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-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
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Noelle is a shit character anyone who disagrees is wrong and a double nigger
THE FINAL BOSS OF DELTARUNE
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he looks like he fucks human men
Is there actually a single healthy hetero relationship between both games?
Catti's parents and...?
I honestly really like what they did with Susie and how she grew in chapter 3 and 4. they seemed to be her chapters if anything.
its so incredibly easy to fuck up the "bully turned friend" trope that from my memory Susie might be the only time it was done in a way that i care about, or at least believable way. most of the time its either 1)"im mean for 5 minutes but after a single talk we are best friends forever and im now a normal dude" or the other way of 2)"im an asshole bully forever but for some reason i also go along with you fucks", no middle ground.
Susie had growth, she found friends, a mentor and a love interest all in the span of just the first half the story. i like how she acts in ch3+4 too. shes the the brash, abrasive girl but she clearly found deep care and trust for her new friends and in general she is trying to evolve past the edgy punching girl. i like that she acts around Kris like a loyal dude homie friend.
i will not lie i did have my doubts with her character during chapter 1 and 2. that she might have her little moments but ultimately she'll just be a stereotype of the second example i gave.
but now she is genuinely my favorite character.
>Susie love.
>>528021602SS was a Gaster follower all along
>>528021763Dads missing an arm and both his kids are fat faggots so no. Failed het relationship and ended bloodline
>>528021809I think the ramp from mean girl to cool girl in chapter 2 could've been better but she is absolutely stellar in 3 and 4
Same thing with Ralsei, he jumped up like 10 spaces on my Faves Chart now that I actually know what his deal is and it's crazy
Toby Radiation Fox. Such an interesting fellow
>>528021763It's a good way to filter out homophobes
>>528021809susie has her moments in 3, but 3 is 100% kris' chapter. a ton of insights into kris from that one.
i also like her a ton in ch3 and ch4 - the only one i kind of don't like her in is 2. i still kinda feel like she went too fast there.
>>528021876KILL SUSIE. KILL SUSIE. KILL SUSIE.
>>528021993I wonder what I would've thought about this image if I didn't play the chapter, I wonder if there's theorists thinking Ralsei kills someone
>>528021637true but her design is cute
>(you get Krisโ attention)
>(you ask Kris if they want to make out in the supply closet)
Are you here for /utg/? This is where we discuss Undertale and Deltarune, and donโt kill each other!
>>528021904Both kids have expressed fondness to someone of the opposite sex (Catty -> Asriel, Catti -> Jockington) and I don't see how the missing arm is relevant.
>>528022267It's literally his robes from UT
Fisting Kris's gaping chest hole!
>>528022285>/utg/ with no drawfagsI'd rather kill each other
>>528021876*Black Knife plays*
Try it!
>>528022329Yeah i'm aware of what it's supposed to be depicting anon. It's his shoulders and arms, and he's holding the flower in his hands that's stylised as shadows
I'm just saying that's what I initially saw
>>528022360giwtwm receiving, I mean
woke up from my midday nap having had a fever dream about deltarune. i dreamt i was someone bulkier than irl me and i ran over with my truck some deer looking creature that was walking on two legs. that was a weird. i hope it is not any ill omen or something.
>>528022484He stole Dr Robotnik's drip
>>528022313Really? The arm feels really self explanatory. It's the biggest negative point of their relationship
>>528022484Are the antenna his eyes or is he eyeless?
>>528022285Who did Kris try to kill in the past that put them in art therapy
>>528021763Toriel and Sans. They clearly mesh well together and are good for each other.
>>528022559What the fuck are you even implying? How is losing an arm remotely relevant to their relationship?
>>528021993My thoughts exactly.
>>528022630Sans bullies her kid.
>>528022559If it's self explanatory what does it explain because I'm having trouble figuring out what it has to do with their relationship.
I think Ive come up with the worst post ch3+4 theory.
Asgore, Carol, and Rudy are the original prophetic heroes. Rudy is a darkner prince like Ralsei that they wished into the Light World, but he's dying because of it. The roaring is the only way he can survive. Oh and Noelle can be mindbroken because she's half Darkner.
>>528022630*shoots the /utg/ hyperdeath laser at u*
>>528022713hnngh there isnt enough Kris guro out there
>>528022663Why Susie doesn't like her tail. Someone was making fun of her or her parents have bigger tails than her?
>>528021602I never fought So Sorry. Is there any reason to connect the Art Club voice to So Sorry besides his beret or whatever? Is it the way the Art Club voice talks?
>>528022665>>528022748... You guys are fucking with me right? How do you not get it?
>>528022697When? The "befriending" line?
>>528022313>>528022931This is some "because of the implications" tier posting.
>>528022931We don't get it, elaborate pls
>>528022713I wanna get murdered by Noelle so badly
I want to save right outside her door and let her kill me over and over
I want to smile up at her and repeat her last words to me back at her as blood drips from my mouth and my vision fades out on her shocked, terrified face, just to do it all again
>>528022902They're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
>>528022931Anon what the FUCK are you implying?
>>528022283pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
I WANT TO FUCK KRIS AND SUCK FACE WITH THEM SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>528022931We're not as smart as you are. Now please, enlighten us.
>>528022759This isn't the worst theory but it is kind of stinky
>>528021876>the fight is The Knight and Kris vs Susie, Ralsei and (you)>you can choose who's side to takewould b kino
>>528022984No, the dinner.
>>528022267What if the boss of Asgoreโs dark world is a flower and itโs all a Flowey reference
Noelle should redeem herself for being a puppet of the player and trying to kill berdly, at least in the aborted weird route. If she doesn't she is a bad person.
I've never seen this tweet discussed on /v/ or /vg/
https://x.com/tobyfox/status/1173278892167221250
>>528022615Dess stabbed herself to create a Knight but she got overtaken and Kris saw it all and wished he could do it instead but he's not a Monster she he coped by drawing Ralsei with green crayons as his monster counterpart And Ralsei saw it all happen because he's some leftover fur from Kris' hand me down
>>528022665his arm got torn clean off in a domestic dispute
>>528023385>Ralsei's mouth open smiling spriteI FUCKING HATE IT AAAAAAAA
>>528023274My theory is that it'll be the flowers come to life who think Asgore loves them specifically and they'll get super uncomfortable and toxic once he makes it clear he doesn't. Which will not only parallel both Asgore being clingy towards Toriel on the normal route (and him getting over it) but also will be a good parallel during Snowgrave when they end up killing him or something as foreshadowing to what's going to happen to Dess
>>528022968>>528023034>>528023047>>528023116Okay so think about it. Kat dad is missing an arm, he's the only monster we see who is missing a whole arm and it's not explained AND he has two fat bisexual daughters. See? You see what I'm getting at?
>>528023208The ketchup bottle in the fridge?
>>528023467I like white Ralsei, but that has to be the worst sprite in the game.
>>528022759But Rudy is a UT monster, even if only mentioned in supplementary material. Seemingly all the UT monsters are Lightners, unless they plan on breaking that pattern going forward.
>>528022253He *did* kill someone, tho. It was kinda brutal, you can see the pieces still lying on the floor afterwards.
>>528022930The Art Club meeting sign is when and where he spawns.
>>528023535I dont think you even see what you're getting at.
