Thread 718851079

Games where I can play as a Monk?

>>718851079 (OP)
damn she has a dumptruck... i bet its really stinky haha

LMAO

>>718851079 (OP)
That is a gauy

>>718851079 (OP)
Fake

>>718851079 (OP)
GAHHHHLLYYYYY

>>718851079 (OP)
Why does she hide her face but not her fake ass?

>>718851079 (OP)
the ass was phat

You can be one IRL. You just have to get used to prolonged isolation, silence, and no sex. You probably wouldn't like it.

>>718851337
She uggo

thats a dude in a wig

>>718851357
>You just have to get used to prolonged isolation, silence, and no sex
Already here
>You probably wouldn't like it.
True it sucks, but being married/divorced would be worse

>>718851079 (OP)
>training so hard even a random thot can easily do it

*blocks your path*

Age of wushu/wulin

Staff monk or fist monk?

>>718851264
RIP

>>718851264
>that positioning
bruh how are you gonna angle a ladder as far out as possible on an unweighted platform like that. this fucking got me.

>>718851079 (OP)
fake disgusting whore

>>718851627
he’s brown

>>718851442
poor girl can't even knockout one dude

>>718851079 (OP)
oh great

Karens discovered China

>white women use BBC car spring dildos dildos for pushup training with shaolin monks
Beyond fucking over and started anew, the 32000 year BNWO has already begun.

>>718851668
but enough about your mother

>>718851701
simp harder you pathetic fucking niggerfaggot

>>718851264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7VgXfOXx88

>>718851679
What a vile troll

>>718851357
The results speak volumes after doing it for so long. The drummer for Sleep went to join the Saint Herman of Alaska Monastery for years and came out looking like this. Dude is 53 years old.

>>718851079 (OP)
>American woman with a giant ass goes to china
No one tells her she wont attract anything there unlike america

>>718851079 (OP)
this baggy pants trend is not it

>>718851679
That's kyoto bro

>>718851079 (OP)
shaolin monks are poor kids parents didn't want to raise sent to be beat up and disciplined

>>718851442
This dude’s jaw wasn’t the only thing that was rock hard

>>718851079 (OP)
Kingdom come deliverance (for a lengthy mission)

>>718851442
isn't one of the copes for female athletes that their legs are stronger than men? she is catching this guy right in the chin and it's not even wobbling him.

>>718851801
>WOMEN ARE WHORES, THEY ALWAYS WEAR PANTS TO LOOK MORE SLUTTY
>NO NO NO YOU CAN'T WEAR BAGGY PANTS!

Screw this bait Op. Join real Kung Fu!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f8zb_QKZEo

>>718851079 (OP)
Just do excercise at home and go to china for vacation, theres no need to spend money on that scam. Jesus fuck, white women are fucking retarded

>>718851079 (OP)
even a kids bow shoots faster than that lmao

>>718851819
I know. Now they're polluting China too.

>>718851357
>isolation
>silence
>You probably wouldn't like it.
i get it you're young

>>718851701
I hope she reads this, king.

>>718851679
Based, women deserve no respect.

>>718851679
Shouldn't have become a prostitute.

>>718851679
>dress in a way specifically to stand out and draw attention
>get pissy when it draws attention
nice to see that women are retarded internationally

>>718851079 (OP)
>monks get to beat women as “training”

Where do I sign up?

>>718851679
If this was Korea she'd be arrested on sight. It's illegal to film people like this there. Even when you're vlogging you need to blur faces.

>>718851679
If I was there I'd come to the rescue and curbstomp that hag after telling her to respect other peoples spaces when you're a guest in their country. The asian girl would quickly notice my heroic efforts.

>>718852049
>dress in a way specifically to stand out and draw attention
anon that's literally their traditional garb

it's like going to Dubai and hunting people wearing Ghutrah

>>718851679
can you imagine how many service workers this retarded gremlin has almost driven to murder?

