Thread 713675980

Games that make you feel like this?

>When anon laughs at my joke
No better feeling.

>>713675980 (OP)
I've been so conditioned by chinese webms I honestly thought he would attack her.

>>713676167
That has literally never happened to me in 22 years here.

>>713676271
That's Indian webms
Chinese webms would be some kind of freak accidents

>>713676271
Most of the videos I've seen are environmental damage - rarely just outright attacks. That behavior is in the lunchtime rowdies videos.

>>713676403
lol

>>713676457
Every indian webm I see is either retards getting owned by trains or them playing with poo.

>>713675980 (OP)
getting a crit in tf2

>>713676403
kek

>>713676271
Chink attacks are rarer, thats mostly the nigger or indian clips

>>713676403
zozzle

i was expecting for some shit ti happen in this webm

>>713676271
Brøther, the world is not a fucking pile of shit 24/7 you know

>>713676271
This. I stopped going to rekt threads like 15 years ago. I've had enough.

>>713675980 (OP)
im not sure ive ever skipped in my life

>>713675980 (OP)
i miss liveleak

>>713675980 (OP)
The average male in that nation is so conditioned and robotic, that bugman brain chip executed a copying phase

>>713676635
yeah sometimes i'm asleep

>>713675980 (OP)
COD. It will burn enough brain cells to act like a 7 year old

>>713676271
Here you go, a vicious animal attack
He has the spirit, just not the mass lol

>>713676403
>post something I think is pretty witty
>200 posts later, no (You)
>well I guess it's not that funny after all
>another 50 posts and suddenly someone gives me a (You) with very short comment that screams samefagging
>get another 3~4 (You)s with similar post
STOP DOING THIS PEOPLE ARE THINKING I'M SAMEFAGGING

So we just posting gore now then?

>>713676271
same. glad how this one turned out very wholesome.

Games that make you feel like this?

>>713677054
what the fucke @grok is this real @grok what is this

>>713676457
>he hasn't seen the video of the chink going up to the girl by the sidewalk and curb stomping her
>he hasn't seen the guy enter a parlor full of girls and start stabbing them

>>713676909
samefag

>>713677054
>>713677156
It's been like 10 years or more since I first saw these webms and I still laugh every time

>>713675980 (OP)
video games?

>>713677242
Literally me, I do this too when I see a porn image in my video game thread

>>713677349
The Husky puppy really eats it but the way the other one winces right before it lands on it's face fucking kills me every time

>>713676403
lol
(you are the joke, and I am laughing at you)

>>713677363
https://pr-if.org/play/lostpig/

>>713676403
>Limewire thread
Post: "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman"
>No response
>Huh? I guess it was just me who experienced that file
>Another Limewire thread
>Someone else posts "I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman"
>15+ replies everyone gets it

>>713677242
me on the left

>>713677557
>check the [you] box on their post
>now all their (you)s are mine

>>713675980 (OP)
Most Kirby games put me at ease.
>>713676852
I wonder what makes geese like this. They are like the wasps of the bird world.

>>713676603
I havent heard zoz in so fucking long

>>713676271
so nothing bad happens? Well, that's a nice change of pace. I might actually click on it if you're not all just trying to trick me.

>>713677557
I once made a really funny post on /tv/ and years later saw it edited into an image word for word on twitter with thousands of likes getting reposted by tons of big accounts. Literally word for word the exact phrasing I used so I'm positive it was copied from my post and not just coincidence

>>713677242
>average coomer.mp4

>>713677054
I guess so.

>>713677242
Holy kek

>>713677740
>I wonder what makes geese like this. They are like the wasps of the bird world.
They remember being dinosaurs I reckon, somewhere deep in their tiny bird brains.
>>713678216
Oh just watch it, dont be a wuss

>>713676852
Birds wings can be quite strong.

>>713676271
i was thinking a concrete mixing truck would fall on him or something

>>713678317
I had a dog do this to me once. Stayed gone for 2 weeks then showed back up pregnant the slut

>>713676403
jjjjaja good one ese

>>713678423
Retard was probably fighting his reflection

>>713678216
there are now videos of people getting hurt.

>>713678503
is he okay

>>713675980 (OP)
Look Back (2024)

>>713676403
>Not a funny bone in my body
>Still made some OC that got reposted for a while
Gotta swing to hit I guess

>>713676403
i saw someone copy a filename i once posted in a filename thread. felt good

>>713678632
>made some OC
>got some satisfied replies
>no one has ever reposted them

>>713678901
I remember, that was me.

>>713678526
Fucking brutal

>>713676852
My faithful fowl, wrangling bitches into my dungeon

>>713676403
Someone saved an edit of some goth girl webcomic.

>>713677054
This is technically possible if the fuel level is low enough that sufficient fumes build up in the tank

>>713678826
>local walmart locked up all the cosmetics
>manager has to personally unlock the case and then also walk you out of the store, like some kind of humiliation ritual

i cant even imagine what the fuck happened for that to be the solution. i just go to a different store now.