>>528023535I LOVE VAGUEPOSTING
chapter 5 schizo boss will be female and plant-themed.
>>528023535Oh, I get it. You're just plain retarded.
>>528023535?????????????????????
Do...do you think they ate his arm?
>>528023385It's come up occasionally as an argument for the player not being the villain of the story.
>>528023643His daughter practices witchcraft! Think anon think!
>>528023535I know you're trolling but I'd like to see what you come up with next. What is the connection between being an amputee and having two fat bisexual daughters.
>>528023535Here, you might need this.
>>528023535They ate his arm... then they're going to eat me....
>>528023467ANON LOOK, I'M SMILING!
>>528023467>>528023567SHUT UP HEโS PRETTY!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!
>>528023535Explain further. I want to see how deep this rabbit hole goes.
>>528023385yooo, susie new hair style!
>>528023747Ok I see where I messed up. The dad is ALSO fat. Put it together
>>528023768You're close. You're missing some key information
>>528023785It's okay
not to smile
>>528023785>Ralsei with rows of horrifying needle-like fangsunf
>>528023876was that an op or a reply to a thread
>>528023876why are the jannies being especially harsh when it comes to deltarune posting
>>528023798He looks beautiful 99% of the time and then Toby gives him that ugly ass sprite which is used in multiple key emotional moments....bleh. what the fuck was he thinking?
>>528023327What about Kris who keeps going with the Knight's plan even after (we) prove ourselves to be insanely dangerous
>>528023903If you're trying to imply diabetes adding the bisexual daughter bit was a retarded thing to do
>>528023467>when you actually don't want him to smile because he is going to make that faceFuck you, Toby!
>>528023984Talking about video games is against the rules
>>528023903Wait, are you saying that they... eat pussy?
I liked Ralseiโs super upset/determined/shocked sprites from near the end of chapter 4, such a brave little prince, I love him
>>528023876Hahahahahaha
Eat shit, I told you guys that board sucked ass and you didnt believe me.
>>528023984because abib is a nintentoddler pedophile and probably indian with a name like that
>>528023984Their theory got disproven
>>528023706>>528023385Reality feels too cruel for the possibility of the DR cast liking me / my vessel and also being cool with Kris
There's only 3 chapters left too
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>>528024219he is so cute bros
>>528023980>>528023984Haven't you heard? Deltarune isn't video games, you can't talk about it on /v/. They need all the room they can get for monkey pedophile threads
My theory is that Kris is working with the Knight because it's Dess, and Dess somehow was trapped in the dark world in Knight form protecting Kris from some fuck up they did all those years ago. Kris was so depressed before the start of the game they finally decided their life was worthless and not more valuable than Dess, and Kris' actions have been about somehow allowing Dess to come back to the light world by trading places with her. The Dess disappearance case also probably got Asgore fired from the police and caused his marriage to fail making Kris feel even guiltier.
But then Susie got mixed in, they hit it off, and now Kris finally has some happiness in their life and Hometown no longer feels like a prison and protecting Susie actually feels like they're already somewhat making up for failing Dess all those years ago. And now going ahead with the plan feels bad, because it means betraying Susie and Ralsei and also throwing away their recently happier life, but Kris already promised Karol and pulling out of the plan now feels like giving up on and betraying Dess.
>>528024140Oh heck yeah time for some tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP9mB1sVJz4
>>528024140Did they go back on him having pink irises in ch2? Or are we assuming it's because of the glasses? His irises are gray in ch4.
Okay fine since no one is going to get it. Every female member of the family is a fat bisexual who looks the same. What does this tell us? Clones. Specifically they're witches, the dad was obviously entranced by their bisexual mom to be a seman bank for her clone daughter army that's why they only have girls, the youngest is being groomed into being the next witch and what do witches do? Eat people, so they're fattening up the dad. You wouldn't notice cause they're all fat and you'd assume they all just have poor eating habits (common in greedy gluttonous bisexuals), however the dad has clearly become a diabetic and now has numb limbs and because he's so far he falls into deep near death comas. And what do cats do when they see sleeping bodies? Check to see if their alive correct and why do they do this? To eat them if they're not. Clearly one night the dad fell into his fat induced coma and had an entire limb nibbled off by the youngest at some point (she's fat, she could eat a whole limb easily) and that's why it's missing, further strengthing the idea that they're all a cabal of cannibalistic witches who are just using the dad as a cover and seman bank.
Bad het relationship.
If the nameless transgender lion, the non-binary human(s) and super gay royal guards are anything to go by Toby is a fan of "marginalised groups" getting "representation" without "making a big deal out of it". I'm sure there's an actual term for this but I am not woke enough to know it.
I think Cat Dad not having an arm is disabled representation and not much more than that. It will never be addressed because the characters in-universe all know about it already and the player doesn't need to know because it's not important.
>>528023984mods donโt know how to handle threads for popular media. preemptive thread nukes and general banishment are piss poor attempts at โdamage controlโ that are done across the boards. I think the only place Iโve seen that doesnโt shit itself at active discussion of new/recent media is fucking /a/. everywhere else acts like a bunch of people being autistic the same month a game launched will be the death of 4chin.
>>528024334*Toby sweating over how canon this sounds*
>>528023467Why does Toby like Ralsei's ugly sprites so much anyway, does he get this defensive because it was like the best Temmie could do?
fuck all theories. this is the most important question of them all.
>is Susie the type of bad girl to pick Bowser or Wario in Mario kart?
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>>528024401We were supposed to get all of that from you saying bisexual daughters and missing arm??????
>>528024334I'm guessing with the Omori inspiration that Kris accidentally killed Dess in the Shelter and gave her their soul before she turned to dust, turning her into the Knight. That's why they need our soul to survive while they search for a way to fix her.
>>528024521Yoshi, bro. Dinos gotta stick together
>>528024521She picks Bowser, anon
>>528024507We've had a month of nonstop expedition 33 shilling threads and they didn't do anything
>>528024386Eye color is only shown when he's without glasses
>>528024521*looks at Susie's accesories*
*looks at Bowser's accesories*
*googles how to spell accesories to make sure there's the right amount of s's*
It's Bowser
>>528024521wario because his horn makes a fart sound (at least it did in 8)
>>528024386Itโs the glasses, my guess is that itโs supposed to be that theyโre really thick lenses and that heโs basically blind without them
>>528024582DUH?! Anyone would?!
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>>528024334I think fractured/possessed/imposter Dess started grooming Kris immediately after Asriel went to college. And basically, Kris got schizopilled on the prophecy, and has been convinced by DessKnight to do anything Kris can to stop Noelle from being the girl who dies in the prophecy.
To effect this, Kris cleared the chalk from the classroom and stayed in bed late so Monster Teen wouldn't have a chance to partner with Kris. Basically, Kris made sure it'd be Kris & Susie who went to the dark world together.
Susie is planned to take the fall for Noelle, but Kris accidentally realized Susie is a great match for them, and now their life is even worse since they're split between saving Susie and Noelle.
The big problem with my theory is, why did the Knight open a dark world in the library? If they hid in the closet like they apparently are in ch4, then they knew Noelle came in there. So protecting her from the dark world makes less sense. Not sure how to square this.
