Thread 713164143

>draw cute girls
>call them horses
What the fuck?

>>713164143 (OP)
They're Horse Girls with enough leg strength to blow through a concrete wall

But can they be ponies?

I would get into it as I am a fan of the irl sport all my life but the furry autists part of the fan base is fucking insufferable and loud, as you would expect

>>713165571
But they are just regular ass girls.
Should have been centaurs desu

This series would've been forgotten if it weren't for the yakuza memes.

>>713165892
>Uma Musume
>furries
Unless you mean keibafaggots, which are annoying retards like you, I agree.

>call them horse girls
>they don't shit everywhere and have an entire industry just shoveling their shit off the street

>>713165958
>But they are just regular ass girls.
Wrong.

>>713165892
>furry
Where is the furry in this?

These are talking pokemon tricked into running in circles with tasty foods and karaoke.

What's the gameplay like?

Should I give this show a watch? I got this model kit which was a treat to put together. I just picked it up on a whim because I liked the uniform design.

>>713164143 (OP)
>draw cute girls
>yakuza comes after you
what the fuck?

>>713168096
Sports management.

>>713166057
>>713168196
qrd?

>>713166057
Season 2 taking the risk of successfully switching story format propelled the game.

>>713168405
unlike most gachas it has basically 0 porn cuz yakuzas unironically banned it

>>713168192
>Should I give this show a watch?
All 3 seasons are unanimously considered good.

>>713168572
Liar. Season 3 is by majority considered a dud.

>>713168558
Also Japan being an honor culture, they respect the wishes of the horse owners. There's no a lot of porn of these horses.

>>713167190
The have animal ears and tails you dense fucks

>>713168558
Based

why all their designs cover up where human ears would be? do they have 4 ears?

>>713168738
>Season 3 is by majority considered a dud.
You wouldn't say that to her face.

>>713168192
The first two seasons are decent but they were made back before the gacha was officially released iirc
Consider Road to the Top! OVA (which is watchable on Youtube with english subs, see below) and the movie too
https://youtu.be/pjPXzJedwiA
Cinderella Gray has been pretty good so far too.
>>713168898
>do they have 4 ears?
no

>>713168917
But cinderella gray is season 4. Well technically it's a separate story but you know.

>>713168962
Explain this. they keep them covered but they have 4 ears

>>713168558
If it has 0 porn, then why does Kitasan Black can make me rock hard?

>>713168192
Oh shit, that's nice.

>Should I give this show a watch?
Yes. Teio's show is the best sports anime out there and I am not joking in the slightest.

>>713169060
Cinderella Gray, just like Road to the Top and Beginning of a New Era, are their own settings. CG is especially based on late 80's horse-racing which is also why many umas (from the 90's and onwards) are absent. The mobile game also does the thing where each uma story (in the VG segments as well as the main training mode) is its own thing, like Taychon retiring from the race in Jungle Pocket's or Manhattan Cafe's scenario.

>>713169132
same reason they had horse boys before they got nuked

>>713169368
Anon... I know that, all I said is CG is not part of the original trilogy and season 3 was clumsily made. Thats all.

>>713169132
>4 ears
But why?

>>713169354
>Teio's show is the best sports anime out there
I'm waiting for pic related next month. Maybe I'm a bit partial since I like bowling. I'm glad P-League is a tie-in sponsor.

>>713165958
They're not regular at all. They actually run around 60kph with their legs and can pull tractor tires with ease.
Plus horse ears for using phones with.

>>713168550
This, there's a reason Season 2 was the AOTY of its year (it was chosen AOTY for real, not just my saying)

>>713168828
No one in the world has ever considered kemonomimi which are 10%., to be furries. You fucking retarded American.

>>713169412
>horseboys
show

the anime's getting kind of boring so it's cool that they're setting up the segue straight into the steam release so I'm looking forward to that
no idea who anyone is but I like the look of this one even though she's virtually irrelevant in the show, would've rolled for belno or march but apparently they're not real or whatever

They should've been horse sized.
>>713167370
Uma Pokemon?

>>713172072
>Uma Pokemon?
They even call you "Trainer-san", it is obvious.

>>713172273
COW

>>713171659
Imagine the smell

>>713172381
>COW
Hors.

>>713172775
>>713172273
>>713172072
This is not a Trails thread

show gameplay

>>713173030
Horse run

>>713172937
>This is not a Trails thread
somehow, I can't find any art of Estelle cosplaying Daiwa or vice-versa

>>713173101
why do people play it then?

>>713173330
>tune a car
>have it run
>tune a character
>have it run
Uma Musume confirmed PoE horsegirl edition.

>>713173252
Man, I gotta get that Jamiroquai figuarts thingy. It's a Benjamin bill but it'd look fun to pose.

https://youtu.be/OL4dRNf1wwE

>>713173330
For the girls?

>>713173330
Cute horse girls.

>>713173521
>>713173603
>>713173495
Can't even add side skirts and turbo to the girls

>>713164143 (OP)
It's furry-lite garbage for normies. Take a generic anime human and tack some accessories on it so weebs can feel like they're enjoying something "taboo" and "exotic" when it's literally just a human with accessories.

why is best hors a 1-star?

>>713174154
Japan has been making kemonomimi since 70's, why would they ever change? Weirdo.

>>713174717
cute

>>713164143 (OP)
>EN version released 4.5 years into the life cycle
>Anime ended years ago
>Took one entire year since the announcement of the EN version to the actual release
Predict how quickly Global is gonna EoS

>>713177289
Anime is literally airing right now, what the fuck are you smoking lol

>>713173030
>show gameplay

where exactly is all the money coming from if they've made:
A spin-off game to the gacha
Multiple anime, with their own spin-offs and chibi side stories
A fucking dedicated youtube channel with vtuber-style letsplays featuring the horsegirls

>>713173030
>>713173330
it's a raising game.
It's all spreadsheets and stats screens of pick option numbers go up.
It's the most boring shit to watch but engrossing for the right kind of autist.

>>713173330
because it's fun, even if the RNG and grind are brutal sometimes. I think like a good majority of the players just play the game casually and enjoy seeing bigger numbers/ranks though they would probably quit if not for the girls. unless you are the weird autist that is into PVP
I would have quit this kusoge a year ago if the gameplay wasn't somewhat fun.

>>713173030
It's an idle

>>713173252
this borse is perfection

>>713177289
>Predict how quickly Global is gonna EoS
hopefully immediately or before the game releases

>>713177289
>anyone who really wanted to play is playing JP
>or dragged into Gakumas
I'm extremely interested in seeing if this game lives or not. These kinds of raising simulators aren't super mainstream in the first place after all.

