name
>>150129785yes, the famous John Strong as seen in Wallonia
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Proud Homme wins. big day for the french cycling today
france stay winning today
Complete French domination today.
>>150129998my man Munton top jockey
>>150130067Cian kwab lmao
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>>150130067Cian has negative punch lol
sprint field in Vuelta looks the weakest i have ever seen so far
and its not like we expect Jasper or Merlol to suddenly do Vuelta
Mads main rival right now is.....Fraudviani
>>150130067This guy really won his first 5 races at 28 after barely getting more than 10 top 10 results in all his other pro seasons combined.
>>150130175We could end up with an extremely fraudulent jersey winner if Mads DNFs for some reason.
Perhaps a chance for CANAL.
>>150130187why did it take him so long to get the Decathlon boost is the question
>>150130187well he is at a natural peak athleticism age
>>150130238The french are like 15 years behind everyone else when it comes to training. Took them this long to catch up.
>>150130217MWW is gonna MWW 4 stages ATLEAST
the Vuelta is basically the end of his season
>>150130254I mean Decathlon had a crazy boost 3 years ago like wanty. Berthet and Godon and loads of other jobbers started doing well. But this guy only got good this year
>Jonas wins GC
>Jonas wins KOM
>Mads wins green
>Skjelmose wins white
>>150130318It takes a few years to un-learn shitty training habits. And especially french ciclismo has been so behind for so long that it naturally takes a while. And some adapt to the new regime faster than others.
>>150130320The white jersey battle might be the most interesting thing in this Vuelta desu.
Pellizzarri, Tiberi, Ayuso and Skjelmose...anyone else of note that is eligible?
>>150130508Del Toro if he goes i guess
I just snapped and ate 1000 calories of king size milky way bars and starbursts. Why was I destined to be a fat bodied amerimutt?
Trembling in the face of this Decathlon superteam
>stage win on volta velodrama
>>150130675Keking at this gimmick lmao
>>150130675kwab
you can make up for it by pedaling 200 W for 2 hours right now
Anyone has a VW transporter? More precise the 2008 model by chance. Or any recreation van/camper? I think I'll buy one I'm visiting a few in coming weeks. Alternatives look lackluster imo, plus the VW's are built for 300k miles. The 1.9 liter model looks more appealing as it should be somewhat more economical than the 2.5l and doesn't have as many faults to the engine. In general the VW's seem very well built and parts are always available but a little more expensive. But I will never be prepared for how painfully slow it'll be. Going to be very expensive, my biggest purchase. Already sad about my hatchback :(.
A burger grill literally just stepped out on the road in front of me because she wanted a high-five. What the fuck is wrong with burger-kind?
>>150130175There is no way jespe got back so quickly on the bike if it's not to farm Vuelta
>>150130320>>150130508>>Skjelmose wins whiteSkejlmose is going to run into a road sign again like the mouthbreather he is.
day #2 coming to an end, made it about half way of the total trip. legs feel vers good still, but man that bike is heavy, I wish I left the tent and sleep setup at home and just do hotels
>>150130976>burger grills are roaming around Denmark, bullying defenseless autists
>>150131232>100 km at 0.2 %What category is that?
>>150131290Denmark category.
>>150131290Category ฮต
>>150131305Positive percentage for 100km? You wont find that in Denmark lol.
>>150131290went for a detour up north to the danube which was pancake flat, and then slowly approaching the alps around Mondsee. tomorrow there will be non stop rampas
>>150131401today there were 6 professional level races and then another 3 souvlful 2.2 category races with live feeds on youtube.
is landismo or the next remco with his negative sprint not good enough for you?
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Wildfires are massive
>>150130976Can you elaborate on the situation?
>>150131232imagine the z2 gains
>>150131290El Grande Cerillo
>>150131232What kind of tent do you have? Did you bring a camping cooker or what do you eat? Do you drink enough water?
>>150131700>tentmsr freelite 2 - best tent I ever bought
>camping cookerno camping cooker, just stuff from the supermarket and the occasional Schnitzel
>LONG WAY TO MADRID
>VUELTA IS HERE SOON
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN SEPTEMBER
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO MADRID PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE THIRD WEEK
>PLENTY OF TIME TO THE VUELTA
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT GRAND TOUR
>VUELTA IS A DIFFERENT RACE
>MADRID IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
How likely is it that bora implodes because Remco, Roglic, and Lipo canโt agree on who is the leader of the pack?
Especially Lipo must feel fucked over, he just got hailed as the future star after upping Roglic and finishing third with little help, had his hopes up for more and had generated crazy hype in Germany โฆ and then the team that just praised him gets Remco, who definitely wonโt be going there to support someone else. Roglic surely also believes heโs still the best they have
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
TOUR DE POLOGNE
stage 4
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
VOLTA A PORTUGAL
stage 1
>>150131730>msr freelite 2500โฌ for a very basic tent .....
>>150131812Austrobert is rich
If you couldn't tell from the Colnago
>>150131902please understand, this is business related expenditure.
>>150131658Not really, I don't what her deal was. I swerved and told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me as I rode off. Just burger things.