>>713678942
>>713678632
>anon posts OC that I made from years ago
always genuinely shocks me how much shit I used to make
In hindsight I should have ALWAYS saved OC because I just forget everything I've made and I'm mad I didn't

>>713678632
>make a throwaway bait post just for fun
>it gets reposted in every single thread on the subject due to its sheer effectiveness

>>713679096
>i cant even imagine what the fuck happened for that to be the solution
You know exactly what it is.

>>713676403
>make fan art
>anon reposts it
>make webm
>anon resposts it
>create filename
>anon resposts it
>make joke
>anon reposts it

>>713676271
See I thought a nearby structure would collapse and fall on both of them.

>>713675980 (OP)
Freelancer
Guild Wars
Beyond All Reason

>>713678942
I make OC memes sometimes and will repost myself on occasions because I think they are funny. I rarely get replies, so I can't tell if people don't get them or I have a weird sense of humor.
>>713679129
The Summertime saga OC and the Eileen shaving gif ritual posts never fail to make me smile.

>>713678526
>that one chink that just walked away

>>713677452
glad I took a chance on that link

>>713679514
post screenshot what it is

>>713679514
You're not fooling me.

>>713679573
It's just a collection of hitler speeches

>put some effort into an edit
>never gets reposted
>shit out a cheap mspaint google image bash in a stupid debate, delete it after posting
>see it on reddit/twitter five years later with tens of thousands of updoots

>>713676167
true
>>713676403
lmao good one, anon

>>713676403
I laugh at your life anon.

>>713676635
It is around browns

>>713679745
>>713679573
are you guys even old enough to remember when viruses we're a real threat?

>>713678526
is he ok?

>>713679873
>we're
You're not fooling me computer.

>>713678526
Dog just looks mildly annoyed

>>713679873
yes, I'm most likely at least twice as old as you are.

>>713678526
>trans experience

>>713676271
or that something would fall/explode and kill them

>>713676630
it is so over for you frogposter

>>713678826
so close to self-awareness yet so far.

>>713678526
Look at him trying to keep the doors open with his little legs lmao.

i saved that image from that thread because it's very nice

>>713679924
You're absolutely right — thank you for catching that! I strive for clarity and correctness in my responses, but occasional mistakes can slip through. I appreciate your attention to detail. Let me know if you'd like me to revise or clarify anything else!

>>713678423
>food delivery so fresh it wants to burst into you home then in your pan

>>713679785
I too, still laugh at fudd sang in starwars episode 1 racer

I am still glad seeing this get reposted a couple of weeks ago, especially the poster i shopped into the background i was proud of

>>713677242
Dude is just missing the cartoon eyes

>>713676852
>Peace was never an option

>>713680332
It's a text adventure game, you retard. Not that you would know how to play even if you clicked the link.

although this is the oc i made I saw reposted the most

I posted this in a random Deltarune chapter 2 thread years ago and I still see it making the rounds

thought something horrible was going to happen

>>713678503
>manage to survive 20 something years of bullshit in china
>trying to enjoy a nice dinner with your friend
>out of no where for no reason at all a fucking bull comes and gores you to death inside a restaurant
I feel so bad for that man.

>>713678632
>seeing OC that you made getting posted on occasion
It's like a little happy tree every time I see it.

>>713677054
>>713677156
Do dogs not have evap systems ? I guess you learn every day

I feel like Grunk myself

>>713680564
I also have some spamton memes that make the rounds on occasion. It makes me happy to see them used.

>>713680681
> Fortunately, the man only suffered injuries to his leg and was having treatment in hospital.
Could be worse. The bull just wondered around and left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQiI8-ItrR4

>>713678632
I have some OCs get reposted every now and then, though I can no longer prove being the creator because most of the psd files were lost when 2 of my SDDs decided to die on the same day

>>713681041
>creator of a shitty pepe copy
A fate worse than death.

>>713675980 (OP)
Mario Sunshine

>>713677242
>the fucking triple take he does
based downie chink

>>713677740
Geese's fierceness is well recorded in history, and they're loyal too. There's a prison where the guards switched to using geese rather than dogs, because inmates would bribe and befriend the dogs, while geese are highly territorial and trust only their handler.

>>713681405
Imagine the sex

>>713681405
Can their bite even hurt or are they just annoying?

>>713676635
>If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>713679101
I started saving more OC/meme stuff because sometimes things get lost and/or rarely reposted. Lots of funny and talented anons on here.

>>713678526
my balls at the cbt session

>>713681572
>Can their bite even hurt
Yes, they will make you bleed if they want, and your punches and kicks do nothing

>>713681572
Obviously the guards don't have them take down thugs on their own, but they're alert and loud. Ever heard of the geese of the Capitoline Hill?
Personally, I'd be more careful with their wings, they have quite a bit of strength in them and could poke an eye out if you're careless.

>>713679101
I made last year some lazy shoop for a thread and only recently discovered that it became some major meme in the game's official discord server
Shit felt surreal

>>713681969
PWNAGE

>>713676167
What's the highest number of (You)'s a joke of yours got?