>>713177289
1 year, the gacha is pretty jewish in this day and age and the game itself is boring as fuck whilst requiring a shit ton of translation

>>713164143 (OP)
I will always have a grudge against them for stealing Top Grossing from Dokkan Battle several times.

>>713168192
If you like that girl's design, then watch Season 2, OVA, Movie and then Cinderella Gray.
Season 1 and 3 are nothingburgers and there's no story in them for you to lose anyway, it's all just character arcs.

>>713164143 (OP)
>No hooves

>>713177409
Holy shit that looks great.

>>713179849
That's just a promotional material i think.

>>713173030
90% of your time is spent staring at this screen

Its 2025 and zoomers really have trouble understanding concepts like kenomimi.

>>713179436
>The game is pretty jewish in this day and age
I'd say it's the opposite. It doesn't FOMO absolutely every aspect of the game.
Real jewish games are genshin clones with
>you can only obtain ANY character for a 3 week period then they are gone forever
>You also have to roll for dupes for them to be any good
>you also have to roll a separate banner for their weapon
>you also get hard fucked out of free resources and takes literal months to save up pity for a single copy
Uma isn't like that at all.
>no limited time bullshit
>constant free stream of rolls
>don't need dupes of horses ever
instantly elevates it above the jewish bullshit of modern gacha.
support card gacha is kinda jewish but nowhere near as bad as other games

>>713179849
Behold, gameplay.

>>713180246
How's the pity system? I never see people talking about it in guides.

Dogshit outdated japoid game.

>>713180268
not my sunday.
I only accept her original outfit not this redesigned mardi gra dogshit.

>>713180030
If they don't completely redesign the UI for PC, I'm not touching this shit.

>>713180246
>but nowhere near as bad as other games
is there any other gacha where you can lose 3 sparks worth of jims and still get fucked over with something useless since you haven't MLB it?

>>713180347
pity system is the same as gbf or blue archive.
Rates are good enough you're likely to roll at least something 3* before you hit the pity count in my experience

>>713180246
if you don't have a maxed Kita san or the other future support cards you're actually fucked. f2p won't be able to get horses they want if they want good supports.

>>713180347
No pity, pure spark system.

>>713168192
Yes believe me when I say this. The whole series is peak. Start with Pretty Derby S1. There is a reason why it's extremely popular in Japan. It's Horse Racing Idolm@ster.
>>713173030
It's basically an SLG Monster Raising style game. If you like the Chao Garden, SMT, or even the randomness of Monster Rancher you will enjoy this series.

>>713180564
How many rolls for a spark?

>>713180517
>>713180564
>pity system is the same as gbf or blue archive.
Nice, i used to play BA, it actually stole a lot of UM's thunder back then. I dread 50/50 systems because after a while, you begin to hate rolling for characters.

>>713179374
It will live as long as Japan will carry us. But I will say if it does well overseas we will see Gakumas and other things coming over.

>>713180642
200. It's basically BA's system. Also for Characters and Support Cards they are added to the Standard Pool.

>>713180879
Alright this looks great. PS5 retail when

>>713181024
>PS5 retail when
It's gonna run in browsers soon enough.

>>713180347
pretty bad compared to modern games, you have separate gacha for horses and equipment and hit pity at 200 rolls
but it doesn't share rolls between the 2, so if you roll 150 on horse you need to still roll 200 on equipment to hit pity
and it resets with each new banner

>>713180535
I hear a lot about Kitasan Black. Any other support cards I should look into when they show up?

>>713180879
Do skill cutscenes still not work in horizontal races? Back when I played they didn't but I'm wondering if they bothered updating it

>>713173587
this but unironically, Uma Musume makes storylines of races that happened IRL

>>713180246
You forgot to mention Um@s are not important but the Support Cards are. Which is great because you can choose any horse girl for the most part and be good. Although I will mention that for the 1st few months it is tough for dirt racing. So Oguri Cap is a good bet to start out with.

>>713181404
I've no idea, i just saved those webms from a long time ago. I haven't played the game in JP.

>>713180462
MLB SSR cards is just autism. The last copy is almost always the least impactful unless you're competing against whales and the fact maxed SRs can be better than 1 copy SSRs is a good thing for none-whales. it just punishes dolphins who don't commit.

And when you consider star rail shilled all their units to require +1 dupe and their "exclusive" weapon and it being 50/50 rate combined with how fast it cycles them out the meta, I'd honestly say you get fucked over by FOMO games more, considering that you get like 4 months of use then you're just coping with suboptimal units.

>>713181359
Yeah i'm expecting for there to be whalebait, i'm almost never rolling for the best weapons in any gacha i play.

I WANT TO FUCK GOLDSHIPPU.

>>713168192
post the figurine ?

>>713181826
hehe

>>713181648
There also is a rainbow crystal you can save up shards for and put into Support Cards and good deals that happen every few months. Anniversaries are worth looking into.

>>713181880
Best girl.

Uma S2 feels like a classic KEY anime/VN, that mix of tragedykino with sweet moments hits just right.

>>713180879
damn, look at them go

>>713181714
problem is that the equipment is significantly more important in uma than other games, since not only do they give buffs but they also let horses learn specific skills
can't remember if you can borrow other people's equipment but that only partially solves the problem

>cute girls
>fantastic story
>God tier animation that should make Disney and WB close their doors and shut down all operations out of sheer embarrassment
I love horse gacha, simple as simple can be

>>713177542
Gacha money is a serious fucking business.
or it's a money laundering scheme, idk

>>713181572
>Um@s are not important but the Support Cards are
if you are talking about just stats, sure. but if you care about PVP, you wont win against meta characters no matter what if your character is shit. even in the modern era of uma with ~6k SP, 切れ者 and 2 debuffers you will still have a hard time winning

>>713182026
I swear i did not expect Umamusume S2 to hit that hard. People who tell others to avoid it do not realize how great or impactcul Pretty Derby was.

>>713181876
This isn't the one I built but is what it looks like when put together.

>>713180651
Yeah I hate 50/50 systems, it actually ruins a lot of the fun of gacha to me. I like randomly getting characters I didn't plan for as a bonus while rolling.
I like the random chance of getting things. The small little bonuses you get. some of most enjoyable rolling of a gacha I've had is during BA's 2x drop rate anniversary banners.

>>713182039
That sounds like pvp autism, i'm cool on that. Gonna watch the concerts and enjoy that, unless you need to swipe for them

>>713180879
>vidya horse racing is illegal in my country
>gameplay is literally horse racing
Great, I'm going to jail at this point.

