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>>714946543
for all the zoomers bored during resident evil
>>714955312What's his power level?
Would you kindly drop the latest ratings? I missed the last 12 hours
Why would you wear mask? Is it to help survive GDQ scent?
>>714955386scent + being ugly
>>714955386Yes. That's a biofem.
>troon playing controon
like clockwork
>>714955386same reason girls have bangs, hiding her face to look better
Why are people wearing masks in 2025? No way that's still covid-related, right? It's not just the girl in front, some people in the crowd as well
>remedy
>tranny
>female reader
I'm going to bed.
>>714955439Is he a troon? Was he too embarrassed to put the she/her pronouns?
So what's the process they didn't wanna mention before?
>>714955464New variant just released.
ew, she is wearing crocs. In public.
>>714955439fuck you control is kino, only good SPC like game the market has ever gotten.
>>714955439it's a guy, the trannies have mindbroken you
>>714955464trying to hide the fact they don't pass
>>714955348I love racemixing so much bros.
White girls just can't compete
I barely used the service gun
I mostly just specced into throwing rock at enemies
>>714955386i don't want weirdos online looking at my face
>>714955386it like, prevents diseases you heteronormative white male pig
>>714955464These people haven't gone outside since the last GDQ and they're still mentally in 2020 and think hecking covid is going to get them.
And/or they're trannies and have enough self-awareness to realise they don't pass so want to cover their man-jaws and stubble.
>>714955489I didn't, fuck you
>>714955507>long greasy hair>AshleyHe ain't trying to beat the stereotype.
>>714955547yea
FUCK the jukebox though, ignore it
oh fuck this game dude these runs are always tranny dogshit
>>714955602ok I take it back
>>714955302Is Blechy still around?
>>714955594Damn I didn't make it
>>714955507>friends donating mentioning how pretty he isI'm not so sure anymore
>>714955498>haha playing a girl in a tranny game isnt actually trooning haha
>>714955646How many of the runs are just staff runs and ads? Its over 30% isnt it?
>>714955670Sorry, dwarfs are not "brand or growth friendly" and also not LGBT positive.
He had to go
>resolution glitch fuckery
ugh
tried to play control bec i got it for free but its a worse and incredibly boring version of hl2
what the hell that was actually funny
>>714955704god damn I can not wait for summer to be over.
>>714955797sir it's my homework
>>714955810saar troon playing a shitty game is actually sss run saar
>>714955772Control was ok but highly overrated
> it's just like SCP! If you like SCP you'll like thisYeah it's like SCP if you turned every single SCP into some boring abstract geometry or formless black dust monster
>>714955829I'm getting crazy deja vu all of a sudden
>>714955797>one player effectively ending whole of indias esports scenebased?
>he
oh no no no no transisters not like this
dude on the couch just called the runner 'he', not trans, false alert
>>714955752But I like Blechy.
He's a genuinely cool dude.
enough of this boring slop
>>714955859>"omg cubes so scary!"i bet its the same people that find "liminal spaces" creepy
>>714955742Easy. First day was outrageous. Kung Fu playing beat sabre as like the 4th run was so shitty
Can we expect Siren run to be any good? Or should I just drug myself out and go to sleep?
>>714955896is this an indian cs player who got exposed?
>>714955979I'm thinking itll be entertaining, good couch with Ec
>>714956004https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xIl-EbOjC0
>>714955979only 1 hour run for a while, might as well watch it. it's just slop after that
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>mentor is an old man who is secretly really powerful
name a better trope
>>714956004Yup, cheats on lan named "word.exe.". Killed not only optic gaming india, but whole CS in that region too.
>>714955979>Maxylobes>Ecdycis>juh0Maxy is great, Ecdycis gets a mixed reception here but I like him, juh0 is the punching bag of the group
I know nothing about the actual runner though
>>714956079Morning singhpreet
>lets go lesbians
where are they going
Are you a brutalism enjoyer?
>>714955914> he likes people with rare medical conditions pulling attention away from the trans genocide and the daily struggles of trans peoplewow anon, transphobic much?
What triggered someone to make a separate doomposting thread this time
Hmm, I wonder if there are lewd mods for this game. She doesnt look half bad.
>>714956090Literal patron saint of jannies
>>714956163just tourist faggotry. gdq has always been worse than previous year
>>714956096>>714956096fuck you bloody basterd india number one phull sapport
Has anybody mentioned the dontation readers name yet?
Oh no.
>corvimaeโs disgusting cheeks
>cheatingflyhoe
>pokemon race for 4hrs
Everytime these โelitesโ of gdq run something itโs the fuckin worst
Runner is in a massive combat scene
> I have a donation
Nice timing there, bud.
>>714956236>itโs the fuckin worstcringekino or no
>>714956228yeah i wondered about that, is it an ingame system like talents you can choose to put points into or literal mods?
has this runner never played a game before? hes standing on the grenades wtf
>>714956042damn i actually laughed.
>>714956042>Insallah Gaben not find me
>>714956264No, just awful.
>>714956236oh dear god why
>>714956037>>714956051>>714956114Thanks, will stick around. After that run it seems that its only trash till oblivion remake. Either slop games or races/coops that will end as trash as SA2
>>714956267Literal mods you can swap in and out to augment your guns.
It quickly becomes a massive inventory management headache, tho.
>>714956232>Mommy will never call you a retardWhy even live
>runner is named ashley
>couch keeps calling him a him
>>714956264Just obnoxious. Theyโre shitty human beings too deep in the gdq clique that arent even competent runners. Theyโre loud, unfunny and shouldโve been bullied way more during childhood
>>714944009>>714944018S-
punctual rating coming through
>>714955859Can Orihime really eat all that bread?
>>714956264cringekino doesnt exist anymore.
big corpo levels of risk mitigation has sucked off any kind of excitement. The most we can hope for is a normal speedrun with normal speedrunners and commentators but even that is too much to ask
>>714956264No unfortunately.
GDQ staff and tech team is so sterile that fun or cringekino is basically out of the question with the inner circle.
All you'll get is tons of scripted brand safe jokes and bad, pre-written comedy routines
>>714956364It's long for 'Ash'
https://www.twitch.tv/ashre_l
https://www.pornhub.com/model/speedyfemboy/videos
Is this the final goal of all speedrunners?
Why is the Ocean View Hotel important in this universe again?
>>714956335so is it ingame or nexusmods mods???
>>714956215meh furries are pretty low on the totem of people causing problems at gdq
when they're not doing their fursuit stuff they're pretty normal people
>>714956364Ashley is a dudes name
>>714956232>The glee in his face
>>714956481>when they're not doing their fursuit stuff they're pretty normal people...youre one of them eh
>>714956516no but I generally don't think about them at all which feels like top praise at gdq
>>714956460>Non-Binary Individual Dildos Ass and Jerks Cock Non-Binarily
>>714956467It's like the nexus portal for the Remedy universe
>>714956460Why is the second link just a picture of a panda?
>>714956460when is his run?
>>714956467its basically interdimensional customs, the board and other such higher entities use it to move their agents around across space and rarely time
Whoa bald representation!!
>>714956574anon your comment really put me In A Vulnerable Position
>>714956460Why?
For what purpose would you do this?
>>714956680But didn't Alan use it as well or am I misremembering?
TRANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRANS AUUUUUGGGGHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How many of you played Quadrilateral Cowboy? The game is pretty good, but I'm not sure if it's good for speedrunning.
>>714956737He used the Hotel, which connects to the Motel somehow and fulfills some of the same functions.
>>714956737you're entirely correct, you don't need to be an agent to enter it but you're basically fucked if you wander in because none of the doors function without outside influence, alan gets lucky or maybe hes being watched by some higher power that isnt trying to fucking kill him
>>714956460You should actually be banned from speedrun events for this
>>714956460coincidentally a bunch of onlyfans thots go in the opposite direction, they start off doing the porn before declaring themselves gamer girls and then stream themselves getting shit on in fortnite for like, one year maybe
>>714956815did he ever actually wander in?