I got around 200 plus

>>713681405
>Geese's fierceness is well recorded in history, and they're loyal too. There's a prison where the guards switched to using geese rather than dogs, because inmates would bribe and befriend the dogs, while geese are highly territorial and trust only their handler.
That probably explains why some Hussite warbands had a goose representing them on the company banner. When they were fucking up the Pope and his kraut cronies.

>>713676457
>He hasn't seen the numerous videos of grown Chinese men randomly attacking small children

>>713682134
>orange cat
Every time

>>713682213
you mean those videos where the kid starts kicking a stranger and the mother does nothing?

>>713677242
the fucking triple take hahaha

>>713678632
I've made a few edits that I've seen reposted a few times, but most of them are just adding/changing text on an existing image. The only substantial edit I've really made is this one and it doesn't get posted that often because it is niche shit, but I've seen it used a few times, which does feel nice

>>713679357
Uh what game is this now?

>>713681165
that's just one of many examples. Don't want to share the rest, but they do get posted here and on vp

>>713676403
You might be lucky, look at the desperation of the trolls who became addicted to the attention.
The spammers and shitposters of now hardly compared to the likes of LancedJack who would regularly attempt to hijack entire boards for hours just, and often succeed, just for the kick.

>>713676635
>the world is not a fucking pile of shit 24/7 you know
It is, once you get out of your basement, especially in areas filled with non-whites.

>>713675980 (OP)
This is seriously creepy

Someone should notify the authorities

>>713676271
I was waiting for the ground to open up to reveal a hungry escalator.

>>713684391
nigga dead

>>713676852
MODS MODS MODS

>>713676403
its better to make a sincere attempt at a joke/a sincere post than make a stupid shitpost that gets 5 people to tell you how stupid you are

>>713675980 (OP)
Almost every Super Mario.

>>713676403
>pic rel

>>713684182
>He thinks violence started existing when non whites came into being
Leave your basement and hit the library, history section talk to the clerk also your a retarded faggot

>>713678282
You just gaslit yourself into believing this
Take your meds schizo

>>713682229
Why are they like this? Socio-economic factors?

>>713684534
So you're saying white people came before nonwhite people?

>>713684630
wired to their dna

>>713682229
>>713684630

>>713684534
who said anything about violence

>>713684630
g*ngers

Can someone post the one with the guy walking all bad ass into two women, and he bumps one pretty hard, and then one of the women collapses

>>713685118
Its like waiting for a sumo match opening

>>713676635
>>713684182
>>713684534
get cancer unvirigin tourists

>>713685093
wait a minute.. those letters

>>713678826
>environmental storytelling

>>713678632
I've seen a few screenshots of mine posted before but it's very rare. I don't really make many high effort edits but pic related is my favorite that I've made.

>>713676403
i will laugh with you

>>713676271
I was expecting an explosion or flood to happen, or him to pile drive her randomly yeah
How do the Chinese live like that?

>>713676909
This post is me. Literally.
>>713677310
Same with this one.
Both me.

>>713681041
>when 2 of my SDDs decided to die on the same day
how

>>713685118
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>713685560
They're.. they're just like us!

>>713676403
you alright, bro lmao

>>713676852
>ALWAYS THE CHILDREN

>>713677242
>amount of gay downies: 0
It truly makes you think

>>713684391
Nooooooooooooooo

>>713686517
Downies are the most based of us all

>>713676403
Stop anon, you are killing me

>>713679785
>put any effort into an edit
>the fucking thread dies before you can post it

>>713676167
I always tell nonnies if something they said or did made me laugh~
Spreading happiness is nice~

>>713685118
Of course the dark skinned frog would attack unprovoked.

>>713682119
Gogeta...

>>713686517
they don't get down like that

When I feel really stressed out I enjoy watching those videos of little monkeys getting fucked up
I'm not even nonwhite, I can't explain it
I don't feel good about it or anything like that either

I make OC once in a blue moon. Doesn't tend to really turn heads, I have more success whenever it's for a smaller group of Anons. But it does warm my heart if and when someone reposts it.

Pic related is a me original

>>713677242
not sure if down syndrome or just asian

>>713678282
I made a post on /vg/ once a year ago and saw the exact same post on /v/, word for word, with the same image attached, about 20 minutes later.
It was then that I realised that there are, in fact, bots in the walls.

>>713676909
MY SIDES

>>713678282
One of the edits I made on /a/ for the Gojo vs Sukuna fight found its way to x and gained tens of thousands of likes and millions of views. I'm still kinda proud of it.

>hanging out with a friend
>she decides she wants to skip her way over to our next destination
>oh fuck it's been a while since I've done this
>should I at least shower first or something
>fuck it, start skipping to catch up with her, we end up skipping together
>we pass a random group of friends, one of them sees us and decides to join in, her buddies don't
Genuinely a fun and charming experience. I'm still probably never going to skip unprompted though.

>>713675980 (OP)
Chinkland is really a police state, isn't it?
>a whole ass AI camera overlooking some random dump
There are cameras everywhere, aren't they?

>>713676403
The faggots giving you pity lols are just as pathetic so you're in good company

>>713676457
China has the largest number of car attacks/mass stabbings, both largely against children. It got so bad they had to do this to their crosswalks to prevent kids from getting purposely splattered. Obviously this is all covered up by the CCP like everything bad that happens there, but it's not too hard to find info on.

