Thread 718756441

>videogame character is considered a fan favorite
>he just “looks cool” and does nothing else
I dont get this logic

>>718756441 (OP)
Still don't understand how he lost to Minch in their dick saber duel

>>718756441 (OP)
It’s more understandable in vidya than movies since a cool boss can do nothing but punch you and still be a good part of the game. You can go way back for that too. Bowser and Donkey Kong were popular because..? Their pixels jumped up and down?
It was all character design and attitude.

>>718756441 (OP)
Do people really like Mail more than Darth Vader?
I don't believe it.

>>718756441 (OP)
He is single-handedly responsible for the entire plot of Star Wars. Had he not killed Qui-Gon, Palpatine wouldn't have been able to manipulate Anakin.

>>718756672
No. Prior to Filoni Wars he shows up, dies, gets a prequel comic and nothing else.

i never noticed how awful these horns look
you would think that they would do a better job than some random cosplayers with the budget they had

>>718756441 (OP)
For video games you really don't need anything more.

>>718756672
Vader's design is garbage. Always has been. And the OG Trilogy did him no favours with the lame ass combat scenes. The extended universe did a lot to turn him into the badass he was meant to be.

>>718756797
Yeah, it's pretty shitty.
But I noticed it only when I was trying to cosplay him.

>>718756992
Pleb take. I bet you think SC 38 reimagined is good.

what's there to understand?

>>718756672
I mean Mail keeps delivering all the stuff I order. What has Darth Vader ever done for me.

>>718756992
Honestly, Star Wars didn't really come into its own until the prequels

>>718756441 (OP)
He had the single best light saber fight in the series too. Probably still does. Pretty important to mention.

Is there any other scene more soiface worthy to a kid than the dual light sabre reveal? It's a close race for sure

FILONI BALONEY

>>718756441 (OP)
>Create a Jedi Twi'lek
>Sexy as fuck, would do untold sexual positions on her
>Gets ruined when they give her a saar accent
There's always fucking somethin that ruins perfection.

>>718756441 (OP)
Darth Maul is the Bobaf fett of the prequels.
>isnt that Jango fett
No because Maul generated more fanboys and sold more merch

>>718756772
What the fuck is Filoni Wars?

>>718756441 (OP)
>he just “looks cool” and does nothing else
That's all it takes.

>>718756441 (OP)
Leftists often don't understand why attractive/cool characters are liked since they're so prone to putting uglies in their games/movies

>thread filled with barely literate posts
What are you doing saars?

>>718756441 (OP)
He has a bunch of appearances in the cartoons and comics.

>>718756992
ESB Vader is kino as fuck

style = substance

>videogame character is considered a fan favorite
>she just “looks sexy” and does nothing else
I dont get this logic

>>718756441 (OP)
>make fucking sick antagonists
>completely aura mogs The Good Guys™
>oh shit oh fuck how do I fix this?
>I know, I'll make them fucking lame and retarded

>>718757912
>I dont get this logic
That's because you've never had a good friend.

>>718756441 (OP)
Maul is unironically one of the best characters in Star Wars and received the ultimate kino ending. You wouldn't understand.

>>718756992
How can a person's taste be so wrong and out of touch?

>>718756441 (OP)
>that time when people were begging for him to get his own game
Never understood why.

>>718757440
>a saar accent
It's FemShep making a French accent, what the fuck are you talking about
https://youtu.be/N6h1GK9XadI?t=79

>>718756797
It’s only noticeable in the HD rereleases.

>>718758001
The best answer

>>718758551
>It's FemShep making a French accent, what the fuck are you talking about
I have really life experience talking to pajeet women. They sound just like Aayla Secura in Clone Wars.

>>718756441 (OP)
Yes!

>>718756672
I don't think it's liking him more, just differently. Vader is menacing, a force you cannot stop, just pure power in a human form.
Maul just looks cool and was the first to fight with a double bladed lightsaber. I still söy hard whenever I rewatch it and this scene comes up.

>>718756441 (OP)
So good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo__6MZIg6U&t=

Thread Anthem: https://youtu.be/vVkUglhoon0

>>718758669
>scenes that makes you shout KINO

>>718756441 (OP)
>shitty character that only braindead fanboys like
That's literally what fan favorite means.

>almost got a game before George sold out to Disney
It’s not fair.
https://youtu.be/oxlOoS4NmIA?si=tfpufLf9cxv-Z160

My manager is nicer to me than she is to everyone else just because she likes how I look. She is always complimenting my physical appearance. Its just how people are op. If they like how someone looks they will just auto like that person.

>>718758669
>>718758720
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

yeah zoomers are pretty retarded for caring so much about darth maul. they just like him because of the design, he's barely a character.
anyway when are they gonna make a boba fett game?

I don't think you understand how amazing it was to my child brain when he pulled out the double-bladed lightsaber.

>>718758887
Tell her she is a fucking sexist cunt.

>>718757440
Made for BWC

>>718758952
Sounds lewd

>>718756441 (OP)
Its the same with boba fett and general grievous, fans tend to like nothing characters who look dope

>>718756441 (OP)
sometimes all a character needs is cool factor to be memorable.

>>718758669
>>718758720
For me it's the short encounter on tatooine.
A literal teaser.

I actually had the Darth Maul costume as a child.

>>718758720
>>718758669
I still remember watching the movie with my dad in cinema. Darth Maul and Podracing were the coolest shit.

>>718759052
Why didn’t they like Captain Phasma?

>>718759312
At least Darth Maul and Boba Fett did and said some cool shit. Phasma was literally the most pathetic loser ever

>>718756441 (OP)
just like in real life tbf

>>718759312
I want to say it's because phasma is "corporate cool" but it isn't like maul and grevious weren't designed explicitly to sell toys either. I guess it's something about the difference between one old guy surrounded by yes men doing what he thinks is cool compared to a faceless corporation doing what they have determined through market researched to be cool

>>718759312
Brienne of fucking Tarth

>>718758946
>when are they gonna make a fett game
???????????

>>718756441 (OP)
Looks cool
Does cool thing
Has cool fight song
Wasn't ruined by garbage writing/given a stupid backstory(yet)

>>718759312
Because women aren't cool

>>718759312
The way they were treated. Phasma was just a big officer, when Maul showed up everyone in the scene was like "Oh shit".

>>718756992
He’s a fucking cyborg space samurai, what’s not to like?

>>718759312
>introduced in a scene that has her feel like the first order equivalent of an assistant manager

>>718759312
Overshadowed by TR-8R.

>>718759052
General grievous could've been cool, but they did him dirty by having him absolutely job at every encounter.

>>718759312
Same reason. It's not enough to "look cool", you also have to BE cool.

>>718759312
>Why didn’t they like Captain Phasma?
Because the sequel films were done with incompetent story telling. It's not like no one liked Captain Phasma, it has everything to do with wasted potential. She could have been the main antagonist for Finn across the films. The foundation was there, but incompetent writers who were planted by the egomaniac Kathleen Kennedy pissed it all away.

>>718759915
>She could have been the main antagonist for a character that shouldn't have existed in the first place
Talk about being a pointless jobber

>>718759635
And not just "oh shit", but as a viewer you fully buy in that him by himself with no cover in a hallway vs 30 trained officers with guns is utterly one sided, for them
How often do you ever get that feeling in modern media, I don't care for zoomer lingo but aura is the only real way to describe it

God, I love Hayden so fucking much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdUm1bP8fV0&t=

>>718756992
>Vader's design is garbage
Get the fuck out of here

>>718759312
She was lame as fuck, just like every character in Disney Wars.

>>718760041
finn's initial story and motivations were one of the few things TFA almost did right. it was just instantly thrown away to make him a jester

>>718760097
I always thought his helmet design looks like a nuns hat

>>718760041
>Talk about being a pointless jobber
What, just like Darth Vader was to Luke Skywalker.

>>718756441 (OP)
character designs matter. sometimes people wish they didn't, but they do

>>718756441 (OP)
will he ever overcome his gambling addiction?

>>718760091
I like Hayden but I'm not watching anything with that filoni fanfic character in it.

>>718760097
>Date Masamune armor
He's a cool boss to fight in Nioh 1.

>>718760253
Darth Vader doesn't job thoughever.
He beat his kid senseless and chopped up his hand.
Only when Luke goes full retard strength is it time to job.

Star wars are retarded
They deserve the disney rape

>>718760306
This.
She's built for clone dick, but I can only tolerate her so much.

>>718756441 (OP)
At least Maul killed a character on screen in a duel. Boba Fett’s only on screen action was getting killed by a blind delirious man flailing around and accidentally setting off his jetpack. Grievous in the actual movie just ran away like a bitch, coughed his lungs out, and was shot in the chest.

>>718760397
>Star wars are

>>718760174
Disney Star Wars is a story for a newer generation, its not for us to judge.
Maybe they will be regarded as good films in a few years when the kids who saw them become older.

>>718756441 (OP)
Designs say a lot about who characters are. They express deeds, tastes, values, and so on.

>>718760326
Phasma only jobs because of bad writing, which is the entire fucking point I made.

>>718760306
Ahsoka is only good in the animated series.

>>718756672
Vader's a politician, maul shows how effective a lone wolf sith can be

>>718756672
Darth Vader came from the planet Vulcan and he threatened to melt my brains.

>>718756441 (OP)
wow those horns are cheap as fuck.

>>718760503
>uuuh things happens because plot
You appear to be retarded.
Your point was comparing phasma to fucking darth vader.
kys.