>>713181648
>The last copy is almost always the least impactful
retard, the last copy is the most important part for most cards. just take a look at the most recent cards for example
>and the fact maxed SRs can be better than 1 copy SSRs is a good thing for none-whales
SSRs are still better since you get gold skills

>>713182445
>>gameplay is literally horse racing
Ofc not, gameplay is what you make of it! :^)

>>713182506
What's the difference between Gold Skills and regular for someone who is new tu the series?

why are AMERICANS afraid of cute girls

>>713179628
>Season 1 is nothingburger
You DO NOT want to do this especially if your objective is to watch S2.

>>713182627
Only the Yakuza are.

>>713182276
not really, your daily grind consists of spending 30 minutes clearing an uma's story and the later stages can be a real bitch
you only get the concerts if you win the story, losers dont sing

>>713182627
I'm not. This one is also in my backlog for the past 8 months.

DO THEY BREED WITH MALE HORSES?:??????????????????????????

>>713182039
https://youtu.be/P9XBwXsmNoY?si=TzA_0krlxYsmzK2j
You can borrow Support Cards from friends and also get help from the Circles once they are created. They do also have Horseshoe exchange to help give you more tickets to use for extra Rolls.

>>713182807
they fuck male trainers

>>713182772
>you only get the concerts if you win the story
Damn, do i have to tryhard for those?
>>713182807
Umas come with the stork.

>>713182807
>NTR
oh NONONONONO

>>713182584
Newfags could watch Cinderella Gray, it's a valid entrypoint.

The movie was absolutely fucking insane and it's crazy that nobody outside of Japan knows about it.

>>713182904
Narita Top Road?
Has a fat ass.

>>713182807
No, they rape the trainer (You) if they fancy you.

>>713182860
it can be pretty sweaty, you can change the race cup which changes what course and stuff are used but some courses are bad for certain horse types (e.g. sprinters, long marathon runners, etc)
i gave up since i couldnt get the horses i like to win

>>713182951
That as well. I would advise everyone to just watch the entire series. It's absolutely amazing how well done it all is. It's like Idolm@ster, Horse Racing and just absolutely great Animation throughout. Telling historic tales of their real life counterparts. More people need to watch it and more people need to wishlist the gacha. It's just highly underatted.

>>713182506
I haven't looked at recent cards but I was thinking more of what I knew.
Kitasan black from C3 to MLB only really has her starting bond and goes from 40 to 80 speciality. Speclity is useful but 40 is often good enough, most cards don't even get that much and it's just RNG fixing and doesn't actually improve the cards bonuses.

Not all gold skills are good either. Sometimes a good white skill is better than going for a gold skill just because it's gold. Hell even kitasan's gold isn't that great because speed on corners is a meme.

>>713183481
>Speed Corners a meme
Is it?

>>713183481
although to amend on this part of the reason kitasan -is- so good because her specialty is so absurdly high for an early game card. All it really does is improve RNG not stats.

>>713164143 (OP)
https://youtu.be/ZrSkoc1rdpc?si=5fz-0nzbv60CTr_U

Somehow, sports and idols just works. Should idols starts building sport teams? At least it won't be gay anymore if I watch them alone.

>>713164143 (OP)
I wished they were big as a horse too...

>>713183481
>Speclity is useful but 40 is often good enough, most cards don't even get that much and it's just RNG fixing and doesn't actually improve the cards bonuses.
retard it makes a HUGE fucking difference. most of the recent meta card have around 100, it makes it so much easier to stack rainbows and it's really consistent
>Hell even kitasan's gold isn't that great because speed on corners is a meme.
what the fuck are you even talking about? her gold skills works on literally every course and it is pretty decent. the best card in the game right now (Ai) gives you the same gold too

I love Tama-chan so much bros. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlLh0yu5hu4

>>713182926
Is this autism

>>713184236
Yes.

>>713183845
https://youtu.be/zxJXquB3YiM?si=E0Ky7m3TCWrJPnHH
I fucking love Tamamo Cross!

Debuffs your horse

>>713167370
Why aren't they as muscular as a horse?
I got one, she's got some pretty beefy legs.

>>713184340
>global tards will have to suffer from debuff niggers while JPchads banned it from CM
lmao

How many months will the english version last before they shut it down? I'm giving it like 8 months before the announcement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOnmn-PqKLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5u2sfr335E

>defending the jewish gacha system
What's the phenomena that makes this happen with 100% of gacha games?

>>713184639
6 months at best

>>713184740
Watch the Anime to find out.

>>713184740
Even worse, Uma porn is banned.

>>713164143 (OP)
I saw there's the switch game on sale, should I bite?

>>713168192
the movie is fucking amazing in every way

This shit f2p friendly at all?

>>713184740
the lust for forbidden uma porn

>>713182226
Secondaries that came with the movie and tell people to skip early seasons should be rounded up into camps

I like this franchise but I hate the gameplay.

>>713185035
lol
lmao

>>713180879
alright this brought me around, it's the fact they're all in stupid frilly dresses that makes it for me, this looks like a mod or something with how accurate the track is and there's these fucking touhou looking girls running around it like greyhounds, fuck that's so stupid and funny, it's retarded i like it

>>713183835
>it makes it easier to stack rainbows
You say that like people use more than 2 of the same card in the current meta.
Not to mention that specialty has diminishing returns.
Yeah the skill works on every course, but it's also a speed boost on a corner (lower top speed) and there's one track in the game that ends with a corner in the final spurt (when you want your +speed boosts most)
It's not a dogshit skill but nobody, nobody would say kitasan card was good because of the generic skill. In fact back for Ura/Aoharu you didn't even take the gold skill because she has two better white skills and those are more worth the points.

I don't give a shit about your lmao 1700+ all stats Uc horses with 120 skills meta because it took all meaningful choice out of training and made it just an RNG fest.

>>713185157
Being a trainer is hard work!

>>713185035
>Cygames
>F2P friendly

>>713185128
Agreed. People should enjoy the entire series. It's a huge beautiful world and there is enough time to catch on everything. It took me 1 week to get caught up on S1-S3 of Pretty Derby and I am on Road To The Top getting to the movie. Any skipping around is laziness.

>>713185035
if you want to win at PVP, not really. even if you do whale, you still need to grind a fuck ton

>>713185157
You can buy the Figurines and the Anime to help support the Franchise. But i would say the Gameplay will have a "Guided Career" Mode for those that wish to skip the Gameplay as it is the Auto Mode for the series. It's coming soon. They even have a Julebox.

>>713185254
>You say that like people use more than 2 of the same card in the current meta.
because they do, especially for speed, int and stamina. it is common for people to go with speed 3 like in this CM for oikomi
>because it took all meaningful choice out of training and made it just an RNG fest
??? it was always RNG fest from the start

Training is hard work.

>>713185472
We should allow oguri to play on the dirt courses.

>>713185416
The game already has auto training for certain training scenarios.

