Thread 712729491

>>712729491 (OP)
>can't even call goons goons anymore because of cumbrains
>have to use "henchmen"
fuck my dumb henchman life man

I want to fuck the one on the left

>>712729732
Can you behave yourself?

>>712729768
This is the stealth animal porn thread anon

>>712729927
holy shit is this real

so what actually started the short fat guy and thin tall guy thing? was it doronjo or is there an earlier example?

>>712729701
Henchmen are higher ranked goons. You wouldn't call your two bodyguards goons you'd call your extra backup you don't care about goons.

>>712729491 (OP)
It's crazy how Servals naturally evolved into being a perfect human pet without direct influence of humans. Even in the wild their temperament is more curious and playful towards humans than most animals. Pallas cats on the other hand are like grizzly bobcats.

>>712729610
Better than shitty gachashit

Why the fat one is always dumber

>>712730760
Because only an idiot would eat so much they get fat

>>712729610
Oh no!
a vidya butts thread died for this

>>712730215
Laurel and Hardy?
Actually it's probably an universal idea. Contrasting a fat guy and a skinny guy is a very obvious idea.

>>712730287
Most people shouldn't own a Serval, though. Their expected lifespan is cut to a quarter if they're allowed outside in a city, and they require so much stimulation and play that working a full time job would plummet their quality of life.
Same deal with having a pet cheetah. If you own a dozen acres of land in the countryside and work from home/don't need to work at all, go for it, but otherwise the animal is not going to have a good life.

>>712731618
when an eel bites your thigh
and you bleed out and die
that's a moray

>>712731817
Absolutely, that's pretty much the case with most exotic pets. It's just cool how Servals are almost completely tamable naturally because they're not naturally afraid of humans are are surprisingly good social creatures despite being cats.

Same thing with foxes. After their initial fear phase with anything not their mom fox they are very sociable and tamable for humans. You can even potty train and house break foxes but it's not a pet for everyone because you need a lot of yard, a lot of toys and like you said you need to spend a lot of time with them. In fact with foxes you're encouraged to get 2 because foxes get very depressed if you leave them alone for 8+ hours a day.

>>712731618
>hostile mobs are tameable

>>712730287
What about tigers?

>>712731618
>You are a bottom-feeding eel that has been alive doing the same thing for 10+ years when suddenly some bizarre alien creature comes to you and starts petting and rubbing a place on your body you have literally never been able to touch.
>After they leave you will never experience that relief again.

>>712730760
Not always, but it requires the fat one to be a sumo build instead of just fat.

it's a kino dynamic

>>712732376
That's not a tiger, dumbass.

It bums me out so bad that cheetahs can't reproduce in captivate all that well, otherwise we would have pet cheetahs alongside dogs, and they would be the ones biting people LESS.

>>712732632
REAL?!

>>712732563
Cheetahs are simply too hyper evolved for their one specific role in their environment. Take them out of the savannah and they are almost guaranteed to die. Best thing we could do is make crossbreeds but those will turn out infertile anyway.

>>712730596
Quixote mentioned
Retardation activated

>>712732632
ITS NOT FUCKING REAL CHAT

>>712732469
Surely they can rub against a rock of some shit

>>712732796
Not even remotely close to real. Cats can't compress like that

>>712733002
That's not going to feel as good as a good scratch from a gentle hand but yeah.

>>712731817
I don't see the problem. Just give them citizenship and let them own their own land like all the other wildlife

>>712731817
Next you're going to tell them that having any "pet" really has the same requirements or their quality of life would be lower too.

>>712733281
Do all cats come prepackaged with platformer physics?

Hell yeah dude i love these threads

>>712733363
>wake up
>play with dog
>dog is happy
>lock dog in kennel
>work for 8 hours, 1 hour of commuting
>come home
>let dog outside
>dog shits
>play with dog
>dog is happy
reminder that pets are not children but they are legally very close if not indistinct from slaves

>>712730287
Stupid ass looking cats on stilts motherfuckers. I wouldn't want to own one because I'm sure the novelty would wear off quickly, but I wish I could spend a day playing with one

>>712733637
>lacks the brainpower to comprehend short sentences in English
Checks out.

>>712733161
>That's not going to feel as good as a good scratch from a gentle hand but yeah.
You're talking about a torpid lotus eating animal who barely manages to feel shit like a cattle prod because they're skin is as dense as their skull. You know, leather and all?

>>712730287
Servals are the one instance where the "if not friend, why friend shaped?" mindset would not lead to immediate death.

>>712733363
yes, sitting in the same spot with no real human interaction for 8+ hours a day is bad

>>712730187
yes

>>712731618
>>712732469
Stange-creature-approaching-slowly in the ocean usually means parasite removal, as opposed to on land where it's almost always a trick to get close before attacking.

>>712733637
>Locking a dog in a kennel for no reason
Fuck you.