>>528024334>And now going ahead with the plan feels bad, because it means betraying Susie and Ralsei and also throwing away their recently happier life, but Kris already promised Karol and pulling out of the plan now feels like giving up on and betraying Dess.This is basically exactly the ending scene of Chapter 4, Kris is divided between talking to Susie and the call from Carol
>pre chapter 3 and 4
BRING BACK LANCER
>post chapter 3 and 4
*tucks Lancer card safely in pocket with face facing body*
M-maybe we keep Lancer safe in Castle Town forever...
>>528024674so theyโre scared of cringe media? what a boring bunch
>>528024334It's probably something along those lines, yes.
I just wanna know how "MY DELTARUNE", the vessel and our soul, Gaster, and the prophecy fit into all this.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=allhBtoEMfI
I really hope this song gets a non-easter egg version, it's so fucking good
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>>528024334My theory is, that the Knight and Carol are somehow blackmailing Kris.
Like The Knight has no problem hurting Kris huring the fight, nor any other time.
Even if he intentionally jobs for the knight, you don't intentionally brutalize someone to this degree who is your actual friend.
>Captcha: DSS KN
>>528024674/v/ jannies are fr*nch
>>528024828The prophecy requires the Queen's chariot to be unstoppable and Queen is the laptop from Kris and Dess' childhood play time
I don't think Noelle plays into the Knight's plan because Kris is still all for it even after you turn her into a thrall on Weird Route
>>528024521people saying Bowser because she kinda looks like him.
but its literally Wario and she'll laugh at every joke and fart sound he makes.
Daily reminder you guys should be trying to ruin the /v/ threads as much as you can to get them to migrate here or leave.
>>528024615My theory (further theorizing) is that Gaster is inside the shelter, experimenting on dark worlds. Dess and Kris intruded into his lab while playing around and that's how they accidentally entered a dark world. Gaster is the reason Dess isn't completely dead, he used his knowledge as best he could to keep her alive even if it was only as the Knight and has been looking for a way to bring her back. He knew for a long time he could probably do it by having someone trade places, but didn't want to sentence anyone to that.
Until Kris returned years later, and explained their life is absolutely miserable and the guilt and sadness they've been feeling since then and the breaking down of all relationships in their life has made them full on suicidal. Gaster finally accepts after Kris threatens to actually end it all either way. But this method of trading places involves creating more dark fountains to broaden the connection between the dark and light worlds.
>>528025053Why would I want them to migrate here
>>528025006Problem with your theory is the knight specifically does go relatively easy on Kris.
Susie and Ralsei get SWOONED FOR -999 HP. Kris is only downed, and the dialogue "Kris kneeled silently" or something like that implies Kris took a dive and didn't actually get their shit wrecked in.
>>528024009umm, theyre literally neurodivergent and a minor?
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I have a theory that Susie has a fat juicy pussy that gets plowed by Kris every night (she still loves Noelle though)
>>528025053nonsensical poast
>>528024518>Ralsei's ugly sprites
>>528025053>migrate hereFuck off we're full
>>528023535Yeah I think Im picking up what youre putting down
>>528025216>Her body may be yours>But her heart will always be mine I could see Noelle saying some c*ck shit like this
>>528024518sometimes people are just ugly
>>528025006>>528025131I think this actually makes sense. I reckon that the Knight originally wanted to sacrifice toriel for whatever reason that is why it tried to take her, but then Kris intentionally baited undyne into coming there so the knight still has a sacrifice and his mother will be spared.
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>>528025006KnightDess could just simply not be entirely aware or rational, or have lost memories.
>>528024518>because it was like the best Temmie could do?Obviously not because the chapter 1 sprites she did were better.
>>528024615omori is a good starting point for inspiration, but the accidental killing part is lame. WHAT IF you played through an entire heartfelt story only to find out at the end that you were aiding and abetting an unrepentant murderer in the end?
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>>528025035I saw people saying Noelle is actually the "queen" in Gerson's description of the chapters. She has a crown on her kart. "The heroes do battle in chariots to save the queen."
It's not fair that the Knight gets to be all anime
Deltarune Chapter 4 > Undertale > Deltarune Chapter 3 = Final Fantasy V > Deltarune Chapter 2 > Deltarune Chapter 1
Queen = Cute
Ralsei = Not Cute
>>528025230Stupid faggot goat, you're a darkner you're not supposed to like anything about yourself. KEEP SMILING
Who actually sent Spamton's emails in the Light World? He's just the embodiment of the emails themselves, the emails had to be coming from somewhere. Maybe they are just meaningless spam from 100 different sources and the Pipis are just a coincidence... But if FRIEND came from Cat Petterz, then there has to be someone with knowledge of all this on the other side of the screen. Gaster?
>>528025404>Kris intentionally baited undyne into coming there so the knight still has a sacrifice and his mother will be spared.Based if true
>>528025576It recontextualizes your experiences and challanges your perspective.
I think it works.
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I liked it when Queen just leans on Kris that's when I knew she wasn't the bad guy
Until we had an epic mecha battle
Left: Stoic, determined, pensive
Right: Defeated, pitiful, pathetic
Reminder their goal is to emasculate you and mentally feminize you, and destroying your strong male role models is how they do it.
>>528025576I'd say they're pretty repentant, especially if my guess about literally giving her their soul is correct.
Kris is fucking over lives and manipulating an entire town just to get his fucking childhood rapist back from the dead smdh this kid is fucked man.
>>528025801I think Spamton's the program sending spam emails randomly and the reason he caught FRIEND's attention is because of that RNG aspect
>>528025801Didn't someone in the game talk about fixing the printer?
>>528024334Susie is NTRing Dess which is why we have to mimdbreak Noelle into dating Susie.
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>/v/ jannies are jannying it up fun while it lasted, maybe utg won't be as AIDs for a couple weeks until we're back to WAITing
>>528024334the way I see it
>Asgore was the sole adult witness to Dess disappearing into a dark world and or 'dying'. Kris, being Kris, doesn't tell anyone, Noelle was too traumatized, and Asgore, not wishing to throw Kris under the bus and not fully understanding it, tries to convince everyone it was a supernatural event and it causes his life to fall apart. >sometime after, Carol realizes the full truth, holds it over Kris' head, and is stringing Asgore along to keep him away from the whole truth. I am still 50-50 on whether it's Carol or Dess being the Knight, but I'm certain at least the reason why Kris keeps sealing fountains is so that his soul becomes strong enough (combined with sacrifices) to resurrect Dess/make her whole.
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The eggs are explicitly "not too important," so I don't think they're linked to main storyline tier stuff like what happened to Dess. Seems more likely to be something that happened to Kris pre-adoption, so not unimportant for their character development, but extraneous to the main plot.
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>>528025924>Asgore as a role modelWhew lad
>>528024521Wario because shes into big disgusting ugly human men. Bowser in their universe is like Luigi or Captain Falcon.
>>528024009I don't know I can't judge their collaboration without knowing the specifics of their relationship.
Kris at least tries to fix the noelle trance manipulation.
>>528025945i was talking about a hypothetical unrelated to deltarune
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VERY
FUNNY
*leaves the Thorn Ring for Spamton to sell*
>>528025924The only true difference between them is that UT Asgore could use healing magic to stop the Norwood reaper and DR couldnโt
>>528026180I kneel...........
>>528026083The threads would improve if we banned all /v/irgins
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turning an ojisan tv into a mother
>>528026180rape day in hometown
rape funk
flashback (rape)
rape presentation
and now for today's rape...!