>>713183760
I feel the same way. Sports and Idols just works out so well somehow. Maybe there can be a day we can get Basketball.

>>713185941
I agree it's true. It already has it.

>>713164143 (OP)
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3224770/Umamusume_Pretty_Derby/

Watch the series and Wishlist. It's going to be worth it if you like Idol games, Monster Raising Sims, and Horse Racing.

Dozo.

UMA
UMA
UMA

>>713166057
Some of the anime is actually good. 2 series that are actually exceptional compared to the source material they are using. You don't even need to know the history of the horse because they tell a compelling story. The rest that aren't these 2 suffer unfortunately from the history of the horse and end up a mess as a story.

>>713186595
>It's going to be worth it if you like Idol games,
Are there ANY idol games other than idolmaster to begin with?

>>713172694
Horses fart long and at rapid fire. Horses farting is a genre on youtube

>>713181404
I don't think they're gonna change that, smarr indie dev can't keep up with two different orientations for each new unique animation and zooming in with that ratio wouldn't look any good

>>713186985
Is there an UMA (unidentified mysterious animal) Uma?

>>713186595
I know it's a gacha, but how's the grind? I heard it had 1 hr dailies before

>>713187543
Do not peer into the sheer madness if you are not prepared...

>>713185848
doto my olev

>>713164143 (OP)
What's the fucking point when there's no horse pussy? Coward shit I tell you

>>713187561
Dailies are easy, as for the 1 hour grind it becomes second nature and there is an auto function to go through things where it is 15 minutes to 30 for training an Uma. Most of the grind will be in PVP and Events though as that's where you will be sending your trained Uma to farm everything.

>>713187943
>What's the fucking point
Helping horsegirls chase their dreams of course.

>interested to play uma susume since s1
>global around the corner
>all the horses i'm eager to get are not from initial release but later updates
fuck

>>713187943
Watch the Anime and Wishlist the game on Steam to find out.

>>713187943
There's horse booba you know.
>>713188351
They announced an accelerated release schedule. Will have to see how that ends up affecting global.

>>713188623
Forgot webm

>>713188351
Accelerated release was announced alongside a lot of QOL's coming soon. I have to believe there will be zero dead weeks.

>>713165774
There is some already>>713183089

>>713188719
she should wear a sports bra

Do we know the translation quality? I took a gander at /uma/ and the first thing I saw was apparently Rice Shower's skill name was changed?

>>713189942
likely chatgpt with a jeet proofreading it

>>713189942
I would say it's going to keep 99.5% in tact. Fan translated skills usually are not used when going into the West.

>>713189942
The game is being done in house by Cygames this time around so I'd imagine it'll be around Granblue Fantasy's level so probably not amazing

>>713189942
I think with that one they switched a JP racing term for one that's used in the west so that makes sense.
>>713190553
This is the really, really scary part. Granblue's official translation is actual garbage. Literal fanfiction being written into the story and they change names for absolutely no reason among other localization problems.

>>713164143 (OP)
They have horse penises btw

>>713189942
>Do we know the translation quality?
all translations are shit compared to the original. if you actually care about it, then consider learning the language or accept that you will get literal MTL-tier slop if not worse

>>713190803
Proof?

did yuo kno? umamusume do not require any consent from ningen! they just don't!

>>713191068
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=futanari+-phot+umamusume

>>713191102
nice neechan will protect me...

YAKUZA GET DOWN

>>713168096
>gameplay
It's a training sim. You train horse girls. Get them decent, create yourself a stock of horse girls, then in each 2 months or so, you'll get to enter a meet where you'll race your own set of horse girls against others, and pray to RNGesus that your horse girls skill activate during the races.

>>713168828
Human face == furry
Animal fave == furry

By your logic playboy bunnies are just girls in furry costumes right?

>>713191464
>all my skills activate
>but I'm boxed in by jobber horses and lose because I can't get out

>>713181880
Thanks now all my bones are broken

>>713191505
>I'm boxed in by jobber horses and lose because I can't get out
Opera O moment

>>713191553
Don't mention it.

can't wait for Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe

>>713191693
SOUNDS OF NATURE!

>>713190553
>>713190717
The fuck is this nonsense? Other than the name changes, Granblue used to have a great localization. Haven't played it in a couple years, but I can't believe it would change so much

>>713192772
Hey if name changes is the only big problem we don't have to worry because the horse yakuza will lynch cygay localizers for us if they fuck up the names

>>713193996
>light skin bad
>why aren't you darker
Executions are in order.

Manhattan Cafe best honse

is there a list of support cards I should be saving for or do I take the super casual pill and don't care about pvp

I binged the whole franchise like 1 month ago.

S2 > Movie = Cinderella Gray > OVA > S1 > S3

That said only S3 is kinda rough, S1 starts a bit slow but does a good job setting up the world and gets interesting around the middle, S2/OVA/Movie/CinGray are the core of what makes this franchise really good, which is a lot more than some franchises can say.
The anime actually stand on its own as a good anime rather than "Go watch the gacha to get more context!" like some other adaptations.

When is this coming out again?

>>713194882
26th

>>713194575
He's referring to his dick. They went from sounding like gentlemen in the original text to bad pick up line douchebags.

>>713194874
Ah in case some newcomer is wondering, by "OVA" I meant Road to the Top (actually an ONA series, but still)

>>713164143 (OP)
it's okay when god does it

>>713194874
>Movie = Cinderella Gray
I'm surprised why? I mean I like the movie but have to knock it down points for being an isolated story with not enough time to fully develop the main cast.

>Sex
S3 > S2 > S1 > CG
>Cute
CG > S2 > S1 > S3
>Badassery
CG > S3 > S2 > S1

>>713195378
RTTT has to be in at least top 2 badassery it literally has a schizo edgelord as one of the main horses.

>>713194874
Someone copied and pasted a Reddit comment lol.
>>713195332
Do not listen to him. Go with Pretty Derby series S1-S3 > Road To The Top ONA > Movie > Congrey. Go in release order. Do not be a secondary.

>>713195332
The OVA existing is good enough to set up Opera O as the final boss.
Jungle Pocket and Agnes Tachyon (the main duo) were executed really well and the visuals are imaculate, that's enough for me to rank high even if I recognize that some characters could afford to get more screentime (Manhattan Cafe is top-tier but kinda feels like she needed an extra scene to finish the imaginary friend plotline, maybe they're saving it for a later anime?)

>>713195643
>Go in release order.
That was my personal ranking, not my recommended order lmao

>>713194791
Kitasan Black, Fine Motion, Super Creek. Kitasan is important and lasts for 2 years. Super Creek or Fine Motion is good to look into as well. PVP is a must but you do not need to place 1st just participate for farming purposes.