I thought he just became aware of it while trapped in the dark place?
>visible seethe from the bald guy
Fucking kek
>>714956892I could be miss remembering but I'm fairly sure he actually goes through it at one point
the pained expression of the guy on the left when they laugh at the bald character
>>714956872GDQ tries to be as family friendly as possible, why associate yourself with a guy who uploads public videos of him shoving things up his ass? Advertisers probably don't want to be associated with that either
>>714956460still not as bad as the bigjon grommr account
>>714956042these videos are great. im having a good giggle. didnt even know flusha turned out to be a hacker,
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>>714956892>>714956914it's an entire area in the second game
>>714956819UGH THAT'S HECKIN' TRANSPHOBIC CHUD!!!
>>714956965>didnt even know flusha turned out to be a hackerhe was never caught, but many believe he did
bros... my mig gland just ran out.
>>714955960i bet there was some delicious jiggle on display tho
>>714956968thats the ocean view HOTEL the MOTEL is a different separate thing
So how is this game cannon with Max Payne
>>714956992but the funny maymay video claimed '100% hacker confirmed'
>>714956968that's a subsection of the dark place, part of Alan's mental maze. It's an echo of the 'real' one, but it's his own personal version.
>>714957061it didnt, but hes a meme for cheating in the cs community
>>714957060No one knows about the organization outside, so it could be written in in any setting without consequences.
How are they going to resolve anything in the Remedy Universe with Lance Reddick dead?
Wasn't he supposed to be a key character?
>>714955235 (OP)That faggot is wearing a mask lmao
I speedrun jacking off, I REFUSE to edge
>>714957078yeah but, didnt Alan end up creating it all
I didnt bother with Alan Wake 2
The Hiss?
Yeah they're all hissing cause the main character is WOMAN haha gottem
>>714956962I feel bad for BigJon. He kept his personal shit completely separate from speedrunning. Still funny but he didn't do anything wrong like the troonoids forcing their shit into the event.
>>714956697you know exactly why they do this
At it's core it was always just a degenerate fetish.
The attached victim roleplay just serves as a vehicle to push that shit on others without pushback
>>714956884Yeah because OF is basically just window-shopping for rich people. Most OF thots and titty streamers just advertise themselves and the real endgoal is to rope in some sucker with money.
Even for exceptionally good looking women it's ultra rare to actually "make it".
It's like with female instagram "models" and influencers who are in reality just expensive prostitutes for Saudis.
god I love this under the facility area, shit is so cool.
>>714957195Woman HAHAHAHA
Woiman LUL
WOMAHDN H:AHAHAH
WOM<AJMNMND AAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHA
FUCKING FUNNY
WOMANND DSHHAHAHA
WOMANNDHDHSAN AAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You arent funny shut the fuck up faggot
>>714955670Nah, I don't think he went after he got married. Might also be that he didn't really enjoy it that much anymore after the direction of the event changed and doing some of the hosting. Shame, since was genuinely a cool levelheaded dude with passion for speedrunning.
>>714956965>>714956992it got to a point at which even ko1n started to point out the anomalies, which is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_rUvnuOWBc
>>714955670> Blechy is a cool dudeAnd there you already have your answer as to why he is not there anymore
>>714957314absolutely gotten to
this host needs to shut the fuck up, always talking over the runner
>>714957253I thought the whole game was cool as fuck, a shame about Alan Wake 2
Where's the chart? I wanna know if the RE speedrun was good.
>>714957314>he's back for another day of seething in the threadI would think it ironic shitposting if you weren't doing it for hours at a time.
>>714957515thinks the charts are useful
>>714957515Looking back at the threads every RE run was rated S
So they must have been kino
RATE
Control (overestimate)
>overestimate
Ban this guy already
>*grabs bald head*
>the egg cracks
heh
>>714957680D idn't watch C untrol
>>714957680B, points lost for over time.
>>714957314Fuck, I thought you're parodying the way they write documents in this game.
>>714957597it is you contrarian faggot
>>714957628the grading sort of works on a curve, like an S this year is equivalent to a C 10 years ago
>>714957680D 4 DOGshit
>>714957597it's extremely helpful? how can you refute this
>>714957680A
Solid run, good commentary.
>>714957680C
Boring game, boring run, decent commentary albeitever
>>714957553being a clown is a full time job
>>714957680D, overestimate.
>>714957680B. Some neat movement save for a few misses, but unfortunately overestimate
>>714957680A, pretty good tech, decent couch
>>714957680B-
Fairly normal run
>check chat
>some people are 60 month subs
>for an event that runs twice a year
>they just keep forking over money for 0 content
grim
>>714957918maybe they are prime subs?
>>714957918it's for charity, just enjoy the runs
>>714957918just supporting the charity* haha <3
>>714957739>how can you refute thisanons are incredibly fickle and only judge on surface level shit 90% of the time, vote without even watching, hivemind the fuck out of each other
>>714957680A
I liked the bluescreen gag
you trannyhaters do realize you could lose your virginity to a transwoman?
besides, you get anal too which is rare amongst biofem
>>714957918they have events other than gdq
like hotfix (random shit) or the segregated (((women))) and (((black))) events
>>714958015can't wait for the shitdick
>>714957918man let it go, enjoy the runs
TRANS
ARUUUUUUUUGHH
REEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE THE TRANS?!?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>714958015You know what
I'm going to politely decline and just enjoy my celibacy
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>audience 100% empty
someone screencap that kek
>>714958108I found Waldo!
I'm really hoping this Siren run will be good. I've never seen it speedran
I wonder if there are any anons here who use they/them pronouns?
How many more runs could they squeeze in if the tech crew were remotely competent at plugging in HDMI cables?
>>714958127enjoy being virgin and not experiencing tight transwomen's anal
>>714958097you're literally the only one talking about them rn
>casualspeedrun doing a run
incoming kino
is that guy bleeding from the head
>>714958108Do they realize how demoralizing this looks?
Any 10/10 runs in the past 10 hours?
>>714958108The place was a ghost town the whole day until whatever the midnight run was. I don't know what the fuck these people are doing all day but they aren't there to watch speedruns.
>>714958172That's alright I'll learn to live with missing out
>>714958172enjoy your gay sex
How was Bioshock last night?
>>714958221let's not gatekeep speedrunning, you don't have to go fast or play a game that encourages it
>>714958181REEEE
TRANNNIES
AUUUGHHH
REEEEEEEEEEE
AUUUUGH
FUCK YOU
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TRANNIES ARRRURGHGHGHGUUHGG
>>714958217Actual 10/10, or GDQ 10/10
>>714958267good point Spike! I retract my statement
>>714958248how is it gay? u sure ur not gay?
little gay sissy boy
>>714958108horror block is shit. also, it's 5am local time on a wednesday morning
/v/ what did he mean by this?
>>714958217REmake was great
>>714958015why would I date a transperson?
The only trans people that properly pass as women were groomed from pre-puberty (puberty blockers) for work in pornography. Or the occasional unicorn that was androgynous before becoming mentally ill, but those are so rare that they are basically irrelevant to the discourse.
>>714955235 (OP)No way you fags still watch this tranny festival 10 years after it turned to shit.
>>71495822190% of the shit at GDQ isn't a speedgame. At least Siren is a good game and we're not watching like fucking Mario Kart time trials or something.
>>714958279Either, really. Can be a genuine 10/10 or cringekino.
>Noam Chomsky good luck charmKeeping this guy on a leash
>>714958185Is he the same guy as this runner? Barely recognise him with the beard makeup on.