>>713678423
>Birds wings can be quite strong.
Birds are all pecs. It's their biggest and strongest muscles. All they do is bodyweight dips all the time
Start lifting

>>713687213
>I'm not even nonwhite
yes you is

>>713688016
>dips
You mean butterflies

>>713677242
When I see cu**y

>>713688025
NO I AINT

>>713687967
fucking what

>>713678282
I made an image a couple years ago and I see it reposted on 4chan occasionally
Save and use it btw

>>713688054
Well, yeah, but there aren't bodyweight flys for people so there's no name for what they do
And birds don't seem to care to name this exercise themselves

>>713676271
Most chinese people are nice. They tend to be terrible drivers though.

>>713687967
I can't even tell if this is real

>>713675980 (OP)
I love seeing my webms get reposted

>>713688312
It's russia
Still think normal people live there?

>>713687956
Why is that pic a mockup? Are chinks straight up not allowed to take pictures of the protected crosswalks in action?

>>713675980 (OP)
Skipping is the optimal way of traveling on foot. Big Stride has manipulated us into walking like scrubs

>>713688469
fair enough

>>713687967
I don't remember The Pacifier being like this

>>713687967
Why is it always white people

>>713676167
Yeah one time I made like five jokes in a DBZ thread and every one of them hit, I also wrote the Witcher 3 pasta (whistles for magic horse) which doesn't get reposted much anymore but I'm glad some random autist forced it

>>713687967
What the fuck is his problem?

>>713677242
I look like that and I do that.

>>713687967
fucking white peo-

>>713688521
>It's russia
oh

>>713688521
/pol/ told me Russia is the final bastion of straight whiteness against western degeneracy

>>713687956
The street drains might be real, but those posts are fake as fuck.
As much as I don't like the ccp, you should show at least be decently critical or clarify that it's an example, which still leaves me skeptical.

>>713688543
Pretty much there's authorities everywhere in random jacket clothing so you never really know who is CCP. If they catch you doing something sus they'll basically walk up to you and tell you to stop. They banned being able to film trains/stations so not many people know there's security terminals where you get scanned for weapons and stuff while the guards pat you down before entering at every station you gotta walk through.

>>713679101
i once drew some fanart of some oc years ago and someone reposted it a few days ago. felt nice to see it again

>>713682119
I made a joke that got 537 replies and even some reddit faggot proceeded to rip it off. It was pretty good, I think.

>>713688553
Wait it isn't called skipping... Wtf is it called

>>713688727
They're ginger cats but with white fur.

>>713676403
You never contributed to an exploitable thread in 22 years?

>>713687967
I hate white people so much it's unreal

>>713687967
>those glasses
Holy KEK

>>713678632
>oc gets reposted almost every time in dedicated threads

>>713688862
Takeshi telling it like it is
Wonder what his opinions on jeets are nowadays

>>713687967
white niggers

>>713688701
>>713688709
>>713688724
>>713688521
It was a jew.

>>713681249
Downies are so based ay.

>>713689023
My opinions work around the web so much it's terrifying to me. But I realised that the few people that say the most disturbed unhinged shit tend to be noticed the most.
I don't do it on purpose either. It's just natural and it used to creep people out at school and outside of the internet.

Death Stranding 2

>>713688760
>They banned being able to film trains/stations so not many people know there's security terminals where you get scanned for weapons and stuff while the guards pat you down before entering at every station you gotta walk through.
It's literally the same in russia
russia is a mostly eastern country by its mentality

>>713676630
nigger

>>713678598
The hentai of those girls......Fujimoto the lolicon

>>713689432
Why are orange cats like this?

>>713688862
>except marine and teacher
I'm rather confused what that means. I suppose marines might be stationed troops acting a bit poorly, but teachers?

>>713689518
english teachers

NO ONE QUESTIONING THE GIRL'S ARMS ??

LOOK AGAIN

>>713687956
Why are they specifically attacking children? I mean how evil do you have to be to even think about doing that?

>>713677242
The downie is a natural, just a bit more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFMrBldVk0s

>>713679847
Try not being disturbed racist.

>>713675980 (OP)
damn that kinda got me

>>713681969
what did the five feathers say to the face?
>POW

>>713676167
>>713676403
Had a /v/irgin say they were in tears laughing at an MXC joke I made years back.

>>713676167
>When anon cums to my erp
Amazing...

>>713675980 (OP)
I was waiting for a truck or something to run them over ngl

>>713682119
I got around 200 plus as well
it was from the game awards stream thread last year and I posted something like "rate the show" or something like that

>>713675980 (OP)
Captain Toad Treasure Tracker.

>>713682119
This was the best I ever did
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/132782964
my post was #132786184
and holy fuck that was literally a decade ago

>>713689827
Try not being a nigger.

>>713687240
booba

>>713687967
Maybe don't bring your kids into public if you don't want them to get power bombed.

>>713691429
at least don't leave them unattended
holy shit

>>713676167
Kek

>>713689501
Orange cat bad

>>713675980 (OP)
TF2

>>713687967
can't tell if 4faggots are now seriously too retarded to recognize ai

>>713677242
music for this feel?