>>718760557
>Vader's a politician
No he isn't. Darth Vader has always been portrayed as some super soldier.

>>718760613
do not redeem, lucas

>>718760613
It was stylistically designed to be that way.

>>718760212
I thought Finn was the main character until the very end of the movie, god i hate that stupid white bitch so much

>>718760647
>90% of his screen time is him effectively managing an empire
Vader without the empire would be more effective than maul, but vader needs the empire for the tax revenue for palp's pedophile planet

>>718756441 (OP)
HUNK

>>718758012
>Luke my son, did I ever tell you about Ashoka T-
>Ben already told me father

>>718760557
>>718760747
Vader is not a politician in any way, shape, or form. He's never shown writing policy. Can you imagine Vader sitting down and sorting out a national budget? At best, Vader is comparable to a political officer/commissar, or a secret police commander, or a Spanish inquisitor. An extrajudicial ideological executioner who operates beyond politics and the chain of command

Reminder Maul is canonically stronger than literally every other Sith that appeared before him (chronologically) besides Sidious, and Dooku is stronger than that.

>>718760503
>Phasma only appears in the first place because of bad writing
ftfy

>>718760324
I never got around to the Date and Osaka DLC, are they good ?
I just stopped playing when the game expected me to grind through NG+ and ++ before being allowed to the postgame area.

>>718760646
No, my point was that Phasma was a waste because she could have been the main antagonist for Finn's character arc. You dismissed that because in your mind she shouldn't have existed, saying she's a pointless jobber, only for me to counter that with Darth Vader being the main antagonist for Luke Skywalker being a parallel to Captain Phasma being the main antagonist to Finn, because you know, he was established as a fucking storm trooper and she was his senior.

You seem to suffer with read comprehension, resulting in you creating a different chain of events of reality that can be easily debunked by just reading the thread. In short, READ NIGGER READ!

>>718756441 (OP)
>just a big crybaby, LIKE ALL SITHS!!!

>>718761006
I'd be surprised if he can actually sit.

>>718761062
>Reminder that Maul is the 4th strongest Sith, behind Sidious, Vader, and Dooku
...That's literally every Sith in the movies. You just said Maul is the weakest Sith

>>718761006
SS Obergruppenführer

>>718760472
As a teacher, it seems like most kids don’t care about Star Wars. The few ones that do prefer the prequels, Clone Wars, and The Mandalorian.

>>718761006
>Plap's shown as a mastermind manipulator in the prequels
>his apprentice is vader
>Vader's just a dog, he doesn't know what he's doing
He's a begrudging servant of a mastermind and is shown to be way more intelligent than those around him, this is a discredit to his character. Vader wasn't "evil" perse, he believed the empire was the only way, surrounded by it... penetrated by it... ooooh yes

I takes his literal son to convince him that he was wrong, and not even convince him, his son was fully ready to die, he simply chose that he was done with the charade

>>718756992
trvth nvke

>>718761186
Sitting is required to be a dark lord. Manspreading on a throne is a stipulation

>>718760472
>Maybe they will be regarded as good films in a few years
Anon, The Force Awakens was released in 2015.
>when the kids who saw them become older.
I was 14 back then and my opinions hasn't changed since then. Sequels are irredeemable, unoriginal trash. While the prequels had many issues, they were still the creation of George Lucas. His vision may have been flawed, but it was still his idea, not a project created by a commission full of wine aunts, feminists and their simps.

>>718761180
Oh, no one here watched the clone wars

>>718756441 (OP)
Of course. Looks is the most important thing in the world.

>>718761169
>I never got around to the Date and Osaka DLC, are they good ?
Yes, but understand gear effects is essential because he has a couple of living weapon forms with elemental damage that hits like a motherfucker on block.

>>718761178
Au contraire it is you who has no reading comprehension.
You're flip-flopping between hypotheticals and reality.
You've confused yourself. Congratulations.

>>718761257
Guess I got BTFO then.
I always imagined his suit to be uncomfortable as fuck to keep him pissed all day.

I'm sure this was pointed out decades ago, but only recently have I become conscious of how much Clone Wars' Anakin resembles Twilight Princess' Link.

>>718761365
You're unable to read and makes shit up because your hubris gets in the way.

>>718761451
Your arrogance blinds you.

at least maul had a cool fight
boba fett is a literal jobber who does nothing and he's still a fan favorite

>>718759312
Women cannot be badass. It never, ever works. Trying to force it always comes out cringeworthy. And everything in TFA, including her, was an artificial attempt at distilling soul

>>718758669
If you weren't there you'll never understand how cool this scene was to see in theaters. Arguably it's scenes like this that made the prequels persevere in status.

>>718761518
>fan favorite
Is he really?
I for one never saw him as more than a setpiece.
>b-b-but the show!
People are ready to gobble up any starwars content that isn't literal shit.
Could probably have made a series about Yabba and it'd still be popular despite Yabba not being a "fan favorite".

>>718761518
people like fett because of the helmet

>>718760503
>this poorly written character is only poorly written because of bad writing
yeah and water is wet

>>718759312
She didn't have any cool or interesting moments. Her armor is cool but she literally didn't do anything and even got captured right off the bat unlike Maul who whiffed punished Qui-gon

>>718761532
Sure they can. Woke creatures just aren't any good at being or depicting badass women.

Its funny if Maul didnt dick around with Obi-Wan he could have gone home with legs still attached.

>was going to be the main villain of George Lucas's Sequel Trilogy
Based.

>>718761778
Villains falling to hubris is a tale as old as Greece

>>718761671
I remember him being pretty popular in the 90s and 00s. Shadows of the Empire for N64 had Boba Fett in it, and the prequels had his origin story.

>>718761532
I think vidya had the best female antagonists, Hollywood was too kiked to write them well.
Vidya gave us shodan and kreia for instance

>>718756441 (OP)
a.k.a. fett

>>718759312
Wasted Potential The Character. Its comical how much they butchered this character twice.

>>718761775
the Bonnie and Clyde archetype is very underutilized

>>718761813
>darth maul trained a girl
Requires immediate correction.

>>718756441 (OP)
He's such a beloved character, because the actor really played it well. The emoting and general body language is on point: you see that he really got into. Meanwhile other actors played their roles as if they are doing someone a favor -- like picking up their spoiled brat nephew from school or spending time with their mother in law.

>>718761813
I'm still hoping Disney just quietly pretends the sequels never happened.

>>718761518
He looked unique and had a cool jetpack.

>>718761813
>would take ideas from what happened after the Iraq War
>"Okay, you fought the war, you killed everybody, now what ere you going to do?"
Holy KINO
I don't even care about the execution. It's already a way better idea than "somehow Empire and Palpatine returned".

>Boba’s downfall in ROTJ was just plain embarrassing
>still spawned legions of fanboys and Mandalorian autism
How did he do it?

>>718759380
>Fett did and said some cool shit
Literally cannot remember a single Boba Fett line of dialogue and the only scene I remember is where his jetpack malfunctions.

>>718761671
didnt even know they made a show about him
he was extremely popular even in the 90s, probably since the movie but I'm not that old

>>718762124
By looking cool.

>>718762124
good design and intimidating presence

>>718761775
Nope, they can't. Inherently. They can be cute, sexy, devious, scheming, manipulating and display other similar feminine traits. But being badass is inherently masculine and never works for females for this same reason why a man trying to act cute is cringeworthy
>>718761883
>shodan and kreia
They aren't badass. Both are devious schemers, lying and misleading instead, using others to do their bidding

>>718761532
>women can't be badass
Excuse me??

>>718760557
Maul shown how being a lone wolf is ineffective

>>718762490
>fuses her soul with a robot tranny
Not bad ass.

>>718762124
cool helmet can get you far

>>718762403
>Nope, they can't.
Jill, Motoko, Samus, Ellen Ripley...

>>718762490
she's sexo first

>>718762403
Anon, I just posted irrefutable proof. I don't mind doing it again. All you can do is concede or lie.

Did anyone read that Darth maul book where the finale has him getting blasted by the mc and the mc goes to palpatine with the machuffin unaware that he's a sith lord and in the closing his hospital room is entered by maul and the whole cast of good guys gets a bad ending

>>718762145
he has like 3 scenes in total, one where he gets orders from vader and two where he follows vader and says luke is worth more alive and vader just tells him to shut up
he does literally nothing cool

>>718762549
maul getting offed was just fate, quigon was a hippy and wasn't actually in the fight and is just alpha-kenobi. Kenobi killing maul was needed because it was a prequel, but you can obviously see how maul controlled the entire fight

>>718758649
Sounds hot. I love pajeetas....when they're cute.

>>718759915
The waste of Phasma pissed me off to no end.

>>718758669
For me it's the scene where obi wan is mentally preparing right before the plasma doors drop and obi wan rushes in

>>718761190
I’m talking about all of Star Wars media, including video game slop characters like Revan, backstory and novel characters like Bane, etc

>>718762490
>>718762650
>tranime
No you didn't
>>718762615
Ripley goes full cringe in hackjob that was Aliens already, Alien 4 is just unwatchable due to her. In first movie she acts feminine

>>718762672
I was very confused reading a secondhand account of it in the Plagueis book.