>>714958343relax I was just making fun of his name. I've been looking forward to this Siren run. I hope it's good
>>714958339>says a guy posting on 4chan in 1999 + 26...
>>714958303it's gay because, y'know, at the end of the day, they aren't real women
>the audience left because the horror games were too spooky
>>714958374yeah it's him from that NWSF a few years ago
>>714958339>10 years after it turned to shitI believe you mean 8 years after it turned to shit
>>714958427they're psyjacking the runner to watch
>>714958427the audience actually left because there are no tranny runners left. They don't want to support cis gendered scum
Glad mods actually care about the tranny posting
That shit was so annoying
>>714958487>A victim complex, also known as a victim mentality, is a mindset where an individual perceives themselves as constantly being victimized by others, even when evidence suggests otherwise. It's characterized by a persistent belief that one is unfairly treated and lacks control over their circumstances. This outlook can negatively impact various aspects of life, including relationships, work, and overall well-being. Thats you bud
>>714958497well said, sister
>run allows turbo
fucking cringe, tell that to windwaker runners who ruined their hands irreparably zombie hovering
did they just admit to using a turbo controller?
how is that even speedrun legit?
>>71495857030 minute tetris 99 lets play?
>>714958579>that one kid that accidentally noclipped while crouch sliding in gym class and was never seen again
>>714958608different games have different rules, anon-kun
>>714958608>unrestricted Bro, your english?
>>714958608>>714958590runs are whatever the runners agree them to be
>>714958570That game is dead as fuck. Most of the matches will be 90% bots.
Never realized how much the Bloodborne DLC ripped Siren off
>>714958590>>714958608>WW and Siren are the same kinds of gameWow I didnt know that Black Sabbath and Lady Gaga were the same because "music" hmmmm
>turbo controller
i will be voting Z
>>714958590Sounds like normal IQ vs low IQ.
Escort missions are a blight on video games and should be punishable by firing squad
Oh its this Siren, I was retarded and thought it was the pixel lesbian game
>>714958654How much? List all points.
>>714958615Can you even play Tetris 99 in private lobby or something?
Is it just gonna be some guy playing a match of Tetris with online randoms (and mostly fillbots)?
Tourists talking about turbo controller can gtfo
>>714958693Alien God fish curses fishing village
>>714958608The standards for speedruns has gone to shit a long time ago, nowadays everyone does whatever the fuck they want and decides it's allowed based on their personal feelings. Just hope the cabal behind your game of choice is on your side of the argument
>>714958683I don't think Undertale is at SGDQ this year
>>714958002Fact Check: 100% FALSE (verified by True American Patriots!)
>>714958683>pixel lesbian game
Looks like Harry Potter Silent Hill game.
is he playing as harry potter?
This looks like a Harry Potter PS2 game set in Japan.
>siren
Another series Sony abandoned despite having a cool gimmick
>>714958725fair point, sums it up for me thank you. sad to see that this is the new normal.
>>714958683>>714958783>punchy shows up>doesn't show off his WR game
>>714958872what is it's gimmick?
t. never played it
>>714958819>>714958825but i thought the author hated trans
>>714958912Sight jacking. You can see through the eyes of other people/enemies
>>714958898i wonder if their times would improve if they played it with both hands
>>714958872Not movie-game enough for Sony. If they brought it back you just know it'd be slop.
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how comfy are you right now, /v/?
Shibidos? ๆญปไบบ...shibito(s).... dead peepo
You guys playing anything while gdq is on?
kind of stuck for something to play.
>>714959042I have to go to work in 45 minutes so I want to kill myself
>>714959062>PAY ATTENTION TO ME
Bring back Harry Potter to GDQ.
>>714959084System Shock 2 Remaster
>>714959084I usually play strategy games that let me pay attention to the stream and /v/ while playing. During this and ESA I've been playing Civ 5 and Total War Warhammer 3
>>714959084Robocop rouge city because it was 5 bucks
Pretty powerful game desu
Brings that power fantasy out
>>714959042extremely uncomfy, it is 4am and 94 degrees out, fucking arizona
>>714959189Is this the end of horror block?
>>714959084I did a crossword puzzle.
>>714959150>I'd buy that for [4.80 at GMG.com for the Alex Murphy Deluxe Edition]!
>>714959084No because I have a job. If I could play games I'd be playing CK3 AGOT mod and continuing my Blackfyre save.
>>714959269Horror block proves to be the most kino
>>714959269dominant horror block performance
>>714959269What was wrong with the KH run?
>>714959269horror block performing well
>>714959269how the fucky do you go over estimate on sonic adventure 2
>>714959269>go to bed after castlevania>miss a godblessed night
>>714959269I hate that so many of those runs were rated like shit because "Trans"
Pathetic honestly
>>714959269So so far, Wolf 2 is the lowest and REmake is the highest. I get the feeling that isn't going to deviate too much. Even the Pokemon run won't be rated so low.
>>714959269Was Wolfenstein run really that bad?
>>714959379Archipelago (basically a randomizer)
>>714959379co-op archipelago where the wincon is getting 7 chaos emeralds where the furniggers that vetted the seed did the usual shit where they picked a seed that required all checks to be checked
>>714959269Glad to see that Katamari had very organic votes. A is about right though as a median.
>>714959379randomizer that needed coop, note i am not excusing it though
>>714959360Boring race, SpikeVegeta and Flygone not shutting the fuck up, one runner looked like Quasimodo and kept dying
>>714959084invisible inc
real fun so far
>>714959139is that good? i've got an imsim itch and was thinking about that or gloomwood.
>>714959390>I hate that so many ofWE JUST GOT A $50 DONATION
TWANS
WIGHTS
>those runs were rated likeYEAH BASH THE FASH!!!!
>shit because "Trans"CAN WE PAUSE THIS POST FOR A QUICK DONATION?
WE JUST GOT A $500 DONATION
TRANS RIGHTS FOR PALESTINE!!!!
>Pathetic honestly
>>714959379>stall for 10 minutes to get the BIGโข THEโข CATโข incentive>run goes over and they blame the seed
>>714959395It's funny how that one webm tells me everything I need to know. Run must've been a shitshow
>>714959456It's too late.
>>714959269He has spoken.
>>714959269REchads saving the show as usual
>>714959395understandable
>>714959410they told the crowd to cheer every time the runner shot an enemy because "they're fucking FACISTS"
it was a shitshow yeah
>>714959543how I feel taking the train to work in the mornings
>>714959543How the FUCK do you scare that?
>>714959062Fun is bad for you. Suffering is objectively the only good thing.
>>714959395Does the guy in the hat stink or something?
>>714959395For me? It's the lazy eye that never blinks
>>714959495you need a snickers
>>714959360Spike wouldn't shut up and memeify
>CAN WE GET TO THAT 500K MILESTONE????his commentary
Troon on the left choked and got JOHN NUMBERS'd to the point
>COME ON CHAT WE ONLY GOT 5K LEFTthe freak on the right paused at the very last minute
>WE WANT TO SEE THAT ALT CHARACTER BOSS FIGHT INCENTIVE CMON CHAT!to not make it look like xe sweeped xir ass
>donations barely crawl for the next half hour
>>714959269the wolfenstein run was great
I loved watching vpol squirm
>>714959479It's system shock 2 but runs good without patches, I love it but if you're not used to thief engine physics and a little old age clunkiness then it might filter you. Personally it's my favorite imsim that isn't Deus Ex
>>714959495Youre the mentally weak garbage that ruins these threads
>>714959631I should've named the file "Mad Eye Moody"
>>>714959495>you need a snickers>>>714959495>Youre the mentally weak garbage that ruins these threads
>>714959543The creation of the next ritual mig poster.
>>714959706AWOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOOGA
>>714959573Huh? Why wouldn't you cheer when killing Germans?