>>712733951
dangerous creatures

>>712733002
when my parents had cows they put up this big wire brush along the fence line that cows would rub against. they used it so much that the ground beneath it became pretty much a hole that my dad filled with gravel and eventually concrete

why were they so chino

>>712733951
>The one instance

>>712733930
>they're skin is as dense as their skull. You know, leather and all?
We were talking about eels but whatever you say bro

>>712733816
et tu nemo

>>712732376
Post the vid of the cheetah laying on the guy Reverse cow girl style.

>>712733363
Most pets, yes.
Housecats are fine but only if you have more than one. Otherwise they get bored, lonely, and develop mental problems. Dogs should have companionship available at all times. Parrots (and most 'pet' birds) have ridiculously high stimulation requirements or they develop anxiety and actively kill themselves.

About the only animal you should get if you don't have the time and energy to devote to it is fish or bugs.

>>712730760
Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin.

>>712733529
Yes, but it's an inconsistent implementation so your mileage may vary

>>712730215
>Surely this comedic juxtaposition was only thought up in the mid 1970s and debuted in a random Tatsunoko anime
literally how could you ever come to that conclusion
that is just a genuinely stupid statement

>>712729715
>thin one joins your party
>fat one dies tragically

>>712729491 (OP)
instantly reminds me of that skinny and fat boss in elden ring.

>Male Servals live naturally sedentary and lonely lives
>Are very communal and sociable if allowed.
Biologically how does this happen?

Fat and Skinny went to bed.
Fat rolled over and Skinny was dead.

>>712736770
this is like normal male behavior

>>712732224
issue with foxes is they're incredibly noisy, there's ongoing breeder operation for like 30+ years somewhere in russia or asia that selectively breeds foxes with more desirable traits, mostly less noises and bites, regular ones will drive you up the wall

>>712729491 (OP)
>tranimal thread

>>712734305
>>712737212
Animals do not support LGBT.

>>712737431
Based dog

>>712734305
>ARYANimals

>>712729732
me too anon

>>712737870
>tranime
cringe and ruined

>>712732558
I know it's not asset reskin but why do they remind me of Magus Sisters?

>>712729701
I always liked Mooks myself

>>712737431
Based doge knows his master is a beta faggot.

>>712729610
Somehow, /an/ off-topic threads are the only non-annoying off-topic threads

>>712729610
better than hourly controversial marketing shill threads from nintendrajeets

>>712734324
Dogs are literally too stupid to know the difference between 1 minute and 8 hours.

what's the difference between a 4chanimal and a tranimal

>>712738608
Like everything these days
>thing i like good
>thing you like bad

>>712731817
Couldn't you solve the stimulation part with a second serval?

>>712738608
I like 4chanimals
this>>712738664 guy likes tranimals

>>712738608
4chanimal: cute animals
tranimal: ugly animals reddit pretends are cute

>>712731862
bazed

>>712729610
>Aw man, how can I make cute animals into talking about current events?

ANIMAL THREADS DO NOT PROMOTE PRODUCT OR DISCOURSE TO MANUFACTURE HYPE
THUS THEY ARE TAKING PRECIOUS THREAD SPACE THAT WE POTENTIALLY COULD BE USING FOR SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING

>>712733532
it's him, the jersey fella

>>712730287
They were fully domesticated before last Great Reset. Same for some other smaller big cats

>>712730287
UOOOOH
LONG LEGS EROTIC

>>712734324
Some breeds are proven to be more comfortable being in their cozy box than in an empty house.

>>712738786
>lmao2serval
oh shit nigger what are you doing

>>712738787
why did he do it?

>>712730215
>was it doronjo
jesus christ what a retarded fucking zoomer.

>>712740120
>combo breakered
Oh well maybe next time.

>>712739489
>3 pieces of kibble have been deposited in your Purina account

I just like talking about cute animals.

>>712735349
>Housecats are fine but only if you have more than one. Otherwise they get bored, lonely, and develop mental problems
Isn't it a bitch to introduce two stranger cats? My friends have done it (had a cat, got a new one) and in both instances the cats went from hating each other to merely tolerating each other. That said, I've seen stranger cats pair well and groom each other regularly, etc.
I guess my question is: how do you know if your cat will mesh with another?

>>712730215
>guys I know about this anime do I fit in yet?

>>712740336
By trial of dfire

>>712738608
Elephants are gods

>>712740336
It depends a lot on their individual personalities and the environment, it's definitely easier to introduce cats to one another and get them to bond if at least one of them is a kitten though.

>>712740336
Cats are very weird creatures. They're like in a perpetual state of tsundere. I had two cats who were literally siblings and they acted like they hated each other their whole life even though they played with each other and occasionally groomed too.

>>712730215
Newfags really didn't like this post.
Yes, Time Bokan is the first instance of the archetype with two dudes being lorded over by a lead woman.

>>712734589
hyeniggas are far too dangerous.

>>712735349
Pet fish are a shitload of work and bugs can't be handled without an intense urge to eat them if you're asian or a modern milellenial.

>>712740440
Figured. I'm not sure if my cat would like a companion. She was an outdoors cat that really only liked one other cat, tolerated one another and was a sassy bitch to the rest

>>712740518
>two dudes being lorded over by a lead woman
Goalpost status: different timezone.