RAPE, the BOARD, please!
sandy rape
adventure rape
rapery?
rapequiz!
rape! rape! to the center of the earth!
rape buddies
ruder rape
physical rape
rape clear!
welcome to the rape room
vapor rape
paradise, rape
raft rape
RAPE OF THE BORDER!!
sound rape
rape up your bat
KING OF ROLYRAPE
glowing rape
big city rape
doom rape
metaphysical rape
TV RAPE
it's RAPE time!
hall of rape
brape
rape knife
crapes
rump
SWRAPE
RAPELIGHT
RAPECEIR
BIT RAPE
EPAR
RAPE EYES
old wooden rape
rapymn
rapefriends
knock you down!! (rape ver.)
rape house
the rape between two
R
RAPIUM
dark rape
from now rape
gyaa ha rape!
firerape
A RAPE ZONE
mysterious rape
rape higher
wise rape
piano that may not be raped that well
hammer of rape
12rape
the second rape
rapple
13rape
the third rape
rape place
heavy rape
rape tower
SPRAPE
GUARAPE
need a rape?!
the ol' rape
neverending rape
the RAPE...?
with rape crossed on our hearts
Rape adjustment
catrape
air rape
rape for you
>>528025943i honestly like queentenna just as much if not more than spamtenna
>>528025801He's a bot program, there's no actual person hitting send
Lancer dies after crashing his bike into a Titan's knee in Chapter 6.
>>528026158I'm curious about what you're gonna get for collecting them all
They're so well hidden away that I can't imagine it's a whole ending but this also isn't a game where getting a new weapon or ability is really worth doing a game-length sidequest for
Spamton is at the bottom of the email pile, "bottom of the dumpster", leftovers from whatever Asriel was researching and printing
>>528026336They have respective mom and dad vibes so it feels right
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>>528025396I'd actually start rooting for Noelle if this happened
>>528026156It means they were close friends in spite of the extreme power dynamics that come from Santa being Rudolf's owner/Asgore being Rudy's King.
>>528026492i want Susie to be the main focus and hero of the events so bad.
and it honestly seems like it will be the case.
FrisK
Kris (F)
What happened to the "F"?????
>>528026715F is for female
but it can also be for faggot
kris is one big faggo tough...
>>528026425I'd imagine something like a special cutscene or substantially changed dialogue
>>528026715Toby couldnโt make a better anagram for Frisk
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>>528026402He'll be back with an even better bike.
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>>528025576The ending pissed me off. Sunny is repentant, but still I stopped feeling any sympathy for him. I dont want to help this twerp reconnect with his friends, I want Basil and him to murder suicide.
Maybe that's why Kris is so fucked up. All that hardcore tomboy teenage doe sex in his childhood just completely fucked up his ability to socialize.
>>528026873Sir Fk was right there
>>528026715"F" stands for Friend! :) *rans away after dropping this theory bomb*
>chapter 3 comes out
>couple weeks later my parents start getting divorced
>>528026970Good ol' Dess!
Berdly is based, you must date him in chapter 5
>>528026243Could Asgore pull off a baldcope like sansy?
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>>528027049sorry to hear that anon, i hope you will be alright
>>528027083
>>528027049>chapter 1 comes out>couple of hours later my mom bakes a pie
>>528026705She changes the menu music to be a song called hope crossed on our hearts at the end of ch 4, I'm excited to see her change fate for the better
>my favorite asriel design is some fucking tumblr au that never got finished
kill me
>random ass Omori spoilers
Like fuck if I'm letting you losers spoil that game for me
More monster supremacist Asriel
>>528026970during the divorce he went through a hypersexual phase and got molested by the entire town
he started going by they/them after the shame hit and decided to be asexual/agender
>>528027247 (Me)
For real I'm skipping over all of them
>>528027247it's been out for years bro why didn't you play it yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMYF7ZmWRhM
>>528027157I have to go now. It was nice posting with you, fren!
Goodbye!
>>528027247That shit's 5 years old man it's well past the grace period
>>528027049sorry anon. my friend found out his dad was planning to divorce his mom a few weeks before the chapter dropped, so playing it just drove that knife in deeper.
>>528025576>WHAT IF you played through an entire heartfelt story only to find out at the end that you were aiding and abetting an unrepentant murderer in the end?This is why people should play End Roll, the RPGmaker game that lets you know youโre playing as an unrepentant murderer as soon as you start.
>>528027434You've been alive for decades, why haven't you had sex yet?
What if Deltarune was an alternate Undertale
>>528026970What is the timeline for Kris becoming distant from all his friends?
>>528027247>5 years old game>spoilersplay the game already or face the consequences
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>>528027295>"all you humans look the same">>528027475thank you too! have a good day fren! cya!
Played omori for an hour and got bored.
>>528026156he was my deerga
currently in snowdin when does tenna show up
>>528027434i opened it up, played it for a few days, then stopped playing for years despite liking it
not the first time, i don't know why i keep doing this
I dont play rpgmaker slop
>>528027201That is a really cute outfit
>>528027617When you get to the Lab.
>>528027509Do the devs punish you with unfun gameplay like Drakengard?
>>528027514I think sex is icky and I hate the smell of other people
>>528027538I want to play with the gote cutie instead
The Dreemur family is THICK
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>>528027681did you get a 3dayer for deer butte or something?
>>528027247Asriel is Flowey
Alex Yiik exists in multiple dimensions
What if sans just lied about having a brother and Papyrus is just dead
It's funny that Kris, a human, is better at telling monsters apart than Susie or Asriel are.
And for Asriel you can't use the "Asriel is family" excuse because Chara was family too lol.
>>528027679It really is. Also the artist is genuinely decent so it makes the whole aesthetic thing work out for me.
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so what did you have for lunch /utg/?
>>528027851People actually beat YIIK?
>>528027859Fact: Sans lied about having a brother to make Kris feel bad
>instantly banned for making an honest Deltarune thread
>now multiple stealth threads are flying under the radar
Well done jannies, well done
i haven't taken a shit in 2 days but every time i fart it comes out feeling moist
Here is the truth: Kris is canonically non-binary as a consequence of accommodating to the player's sex.
Toby wanted a character that the player could project themselves onto, but also be it's own character, and being non-binary was the best option for that.
Due to that, Kris is also the "I don't really care about whether I'm a boy or a girl, so I'm non-binary I guess" kind of non-binary rather than "I will have a mental breakdown if anyone thinks of me as a boy or girl" kind. His gender will never be brought up outside of how characters refer to him. It's supposed as least obstructive as possible.
As for sex, that's undisclosed and irrelevant. Just like how Toby didn't decide the specific age of characters, he didn't decide Kris's sex. Since it's irrelevant to the story, there was no need to decide it.
>But Kris isn't supposed to be a self insert character!
That's true from an in universe perspective, but the player is supposed to be able project themselves onto him. That's why he looks like the vessels. The player isn't even supposed to think of him as a separate entity until the end of chapter 1.
>Why are you referring to Kris as "him", then?
Cause he looks more like a boy than a girl, so my brain registers him as male, and I'm not used to refer to people by genderless pronouns. Since Kris's gender was made to be as least obstructive as possible, referring to him by what's most natural is the intended thing to do anyway.