>>713675980 (OP)
Any game with emotes that includes fem dancing. Probably fortnite since that shit has hundreds of DLC dances.

>>713692184
>i-it's AI
ok ivanovich

>>713692309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzkp10zbgMA

>>713687967
Belarusian hero eliminated future terrorist refugee from Iran

>>713678632
>be drawfag
>see your drawings being posted out of nowhere in some random thread
>even drawings that were not made for this site
Best feeling ever

>>713675980 (OP)
Looks like Fallout

>>713676403
i made a jewish pepe that i posted once on /pol/, then i found it on some random black girl's twitter. still baffled to this day

>>713679096
>i cant even imagine what the fuck happened for that to be the solution.
Oh you really can't?

>>713683112
Guild Wars 1

>>713692184
You clearly are too retarded to notice since its real

>>713693062
He probably meant the manager escorting you path

>>713688727
They don't ban racemixing, so no.

>>713687956
Why are men like this?

>>713691737
kek, tards

>>713676403
KWAB

>>713676651
same
I've seen everything and want nothing to do with it

>>713680585
bro, I posted this yesterday from a random google search, you can't possibly have enjoyed it this much

>>713676271
That's not India

>>713692646
This has the same art style as the Kodomo no jikan anime

>>713692184
>can't tell if 4faggots are now seriously too retarded to recognize ai
The thing is that you're retarded, lying zigger clown
https://rtvi.com/news/v-sheremetevo-muzhchina-shvyrnul-chuzhogo-dvuhletnego-rebenka-ob-pol/
https://www.fontanka.ru/2025/06/25/75634151/

>>713693947
What does this say, Ivan?

>>713693534
That would hurt like fuck.
That's a slab of marble.

>>713684989
>when you remember that embarrassing thing that happened 8 years 6 months and 23 days ago

>>713692469
I laughed. I love this track
>>713692309
Here's another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwhiAvCCIhw

>>713684524
You just know

>>713693991
Your browser can translate pages, use it

>>713693994
>a slab of marble
>in china
It's just painted clay

>>713676909
I don't care if you're samefagging or not, just be funny instead of an obnoxious self-reflecting terminally lonely retard
t. tourist normgroid

>>713693991
The guy was high on weed, basically.

>>713675980 (OP)
>playing classic wow other day
>midsummer event
>pass by level 12 alliance doing the ribbon dance
>stops and looks at me out of presumable fear
>cut to us both doing the ribbon dance together

>>713676909
Hahahaha sameeee
>>713694274
Samefag

>>713675980 (OP)
I don't get why someone edited green boxes onto this in post

>>713676852
again boxes added in post that were never in the original video

>>713694295
What kind of weed makes you body slam a toddler?

>>713694437
top kek

>>713694419
the good shit

>>713694295
Damn Russian weed hits different

>>713676852
>liveleak logo

>>713694415
Those are object tagging boxes from the security camera's software

>>713676403
You made it, Anon!

>>713677659
mods, arrest this man

>>713687967
Fucking Zangief.

>>713676403
W+Positive Ratio+Out fucking skilled

>>713693534
Around chinese buildings never relax.

>>713694610
it's not though

someone literally edited this into the original video which doesn't have these boxes, like they're trying to convince people china is some kind of mass surveillance state with AI tracking everything you do in some kind of mass panoptican bullshit like the UK actually is like while china's a fucking hodgepodge of a billion different 30 year out of date networks and systems with zero centralization

it looks and feels like propaganda that is purposefully misleading people about reality

>>713695146
Shiiiiieeet really?
Do you have the original to post? I've only seen this version

>>713684391
How do these things survive in the wild?

>>713695569
they have no enemies

>>713679471
that's fucked up
99% of people in any other country would try saving the dog not walk away

>>713695569
vibes

>>713694373
It's so you could see them better

>>713675980 (OP)
sovl

>>713695146
>>713694373
might be a joke based on the real ones, like the liveleak logo

>>713695146
Chang, calm down
Chineland indeed is
>some kind of mass surveillance state with AI tracking everything you do in some kind of mass panoptican
>it looks and feels like propaganda
Your post is, Chang

>>713695725
prooooo-ACK DDD:

>>713694219
No, I'll bet it's marble, just not good quality marble. You can get some shit that is cheap and not like that. There's marble fucking everywhere, it was just much much harder to mine in ancient past so it was more commonly used as merely a luxury thing.

The problem now is that extracting it can cause things like silicosis to workers. It's not the safest job in the world. Not quite as bad as asbestos, but still not good.

>>713687967
JC if he was real

>>713686517
>>713687162

>>713682119
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/625662276/#q625669149

video is gone now, but i didnt expect to get so many replies

>>713696078
The other turtles are killing him and eating him btw

>>713684630
I have a ginger cat next door to me that harasses my fluffy rag doll, the son of a bitch.

>>713676167
TRVKE sometimes when I do a funny and don't get a (You) I will samefag

>>713689247
Both were ruled by mongols in the middle ages.