>>714959706should've been elyse
>>714959042My legs hurt like mad from DOMS i can barely stand but its a good kind of pain, not Watching the stream right now but playing SMB3 thinking of maybe going outside
>>714959543Great movement
>>714959410Runner said that you are resisting by living, by watching this run, and by donating and talked about politics after the run
>>714959739i bet my cum would look great on her face
>mfw an actually good GDQ run
>>714959906WHY DID HE DO THAT???
>stream fucking dies
man fuck off!!
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chubbed up from this not gonna lie
This run is great but the chokes are dropping the score fast...
>>714959954>why did a lower primate do lower primate things
>>714959930This run was perfect otherwise, damn it
>>714959954Intelligent animals can tell when doing something around humans would be funny. Was he wrong?
>>714959269>Woke up for RE7>Decided to go outside instead of watching runs
>>714959802well I think in the wolfenstein universe they're American Nazis
>>714959954You don't walk up behind your bros and cup their balls?
>>714959954thought he saw a troon and went for a grab check
>>714959084Megaman Command Mission. I finished Skyblazer yesterday.
>>714960036i dont know why re7 is "high"
mr lightskinsexpesttastic kept monkey laughing at the smallest shit like "smethan" and the game had its gamma cranked up almost to the obscene level that FNAF security breach run was years ago
>The spot he failed at was RIGHT before a checkpoint
>>714959651> We owned the fascistsโขIf only you guys actually did anything. Instead you cheer for people who don't have the balls to name the harmful idiots they mean.
But no, that would be bad for the brand so its out of the question, right?
The teacher getting that close to her actually made me jump...why am I such a pussy when it comes to chase sequences?
>>714960147The runner's skills were really on point. He should have had a better couch and someone like Goodnight for an announcer, rather than Ateatree.
Thought Siren was a PS2 game.
>>714959881Meanwhile, when I submit marathon runs for games that don't insinuate America Bad, I have to tread on eggshells because the organisers tell me they're explicitly communists. I hate this dynamic in the speedrun community so much
>>714960223I remember playing this on my PS3 in the sweltering hot summer of 2003
>>71496022390% of the time the platform list isnt actually the release platform but the platform the game's running on, and this only matters for shit like FF9 on a PS2 where loading times affect things
except the 10% where it isnt
>>714960223Siren is a PS2 game, Siren Blood Curse is the PS3 remake.
This is the original, being played on a fat launch PS3 which natively supports PS2 games
>>714960095Heh, you liked the ESA run that much? It is a pretty fun game.
>game movement relies on zips
>guy on couch holding a sign with the winrar logo
classic
>>714960362can't believe I didn't notice that
All these enemies look the same to me.
>>714960341The platform you play the game on is usually important for speedrun leaderboards, maybe it takes the data from that or it's part of the submission
Do the enemies stay dead in this game or do they get back up?
>>714955324>so triggered about being called out for having shit taste he posted his low effort shit post againlol. lmao, even
>imagine if you died here right now
This guy is such a wet blanket
>>714959954He thought it's AGDQ and we're doing PCF
>>714960437stream just answered my question
>>714960452what schizo shit are you talking about
>>714960362Should be winzip instead
>>714960470CHAT Dont forget to HYDRATE limesSip henyaDrink STRETCH cohhCheer EAT cohhEat and to take your MEDS. Remember, self-care is like a cookie for the soul!
>>714960518some fag in the last thread got his little faggot feelings hurt that someone called out the Resident Evil run for being boring to watch due to how boring and monotone the runner was, that he made that faggy little reaction image about it, then posted it again in this thread because he's still seething about it
>>714960543>self carewhenever someone tells me that one of their interests or hobbies or whatever is "self care" I imagine them like, taking a shower for fun
>>714960607sounds like youre having a brownout
>>714960625Wait, you don't take leisure showers? Oh, the feeling of millions of tiny drops bouncing off your skin.
>>714960639sounds like you're the little fag that got his feelings hurt, go watch some paint dry little fella, that'll cheer you up
>>714960176What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Get help dude jesus
>>714960625i know a woman who does that and lathers herself in like 8 different skin products
it's weird
>>714960625is "self care" just a euphemism for jerking off?
"self-care" is when /v/ puts on deodorant
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>>714960625Don't drag comfort showers into this
>>714960709no these people are so mentally ill they think drinking water and eating is self care
Please no overestimate
I don't wanna dock this run points for overestimate
OH LAWD SAY IT WITH ME NOW!
>>714960774>>714960789This is a casual speedrun. Guy can take as long as he wants.
Naokoโs VA is a C U T E Christmas cake
>>714960607was that the run with the dude who sounded like Eeyore mixed with john goodman? because he was annoying as shit
>>714960789who says you have to dock it for overestimate?
if the run is good, it's good.
that death in the little girl house fucked him lol
>>714960625do you mean daily showers rather than monthlies?
is doing deadlifts self care or is working out and building muscle still considered right wing chud shit
im about 10 purity tests behind
>>714960836It's still good, but it's not good enough to be the S I wanted to give while missing the goal
>>714960771You dont actually get it anon
Some people have had such awful lives, abuse, torture etc that when they hear things like "hey, go hydrate" it makes them feel better
Now I know youre probably going to cry about that some more because you had a normal life, but youre shitting on people who had such a worse hand and fought through way more than you have
Its actual human psycology thing, people that have been through awful shit find "meaningless help" to be helpful
Youre shitting on people that have been through some shit
>over estimate
casual speedrun indeed lmao
Very competitive speedgame coming up next.
>>714960807He hasn't fucked up too much so I'm going to assume he just put a stupid estimate
>>714960872I just mean like, when someone like you or me is bored we probably go "I'm gonna play a video game"
when someone with "self care" in their tinder bio is bored, I imagine them being like "I'm bored, I'm going to go take a shower because it's fun for me"
>>714960827That's the one. The run with mostly dead silence, and whatever shitty "jokes" someone tried to make was instantly shot down. While it was better than the usual shitty "jokes" and puns being met with way too much fake laughter and constant donations, it was still aggressively boring.
>>714960978Wait, you don't think showers are fun?
>>714960905you are being entirely too dramatic
>>714955557This guy has the right take. Fucking weirdos.
>>714961039B
Solid but not top-tier
>>714960978i think its more than that, have you never taken a shower, done a face mask and just lounged around in a bathrobe? shit's relaxing
>>714961039A for overestimate, S otherwise
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>>714961039S went over but was very soulful
>>714961039C-, it was fine aside from an obvious bad choke
>>714961039Very enjoyable but have to go B due to mess ups and over estimate
>>714961039A
Cool game for speedrun. Would been an S if it wasn't overestimate.
>>714960959only runner in the category and it's 52 something so yeah
>>714961047No its literal psychology
Like I said, youd get mad because you dont understand their life and you should be happy about that
Youve had a good life, yet youre getting mad at others that havent
Youve got to think about what kind of person you are anon
>>714961039A, still good despite chokes
>>714961073The any% at least has over 20 runners.
>Astra and the new constellation
>2 years old
>indie slop
>25 reviews
>80% steam sale going on RIGHT now
every time
>>714961039A+. Excellent tricks for a good game, well delivered. It breaks my heart he was overestimate, and mostly due to a single very unlucky and costly slip.
>>714961073>putting the estimate 40 seconds above your PBThat's some confidence
I wonder why they fill the graveyard shift with shorter games instead of using that to just have a long JRPG or something.
>>714961039A
Would have been higher if he hadn't lost 2 mins on that attempted skip.
>>714961127>No its literal psychologyno it's not you're talking out of your ass. Shut the fuck up.
I'm guessing this is the ending cutscene he was talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYk-2pt2evo
>>714960905You're overthinking this. You cant possibly think the 30k people in twitch chat are telling each other to hydrate because they live the worst lives on planet earth. Most of these people are barely functioning autistics who need reminders to close their slackjawed hyperfocus and get a drink
Just popping in for my every so often check-in. I think the last run I watched was that Frankie horror game. Did I miss any HAPPENINGS or anything?