>Why does he look like a boy if he doesn't have a decided sex?
It wasn't on purpose, Toby was trying to make an androgynous character and it just ended looking more like a boy (just like how Chara ended up looking more like a girl).
>>528027931I'm still in bed
Omori got spoiled in 5 minutes by its fans that made memes out of the most tragic parts
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>>528027826Toriel that's not where you store cucumbers
>>528027797can't wait to see his adult form in deltarune when the credits roll
>>528028012*rapes your guts out* ahn~
>>528027931Gonna heat up a freezer cordon bleu mac and cheese and eat at my desk in like half an hour.
>>528027760Itโs an RPGmaker game that tries to incorporate gameplay elements, but an RPGmaker game is still an RPGmaker game so YMMV in terms of how โfunโ you find it.
>>528027931two bags of potato chips because there's nothing else in the store besides bread wich i will actually go buy later, my breakfast was tea and cookies
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Does he really deserve to get catfished by a dude being egged on by a cunty alligator?
>>528027931Banana and apple juice
>>528028012Kris jobs and eats too many sweets. Can't relate.
>>528027753stop eating my ucking key you ucking bastard i need it or my games you ucker.
>>528026083>>528024334>Susie's dad is a big fat asshole dragon with a pointed tail that looks like King's (remember King literally says the same line as Susie and back in ch1 everyone assumed he was a stand-in for her dad)> the poor children followed a pointed tail into the bunker and Dess was lost there, this was a witness report>Susie's dad was assumed to be the killer because of his tail, and exiled from town, but in reality he was innocent and it was FRIEND who did it>FRIEND was summoned by Catti and Noelle hatching a quantum Man Egg inside the Cat Petterz game, and is a demonic entity that tempts people with riches and success by RNG manipulation and also lures them into the deep dark>FRIEND is associated with Susie's Dad's beating chair or whatever in her apartment because Susie's whole life was fucked up by her dad being framed for the incident that was really caused by FRIEND>It's also why Susie is ashamed of her tail
>>528028165he doesn't deserve anything
by that i mean he doesn't deserve anything good nor bad currently happening to him
i'd give him some darkner poontang if possible though, but that sounds like a bad idea
>>528028165it's ok he'l get the nice cream guy's bussy at the end of it all
>>528028165Its what he deserves for being an incel ogling at women.
can't believe Basil almost killed Sunny and the whole game is an hallucinationinside his mind before he finally dies at the hospital
Whoops, sorry for the spoilers
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>>528028078NOOOO i don't want just a glimpse of asriel before cut-to-black. I WANT AN ENTIRE SCENE with adult asriel in it. hell i even want asriel to be part of the ENTIRE chapter 5. I WANT IT ALL! AND I WANT IT NOW! please toby please toby please toby
>>528028165Burgerpants does but Pizzapants doesn't
>Noelle watching Kris being chased by Dess into the bunker while it's snowing
>their taking too long
>asriel got sick and stayed at home, she was all alone
>she finally got the courage to check the bunker
>she hears strange wet noises
>she opens the door
>sees Dess and Kris naked and grinding each other
>Noelle went into a comatose shock
>the last thing she hears are dess and kris arguing angrily at each other
>>528028297apparently they were moving from town to town BEFORE whatever the fuck friend may have-or-have-not done, but this is a good read (although highly fanon) schizotheory
The knight resembles the mechanical santas in the Holiday house becuase its santa claus
>>528028409Toby wont do it because people will inevitably ship Kris with Azzy
>>528028165He deserves a loving bf
Theoryposts that are basically just "Deltarune's plot will be exactly the same as Omori's because of a vague tweet Toby made once years before Omori's plot was even finalized" make me hate Omorifags
>>528028261nta
>Ralsei violently throttling and yell at Vessel(me)UNF
Why did people go so insane for Virovirokun
so what makes noelle such a beloved character in the game deltarune?
>>528028165l... little buddy...
>>528028526I'm scared Toby is going to rip off the Mecha Pokey boss battle in Mother 3 and have us fight like 9 of those fuckers.
>>528028482>>their taking too long
>>528027931Vegetables and tuna salad, steak for seconds.
beatboxing with susie's cervix
>>528028493Susie moves a lot because she's a foster kid
She doesn't have parents
>>528028559all Omorifans are also Deltarunefans so you hate your own fanbase
Why is there no Pizzapants x Kris art
>>528028559theoryposters aren't able to lock into the what is and isn't bullshit which is their biggest problem, they take every piece as evidence which ends up creating a garbled mess instead of trying to understand the author and what he's trying to go for
basically unironic low "media literacy"
>>528028749This is how my insane "susie's last name is Gaster" theory can still happen
Why did they add a Carol Holiday spray to Marvel Rivals...?
>>528028704This isn't real right?
>>528027086Based on what?
>>528028349I hope whoever made this gif is genuinely proud
This is pure art
https://files.catbox.moe/vvbgxy.mp4
the devious gigglers
>>528028732GOD i would fucking love some tuna salad right about now
>>528028078I'm pretty convinced we'll see him in one of the end chapters. The game literally starts contrasting you (Kris) and Asriel to show how much of a loser you (Kris) is are is
>>528028784I am not affiliated with you retards
>>528028947Yeah, and he's my wife.
>>528028704okay yeah he doesn't deserve it, get this man some genuine non-bitchass pussy right now
>>528022020He looks Persian
>>528028349>>528028885why would Dess' mother give Agore a job if people think he killed her? This theory doesn't make sense
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>>528028546i don't care
toby doesn't care
nobody cares
shipping will happen regardless
what the are you on about?
i don't think toby is that much of a coward.
toby knows too that shipping happens.
i don't ship kris azzy together but
i genuinely could not care less if someone did.
just give me the fucking asriel in deltarune already.
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>>528027931grabbin a uhhhhh
a dave's double and 10pc chicken nugget with no drink
it feels weird answering this question instead of asking it
>>528029143It's nice that Dess got into the therapy business in 1997
>>528028956At least Kris has Susie, and for Susie, Kris is super cool and awesome.
My theory is that Kris Deltarune and Basil Omori should kiss
>>528028671She's cute
The spiral eyes activate some people's inner eye
>>528028546>Toby doesn't want Krisriel shipping>Meanwhile, weird route Kriselle is a real thing
>>528029183What if Dess was just a really bad person or unpleasant to be around?
>>528022020who stole his chin?
THE TRUTH COMES OUT
How do we feel about this?
>>528029068What if Kris ripped us out but they were about to get caught and there was nowhere to hide us to they had to stick us down their pants
haha
>>528029068This will be canon after Kris gets cucked by every other romantic option available, including even Berdly
>>528023535Catti sacrificed her dad's arm and that created FRIEND?
>>528029405We knew about this hours ago.
>>528029405>Ghost TrickPEAK MENTIONED, GO PLAY IT NOW!!!
daily praying session with noelle!
>>528027075why does she have two censor bars in her ear
>>528029439The rapist becomes the raped, it's rape or be raped in this world
>>528029563i want advertisement companies out of /utg/.
>>528029220Kris be like: "mmmmmmmm temu dess"
>>528029405What is there to feel
>>528029405What did toby do in 2016?
>>528029136I just don't have enough pictures in my folder rn ok
>>528029576This deer is cute. CUTE!