>>713696021
>I'll bet it's marble
You'll lose the bet. Do you seriously think that they would decorate some back alley with marble? It's just ceramic or some other composite

>>713696275
Natural selection tends to avoid that.
>though not with sharks or crocs, they will just eat each other without much thought

>>713696345
>true, when other people like my jokes it feels good
>but when they don't, I do it myself
What's the point?

>>713696345
tbf sometimes a post just drowns under all the drive-by shitposting and having at least one (You) makes it more likely to be seen.

>>713677740
>I wonder what makes geese like this.
It's a survival adaptation and it works incredibly well, they are just super aggressive and that is often enough to spook things 5 times their size, it works on humans and our calculating brains so imagine what it can do to animals
>>713681572
no they are almost entirely harmless, the other responses are thinking of swans, a peck from a goose does literally nothing and their wings do not have anywhere near the same strength, I've had flocks of geese pull up on me when I'm fishing and I literally just pick the angry ones up and toss them into the water, it's quite fun

>>713696551
You need to "kickstart" your funnypostan some times.
There's also just a tendency for anons to be reluctant to reply until they see others replying.
>inb4 it's just bots

>>713690347
>when anons came to my chat bots

>>713676167
>me, lurking every thread for any chance to make a pun, turn of phrase or general lark on specific posts
i like to think myself pretty good at it, i have a pretty decent (You) rate

>>713696453
they'll grow up to be fine baby maulers

>>713696525
I try this >>713696551 because I assume it just wasn't noticed. And sometimes it works

>>713694219
>>713696430
NTA but you are being stupid, It's not an entire block of marble it's an inch thick piece of cladding, that's not some spectacular luxury that is outside the reach of backwards chinese people, china is a pretty developed country, they aren't complete troglodytes

>>713676167
sometimes, in slow threads when I see posts that get no interaction, I will pretend to be butthurt that nobody replied to my post but only reference how long ago it was rather than quoting the post itself

>>713675980 (OP)
No games, but couple medium-effort shitposts/OCs I made got reposted (and still do, although rarely) and it always makes me feel warm inside. Nice to see a positive thread for a change OP.

>>713677242
Not too sound like a nazi, but I think it would be better if downies went away. They make me feel uncomfortable.
Besides, wouldn’t it be mercy to put them out of their misery?

>>713678826
because your fellow hoodrats can't stop stealing everything else you self deluding idiot

>>713696907
Just shut up already, no one is decorating everything with marble, stop already

>>713684630
As you might know, most cats in an area share a single brain cell. Orange cats are the wireless hub. They often stop in their tracks because nearby cat is downloading the cell, and might suddenly spring to action with the brain cell if the download fails

>when people bitch about your antics in forums
>when you see your OC in the wild

>>713688473
drawn together was pretty good

>>713688705
I like posting that pasta every now and then, gj dude

>Make a certain type of thread once, based off a joke I had in my head
>Pretty popular and well received
>Occasionally see it posted by other people
>Check the archives
>That same thread format has been done like 40 times in the past 5 years

Well, I'm glad people at least recognise my genius

>>713697348
You're showing your age, kid. I was thinking of this dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdkPEbVHCyw

>>713685093
Wait, I think I just realized why some people think gingers are black

>>713678503
Jesus, it's like a bull in a china shop

>>713697470
That just enriches the smell particles

>China
>Russia
>India
Not even Brazil is as much of a shithole as these three these days kek. Just nonstop horrible videos coming from these three nations every day

>>713694373
I think it's one of those chinese cameras with face/body recognition. Many security cameras around China use recognition AI.

I'm an artist. I've posted my art on /v/ a few times, amd none of it EVER gets reposted.
It's part of the reason I quit. This place is a true litmus test for appeal - if it's good, people notice. It it's shit, everyone ignores it.

>>713697120
>>713678826
reminds me my ghetto neighbor whose car alarm goes off 12 times a night and then claims they didnt hear it when asked why it was going off

something just wrong with them like, they just are never going to improve their situations

>>713698414
If it's just a good drawing /v/ won't get any milage out if it except in gooner threads. It has to be memeable.

>>713697278
I'd go there every fucking day

>>713697278
I can't imagine this happening anywhere in the world

>>713698367
we still get plenty of jungle decapitations and favela microwave videos, don't worry

>>713697059
i always watch the full webm of these retards. always gets a kek out of me.

>>713698414
you sound like a pussy that was insulted and got pissy, are you a seanigger by any chance?

>>713698414
what is it, anon.

>>713699562
>Uses her thumb when counting on her fingers, like the europeans
Huh.

>>713684534
>read history
>it's all white people doing great things
>emancipation happens
>everything starts to go to shit
>everything from the last 100 years is just about racism and being unable to move past it
I try to pretend American culture isn't based around black people, I really do :/

>>713695076
what's happening here

>>713681776
>and your punches and kicks do nothing
Nice try goose but we both know the government is the only thing keeping the average man from caving your chest in with a punt.

>>713699886
Bird zombie virus.

>>713696453
Why are those chickens super chill?

>>713699838
This is all I wanted in life

>>713678632
>make OC
>thread dies immediately after
>no one ever saw it
Just end it.