>>718759781
My friend really like the animated grievous scene where he 1v4s everybody. I thought him jobbing was okay since he couldn't use the force and it showed more lightsabers doesn't necessarily mean better

>>718756441 (OP)
hell yeah i love insane clown posse

>>718762145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9N4tE8gqIQ
I'm guessing you've only seen the special editions, because Boba Fett's original voice was badass. He was literally space Clint Eastwood. Even had the poncho and spurs

>>718762971
damn they did him dirty

>>718762840
>In first movie she acts feminine
Ripley is literally the result of Sigourney Weaver portraying a male character in the script. There's literally nothing feminine about her, you know-nothing

>>718762971
that's literally all of his lines in the trilogy, 10 seconds total

>>718762403
Anytime I see a grown man on here talking how badass a female fictional character is, I instantly see a little boy who wants mommy. I just can't you take seriously.

Like those husbands who are couch potatoes while their wives cook, clean, and go to work.

>>718763095
he's shy

>>718760212
Conceptually yes, in practice no. Finn was a nothing character, he could've literally just been SOME GUY by the time he was on Notooine. Like his character could've gone two ways,
Coward who only looks out for himself and wants to get as far away as he can but learns about friendship and being bigger than himself.
OR
Stormtrooper who realizes the value of life in his first battle and spends the movie trying to right the evils he was raised up in.
As is he's a terrible marriage of both, like the first time he meets Rey he's totally selfless when it should've probably been the opposite since Rey was painted as kind of an optimist with the belief her parents would come back despite it being obvious they won't and being more capable than Finn in the first place. But he also wants to bolt like a bitch and callously guns down all the troopers he was exactly like a day ago. There's zero reflection on Finn's past, it's just "I'm not a stormtrooper now"

>>718762124
>capable as hell
>sounds menacing
>stands up to Vader
>looks cool
admittedly, his ‘death’ is pretty stupid. surprised that Lucas never added a scene where he crawls out of the pit considering all the retarded shit he added over the years.

>>718759312
>shows up
>gets tossed in a trash can
>shows up again
>falls into a pit
This character had more screen time dying than talking.

>>718762949
>him jobbing was okay since he couldn't use the force and it showed more lightsabers doesn't necessarily mean better
Yeah sure he doesn't have the force, but he's a motherfucking legendary warrior brain cruising around in a state of the art cyborg body that's 7 meters tall.
He's not limited by stupid shit like fleshy limbs that can only turn around their axis in 60 degrees.
All his shit has limitless 360 degrees range of motion and the strength and resilience to do fantastical shit that no jedi could possibly be prepared for.

It was just all around lazy.
Not once does he bust out the break-dancing moves wielding a lightsaber in his foot while cartwheeling all over the place. All we get is the corn-harvester into losing all his fucking hands because it's jobbing-time.

At least show him being an actual threat before you make him job, that's movie-stakes 101.

>>718762840
Anime website tourist, fuck off back to your tranny discord

>>718761532
AHEM

>>718763332
Looks like a vampire. Female vampires are made for punching into a wall and staking in the heart

>>718763102
Your inability to accept a plainly cool character who happens to be female transcends logic. You clearly have some latent homosexuality you haven't come to terms with

>>718762124
Looks cool and he had time to build mystique before he falls into a sandy vagina. Phasma ontop of being kinda forced is punked in the same movie she's introduced as, you can't have your badass "Boba fett type" do nothing but be a middle manager, cowardly, and get thrown in the trash and expect people to think she's cool. What's extra dumb is they could've just used her in this scene.

>>718761775
>>718762490
I am a different anon but take women like Lara Croft, Ellen Ripley or Juri from SF4. All these women are cool HOWEVER they fail to be menacing, frightening and just straight up pressure. Like how Darth Maul or Darth Vader is. I think that final moment of fear is never reached because ultimately the person is a woman at the end of the day. I am trying hard to think of a woman who is cool the way boba Fett is. A silent unrelenting bounty hunter who is set up as the rival to the legendary Han Solo. Ultimately I just can't see it.

>>718762840
>>tranime
Way to out yourself as a tourist. The only place for you here is the back of the bus: >>>/pol/ >>>/b/ >>>/trash/

>>718761532
>Women cannot be bada-ACK

Maul has all the best fights in this franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE1Cv7lM0YA

>>718762949
>>718763317
What could've been.

>>718763571
Okay I thought of one, Miss Ratchet from one flew over the cuckoos nest. Closest I can think of but even then, the design doesn't sell the fear. It's after you get to know her and the juxtaposition of a caretaker with a psycho

>>718763571
I can agree that while women can be cool, in a fun superhero sort of sense, yeah, they really can't be menacing or have an intimidating presence. Like, imagine if Anton Chigurh was portrayed by a woman. It would never work in a million years

>>718763571
Nobody disputes that men are significantly better at being badass and so logically are more often badass and reach greater heights of badassery. Badass women, however, absolutely do exist, and there's no shortage of them if you know where to look.

>>718758493
>>that time when people were begging for him to get his own game
Nah, it wasn't that.
It's that he WAS going to get his own game SEVERAL times.
Brief history:
>Ship BIO3
The original RE3 was intended to be a PSX title about HUNK, with the 4th Survivor and the Ada drama album being a prelude to it, as the G-Virus sample was lost at the Paris meeting point. It would've been about HUNK, on a boat, securing a new sample.
Game was cancelled due to the PS2 and Kamiya opted to fully create a new title (which would become Stylish BIO4 -> DMC).
>Outbreak File #2/#3
HUNK was penned to appear as a playable character in a scenario and his maskless model still exists in the game assets.
>Resident Evil: Revelations
The first trailer for the game depicts a completely different storyline involving a Chris clone, HUNK on a boat (again), and weird Chris vs Jill espionage. Little is known about this.
>Umbrella Corps
HUNK is, essentially, the main character of the single player scenario in this. It's never confirmed to be him, but it's essentially the same guy.

Were he to have gotten his BIO3 appearance, he likely would've been less Boba Fett and more just a regular cast member. The die was pretty much cast the moment he failed to get that game, and now he's reduced to just having off-canon appearances as a meme character, despite the early games giving him a significant amount of characterization (4th Survivor, his Epilogue File, his report in CV).

>>718763487
Wrong.
A female character exist for my pleasure, as such, she should be sexy. Not cool.

>>718762781
KOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH RAHRAHMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>718763605
>bloodshart
There's only one type of kickass female from history and (((they))) are deathly afraid of it

i only watched the prequels because the originals suck big bloated ass

how did maul survive getting cut in half and falling down an endless chute at likely terminal velocity?

the answer is something something force, isn't it?

>>718763752
Of course women can be intimidating under certain realistic scenarios. A nurse scooping my fucking brains out is intimidating, yeah. If I was a baby, I would be scared of some crazy bitch trying to smother me. But we're mainly talking about a fantastical action presence here

>>718763869
>pew pew pew pew

>>718761532
What about Milady de Winter.

>>718763571
>I am trying hard to think of a woman who is cool the way boba Fett is. A silent unrelenting bounty hunter who is set up as the rival to the legendary Han Solo. Ultimately I just can't see it.
I mean shes not fear inducing because shes a protagonist but isn't that just Samus Aran?

>>718763605
Falls more into what >>718756634 said. A entertaining video game character like Maria/Friede/Malenia just needs to be an intimidating presence as a wall for the player to surmount.

>>718759312
No supplemental/side material for her to shine. Boba Fett and General Grievous were weak and useless in the actual films but they had other marketing hype and side content to back them up.

>>718756441 (OP)
you need more?

>>718759312
>"She's SUPER-DUPER loyal!"
>"She's SUPER-DUPER badass!"
>"She's SUPER-DUPER competent!"
>Immediately, with no pushback, lowers the shield-grid for an entire planet-sized, galaxy controlling super-weapon the moment dollar-store rebels threaten her life.

Garbage character from a garbage movie. She's so bad you'd think it was a sneaky way to show how women in leadership/combat positions are a liability.

It's called rule of cool and it's not something you'll understand if you're low-T.

>>718763487
Feminine men like seeing women in masculine roles because they feel like they need protection and guidance like a woman.

It's the truth.

>>718763869
Say what you want about these movies, but do I fucking miss action scenes like this not having a cut every 2 seconds.

>>718763989
>people forgot her most famous part was a woman that rape-stabbed a man with a sword

>>718756441 (OP)
He was the Boba Fett of the prequels.

>>718764031
Women can be good evil characters but that doesn't mean you have to respect them in that role

>>718764031
Masculine men are not disturbed by the existence of cool women in fiction. It's fiction, who gives a fuck?

>>718759312
People liked TR-8R more than Captain Phasma. That's how much of a nothing character she was

>>718764050
>not appreciating modern cinematic techniques

>>718763869
Its funny how horrible the Sequel choreography is. Not because it's bad, it's just so fucking boring. I don't know how you can go from that to what we saw in the sequels

>>718764294
the baby

>>718762124
>cool armor and helmet
>cool jetpack
>"no disintegrations" clues you in that he has a reputation for violence surpassing his peers
>one of his three lines in the series is that he only cares about getting paid
It puts together enough that he's an intimidating badass even if his death was stupid
Compared to Phasma just being the slightly bigger and stronger version of the normal mooks you kill by the hundreds in a video game

>>718764396
Why did we start talking about Pedro Pascal's Mandolorian?

>>718764441
pedro pascal leaves a bad taste in your mouth just looking at him. I don't know how he gets so many parts

>>718764347
Disney Wars has untrained actors and the sabers they use while filming are made of weaker materials so they can’t hit each other too hard.

>>718761062
Why couldn't he use lightning? Or is he just stronger in a more STR sense with no fancy magic? Also what about Anakin if he didn't get cyborged but became a sith naturally

>>718764514
He had a really iconic role in GoT and that was it.
But it was more that anyone they put in that role would've been loved because the writing was so good.

