Thread 150570990

Patty Cuckitini

>>150570990 (OP)
You think the Kiwi has wet dreams about being gangbanged by Lamar, Goff, Bo Nix, Jalen Milroe, and Luke Altmyer?

reminder that ONLY hispanics and other nonwhites support mutthomes

get your hot takes off now

what the hell? the NFL in brazil? Huebros, your respones?

And there it is

>spics trying to score white people points hating on blacks
lmao they're here too

>>150571286
The Chiefs will lose in the divisional round of the playoffs this year.

• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

Bo Nix thinking about gladiators.

>>150571299
kek why is he standing so zestily?

>>150571326
titans are fucking retarded for ever moving off of these uniforms

Rank ‘em, week one starting QBs, row edition

>>150571326
Steve McNair was really fun to watch, he doesn't get talked about much.

>>150571299
KWANB

>>150571306
>The Chiefs will lose in the divisional round of the playoffs this year.
That's a cowardly take. Chiefs aren't going to make championship rounds every season and are way overdue to lose early. A hot take would have been they miss the playoffs.

Have you ever seen such a thing?

>>150571337
Those uniforms are ugly as fuck too, but they're less ugly than their current ones. I genuinely don't think it's possible to make a good uniform working with the Titans' logo and colors.

>>150571299
you're awfully uppity there boy

>>150571352
>Burrow has arguably the best season of his career
>doesn't matter because the Bengals defense is shit and people keep getting hurt

It's just gonna be like this from now on, isn't it?

>>150571352
A QB lobbing it to an open receiver? All the time.

>>150570990 (OP)
Excellent thread

>>150571377
burrow will win a superbowl when he gets traded to the bears in 3 years

>>150571377
He’s entered the post Super Bowl win Bree’s era without the hardware.

My final predictions
>broncos will miss the playoffs
>my niners will make it to the NFCC
>cowboys won't actually be that bad and will somehow sneak into the WC
>micah parsons will have a season ending injury within the next 5 games
>jaxson dart will have a jayden daniels level rookie season

Why are there so few hispanics in the NFL?

>>150571420
baesbol

If Barkley is the #1 player then why didn't he win MVP?

>>150571404
The more things shake out the more I wonder if Jerry didn't pull one last fast one by trading Parsons. He's ALREADY hurt and the season hasn't even started yet. And how much does he really move the needle on the Packers' defense, given how they're structured?

>>150571402
>Burrow is what Brees would've been if he'd lost the Owl
Harrowing

>>150571352
He is HIM

>>150571425
Because it's a QB award

You can only reply to this post if your starting QB has a ring.

>>150571404
Daboll is too archaic in mind to let Dart do his thing

>>150571426
None of his former teammates seem particularly bothered by him getting traded either.

My q has a ring but im not gonna give you a (You)

>>150571498
meant for
>>150571449

This years hard knocks made me really hate josh allen

>>150571435
Why does he look like a 43-year-old gay actor?

For me, its the Manningcast

Predictions for week 1:

Eagles > Cowboys
Chargers > Chiefs
Falcons > Bucs
Bengals > Browns
Dolphins > Colts
Panthers > Jags
Raiders > Pats
Saints > Cardinals
Steelers > Jets
Commies > Giants
Broncos > Titans
Niners > Seahawks
Packers > Lions
Rams > Texans
Bills > Ravens
Vikings > Bears

>>150571291
i am learning Portuguese for sex with white brasilian women

>>150571617
Shit sux. All their guests are utter shit. Plus, there is no reason to watch the manningcast ever since espn hired troy and buck

>>150571352
NOOOOO IM A STUPID CHIEFS FANNNN STOP POSTING GOOD PLAYS FROM OTHER TEAMS THAT AREN'T THE CHIEFSSS NOOOOOO

>>150571291
I can't wait for someone to get hurt on that shitty grass

>>150571573
>This years hard knocks made me really hate josh allen
Why?

>>150571404
>>my niners will make it to the NFCC

Awww yeeee

>>150571343

1.Goff
2.Stafford
Whatever.

>>150571663
Probably because it's irrelevant and nobody cares or watched it this year

>>150571315
sharp eye, scholar

>>150571658
>that shitty grass
can fifags confirm or deny this? Is your soccer grass good?

>>150571377
>Burrow has arguably the best season of his career
>doesn't matter because the Bengals defense is shit and people keep getting hurt

Burrow demands a trade to the Rams after Stafford retires and Hendrickson goes to the Lions.

>>150571377
I was really rooting for Burrow to get the fuck out of there and sign with a respectable franchise. It's the Bengals. They're owned by retarded cheapskates. They don't deserve him. But it was the perfect trap situation. He was an Ohio kid, he was playing with college teammates who he really liked, and the team had made the super bowl fairly recently. From his perspective it probably seemed like a situation you would want to double down on.

And now he's trapped. Wasting his prime. Putting up MVP numbers for a .500 team. He's the zoomer Dan Marino.

That's dedication!

>>150571623
>Bills > Ravens
Nope, Ravens will look unbeatable and retard non-ball-knowers will go “DURRHURR IS THIS FINALLY LAMEME’S YEAR” and then he’ll shart all over the field in the WC again. This is pretty much a yearly canon event.

>>150571663
Hard to explain. Mainly his mannerism, his attitude, and his dumb fuckin face

>>150571714
Has he learned to stop mugging people yet?

>>150571404
>>broncos will miss the playoffs
no
>>my niners will make it to the NFCC
yes
>>cowboys won't actually be that bad and will somehow sneak into the WC
maybe
>>micah parsons will have a season ending injury within the next 5 games
Green Gay lol
>>jaxson dart will have a jayden daniels level rookie season
Indeed

>>150570990 (OP)
fake cowboys fans doubt a superbowl run. Real cowboys fans know the truth

>>150571627
Portoguese is such an ugly sounding language. Not as bad as hebrew or SEA languages, but still

>>150571687
Did you watch the Brazil game last year? Everyone was sliding around and you could see chunks of grass flying on almost every play. You could see holes in the ground from the side overhead camera and the field looked fine before the game started. It's amazing they got out of there with as few leg injuries as they did.

>>150571719
Lamar has only lost in the Wildcard round once and that was his rookie year lmfao learn ball, faggot

>>150571623
>Eagles over Cowboys

I hate to say this because it’s the Cowboys but the Internet would implode if they beat the Eagles and I’d like to see that.

>Packers over Lions

lol

>>150571736
>Real cowboys fans know the truth
...that there won't be a superbowl run?

HOL UP!

• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s!

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

I'm not rating Nussmeier that much because he's only 6'1" and his arm isn't special but he has that bussy DAWG im him I must admit.