>>713194874
What order did you watch them? I feel like S3 is getting an unfair amount of hate, I'd rank it equal in quality to S1, but that's because I watched S3 before the OVA and I find that Kita-san's character arc and Narita Top Road's character arc with the city folk helping cheer for them being a copypasted plotline which would diminish either S3 or the OVA depending on which order you watched it.
But putting S2 as being better than the movie and Cinderella Gray? Fucking crazy talk, unless you're a Teio fanboy or something.

>>713195947
The problem with S3 is that they structured it way to similar to S2 while handling a protagonist with an almost invincible career so stuff like Kita's rivalry with Diamond was done sloppily. Final arc was still great but damn it if the Golshi career forshadowing was done poorly.

I'm already playing 2 gachas so I'm debating whether or not I drop one for Uma Musume or if I just carry on jacking off to Gentildonna and Sirius as a filthy secondary.

>>713193996
My dude, the trio speaks like that in both languages. A dry translation for them would be the most boring shit ever and wouldn't convey the absolute charm they have

>>713196716
Uma is too much work even with the auto feature. I keep dropping it and coming back, I haven't played it in half a month but will probably come back when a alt I want releases.

post the one that goes all edgy and crazy drugged up during the race with a thousand colors around

>>713197506
Tachyon?

>>713197805
yeah i saw a webm

>>713164143 (OP)
>Literal futacore game
God I wish this shit was popular on the west, imagine all the horse cock porn..

>>713198587
The west is not autistic about horse races...

This is my umawife and umadaughter
Say something nice about them

>draw cute girls
>ban porn of said cute girls
What did they mean by this?

>>713199092
>only porn that gets drawn is wholesome and cute
a blessing in disguise

Watched 3 seasons of it. Don't know if I will play gacha but I'm quite fond of Rice Shower

>>713164143 (OP)
because you can't promote bestiality to gachafags so they turn them into girls with animal ears

>>713199092
Yakuza

>>713168789
>Also Japan being an honor culture, they respect the wishes of the owners
when will you stupid faggots stop running your mouths? if that were the case then there wouldn't be a single porn pic featuring pokemon or pokegirls

>>713164143 (OP)
And if you lewd them, Kiryu will come and kick your ass.

>>713199092
I heard a couple of jockeys/horse owners pulled out of their agreement with Cygame because they saw a preview video with two girls acting too gay with each other. So it's not so much the yakuza but not to creep out other horse owners to allow a wider cast.

What Uma would win Steel Ball Run?

>>713199476
sex

>>713199561
Pretty sure this question was asked a while ago, consensus was none of them except maybe Tact. And it would be impossible or incredibly risky for IRL horses.

>>713199439
This is the truth of the matter. The actual horses themselves are valuables assets worth millions and anything which tarnishes their name or legacy has to be avoided like the plague.

>>713164143 (OP)
girl browsers add me up on discord, tag: aiketh_
if you're into vidya, anime, lolis, and all things artistic/creative, Whether it's Pokémon, Fate, Dragon Quest, limbus company, Danganronpa, Monster Hunter, Final Fantasy, Bravely Default, Fire Emblem,/m/ shows, Kemono, SMT, Mega Man, Sonic,3D SFM, Castlevania, Touhou, or series like monogatari, RWBY, Digimon, Disgaea, and beyond

>>713199734
h-hayai

>>713199561
Opera O would have the strongest Stando power

>>713195947
Haven't watch the movie but is currently watching Cinderella Gray and I can confidently say S2 is still better. Teio's last race is just awe-inspiring, I finally understood pic related.

>>713169132
I hate this shit. Why is it so hard for them to make the animal ears not look like a cheap headband?

>>713169132
when they use phones they put them on their horse ears so that's either an error or these ears are not functional

>>713169132
The explanation is actually very simple.
This is not a horse, this is a cow.

>>713169132
Let me guess, this is from that first anime prototype (aka, not even the actual first season). It doesn't even count.

>>713200491
My rights?

>>713200269
Sure the last race is good, but you have to put up with a lot of filler, while Cinderella Gray is great from the start.
I'm more into the sports part than the idol part though so I'm clearly biased.

>>713199250
are you retarded

>>713200269
S2 gets really good really fast, CinGray is an adaptation of a longer manga, the build up is more progressive but once it gets going it's really good (this first season will be 25 eps, and you can wait for more seasons in the future).
Basically we just started getting to the juice.

>>713200894
>>713201105
nah, I lowkey hate how much Oguri is OP and everyone's sucking her dick like its the next best thing aside Rudolph.

I like March tho.

>>713199439
popular thing to repeat but there are only shadows of hints that something like that *might* have happened, zero confirmation that there even were any agreements with hors owners to begin with at the time let alone anything even remotely public being stated by either cygays or any owners

>>713201147
You are NOT my nigga and you will never be invited to my birthday parties.

Oguri is olev

>>713201342
>Nigga
Beese Chussy to you as well.

I'm always on the brink of declaring CG > S2 but the last three episodes of the former have been way to much race, race, race so they feel kind of weightless compared to the heavy drama on all the arcs of the latter.
>>713200894
>but you have to put up with a lot of filler
Rewatch it again. I was saying the same thing last year and then changed my mind because that is simply not true.

>>713201147
I think it's just a result of showing Oguri's humble beginnings and getting through the bureaucracy to the point where she has more equals (it's also a reference of what Oguri's IRL counterpart went through).

If you think about it characters like Tokai Teio also were really powerful and loved since she was at the top too, the story in S2 just fast-forwards to the part where trouble begins, CinGray just takes its time worldbuilding, character building and showcasing tactics more so you get a better sense of the stakes at play.

Both are excellent entries but the latter is a more long-term experience.

Neru Marriage

>>713202131
what horse is this

>>713202003
Up until the second half, the races just don't have the same energy. And yes I consider the Halloween date and Teio trying to say thank you to her yuri lover and other frivolous episodes to be filler, while CG goes hard at the races from the start, and the cute moments never overstay their welcome.
And we're not even in G1 races yet, I hear it gets better.

A TROJAN HORSE

>>713200836
revoked

>>713202379
>Teio trying to say thank you to her yuri lover and other frivolous episodes to be filler
That was important since we had so much suffering up to that point, it was nice to have a breather reinforcing their relationship before shit went down.
I don't really think S2 has much "filler", a bunch of scenes that seem casual at first are building to some plot thread (Twin Turbo interrupting Teio plays a role later, the training scenes are important to give the races a sense of importance, Mihono Bourboun scenes play a part in the Rice Shower arc, Mejiro Palmer and Helios slowly becoming besties in the background is also hilarious, etc).
It just takes a while to notice how much of the show comes together.

>>713186834
Would be good, if the carrot was roasted.