Anyone got an updated chart?
Is this the indie slop block? Except Pac Man, that might be alright
>>714960905I can 100% guarantee that none of these people were tortured or abused or anything stupid like that and that you're a retard for buying into this or thinking anyone is in a Twitch chat as a fucking victim of literal torture where they were tied up and raped every day for a year is now being told "Stay hydrated!" from a fucking Twitch streamer and crying from gratitude.
What have they done to the TWEWY OST?!?!
Lenny
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Come to GDQ, you can hang out with... yourself!
>>714961127>Youve had a good lifeyou don't know shit about me fuck off
>>714961218You missed some great batposting
Can someone post the chart? Kinda curious if I lost some good runs on the horror block. Feels east coast man.
>>714961151It's one of the ad plugs in the Humble Bundle, along with that bunny game and Leena and the not FNAF game.
So expect an incredibly shitty run.
>>714961189Okay, keep being a piece of shit then
Jesus dude
You literally harm those who have been hurt
The fuck is wrong with you?
>actual dead empty room
kek
>>714961178long jrpgs are for reading and soliciting donations while a lot of people are awake
>>714961039A. Was a good time.
>>714960954lol lmeow who let this in
>>714961073>40 seconds above his PBHoly shit, casual, you absolute based retard.
>>714961167Change this to an S. The final time was only 4 minutes behind his PB. Runners are supposed to typically set their estimates as their PB plus 5-10 minutes.
>Not a single person in the audience at 6:28 AM.
Kek
>>714961218You literally missed the best runs of the event. It's all downhill from here.
>>714959269
>>714960689Here's the (you) you are begging for. Now fuck off you spineless faggot.
People like you or that Wolfenstein runner make one embarrassed to be leftist.
>>714961257Stop implying these people are hurt tortured victims. Most of these people have lived an extremely sheltered first world life, they have nearly nothing valid to bitch about
>>714961239Youve had a good life if you dont understand how people whove been hurt act
You should be happy about that, but its also another thing that people whove just experienced their own lives and their own pain cant understand others
These people hurt, you do too
And instead of caring, you shit on them
You have some thinking to do
all of you posting about the state of the stream right now are outing yourselves as twitch subscribers and donation enjoyers
Oh man, the horror block was awesome apparently, and I missed it...
>>714961257Do you actually talk like this all the time? You sound like an even bigger faggot than the people hosting the event full of cross dressing faggots who insist they're real women. Go pay five bucks to go talk in the hugbox Twitch chat you fuckin' fag.
>>714961257I think you're such a bleeding heart that it's obnoxious and you're imagining people to sympathize with
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>>714961285>>714960954I can't believei t's not another ad run
>>714961309I see Kingdom Hearts was a bust, what happened? Or was it because Spike is annoying? Also, what happened with Sonic Adventure 2?
>>714961316>LeftistsWTF?
Everytime I see people say that, theyre deranged
Its like saying MAGAT
Gross
well here he comes...
sex
wrecks
>>714961326>Youve had a good lifelike I said you have no idea about anything in my personal life and you're making obnoxious assumptions about it to support a point you're trying to make. In no uncertain terms: go fuck yourself.
>>714961327>he doesn't know how to adblocklol
lmao even
holy shit horror block is really scary
>>714961325Nope
You have
They havent
Please keep getting mad because you cant handle the fact that you shit on people that have been through worse than you
>that voice
why, just w h y
>>714961404It's wrecked sex and the unpassables.
DAYUM she is fucking YOLKED
>Name is SECKS
BANNED. I'm shocked they let him enter with that name for how "puritan" they are about everything. Also, TWO biological girls on couch? A shame they're generic ugly fujoshi looking lesbians.
>>714961257This has got to be bait
I'm not falling for it
>>714961404the most accurate description of the night
>>714961479>biological girlsthey're both men
>>714961456Was waiting for this
>literal who game
>tranny starts sperging about poetry
Yeah I'm rating this an N for Not Watching.
>>714961151I warned ya about nepo runs.
I warned ya, bro.
>>714961479>biological girlsanon I have bad news...
>>714961476That estrogen isn't doing SHIT
>>714961427Youre on /v/ crying about someone calling you out like a pansy
Yeah, youve had a good life
You havent had to fight, survive, anything
You got upset by me, someone who showed you that you shit on others that had worse lives
You have two decisions
Keep being a piece of shit
Or care
Its up to you, I dont care about your crying
>>714961520>>714961535Looks like two ugly fujoshi women to me.
Jesus that troon's built like tank.
>>714961530achievable natty?
>>714961308This was the best time of GDQs 10 years ago
>>714961558bro one of them even has a beard
>>714961456Shovda dilator in
This board might be a shithole that you can get banned for fucking "racism" of all things now, but I'm glad I can come into these threads and see at least five people making fun of the trannies on screen whenever a GDQ event is going on.
Go ahead and give this an F for me because trannies and it's clearly an AD for a game that barely sold 20-30 copies.
>trannies
>irrelevant commentary about bullshit no one but their tiny discord group cares about
Name a more iconic duo
>>714961445This has to be bait.
>please keep getting madahh the real reason you're pretending to care about anyone reveals itself, thanks.
>>714961456if that's a she then i'm Kim Jong Un
>>714961551>Yeah, youve had a good life>You havent had to fight, survive, anythingand what you fucking have? Suck my cock.
>>714961632Way to ruin these threads, asshole
I didn't understand any of that conversation, were they talking about athletes?
Yeah I'll go and eat something
give this a Z from me`
>>714961616If you missed that bunny game the other day, you should watch it. It loops around to being side-splitting hilarious due to how absurd it is.
It genuinely feels like they're taking the piss and being satirical they're so insane.
>Queer family
>Published video game journalist
GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN STRIKE ME DOWN
>>714961443>step into elevator>this walks in, blocking your exit>tries to make eye contact with you
>>714961652Me?
They have
You havent
Youre a pansy dude
Keep being a piece of shit I guess, its your choice
See where that gets you
This sex rex guy looks like his head is on upside down
>>714961691What bunny game, I'll go look at it if you give me a name
>>714961696This commentary is fucking incomprehensible
>>714961645I think it's epic. These people have next to no social skills and it really shows with how they talk like they're still in their discord server. Them going on here is like a humiliation ritual. It makes me feel better about myself :3
>>714961326> instead of caringturning mental health problems into fashion statements for internet clout actually hurts people
Constantly lowering the bar for what counts as "trauma" does too you know.
Thanks to behavior like that people associate serious problems like depression with "I was just sad for a while because <sad event>" and not with brain chemicals being fucked up making people miserable even without any cause.
Trauma can be personal, however constantly calling every negative life experience "trauma" or "scar" only results in more people ignoring the term. Sure it gives attention whore a bit more attention and they will feel good about that. But long term it results in more people not getting taken seriously when they talk about proper issues.
>>714961648>ahh the real reason you're pretending to care about anyone reveals itself, thanks.Explain, I want to know your thoughts on that
>>714961723It would be comedy gold if you were one of the four people in their discord server
>>714961726lmao, he saw the couch and walked out?
>>714961703yes retard you. Have you had to "fight" and "suffer" and any of the other shit you're calling me out for not having done despite not even knowing what country I live in? Where the fuck do you get off?
>>714961558We're at a point where a lot of anons can only tell by thinking with their dicks, which has caused them a lot of confusion during stuff like that one souls game run and the eyetoy run.
>Game is so boring they're talking about popcorn and soda
>I'm built differently. Wrong, but differently.