>>712740463
That's what I was wondering as well, if a kitten is the best option. Then maybe the established cat won't feel as threatened or maybe their maternal instincts kick in? And the kitten is figuring out it's place

>>712740336
Depends on the personality and age of each cat. I had a 3 year old male cat that just wants to eat/sleep/cuddle/chase, and my gf brougt home a 6-9 month old male cat that's obsessed with constantly playing. Problem is that they do not really get along at all, for the older one playtime is just chasing each other around, for the smaller one playtime is playfighting that involves wrestling. So when they try to play together, the older one just gets aggravated because he interprets it as an attack.

TLDR you can't know in advance, depends on cat personality and age.

>>712729927
HOLY FUCKING CRAP HOLY FUCKING CRAP

>>712736770
evolved from more social ancestors.
It's like how octopuses generally keep away from their own species but can socialize or at least process social behavior with humans.

>>712733342
Based

>>712732558
What game is this? why am i getting WoW vibes from those blood elf boobs?

>>712740120
>when you bring 2 cats on your expedition

>>712729491 (OP)
>tranimals

>>712731618
WHEN THE
JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE'S MORE JAWS INSIDE
THAT'S A MORAY

>>712741012
ffx-2

>>712737431
So all memes aside, what exactly happened here? Why doggo no listen anymore?

>>712741012
I think it's FFX-2

>>712741254
Jealous

>>712729491 (OP)
solt and peppor

>>712741120
aryanimals

>>712741254
it's as simple as it seems
being gay is unnatural, even a dog knows that
lil boy

>>712735268
i gotchu senpai

>>712729610
It's actually insane that you fucking faggots get butthurt at lighthearted fun threads but will go sit in gacha porn threads for 8 hours a day

Like genuinely what happened during your mental development to make you this braindead?

>>712741254
The other anons are retarded. Dogs are pack animals and the dominate dog is the one who humps the others so the guy's dog thinks he's below in rank of the dog now.

>>712741626
That's a male cheetah.

>>712741545
>being gay is unnatural, even a dog knows that
If it was "unnatural", dog wouldn't know how to react to that.

>>712741857
yes, and?

>>712741759
So the faggot should fake-rape his dog, right? Hold it down and pretend to hump it?

>>712741759
How can the owner regain the dominance now?

>>712741545
>being gay is unnatural
Nigga, what you think animals do when they can't find a female during mating season? They are going to fuck whatever hole they can get their paws on

>>712730215
no, time bokan's claim to fame is specifically having the tall and short duo bossed around by an even taller hot evil lady (long nose optional but preferred)

>>712741965
No, dummy. He should top his boy in front of his dog now to re-establish rank. Also, why the fuck are you allowing pets in your bedroom while you have sex?
>>712742027
See above

>>712741724
It's funny that 'zois are popular in Japan
I guess they do well in apartments since they're basically autistic greyhounds.

cheetahs are based and autistic, just like me

>>712742238
watching more documentaries and they are so fucking dumb and retarded holy shit
how are they even still around?

>>712735884
how fucking old are you

>>712731618
Humanity didn't get to the top of the food chain through violence. It was by giving everyone else the greatest pets they've ever felt. And then killing them.

>>712742257
he's just like me...

>>712742475
>humans are the J*ws of the animal kingdom

>>712742339
partially bc historically humans liked to tame them and keep them as pets
I think the asian ones are almost extinct at this point

>>712742475
>assuming humans are at the top of the food chain

What's your excuse, /v/?

>>712742769
Isn't there genetic evidence to suggest that cheetahs were at one point domesticated? And if that's the case, why not do a bit of selective breeding/genetic engineering to domesticate them again?
I know I would want a cat the size of a grayhound that vibrates when I give it skritches.

>>712743014
Women would rather get eggseminated than be looked at by a chudly truecel like me.

>>712741545
>being gay is unnatural
For humans, maybe.
But animals? Look at shit like lions.

>>712742925
Who's above? They're about to get the best rubdown in their life.

>>712743037
i think the egyptians tried it but it never got very far
it almost just wasn't even necessary bc they are so easy to tame

>>712729715
Manul posters in thy house tonight

>>712734305
>>712737764
CISimals

>>712741545
if it's unnatural, why do you need to police it?

>>712743582
Look at him go!

>>712741254
"bottoming" and any gay shit is a power play, forcing another beast into submission, in the animal kingdom.
The moment the dog realized his owner is willingly offering up his rectum and enjoying it like a bitch (=female dog), he lost all respect for what he thought was his master for housing and feeding him.

that's my headcanon anyway

>>712743651
because it's unnatural and you are trying to normalize it to impressionable children you sodomite fuck

>>712741254
the redditor answered that question in the last sentence
doggos are like children but basic shit like that can make things click in their brains

>>712733637
Yeah, children have it worse.

this is now a Zelenogorsk thread

>>712742027
This >>712741965 actually fucking works. If you can pin and hump even the most slavering shitbull it'll melt like a puppy.