>>713168192
Season 2 is peak kino. The movie and ovas are pretty decent. Cinderella gray is probably good, haven't gotten to it. You can honestly skip season 1 and 3.

>>713202273
a wild one

How long until mods delete honse threads on sight?

>>713203763
They literally can't.

>>713164143 (OP)
You mean.
See real life horses.
Draw them as little girls.
Then forbid everyone from drawing porn of them.

>>713180268
>>713180418
>oppai loli horse

>>713202909
>That was important since we had so much suffering up to that point
Not important enough to warrant an entire episode to it in my opinion, though I'll admit the Special Week moment was funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTw0CI-Lgjk
Ultimately it's all about the execution, watching her blush for 20 minutes while avoiding talking to McQueen was just not interesting to me. Same with some of the other things you mentioned like Mejiro Palmer. The twin turbo speech was good though.
We'll have to agree to disagree, I already mentioned I am not into yuri and idols so I don't see those moments with the same lens as you do most likely. I picked up the entire series just because I saw a short webm with Opera's race and thought the series was gonna be One Outs except with racing.

It was worth watching the entire thing just to have context for the movie though. Even S3 had some good moments in my opinion, like Kita-san's second last win where she's running through mud and struggles to breathe. CG however was a very pleasant surprise and exactly what I wanted from the series, keeping me wanting for more.

>>713204189
Well, I like both the sweet moments and the hot-blooded sports moments, but seems like you thought everything was like the movie so yeah that'll affect one's perception.
I do think it's cool that Uma Musume becoming more serious starting in S2, I think the franchise found the perfect balance of enough serious but enough charming characters and moments where it doesn't become a shounen edgefest either, it might dip into moments like this but it still sprinkles enough comedy and cuteness that makes you think "Yup, this is still Uma Musume".

>>713201065
sexo

Less pretty
More derby

GETTER

Why does Aston Machan stare at (You)?

>>713203745
if only

>>713164143 (OP)
OP, you need to make this thread every day on /v/ and /a/, and every other uma global player needs to too
its the best way for uma global to get some players and prosper before this weeks launch

go forth and shill bros

puffy donuts...

>>713207430
Don't you dare gaslighting OP into performing filthy korean marketing tactics you FOOL! WE ARE SOVL!

>>713174717
Good taste, she cute.

donut filling

>>713171310
>this shit was AOTY
the absolute state of modern anime

Opera O in the ova
>haha let's go my umas I'm da best!
Opera O in the movie
>I hope doto enjoys eating my SHIT along with her silver medal

>>713210280
I like to think that her tough love is what made Doto go so far in the first place. She would be an eternal last place otherwise.

>>713164143 (OP)
is this the stealth MLP thread?

>>713194874
I think CinGray after it's fully adapted is going to be better than S2.

>>713210048
S2 is actually a really good sports anime you fucking neanderthal.

is it true there's an actual yakuza cartel standing somewhere behind this game/show? because it's related to horse races or some shit

>>713212187
>sports anime is AOTY
the absolute state of modern anime

>>713212456
>good stories can't be AOTY because reasons
What? Not enough hoippee moments or "aura farming" for you?

>>713199221
Rice Shower is available to choose at the start of the game with the SSR Ticket. She is a 3 star if you really like her you can use it to get her or reroll.

>>713212456
>Modern Anime
Sports has been a thing forever from Captain Tsubasa down to Slam Dunk and Initial D. Stop being a faggot over everything.

>>713212295
No, you mong. It's because the horses and their progeny has marketable and nostalgic value for normies. Kitasan Black, Satono Diamond for example is still an active stallion. No one wants google to shit out porn if they googled those horses names. Hence why Cygames and the horse owners wants to restrict as much lewds as possible.

>>713214250
>good stories

>>713214512
Saki is a sports anime too

>>713214538
>no argument
Here's your last (You) you stupid attention seeking whore.

>>713214512
yes and a sports anime has never been AOTY, ashita no joe is the exception

>>713214625
wasn't prince of tennis like the biggest anime in the world for a few months, i remember watching it with my normalfag friend in elementary

Centaurs are lame. I prefer these types of horse girls

>>713214728
Was it THAT big? I remember it aired on TV in my third world country and kids from my class would watch it constantly

>>713215417
prince of tennis was absolutely massive, but not everywhere.

>>713212456
Many spokon stories are considered the greatest in manga history, from Ashita no Joe to Slam Dunk. You're a complete newfag if you underestimate this genre.

I wish horses were real...

Reminder that Oguri saved the Uma Musume franchise.

>>713217621
Everyone loves her.

>>713217725
Pure sovl

>>713216870
funny

>>713217725
The vintage grandma music is vital to this scene.

>>713164143 (OP)
Is this anime just mlp for weebs?

>>713216306
how could a thing this absurd ever be real?

>>713217725
This is sex

millions of years to reach perfection

>>713217725
The dance could work with more girls and wearing flowing dresses as opposed to idol stuff.

>>713183991
Tama-chan on her day off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkIgbbBeuL4

>>713183991
Tama-chan on her day off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DvBANbzd7w

>>713164143 (OP)
Tail-whipping emier

>>713164143 (OP)
Which uma has the fattest ass?

>>713219129
Daiwa Scarlet or Bourbon easily.

>>713173030
Gameplay?

Did anyone get the minigame collection Party Dash
Is it just shovelware

>>713181880
>>713199734
>>713199843
>>713200491
What an ass.

My wife Special Needs

>>713221769
Uma are way stronger than humans. Spe would destroy you for that.

>>713221769
Im sorry to hear that.

>This a franchise about racing horse girls
>They are human but effectively are treated like horses
>they are also high schoolers
>they are also fucking idols because japan
>they are actually based on real life horses
>Most if not all of which are male horses
>Due to the fact Yakuza have huge ties within horse race betting, it is forbidden for artists to draw the horse girls in negative connotation, including porn art
>the fandom treats this as a meme but it is actually 100% true and applied, proven by the fact the sfw/r18 ratio on pixiv is the lowest in any single franchis ever (400k/1k) and most of the r18 tagged art is mild as fuck
>Despite this fact, Cygames make absurd amount of money of these horse girls, even more revenue than granblue
>The anime adaptation started as a basic low quality comedy slice of life spin offs
>From out of nowhere it devolved into absolute manic batshit crazy hard shonen show with intense drama
>Every single race sequences have transformed into arthouse territory with animators going insane with the most innovative and avant garde animation sequence in modern anime
>Sometimes the girls warped into demons in anime girl form to a point I have no idea how the yakuza would be okay with this
>despite being based on a shitty gacha it is actually so high quality, the new spin off anime is the highest rated anime this season on MAL, above shonen jump titles

I have to say it but this franchise has been destroying my mind for the last few months, Uma musume is an enigma I cannot resolve as a human being.
I feel like most people who enjoy it and take part of this charade are mentally insane, not even pejoratively, just clinically insane.
Uma Musume is like the embodiment of japanese otaku culture, none of the things would make any sense in any other country on earth but in japan.