>>718851863
*literally cracks your skull*

>>718851801
90's was 30 years ago, it's time to bring it back

>rage bait
>watching white women do anything

>>718851679
>DON'T DO THIS IN JAPAN
>pans to native at end

>>718851264
lmao wagies are hilarious

>>718851863
It's a drill ontop of probably the guy's fetish she's not trying to KO him. Also no....like maybe relative to upper body strength ratio in that men probably have a closer ratio between leg and arm strengt but men still obviously have stronger legs than women and that'd be a weird flex either way. Like sure you're stronger than me but if I was as strong as you my legs would be even stronger, that doesn't mean anything.
And I've never heard it either, women tend to excel in athletics that require full body dexterity because they naturally have a lower center of gravity which I guess would help pump up those lower body lifts which is why they're better gymnasts and you have tons of low weight wrestling women who do well.
>>718852201
Pretty sure that's a troon. Not even in a "all strong women are troons" way. Like there's pictures of them and a chopped tranny pornstar that have the same exact tattoos. Excellent Glow Up. Proud of him.

>>718852201
I’m surprised the skull chunks didn’t lacerate her thighs

>>718851679
>Watches from a distance
>Doesn't get up in the bitch's face like what she's doing to the geisha
Missed opportunity.

>>718852390
she's a woman and has porn on her onlyfans you tranny obsessed freak

>>718852317
>GoddessofVictoryNikke
>disgusting white karen
uhh no thanks

>>718851679
americans treat the whole world like disneyland and are genuinely shocked when locals don't love them

>>718852475
Source?

>>718851627
It's China, ain't gotta explain shit

World of Warcraft, the legendary MMORPG of course!

>>718852390
>Tavor

>>718851079 (OP)
all that shaolin shit is fake btw

>>718851439
Shaolin Monks have a a version with lower standards to profit from tourism. The stick in the OP is made to break. The monk slams the ground with it to keep it's form.

>>718851776
>came out looking like this. Dude is 53 years old.
He's 53 now. That photo was taken when he was 39

>>718852201
>pre-damaged
>jump cuts to broken skull
Sasuga

>>718851079 (OP)
do they even allow women in those places?

>>718851940
I am 36, but yeah I do suffer from an eternal youth problem.

>>718852986
wow nothing gets past you

>>718852185
or like visiting chicago and seeing someone walking around in authentic pilgrim attire. they would fucking stand out and people would be drawn to look at them and take out their cell phones to take a pic. if she doesn't want attention she should stop being a retard and put on modern clothes, it's that easy.

>>718851264
he must have been german

>>718851357
that sounds horrid
who could live like that?

>>718851256
trannies aint even trying no mo'

>>718853094
It's Kyoto, there's geisha everywhere, it's a job. Your analogy would be more like if someone went around photographing nuns or priests.

>>718853071
problem?

>>718851801
>"baggy" pants
>hugging the girl's ass like spandex

>>718853138
this is how i sleep

shaolin temple is in the middle of fucking nowhere i tried to go but when i was on the train there were so many mutated freaks i decided to go back to the city. they must have nuclear waste dumps in the middle of China or something.

>>718853957
but imagine the three-armed karate anon

>>718851679
>takes a photo with her phone
>goes back to America
>posts it nowhere
what's the point of this?

>>718851079 (OP)
Why would you train with monks, train with people who actually go to war.

>>718851079 (OP)
I cant take women seriously man, i might be an incel but i just know this bitch just does it for the camera, for the attention, to "pretend" shes special and cool and not because shes actually interested in the stuff
Its all fake these days.

>>718851357
>You just have to get used to prolonged isolation, silence, and no sex

>>718854167
women are a meme don't take them seriously

>>718851694
Read what you just typed and you'll understand why you will die alone.

i asked a Chinaman if he likes donnie yen and he said fuck no, jet li is way better. is he right?

>>718854167
Why is it that, for all the flaws women have, /v/ exclusively shit on them for things /v/ itself does all the time?

>>718852185
>traditional garb

The woman is dressed as a geisha and her main duty in any era is entertainer

>>718852201
Looks like it's already broken
lame

Lots of cRPGs offer the Monk class.
Baldurs Gate or Pillars of Eternity Series for example.

>>718852152
>The asian girl would quickly notice my heroic efforts
I don't think you want an AIDS ridden prostitute wife.