Ya seethe at the Chosen Rosen?

funny how much the worst division in NFL history is being gassed up
>Texans good
>Colts good roster minus QB
>Jags will improve greatly
I don't think so

>>150571668
Closeted homo

>>150571797
>>Colts good roster minus QB
This is true though. The last time they had servicable QB play was with Phillip Rivers and he took them to the playoffs where they somehow lost a game that they were the better team in.

>>150571755
>erm akshually
Lameme will never win a ring, namefaggot

>>150571745
I’ve only seen beaners say this

>>150571796
he looks like an emaciated dan skipper

>>150571819
Dolts suck and have overrated coaching to boot and hired Lou Anaremo who was the real problem in Cincinnati. Now he coaches defense in a dome

>>150571829
Start watching mma. Try and listen to a knuckle dragging huezilian get on the mic after a win and you’ll understand what im talking about

>>150571797
Colts O line and secondary I wouldn't rate as "good" kek right side of the their O line is questionable at best and they just brought in Xavien Howard who hasn't played in two years to start at corner

>>150571796
Holy shit is this shopped?

>>150571745
It really is. It sounds worse than even Chinese.

>>150571849
Who raped you?

Sorry Chiefs

>>150571902
I thought it was >our year.

>>150571886
My hockey coach once

>>150571644
yeah, well...For Me, its the Manningcast

>>150571886
Me, in the sweltering summer of 2025.

>>150571902
Raidersissies......

>>150571343
Danny Dimes finna murder someone on the field this year.

>>150571886
Colts are ass and starting Jones is a mistake because >we will go 7-10 or 8-9 and miss out on a worthwhile QB. Should start Richardson who is a bona fide bust at this point and would get the team to 3-14

Just remembered that time a raiders player got on camera and called himself gay, lol

>>150571953
I’m not even joking when I say we should see what we have in Leonard. Either he shows promise or we’re 2-15 and picking first

>>150571953
Jones is taking them to the playoffs
>irsays memorial season would be bad

>>150571954
fukken kek

>>150571954
When did that happen lol?

>>150571404
Here's mine
Raiders sneak into the playoffs
Cowboys miss the playoffs
Jordan Love explodes for an MVP like year but doesn't get voted MVP
Broncos miss the playoffs but sweep the chiefs
Chorgers choke in spectacular fashion to a WC team
Eagles embarrass the 49ers and Packers in the playoffs
Redskins experience a small slump and lose in the WC
Saquon also experiences a small slump, allowing burrow to secure MVP
Miami makes the WC
Chiefs get too arrogant and fall to Lamar's Ravens (though Lamar is saved by his defense)

Brock Bowers, Kittle, Kelce, and LaPorta each go over 1k yards receiving with at least 10 or more TDs
Derrick Henry scores over 15 TDs this season
Eagles are forced to start Sam Howell and lose in the regular season
Vikings are forced to trade another QB
Darnold has a respectable, 3,500+ yard / 30 TD season
Geno has a respectable 3,500+ / 35 TD season
Allen gets a 5,000+ yard / 45+ TD season
Mahomes gets a 4,000+ / 35 TD season
Herbert completes his philip rivers arc with tossing 40+ touchdowns but only winning 9 games with a beaten-up OL
Detroit takes the division but loses a tough to the packers
Cards have a 3 week streak of looking absolutely unbeatable only to immediately blow it and lose to a bad team
Toxins and Tits fight for the south, Jags and Clots wallop each other for a draft pick
Saints and Falcons are ass but wallop the bucs in key games to force some hilarious tiebreakers, panthers quietly improve but no one cares
Steelers shit themselves with Rodgers and go 11-6 but lose immediately in the playoffs, Browns manage to win 8 games but no one cares
the giants force malik nabers to do it all resulting in a monster season for him but only 5 games
Cam Ward has the best rookie season
Jerry dies of a broken heart after the packers beat the cowboys

>>150571819
>colts roster is good because it was good 5 years ago
Come on man.

>>150571965
I forgot that crackhead died

>>150571286
dan marino was elite

>>150571992
Not at field goal holding, though.

>>150571987
Their current roster is still pretty nice. Steichen almost got them to the playoffs with Minshew starting. AR is just so fucking abhorrent that they have no chance.

>>150571286
Tua doesn't get concussed this season.

>>150571981
Found it. Too funny. First time i saw it i thought he had lost a bet or something
https://youtu.be/X9as0Trmcw8?si=Sv0FPwfn9O2IQoJv

It's funny how no one ever rates the chiefs pre mahomes and acts like mahomes was just that fucking good. I watched my bronkies barely beat the chiefs during their superbowl period year after year and was legit worried about what would happen when they got an actual qb. Mahomes got super lucky with an actually stacked roster when he was in the league. That team was taking smeth on playoff runs

>>150571965
Aye, we're in the era of remakes and superbowl rematches, Colts and Bears in the dead ownersb owl

I'm so happy bros, I have Bo Nix's cum all over my face

>>150572014
>I just want to take a quick moment to say that I'm gay.

>>150572005
Tua grows a 13 penis this season but nothing else exciting

>>150572017
many are saying this

>>150572014
Luckily based Gruden was there to set that shit straight

>>150572003
>pretty nice
it looks mediocre at best why is this being said everywhere

>>150572017
It was all about Phillip Rivers San Diego in those days.

>>150572017
I remember when the Eagles were in the CCG every year in the 2000s under Reid. He's always been a damn good coach.

>>150572017
Please don't get the schizo going

Will Purdy make the playoffs?

>>150572003
"pretty nice" is basically the standard of the Chris Ballard era that's the problem. They've got a good D line and WRs. Awesome. The QB situation is still a disaster and they're gonna get plonked by almost everyone outside of the division

>>150571991
Had to keep it hush hush so everyone forgot and fades the Colts

>>150572044
Too bad rivers was unmarkatable and therefore never could win a superbowl. Could you imagine if the white guy with 20 white kids was your superbowl champ lol the east would melt

>>150572057
He'll make my cock hard back when I'm home with him sunbathing naked next door

If the NFL admits Barkley is the #1 player then why didn't they give him MVP?

>>150572068
>Can you imagine kino of the highest order?

>>150572088
It so sick to see American bros be able to banter with this type of humor
You guys are made for it

shedeurxisters... he's moved on from us i'm afraid...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4Ow41JGegA

>>150572099
Oh we believe in executing homosexuals, it's just too fun to have hard cocks

>>150572098
>only made 1 CCG
>never won a Super Bowl
>never played in a Super Bowl
Why did God hate him?