>>712742257
The De-athropomorphizing of animals has to be the biggest tragedy of science. It's lead to people having this fucked up notion that animals are like video game NPCs with pre-programmed responses to every stimuli. Look at how they discuss gorillas in 100 guys vs a gorilla threads, talking up a 550 lb ape like its a bloodthirsty Super Saiyan warrior.

>>712740131
Nigga zoomers don't know what Doronjo is.
You're just adding buzzwords because you wanna bitch about something unrelated.

>missing entire half of jaw
>still tries to bite the camera

based lil guy

>>712741724
That translation doesn't even attempt to translate the pun. 0/10

がんぼるぞい (ganboruzoi) from がんばる (ganbaru / to do one's best) and ぼるぞい (borzoi)

>>712744642
AI? Seriously, what's the evolutionary benefit to doing this?

>>712744642
Is that a parasite?

>>712744396
>no dance at the end
Fake.

>>712744673
Of course it doesn't. Puns don't have standard 1 to 1 translations it can use the preset rules on.

>>712744429
I swear I've seen that creature in some Spyro game. Maybe in Croc as well

>>712744814
It's actually puppeted dead fish.

>>712732632
YOOOOOO!!!!

>>712744429
>not making a sick prosthetic metal jaw
Inhumane

>>712729610
It's better than Dall-E and Claude threads, at least.

>>712730287
Shame owning then is banned in most countries.

>>712733281
Damn, despite being clumsy cats are agile as fuck

>>712744814
it's a years old clickbait webm, I'm amazed people still fall for it

>>712744582
>zoomers don't know
If it's media and a nerd (1, singular, minimum) has liked it, there's at least 100 hours of essays about it on youtube that zoomers have watched.

>>712745048
reptiles grow their whole life so you would have to make a new jaw and surgery on it every year

>>712744814
>>712744827
Nah just good old fashioned chink animal torture.

>>712744642
That is faked, but not through AI, but trickery underneath the sand

>>712745425
If it was the bottom jaw you'd have a point, but an alligator's top jaw might as well be a board of wood with nails in it. You could make a nice little adjustable strap and bitey will be biting with the best of em.

>>712732632
wft is this real?

>serval
>caracal
>manul
>bobcat
>housecat
>wildcat
>tiger
>lion
>cheetah
>puma
>jaguar
>leopard
>snow leopard
literal day 1 patch animals
all are just one animal at different scales with different textures

>>712745048
Shovel is perfect just the way he is.

>>712745710
>assuming all the big quadruped mammals dont just use the same rig
>assuming rodents dont just use the lizard rig
>assuming birds arent all a literal copypaste job aside from ostriches (the dev's pet project) and penguins (a literal meme)

>>712740336
I have a 15 year old female and 14 year old male (they're unrelated, had both since they were kittens). They get along, but fight a bit and play fight a lot.
It's funny when they take turn licking each others' heads until they start fighting. They'll scramble back and forth down the hall.

>>712745048
they don't really chew their food so as long as he's in captivity like that he will be fine

>>712740247
lmao

>>712745263
They haven't.
Stop getting mad at people who don't exist.

>>712729491 (OP)
thats how my cats wound up.

>>712744989
Cool. A vorefish.

>>712744429
>>712744485

>>712746175
>Stop getting mad at people who don't exist.
Well somebody has to be watching all these fucking youtube essays and it's not me.
Is it you? Knock it off.

>>712744429
this nigger built like a german toilet

>>712746654
https://youtu.be/aQkPcPqTq4M

>>712729927
>>712734317
total AI nigger death

>>712746574
Finding golden enemies that drop rare loot is pretty kino

>>712746031
using the same rig is not as lazy as reusing the model, sounds and ai for the animal

>>712746654
Snakes do this when they feel comfortable and like the material their slithering on. That is possibly the closest thing to happiness a snake can experience.

>>712746812
the body is round

>>712744989
>kirby if he slow

>>712746812
I like how Pallas cats look like really fat and fluffy house cats but they're temperament is almost entirely "fuck shit up until I'm dead or it's dead." They're known to maul bears even.

>>712730596
CHADxote and CHADcho

>>712746812
VERY FAT :D

>>712747003
the eyes and stub ears make them always look angry
they look neat but I certainly wouldn't reach out to pet one like most other cats including big ones

>>712734589
>Pet serval gets angry
>Bites your arm and retreats, minor injury
>Pet hyena gets angry
>Shatters your bones with a single bite
Not the same, also they're too ugly to be called 'friend shaped' and this is coming from someone who likes them. They lost the beauty content with the big cats.

>>712729491 (OP)
>>ornstein and smough

Honestly I'd love to see a game about badger n coyote relations.

>>712744897
I zoi what you mean

>>712744142
Animals have parents too you know

>>712729610
Very crabby today, anon. Go back to bed.

>>712748274
No they don't

dogcels be seething at catchads

>>712748976
Toxotranny

>>712743582
PROOT!!! :DDD

>>712748976
TOXOCHAD

>Neutral NPC has camoflage
>If it works, you die.
What a fucking asshole design this faggot is.