>>713222496
the makers like to have fun, anon
it makes sense in japan because their work and social lives are usually very dull in comparison

>>713222496
At first you're like "haha horse girl eats carrot" then a few days later you're a genuine fan.
No further explanation is needed.

>>713164143 (OP)
does the game still hard lock at 30fps for no good reason?

>>713185157
gang raped by horse girls...

>>713185157
I need them to step on my balls

i like the brown one

>>713222496
>Despite this fact, Cygames make absurd amount of money of these horse girls, even more revenue than granblue
It is their entire existence. Without Um@s basically Granblue and everything else does not exist.
>The anime adaptation started as a basic low quality comedy slice of life spin offs
I would not say that. To me it's very high quality production values.
>despite being based on a shitty gacha it is actually so high quality, the new spin off anime is the highest rated anime this season on MAL, above shonen jump titles
If it was a shitty gacha, it would have basically fallen off the face of the earth. But even now it's still ongoing and went into the top 20 earnings chart all over again. Cingrey and the new Uma event has reinvigorated the base for another generation.
>I feel like most people who enjoy it and take part of this charade are mentally insane, not even pejoratively, just clinically insane.
I just liked the Anime and turned into a huge fan because of the fact of how well done it is. I even am willing to play the gacha now in a few days when it comes out on Global.
>Uma Musume is like the embodiment of japanese otaku culture, none of the things would make any sense in any other country on earth but in japan.
Nobody could do it but Japan.

>>713173030
Sports Management, Uma Training game. Literally fun autism if you like SMT, Chao Garden and Idolm@ster.

>>713222496
the no porn nips argument are
think of the horse pride!
like bruh its just one of those legalized gambling in japan, they keep pretending its something more than that
its so fucking insane and retarded, this shit is like a cult

>>713187309
Um@s and I think Idoly Project. But honestly bare with me anon Um@s is worth it.

>>713187309
its rare af these days because vtuber kind of replaced anime idol culture
after all nothing is better than an idol you could actually interact with as paypigs

>>713164143 (OP)
Registration rewards for Mobile/Steam. On Steam all you have to do is Wishlist, literally lol.

>>713224198
Idol culture still exists even now, it's just expanded more because VTubers are basically like a combination of things in of itself like Touhou Characters.

>>713223763
>I would not say that. To me it's very high quality production values
>To me
That's your problem, you're an Umafag.
The first 3 seasons, but mostly the first 2 look terrible even within modern anime standards. Character design are off model half the time, no sakuga to be found, washed color, basically no compositing, extremely stiff and uninteresting.
Putting the first season next to New Era makes it even more apparent, it's almost night and day.
This is an average race sequence in s1.
https://www.sakugabooru.com/post/show/190741
This is an average race sequence in new era, not the best scene, an average scene.
https://www.sakugabooru.com/post/show/277418
If you think the two are in the same category you are just purely delusional or you don't know shit friend sowwy.
>If it was a shitty gacha, it would have basically fallen off the face of the earth
All gacha are shitty by default, it's a genre defined by how appealing the charadesigns are, everything else doesn't matter.

>>713223729
colonize

>>713224503
T. Elitist Faggot that thinks their opinion matters.

>>713224503
Based farthuffer

>>713224598
Thinking the first uma musume anime is ugly isn't an elitist opinion at all lmao, I'd say it's even a normalfag opinion.
Sorry that you're a whale bro, it is what it is. Granted I feel like New Era almost unvalidated the original anime existence and cinderalla gray will do as well. Loss for the OGs but the vastly superior product has to supplement the low quality cash grab.

>>713164143 (OP)
Alright. While I have you autismos here. Name something that Japan WILL NOT turn into a cute girl.

>>713168096
It feels like a low level managerial job.

>>713168192
I was given a figure, which I regifted to a US horse racing fan. He displays it in his living room, panty side forward, with a pic of it's actual horse.

>>713224908
Literally nothing is out of bounds. https://alicesoft.miraheze.org/wiki/Retia_Adolf

>>713168196
>>713168405
>>713168196
>>713212295

This anon is the shortest and simplest explanation.
>>713222496
The yakuza own many horses, are heavily involved in the operation of race tracks. the horses are famous in their own right, and they also want their image respected and protected.
Porn also brings scrutiny, and the Yakuza already are at high risk because of their sex biz. Absolutey want to keep those two from not touching each other.

Horse racing is also not owned by street level scum. that's boss of bosses level. And some of them have DIRECTLY contacted artists, asking them to "please respect the actual horses, the owners and the support staff".

>Demons.
Yakuza is more OK with demons than messing up with porn.

>>713193669
Being DISRESPECTFUL to a horse owned by the yakuza is beyond full retard.

>>713225127
wtf im a nazi now?

>>713225127
Literally Hitler is less suprising to me than say, platelets, or the support frigates for the Battleship Missouri, or Chuck Yeager,

I wonder what it would take for a western horse owner to give Uma a chance and let them umafy one of them.
Imagine American Pharoah.

>>713225659
Montjew is properly depicted in the game because they got permission from the french. Lack of said permission is why Montjew is a OC donut steel in the anime.

>>713225507
>Horse racing is also not owned by street level scum. that's boss of bosses level. And some of them have DIRECTLY contacted artists, asking them to "please respect the actual horses, the owners and the support staff
My question is, how did Cygames managed to convince the yakuza to make a manga about their horses in the first place? They have to get money from this as well? The concept is so out there, yet they have took so much care into actually recreating the real horse persona into the girls it's almost as if the yakuzas were involved within the creative process (except the dramatic kino later on).
Uma Musume operate on so many layers of meta artistry, like Fate creates character from historical and mythological figures but they extrapolate a lot and none of them are ALIVE and own by the fucking mafia.

air shakur bros where you at?

time to nuke japan a third time

>>713191464
so is all the training building towards pvp only? Is there any type of single player GP mode to progress through?

>>713226074
connections i believe just like sega with their yakuza games
cygames is a pretty big company today, they must have feasible amount of power in the industry

>>713226028
if I watch this anime will I learn more about horse racing?

>>713226210
the different scenarios are the single player gameplay mode, but at the end of it you have a finished horse, and you can use that horse to pvp other players or complete other racing events where you race against npcs

>>713226670
this will be the 2nd gacha I pick up releasing 4 years after JP. I saw they are doing an accelerated release for this as well. What kind of freebies do they usually give for login / celebration events?