>>150572105
>YFW Trevor Lawrence pulls a Nick Foles and wins an owl

>>150572057
>saleh back
>healthy cmc
>ricky poised for a breakout season
>bosa aiming for another dpoy level season to secure the extension after seeing parsons contract
>easy schedule
>new ST coordinator

I'm optimistic. Only problems is the safety room is godawful with Mustapha out for a while, O-Line is the exact same as last year (bad), and Jake Moody is still somehow on the roster for some godforsaken reason. Defense is going to be up in the air with how many rookies are going to start so we'll see

>>150571953
>>150571963
I fucking hate this loser logic where you actually want your team to be worse than it actually is so you can draft muh #1 overall pick? How many of the actually good teams in the NFL did it that way?

The Chiefs are the most successful franchise of this era (I just threw up in my mouth a little) and they got their guy at #10

Jalen Hurts has made 2 super bowls and won one and he was the 53rd pick

Lamar Jackson has won multiple MVPs and he was picked 32nd

The Niners and Kyle Shanahan made 2 super bowls with a guy they got in free agency and a guy they drafted with the dead last pick of the draft

Josh Allen was drafted 8th overall

You know who was the first overall pick? Kyler Murray. Bryce Young. Jameis. Gayleb. Trevor. You guys want them over any of the people I mentioned above? Even if you get an actual legit player like the Bengals did with Burrow or the Browns did with Baker the team being so shit just makes it a pyrrhic victory because you waste their potential.

We have seen, over and over again, you become successful by building a good all-around team and drafting smart, not drafting high. The top 3 savior QB is a fucking meme. Tanking does not work in the NFL. You should always be trying to get better, not worse.

>>150571721
There's something weird about Allen. The way he talks comes off as fake even by media trained athlete standards.

>>150572115
Toughest battles, best soldiers etc.

>>150572124
>The Chiefs are the most successful franchise of this era (I just threw up in my mouth a little) and they got their guy at #10

>He finally said something true.

>>150571315
hes a fucking mathematician cameraman sir and hes using the optimal posture to reduce muscle strain. why dont you hold TWO(2) fucking signs up in the hot sun for HOURS(HOURS) on end without stopping. Yeah, that's what I thought, why dont you shut the fuck up and think before you talk.

This guy walks up and slaps your bfs ass then says "how bout them Cowboys?"

What do?

>>150572115
The league did cause white breeder

>>150572162
Skeyup those shoes don't go with that outfit you clown.

>>150571954
The big white one that buck broke Lamar Jackson in OT?

>>150572124
>I fucking hate this loser logic where you actually want your team to be worse than it actually is so you can draft muh #1 overall pick?

Being mediocre in the NFL gets you nothing, you miss out on the playoffs AND get a shitty low draft pick.

If you’re not good enough for the playoffs, you should be tanking for draft picks.

THIS IS NUTS!

Literally only poorfags are whining that stream east is down. Imagine being so broke you have to steal from sports media. Those criminals should be jettisoned in the North Atlantic.

>>150572120
I feel optimistic somewhat. But we do have lots of holes. The rookie Sigle is said to be a decent safety. Our D line looks improved but I still haven't seen Mykel Williams play a single snap.

>>150572191
shalom my nigga

>>150571315
culture

>>150572191
post nose

>>150572124
You're mostly correct but having a QB makes drafting smarter (theoretically) much, much easier. Adam Peters and Dan Quinn took a 4-13 Commanders team to the NFCC with a team built almost entirely from free agency led by a superb rookie QB.

My summer in Chicago fucking Justin Fields' cute butthole is coming to a close. I like my asshole pounded raw too but Justin is all shy about it so he's so cute and sweet always just lovingly sliding his cock in and out of your ass
It's hot tho, we always both with throbbing cocks (he's 8-9), he's a sweeetie

>>150572154
I don't deny the Cheifs' success happened. I just think that
A) Mahomes gets waaaaaay too much credit because the team has always had either a loaded offense or a really good defense and he never had to to try and salvage a sub-.500 team or dumpster fire like most guys do
B) Most of that success only happened after Brady was no longer there to step on his throat. He never surpassed Brady, just kept losing until Brady wasn't there to dad dick him any more. The guy he beat for his first ring was Brady's backup. He had to take out the understudy because he couldn't beat the actual guy

>>150572124
Who raped you?

ACTUAL FOOTBALL TOMORROW

>>150572180
There are excellent, franchise leading players in every draft round and pick order, getting a higher pick from tanking means jack shit unless you want to draft a QB

>>150572238
I'm so excited bros!

YouTube TV is literally 38$/mo without a prior subscription

>>150572238
>actual football
>looks inside
>cowshits

sucking dick, eating ass, smoking grass, skipping class

>>150571299
Guy that worked as an executive assistant in the Saints front office said Mr Benson would literally tear Sean Payton a new asshole after every loss. Then he bent Payton over the front of his desk door open for all to see and pounded his butthole raw as the whole floor silented to his shrieks as Mr Benson went to town on Payton's anus

>>150572241
>franchise leading players in every draft round
Lel, what? The average 7th-round class has maybe 1 or 2 future starters, let alone franchise-leading players

>>150572238
I will be irrationally hyped up on Monday night to see JJ McSharty get drawn and quartered at Soldier field

>>150572233
>B) Most of that success only happened after Brady was no longer there
Mahomes and Brady played in the same era. Mahomes tied him in rings, but won more MVPs, playoff games, and threw for nearly 60 more TDs. You'd have to combine Brady and Lamar just to equal Mahomes' success in that timeframe.

>and he never had to to try and salvage a sub-.500 team
Patriots went to the Superbowl in the years before he got there. It's very simlilar to the 49ers making it to the Superbowl then missing the playoffs the next season, it doesn't mean the team got bad, but just they had a few down years.

>>150572233
>Mahomes gets waaaaaay too much credit because the team has always had either a loaded offense or a really good defense and he never had to to try and salvage a sub-.500 team or dumpster fire like most guys do
this 100%. he has never had to face real adversity without his HOF coach and TE blankies.

>>150572299
Everyone forgets he had prime tyreek

Who can stop the Eagles?

>>150572251
Buy an ad shlomo

>>150572309
The Eagles.

So it’s been confirmed by Mark that Tom Brady was going to sign with the Raiders in 2020 but Gruden blew it up. Derek Carr really is THAT MOTHERFUCKER

I heard from multiple people in the know that they got it set all up for Trevor Larewnce breakout MVP year (then one and done in playoffs)

>>150572326
This is gay and retarded enough to happen.

Just a few more days until my beloved Steelies

It's gonna be so funny when the cold hard hammer of reality silences all of the endless speculation and hope that pops up over the offseason.

>>150572328
In what context would you deploy these jaks? Weird, weird.

Does the NFL survive if we get another Eagles-Chiefs SB?