>>712729610
>4chanimals
stay

>>712729610
It's not as funny when you don't call them tranimals

>>712744561
It's a reaction to the mass abuse of zoos and intensive farming, people convince themselves that animals are meat robots with no thoughts or autonomy because facing the moral consequences of their actions would be unbearable otherwise.

>>712749294
>only works against those who learned an obscure game mechanism

>>712749294
>inu
>look closer
>actually just a big bird
lol

>>712746523
Nobody is watching essays on Doronjo.
Because they don't exist.

>>712749621
H-HAYAI

Best serval games?

>>712729610
Yes.

>>712749294
All hail the great flying dog!

>>712750360
@grok is this real

>>712743014
waiting for the futa fly to come peg me for 72 hours straight with her barbed cock

>>712747408
>Me bringing a fattie home to fuck her brains out

>>712741154
underrated post

>are in everything ever one way or the other
how did tatsunoko do it

>>712745710
>NPC uses the wrong animation rig

>>712730215
Cartoons I believe?

>>712749621
How the hell is anyone supposed to beat this?

pallas cats are the fucking cutest cats on the planet. It's such a crime that they are completely feral and incredibly reclusive. What I wouldn't give to have a chonk like that.

>>712744429
I have the dog version of this.

>>712744313
>>712741965
oh so thats what happened back when monkey pox was being reported and they found out gayfags raped their dogs.

>>712751136
KRYPTOOOOO
THE SUPERDOG

>>712746089
Man, I loved Aqua Teen Hunger Force as a kid

>>712738118
Based fellow mook enjoyer.

>>712751009
How the fuck do you counter this?

>>712752816
You bait his charge and get him to run into a wall, which will stun him and let you attack his weak spot for massive damage.

>>712752816
You cannot escape his girth.

>>712731618
>NPC looks evil but is actually friendly

Is the NPC here the eel or the diver?

>>712752816
you get an even bigger cat

>>712752816
Shoryuken

>>712753138
This is animal abuse

>>712730287
>perfect human pet
There's a family in my street that own a serval. It got loose one day and into my neighbor's yard. None of us could approach it. It would hunch over and hiss like a demon. Not in the domestic cat kind of way. Like something that just crawled out of hell. Just ripping up and gnawing off the wood underneath the raised deck. It took like the fourth household coming over to say "Oh yeah, that's their cat". The husband had to come over with a fucking net to catch Mr. Snugglecakes.

>>712753228
Servals don't have the claws or jaw strength to tear you apart. They will choose to run away 100% of the time. Them hissing just means he was scared and bluffing. The cat was probably extremely stressed out because it didn't know where it was and didn't know any of you people.

>>712741626
>S-Stop, I think people are watching

>>712741857
Out of 10!

Someone post the cat training montage webm.

>>712737870
>anime
based and west-saving

>4chanimals
stay

>>712751280
Fucking Iggy I swear to God.

>>712753196
it is :(

>>712741154
kek

>>712749729
>they don't exist
Proof?

>>712751280
Looks like God from Squirrel Stapler.

>>712729610
Almost like board culture is a thing. Should be a rule honestly to stop retards moaning about shit like this.

>>712753401
>just get bit goy
No.

>>712734324
Youve never had an animal before?

>>712755468
I like how it stops for a second on the last fish like
>fuck, should I do this?

>>712755560
I've had 2 cats and a dog and the only time I left any of them locked in a kennel was when one of them was sick and puking/shitting all over the place. You should never lock another animal in a cage for 8+ hours a day. That's legitimate torture imho.

>>712755640
maybe birds and humans aren't so different when it comes to food after all

>>712755410
Not saying you should approach a hissing and obviously scared/aggressive Serval. I'm just explaining why it was probably acting like that and that in reality you were probably under no real danger.

>>712744814
Have you mever seen double-ended dildos?

>>712755468
>his greed sickens me

>>712752404
>draw a girl
>call it a guy
they can't keep getting away with it

Would you?

>>712753196
they do it to themselves

>game has too much content
terraria

>>712756728
What the doe doing?

>>712756854
the owner is meant to NOT overfeed their cats, it's not that hard

>>712756858
>Aw fuck, my kid's fucking retarded

>>712757013
you can't stop them

>>712757283
>NPC's can pick up enemy drops

>>712756953
Come to think of it, I don't think anyone ever gave my family's cat any catnip. Wonder how he would have reacted.

>>712757283
>Go ahead, I've already won

>>712756657
Deer looks like she's done with his shit.

>>712757283
Its a fucking eggplant, let the cat have it

>>712749490
it's really not that hard to justify desu even with this in mind you just go these animals die anyways and they wouldn't be around if we didn't farm they to die

>>712757283
>you can steal premium items from bosses

>>712757614
>NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE

>>712757604
It might be their one eggplant- you think about that, smart guy?

>>712757741
How windy would it need to be for that to happen?

>>712729491 (OP)
Kys /an/nigger

>>712733485
>E33jeets trying to get me to play their slop 24/7

>>712757808
quite windy, i see seagulls do this all the time when it's a strong breeze out

>>712757974
poor cat
Hope you grow up one day, anon

>>712740120
>>712740192
now you're thinking with portals

>>712755684
Well i have work, and if you think im letting a puppy eager to chew anything free in my home or leaving him out in 80+ degree weather, youre insane.

