You guys remember when that one xbox executive woman said the xbox one would be "the next watercooler"? What was she on about?

>>715480121 (OP)
I'm gonna fuck that watercooler

>>715480121 (OP)
That is MAYOR watercooler for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_3hG901mqU

>>715480121 (OP)
I want to fill the jug with my semen.

Deltarune?

>>715480440
Well, since it is a game with a watercooler, and this is a thread about watercoolers in gaming, I SUPPOSE we can discuss Deltarune here, alongside other games with watercoolers in it.

Boobie

is kris made to suffer?

>>715480309
The watercooler is the mayor? I suppose that's why it's in the C room

>>715480224
Don't make your cactus sad

>>715480557
Not forever.

>>715480516
You know it really just hit me that watercoolers are so scary because they cool water. Anything involving coldness in Deltarune just seems to be associated with power.

>>715480557
Not around his GF.

why does the water turn pink

>>715480685
>water is constantly used as a metaphor for darkness
>they make darkness cold

>>715480707
It's blushing.

>>715480685
They are the highest level recruit in the chapter after all

>>715480557
kris is made for walkies

>>715480440
Great example of a game with a watercooler, what was your favorite watercooler in this delta game?

>>715480685
there's a light inside your soul
that's still shining in the cold

>>715480121 (OP)
What was even that about? how out of touch are suits that think a gaming console can be something "cool" without games, almost like jannies that seethe about certain games

>>715480121 (OP)
Teardown

>>715480686
She would eat all the fries, box included

>>715480685
It's interesting that the weather duo says the weather is "crystal" and not "snow". Wonder why that is.

>>715480965
Can you flirt with the watercooler in Teardown?

>>715481005
Snow became taboo after the original snowgrave

>>715480685
>Head Hathy is Ice type
>"Though stronger, has fewer friends"
Coldness = Strength = Loneliness
So if loneliness is also strength, then Ralsei the lonely Prince is...

DRIVING IN MY CAR
RIGHT AFTER A BEER

Will Kris be a confirmed sex haver by the end of the game?

SOON

>>715481140
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPPED LIKE A DEER

Just give up and surrender, why fight against janitors always deleting shit?

>>715481073
You can blow it up...or blow it to it.

>>715480121 (OP)

>>715481271
Gerson would laugh at you

>>715481005
Snowflakes are technically crystals. But the shape of the crystals also looks like the Snowgrave and Northernlights ice crystals.

>>715481315
Wish I could flirt with THIS watercooler.

>>715481271
Just give up and surrender, why fight against anons always making new threads?

>Dess!
>Turns out, we just opened up the fountain to a totally new dark world
>THE DEPTHS

>>715481237
>'Monster' and 'search' are pink and yellow respectively
I'm feeling a little schizophrenic

>>715481394

>>715481271
Didn't take you for a green-bellied coward.
You're afraid of making some little vidya threads.

>>715481271

>>715481271
Because we have DETERMINATION!!!

>>715480121 (OP)
People used to gather around the water cooler at work and gossip/Bull shit.

>>715481416
Color symbolism is singlehandedly the most fun thing you can add to your work if you want to drive your audience absolutely insane.

>>715481271
We can't give up, we are filled with DETERMINATION and autism.

>>715481416
FIND
HER

>>715481416
>undertale spare text is yellow by default and can be changed to pink
>if you change it back, the froggit says
>* (I'll ask everyone to look.)

>>715481215
Kris is already an implied sex haver with Dess.

I CAN DRIVE ANYTHING!

>>715481271
Causing problems for jannies is a goal itself.

>jannies can't help themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hpPSowmry4

>>715481631
You are fucking kidding me

>>715481237
>There is no "HIT" but there is a "HIT"
>I don't know if it is a typo in the search, or in the bottom
Jimmy status: Rustled.

>>715481723
I CAN PLAY ANYTHING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rby6_V57F9E

>>715481238
DUI
HOW ABOUT YOU DIE

Watercooler segment felt more Earthbound than anything actually in Earthbound

>>715481828
i misremembered the exact order, you get the frog to change it to white and then ask him to change it back, but everyone threw out their yellow names so they have to look for their pink names instead
but still
yellow and pink and getting everyone to look for something

>>715480686
Love these dipshits

>>715481884
You mean HOT?