>>150572299
>>150572305
>he has never had to face real adversity without his HOF coach
The HOF coach who got fired from the Eagles and they went on to win a Superbowl a few years after he left?

>TE blankies
Kelce hasn't had a 1k yard season since 2022. Chiefs WRs have been the worst in the league in the last 3 seasons so they're able to double team Kelce. Kelce would be putting up 2k yards if he was on team with weapons.

>>150572309
On the field? Just me out there swinging my penis around will knock them all flat. They should set that up as an "all-star break" game, the Eagles vs my big penis, a lot of people will love watching that

>>150572336
Seeing objective reality squash people's delusions is the best part of football and sports in general. One of the last bastions of meritocracy in this fraudulent society.

>>150572346
Tell Goodell that if the Chiefs make the AFCCG again I'm out and taking my $38 youtube subscription money with me.

>>150572346
Ratings would skyrocket for the conclusion of the trilogy.

20 hours until my refgawds remind ya'll who really run this shit

>>150572363
basado

I just watched a video about the mafia's influence on clubs. We have to keep that italian statfag anon out of our general. We don't want these subhumans in our sport. The kiwis are harmless.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGrhK8tQ--4

we all know who the fuck is in charge

Who’s gonna be Pittsburghs number one RB

>>150572388
Jaylen Warren with a healthy dose of Kenneth Gainwell and Kaleb Johnson

now that those losers from streameast are done, YouTube TV is literally $38/month without a previous membership

Imagine having a stadium full of obese mutts as fans instead of a stadium full of thicc viking maidens like the average KANGZ home game.

>>150572124
>anime picture
Disregarded

>>150572402
buy an ad

Soon

>>150572416
Disgusting, retarded, repugnant, repulsive, hideous, heinous, atrocious, grotesque and subhuman

>>150572416
Those Minnesota women come from good German peasant stock

>>150572432
>Vikings hired male cheerleaders to distract Caleb
They truly have no shame

>>150572384
Goodell openly stated that he wants the NFL to be a Disney tier brand which means that he WILL ensure the Chiefs are successful to tap into the Swifty and broader foid demographic.

>>150572432
>that back arch
That's a certified fruit cake

birdy by 50 tomorrow

>>150572180
>you miss out on the playoffs AND get a shitty low draft pick

Nigger I just gave you a extensive list of MVP-caliber players at the most important position who were drafted low, sometimes not even in the first round, and another list of players drafted as high as possible who are underwhelming and on losing teams. Draft position is incredibly overrated.

When's the last time the Chiefs had a top three pick? Or the Eagles? Or the Ravens? Or the Bills? Or the Niners? The Jags have had a lot of high draft picks. I guess they're really good now, right? The Browns picked at the top of the draft for like a fucking decade. Must have produced a dynasty, huh? None of the best teams were built by being shit for years and none of the teams that picked high the past few years are successful. It's not as simple as "higher picks = better players."

See, the thing is, bottoming out like that harms your fucking team across the board. No good coach wants to 1-16, even if they get to keep their job. No good GM wants to waste a season and get shit on for building a dumpster fire. No players want to take weekly beatings just to spin their wheels. If you're planning on bottoming out your either have to purge whatever talent you do have or watch people bail as things go to shit. The players and coaches won't just roll over. You have to put together a legitimately bad team and organization to finish dead last. And Bad organizations have a habit of staying bad. Again, look at the Browns. Look at the Jaguars. look at the Jets. Even the Bengals, who thought they had something only a few years ago. They couldn't seize the opportunities they had because they didn't have good coaches or scouts or cap specialists, etc. And they didn't have those things because the best people don't want to work for shit teams. A badly run team getting an A+ prospect is just a waste most of the time. Ask Trevor Lawrence. Ask Baker Mayfield. You don't get good by being shit

reffies by infinity tomorrow

AND STILL

I hope a Favelan Brazilian stabs and steals off of Dean Spanos and his Son corpse this Friday. Maybe they'll sell it back to SD after the Spanos family dies from a Brazilian third worlder.

>>150572124
>anime poster
>knows ball
Many such cases

>>150572472
A pregame crucifixion would be based.

>>150572458
I would honestly suck someone's dick for my team to have a franchise QB.

>>150570645
I looked into it and Nik Bonitto is helping with the shelter too

>>150572278
1 or 2 future starters is way bigger of a deal than you think.

>>150572433
>disgusting
>>150572438
>hot

Which one?

>>150572363
>Long arm of the law

>>150572433 here, forgot to mention I’m a raging homosexual.

I CANNOT WAIT AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>150572544
Record low ratings

>>150572544
That's a rematch

>>150572544
i get people are sick of the chiefs so the broncos bandwagon looks appealing but i'm not touching a josh harris franchise

>>150572292
>Mahomes tied him in rings, but won more MVPs, playoff games, and threw for nearly 60 more TDs

Yeah he also lost in the AFC championship game and the super bowl and never beat him in the playoffs so those stats don't matter.

Or if you're about to tell me stats matter more than wins than I guess you're ready to admit Purdy is better than Mahomes now?

I think it's pretty much guaranteed that the queefs will make it to the owl so only NFC games are worth watching

>>150572559
If Mahomes beat Purdy then Purdy went on to win 2 MVPs and 5 rings, then Purdy won his era. Mahomes one win over Purdy wouldn't matter.

>>150572458
Browns threw Bakey out after he was playing hurt for the season. He led them to the playoffs the season before.

>>150572566
AFC has been a top heavy solved conference for awhile now. Wouldn't be surprised if all AFC division winners from last year repeated.

>>150572416
god, i want her to pin me down, and call me very racist names as she slams her meaty hole on my stiffy.

The bills are frauds for many reasons but the biggest one I’m surprised no one really talks about is how ridiculously easy their schedule is. Them not getting the one seed once is a testament to their incompetence.

I apologize preemptively for the Broncos having a really good season and any annoying bandwagoners shitting up the general

>>150572587
See
>>150572336

WE LOST RICE

>>150572544
lions broncos actually

>>150572517
1 or 2 future starters in the entire 7th round, I mean.

>>150572435
new thread this one has been locked

>>150572618
howd u do that :o

AFCW
>Raiders - Pete Carroll has dementia and they will finish last
>Chiefs - Mahomes is a fat ass and all the Taylor Drama will make Kelce retire in shame
>Chorgers - Going to Chorge but probably make the playoffs
>Broncos - bountygate 2.0

>>150572559
>Brady
As you can see in picrel Mahomes got the better of him in the 4 years their eras overlapped. Brady would need to combine his career with Lamar just to equal Mahomes.

>Purdy
Mahomes has better stats than Purdy and more rings. Not sure why you're humiliating him by forcing me to do this.