Every role he's had after is a wet fart.

i can't unsee the glue sticking the horns to his face after plinket pointed it out

>>718764050
That's because none of the jewish capitaliggers want to invest in actors and pay to train them to choreograph proper fight scenes or bother directing any. It's for the same reason that the Music Industry converted from Rock to Rap: It's because one random asshole, who only needs to spout throwaway lines, is much cheaper, and easier to control and replace, than a whole lineup of trained musicians with ideas of their own.

>>718763964
I guess it only works if you cover up the damsel with a costume and everyone initially thinks it's a man but the hype drops when we see what's under the suit

>>718764660
nobody noticed on their 480p crt

>>718763917
He drew on the Dark Side to survive, but the depths he had to go to to achieve this, the despair, hatred, fear, and anger were so great that it cost him his sanity, and he devolved into an insane rabid animal, with only a shred of his clarity and personality being held together by the desire for vengeance. He got sucked into a ventilation shaft and dropped in garbage, and then shipped off-world onto a remote garbage planet. He was feeding off of living beasts and trespassers for a decade, until he was discovered by a member of his clan from his home planet during the Clone Wars, who dragged him out of the abyss.

Why was there never an Elite/Privateer like Star Wars game about the Kessel Run and bounty hunting?

>>718763602
>>718763331
tranime was made up to feminize Japanese men and so help in demilitarizing Japan after it's conquest by USA. It's vile and must be destroyed
>Anime website
It isn't anymore. Which is good, because if it was is should be taken away from you anyway
>>718763082
She is weak, scared shirtless, running away and survives due to rng. And then Aliens made her explicitly into a cringeworthy girl boss, emasculated men and made them in bumbling fools, made her risk her life needlessly to show how totally cool she is and culminated into some absurd mech battle which was a cringe overload.
That's not to mention that other girlboss character which was even worse. An absolute turd of a movie.

Men are to be manly
Women are to be feminine
Anything else is abhorrent and doesn't work

>>718764575
Seriously how hard is it to put together a metal tube that can be hit against another tube and not break? They had this same problem all the way back in ANH. Also Liam and Ewan weren't trained swordsman either but they did do a ton of practice for the films.

>>718764589
He was just stronger in a nebulous sense and stronger in the dark side.

>>718765010
>>Anime website
>It isn't anymore. Which is good, because if it was is should be taken away from you anyway
So what you're saying is that you're a subversive tourist trying to infiltrate and conform the culture of the site to your own ideological dogma? Hmm, now where have I heard that before...

>>718756992
>lame ass combat scenes
I know this is probably bait but what is it with zoomerfags preferring style over substance with this shit? Vader’s fights have actual weight behind them because of the stakes and character interactions. Maul isn’t even a character in phantom menace and he kills off another character with no character
He sucks ass in the movies bro

>>718763602
Why does /pol/ get grouped up with the anti anime boards even though /pol/ loves anime and all the /pol/ generals have anime mascots?

>>718763571
My example was the motherfucking major not a shitty dyke running for her life from an alien superpredator
Menacing, frightening and straight up pressure is SHODAN
Boba fett is a jobber who's entirely carried by his cool design

>>718765010
b-b--b-based

however....

>Red Sonya is a gun-slinging warrior woman of Polish-Ukrainian origin with a grudge against the Ottoman sultan. She has the eponymous red hair and a fiery temper to match.

>>718761671
I liked the fact he had a jetpack

>>718764861
there is no chance that Lucas never bullshitted a reason for it, so what was the lore explanation for why this area has a series of giant laser doors that open and close at fixed periodic intervals?

>>718765027
They used metal tubes for the prequels but the sequels used plastic ones so they light up.

>>718765149
>conform the culture of the site to your own ideological dogma?
And? All of this is good when it's done for a correct goal. Just like it's good for my nation when army of my country defeats enemy country and not the reverse. And just like it is good for a predator to kill his prey, while obviously bad for the prey. There is no hypocrisy here.

>"fan favorite"
it's always some dumb character that shouldn't require any backstory or additional scenes to ruin their charm or mystique. then they try to pander by making a whole movie or series for them, and then nobody cares anymore because they're a star character now and not someone who only showed up to do something special/cool.

>>718764050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRl6xESZz2Q

they brought back kino choreography in acolyte though
it's a shame it failed so badly

>>718764949
So he was legless for 10 years without bleeding out?

>>718765443
Why not create your own community, instead of invading and corrupting others? I thought leftists were the ones who couldn't create, only corrupt. I guess both of you retards are lazy then

>>718765634
well to be fair modern anime is unwatchable

>>718762145
To be fair wasn’t he part of the party that captured Han? Thats at least something, it’s just the next movie immediately invalidated it

>>718765403
no running in the hallway

>>718765601
he turns into a mermaid with garbage for legs, he gets better ones later and actually good ones after that again
Sion was a literal corpse held together by the dark side, cut Maul some slack

>>718765601
Lightsabers are hot plasma. That shit gat the same time it cuts.

>>718765521
>choreography
>Star Wars
good fucking lord... it's about SPACE BATTLES AND SPACE TRAVEL with the extra Jedi mysticism for the main character.

Star Wars has never been about lightsaber duels or choreographed fights, those were only in service to the story and the emotions of those fighting.
>b-but Obi Wan vs Vader is cringe...
kys
Obi Wan is old and tired, Vader is cocky and knows he can kill him easily, Obi Wan is simply trying to keep Vader occupied while the rest get away. This is made clear when Luke stops to help Obi Wan and, knowing Luke and everyone will be killed, he sacrifices himself so that Luie has no choice but to flee (and he even tells him to RUN in his mind).

>>718765743
so it sealed his butthole too? did he have to pry it open?

>>718765027
The funny thing is they switched from heavy aluminium/steel rods to carbon fibre/plastic mixture rods for Revenge of the Sith that were just as hard. But apparently all these are too dangerous for modern limp wristed "actors" who are afraid of getting hit or can' lift them.

>>718765010
>blahblahblah
Fuck off tourist, your kind isn't welcome here

>>718756441 (OP)
NOW THEY SAU NOTHING

>>718765010
Look, I really like the low-fantasy stuff of R.E. Howard but he was a mama's boy who killed himself after she died. Furthermore he probably was a closeted homosexual hence his fixation on hyper-masculinity.
So it looks like you two have at least one thing in common and I don't take you for much of an author.

>>718765759
>Star Wars has never been about lightsaber duels or choreographed fights
Bespin duel disagrees

>>718756441 (OP)
Battle of the Fates is 100/10. The entire final duel between Qui Gonn, Obiwan, and Maul is kino too.

>>718765865
>Darth Bonaparte

>>718756441 (OP)
The thumbnail makes it look like he has a giant hat.

>>718763917
The answer is "Jedi don't obsessively cling on to life and let things flow as they may so they are "weaker" in life but after death they manage to keep on going as Force Ghosts. Meanwhile Siths are the oppossite, they have nothing after death so they hold on to life beyond what's normal, using the Dark Side to fuel their bodies to limits beyond human imagination". Vader survived being burnt alive in Mustafar, Maul survived being cut in half, Sion survived being a walking rotting corpse for decades.

>>718765403
iirc they fight in a plasma refinery and the doors are just security. And the blue plasma stuff on Naboo is actually super rare in the galaxy and everyone needs it for shields which also explains why them being under a trade embargo was actually really bad for the galaxy.
Was in one of the books that came out during the time of the movie.

>>718761778
It made sense from a sith lords perspective. Pretty sure the same argument could be applied to palpatine

>>718765926
>he was a homosexual
you're just projecting, feminists think he was a feminist because he included capable women in his stories

>>718765439
Lol why though? It's gonna be CGI'd anyways might as well give them metal ones so they can actually fight.

>>718765759
>Star Wars has never been about lightsaber duels or choreographed fights
so the 12 minutes of duel in ep3 that took months just to prepare and practice was not significant?
i get it bro you are really smart

https://youtu.be/VgS3pt0yMvs?t=1306

>>718756992
>one of the most iconic villains in history actually has a *garbage* design

Lol, worst take I've read on /v/ in weeks. And that's saying something. People will be thinking Dark Vader's helmet is cool way after you and I die, anon.

>>718766216
I will never die

>>718763553
This scene felt weird and kinda anime but not in a good way. Like who TF is this guy. At least give him a different suit so we can make a class out of him

>>718760557
>maul shows how effective a lone wolf sith can be

Cut in half and pitched down a hole by an old guy, wow how based.

>>718765634
Retarded fenceshitter
>Why not create your own community, instead of invading and corrupting others?
This won't achieve anything when the goal is to convert unaligned and maybe even enemies while simultaneously prevent enemy from corrupting your own and not letting them to reinforce themselves by stealing neutrals for their own. Obviously my allies winning is good for me while bad for my enemies and vice versa. If you kill your enemies, you win. If you let others to do so you lose

That's even beyond the fact that I don't need to make "my own community" just to express my opinions on topics on what is supposedly a free speech imageboard. I don't care that truth will make you mald because you development an attachment to a propagand tool designed to erode will of Men

>>718763917
He survived because a writer wanted him to
That’s it
Him surviving is bullshit, but they at least make good use of him, unlike the movie

>>718765791
No he had a colostomy bag, but whatever the darkside equivalent is

>>718765281
I take it you really don't like Ripley....