Kek
Consider watching
https://oengus.io/marathon/czskms2025/schedule/czskms2025
https://twitch.tv/czechoslovak_marathon
why do "they" love 2D platformers so much? its always these types of games
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>that leg spread
>woman
>you're just built different
>built wrong
this ugly fat faggot on the couch must be on a quest to be the most annoying person on earth
What the fuck are they talking about
>>714961715Code Bunny. One of the nepo games on the Humble Bundle. About the same quality as this one.
Make a drinking game of it every time you hear a giggle and report back to us.
>tune in
>talking about hot Dr Pepper
Whatโs even happening
>>714961753Yeah it has the cadence of a discord conversation. Also I hate when hosts ask for "hot takes" in donations so they can speak more
>Game looks like mobile shit from 2001
>Look inside
>PC (2023)
What the actual fuck
>>714961790Welcome to GDQ events where 90% of the people are in a contest that aren't aware of to see who can be the most annoying/obnoxious personality at the event.
>i published this game
An actual advert.
>>714961758pretty sure the dude was just having some fun with the completely empty crowd cam but it's a perfect reaction whenever shit happens
>>714961782Indie games and trans go hand n hand.
Faux games imitating real games
Faux women imitating real women
You know they are ZERO effort when they sit like the manliest man that's ever manned
>>714961782Because these games are made by their "community" and shitty 2D indie platformer is all they can manage.
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rating it Z
Oh it's a shill segment. Fuck off
>I published this game, buy it on Humble Bundle
There it is, giving this shit a ZZZ
YOU WOULD DATE HER RIGHT
YOU DONT WANNA BE A BIGOT, DO YOU
I'm a simple man, I see a japanese game, I rate it S. Western games get an F. Simple as.
>>714961817Sounds like you're trying to kill my liver but I'll check it out, thanks bruv
>Shilling
Mark this as an AD, chartanon.
>the runner published the game
>they/them
>full tranny couch
>tranny host
Jesus Christ save us.
BUILT BY SPEEDRUNNERS FOR SPEEDRUNNERS :))
Dave
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They're extra subtle with this run.
>>714961742Yeah I can tell you dont care and want to keep on shitting on people like this
You know doctors, therapists, whoever that actually cares, cares right? A patient comes in "im depressed" and theyll listen and give a shit to hope that person feels better
You just shit on them
Oh so you dont like people that are struggling
Damn
Seems like you view struggle as weakness when its not these peoples fault
Youve had nothing but a good life, and your struggles arent as bad as others but youve never gotten help for your own struggles, so now youre crying like a bitch
Yuck dude
Go see a therapist
>>714961890No and I have sex with other men
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
What are you guys using to block ads on Twitch? AdGuardExtra for ViolentMonkey stopped working for me.
SHE/HER!
LMAO, guy almost visibly gagged after that tranny statement of "getting me going".
>pc
>2020+
>2d
>pixel
>platformer
ALWAYS AN AD
EVERY
SINGLE
GODDAMN
TIME
So it's Ristar but shit
Why all the shit games? They don't even have speedrunning communities
>>714961760What have you been through?
Cant have anyone to love you or something?
>>714961956TTV Lol pro, not a single ad the entire event, enjoy.
>>714961956streamlink and luminous.dev proxy playlist
I'm gonna rate this S and there's nothing you can do to stop me
Anons they game so boring they gotta talk about hot dr.pepper and cooking stuff in hot dr.pepper.
>>714961956TTV LOL PRO did it for me
SOMEONE TURN OFF THAT FUCKING LIGHT
>>714961989nah fag, you've already made enough assumptions about my life, let's talk about yours now
what the fuck are they talking about
>>714961976look at the state of GDQ
the sane, successful people capable of being skilled or entertaining got the fuck out years ago and would probably pay to not be mentioned by them ever again
>I'M GLAD ICE ISN'T HERE
Politics brought up. Great. You just know trannies gotta put that into their personality.
At least it's a short failed let's play this time.
>>714961971hundreds of sales, hundreds!
>>714962063So youre a normie who gets mad at others that have been through worse
>>714962023there is nothing you can do to be worse than 10 seconds of watching this
What's your reason to NOT earn money playing videogames?
>>714962004>>714962017>>714962021>>714962035Doesn't work, I'm getting an ad for Astra and the New Constellation
>>714962004>>714962017I thought TTV Lol Pro was broken or stopped updating, is it good again?
>>714962021what are either of those
just woke up, how was the night runs?
>>714961976This is a charity event 1st buddy, entertainment event 2nd and speedrun event 3rd
>Still talking about food
Yeah, we know that fat bitch on the couch likes to eat. Probably wants a whole pizza for breakfast.
>>714962094and you aren't? You're just a bleeding heart fag who sympathizing with people he's fucking making up?
>>714962089>Steam reviews are the same as salesJesus christ dont be this stupid, everyone
>>714962104It's working. Make sure you go into settings and move the slider to the middle option. I think they get through the lowest one now.
>>714962103Try hitting alt tab
Will this rank worse than Wolfenstein?
>>714962098I have a real job
>>714962096I'm not even watching and I will still give it an S
>>714962140Hes just baiting. Just ignore him
>>714962142retarded NIGGER shut the fuck up if you dont know what someone is talking about
>>714962140I care
You dont
You make the world worse, and still want to cry like a bitch
Youre worthless, get some actual help
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Can this shit end already
What compels that fucking grug monstrousity on the right to become a troon?
>>714962190this nigga reads books
I am really fucking bald and this guy is more bald than me
>>714962198What the fuck?
>>714961916I wasn't the anon you replied to before by the way.
And I actually gave you a serious answer.
> You just shit on them> Oh so you dont like people that are struggling> Damn> Seems like you view struggle as weakness when its not these peoples fault> Youve had nothing but a good life,But apparently you have both trouble with basic reading comprehension and prefer to be an dishonest asshole so you can argue with your made up strawmen.
Enjoy your (you) and keep getting angry at your made up character stories then you stupid waste of bytes.
Not sure why I expected you to actually care about mental health issues.
>>714962190I'm sorry for your loss.
>>714961956https://github.com/pixeltris/TwitchAdSolutions
>>714962201yeah well your caring doesn't change shit
Thank god it's over
Z for AD
More games with less than five people in the leaderboard coming up.
>Runner was a QA and tester for some shitty indie game that nobody bought
Kek
>>714962103yeah im also getting ads with it
maybe its country specific, for me its the weeb mecha game and some mobile plans
im just muting it and switch tabs
>>714962224Attention, some people are starved for it. Do you think he got called beautiful and courageous before people on discord start whispering it in his ears?
Wow, this whole run sucks! End it!
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mirin those arms, whats his routine?
>if you wanna see me speedrun more of it
>too bad, im basically retired (this was a sponsored run and I am no longer obligated to run this shit)
>>714962098i'd lose my unemployment benefits if I did that
>>714962273He published the game. This is like EA's CEO who looks like the Devil running Battlefield or something
>>714962196I know, it's my bad I can tell it's the same Jeet from the last thread who was whining about people making fun of trannies, you can tell
it's him
because
he types
like this
>>714962252What are those people then?
Im knowledgeable, they arent
Keep shitting on people whove faced worse than you though
Thank fuck it was at least short.
>>71496230920 min dilations x3 per day
>>714962103Cheeky little shit.
>>714962149Oh shit it works, thanks. I could've sworn this stopped working at some point, but whatever, glad it works now.
>>714962337Once Evoland starts.
imagine how much it would cost to play a 15 minute game ad for 30,000 people who are at least mildly interested in games
this dude managed it for the cost of a plane ticket
It would be really funny if this shit didn't even get rated
>>714962258Why are you going to kill yourself?
I hope you dont, thatd be very weak and cowardly
Get help dude, genuinely go actually ask for help
is it gonna be just tranny ad runs now
>>714962348That dude has his dick still 100%
I could see the vision. They had a Playdate game earlier, now a Pico-8 game. Except the only things people know the Pico-8 for are Celeste Classic and the FNF demake. The other games basically don't exist.