>>718854346
Shitting on women is what they do to cling to any trace of masculinity since they spend the rest of their time doing gay shit like gossiping about social media, playing games for teen girls and engaging in cringeworthy erotic roleplaying.

>>718854283
everyone dies alone

>>718851357
>You just have to get used to prolonged isolation, silence, and no sex.
Please, read the room.

>>718853649
That whole immortality thing blurs the line between blessing and curse.

>>718854346
I dont have tiktok, i dont take pictures of everything i do, i just do them
so no, i dont do what they do.

>>718854486
I can save her...

>>718854329
Watch this and draw your own conclusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws8JocOpkvY

>>718854117
I'll never know
When I go places, I just look at shit, don't take pictures of anything at all
I don't care about showing them online that I've been to a place

>>718854373
Yes, entertaining paying clientele, not random gawking foreigners in the street.

>>718851439
mama mia

>>718854632
/v/ attention whores all the time by having meltdowns over popular games like RDR2 and Doom Eternal.

>>718854486
>>718854684
Geisha != oiran

how many monks did she have to blow for that

>>718851079 (OP)
I thought they didn't allow w*men in Shaolin?

>>718854632
Considering like 60% of /v/ is tiktok gossip it doesnt change much.
This place doesnt just act like women, it acts like teen emo girls.
No idea how a man can end up like that.

>>718854936
You can be born in the wrong body and time period

>>718851439
that was 100 wholesome 100

>>718851801
>bbrrrrrrrrpppapapapapapppppfffffffffff

>>718851679
Why are Amerijews like this?

Damn I didn't know Kung Pow was a documentary

>>718851442
How do I get that guy's job?

>>718851679
what the fuck is wrong with karens
how do they develop like this

>>718851863
Its a misconception
Women have way more strength in their legs than their top
Just not as much as men, the same also apply to men btw
Im pretty sure that started because women are incentivized to work their legs > core > arms since working their chest will lead to weird boob shapes

>>718851357
i'm already a digital monk
all of you are actually god and i am communing with you

>>718855347
you know the rule

>>718851079 (OP)
shaolin monks are exactly like women fake and gay

>>718855683
and so do I

>>718852475
>>718852201
WRONG
'valkmommybrynn' is a tranny (chopped) formerly known as 'Brandy Alexander' lmao
Look it up, the tattoos are an exact match and the general look clearly similar.

/v/ - Video Games

>>718852475
Vaginoplasty

>>718855754
i like my monks like i like my women
QUIET

>>718856149
>/anon/ - whiny faggot

>>718854329
Jet li looked fake to me

>>718856165
>xir thinks axe wounds look like real vaginas
Oh no no no...

>>718851079 (OP)
dont monks not allow women in their temples though?

>>718856201
>/718856201/ - Cocksucking addiction

>>718856301
they probably allow it in these tourist temples where tiktokers make their magic

>>718851079 (OP)
chinese are blondes with a huge ass

>>718855683
I wonder how many people nowadays actually don't know the rule.

Can I reach out to a monk temple and move from Europe to there and just dedicate myself to it?

>>718851442
I wish that was me

>>718851079 (OP)
There was some video recently where asian guys living around these places were talking about how the original people/monks were long since dead and LARPers took over the temples and over time people wanted them to be the real deal so they just gradually became that after LARPing so long and developed their own traditions so basically this isnt what the "real" monks would have been doing its all been reinvented. Tho I myself dont know where the truth is, it sounds plausible to me it would play out like this

Checked her vids, found out she has a butterface, figures.

I wonder whether her ass is fake. At least she did a tit job.

>>718856760
Post a pic.

>>718856760
post her face right now so we can kill this not videogames thread

>>718852735
it actually is. ranton has talked a ton about how its basically all bullshit and how none of them even care nor know anything about buddhist and frequently leave on breaks to play video games and fuck prostitutes and shit. its just bullshit that kids get sent to by poor parents to learn kung fu to then go on to become a teacher and teach other kids. a self perpetuating cycle of bullshit that only exists because of western tourism, basically.