>Last 2 seasons
Anon you could cherrypick any season to make QB x look better than QB y. Only fair way to do it is comparing all their seasons at similar points of their career as I did in picrel and Mahomes blows him out.

>>150572625
>>Broncos - bountygate 2.0
pls heem mahomes

>>150572625
The AFCW and NFCN are going to be kino as fuck no matter what happens

>>150572618
no it hasn't

>>150572596
This is now the 2nd game in a row the Chiefs will play the Eagles without Rice. It's like the football gods are conspiring against Mahomes.
They took away Tyreek. They took away Rice.

Burrow has 2 elite WR1s, yet Mahomes can't even have an elite WR2. This is bullshit. Fuck you.

>>150572628
>got beat by a man almost twice his age multiple times
>once at home
>once in the super bowl where he scored zero touchdowns
>got the better of him

>>150572628
>Anon you could cherrypick any season to make QB x look better than QB y

We know, Schizo

>>150572666
>draft a stupid ghetto piece of shit who endangers innocent civilians so he can road race despite multiple NFL players having recently and infamously killed people in a road race
>your stupid ghetto piece of shit receiver gets suspended

Play nigger games, win nigger prizes

>>150572666
sounds like another Andy Reid masterclass!

why aren't hues invading /nfl/? i-is handegg not important there? will we see empty seats like next year's world cup?

>>150572714
Only Americans care about American football. Having games in other countries isn't to boost international fandom, it's to drive tourism

>>150572699
>>150572705
The scouts knew this about him but Reid believes in second chances since both of his sons are fuckups.

>>150572625
>bountygate 2.0

>>150572766
Reid has always loved his thugs.

>>150572766
>aw, he reminds me of my son
>not the one with the severe drug addiction who OD'd
>the other one
>who plowed into a parked car at 80 mph, maimed a kid and went to prison
>yeah, we need a few guys like that on our team
>anyway NUGGIES
>FUMBLEROOSKI

I feel like Andy Reid's family history should be disclosed during his stupid fucking commercials like how they have to list side effects in commercials for medications. I think a lot less people would be amused by his State Farm bullshit if they knew more about him, his fucked up nepobaby kids and his long history of enabling criminals

>>150572714
Eagles aren't playing.

Good evening. I hate riggers. Fuckin’ riggers ruin everything. And if you somehow have a game without them? Goodell will just move some riggers into your neighborhood using “programs.” The whole NFL is being drowned in riggers, and the riggers won’t even be able to run the league on their on once they’re the only ones left.

>>150572828
Remember when Kelce slapped Reid around on the sidelines? He must really love his thugs if they push him around like that with no consequences

>>150571719
Lamar plays for a well managed team that isn't straight up cursed, if he spends his whole career in Baltimore he's guaranteed at least one ring and these are indisputable facts, now go eat your razors and assault a table.

What will you be eating during TNF?

>>150572917
have a bunch of wings dry brining in the fridge right now. still need to swing by the cheese-monger tomorrow but i have a ton of charcuterie from all the vacationing i've done this summer and I plan on eating some of that. Depending on how the Eagles are playing I'll either open a 2016 Bonaccorsi Pinot Noir Fiddlestix Vineyard Sta. Rita Hills or a 2017 Zaca Mesa Syrah Mesa Reserve.

>>150571623
You can’t call the Ravens a better team with a better quarterback and still put the Billsissies above them. The Bills won the divisional by one point with 3 turnovers, in other words pure luck. Something that won’t happen again especially when the Ravens closed their defensive gap. It’s going to be like the second Steelers game last season. 34-14 or something.

>>150572990
plus sean mcdermott's defense is solved at this point. wouldn't be surprised if baltimore dominates.

>>150572105
Cute commercial, I am really rooting for them
Lawrence and Hunter are basically choir boys compared to the rest of the league

>>150572834
They were a good family until they moved to philly. That city of criminals will turn anyone bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfGVy2Pa3jo

>>150572862
>the guy who consistently plays worse in the postseason tan the regular season, has had multiple epic chokejobs, has never beaten Allen or Mahomes (neither of which are going anywhere) in the playoffs and whose game is 100% reliant on his athleticism is guaranteed a championship eventually

Lol, Lamar already had the best chance he'll ever get and he blew it. Going up against an offensively gimped Chiefs team at home and he scores 10 points. It's been over since that moment, Baltipoors just don't want to admit it

>>150572124
Tanking is gay and any "fan" that ever roots for their team to lose is either brown, retarded, or both

>>150572124
There’s an exception to every rule but in general players that go earlier are better than the ones who go later. And yeah I’d rather be in the basement and have a high pick and hope for the future than go 7-10 and pick 14th. You’re missing the playoffs either way.

>>150571745
only a jeet, SEA, or a ngubu would say this

>>150572862
>he’s guaranteed at least one ring
>guaranteed
Kek Lameme’s best years are officially behind him, he’s only going to get older and slower and when he has to rely on his arm to win he’s cooked

>>150571755
>his teams are good enough to get a playoff bye and he still shits the bed

Any retards think tanking works, just look at the Browns
You don't have to guess, they've been tanking for decades

the most popular texans fan is a gay retard lmao

>>150573129
It's a great way to bleed retards
>just 2 more seasons

>opening day
>dead thread
dead league

What's the White Man's team?

>>150571797
>is being gassed up
literally by who?
the only team people talk about in a semi positive light are the texans, and even then they get shit for being in such a shitty auto win division (even though the bills are in an equally fraudulent division but that's another conversation)

>>150573189
His window is the next two years or maybe less, but it's still a very realistic chance. Only muttholmes and the zebras stand in their way. I still believe in the two man nig rush they got going with Henry there.

I am boycotting this trash fucking game tomorrow. Drink diarrhea Goodell you bitch

>>150573256
denver broncos

The 106th season of the NFL starts today

>>150573175
Yeah but the 7 win team only needs to win three more games the next year and then they're 10-7 and have a chance. If you're 2-15 the best prospect in the world isn't swinging 8 games so you're fucked for at least another year. You should never, ever want to win 5 fewer games just to move up in the draft so you can drat a rookie and hope he can get you back to where you were before you gave up. Those extra wins are too hard to come by to just forfeit. You don't get out of a hole by digging an even deeper hole.

>>150573256
Niners.

>white cornbread qb
>white rb
>white WR
>white TE
>white DE
>white legacy coach

>>150573254
its 3 in the morning faggot

>>150573316
Purdy is black

Rewatching Ravens/Bills from last season, it really is just >le running QB: the game. No wonder these faggots always get rolled by queefs

>>150573327
Explains why he can't win a ring

Word on the street is that the owl halftime show this year is gonna be Nas ft. Lil Nas X

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

How bad are the cowboys gonna be destroyed?