>>718765403
The entire structure doesn't make any sense. It's clearly inspired by a fusion reactor plant, but it makes no goddamn sense to farm plasma from the planet if you consider Naboo to be of a similar makeup to Earth.

>>718766304
Maul owns every scene he's in and makes the jedi flee before him. He's what fett fans wish fett was

>>718766103
Who is Sion?

>>718766173
Even the BTS-bits are kino.

>>718766179
The last action scene of the entire Saga that George Lucas planned out ending in a huge lightsaber duel between two main characters that directly sets up the original trilogy.

It's not just a random highly choreographed fight because it "looked cool" or "the fans expect an awesome fight," it was because the story called for a climactic battle that determines the future of the entire Galaxy.

>>718765010
Go back to larping the false image of a 50's man on /pol/ you faggot, people like you ruined my country's board culture and turned it into cringe, insipid normgroid garbage.

>>718762857
Oh really? I thought it was a standalone novel, didn't know it got a universe

>>718765521
>acolyte
>kino choreography
Bait used to be believable

>>718766114
>iirc they fight in a plasma refinery and the doors are just security. And the blue plasma stuff on Naboo is actually super rare in the galaxy and everyone needs it for shields

Plasma is a state of matter, it isn't an element. You get plasma when you heat up elements to the point electrons are no longer bound to nucleons (protons/neutrons).

>>718766358
Technically if you could somehow change the gravity in the earth's core you could get the molten iron to release electrons and turn into a plasma

>>718766315
You should invade Reddit next, General

>>718759312
Disney wanted her to be their Boba Fett, but you can't manufacture a Boba Fett, the fans decide that sort of thing. They should have pivoted when they saw the reception around TR-8R, had him survive getting shot, and made him a rival character for Finn who would rise through the ranks. That was their chance at a genuine Boba Fett and they threw it away.

>>718763869
Remove just one unnecessary spin and this fight would be absolutely amazing. Still the best irregardless. Very believable too. Like so much was told through that fight especially when the stakes are upped when maul force pushes obi wan away but this only happens when maul actual starts to retreat. No marvel quips by anyone either.

>>718766385
I love that shit

>>718757585
>Lucas changed his mind
Many such cases. He changed his mind on everything.

>>718757448
And Jango had a bit of character and more than two lines amounting to "Yes, boss."

>>718766405
I don't use that bot infested shitthole and never did. Especially since it's all about USA politics which I don't give a fuck about
>normgroid
Being normal is good. Cringeworthy freaks should be dealt with, especially those who are those too far gone, with mutilated minds and then in turn bodies. Increasing tolerance for more and more abnormal and freaky behavior is explicitly what harms not only mine, but also other nations.

>>718763571
read claymore

>>718765403
He needed to trap the characters and separate Obi-Wan from Qui-Gon, and have them see each other. That's how he came up with it. He did not really have any "lore" explanation in mind - it is a plot device, visual spectacle, dramatic tension, and as for what it actually is in-universe - it is meant to be mysterious. Lucas addressed this in the audio commentary for the film. Lucas does not really think in terms of "lore" - he is a filmmaker, he thinks in terms of visuals, spectacle, story, themes and drama. That's something people need to understand about Star Wars. "Lore" is usually written after the fact by other people in supplementary third party material, and it exists only to satisfy certain autism of certain people, and it doesn't really matter. Actual story is never dictated by the "lore."

>>718766358
I think here it’s fine to kind of hand wave it. You don’t need to be entirely accurate to life with the king of high concept science fiction Star Wars is, you’re allowed to go “yeah it’s uhhhh a cool power plant that uhhhh gets plasma from the core” and leave it at that. Sometimes giving an explanation that’s passable to the layperson is fine

>>718766385
It's kind of nice to see Ewan do so well, most fuckups are Hayden's.

>>718764861
Notice maul pushes him when obi wan gets up in his face. Jedi must be calm, obi wan stepped out of his teachings for just one second and the entire momentum shifted back to maul

>>718760091
I love how he's never been in a single good Star Wars production but keeps showing up.

>>718766631
>Being normal is good
Holy fucking shit go back

>>718766679
But it's entirely probable for people that mastered FTL travel to be able to pull plasma out of the super-heated cores of planets

>>718764262
I really hope that clip is just a fanmade meme

>>718766695
that's on point kek

>>718764676
The real talent was making people actually want to listen to rap. Before you just called it noise and moved on.

>>718766730
Why wouldn't it be?

>>718766158
You make it sound like his homosexuality was a bad thing.
The only sad part is he lived during an era where it was an absolute no-go and he had to compensate by writing about naked, sweaty, muscular men wrestling each other for domination.
The whole thing is just as closeted-gay as the body-building community and I don't use the word "gay" as an insult here.
I just find it sad there are so many young men who still prefer living a lie.
It's ok anon. You will be brave enough for your coming out one day for sure.

>>718766637
One of the few instances of good set/production design in the PT.

>>718766814
you're just a homosexual. You see the same argument by pedophiles looking at greek sculptures of boys and getting hard-ons and trying to convince people the greeks were pedophiles

>>718766553
>what could've been

The best lightsaber moment in the entire franchise is when Luke viciously bashes Vader to the ground, then bashes his lightsaber away, then slices off his arm.

Don't bother arguing, you're wrong.

>>718765759
Millions of kids all over America would have lightsaber duels in public. When Luke inherited his father's lightsaber it's a really touching moment. The lightsaber is a stand in for the medieval sword. To act as if it's completely irrelevant is insane. More people fantasized about what color their saber would be than if they would fly a y or x wing

>>718766812
>lets get rid of all niches and subcultures and assimilate all of society and discourse into a single monolithic watered down lowest common denominator hive mind
Horseshoe theory is true

>>718766917
millions more has actual physical toys of all the characters and vehicles that they played with for a decade or more

>>718761532
Agree. It's like the concept of "cool child": it doesn't work, comes off as comical or forced.

>>718762686
He sees through Han's trick and tracks him to Bespin. He's the reason the second half of Empire happens.
Outsmarting the the protagonists is cooler than doing a sword-oriented dance routine. Sorry guys.

>>718766890
I always thought the original ones were heavy like greatswords and prequel ones more like katana. My kid headcanon was that newer ones were heavier because they had more power and the payoff was worth it.

>>718766368
Kotor 2 villian, basically gets killed repeatedly but refuses to die and holds his body together with pure force of will and lives in constant pain

>>718766890
Its objectively the best. People rag on RotJ but it's still one of my favorite movies of all time.

>>718767027
>Outsmarting the the protagonists is cooler than doing a sword-oriented dance routine.
Wrong.

>>718767060
https://youtu.be/watch?v=auvA9skU4cI

>>718767060
He's also a disgruntled mommy's boy jobber who gets his ass handed to pretty much everyone

>>718766923
This happened to the Finnish board culture and is the reason why nothing funny has come from there since Spurdo. Probably explains also why there are so many Pekka's on 4chan because we didn't guard our own gates enough and our boards were turned into utter shitholes. Don't tolerate this normgroid shit here, post cunny memes and whatever it takes to keep the mongrels out.

>>718767060
Edge kino

>>718766385
>Ewan and Hayden practiced the Mustafar fight so much, when it came time to film it they had to tell them to slow down because the cameras had trouble following them

>>718756672
I don't think most people like him more, it's more they like the saber fights with him, it introduces a lot of new things and the fight choreography is much more "spectacular" in that the duelists are all fully trained combatants, as opposed to the OG fight of a decrepit father and untrained son bashing the shit out of each other in the dark. Both fit well into the narratives they're in, but they're basically incomparable, so Maul gets a lot of love for that. Vader is an imposing, almost mythical figure, whereas Maul is a young fighter in his prime looking to prove himself to his master, almost diametrically opposed characters.
Personally, for the prequels, I much prefer Dooku and wish he'd gotten more duelling screentime. Killer stance and sick hilt.
All that said, Yun best boy.

>>718766637
When I was a kid there was a star was encyclopedia book that would satisfy my autism in the most immense ways. I'd pick it up and would always fountd some new thing. I think pic rel was it but I don't remember. All I know it was massive and had all sorts of obscure stuff and each page had a very well written entry

>>718767136
>People rag on RotJ
For good reason. A lot of it is pretty messy. The prequels are the best thing to ever happen to RotJ's status.

Darth Maul died in TPM

>>718767208
For me it's was the cross-sections of ships books, love the Y-wing.

>>718766748
Bröther... get drunk and watch Taken 3.

>>718767247
The only bad part is when they go to Endor and the movie grinds to a halt.

>>718767262
No man he became a spider cyborg thingy and met his long lost brother and fought palpatine with him and then fought obiwan a few times

>>718767206
>I much prefer Dooku and wish he'd gotten more duelling screentime.
His fights are everything awful about the action in the prequels, though. His gay nightclub battle with Anakin is the worst action scene in Star Wars next to the embarrassing arrest scene in RotS.

>>718757095
>SC 38 reimagined is good.
Kino* ftfy.

>>718767247
RotJ would be a lot better if Harrison Ford was trying even a little bit and Lucas wrote lines that actually makes sense for Han Solo to say.
He spends the entire movie looking stupid and sounding childish, after being a fucking MAN in Empire.

>>718763917
he didnt
did you really wach the movies?

>>718767380
I remember a meme that neeson was incontinent and pissed himself, was that real?