>>718851886
huh, that's a nice looking sweep

>>718856760
Post pic anon

>>718856620
>virgin monks probably actually spent their time reading the chinese bible and practicing autofellatio
>a bunch of shirtless chads who just wanted to do kung fu 24/7 turned up and took over their entire place in history
pretty funny desu

>>718856920
I know just gonna get shit on for this but this is why Christianity is set apart from all the worlds other religions because we have texts of first hand witnesses for all the events its really clear whos bullshitting and who isnt if youre literate about it and most practitioners of buddhism, shinto, or hindu, have lots of leeway to make it up as they go along and their holy texts are not even claiming to be first hand eye witnesses. Even they admit this its not something im just saying.

>tiktok attwhore thread
Why is this board suddenly so brown?

>>718854329
Jet Li has been in much more iconic movies in both Hong Kong and the US than Donnie.

>>718851079 (OP)
this is the gayest shit I've ever seen
all the cuts make it obvious the stick was scored
weighted planks are as useless as unweighted planks
the autistic handshake """fighting""" was slow as hell and her bow aim is shit
god I hate women

>>718851357
All these fags getting smug and thinking
>i am already used to all of these tsk tsk
But you fags are not isolated, you communicate with thousands of different people every day online. You do not live in silence, you are drowning in sound from music, anime, and videogames. And sure, no one here has sex, but the monks do not have hours long masturbation sessions while playing modded Skyrim either, you need to do total semen retention.

>>718857093
Da reak fear da strongu

>>718854117
people naturally have a desire to catalog things, but the low iq don't know the difference between things that should be cataloged and things that would be stupid to catalog

>>718851079 (OP)
>Hey ummm do you mind waiting to hit me with that big stick until I setup my phone to film it for my followers???

>>718856301
Only bald tomboy monks that no once can tell is a women are allowed.

>>718853936
where my sleeping position

>>718851679
LMAO

WHAT IS SHE DOING???

LMAO

>>718857121
Asiatic religions are more guidelines than hard rules and the eyewitness testimonies aren't really important past Sidharma Guatama, they also love themes of ephemerality and living in the moment rather than working your fucking tail off your entire life in pursuit of eternal retirement (this is more related to Christian adoption by Europeans and the dangling of Heaven or salvation as a reward than it is the actual Christian texts)

>>718852201
this is a tranny

>>718857220
cope, I love silence

>>718857363
Yeah, she's paying to be there. You thought you were doing a heckin' gotcha but she has to pay to be there or talk to him at all. He's basically a kungfu prostitute.

>>718851679
>oh but the indians are uncivilized and rude and ruining countries!
And you can't even blame on women, there's a white guy filming it too
Let this be a lesson. Everyone can be uncivilized and rude, race or sex has nothing to do with it

>>718857779
but it's 90% of indians while 20% of white people

I wish Jade Empire would get the Virtuos treatment.

>>718851442
*sniff*

>>718857748
No shit she's paying retard that doesn't make it any less retarded that she's filming it

>>718851079 (OP)
>mastering your sexual desire
>as a woman
Good one.

>>718854117
HEY CLEETUS, LOOK AT THIS PIC OF THIS CHINA WOMAN I TOOK WHILE ON VACATION
>posts on her facebook with 23 friends
>pic only gets 4 likes

>>718858169
>gets epicly btfo
>y-yeah n-n-n-n-n-n-no shit!

>>718851679
Oh yea they closed this district to tourist due to this.

>>718851079 (OP)
What a fat fucking ass.

>>718857207
>the autistic handshake """fighting""" was slow as hell
It's basically just a fancier looking game of patty cake.

>>718859837
Apparently freefall is really bad for your back but that's the only way I can sleep. And yes I do have back pain problems.

>>718860084
what if you free fall but you fell backwards like pit in the subspace emissary intro

>>718851079 (OP)
>look up her instagram
>first comment is a jeet perving on her

>>718851079 (OP)
Nice ass.

>>718860536
Jeets harassing women will continue until morale improves

>>718860084
I can only sleep in either fetal postion or on my stomach. haven't had any issues yet aside from sleeping on my side changing the shape of my nose permanently

Games where I can play as a christian monk?