>>713700223
>Why are those chickens super chill?
They're not chill, they're anxious about their bets.

>>713699614
>favela microwave
What

>>713699838
That's a very breedable mother

>>713700223
the webm doesn't have sound
this is what they sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsLmPg4Laxo

>>713677054
yes

>>713697097
Downies are already going to disappear from Europe in a few decades. 96%> of fetuses with trisomy get aborted in France for example.

>>713700458
>benign exploitable thread gets traction
>dozens of edits, laughs all around
>404'd by janny seconds after you post in it
>too spontaneous for a re-do
HATE

>>713678632
I did OC that got reposted twice years ago. That's about it.

>>713699838
I want to be her dad but this time her actual dad

>>713701112
if you made this, nice

>>713678632
I'm still riding this high from 2011.

>>713700939
he flamin

>>713701082
Which is really fucking funny because how much people recoil at the notion of eugenics because hurr durr nazis, it's exactly what they are doing, at the very least regarding genetic defects.
Doesn't help in the slightest though when kids are getting brainfried by phones and everything connected in addition to importing low-iq savages in order to decrease wages.

>>713675980 (OP)
KemoPop.

>>713682119
most I've gotten was a thread hit 300 something on pol. it was a bait thread though

>>713701453
lies, it plays like shit

>>713678632
some random shitpost i did while high and trolling with VPN got posted on reddit and facebook

>>713676403
I always do. I just don't reply because there's nothing to add.

>>713701294
can't read that

>>713701601
I hate these stupid things
they drive me up the wall

>>713695569
They taste like penicillin.

>>713701439
Well eugenics might be more widely accepted and more advanced if the nazis weren't mass murdering retards
What could have been.

>>713677242
>the triple take
he's too based for this world

>>713695725
I fucking hate when I cart and then this happens when I finally get back

>>713696453
no fucking way this isn't Mexico

>>713699562
about 60% of premodern japanese fiction is cute girls turning into demons and eating a dude

>>713701601
>Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science experiment.

Lol, jannies deleted a webm where nothing actually happened to the dog, they clearly didn't see the whole webm.

>>713688331
>expires: never
kek, that's pretty good

>>713684517
I tried to freestyle rap a verse in a thread once and everyone just told me that it sucked and I shouldn't do that again

>>713700205
What's the name of that game?

>>713686517
If you consider how few homosexuals there are in the population, it's like less than 1%. So what are the odds that not only is someone down syndrome but ALSO gay? Would be exceedingly rare

>>713702903
How can you freestyle in writing?

>>713703157
I wrote it really fast

>>713702909
looks like ghost squad
its actually really fun

>>713702909
it's written right there on the cabinet

>>713702903
based everyone

>>713703219
Well, if you write
>slfghdkfghdfkgjdfhpgdfg
then of course people will tell you it's bad

>>713675980 (OP)
wow... chang is going to lose so much social credit for this

>>713703542
Absolute trash compared to the Azn qt

>>713703542
I don't have a Gosling picture depressing enough to convey my feelings

>>713703967
Is this image from Max Steel?

>>713703542
i'm guessing 4 different dads

>>713698414
You are a faggot, you should draw because you like drawing and sharing with other people your visions regardless.
You sound like one of those """artists"""" on Twitter that have more posts complaining about not having enough likes than just drawing.
If you want to go down this route just use AI because nothing you will ever produce will beat AI in the numbers game

>>713676403
Never laughed so fast after opening a thread, you're a hoot anon!

>>713676271
If it was filmed in London it would be a paki fucking the child, with british police clapping.

>>713676403
How the fuck have you been here for 22 years?

>>713703542
Too many kids too fast, some of them will not get enough attention from their mother while she's dealing with the others.

>>713676403
kek

>>713700205
He is so fucking cool

>>713700621
>>713700938
Kek, fuck you.

>>713703542
As long it perpetuates the white race I'll give it a pass.

>>713704174
>t. only child
Siblings help raise eachother to a large extent

>>713700223
To think they evolved from dinos.

>>713676167
>post my banger material
>it gets ignored
>way later in the thread a heroic anon replies with "this needs more attention kek"
>get 4 (you)s

>>713676852
is she ok?

>>713704392
Thanks for literally proving my point.

>>713699838
being mogged by your mother as a girl must be humiliating, it's certainly worse than being a guy and being mogged by your dad.

>>713703272
She's turning into lcl

>>713704551
It's literally been like that since forever, you spoiled little fuck.
Question: If your mom gave you so much attention, why are you posting here?

>>713704621
Why are you?

>>713704551
That's not what I did. I said siblings pick up the slack. They will get enough individual attention from their parents as well. It's not as much as you seem to think they need

>>713676403
jej

>>713704407
>>713704513
These guys are little raptors.

>>713704392
NTA but if my siblings "helped" raise me any more than they did i would've killed them both then myself

When I try something stupid and it works. Makes me think someone is having a laugh, like "lol that's retarded let's put the pieces into place"

>>713700798
hueland version of necklacing

>>713676167
>make a long schizo effort post about the powers that be
>someone adds your post to their long effortpost schizo thread

>>713692309
System of a Down

>>713704513
>>713704787
Ratbros, what the fuck?