>>150573455
They're going to win

>Mark Davis confirmed Brady was close to being a Raider but went with Carr
Derek carr WAS That MOTHERFUJCKER
i know it was posted already

BUT HE THAT MUFHAKCTER

>>150573455
Eagles will win with a walk off field goal

>>150573496
Based Carr, fuck brady, Al would've never brought that faggot in

https://youtu.be/IvJX0jczYD0?t=283
new hurts quote dropped

>>150571337
>moving off
You sound like a fag.

>>150571435
Ugliest non-fat White person I've ever seen.

>>150571286
Giants + xehawks will be good this year

Brazil airport went crazy for papa kelce

>>150574108
Gaga > Taytay

>>150572378
It's terronis.

Tonight's the night

>>150573928
>Giants

Even if you buy the Dart hype their defence is trash and Brian Daboll is a complete hothead who loses the plot on the sidelines almost every game. They won't top 6 wins

>>150574207
Ceedee Lamb masterpiece incoming

How are the Niners shaping up this year? I had to take a break from this sport after that last super bowl

>>150570990 (OP)
Top 3 teams that desperately need uniform upgrades? I have it as

>Titans
>Patriots
>commanders

>>150571404
>broncos will miss the playoffs
Doubt, but plausible
>my niners will make it to the NFCC
Lol
>cowboys won't actually be that bad and will somehow sneak into the WC
Lol
>micah parsons will have a season ending injury within the next 5 games
Predicting random things isn't interesting
>jaxson dart will have a jayden daniels level rookie season
Maybe if he wasn't a backup QB and had players to throw to

>>150574285
They should be pretty good if Mccaffrey goes back to an elite level

They are healthy and added some chiefs players leftovers

>>150571982
I wonder what the over/under is for Rodgers throwing for 4k/30 TD

>>150574296
>judging how men look
gay

>>150574285
>dumb frogposter
you should take a break from life, permanently

>>150572124
Your logic doesn't follow. You don't have to use a #1 on a QB. Smart teams would trade a #1 for almost 3 1st rounders in value and build a new team then trade up for a QB when you're knocking on the door of the playoffs

>>150574185
Mariah > dem other hoes, she a queen of xmas

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 1 Edition!

1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9
2. Kansas City Chiefs 31
3. Baltimore Ravens 29.9
4. Buffalo Bills 29.1
5. Detroit Lions 28.1
6. Washington Commanders 27
7. Los Angeles Rams 25.8
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 24.7
9. Green Bay Packers 23.4
10. Houston Texans 23.3
11. Cincinnati Bengals 22
12. Minnesota Vikings 20.7
13. San Francisco 49ers 20.4
14. Los Angeles Chargers 19.2
15. Denver Broncos 18.5
16. Pittsburgh Steelers 16.1
17. Miami Dolphins 15.7
18. Dallas Cowboys 14.7
19. Seattle Seahawks 14.3
20. Chicago Bears 13.2
21. Atlanta Falcons 12.3
22. Arizona Cardinals 11.4
23. Indianapolis Colts 9.5
24. Jacksonville Jaguars 9
25. New England Patriots 7.7
26. Carolina Panthers 7.5
27. Las Vegas Raiders 5.6
28. New York Jets 5.5
29. Tennessee Titans 4.1
30. New York Giants 2.8
31. New Orleans Saints 2.3
32. Cleveland Browns 1.3

We made it bros. FOOBAWL IS BACK

HOL UP
HOL UP

HOL UP HOL UP

YEAH HERE WE GO

>Mahomes is the best we've ever seen before age 29
I sleep
>Rayne Dakota Prescott is about to become the greatest Quarterback we've ever seen after age 32
YEAAAAAA HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

>>150575024
this buck is looking like he got a bit of sugar in his tank

>sack pickscott
>shartenheimer

Any way to filter posts with gay porn cause I'm sure were getting flooded tonight.

>>150575284
Yeah, just put "Chiefs" in the filter

>>150575284
I just dont see cowboys fans getting that uppity today. This is first season in a while they dont have expectations this season.

Betting my entire net worth on bustin cuckatini doing a big runny shit in his undies week 1

>>150574705
What the numbers mean?

>>150575439
i rank teams based on a few metrics 1-32 and then average them all out

>>150574705
my chiefs too high im afraid

>>150575501
Time for a changing of the guard

>>150575588
Man those are beautiful teef

>>150571377
>trapped on the bungals until 2030
he's going to be in his early 30s and physically destroyed like andrew luck by then

Tell me today will Saquon bust up inside?

>>150574285
Juden.

>>150571286
Saquon going over 1750 again

>>150575347
It's Eagles fans too. They both do it. And lol at the no expectations part, if the Cowboys stay in this game to the end it's gonna be right back to "WE DEM BOYZ"

Chiefs

>>150574705
>23. Indianapolis Colts 9.5
>24. Jacksonville Jaguars 9
i like that you do these each season but the colts haven't beaten the jaguars in jacksonville since obama was president

>>150575976
Are you going to post in the game thread tonight?

>>150575994
Probably not, the game starts 4:20 am here

>>150576016
Shame, you probably have tons of gay porn saved, you could have really helped us out.

>>150576042
Ill be there for the post game thread

Aren't the Clots starting Danny Dimes?

>>150576062
Ya

Is anyone else fully erect right now knowing that tonight is the night?

>>150576070
Nah, man. The thought of gay porn being spammed does not give me a boner.

Lamar Jackson plays a little too much "street ball" for my liking.

>>150576114
raven should just go full triple option for the memes

>>150576114
And there it is

Another season of league-wide KANGZ domination and another season of /nfl/ melties whenever my KANGZ are successful.

>>150576114
This post feels racist. It’s like saying he wears too much flashy jewelry or his black dick is just a little too big for my wife

>>150576135
who the fuck are the KANGZ?
those are clearly the VIIK S

>>150576135
I wish that tranny killed way more of you other somalians

>>150576135
>somalikangz

>>150575976
silksong hype
easy turn-off and play if the cowgirls get dumpstered early

>>150571299
wtf I love Sean Payton now

>>150576167
Sean Payton has always been based, only real soldiers need apply

NFL chose a bad day to get started. Silksong finna mog Cowshits-Elgses

>>150576102
To each his own, then.

What does it say about the Eagles if the Cowboys win?

>>150571299
Is this Colorado because that looks like their training facility which is absolutely hilarious that I have a screenshot from literally right down the street of some black retard holding up a sign calling people racist for kicking him out of medical school
When I mean right down the street I mean within walking distance. This is in the city of Parker

>>150576188
I think we'd be too concerned with Satan ice skating.