>>718855623
hey it's me god go burn shit

>>718860536
You’re looking up her social media to masturbate to as well bro

>>718860837
Could I play some vidya first?

>>718851357
Are shaolin monks allowed to shaolinpost on /v/?

>>718853936
For me it's the Hale Hortler

>>718860878
I was curious if her face was gross since it wasn't shown, she's just a generic bogged bong

>>718851679
Kek we used to have asian tourists here that are exactly the same where they'll sneak into people's gardens just to see people living their lives from up close. Crazy how some people treat a different country like it's a themepark.

>>718853936
>no sagat
trash info

Jesus, that's a nice PAWG right there

>>718854167
Even better when you know they are the ones posting them here, or some simps trying to increase their views or because they are "in love" with her.

>>718858169
>that doesn't make it any less retarded that she's filming it
yes?
she's paying him to do that shit.
she's filming it to get views on tiktok or whatever
he's waiting because the person who's playing told you to wait 3 seconds
what would you suggest instead? him assaulting her from behind with a shitty wooden board when he feels like it?

>>718858647
I'm not surprised. Meiwaku haishin has become a serious issue now.

>>718861263
It's shocking when foreigners do it, but it's absolutely fucking baffling when people from your own country do it because they didn't see a fence or barrier, even though it's clearly someone's property. Yes, this has happened to me.

>>718852390
that ass shape is 100% male
>t. chaser

>>718851920
kek

I've been fapping to a troon this whole time?

>>718851679
that's a yid

>>718862610
That's chaos right there.

>>718851079 (OP)
now try doing that with a stick that isn't designed to break and see how well you hold up.

>>718856620
According to wiki
>The original Shaolin Temple was burned to the ground in 1928 by Shi Yousan, a renegade nationalist warlord.[44] The monks were either killed or deported. The ground lay more or less abandoned, and under CCP chairman Mao Zedong's Cultural Revolution, it suffered additional damage. However, in 1982, six years after Mao's death in 1976, the Law on the Protection of Cultural Heritage of the People's Republic of China was passed.[45

>>718862774
Kek.

>>718858494
>>718861743
The point isn't that the chink is getting paid you fat autist, it's that this dumb bitch is filming herself doing this stuff in the first place. Same as every other TikTok video, the idea of these morons setting up the camera beforehand in the "day in the life" videos is retarded in itself. You're a fat retard who completely missed the point

>>718861743
>yes?
>she's paying him to do that shit.
>she's filming it to get views on tiktok or whatever
yes I think that was anons point dumbass go simp for mid bitches elsewhere

>>718851079 (OP)
Morroшind

>>718862610
>>718862723
Kek

>>718851679
>karen walking with swag as if she just caught a rare pokemon
People really do not care about others anymore. Covid especially speedran this.

>>718856620
Sauce?

>>718862981
So it was all but abandoned for 50 odd years, the original monks purged and declared persona non grata by Mao's administration? Yeah, I'd be amazed if any of the new guys had anything left from the originals.

>a bunch of ugly wastes who only play nintendo obsessing over a literal troons 'tiktoks'
this board is pathetic

>>718851357
>prolonged isolation, silence, and no sex
i spent a year with very minimal human contact (at max i talk to the cashier downstairs and all i say is how much). I forgot so many words in my language (i still can't hold a conversation because i can't find the words to express myself but i know what to say in english in my head), my throat hurt when i spoke after that year. To this day people tell me to raise my voice constantly because i speak so quietly (now i give up if people to hear me from the first time and it happens way too often). As for sex i don't care for it. Overall if i had the means i would do it again in a heartbeat. Genuinely the best year of my life.

>>718851079 (OP)
where can i sign up to be the monk that batters her belly?

>>718851357
Not all monks are hermits, you spend a lot of time with other monks at the very least

>>718851357
>You just have to get used to prolonged isolation, silence, and no sex

Sounds like most on this board will fit in quite well.

>>718864464
>Overall if i had the means i would do it again in a heartbeat. Genuinely the best year of my life.

Do what again?