>>714962372Easy F for me desu
FUCKING GUY IN THE AUDIENCE LEAVE SO I CAN SEE ALL EMPTY CHAIRS STUPID FAGGOT
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the next one may be a little overestimate
>>714962384Ngl itโs not even worth rating a Z
Why does this event get more troonsloppy every year. Every other runner or someone on the couch has she/her, they/them pronouns and a lot of donations shouting out "trans right"
What happened to this event, man
>>714962314Even worse than a sponsorship. He published the game.
>>714961956adguard and vpn to poland for me, havent seen one ad
>>714962425>TransRent free
>>714962425follow the money
>>714962354No problem, buddy. Enjoy your lack of Taco Bell ads, and have a great rest of the event.
>>714962451Z Run was boring, commentary was horrible.
>>714962451F
Even though I like Pico-8, this run had absolutely nothing noteworthy.
>>714962386i hope you get help with your english, you need it
>>714962425It's actually been getting less troony recently.
>>714962425Patient zero was one dude who ran a game years ago that outed his gf as trans on the couch and they were so visibly embarrassed because he did it out of the blue. Ever since then itโs been a slow trickle till the eventual dam break.
>>714962451A firm A
Regretably
>>714962142Reviews number * 30 is the general rule of the thumb for sales numbers on steam for smaller games.
>>714962462We are watching an event that is essentially a circus, there's some thrills(good runs) and chills (troons), it will always be a topic of interest to GDQ, get over it.
>>714962451ZZZ, one of the most abominably shit ad runs I've ever seen
>>714962425This SGDQ is waaaaaaaaay worse than the former GDQ events, it was honestly getting a little bit better, than it spiral out of control in this event, for some reason.
>>714962451Z, all ad runs must burn
>>714962451Z
Is there anything lower? If yes then that.
>>714962451Z. Literally shit game. Didn't even qualify as slop. SMB1 from the 1980's looks and plays better. Played by the publisher himself as an obvious ad. With a hunked out looking gorilla troon on the couch. Just utter vomit
You ever check out what Reddit thinks about a run to see the opposite side of things?
>1 (one) singular individual in the audience
How much money does it cost to rent a hotel ballroom for a week straight? Very good use of money. Guess that's why they're in Minnesota.
>>714962451Zadvertisement
>>714962534Jesus fucking christ
>UHHMM YOU CANT ENGRIISHSHSThe last resort from someone who knows they are wrong
Pathetic
Go slap yourself and put yourself to bed like the child you are
Looks like that will have been the worst rated run of the event.
GUESS WHAT ANON
TROONS ITS TROONS
Guys, be careful with your Zs, lest you dethrone Wolfenstein 2.
>>714962651You have no business running Quake at GDQ if you can't even bunnyhop
another dev running their own game
>>714962707>linux>troonname a more iconic duo
>unmute stream after break
>some dude says he's taking hostages
uhh
>Tranny player, tranny couch, DEV on call
That's gonna be a preemptive ZZZ, familia.
>ANOTHER AD RUN
>ANOTHER DEV ON COMMENTARY
yeehaw
>>714962726>TransRent free
woah both a mtf and a ftm
>ShovelClaws
Yeah gonna be a Z tier run. This faggot has had his "pedo" stache for years and will never probably shave it. Looks fucking stupid. A femboy twink faggot whose 4'11 with a mustache, and even he doesn't know what his gender identity is. It's like being on the fence about transitioning.
I fucking hate ShovelClaw, plus he talks like a little girl.
>she/her
>doesn't even try to sound female
Oh no, that fucking tranny in the couch
It's going to be nothing but "TWANZ WITEZ" this entire run.
I'm out, see you guys in 20 minutes.
>turn on stream
OH HELL NAH
I'm gonna rate this run S too and there's absolutely zero you guys can do to stop me :)
>see he's in a train
>I bet he's gonna clip
>so we can clip through ceilings
oh boy here we go
>she/her
>it/its
>they/them
>another ad run
>>714962538>it's realhttps://youtu.be/8WotPzG2nys?si=iKfgzWU8BFQw25na
geg
>Voice deep af
>Chad chin
Yeah, of course it is a girl
Another beautiful GDQueen
>>714962775you seem to know a lot about that faggot
REEEEEEEEEEE
TRANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AUUUGHHH
REEEEEEEEEEE
TRANNY TRANNY DADFDY HELP ME TRANNY AUUUUGGGHGHHHGGGG
Oh fuck, it's these stupid fucking devs with the square heads. I legitimately despise this studio and their lack talent.
>have stream in background
>normal dude voice
>"ohmaybeitsanormalrun"
>she/her
...
> another one
The jokes really write themselves huh
Is that why some are so desperately trying to push the "/v/ is just obsessed" narrative?
>>714962817I watch GDQ/SGDQ every year. Shovel is usually always on the couch for runs or does a run himself, newfag.
You start to learn who the regulars are after a while of watching.
Holy fuck this game looks like shit. And the runners look even worse.
couch commentary isn't exactly gripping lol, just echoing the runner but poorly
Time to not care about /v/ again since its temper tantrum throwing time
Talk to me when you actually give a shit about the runs
>>714962839>Is that why some are so desperately trying to push the "/v/ is just obsessed" narrative?You're choosing to watch an event where half the people there are trannies.
Is this two ad runs in a row?
>>714962813I cant help but wonder how real women feel like when these monsters try to wear their gender as a form of skin suit. Must feel creepy as fuck, like identity theft in a way.
Grady
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>>714962785Might I suggest a firm SSS, sir?
Perhaps.. a bit more.. if I might be so bold.
Quadrilateral Cowboy will always be hilarious to me, because I distinctly remember it being hyped up by indie game sites for years, and then it comes out and absolutely no one gave a fuck.
i normally wouldnโt shame someone for something they canโt control but i despise shovelclawโs cartoonishly nasally voice
>>714962824You okay there Anon?
>>714962898SSS doesn't exist
At least the dev is actually surprised for once.
>>714962871Okay troon. We are allowed to comment on the runners and couch as well as the run itself.
What a nice palate cleanser after that Resident Evil run. I was enjoying myself too much.
>>714962948REEEEE
TRABNS
REEEEE
TRANNNY REEEEEE
What worthless people you are
You cant stop thinking about trannies
>>714962871I know right. Soulful game and soulful commentary, it's an easy S. These people vote S for their slop without watching so you can too
>>714962958If he didn't look like such a faggot I'd think he was trolling cause trannies tend to hate being called "it" hence the they/them nonsense.
>trannies seething at retards seething at trannies
god I love these threads
retardkino
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>is that GDQ? you always have to refer to them with pronouns?
>you get used to it. i don't even see the pronouns. all i see is troon, AGP, arch user...
>being surprised that the runs while everyone is sleeping are the runs you should sleep through
THEY/THEM is probably the most retarded shit white people have invented in recent memory. Zoomies and millennials can't create like their ancestors, so they had to come up with NEW GENDER.
>>714962872I genuinely thought before that the jokes about that might have been a bit hyperbolic.
I only tune in occasionally and check the thread sometimes even if I don't watch.
>>714962996Thinking? We're looking straight at them on this stream you absolute nonce.
>can't do the clip
>noclips through
good fucking lord
>>714962871the run includes the couch and runner idiot
>>714963045But its 2 PM here.
>>714962925It's a shame really. I like this indie dev. This is game especially is obscure hidden gem. too bad that it is now associated with trannies.
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THEY/THEM
REEEEEEEEE
AUAUUAGGH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714962996>see a dude dressed as a woman>comment>REEE WHY CANT YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM
I have a really annoying laugh but Shovelclaws makes me no longer embarrassed about it
>>714963045I try to sleep in but I can't make it past 7am anymore. 6am most days
>tranny's keyboard falling apart mid-run
What's his keyboard transitioning to?