>>712746331
its a snail thats highly venomous
dont touch sea snails

>>712746305
ur cats hurt my brain

>>712747632
imagine racoons do this shit all the time just because when nobody is looking

>you can feed your allies
>they can reject your food

>>712751280
>die if you close your mouth
what a poor lil existential horror

>>712759419
You just know

>>712729610
If /v/ can have a claude general, it can have an /an/ thread every now and then.

>>712730760
In power rangers bulk was smarter than skull.

>>712759580
You've gone too far this time, anon.

>>712730215
Chekhov's "Thick and Thin".
Yes, that Chekhov, of the "if there's a rifle on the wall, it must go off".

>>712759419
>no summoned monster limit

>>712759782
Or not far enough?

>>712759845
>hitting cuccos

>>712759419
Dogs like these should be given the anthro treatment more often.

>>712759419
S M A S H E D
AND
S L A M E D

>>712757283
>>712757604
Eggplant is poisonous to cats due to solanine and cyanide content. It is also poisonous to humans though. Really it's a poison to body/weight ratio thing.

>>712732632
So, this is what schitzophrenia is like.

is this the thread?

>>712757668
>tendies obsessing over snoys threads

>>712760619
Yes

>>712760015
Ah the fabled white Argentinian

>>712760619
Hmmm?
Tiger. Tiger, tiger

Is it pronounced Smog? Smoh? Smoff?

>>712729927
This is actually a sign of abuse, cats only do this when they're stressed.

>>712760969
Smoh

>>712760928
I love tigers so much it's unreal

>>712729491 (OP)
Toxotransmosis moment.

>cats are sma-
No.

>>712761289
Having had six cats in my life, they've ranged from absolute fucking bumbling idiots that probably run on instinct alone, to what I swear is at least a moderate understanding of verbal commands and intelligence.

>>712757974
le animals... showing LE EMOTIONS?! THIS MUST BE FAKE!! AI TRASH!! DELETE THIS FILTH!!!!!!!
@MODS
@FBI
@NINTENDO
SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!

>>712733529
Yes. But they can't always activate it. It's a bit like when humans get retard strength in needed situations

>>712761289
I was waiting for it to turn on the water and douse itself and then sprint out of the room at mach 5.

>>712744429
Arseface, is that you?

>>712761839
Toxotransmosis moment

>>712741868
Ok. It's natural, like being born inside-out is natural.

since there's a lot of weird cat hybrid made by crazy people or just random encounter, I'm surprised there's no pallas cat - regular cat hybrid

>>712761289
cats' body movements are largely automatic. if they feel like something's touching their belly, they will move out of the way in a way that usually results in them avoiding the obstacle, but here in this non-standard situation results in them getting more stuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdBegLNE6OU

>>712729701
>>712738118
>>712752514
For me? It's croneys

>>712730287
>a perfect human pet without direct influence of humans.
Not quite, you can't leave them alone because they'll get depressed and won't eat. You also can't have guests around ever because they'll attack people they're unfamiliar with.

>>712750028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKSkJpODOuc

>>712730287
That's because the Pallas Cat is Russian. No wonder its surly.
>>712731817
>>712745207
Look up the
>Savannah Cat
Which is a new registered cat breed only over the past 30 years or less, that comes from a Serval being bred with a domestic cat. They're rated by how many generations they are from a serval ancestor, with the F1/F2 variants basically huge as fuck serval sized and F3 and lower being more normal cat size. The downside is that like most purebred cats they cost a fuckload and you're not likely to happen upon a random stray savannah cat (or with one as an ancestor) yet.

>>712762578
They're just like me...

>>712761289
I saw my grandma's cat exhibit some kind of learning and understanding of how a touchscreen tablet works in like 20 minutes as it went from
>realizing that touching the touchscreen moves things on the screen
>flicking images in a gallery to the right and trying to catch them as it thinks they'll come out of the side of the tablet
>no longer trying to catch them, but just flicking images left and right
>eventually did nothing but just scroll through an image gallery on the tablet and look at random pictures
The same cat then got stuck in blinds later that day

>>712749621
>Overgrowth graphics mod

>>712729701
Venture Bros made me like Henchmen.
"Hench has killed Hench, Hench has killed Hench!"

>>712762810
That's literally just a house cat at that point.

>>712763078
You don't get it - it's a house cat with a fancy coat! That shit's worth thousands, clearly

>>712755640
And after his mouth hangs open like *guh* *guh*

>>712729610
My thread is on the way to 500+ posts and your trany AI/deltatroon threads keep getting chopped by the jannies. Stay mad, bitch boy.

>>712750545
kek love this game

>Everytime I come here this stupid bitch ass cat makes this same exact smug face at me and starts mocking me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVtZqFCm3cA

>>712734589
hyenas>lions

>>712729491 (OP)
>Simon and Garfunkel

>rips off berserk
>can’t even be bothered to have spin attack and canon fire attack to kill a big enemy and small enemy at one time
>instead you hide being pillars

Peak of the game huh?