>>150576197
is that by meow wolf? I went there when I was in Denver and then the brewery nearby. It was within sight of the stadium.

>>150576188
That they have 8 new starters on defense , a saquon whos not giving ut 150% out of spite and revenge, new O line pieces, and are still the iggles.

I'm not going to be surprised when dak throws for 4 tds and they win

>>150576186
Of course the guy who had Breesus thinks most QBs are slow

>>150576188
The worst possible outcome is the Eagles narrowly winning. Eagles losing will be funny, Cowboys getting BTFO will be very funny. Eagles barely winning wouldn't be

>>150576205
>is that by meow wolf?
No it's by the Centennial Airport which is a little bit south of Denver and Aurora. On google maps it looks like the middle of nowhere with a bunch of rich houses around it

>>150576162
>>150576175
Is it out yet?

>>150573256
None, cuck

>>150573256
>Trevor Lawrence
>Honorary white Travis Hunter
Jaguars

How bad are the Loins going to regress this year?

How would Max Kellerman work on First Things First?

>>150576243
Win the division 5-1 and a WC exit

Based Howie
>One team that made a strong play this summer to try to trade for All-Pro linebacker Micah Parsons was none other than the Philadelphia Eagles, per league sources. The Eagles called the Cowboys to see if they could acquire Parsons and bring him back to Pennsylvania. But the Cowboys had no interest in trading Parsons in the division, especially to the defending Super-Bowl champion Eagles, whom they open with tonight
https://www.espn.com/contributor/adam-schefter/437aeb1513a3d

>>150576243
oh no campbell has to playcall now theyre only like 9-1 with him calling plays lol

>>150576135
yeah the "kangz" and all... zero super bowl titles. huh. strange.

>>150576243
probably not much if at all, they are a worse team this year but they did well last year with a ton of injuries. they have a puncher's chance with anybody

LAST CHANCE TO GET YOUR PICK'EM IN BEFORE DEM BOYZ WIN

Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65

Password: Rosepink

Reminder Philthydelphia Niggles won a Super Bowl thanks to a SOON banned play.

>>150576360
more like DC nerds and analysts blue screened when they had to prepare 4 down strats instead of 3

God I love Terreh

>>150576242
this is the right answer

>>150576261
that was to be expected
really what they should've done was have another team set up to be the middleman for an extra pick or two

>>150576360
I bet you've been saying it will soon be banned for the last 2 years

>Mr Beast
welp, the league's toast

Please, dear all mighty, don't let the Cowgirls win tonight
I don't want to see them win at 4am

>>150576501
its wild how soulless he is

>>150576505
Better the Girls than the Niggles

>>150572005
Way too hot. Tuas brain is tapioca by week 6.

>>150576360
>>150576513
The Eagles saved football. Youre welcome.

>>150576527
If this is salvation, I'd rather be in Hell

>>150576544
You WILL enjoy salvation and you WILL thank the eagles for saving football

>>150576573
If not for the statmutt, I would be entirely certain that the Chiefs winning would've been better

you are now aware chiefs are the good guys and niggles continue to be obnoxious, every other team is worthless

>>150576597
>>150576606
>3 peat
>mutt worship
>kelce proposes to swift on the field
The Eagles stopped that. They saved the NFL.

>>150576628
they NEED to go bck to those unis

>>150576623
But we all wanted to see that

>>150576628
I was really convinced that the NFL rigged the Chiefs to win the Owl.
But the Chiefs couldn't even win with the finger on the scale or maybe the NFL is not rigged

Hello frens,
Im not a huge nfl guy but one of my coworkers is.
We're in the bay area, he's a 49er's guy. I think I like the raiders more but none of that matters.
All I'm wondering is how good the 49ers are going to be this year?
I know the season is starting tonight so I want to be able to talk to him about it a little bit. He might want to go to a game later this year too which I'd be down for but I just wanna know what to expect. I know they lost the superbowl 2 years ago and looked pretty bad last year. Are they going to suck again this year or did they turn it around again?
Thanks

>>150576628
Literally who?

>>150576654
Just kiss him already

>>150576654
>49er's guy
>he might want to go to a game
Don't worry about the team. You'll both be too busy blowing each other to focus on that

t-tua more days...

>>150576606
>fat mutt casually jogging around the field while somehow every single defensive player forgets how to run and tackle
>if you touch him it's a 10y penalty and a first down
>in his 3 peat opportunity suddenly every single defender against him remembers how to defend and he throws a pass to a white cb who has the number 33 on his birthday when people are growing extremely tired of mutts and other mystery meats
doesn't look good for your beloved abomination

>>150576597
>>150576606
you only post this because you don't live in a world where the threepeat is shoved into every commercial, documentary, and play by color commentators while trying to watch football
you thought "mahomesian throws" and the state farm commercials were bad? that would've been nothing compared to what would be a post-threepeat nfl
and here you are thankless to the reason why you aren't damned to exist in that world

>>150576662
>>150576664
I don't think I've ever seen a homosexual at a football game

>>150576665
I'm ready for another season where we are not bad but also not good

The Dolphins are team agnostic of the NFL

>>150576675
ok kek yeah
anyways can someone please let me know what kind of season the 49ers are expecting?
I'm sorry if it's some ongoing joke that lol 9ers are gay IDK I'm leaving for work in 30 mins tho I just wanna know what to say to talk to him about

>>150576670
Yeah, we're all waiting on you to go

>>150571982
Honestly the worst predictions I've ever seen.

>>150576684
49ers have a very easy schedule, so people are projecting them to win a lot
But ball knowers know that the 9ers are frauds. They lost a ton of talent and are no longer contenders. They'll go 10-7 at best

>>150576697
Ok thank you. That's exactly what I was looking for.
I'll see myself out. Feel free to call me a fag or whatever now.
Thanks anon

Who is ready for the game tonight? I already have my snacks and alcohol ready

>>150576667
>you only post this because you don't live in a world where the threepeat is shoved into every commercial, documentary, and play by color commentators while trying to watch football
feelsgoodman.png

>>150576684
they lost half of the defence and everyone was injured last year
they have an easy schedule but whether they are relevant or not as far as the postseason all comes down to if CMC is able to still play at the level he was at before be blew out his knee

>>150576697
Rams own the west and frankly the NFC. Its truly over

>>150576702
If you want to talk to your buddy casually, just keep gassing the 9ers up. Easy schedule and talk about how underrated Purdy is
If you want to have a proper conversation, mention that the 9ers will get off to a very bad start. They may recover late in the season, but they're a 6th seed at best

>american “football” back in full swing
this board is about to be unusable for 6 months, great

>>150576628
IT'S HAPPENING

>>150576725
Come on, pussy, watch this season. It will raise your IQ.