>>715481271
im the anon with racism crossed on his monitor meaning i never give up

MODS.
THIS IS A DELTARUNE THREAD.

How soon until the janny catches on and starts mopping every thread with an image or mention of a watercooler?

How will Snowgrave end?

>>715481993
Oh, thank goodness! I was legitimately upset.

>>715482058
The OP says it's about watercoolers in gaming, people are just talking about Deltarune because it's a game with a watercooler.
You can talk about other watercooler games if you want.

>>715482058
dear god

>Healed 1 point
>Healed 1 point
>Healed 1 point
>It's out of water

>>715481723
>ignores kris and goes straight for ralsei

lore accurate jevil

what the fuck do i play. Omori didn't capture me once i realized the bosses are the only enjoyable fights (and the writing is not toby tier)
Please give me something to play to fill this hole. Anything on PC

>>715481271
ROW, ROW you newfag cocksucker.

>>715482058
LA Noire has watercoolers in it, is that also a deltarune?

>>715482127
Depends on what kind of games you like.
I liked Nine Sols.

>>715482127
Specifically like Deltarune?

>SpamTON
>(Ant)TENNA
>METTATON
I need to fucking know if Toby was playing his stupid 5D chess and Spamton and Tenna were in his fever dream too with how fucking connected they are to Mettaton.

why did she do it?

>>715482127
Nine sols

>>715482127
I just played Everhood over the last week or so
Don't play Everhood, it sucks

>>715482058
God dammit
Can somebody point me to the real water cooler thread

>>715482127
Coffin of Andy and Leyley has excellent writing, ignore the incest shitposters who never played the game. It's emotionally deep and "incest" is just a puddle compared to the rest of it.

>>715482238
>Kris got to huff on that furry crotch
Lucky fuck

>>715482065
He did that already
I was about to reply to a watercooler thread earlier and it got sniped immediately

>>715482336

>>715482127
Take your pick

>>715482215
HATE MMO shit so none of that
>Love JRPG with good battle systems
>Love good walking simulators if it's interesting
>Love puzzle games
>Love action RPG's
>Love immersive sim games
>Love horror games

I'm really looking for a game that'll have characters i'll enjoy enough to forget about deltarune for a bit. The writing does not need to be as good but it does need to be enjoyable.

>>715482127
If you play an RPG, you'll compare it to Deltarune for a bit.
Switch genres. White Knuckle, Terraria, Islanders, Freelancer - any nice comfy single player game from a different genre might be exactly what you need.

>>715482127
OFF if you haven't already played it.
It's fun, free, and short.

>>715482065
behold, the next step in my master plan

>>715482364
What does Ralsei smell like

>>715482182
You fuck young boys, Ms. Holiday?

>>715482416
But the remaster comes out next month, I'd rather wait instead.

>>715482127
Monster Girl Quest

>>715480121 (OP)
I dare any of you to name a more pointlessly cruel invention of mankind than the watercooler cone cup.

>>715482394
Actually scratch White Knuckle. It is not comfy at all, but it is certainly engaging.

>>715482452
Like mother like daughter

>>715482501
just put it in the freezer

>>715482501
>the watercooler cone cup
The hell is that? It can't be real. I've never seen this in my entire life.

>>715482461
>remaster
It's bad anon, I'm sorry. It doesn't have the original soundtrack, and the new battle system is terrible.
Play the Forgotten Dreams version if having balanced combat actually matters to you
https://ivynivek.itch.io/off-fd-translation

>>715482435
P"e"zza pebberoni deodorant

>>715482461
The remaster is missing the original music, which is one of the best elements of the game.

>>715482435
mildew

>>715482435
Sour coins

>>715482589
>>715482614
But... It's not out yet.......
How do you KNOW it's going to be shit?

>>715482435
Somewhat-freshly-laundered linens.

>>715482583
>can't even set it down while you eat/work
I hope whoever started this trend gets bullet ants shoved up their urethra

>>715482428
ok that might just work

>>715482058
Proof?