>>712761289
How the fuck are you even supposed to figure this one out? Game has nothing about this in tutorial section

>>712763807
Majula is by far the comfiest area in the entire franchise
And you get there right after the second comfiest area in the entire franchise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jNVdmkd2ck

>>712732376
This one knows many things

>>712729491 (OP)
Did time bokan really invent this

>>712762945
Cats can be very smart. There's individual variation of course, but a lot of it comes down to you learning to interact with them and they with you. People who expect a cat to operate like a dog, or think they're basically dumb/cant be trained are generally making the error.

>>712763078
>>712763348
It really isn't. The size is larger and apparently the early generation ones have behavioral differences that lead to some people giving them up because they're more serval like. Though some behaviors are charming, such as an affinity for water. Hell if you want it you can literally find one thats 50% (or more, given backcrosses from how this reads) serval, so its absolutely not just a regular cat; there's a pic on wiki about how the nose-leather is a low generation cat is attached different' from a standard housecat so it has a distinctive look.. Sure, you can find some that are late generation types that just have the coat style and not much else, but like anything, they can vary based on genetics and individual temperament.

>>712741012
Final Fantasy x-2

>>712760619
>me watching the brownoid lose his shit in the opening act

The Virgin

>I hide between pillars here’s my 10 page essay to explain why this is the best sort of the part the game
>spam’s Estes flask and hides behind pillars

The Chad

>guts
>overwhelmed by demon human hybrids
>is so angry doesn’t give a fuck about his fatigue
>out smarts his enemies

>>712762304
that must be where it laid its eggs

Berserk lowkey did it better. Fromsoftware would never

>>712729610
here's your (You) you joyless faggot

>>712751280
WE LOVE THE SUBS, COZ THEY ARE GOOD TO US!

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

>>712764401
>Join covenant yes/no

>>712748274
And those parents don't wake them up because of an arbitrary need for you to wake up at a certain time.

>>712762810
>>712764116
>breeding housecats that are even better at killing small animals
Based, honestly

Funny seeing a serval thread here. Facebook has been putting a lot of serval videos in my feed lately.

>>712763995
>the "big guy" is buff, not fat
No.

>>712759812
I don't know if I've seen this episode of Forgotten Weapons

>>712764567
>FNAF

>>712757890
This shit is so funny, it'll make an 80 year old laugh and me and probably a 5 year old too.

>>712729491 (OP)
Homo Sapien vs. Neanderthal

>>712765014
retard

>>712764401
>filename
Orangutans are Water type?

>>712765112
Yes.

>>712760928
you know the rules anon

>>712765501
I don't think that's real....

>>712765115
Yep, see attached proof.

>>712764506
If it was part of a cat's responsibilities to do so they would

how is it possible? how can one be so smug?

Genuinely what is the fuckin deal with humans having an instinct to domesticate wildlife AND so much wildlife being receptive to petting?

>>712765472
AND SO DO I

>>712729610
Better than coom, AI and /pol/ threads

The reason why Servals have no aggression towards humans is because there is no ape-like predator where they evolved. They have no instinct in them telling them to go into fight or flight when they see a biped. When they see us it's more like "oh shit, what's that weird looking thing." more than anything.

>>712766462
Our fingers have no insulation (i.e. fur) and are therefore pretty warm to the touch. We also have enough dexterity to get into tight spaces (e.g. behind the ears).

does anyone have the webm of the like 5ft tall white dog eating out of the dudes hand from the other animal thread before it got janny'd

>>712729491 (OP)
>the giant boss whose weak points you target in between the waves of smaller enemies it throws at you to fight.

>>712729491 (OP)

>Bulk and Skull
>Scratch and Grounder
>etc

>>712738118
>>712752514
Yes, but those are the disposables..
Henchmen isn't even really the right word here, those are like the group of goons that the villains main subordinates control.

>>712731862

Carlos!

>>712767091
>Cappa

>>712755640
if you eat 3 you're a slob
if you eat 4 you're the king

>>712763959
dude I love you

>>712741254
dogs are very stupid and simple, they respect you only as long as they think you are their alpha, if you show yourself getting mounted they will understand something this basic and stop respecting you, its literally what it seems

>>712733532
it's cool dooooog

>>712733532
>Swirly D has risen once more

>>712744673
shut the fuck up nobody asked

>>712741724
>fellow german shepherds we should let more pitbulls in

>>712741012
FFX-2
>why am I gettin WoW vibes
because you have autism and your life has been permanently damaged by an MMO

>>712767238
He's her canon husband now. He won in the end.

>>712744561
I've literally no idea what you're arguing for or against

>>712753849
much better

>>712767587
I like when animals watch different animals do animal shit
>Oh, crow's gonna start some shit again
>Oh! Yup, there we go.

>>712742053
>>712740518
101 Dalmatians

>>712744142
Because kids need to be trained early to wake up when they don't want to and get ready to do things that they don't want to do for the entire day.
Uh oh, are we noticing things too much?