>>150131775this is so off but also right in some ways? like the 'prev pts' are actually the new ones, so what even are the 'new pos' and 'new pts' columns? and somehow you get the stage points wrong but the total is right
I can never understand your sheets bertowski
>>150131775that one is rather different from veloman version
>>150131916which number do i call at the /cyc/ office HR to comp my ketones
>>150132362Lipo is going to liddl, not Jonas
>>150131775I'm not even on this
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>>150132467that's actually not true
>>150132424I'm quite sure he has been to Lidl multiple times.
>>150132551No Lidl in Glyngรธre.
>>150129251burgersisters
our time is coming
>>150132577>not even a dagli' brugsenit's over
>>150132695>tic tochttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
I've spent about 8 years cycling around western Europe and I've always enjoyed it, but I'd love to do a bike packing trip through Japan. Because the nature and culture and life and geography just seems so different there from Europe, and it seems like a fairly chill country to cycle in (I'm not a japanophile or anything) but it's something I'd live to do. I'm just afraid to do such an undertaking by myself, I wish I had a cool friend I could piggyback on for such a trip
>IV for dehydration everyday during the tour
wtf I thought they were hardmen back in the day
>>150133170Just jump. Everything is scary until you do it. my brother solo backpacked 1500km through scandinavian woods. I got lvl 90 farming on osrs today (took longer than his trip so more impressive). If we can, you can take a plane and ride your bike.
>>150133170Do you differentiate "bikepacking" and "bike touring?" Because there really isn't a lot of wilderness you can ride through in japan like there is in europe and the states. There are however MANY National Roads like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcz55QlFA58& that you can stitch together to really explore Japan
>>150133593>Yes, the syringe marks are totally because of the IV for dehydration and not because of dope injections and blood transfusions.It was just a cover story.
>>150133593is there any reason to not get an iv every day if you're rich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI1ThTPTDO0
HAVE SEX
EXCELL
POOP MY PANTS
POOP MY PANTS
Are we in /bh/? I'm going to karaoke on saturday and I think i'm gonna do Baby Come Back, but i'm taking suggestions
>>150134474I suggest elliott smith southern belle
>>150134307wouldn't that fuck up your veins over time?
heroin addicts have that problem
Can I use starbursts instead of gels? I'm too Amerifat not to
>>150137041Yeah especially when they go soft and warm they're perfect. Yummy starburst. Skittles are scummy too.
>>150137100>He knowsThey melt in my mouth fren. Good luck unwrapping them in that state though
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Tour de Pologne (2.UWT)
Stage 5
Katowice - Zakopane
206.1km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2025/startlist
GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2025/stage-4-gc
Roadbook:
https://tourdepologne.pl/wp-content/uploads/2025/roadbook-2025.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-pologne/2025/stage-5/live
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / TVP
11:30 CET
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Vuelta a Burgos (2.Pro)
Stage 4
Doรฑa Santos - Regumiel de la Sierra
162.7km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos/2025/startlist
GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos/2025/stage-3-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.vueltaburgos.com/es/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/LIBRO-RUTA-2025-opt.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos/2025/stage-4/live
Streams:
https://www.eitb.eus/eu/kirolak/zuzenean/
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://thedaddy.dad/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
TDP / EITB / Eleven Sports Portugal
15:00 CET
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Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta (2.1)
Stage 2
Felgueiras - Fafe
167.9km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/startlist
GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/volta-a-portugal/2025/stage-1-gc
Roadbook:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/yyt69tkrn990ocspjp39w/LIVRO_TECNICO_VP2025_online.pdf?rlkey=hrvb4jjc1o989kncdvw36mf23&dl=0
Streams:
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
RTP 16:00 CET
Arctic Race of Norway (2.Pro)
Stage 2
Tennevoll (Lavangen) - Sรธrreisa
153km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/arctic-race-of-norway/2025/startlist
GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/arctic-race-of-norway/2025/stage-1-gc
Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/i8UXCIzI#NinO9LvAn30lahfH6Ch6hAqMjmnH_MxlgrPK3G38qPI
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/arctic-race-of-norway/2025/stage-2/live
Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / L'Equipe / Proximus
16:15 CET
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Tour de l'Ain (2.1)
Stage 3 (Final)
Plateau d'Hauteville - Belley
130.4km
Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2025/startlist
GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2025/stage-2-gc
Roadbook:
https://tourdelain.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAin-2025.pdf
Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-ain/2025/stage-3/live
Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/@france3aura/streams
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/ (search by "cycling" or by TV channels)
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France 3
17:30 CET
>>150137668Hello from Katowice
>>150138434yes, but how's the air quality there?
>>150138450It's not winter so it's ok
>>150138450What are you going to do, not breathe?
Remco is doing the Tour of Britain
punishment race for sure
welp, off to train station. going to visit me mom. won't be able to watch races but I hope me lads will do well
>>150138644This year the route is exceptional, a stage starts in my town too. They're doing some violent racing in Wales too with a 6km climb iirc.
>>150138434>>150137668Is the final climb in Zakopane the ski jumping hill?