>>150576728
>bunco webm spammer now thinks his shit ass team will be playoff worthy
Kek

>>150576712
Yeah, I have the Rams taking the west. I unironically think they might be the 1 seed too just because the NFCE and NFCN have harder schedules. Though I do think whoever wins those divisions will be better teams
2 seed will win the NFC, beleeb it

>>150576735
They made it last year.

>>150576712
even if Stafford's back is fucked?

Anyone else looking forward to some Benigno Jets rants this year?

>>150576757
We have Stetson, and soon, Arch

>>150576763
yeah i would go on a 9 game cold streak after that too. there could be no clearer sign that god has abandoned you

Y'all niggas ready?

>>150576725
Okay Jose

>>150576788
>JJ Watt is a commentator now
based

>>150576683
This year will be different. You will be truly bad.

>>150576505
Don't worry, they suck

>>150576725
Hola

>>150576683
>we
muslims are not allowed to be dolphins fans sorry bro.

>>150576788
>Brady and burkhardt for giants commies
Wtf

>>150576725
tacos fajitas quesadilla qeso

>>150576725
divegrass is the most boring and gay “sport” i have ever attempted to watch. I dont even understand how thirdie shitskins enjoy it, considering their attention span and IQ is likened to that of a bird

>>150576725
>t. yuroboo

>>150576725
Offseason sucks anon. Hopefully the kiwi posting fades away

>>150576819
Brady calling a gnats game will be great

>>150576821
Female energy on display, make me a sandwich ho

>>150576725
Who raped you?

>>150576803
Afraid to admit it. I hoped the Dolphins would get rid of Tua
>>150576817
Das racist

>>150576788
goddamn I don't know who to pick for my suicide pool
it's either shitters playing eachother so it could go either way or teams with too many questions that need answered for me to tell if it's going to be a safe pick

real ball knowers enjoy both fútbol and handegg, simple as

>>150576821
It's one of the few sports they can afford to play. Im guessing that anon is a poorfag too

People believe in the Packers. Fucking kek.

>>150576821
A large majority of the people you are referencing to as shitskins have a higher average IQ than us whites. Indians and Chinese for example have around a 10-15 advantage on and intelligence quotient

>>150576844
"Flow" sports are bullshit. There, I said it.

>>150576840
Big Ben, obviously

>>150576856
Honestly impressive that he can even throw the ball that far while being wildy off balance

>>150576858
good morning saar

>>150576858
notice how the shitskin breeder does not reference pakistani IQ despite it also being very high…this poster is a pajeet

>>150576858
t. Rajesh Patel

>>150576858
>us whites

>>150576858
>A large majority of the people you are referencing to as shitskins have a higher average IQ than us whites. Indians and Chinese for example have around a 10-15 advantage on and intelligence quotient

>>150576842
fraid so

sunday, the colts pretzel manifests on the field
danny dimes cannot save them from the tuaning (or tuanig)

>>150576670
Never been to a cowboys game

>>150576949
Looks great

>>150576856
>QBs need to learn to throw the ball away, so they aren’t taking as many sacks. Sacks are a QB stat.
>Jordan Love is a doofus who throws the ball when he should take a sack
In all seriousness, he should have taken the safety here.

>>150573262
NFL Owners are legit planning Goddell downfall this season. Chiefs/Swift publicity is going to blow up all over his face if the Chiefs lose in the playoffs.

>>150576949
Looks like a literal shit.

>>150576763
I like Joe Buck’s style, guys. I know that’s a me problem, but I much prefer the slow and steady approach of him and Troy over the manufactured hype other crews create.

I do not care for Joe Buck.

>>150576788
>most of the country gets JEST/Stillers
Grim tbqh.

>>150576979
They can have 11 Micah Parsons and it will not overcome Jordan Love's retardation

>still no Broncos uniform schedule
What are they hiding?

>>150577070
Tie dye.

>>150577070
the uncrustable storage units
>captcha "tyrkh"
tyreek hill to the broncos!?

>>150577019
I think Joe Buck has gotten better. Still not my favorite pxp guy, but he's been getting a little more emotionally expressive in his calls. Though he was really good on Browns-Broncos last year.
Sadly Al Michaels has waned in power and now he sounds like he's phoning it in.

Do you guys like ThatsGoodSports? He seems kinda ok/retarded.

>>150576844
I'd watch more soccer if ties and penalty kick shootouts weren't a thing
>OH MY SCIENCE, THE GOALIE DIVED LEFT INSTEAD OF RIGHT!

mind boggling that overtime isn't sudden death

>>150577099
Aikman is a lot better than he used to be. When Romo hit the scene, a lot of people were saying that he made Aikman look really bad. But Aikman stepped up his game, got meaner and angry and more critical, and Romo got lazy and fell into cliche.

>>150577110
they've done sudden death (golden goal i think they call it) but you do run into the issue where you can't sub in players and at the 110th minute they're all functionally dead and have no energy.

IT'S FINALLY FOOTBALL SEASON

>>150577125
>at the 110th minute they're all functionally dead and have no energy.
Fuckin pussies. Coach used to yell FOURTH QUARTER FOURTH QUARTER when we had to run at the end of practice.

>>150577091
mmm State Street Global Advisors, Inc Factory Food™

My cowboys are going to destroy the eagles tonight

>>150577133
playing soccer at 120 minutes is basically like playing football for six quarters

>>150577108
I love him, he knows the game is inherently unpredictable too which makes him not come across as too confident or smug

>>150577142
>No pads
>No gigagniggas wrecking your shit all game on failed 2nd down plays
I reiterate: fuckin pussies.

>>150577125
>at the 110th minute they're all functionally dead and have no energy.
So just have a break at the end of regulation so coaches have time to substitute. Just takes 30 seconds

Recycle
>>150572435
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>>150577091
Professional athletes never really moved on past highschool, did they?

>>150577108
He can have good takes, but he's annoying. Way to much yelling and scat humor

>>150577149
just saying if you optimize your body and performance for 90 minutes, stretching it another 30 is the same as a football player being forced to play more quarters. And in OT they usually are dead which is why they cut OT to 10 minutes and we have more (((ties))) than we used to.

>>150577108
He needs to bring back the Big Dick Player of the Week award.

>>150577060
I watched a highlight reel of Favre, and he used to get away with this exact shit. The difference of course is that Favre’s release and velocity on the ball was like a ballistic missile. He could throw it on a rope across his body, while running to his right, and the ball would just be there without the LB having time to react. Obviously, this same play fuvked him in the 09 nfccg too. Love doesn’t have the arm strength to break rules like Favre did. He needs to tighten some shit up still.

>>150577108
Waaay too many ads but he's not bad

>>150576788
you WILL watch NY teams