>>718851679
>go to UK
>the guys with the big funny hats dont mind if you take photos

>go to the zoo
>the animals dont mind if you take photos

>go to japan
>NOOOOOOO EVEN THOUGH I DRESS UP FUNNY YOU CANNOT TAKE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>718851801
no I love it
freaking hate tight yoga pants and shit, they're the push up bras of trousers
meanwhile if an ass look nice in baggy pants, then it's a nice ass for sure

>>718865213
become a hermit. It was during the coof and i lived alone. My parents sent me like 200 bucks every month and i made it work (i only spent money on cigarettes and food was pretty cheap since i ate in a nearby college cafeteria)

>>718851079 (OP)
Fuck, that's lame. Stupid whites literally pay real money for this crap...

>>718851442
What in god's name has happened to men...

>>718857220
>but the monks do not have hours long masturbation sessions while playing modded Skyrim either
Well yeah, there are thousands of little boys to use instead.

>>718851357
>I have been monkmaxxing all this time

>>718852475
>anon gets unironically LONDON'd by a tranny that got decent surgery
Anon... i dont know what to say to you just now that im here for you during these trying times

>>718851079 (OP)
What the fuck is going on with her waist to hip ratio?
Is she wearing one of those crazy girdles?

>>718856235
>Man who has never seen a vagina is an expert on what a real vagina looks like
I'm sure this is just a big coincidence though.

>>718851357
I would love to be a monk and devote myself to religion, just not a kike religion.

This thread needs some pure fucking strikes

>>718860671
>>718859837

Try without a pillow.

>>718856620
I have yellow fever but asian women acting like niggers is curing me

>>718870169
what is this style of slapping people with your fingers?

>>718871097
knowing that specific wrestler has a tendency to finger his butthole it's more effective than a closed fist

>>718851079 (OP)
This is why I always think Monk should be a tank class.
And not in the gay way WoW did it where it's a "brewmaster" that generates threat by throwing barrels of beer at the enemies, and mitigates damage by heavily drinking.

holy fake social media bullshit. i hate normies so much

>>718851357
I can sense thirdie monkys & mutt's seething even before opening the replies

>>718875819
>normies
hah

>>718851357
>prolonged isolation, silence, and no sex
They're just like me....

>>718852475
Based ally.

>>718851079 (OP)
Can you really just go and train with the monks as a rando? I'd do it, desu

>>718851357
Bro, this is 4chan. That describes everyone here except we have the internet.

>>718852089
and people say Korean women get harassed, it's not, they're the most hellish thots ever existed of mankind history

>>718856568
A grim sign of our times. We're halfway through being able to claim our own tourist customs with that movie, just like Shaolin.

>>718870727
Thank you, ancient one

>>718851079 (OP)
>Games where I can play as a Monk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkoA2iC7LCU

Nice video games thread you fucking niggers

>>718851079 (OP)
Diablo III and Immortal

>>718852201
>>718852390
Clearly a woman, men do not have large asses, wide hips and thick thighs like that. if you think men can have that you are actually suffering from the same delusions as troons

>>718869774
Those aren't the same tatoos, you mongoloid, GOD, they don't even have the same coloring, or quality.

>>718882290
it was done over because she's a skank

>>718882648
>don't even try to remove the tattoo
>just makes it look like it was made by a drunkard instead
That is...An strategy, that is for sure.

>>718882712
Ok you might be into something

>>718852550
Dumb euro, I guarantee you that woman is one of your ilk. Americans traveling outside of the continent are very respectful and polite. Europeans on the other hand, who are more used to international travel, are often boorish and rude as tourists.

>>718851079 (OP)
Bunch of parlor tricks and gay dancing, literally zero fighting application

>>718851079 (OP)
I want a Canticle for Leibowitz game.

>>718851679
That's a Charo not a Karen. I know the phenotype too well.

>>718851679
They deserve this for Pearl Harbor
White Anglo Saxon allies defeated Japan in WW2 they are a conquered nation we can do with them as we please

>>718855909
A full commitment is what i'm thinkin' of

>>718869861
You're probably better off starting your own.

>>718860084
Same but i don't have backpain yet. If i try to sleep on my back i keep waking up.

>>718851357
>You probably wouldn't like it.