>>528024334>>528026083you're not thinking plot-twisty enough
The red soul IS dess's soul, there was a swap, Kris's is inside the Knight (made from Dess's body)
This explains why Lost Girl plays during the Soul Vent scene and a lot of other scenes not directly related to Dess.
>>528029724>Pic>LOOK TOMAR IT'S YOU!
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>>528029626speaking of advertising if you haven't played this yet what the fuck are you doing
Go malkavian for first route schizo kino then do malkavian a second time for even more schizo babble kino
>>528029710Copious amounts of blow with the Undertale money
>>528029771It makes no sense to be capable of mindbreaking Noelle unless Dess was a bad person
>>528029771>Kris and Dess swapping soulsthat's fucking hot
>>528029875Gaster gave (you) control over Dess's soul. so it's still YOU doing that in the snowgrave route
>>528029771If that were true we'd know the shelter code already. We don't, because it's not true. Kris' soul might be inside the knight, but the soul he has right now is a human soul, ours.
>>528029439someone draw kris with a heart shaped bulge
>The Alarm Clock Does Not Have To Be Finished
>It Does Not Matter If Hard Mode Is Never Finished
>The Status Update Does Not Need Numbered Estimates
>It Does Not Matter If Jevil Gets Shafted On In Favor Of Spamton
>It Does Not Matter If Kris Acts Like A Wish Fulfillment Anime Protagonist
>It Does Not Matter If Noelle's Crush On Susie Is Detrimental To Her Character
>Susie Does Not Need To Be Held Accountable For Her Actions
>Jockington Does Not Need To Be A Real Character
>It Does Not Matter If We Do Not Have The 24th Link
>Spamton's Fate Does Not Have To Matter
>We Do Not Need An Actual Stream
>Papyrus Does Not Have To Appear
>Muffet Does Not Have To Appear
>Asgore Does Not Need To Be Happy
>We Do Not Need New Party Members
>Roulxs Does Not Need A Fight Every Chapter
>Suselle Does Not Have To Be Different From Alphyne
>The Eggs Do Not Have To Be Important
>We Do Not Need Schizo Bosses In Every Chapter
>It Does Not Matter If Noelle's Story Overshadows Kris'
>Berdly's Fate Does Not Have To Affect The Plot
You Are; Here Now
>Snowgrave Does Not Need An Ending
>The Game Does Not Need More Than 1 Ending
>The Games Does Not Need A Megalovania Remix
>Dess Does Not Have To Be Different From Mari Omori
>We Do Not Need Mike
>The Vessel Does Not Need To Be Brought Up Again
>Gaster Does Not Need A Conclusion
>Our Choices Do Not Have To Matter
>>528029710what did he do before Undertale?
im sure its a question asked a lot. but i guess just little odd jobs through his music and voice acting stuff?
>>528030067>SHE WAS USED UPits so cute how you guys think Toby is going to give you any reward beyond a boss fight.
>>528030116>It Does Not Matter If We Do Not Have The 24th Linkcontext pls
>>528029771I agree with DessKngiht having Kris' soul, but I think the red soul is a third party. Dess' soul is the voice trapped inside the code.
>in league with Carol and the Knight
Yet
>teams up with Susie and Ralsei to seal fountains
>Kris is blue
>Alpha Legion is also blue
>Gaster is probably Tzeentch as well since he loves fucking with both teams by cheering you on but fucking with the schizo midgets and the dark worlds.
>>528028848>kris stays with the sweater on at all times because this is what they have printed all over their torso
>>528030116>We do not need a Megalovania remix
>Ctrl + F
>Rape
>163 results
deltagods...I kneel...
>>528030138He made some money as a Homestuck music team member.
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>>528029771Lost Girl plays during the soul vent scene because we were in Dess's room before we got ripped out and the critical path of the scene is all about getting back to Dess's room.
>>528030184>sees Noelle as a "reward"Freudian slip there my man
>>528028885something that kills me is the little kris bobblehead, not only because it doesn't bobble but because how did asgore even get a bobblehead of their infant child
>>528029405What does Gigi look like irl? Man or woman? The wiki refers to that person as they/them
>>528030493>erm actuallyYeah you guys view Noelle hooking up and fucking you as a reward, did you sleep through all the rape porn
>>528030419I want to rape Kris
>>528030419minimize the 2 posts that are just replacing random words in other phrases with rape, and there's only 6 results
>>528030381>Kris is actually playing both sides the whole time>Has their own goalskino...
>>528030116all i read from you is ''blah blah blah rape me blah blah blah''
>>528030116We have 3 mikes
>>528030574>doesn't know hiimdaisyToo many zoomers in this thread
>>528028885Iโve seen this shit too many times. The first time I saw this pic I laughed because that gif was the first thing that came to mind
Why does the knight have an identical torso and pose as Mettaton EX
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Which (non-boss/party)Dark would you ner?
>>528030891>Thinkerstinker
>>528029454>including even BerdlyHow?
>>528030873it's like they were made by the same guy or something
>>528030254Spamton Sweepstakes, we were shorted one link
>>528030873Because Tobias Faux is a hack.
>>528030925Dess already did that.
>>528028885https://x.com/Triki_Tr0y/status/1932993606736097466?t=hzsHL2IqgHgdSQTxlnfXZQ&s=19
>>528030574black woman. I'm pretty sure Ive seen her photo on /co/
>>528030891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBi6u1dmSm8
>>528030967>Alphys made the knightKINO...
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>>528030945>would you neranon drink some water your speaking gibberish
>>528026158>>528026425>>528026863The eggs have significance in the PS trophies, it seems to be an issue to Gaster.
I have a feeling they'll reveal Kris's backstory and hint on starting a new route. Not too important, not too unimportant.
>>528030961One of the eggs Temmie put on his desk hatches and imprints on him as a mate like Bella's baby did with Jacob in the last Twilight book
>>528031115Oh, he's sensitive alright
>>528031209maybe she WAS the pointed tail after all
>>528030945tasque (the common one), werewire if heavily stylized (werewerewire too but it counts as a miniboss iirc), mizzle, rudinn, rudinn ranger, virovirokun ofc, swatchling if i'm feeling adventurous, rabbick?
oddly enough, wickabell doesn't ring anything to me
>>528030873Dess has actual taste and is a Bowie fan
Yeah, I am hyped for the Kris and Dess boss fight and another black knife remix
>>528030873It's a Homestuck thing. Circumstantial simultaneity or whatever it was called. Reusing art as a callback to make the brains of the audience tingle
just purchased deltarune
what am i in for?
>>528031348>Susiefags want to fuck thisgayer than Noelle
Did asriel know that dess raped his brother?
>>528030945Honestly none of them are physically attractive to me, but Pippins have attractive enough personalities that I would strongly consider it. Maybe Rudinns too.
>>528031526Why is he like this?
>>528031646Based! Do a backflip!
>>528031796Yeah, he was holding Kris down for her
>>528030945The shadowguys
>>52803177120ish hours of content you'll obsess over for at least 2000 hours
>>528031796she threatened to tell Toried he smoked weed with her if he snitched
>>528031984The cat ones or the bunny ones?
Did Dess have no friends other than her neighbors?
>2018
god chapter 1 was so good i'm sure shit is truly gonna break down in chapter 2!