>>715482435
Milk and dry wall

>>715482231
Anything that'll capture a similar vibe of enjoyable characters. Omori was sold to me as the ideal thing since i'm a straight white undertale and deltarune faggot and on paper i should like it, but the fight mechanics are boring. which sucks because the boss fights are a ton of fun. Also forced grinding is retarded and having the secret bosses stand in front of me in every zone is stupid as fuck imo. The writing was also just not great. The segments outside of the dream world made it good but i hated slogging through all that dialogue for it to finally feel good for a few minutes when i interacted with the real world again

>>715482461
Please don't. The original has SOVL. The remake is literally made for money only, and it doesn't have the original music.
The game is to be experienced as it is. RPG Maker 2003, original assets, original music.

Why is the menu experience in this game so fucking painful?

Can't go back to the start screen, can't go to save select, can't have multiple files, can't can't can't.
One you start the fucking game you're locked in and to quit you have to press ESC what the fuck is this retarded fucking menu handling.

>>715482501
Is this supposed to be uncomfortable to limit the time you spend drinking the water to maximize shareholder value by a few cents?

>>715482435
Toothpaste.

>>715482745
Isn't that Spamton

my dog wife Susie

>>715482695
The demo for the first Zone released a while ago, and everyone tore it to shreds. Main things of note
>First mian boss's theme was composed by Toby Fox and is very blatantly a remix of Bonetrousle
>An easter egg involving Dopefish replaces it with the Annoying Dog
>Combat is the same as the original with random gimmicks slapped on top. It is still braindead easy otherwise.
>Widescreen was implemented but they didn't update the graphics to account for this new resolution. See picrel

>>715482461
This is not me, I'm the original requestor and I have enough sense to know not to play souless demakes. Fuck you for pretending to be me and embarrasing me infront of all the anons.

>>715482381
Epic Battle Fantasy's got a bangin' combat system but its story is pretty standard

>>715482778
there's a return to title option in config you blind fuck

>>715482058
Actually this is an Undertale thread

>>715482127
Look Outside

what do Ralsei's feet smell like?

>>715483054
Feet

>>715482890
silly anon, kris is the puppy

>>715482748
Alright, you convinced me, I'll download OFF right now. I was only putting it off because of the remaster.
Witch's House
Yume Nikki
and Black Souls were some of my favorite gaming experiences.

>>715482127
End Roll

>>715483112
Kris would also die if you fed him 20 boxes of chocolates, much like a dog.

FUN FACT:

Did you know that the Chinese don't drink cold water, because they believe that it is unhealthy? Water "coolers" in China are actually water "heaters" that dispense hot water, which the Chinese believe is much healthier for you.

OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK

>>715482127
Well it sucks you don't like Omori. While the writing is not Toby tier obviously, the music is phenomenal.

Definitely play Mother 3 then (You need to play 2 first). I think that will be the closest to Toby's games.

>>715483003
What a fucking hack, reusing assets like that.
From software is better than this. Fuck.

>>715482915
*Widescreen was implemented FOR BATTLES ONLY
the overworld is still 4:3 just with art borders filling the empty space

thinly veiled water fucker thread

>>715483174
COMING

>>715482890
WHY DID TOBY MAKE THEM SO CUTE TOGETHER

>>715483153
Chinese "people" also believe anything that moves can and should be eaten, preferably alive

>>715483174
Unit ready! Unit ready! Unit ready! Unit ready!

>>715483201
Good, we need to sex more mizzles

Chapter 5 will have a conveniently shaped lamp reference
Come back to my post in 2026 and see I was right

>>715483153
This is why the Japs are better.

>>715482952
Not all Remakes are Demakes, RE4 Remake and SH2:Remake were FUN. No, not nearly as impactful as the originals but they were perfectly fine.
People complaining about remakes just can't afford modern hardware to play them, SH2:Remake was gorgeous on my 4090, the fog and ray-traced puddles added to the ambience.
UI being optional and relying on James to physically turn his head and "look" at items instead of having any UI was masterfully done, but you never actually played this game, you only parroted what you read on /v/ instead. Sad.

>>715483003
Undertale had very cute humans. My wives.

>>715483268
somnophilia with mizzles

FUARK

>>715483174
>today's mission

>>715483282
>Chapter 5 explains how Sans knew Frisk's shape to make a lamp of her.

>>715483243

>>715482127
Lisa the Painful is a fun indie rpg. Albeit the subject material is rougher than DT. The battle system is mostly standard, but you have a bunch of different party options for team building
Jimmy and the Pulsating Mass is with another indie rpg, with a few horror segments sprinkled in. Without spoilers, the writing does a good job of displaying tragedy through a child's perspective.