>>718766890
You're right, because that single shot of Luke bashing against Vader like an ape has more emotion and meaning in it than the entirety of the lightsaber battles in the prequel and sequel trilogies

>>718767327
>>718767380
Without sound these are really headache inducing trying to keep track of the continuity.

its still amazing how disney managed to kill one of the most profitable franchises ever
nothing is too big to die

>>718766358
what does this power, the whole universe???

>>718767353
>met his long lost brother
I keep forgetting that guy exists kek

>>718767353
This sounds dumb, but Maul is the most kino part of Clone Wars and Rebels.

>>718767397
The parts where it's just saber on saber are 10/10 though, if they'd actually focused on that, which they should have given the actor is literally trained with bladed weapons and used them to effect in WW2, it would've been utterly iconic. Instead he's wasted on stupid force shit and slapping away a green midget. An utterly disgraceful failure to capitalize on an actor's talents.

>>718761771
I really liked Phasma and thought this could be a really good rival character for Finn, and the FO faggots really needed a heavy hitter other than Kylo. Then she just gets thrown into the garbage duct in the movie she's introduced in. Like wtf, what was the plan here. At least Boba and Django Fett lost to some really dangerous things.

>>718763317
I mean Jedi are fast enough to deflect blasters and do other superhuman feat. I would assume they could beat some dude who never trained in the force. Grievous in the movies starts spinning his lightsabers like a helicopter which makes sense why he'd think that would be effective. A sharp plasma object moving like that would scare most people.
>>718763735
This here is cool but doesn't fit with the character because this implies he was either trained to fight like this or self taught. Who could train him in these acrobatics and self taught... Well his character seems too arrogant and undisciplined for that. Conceptually he's great but the way he goes out makes sense. In order to have an amazing grievous you'd have to rewrite his personality a bit

>>718767525
>tfw you're smarter than rlm

>>718766923
Subcultures are for subhumans. It's in the name
>watered down lowest common denominator hive mind
No? The contrary is true. All should be forced to strive for an ideal
>Horseshoe theory
So called centrist retardation. Yeah no shit that I want my team to win and for others to lose. Lol
>>718766814
You are not making any sense
If you are fat you should in fact strive to eat less
If you are alcoholic, you should in fact strive to stop drinking
If you are addicted to something, you should in fact fight your addiction
If you are turned on by men, you should in fact strive to suppress it
If your mind is mutilated enough for you to feel a need to cut off your dick, you should in fact resist this thought

Repressed faggots being something bad is an utterly nonsensical part of this vile propaganda. They should be applauded for trying to fix themselves, just like a fatty managing to lose weight should applauded for.
>>718767013
It's especially bad when they make women roar and shout. Female units are unbearable in any strategy game, from Total War to Mount and Blade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2f9sVe9RR8
This is particular always stood out for me. I couldn't stand the cringe when I heard her try to act all badass.

>>718764262
>>718767327
>>718767380
Genuinely nauseating, whoever directed this should not be allowed near a film camera ever again.

>>718766890
>Webm
I shit you not, this is like a fighting game professional being owned by a scrub, not because the scrub is better, but because the scrub is mashing like fuck that you can't get a read.

>>718767648
stoklasa is like 150 iq btw

>>718764262
holy shit I've heard about the fence but this is actually ridiculous

>>718767661
He's not celebrating Howard's perceived homosexuality, he's trying to convince people he's relevant as a homosexual by trying to claim famous people were actually gay

it's like the only thing faggots do intellectually

>>718767380
Cuts like this make a film downright unpleasant to watch, its an assault on the eyes. How such editing can make it to the final cut is beyond me. (Assuming this really is from an official release)

>>718767583
Give Christopher Lee a break, he was 80 in AotC and played Saruman in Lotr because the role was just standing still and walking slowly.

>>718767583
He was also like 75, I don't mind that they didn't give him a lot of action scenes so he would look like de Niro in the Irishman.

>>718767621
>Who could train him in these acrobatics and self taught...
He's trained by Dooku and he is/was a legendary warrior that willfully replaced his body with cybernetics for the sole purpose of killing jedi.
>Well his character seems too arrogant and undisciplined for that.
Which is why everyone says he was done dirty by the plot.

If he was on par with his animated self he'd be too powerful and apparently there was just no way to make the plot accommodate some way to beat him without making him look like a loser.

It's all very disappointing.

>>718767349
>Lighting and cinematography are a massive downgrade
>Han and Leia are given no interesting material whatsoever
>Leia being Luke's sister is beyond clunky
>Another Death Star because Lucas couldn't come up with another good space sequence
>Endor in general
>"...from a certain point of view" is an anodyne way of handling a very reasonable lie from Obi-Wan and wastes Guinness
I like RotJ despite all this, but I don't think it's a very good film or a good sequel. It was a perfunctory ending (until it wasn't).

>>718766634
None of those girls are intimidating, the men had more aura. Priscilla was the best antagonist of the series but her deadpan cute face isn't scary. Great series, amazing girls. But nothing like anyone chigue or maul or Vader or any of the countless examples posted it. Isley is more frightening than Priscilla

>>718766525
>invade
Where do you think he's from?

>>718764861
I love that little taunt he does at 0:36 after the crazy dodge.

>>718767738
14 cuts in 7 seconds, it must be some kind of record.

>>718766216
As I 90s kid I literally did not know a single kid who thought Vader was cool. We were all making fun of him and his lame bucket helmet.

>>718763735
Imagine the footjobs

>>718764949
Crazy how long it took for them to bring him back.

>>718767718
>has a photograhpic memory of 7 seasons of a show from the 80's and watches it religiously to find every time there was a camera or light caught mistakenly
yeah

>>718767940
I present to you: Robert Rodriguez. 28 cuts in 28 seconds.

>>718764949
Why didn't the Jedi attempt to search for his body? Why didn't the naboo police or whatever attempt this? This was the first sith in forever right? Why didn't palpatine even try to see if he was alive

>>718756992
Reminder that being this contrarian just makes you looks like a massive retard.

>>718759312
I think Brien of Tarth was more badass than Phasma. At least Brien defeated the hound

>>718766890
The sounds Luke makes after yelling "NEVER" are so fucking unhinged, rabid even.

>>718768121
This looks so amateurish and low budget, is it from a fan film or just an AI clip?

>>718768121
Who is Robert Rodriguez ?

>>718768251
streamslop

>>718765865
I'm glad I saw this

>>718767353
>and fought palpatine with him
first of all that was kino
second it wasn't a fight sidious slaps him around for daring to compete with him and the only reason maul lived was because he begged for mercy and sidious thought that was funny.

>>718765443
>>718766315
Your ideals are lofty, but they are also delicate and arrogant, and you only encourage the hate and scorn of your own allies by spreading your propagandized messages where they don't belong.

This isn't about teams or winning, this is about right and wrong. Putting propaganda in movies, regardless of who's doing it, is wrong. It annoyed the common populace when the other side was doing it, and now it annoys the common populace now that your side is doing it. The people (tm) just want to be left alone.

>>718768072
Lucas got obsessed with Maul somewhere around 2009.
>brings him back in clone wars
>wants a videogame about him
>re-releases Phantom Menace in 3D
>wants to have Maul a main villain in his sequel trilogy
>oh, and give him that half-naked twi'lek as an apprentice, too!

>>718757224
If that was true then the series would have not survive to have prequals.

Never got why Boba Fett has a fanbase.
He did fuck all in OT until the third one, and there the coolest thing he did was use some sort of wire on Luke, before getting his ass kicked.

>>718759380
The largest complaint people had with OC Fett is standing around and getting eaten by a worm.

Fan fiction did some HEAVY liffting for him.

>>718768374
he's a foil for solo and wears cool armor. Vader is a foil for luke/kenobi and wears cool armor. It's not rocket science

>>718765449
Pretty sure its's called a breakout character

>>718768272
The guy who did Spy Kids and had a bunch of solid films ghost-directed by his buddy Quentin Tarantino, like From Dusk Till Dawn and Sin City.

>>718768281
Oh right that exists too

>>718767886
>Another Death Star because Lucas couldn't come up with another good space sequence
That's because the Death Star was originally meant to be in the final movie, but Lucas wasn't confidant that Star Wars was going to produce him a franchise, so brought that idea of his forward.

I'm fine with a second Death Star. It's not as if the empire was going to stop at one of them. Plus, the impact is more meaningful when the rebels find out it's a trap because they all sensed it, but blindly took the risk.

>>718759380
Imagine if Phasma's shiny armor could deflect bullets or something. She'd be the one trooper you couldn't just shoot.
inb4 it actually does that and I forgot

>>718768356
>half-naked twi'lek as an apprentice
What's with George Lucas and twi'lek jailbait apprentices?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkTibALwfNg

>>718766637
Anyone remember that old YouTube video "what if obi wan force ran"?

>>718768493
What do you mean you don't have a subscription to a service that wants to beam horrible directed/edited/written stories with D tier ambiguously brown characters?

>>718767886
>Lighting and cinematography are a massive downgrade
Can you explain how are lighting and cinematography judged? Judging the story or the acting is easy, but those always go over my head.

>>718764262
>>718767380
>>718768121
These are legitimately painful to watch. And I don't mean it figuratively. I mean it actually hurts my eyes in a physical way.

>>718768121
I remember like 15 years ago people would post bollywood webms and they'd feel completely alien.

>>718768543
silly anon, that's reserved for the mandalorian~

>>718768272
Made some kino Antonio Banderas movies.

>>718768374
He looks cool. By taking into account what he has in terms of appearance, paraphernalia and skills you can picture him doing a lot of cool shit. Doesn't matter if his onscreen appearances were lame, in everyone's imagination he does cool shit and that carries him by itself.