>>712751115
Surprised that rabbit just didn't have a heart attack

>>712767420
>boss is unkillable

>flight sim
>nothing to do but make up challenges for yourself

>>712758653
But why didn't the fish escape?
>inb4 he was paralyzed
didnt look paralyzed at the end

>>712746654
Snakes are cool until you see that webm of the huge boa taking a massive shit on the floor

>>712747003
>They're known to maul bears even.
what the fuck are you talking about, bears don't even share the same ecosystem with the pallas cat, holy shit can't you retards even google basic biology facts before spouting nonsense

>>712760339
>>712767238
>Old male penguin, named Grape-kun due to his grape-colored arm band, loses his lover to a younger male
>Shows clear signs of heartbreak
>Collaboration happens, cutouts of humanoid animal girls are placed in enclosures
>Grape-kun becomes enamored by the cutout
>Becomes a hit with the public
>He loves the cutout so much that he even forgot to eat, so the staff began feeding him so he didn't do that anymore
>Later, the cutout is taken away because the collab ended. Grape-kun is visibly depressed
>Zoo and company 100% agree to keep the cutout there for Grape-kun's mental health
>[Everyone liked that.]
>One day, someone found Grape-kun lying unconscious and notified the staff
>He was rushed to the penguin ER, and the cutout was with him the entire time
>Grape-kun passed away next to his waifu
>Zoo held a big funeral for the lil guy that got a LOT of attention
>New cutout with Grape-kun added is now a permanent fixture in the zoo >>712768113
An incredible story.

>>712768271
Real shitty day for that rabbit or whatever, but man what a sick flip.

>>712768113
>uglycry.gif

>>712768256
you have to wait until it flashes - that means its vulnerable

>>712731618
cute.

>>712759812
I immediately thought of him too, but actually it's not about that trope. In the story Thick and Thin are not evil henchmen, they are bureaucrats or something. And it's very possible that Chekhov was drawing inspiration from somewhere, I'm sure there is an old tale or myth featuring fat and slim goons.

>>712760390
Lmao, I feel bad for laughing at this.

>>712768271
>bro watch me zook this jet

>>712768392
I like the idea that the other cat just kinda accepted "well, this is my life now" and voluntarily stuck around even though they were erroneously kidnapped

Dogs never clicked with me, hell I even see own big dogs (pitbull, dobberman, etc) as a red flag on women.
Am I evil?

>>712768940
>as a red flag on women
....
you
just
know

>>712768940
Yes and also if you associate women owning big dogs with something nefarious you are possibly mentally ill

>>712768392
multiverse theory's a bitch.

>>712743037
They were domesticated at the time when Nike was flowing through sahara. They need large area for mating tho. The females refuse to mate to a males who can't outrun them so They really can't breed in slavery

>>712768986
fucking roamers

>>712736031
>>712730215
These posts remind me of YouTube comment I saw recently when someone thought necronomicon is originally from tf2

>Game has team moves
>>712766462
Pattern recognition and creativity. Domestication is just taking advantage of evolution and pre-existing traits observed in the wild. Most domestic animals like dogs, horses, and cows had family structures that humans interjected themselves into over a long period of time.

>>712768986
did he win?

>>712732376
That's clearly a cougar

>>712766123
Bears are just big dogs. You can't change my mind.

>>712768936
Cats will happily do that if they get food.

>>712769368
mariokart.mp4

>>712766462
God willed it.

>>712743037
No, they were tamed by the Egyptians but never domesticated. It isn't an issue with temperament either, if you turn your back on one they won't lunge at you like any other big cat would because they aren't ambush predators. A wolf has an average litter of around 5+ pups. A cheetah has around 1~2 kittens and one of them usually ends up dying because they have an abysmal immune system. You can't have enough generations to produce a domesticated species of Cheetah

>>712757714
>eggplants are 3 million dollars a pop

>>712747347
>also they're too ugly to be called 'friend shaped
fuck you hyenas are cute as hell
but yes they have intense social autism that they usually respond to with violence because of their fucked up clan/cackle structures

>>712769873
unf

>>712741154
When it hides in a reef
and there's two sets of teeth
that's a-moray!

>>712769942
possessing an eggplant was a sign of affluence in the early 21st century and that's why they became popular as emoji

>>712768940
Nah I don't think so. I like dogs quite a lot but I always think it's irresponsible when someone has an animal they can't physically hold back from others if push comes to shove.
I'm already prejudiced against pitbulls and "rescue dogs" to start with and women and physically weak men who walk around with them make me silently judge them as utterly fucking retarded.

>>712747632
>jump and press the circle button

>>712762262
Is that Norio Wakamoto doing the narration?

>>712770065
That's tough, imagine how ridiculous that guy looks moving around

>>712769590
>Those little jumps

GOAT video

>>712765615
Are you sure? Have you checked?

I can't think of a clever vidya allegory, but I wanted to post this deer before the thread is over.

>>712770056
get a grip

>>712770792
I'll grip something, alright

>>712769793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZBoiW460nU

>>712770487
cute deer

>>712769873
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEKING BAAAALL!