>chokes on every trick of the run so far
>one time is so bad he has to cheat with noclip
ZZZ tier run already
>>714963045>i'll ignore the horror block cause it isn't inconvenient for me :)
>>714962853That's on you for watching shitty runs
>>714963092I mean yeah you cant lol
You even comment about them
You want to fuck them?
least obvious GCJ/resetera raid ITT right now
>>714963147I'm not gay. I wish I could help them but it's too late, they fell in with the wrong crowd
>>714963175People that celebrate suicide of marginalized groups deserve a bullet through the back of the skull
KEK
this is a really boring concept for an indie game mate, viewfinder hyped me up more than this shit
i drink my dr pepper hot cause fuck ice
t. rans rights
Just woke up, why are all the horror games rated so well???
They usually don't make for good runs. Anything special noteworthy or just an absence of trannies and shitty donations?
Oh my God that faggot fucking laugh.
>>714963253>or just an absence of trannies and shitty donations?it's gdq
this is always the answer
>>714963253>taking this place seriously when they literally cant stop thinking of tranniesJust watch the runs yourself anon
it just occured to me that bullying can be a societal necessity
>>714963227What a disturbing thing to say, stooping to this level, you really need help, genuinely.
>>714963253>why are all the horror games rated so well???
>>714963227the only thing marginalized are all the kids you rape
>>714963303It's like multiple hours. I want a rundown before I commit.
People fail to understand that GDQ is unironically a trans event. You want some cis bullshit with no minimal diversity, go watch that european piece of shit
>>714963256I know its cute right?
>>714961894Anon, I'm getting worried about you. Check in with us.
I'm starting to feel responsible for putting you on this path and Shovel's laugh reminded me of your quest.
>>714963227you need to go back, now.
So the thread has literally been brigaded by autistic troons, I can literally smell their aversion to bathing. Shame that.
>>714963339Republicans rape more children statistically and you saying trans people does shows that you are complicit with republicans being pedos and are an enabler for pedos
Funny too
>were not releasing the epstein filesLOL
>>714963372It's 5AM here and I'm going to bed I ain't watchin' it now man
>>714963437You're an ugly male and always will be LOL
>>714963420>TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY>People come out to shit on youWow I wonder what started this
Maybe if you could handle trannies this wouldnt happen hmmmm
>>714963437Most of the people in that list are defending Democrats. The only people who want that shit released are Republicans, but Trump is clearly one of those people due to how close he was with Epstein.
This game looks like shit.
>indie fps
>fanbase is solely made of troons
what causes this phenomenon?
Good lord, it's still going...
>>714963519All of their games are. As
>>714962925 said, this studio has always had some odd bonus shilling their games, even back with the coal and summer ticket sales on Steam.
>>714963506Actually think about this
So the clintons are most likely in that right?
But with how republicans attack libs at every corner, why WOULDNT they release it?
Like if they had a chance to attack dems, why wouldnt they do it?
The only awnser I can think of is that theres too many republicans on that list to outdo damage done by dems, so much so that republicans now know and they dont want to release it
>>714963501Why are you implying I'm the embodiment of the entire thread? I have no problem with real trans women. I just noticed you autistic guys rolled in here stinking up the place, and commented on it, oh and behaving like mentally ill violent men isn't going to make people stop hating you or seeing you as a woman, just a friendly tip.
>>714963437hebe > LITERAL pedophile abusing toddlers (trannies)
>>714963571>wow this game is so quirky and weird omg it's literally just like me
>>714963335the runs were made of normal people
Wtf is they/them or it/its for
Like I get it, you are crazy and want to be a woman whatever. But why not just normal gender pronouns. They/them/it sounds so selfdehumanizing.
>>714963625People that celebrate suicide of marginalized groups deserve to be shot in the back of the head
And no conservatives fuck wayyyyyy more kids
Conservatives want to lower the age of consent LOL
>>714963625>hebeYou realize this term was coined by yet another liberal jew "sexologist", right?
>>714963571its the current tactic of declaring something as part of their cult and then slowly but surely taking over any space talking about it
replacing current discourse and mods
>>714963625>im one of the good pedophiles Holy fuck lmao just kill yourself my man
>>714963437nice statistics you showed
>>714963696It's ancient Greek for teen girl, Anon
>>714963754Oh please do your own research!
I want you to, that way you can refute me right?
yeah, this is the part where you close the thread and the stream and come back in 12 hours to see if Titanfall 2 is any good
Rate quadrilateral cowboy
mods need to do something about the transphobes infesting these threads
>>714963420Yeah they come here in bursts daily to seethe. Don't worry about it too much.
The funny thing is though: the reactions here make them so angry that they now get angry the moment a trans person is on screen and before anyone here even has time to say anything.
They literally conditioned themselves to get angry because of trans people.
>>714963335just chill, uneventful runs for the most part
>>714963816Z
Unbearable couch
What is the point in dev "commentary" when they provide no insight into the game and barely even react to what they're seeing.
>>714963816F, awful and cheated
>>714963816F
Too many troons.
>>714963816E- i didn't understand what it's even about
>>714963823Transphobes make the ratings of these runs way worse
I dont know what to watch anymore
>>714963816Not even worth a Z
>>714963816zzz
invited a real developer and didn't allow him to talk
>>714963816D-
i actually feel bad for the dev
>>714963691> violent troon wishing for people who dont accept autistic men poorly pretending to be women to be shot in the head and killedThis is very male brain behavior, anon.
>>714963816Z
bad speedgame, bad commentary, was actually an ad
>>714963816ZZZ just to make the tranny in this thread seethe
so let me get this straight
the twitch chat transplant
who types like this
and is probably from India
is still going?
>>714963816Z+
(page 10 worthy)
eh
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>>714963816Z. All ad runs must burn.
>>714963816SSS trans rights!
Stop voting and bake a new thread you FUCKs
>>714963691you dont think a trans can be conservative? its just weird you instantly made this a political issue. very telling.
The troons didn't even say that it's a good game and thanked the dev.
>>714963816D
Extremely mediocre.
>>714963921>Thinking im a troonYou know youll think im on your side and the next second, complete darkness right?
I dont care about your life, you make the world worse
>>714963816ZZZ I dont like ads
>>714963921Troons are known for lashing out in acts of extreme violence, this is because they are mentally ill and in dire need of psychological healthcare
>>714963816Z
Unfun, bad runner and commentator, cheated.
Dev +shill run, ugly trannies.
Anyone gonna make a new fucking thread? What the fuck.
>>714963823Agreed. They need to be given free pass accounts immediately
>>714964017Delete this post. DELETE THIS FUCKING POST!
>>714964015So you're into kids huh, I hope to god that you're already on a watchlist.
Get a job
>900 posts during dead hours
We run this fucking board
>Twitch shows almost FIVE-minute ads
Worse than Youtube in every way. Twitch has always had the worst Ad system on the internet.
>>714964045to think some fags were fighting to see who'd make the thread first just a few years ago
>>714964015Are you implying you're going to murder me? Im not on any side by the way, I'm just observing behavior and commenting on it. I know you dont care about my life, you're a no empathy autistic man, you arent mentally capable of even feeling love. I expect nothing from you but violence
>>714964215Consider blocking ads for your sanity.
>>714964219I prefer it this way. The ritualpost spam seems to have also gone down.
>>714964206NEET hours as evidenced by the degeneracy
>>714963816D
didn't watch but the game is cool, but from reading the thread it doesnt deserve a real score
>>714964278speaking of ritual posting i havent seen the showering is a waste of time guy yet. or maybe im not paying attention
>>714964383Don't summon him in here please, I've been grateful he isn't here