>>718768448
Vader is a cool baddie with numerous cool baddie moments.
Boba Fett has nothing beyond his visual.
I'm willing to bet it's down to him being one of the cooler action figures they made based on OT.

>>718763571
That isn't even Fett. He just looks cool and dies.

Major at least looks cool, fights cool, and fucks kids cool.

>>718760557
This is one of the gayest posts I have ever read.

>>718767718
His dishonesty towards Rogue One tells me he's either a lucky idiot or feels the need to keep ragging on Star Wars because that's what got him popular 15 years ago

Why is it that /tv/ adjacent star wars threads seem to be better and more on-topic on average on /v/ than on /tv/?

>>718768597
basically how interesting the various shots are
Bespin alone has the iconic shot of Vader and Luke in the carbonite chamber and they're fucking BLACK

>>718768859
/v/ and /pol/ are filled with redditors while other boards have more dedicated followings

>>718763869
Reminder that the actors had to slow down this duel because the audience haven't seen a real sword fight in their lives

>>718768797
But I'm right? Lucas has an autistic obsession with selling his wider vision of the empire. The entirety of star wars is a tongue in cheek representation of western imperialism. Vader is the "just following orders" Wehrmacht/SS with a tinge of Hitler, insert any other culture's boogeymen and you get the picture

>>718768856
their defense of the obi wan series was almost as embarassing as that production.

>>718766890
>>718768230
That wide tracking shot of them dueling with the dark music playing is the most Star Wars Star Wars moment.

>>718762124
He was still a decently effective side antagonist in Empire so I guess that carried him a long way.

>>718766637
The problem is, they aren't mysterious. They're obviously there because the director wanted to contrive a lull in the fight, then a 1v1 where Qui-Gon dies while Obi-Wan watches. If there was some diagetic explanation for the gates, like an automated voice announcing a decontamination process or something, it could disguise the hand of the author. As it is, the laser gates are just an immersion -breaking slap in the face.

Sadly, Darth Maul's physical actor, Ray Park, got cancelled for posting revenge porn on Instagram. Rumors are, his wife cucked him with the young Boba Fett actor, Daniel Logan. He still posts insane ramblings about his wife on Insta every now and then. His last performance was motion capture for the final season of Clone Wars.

>>718769051
I agree with this post.

>>718769150
>Revenge Porn

Based Ray

>>718756441 (OP)
What are some more movie final bosses like him? I mean a character who isn't actually that involved with the larger plot going on, but is more of an unstoppable threat working for the actual villain. Only one I can think of atm is Mad Dog from The Raid.

It's much more than fighting style. His movement, body, face, his gaze, etc. He's clearly hardcore and going no bullshit full speed, and ther eis an ascetism probably goes throguh intense training. its a badass villain. That and the fact that he just goes at two jedis on PURPOSE at the same time, straigth went looking for them. Much mroe than just looks but again you re not that intelligent so you wouldnt get it. or maybe you re just young so you shoudl refrain from having opinions.

>>718769150
>Rumors are, his wife cucked him with the young Boba Fett actor
many years later, r-right?

>>718769150
>played Rugal in the KOF movie
I don't know which one's wrose, KOF or the DB movie with Shia.

>>718768597
Just compare a shot of the Falcon's cockpit in TESB to one in RotJ, or compare Dagobah across both movies. RotJ is very flat looking.

>>718756672
> Do people really like Maul over Darth Vader?
No, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>718769595
Yep.

>>718769140
The biggest issue with the laser doors is that Quigon and Obi-wan used a super speed dash at the very beginning of the movie.

>>718769753
All they had to do was show Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan being exhausted after using force speed. It would have been a good way of showing why they didn't use it again or ever really.

>>718767397
The part where Anakin puts both lightsabers to his neck and he just looks at him with an open mouth was kino

>>718758669
>Captain Panaka
Always amused me that he went full Uncle Tom and became a Moff in the Empire

>>718768664
>I remember like 15 years ago people would post bollywood webms and they'd feel completely alien.

>>718768037
>As I 90s kid I literally did not know a single kid who thought Vader was cool. We were all making fun of him and his lame bucket helmet.
Stop lying. When I was in middle school, there were girls in my class who wanted to be Darth Vader.

>>718767880
They should've just made obi wan have to work ten times harder to kill him than the cheese he did. Send him out with a bang

>>718767380
this is basically the new steven seagal. some odl clanky chubby dude whose not really good at martial arts so they cope with the camera and editing. its kinda parodic and people have a tenderness for neeson so they like it anyway methinks

>>718767886
You didn't like the jabba plot and how Luke felt dark and mysterious at times?

>>718769021
No you really aren't. Star Wars is incredibly stupid and for babies on so many levels it's unreal but what's unique about it among baby drivel is that it's baby drivel that a seriously large number of people like you take seriously. You misunderstand me anon, I don't think your gay just because you think lone wolves are bad ass and cool (but you are kinda a fag for that), I think you're a fag because you take Star Wars seriously as something that can actually represent anything other than flashy laser battles, cool spaceships and funny alien costumes.

>>718767157
It is. You'll realize it when you learn to appreciate a movie as a story about characters, not just a series of flashing lights.

>>718760557
>Vader's a politician
Vader is a zealot.

>>718757224
Commercially, and artistically.

>>718769963
holy fuck you just made me remember how my cousin borrowed my vader helmet for halloween one time

>>718770080
>Star Wars is incredibly stupid and for babies
Then why are you here?

>>718768374
I enjoyed playing as him in the Lego series. Jetpacks feel really fun to use. Also he has the whole "a human can compete with a Jedi if strong enough". Granted he is a clone of his dad but it doesn't disprove the idea.

>>718769967
You'd think they'd have learned from the Maul-character.
Yeah Maul ultimately dies, but he's an actual threat and is shown as such.
When Maul fights Qui Gon and Obi the stakes are high and you can feel the tension, because you know Maul is a competent opponent.

You feel no such tension with Grievous, because all you've seen so far of him is that he's a total pushover and a coward.
It's also complete with quips and other nu-movie slop.
>hello there

>>718769989
If you're comparing anyone at all to Seagal, it helps a whole lot if the other guy doesn't try to sell himself as anything other than an actor. Neeson said at some point that the main reason he plays in dogshit movies (this was when Taken 2 or 3 was going on) is because he gets a fat paycheck for it.

>>718770080
SW does have a bigger meaning. The stormtroopers are called that for a reason. The Jedi have allusions to Templars etc. Lucas talked about how he tried to personify timeless myths and even read Joseph's Campbell's works on psychology

>>718767661
>Subcultures are for subhumans. It's in the name
>Says the retard posting in a gaming imageboard
So you're just some faggot looking for a soapbox, all to say you want to destroy the very thing you're talking about? No wonder you seethe at "fence sitters".

>>718766890
I did like how the fight just breaks down into barbarism then redeemed by Luke refusing to kill

>>718770292
>It's also complete with quips and other nu-movie slop.
kek, imagine the hangar doors open, they see Maul, and Obi-Wan goes "well that's a problem"

>>718767886
>Another Death Star
Is a good thing. Palpatine using it more to bait the Rebllion than for its raw destructive power is unironically an example of subverting expectations done well.

>>718770292
>You feel no such tension with Grievous, because all you've seen so far of him is that he's a total pushover and a coward.
>It's also complete with quips and other nu-movie slop.
>hello there
To be fair I think that done at least partially because George felt that RotS was dark enough without Grievous being a genuinely menacing character.
Obi-Wan's out of place moments of levity in the film were probably also a deliberate decision by George to ensure that the film wouldn't be all gloom.

>>718771026
>that done
that was* done

>>718770292
George must've been well rested because it's amazing how QUIET the maul scenes were. No stupid quips. Especially in a movie with jar jar and Anakin quipping all day during the pod racer scenes

I do agree ultimately with Grievous' fate. Tragic. The clone wars truly salvaged a bit of him and dooku

>>718767206
Yun is the first time I saw a lightsaber with color other than green, blue and red. Also he's the first "dark jedi" I ever fought in video game not counting Vader in super star wars.

>>718768374
No, the coolest thing he did was outfox Han Solo.
PAY ATTENTION TO THE MOVIES YOU WATCH

>>718771026
>without Grievous being a genuinely menacing character
and then he turned him into a fucking slasher villain the TCW again
what the heck George

>>718766695
I remember seeing one of those celebrity talk shows with him as a guest what must have been over a decade later, the host handed Ewan a lightsaber prop and he started spinning it around and flourishing it like they just finished filming yesterday. That stuff is probably permanently burned into his brain.

Is the disney show worth watching? I think it's clone wars. I had a coworker who was obsessed with the show but it was so ugly that it put me off, but that was when it first came out. Idk what's been going on with it since then.

>>718770292
"Hello there" is a defining character moment for Obi-Wan, as it demonstrates his complete inability to treat serious situations with the gravity they require. He gets away with it more often than not, but it is why he failed Anakin.

>>718770292
Well, you see, Maul was a real Sith Lord. Grievous is like some weird coughing pleb bug in a robot suit, with bad posture, who spins lighsabers around and runs like a cockroach. I think Grievous was a trans allegory by George: arrogant freak with a fragile ego, who mutilated himself in an attempt to become something he's not. YWNBAJ (You Will Never Be A Jedi). Real chad Jedi can only laugh in his face. He is a disgusting abomination, an insult to lightsaber and nature itself.