>>715483174
WAIT, WHAT IS HE DOI.... AAAARGH

>>715483243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atL4Sd1BJgQ

>>715481271
Pretty sure rebellion is just in the blood

Nintendo brand Miss Mizzle

>>715483243
>One autist
>One retard
>Both just want the other to be happy
It's the perfect formula for "god I wish that were me"

>>715483183
I loved the music, I got to give them props for that.
I think part of Omori not hitting for me was getting instant super spoiled as I installed the game the other week. Looked up some info about the game to see what version to play and some guy had the main game spoiler as the theme of his DO NOT READ SPOILERS INSIDE guide and that kind of took the wind out of my sails as I instantly was able to see where all the writing and characters were going. This on top of the main combat doing everything in it's power to have you not do anything except spam attack (seriously. WHY. The bosses are so fucking good. This game needs a hard mode that makes it more effecient and rewarding to use emotions on non boss enemies.)

>Mother 3
I've beaten the original mother via earthbound zero on Wii U a decade ago, that was a kino game. I really should play 2 and 3.

>>715481117
>Coldness = Strength = Loneliness
So what you're saying is that ICE-E is the being that stands at the pinnacle of strength.

>>715480625
is he grabbing her tongue?

>>715483593
You call it rebellion, i call it throwing a tantrum.

>>715481215
There's unironically subtext that implies Dess had sex with Kris. Specifically sex and specifically with Kris.

What happens if you don't save Susie from the titan monsters when climbing up the pillar?

Why did Noelle thank you after EQUIP?

I think The 2nd Sanctuary sounds cooler than The 3rd Sanctuary

>>715483686
do you have a loicense for calling things by different names?

>>715483718
You have to or she won't be able to haul you up.

>>715483718
Pretty sure you need to save her so she can throw you to advance

I love Ralsei so much he's so cute I wish he was real!!!

>>715483243
I can't wait for chapter 6 when we have to travel across the lake to find the source of the strange songs

>>715483594
was Ever Oasis even gud

>>715480973
He would eat the innards, she would eat the skin.

>>715483297
Insane assumptions LOL

I've beaten SH 2 on ps2 multiple times it's the greatest horror game ever made, the remake is inferior. The UI element was very well designed but the motion capture is abysmal, the character redesigns are embarrasing and the aesthetic is directly changed. Watch the original cutscenes compared to the remake, you have to be a retard to not think the original is better,

RE2 remake is the superior Resi 2.

>>715483742
I thought for sure the chapter was about to end after 1st sanctuary. Then there was a second sanctuary. Then a THIRD sanctuary.

>>715482527
jesus that nose, kid could snort stuff off the floor standing up

>>715483686
t. britbong soldier

>>715483243
kris... i just wanted to see you smile... why do you turn away from us when you're happy...

>>715483820
There is no across the lake
Outside of Hometown is nothing

>>715483695
>it's another episode of "Retards took a joke and began treating it as an actual theory"

>The boss of the Dark "Sanctuary" has the theme "Guardian"
Toby you fucker.

>>715480121 (OP)
She lives in a bubble where a watercooler is a commodity she uses everywhere, everyday. So it was a roundabout way to say the xbox would be a very widespread thing.

>>715483967
Last time he smiled at the camera everyone thought he stabbed Jockington or something

>>715484004
There is though. If you've been around child abuse then you'd know and I know I'm not the only one. The jokes are one thing, the reality is another.

>>715484074
It's spelled Buble.

>>715483779
>>715483807
Oh ok so it's required. I'm glad you don't sacrifice Susie or leave her behind

>>715483829
Average, i liked it as a mixture of N64-era Zelda gameplay mixed with different weapons and party members and the setting is really charming. But the game is too short and only the seedlings had side quests for them said side quests are fucked up tho and without spoiling the ending, you'll get to understand why Susie hates when people hold off vital info

>>715482428
You absolute madman

>>715483990
Says who?

>>715484112
It's actually bbuble here in australia.

thanks youtube

>>715483695
>>715484108
elaborate

>>715484224
There's no way in hell the game would let you do that
And I don't mean in a "Toby would never let Susie die" way, I mean that the choice wouldn't do fuck all and it'd probably just have her get up anyway

>>715484313
The tall man in my dream

I have a water cooler in my house.