>2021
god chapter 2 was so good i'm sure shit is truly gonna break down in chapter 3 and 4!
>2025
god chapter 3 and 4 were so good i'm sure shit is truly gonna break down in chapter 5!
>2026
god chapter 5 was so good i'm sure shit is truly gonna break down in chapter 6!
>>528031771a pretty damn good first half of an rpg
>>528030945Army of Viroviro-kun.
>>528032146Shit did break down in chapters 2, 3 and 4 so I am confident that it will in chapter 5 in 2026 and chapter 6 in 2029 and chapter 7 in 2038
>>528032115specifically mike shadowmen cat
I can't wait for the unskippable 2 hour cutscene of Dess molesting Kris and forcing him to rape Noelle in the snowgrave ending of chapter 7
I wish I could see you more often
>>528031771remember that chapter 1 was a demo at one point and is very sparse in content versus the other three chapters
Bros, I think I almost got made into a schizoboss last night. That no good sonofabitch smiled at me and left as soon as I jolted awake, but I've been up ever since. What did that jackass want from me?
>>>/v/713075174
Jannies got another one lmao
Why is Asgore in such a huge minority of horny images posted here?
>>528032186>bold words from something in ass-fucking distance
>>528031912put some pants on.
>>528032324did toby really have to include teh detail of dess holding kris's hips and timing his thrusts? it just seems excessive.
>>528032397Actual real biological females post here and you can tell by their weird sex tastes
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>>528032397because we want Ass soft, not Ass gore
>>528032397he's too divorced
>>528032397Asgorefags are actual adults that don't browse 4chan.
>>528032115The bunny ones only
>>528032397This is a game for straight men, not faggots
>>52803177120 hours of gameplay
100 hours of rummaging
10 more hours of gameplay
1 year and a half of (wait)ing (aprox) for chapter 5
>>528032397Asgore's actual demeanor is incredibly unsexy in both games.
>>528032509Yes. This was his actual fever dream. It was a wet dream.
>>528032397He's our dad. I dont wanna be gay with my dad
is butterscotch pie actually good or is Toriel a hack? i never tried.
>>528032558he's the most [DIVORCED] man i've ever seen!
Who was the anon last thread that asked for a Noelle and Kris prompt? here you go!
how to draw when i'm already 26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBVteb9Z6ps
Is the main melody of this song totally unique to BURNING EYES or is the motif used elsewhere
>>528032509That was the best minigame in chapter 7. Mad cause you cant get D-Rank? Have you tried not taking too long
I unironically trust Susie to go 1 vs 2 against Kris and Dess
>>528030891>Extremely intelligent. Very bad with people. Knows interesting facts, comes up with original ideas.>>528031115>Very psychological. A magnetic personality, but unstable. (Might begin to lose his mind.)>>528031348>Extremely physical. Interacts with the world through her body. Gets things done, but dumb as a rock.
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I never had sex with a biological female
I love how most of the fandom live in some giant cope bubble
>nobody connects Suselle with Dess
>nobody notices that Noelle isnt doing well and just think she's just an awkward lesbian
>nobody cares about Catti's warning over Suselle, her wikia doesnt even say anything other than she's a sister of Catty
The wholesome lesbian fandom going to have a cold shower in chapter 5 like LeiaxLuke fans had after first Star Wars movie. Toby is building Korrasami to burn it like an effigy
>>528033002Based on sword route. Kris solos both Ralsei and Susie.
>>528032908Burn in Despair, mixed with battle against a true hero
>>528032397The fucking pattern recognition
>>528033002Not much of a challenge all things considered
>>528033063we KNOW, toriel
>>528025404Actually, That WOULD certainly imply that he is blackmailed/forced to work with the knight. Instead of being "on the team" and having a say in the plans, Kris has to do these roundabout compromises and hope for the best.
THE TOBY FOX COVER LIST IS NOT REAL
STOP FUCKING WITH ME
>>528032875Impressive that slopelles finger movements didnt turn into sphaghetti.
>>528033069bro FUCK Catti. i hate that dramatic bitch.
you just know a person like that irl would be the most insufferable motherfucker.
>>528030945Viroviro (emphasis), Tasque, Mizzle, Wicabel, Clover.
Maybe Head Hathy and Maus
>>528033069I'm more worried about the Snowgrave Kriselle guys when Noelle gets Used up because they're gonna be our problem
>>528032908I don't know about the main melody but the intro is similar to Black Knife, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Us0DZgexw
>>528033069They think catti will be the one that will be jealous in ch5
>>528032896learn the basics and build up from there, you'll be doing many things before you can get to bodies which may discourage some but it's one of the best ways to get started in a good path
otherwise just do what you like and push above your weight even if it looks bad
Remember to take photos with a light on, camera flash off and your drawing at an angle, that way the ilumination of the image will be balanced
>>528033120Kris hopes he leveled up Susie enough to kill epic gamers like them and Dess
>>528033069Catti is the inferno of jealosy. Asgore will be in the chapter but it's a red herring that he's the cause of it
>>528033225don't you mean you tenna'd that?
>>528033069Why is Dickington always paired with Fatty?
>>528033002>Kris and Dess forced to attack their loved ones as the puppets they are >[YOU WERE USED UP.]
Toriel sounds like Peggy Hill
>>528033219Friend Inside Me
>>528033069Catti is a stupid bitch that believes in hexes. Also Darkness is good
>>528032875DELTARUNE THE MOVIE: releasing 2039 in Disneyhub +
>>528032597It's not gay if Toby Fox designed them, that's the rule
>>528033069>n-no guys Toby HATES the gays and is going to present the ship he's been building up for half the game as EVIL and BAD while my STRAIGHT ship will be canon!
>>528033347i'll get you and ill make it look like an accident
>>528027931Honey mustard bacon chicken sammich
>>528033063i never had sex with my own species
>>528033137always crazy to me that this image is real.
but i get why its popular, literally made in a lab women coom material.
>buff as fuck but not in the roided bodybuilder way (tho you still need to do stuff for this physic)>just pants plus no shirt combo and little necklace is always an easy buff>veins>just slightly hairy>rural farm background (hard to explain but it adds to it)>BIG THING- face not showing/mask. if you look at almost every sexy man they always have a mask or a non human face. something something imagining it is better than even a good reality.
>>528033681we KNOW, asriel
Why didnt Noelle just ACT to convince Kris to stop raping her? Is she stupid?
Seam is EVERYWHERE asriel and dess were
>classroom
>asriel's PC
>DESS's FUCKING ROOM (there's yarn and buttons in the odds and ends box, which may be a dark world inventory junk ball)
SEXDICK OST>DELTARUNE OST
>>528033702Anon, it's not made for straight women...
Is there a difficulty slider I can toggle for these games? I want to play them, but if I can't I'll just watch them on YouTube. I've tried getting gud but I just can't.