>>718771281
Clone Wars is great. Yes, it looks like ass but they manage to make it look a bit better as it goes.

>>718756441 (OP)
>Shuts up and gets the job done
>Popular with men

Women should take notes

Crazy how Rebels had Maul final scene be of such good quality and tie up the story between him and Kenobi.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ScD_OUvHR4

>>718768543
Stormtrooper armor does deflect bullets.
Unfortunately, everyone uses laser guns.

>>718768764
It's this. Fett is a small window into a side of the Star Wars we don't otherwise see, and his dialogue with Vader makes you wonder about the hunts he's been on and what he's done to earn his respect. That cool-ass helmet is like a blank canvass on which to imagine and project hard-bitten adventures.

>>718771436
Alright I'll give it a go, admittedly I've seen clips that I thought were pretty amazing but god the art style is hideous. I'm sure I won't really give a shit once I actually get into it.

>>718771436
I remember when the clone wars first came out and I was excited for the premiere only to find the first episode absolutely boring

>>718758720
Can recommend the behind the scenes footage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8kRgzzVSwQ

>>718771392
>I think Grievous was a trans allegory by George
I would usually say meds but that post was pretty funny so I won't.

>Some folks are born made to wave the force
>Ooh, they're more mystical than you
>And when the band plays March to the Emperor
>Ooh, they point the laser cannon at you, Lord

>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I am the senate alone, son
>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I ain't no fortunate clone, no

>Some folks are born lightsaber in hand
>Lord, they can't save themselves, no
>But when Lord Vader come' to the door
>Lord, this station lookin' like a wookie latrine, yeah

>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I am the senate alone, son
>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I ain't no fortunate clone, no

>Yeah, some Jedi inherit star-travelin' lives
>Ooh, they send you planetside to war, Lord
>And when you ask 'em, "How many clones we give?"
>Ooh, they only answer "More, more, more!"

>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I ain't no Republic clone, son
>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I ain't no fortunate clone, clone
>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I ain't no fortunate clone, no no
>It ain't sheev, it ain't sheev
>I ain't no fortunate clone, no no no

>>718771820
the feature-length thing about rescuing that hutt baby? yeah that was absolute ass, thank god they turned it around

>>718771984
wtf this isn't like the simulations at all

>>718768859
A board's topic gets run into the ground with memes, narratives, copypastas, anons with an undying grudge, etc., until all these forces reach equilibrium and ossify, and a thread on any poular subject just elicits a regurgitation of the same mixture of the same posts over and over. When that same subject is made an off topic thread on another board, anons there have a chance at organic discussion without importing all the same old shit.

>>718757440
I want to rape a Twi’lek into a mindbroken stupor.

>>718765443
>friend-enemy dichotomy
Anyone who holds 100% to that is no friend of ours

>>718769753
That too.

>>718762696
Manipulating fate with your own hands is a skill.

>>718763553
I can't remmember a thing phasma did but I sure as hell remmember this random ass trooper who beat the shit out of fin.

>>718772126
It's even better!

Togruta>Twilek

>>718771989
Also found the first episode with Yoda and Rex to be a snoozefest

>>718772493
I was half expecting them to fry ki adi mundi there kek

>>718763869
wasn't this a scene from the menu part of video game?

>>718770080
Your post is incredibly stupid and for...hmm...tweens, I think.

>>718764224
TR-8R is a case study in how to make that sort of reception happen organically instead of trying to force it.
>dramatic entrance, shouts a challenge to the protagonist before throwing away his gun because he wants to beat the shit out of the guy with his cool electric baton thing
>this entrance also establishes solid motivations for his character, i.e. that he's mad as hell at Finn
>willingness to go baton-to-blade against a guy carrying a lightsaber and has just killed someone with it gives the impression that TR-8R has giant brass balls
>underdog energy from being a faceless generic stormtrooper in a franchise where generic faceless stormtroopers exist purely to do nothing and get killed by the protagonists in huge numbers
>actually does beat the shit out of Finn and would have killed him without outside intervention, quickly and suddenly established him as a genuine threat (also helps that Finn isn't a very popular character so people enjoyed seeing him get smashed)
There's a lot packed into that very short scene, while as others have pointed out Captain Phasma spends all of her screentime either standing around doing nothing or getting effortlessly defeated by the main characters two movies in a row.

>>718770536
Trying is not succeeding.
>>718770272
Where did I ever say I don't like laser battles, cool spaceships and funny alien costumes?

>>718772759
>Where did I ever say I don't like laser battles, cool spaceships and funny alien costumes?

You said:
>Star Wars is incredibly stupid and for babies
So I asked:
>Then why are you here?
The question still stands.

Downsides of being a Hutt?

>>718772647
fuck that sounds familiar
I wanna say Battlefront 2 but that part doesn't seem to be in there
https://youtu.be/wD8ePd6kAjc

and my brain wants to say Revenge of the Sith but that wouldn't make sense

>>718773069
filoni did cum to this

>>718773069
Some slaves could take your breath away.

>>718759779
>shows up once
>has a good fight
>dies
he's the real Maul of the sequel trilogy

>>718756441 (OP)
The only important thing in life is aesthetics. People that are beautiful or look cool are always right and good. People that are ugly or look boring are always wrong and evil.

you guys are alright

George Lucas is a cinematic genius.

>>718773097
i meant Phantom Menace
When you put your cursor on the start or load or quit sequence a random scene was playing on background

>>718767621
>ok Grievous I call this one monkey style

>>718770704
When Luke slices off Vader's hand, and he sees that Vader had also had his hand cut off and replaced by a mechanical hand, he finally realizes he's about to replace his father. It's what makes him immediately give it up.

Had Luke simply stabbed Vader and run him through, he probably would've bowed down to Palpatine having realized he lost everything.

>>718773861
umbara arc was fucking wild

>>718773069
Relatives

>>718763869
I haven't watched this since I was a kid but you forget how cool starwars could be, this is exploding with creativity, it's anime levels of insane bullshit and it's fucking live action. It is absolutely unimaginable that a modern, western live action film would even attempt to compete with manga and anime to capture the imagination of a 12 year old boy, let alone outdo it

>>718773975
Not many people know, but the second episode of the arc was directed by Walter Murch, who was the editor on Apocalypse Now, Godfather, THX-1138 and American Graffiti.

Kind of interesting that in this closeup, you can really see how blatantly fake the horns are.

>>718759312
She was so cool in her book!
Just a wild feral mad max type woman who would do anything to survive on the shithole wasteland planet she was born on. A radioactive planet where if you were bit by a bug you'd explode into a cloud of vapor.
When she finally was taken in by the first order it was clear to the reader she would do ANYTHING to survive and had zero actual loyalty to the first order. She just joined because it was that or stay on her hellhole nuclear planet.

Then TLJ happened and she shows up to job again xd
UGH SHE WAS WASTED SO FUCKING BAD FUCK THOSE FAGGOTS AAAAA

>>718773956
>Had Luke simply stabbed Vader and run him through, he probably would've bowed down to Palpatine
explain your retarded logic to me. How in gods fuck does that make sense.

>>718774740
>When you kill your enemies, they win.

>>718773317
Too much clothing if I'm perfectly honest with you senpai

>>718774296
>Apocalypse Now, Godfather, THX-1138 and American Graffiti
One of these is not like the others.

>>718774740
there would've been no pottery

>>718773861
Fuck yeah bomber squadrons.

>>718774740
He would've lost his dad and failed Ben. Just like Anakin lost padme and failed Obi Wan.

>>718772948
Where did I say adults can't enjoy thigns for babies? Marvel comics, Dragonball Z, Star Wars these types of media are for babies and it's completely fine for adults to indulge in them but they should not lie to themselves about what they are consuming. They should not tell themselves that they don't need to consume more challenging art. They should tell themselves that they reason they don't need to consume more challenging art is because Darth Vader and Goku are actually really deep characters if you break down.

>>718773861
Does Odd Ball die in RotS

>what if darth maul....
>but le female!
real original there george

>>718775320
and hed join the guy responsible for it??!!?!?!?

>>718775453
Nah, he lived.

>>718756441 (OP)
Sure when they kill him out of nowhere, not even bothering to justify appearance/mannerisms/intentions or backstory.

>>718768567
He was too based.

>>718775623
Clone wars villains were more quantity than quality

>>718775407
Have you had a brain malfunction or something because you're writing nonsense now? All I am asking is why are you here in a fandom you view as beneath you? There are fandoms I don't like, but I don't waste my life posting drivel in them. I think you need to go home and rethink your life.

>>718776051
We just can't apologize enough to George.

>>718776215
I never said it was beneath me. This entire discussion has been you putting words in my mouth.

>>718776219
Worst part is he's just too old to enjoy his redemption. It's too late to fix anything and he'll probably die with some amount of regret at selling his life's work.

>>718776357
>I never said it was beneath me
You said Star Wars is for babies. Are babies not beneath you?

>>718776605
I also said there's nothing wrong with adults consuming media for babies as long as they don't pretend it's something it isn't but you only read the parts of my posts that you need to in order to make a strawman of me.

>>718774740
>explain your retarded logic to me. How in gods fuck does that make sense.
The emperor is more powerful than Luke. It was a bit of a fluke that Vader decided on a whim to pick up the emperor and cast him into the reactor. It also resulted in Vader dying with the bolts of lighting penetrating his skull.

>>718776701
God you're such a pussy.

>>718776954
I clearly struck a nerve. You need to grow up at some point anon.