>>713226028
Is she rollable though? If not, why not?

>>713226812
Gems and shit, each training scenario also gives SSR support tickets on reaching certain scores. They also have missions that give you a pick ticket for SSR support cards on completion like every anni. Pick tickets for 3 star Umas are paid. Recently they implemented a medal shop where you can get a free past random 3 star Uma every month which is great since there are a lot of Umas. In the past there were scenarios where they had free 10 rolls on Uma banners but they lean in more on free 10 rolls for support cards nowadays and free rolls on Uma banners are usually one a day.

>>713164143 (OP)
MLP mogs this slop

>>713227264
Criminals exist in japan, yes.

>>713227173
very nice, I'm a fan of daily rolls to keep me interested. One issue we ran into with our release was we couldn't get some QoL features until we hit certain parts of the story / patch versions. Was the inital qol improved a lot since release?

>>713227565
>I'm a fan of daily rolls
Sorry bwo but the free rolls are for special events like anni or new training scenario releases, or golden week in Japan. They do give a free tickets for rolls though from monthly shops and events.

>>713227565
Yeah there have been lots of QoL improvements since initial release like the speeding up of skipping and less chance of your Uma getting a random debuff during training.

>>713179374
Yeah, I was basically dragged into gakumas.
Gold Rush is a fucking crazy good manga. Teared up and got hooked.
The MVs are really good too.
Lots of music styles and finally on DMM so I don't ahve to use a shitty emulator.
But it's on DMM so still sucks in a few ways.

>>713168558
>it has basically 0 porn
None of the fear mongering stuff about these horse girls is true. There's LOTS of porn of these girls on Pixiv and I don't know why you all keep lying and saying there isn't.

>muh yakuza
dumb westoid. it's called not being a nigger and respecting the guideline for the series

So...what does a Uma do once they retire?

>>713230025
Marry their trainer.

>>713230025
pregnancy

>>713230025
Trainer sex and horse valhalla

The idea that horse girls are superior to humans turns me on. I always wanted to breed the winners of each race.

you did cry, right anon?

...

can i get the german one when international releases

When is it releasing again?

>>713230941
I need to be teased and denied by an entire academy of erokawaii kemonomimi

>>713230025
Work at a glue factory

>>713231572
I did
I also yelled KINOOOO on basically every frame in the movie

>>713223729
I want to get BLACKED

>>713224068
Not everyone gamble on those horses you stupid retard. At least research a bit about the culture before moving your mouth like a retard.

>>713232917
uh oh yakuza seethe!

>>713232917
lets be real here, if theres no money involved nobody would gives a fuck about these games
capitalism drives motivation, you are just a faggot denying reality

>>713230941
>Men being objectivelly weaker than Uma Musume would mean that 1- Men would get genuinely tense to walk alone at night because of the genuine danger of getting raped by Uma Musume. 2- Men would have more reports of being victims of domestic violence. 3- Men would need to do more STEM/human women-like fields because Uma Musume can do their job better than them.
>Human women would be really jealous of the chad Uma Musume taking their men away from them, some would probably have racist jokes among themselves, trying to cause reputational damage to Uma Musumes in an attempt to gain some power and influence.
>In the end Uma Musumes throw a wrench at the power balance between the sexes, changing the way that men and women see the world and themselves.

>>713226074
I'm not sure if any money changed hands, but the yaukza are in the enterainment buisness, and just having something tasteful and fun about the horses is something they might get a kick out of.

I could easily imagine it's something like "you use our plastic figure company" or "use our truck drivers for your shit", or "your company rents from us"

>>713226178
No. Not until they need that extra boost for robot catgirls.

>>713233547
Some umas in their stories get involved with non-Tracen delinquent umas either in freestyle races or confrontations, it would be so awful to be a lone ningen at night walking through a bad neighborhood and get chased down and gangraped by a group of them hahaha

i NEED Teio sex NOW!!!!

>>713233368
>nooo, muh honorable japanese culture, its more than just degenerate gambling!!!

ok ken-sama.

>>713227264
Who do you think runs the Pachinko parlors that Konami games are in, or the AV movie industry or soaplands.

>>713227418
More importantly, quasilegal industries still exist, and need regulation, and people to operate.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jul/17/japan-police-seek-to-stop-halloween-yakuza-handing-out-sweets-to-children

>>713232917
even hololive vtubers is gambling on horses LIVE thats how widespread the nature of this culture is
and this dumbass is telling people thats not true lmao

>>713229713
The ratio of popularity to porn on this is one of the most lopsided ones.

>>713231845
They should have a parody of this situation in a future game.

>>713233934
my apologies for bad aim. >>713232917

>>713233952
Why the fuck can she casually make gambling video like that but video games need a +20 adult rating to include fictional gambling with fictional money?

>>713233989
>here's that uma musume you wanted, anon

>>713233797
Chased down? You're going to need a hell of a lot more cardio to call it a chase.

>>713234074
sometimes they like to let the ningen get a headstart just for the fun of that brief moment of false hope

>>713234054
because its "legal" in japan lmao
weird but it is what it is

>>713169354
Teio's anime already got mogged by Ogurin's.

>>713226085
Air Shakur is great. Second favorite next to Tamamo Cross.

>>713234054
basically your gambling bad
only gambling i approved have a monopoly on good

>>713227264
They always exist.

>>713227264
they still exist, trying to gaslight you into thinking they are gone through yakuza games lmao

>>713233790
Imagine if she did this on your balls

>>713234520
>>713234686
what crimes do they even do?

>>713234783
crime? they >>713233937
are legit business men now

Kitasan's cleavage makes s3 worth watching

>>713234180
can you imagine being sweaty and completely exhausted from sprinting for a full minute trying to get away while they lightly jog after you to keep up
and getting grabbed from behind and pinned when they get bored eventually so you're gasping for breath under the weight of your pursuers
and the leader gets right in close to your ear and she tells you how sexy you look when you're scared and jams her long horse tongue into your ear so you squirm while her cronies rip your clothes off
that would be so awful haha

>>713236148
oh goodness, what a terrible fate h-hahaha

>>713236714
do you think some of them bite

>>713236982
in life Narita Brian was known to give little lovebites to his caretakers, so I could easily see it

>>713236716
BIGGER

>>713164143 (OP)
Gooners unironically

>>713191503
Yes they are they're cosplaying an animal what are you fucking stupid

>>713237590
Damn didn't realize so many average everyday people were furries. Fucking brain dead take anon.

>>713236148
My vital life essence... stolen...

>>713182904
Yes.

>>713182904
Who do you hate Narita Top Road?

I can’t believe they added Uma semen doping to global

Are they launching with multiple campaigns? I recall the first campaign being way too simple