>>715484224
Nope, but you can sacrifice Jackenstein

>>715484079
Kris likes to prank us. Maybe he doesn't hate us after all.

>>715481271
Go sweep it up somewhere else.

>>715481271
Get dunked on sponsors

>>715483619
I can see why getting spoiled would make the experience worse in this case. I played it not long after it came out, and I intentionally avoided anything related to it so I don't get spoiled. It was nice discovering the story as the game progressed, but I replayed it multiple times and I still enjoyed it even though I knew what was going to happen.
The battles are kind of a chore, but honestly I enjoyed them more than in most JRPGs. There were definitely too many of them.

Anyway, Mother 3 is amazing. Nice art, beautiful music (it spams leitmotifs like Toby), and the battle and inventory systems are so much better than Earthbound. It's definitely my favorite Mother game. If you already played Mother 1, Mother 2 will be a great improvement in playability, and then Mother 3 will be an even bigger improvement.

*Gaster blocks the way!

>>715484375
What the fuck is this? Shartyslop?

>>715480121 (OP)
The watercooler in an office is where people have conversations at break. The watering hole where the animals converge. They wanted the Xbone to be that. The ONE place where people meet

>>715484230
i see, i was thinking about playing it but never got around to it. just wanted to know if it's still worth the time after a few years
>you'll get to understand why Susie hates when people hold off vital info
god

>>715482127
Monster girl quest paradox
It will give you enough entretainment until the next update at least

>>715480224

>>715481271
Why surrender when we're winning the battle? We are still having constant 600-700 post threads while janny's sanity is eroded more with each day. Sooner or later he will start seeing signs everywhere and begin deleting innocent threads left and right, and while I don't think this would lead to his removal from moderator team, he may still end up getting institutionalized IRL.

>>715484431
Damn dude your sims game looks weird.

>>715480224
>>715484820
I'm gonna jizzle inside Miss Mizzle.

Watch as that striped bird goner motherfucker is hiding a book written by W.D. Gaster at the very end of the library

>>715485004
Would cumming in a Mizzle turn them white?

https://youtu.be/wccJQh4ivYk?si=PrNUmVkPg2-IsqrN

>>715481215
Kris will ride with me

>>715484375
The fact that so many teenagers have centered their entire identity around fucking wojak memes is both depressing and infuriating.

>>715484767
Paradox writing isnt as good as the original, that should definitely be played first
I'm also like 90% sure it helped inspire Undertale

>>715485069
>last book is about the origin of monsters
>it reveals they were once creature of shadows (darkners) who became able to exist in the world of light after absorbing a human soul

>>715485194
But he’s a guy

How mad would you be if Sans made you babysit Papyrus during the festival?

Deus Ex.

>>715485074
>noelle asks to be behind kris now
Can see that actually happening.

>>715485363
Not mad at all. Say what you will about his brother but I love ol' Pappy unconditionally.

>>715484927
It basically is the sims.

>>715485363
Not very because I'd finally get to see the goober again after Robert's relentless blueballing and it'd probably shut up the secondaries who actually think he can still be the Knight

>>715480121 (OP)
>Watercoolers in gaming
Hylics has them as a stat buffs

>>715482381
soul nomad is basically the entire snowgrave route as a game
youre some random dude with the soul of a demon lord trying to hijack your body to destroy the world. made by the same people who made disgaea if you like that style of writing

>>715485610
papyrus knight is a meme theory anyway

>>715485363
I would be ecstatic.

I do not care for papyrus

>>715485708
I don't much care for you either faggot.

>>715485676
So was Woody but there are always, ALWAYS people who take meme theories unironically

>>715485462

>>715485708
I very much care for you, faggot.

>>715484375
>shartynogs still not realizing they're useful idiots for the feds after all these years

>>715485462
>>715485779

>hug goat
>kiss bird
>rape doe
>impregnate dino
>kill skeleton
>find girl
>save world
Problem?

>>715485074
>>715485493
Positioning it so Noelle is staring at the player is something I can see Toby doing.

>>715484585
I hope we actually do possess Noelle just for more of these memes

>>715485903
You did it anon
Yoh found the one ending