>>713676457
I've seen a rural Chinese man kill his neighbor with a gardening hoe and then go out of his was to kill his neighbors infant with a shovel

>>713676271
You've been conditioned by the hacker named 4chan. The great majority of people are nice, but the assholes get all the attention.

>>713703364
Man, what happened to her

>>713699861
I raughed.
HALD.

>>713703270
>>713703274
Thanks frens.

>>713704787
>>713705064
Why did he fight? He only needed to do the first attack and then the path to that drain he was clearly heading for was wide open
Why did he fight bros

>>713697409
Lil' Jamal showing what he learned at gamedev school

>>713676403
I got a few kek's and lmao's over the years. 99% of time I don't even get a (you) even when I know for sure I wrote something funny and original.

>>713677304
The point is that its uncommon, unlike in india and in whatever other poojet nations like bangladesh and pakistan

>>713676167
>reply to thread with my opinion
>someone else replies to my opinion
>third anon replies to second anon without saying NTA, does a poor job of explaining himself or is sperging out
>others start piling on third anon
>now I look like a sperg

Has happened a few times already

>>713702056
>if the nazis weren't mass murdering retards
They weren't
You just repeated jewish propaganda

>>713704787
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR FOWL-CHADS
UNCONTESTED FOR MILLENIA
RATCHUDS BTFO

>>713705119
People will call you a faggot but it's true. Most people are good, or at least decent, it's just that everyone remembers the ones who aren't.

>>713705367
I don't know why people do that. It's so fucking annoying. At that point you can either close the thread or sperg out yourself and start making retarded arguments for the other side too

>>713702870
Thanks!

>>713704787
Based. I love these dinobirds so much. Even inside my stomach.

>>713705220
it was a matter of honor

>>713702903
ayo nigguh
my rhymes r bigguh
you suck off nigguhs
and my dick is bigger

How did I do? I wrote it continuously without stopping or thinking

>>713705220
You can't run from combat encounter.

>>713699562
>living in Japan with your cute japanese gyaru girlfriend
Oh no, how horrifying...

>>713705367
I had that happen in a fucking jury duty case recently. Most of the other jurors were of a certain opinion I disagreed with, so I explained my point of view in a way that convinced many of them and more were starting to agree with me. Then some faggot who had been quiet until that point chimed in to agree with me but he started talking about how this a problem with capitalism and shit like that, and just immediately turned the tide I'd just carefully pulled towards me. The rest were mostly elderly people. Fucker, I'm still mad.

>>713695569
They just take it easy.

>>713703364
She should stop eating so much

>>713705220
That chicken was really cheesing him off

>>713702520
I am now for the first time interested in Japanese girls.

>>713699838
>mom

>>713700205
Is this the same autist?
https://youtu.be/oJqX6KyyEHk

>>713705794
cheesed to beat you

>>713704787
Huh, blackie got two kicks in. First at 00:18, notice how the rat is jumpy and tried to run away after, I think blackie got one of its foreleg. Then the second kick finished it.

>>713701813
CARLOS

>>713697018
holy shit that's genius I gotta do that
>>713682119
about like mid-30's.

>>713699562
The face filter gave up by the end.
lul

>>713705717
y-you rhymed the same words with themselves, twice
it's so bad it's based

>>713687967
Should've behaved on that 7 hour flight.

>>713700939
Why do i hear boss music

>>713703157
>>713703219
Wrote it really fast
Bitches on my past
Gotta flex my history
Making newfags pissed at me
Wrote this little verse
gunna put you in a hearse
a b c, 1 2 3
you and me

>>713704682
nice one apu!

>>713699838
Mogged

Let's end the thread with some classic gore

>>713706459
>it's based
Thank you
Thank you a lot
I think I could be a rising star among negroes, like eminem once was

>>713705465
They were, please kill yourself retard.

>>713706709
you and me
2 chuds on /v/
rhyming and fucking and uhhhh fuck SHIT PISS
WHY IS RHYMING SO HARD FUCK
NIGGAS

how'd I do

>>713706062
the funny thing is that the circled one is the most normal.
at least cheese is an actual gift, the other ones are voodoo incantations

>>713682119
I got 30 replies one time. I...I screencapped that thread...

>>713707819
it counts for something. what does it count for? I dunno. But I remember every time one of my threads hit bump limit, so we're in this together my friend

>>713707550
fuck shit piss is a newgrounds classic

>>713707550
Rhyming and fucking and
UH
fuck shit PISS
bitches don't even know
UH
DO IT LIKE THIS
drop a couple dozen slurs
I'm mr steal your girls
talkin bout making verses and rhymes
these bitches be throwin they dimes
yeah I'm basically a lyrical genius
now go ahead and get down on my the game

>>713708148
fuck you lol

>>713695569
They are river animals so when confronted with land based predators they book it into the water and vica versa with river predators. Plus they breed like crazy, they are oversized rats after all.

It was a good thread
Thank you and see ya later

>>713695569
Mastery of Zen