>>528033137nice nipples "lick"
snowton neo gotta be the least fun fight Toby has ever designed
hello fags
I was told this image came from here
I would like the sauce if possible
alternatively
if this is one of your drawfags tell me his name so I can suck his dick (metaphorically)
thank you for reading
>>528033069how hilarious would it be if catti ends up being one of those fake occult people that do all the rituals and shit but in reality don't know anything about true magic so all she says is bullshit she belives/made up
>>528033054I can't believe Toby confirmed that Ralsei can canonically do a standing split and get folded like a pretzel
>>528033765she can't ACT on (You)r turn
>>528033249>fuck cattidon't mind if I do
>>528033595no one mentioned this shit what the fuck are you on about
>>528032509Screenshotted and will draw later
>>528033813For Undertale you can look up how to get temmie armor
>>528033409because they have steamy furry-to-scalie sex and cuddlecurl every single night after jockingtong finishes jocking it into her chubby evilpussy pussy (as in cat) with the power of his two fat basketballs full of dudesperm, duh
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>>528033813if you are getting to the point where you might quit, might i interest you in the spamtonsavefileeditor? you could buff your party members health there so you can progress easier.
>>528033069Susie and Noelle are grounds for an unhealthy relationship in general. Neither of them are mentally put together enough for any sort of romantic endeavour even if they're both interested.
Susie will hang on to literally any affection, and Noelle is using Susie as a proxy for her home situation being uptight and controlling, and using Susie as a replacement after the disappearance of Dess, who was a tough and rebellious tomboy.
Susie in general is getting fucked over really by everyone who says they are her friends. Kris is hiding everything from her. Ralsie is continuously hiding shit from her, Noelle is projecting her missing sister onto her.
Just waiting for the realisation from her once something big happens.
>>528033409play the game, read the dialogue.
>>528033930>KorrasamiYour dogwhistles don't work if we're all 4chan nerds
Kris seems to like Ralsei a lot more this release.
So what was up with Ralsei's tea just healing 10 more than someone you don't know?
Is the Rotten Tea item description "tea that degraded quickly due to poor craftsmanship" Toby saying to forget about that?
>>528033813you can learn how to use cheat engine in like, ten minutes and use that to set everybody's hp to be infinite by following a short guide
it's free, even
Suselle was always supposed to be a gag
>>528027075ARTIST NAME? PLEASE GOD
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>>528032896I started at 25 and have made some decent progress in a year. The biggest struggle I had was finding out where to start and where to go from there
There's plenty of good resources out there and if you're interested, /trash/'s Drawing Improvment General has plenty of links to drawing book PDFs and the sorts
While it's important to learn the fundementals and the sorts, just make sure you're balancing the necissary practice with drawing stuff you want to. The last thing you want to do is get burnt out while slogging through what you think is needed in order to make what you want
>>528033702you forgot those yummy gyno nips
>>528033702i have a theory that the one hidden on the closet of CH2 and 4 wasn't any current UT/DT character, but this anon right here
>>528034072cease your schizo retard nonsense immediately
Someone made a Kris nui and it's so cute.
>>528034075kris being tormented by mindbroken noelle into continuing snowgrave is like cocaine for me honestly, i love this toxic relationship
>>528033813Cheat engine has a speed hack toggle. Set the game to 50% speed and it'll be easier to read the patterns and dodge.
>>528034267Shut up, retard. He's not burning shit just because you're mad you got fake cucked by a cartoon deer
>>528033858CANON FACT:
Ralsei has supernatural triple jointed gymnast flexibility
Cattielle still has a chance
>>528024674that's because they're on the payroll
>>528033069>Nobody realizes how this is set up for an obvious "characters break up and work on their flaws and get back together after solving their issue" clicheHave your cake, and eat it too!
>>528034043Doesn't work for everything though, a lot of important fights deal % based damage. If you give Kris 9k health in the final boss fight of Chapter 3, you get hit for hundreds of damage per attack.
>>528034289it's really cute but i wouldn't trust that thing on my house
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*ahem* Bรฅ-a.
>>528034106>Kris seems to like Ralsei a lot more this release.Well before Kris knew Ralsei for two days and now theyโve known him for three or four days. Kris takes time to warm up to people, is what Iโm saying
>>528033858no matter how feminine you draw ralsei, i won't be confused. that's a man, and fucking him would be faggotry.
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>>528034482Bรรรรรรร
>>528032875Pleas make one with Kris fighting his heart kek
object to your left becomes a darkner, now you have to fuck it
i got a stack of receipts
>>528033739I love how one post cemented itself to the identity of /k/
>>528034560>>528034482Bรฅรฅ would sound so fucking weird to hear.
>>528034645you'll be absorbing a lot of xenoestrogens
>>528034323what the fuck are you talking about
do I really have to farm 25 of these shadowguys or is there a faster method to recruit them?
>>528034645n-nail clippers? Can I get a redo?
why is this scene so bad?
>Ralsei I am so mad you keep hiding secrets from us
>Wah! wah! I'm sorry Sussie, from now on I will keep hiding even more secrets
>ok, make sure we don't find out what the prophecy saays
???????????????'
>>528034379I hope that couch cushion we gave him helps keep him comfortable while he's sucking his own dick
I do not want to fuck Ralsei, I want to be friends with him and the fun gang and for the fun gang to become happy whether they like it or not. Please consider posting art that appeals to this, for old times sake.
>>528034043this is a good image. I am glad to see it.
>>528034645>a copy of The Brothers KaramazovUh.....
>>528034746You're butthurt it's a lesbo ship, dumbass. That's why you're bitching about that old Korra ship.
now a secret topid
did any anons here did any drugs at all?
meth?
weed?
cocaine?
>>528034748yeah don't worry too much about it, just do the battles as they come and then you'll see
>>528034106Kris's opinion of Ralsei improved. Either because Ralsei's arc in chapters 3 and 4 made Kris more sympathetic to him, or just because Susie likes Ralsei and Kris likes Susie so their opinion of Ralsei went up by association.
>>528034748Recruit the ones you encounter naturally and there will be a very obvious location that you literally cannot miss where you can bag a lot at once
>>528034325Why did Toby give Noelle the most sexual couch ever?
>>528034748yes it's really annoying I don't know what the fuck toby was thinking
>>528034746What is this little freek doing anyway? It's not cleaning him what's happening?
>>528034560Bรรร!!
>>528034729a Bรร is a Bรร even if Bร
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>>528034645>Dancing flowey from fangamer
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Susellefags getting angrier and angrier because every chapter their ship is less likely.
>>528034553Thats a boy, so its okay
>>528034934Damn, this anon got lucky
>>528034972oh cmon
i dont smoke
i only drink myself to oblivion
its boring
Last night I had a dream about Ralsei asking me to buy him some chocolate from the store, what does it mean?
>>528034645>A finished aluminium tin of ready meal pastaSquelchy
>Super secreter route where we actually fight and kill Gaster and break the prophecy
>This explains why he just got deleted from Undertale
would you clap
>>528034834youre either an esl or already high with that grammar
I want a world where lesbians and gays are fully accepted so we can discuss ships without someone going "You're just against it/defending it because it is woke."
>>528034834Coffee and chocolate.
>>528034187The only gag here is when Noelle takes Susie's tongue down her throat like a Jar Jar lollipop
>>528034645>drink bottle>squishy water-filled plastic girlcute, might put a little paper bow on my water bottle now
>>528034834awful post
weed is gay as fuck terrible drug
coke is probably fun to have
meth is just junky retard shit afaik
high dose nicotine is where it's at, people say nicotine is addictive but I have like 2 to 4 zynns a month because the feeling isn't purely good but more of a flawed stimulant where it feels like you dopamine is reduced by your also stimualated
kids should take zynns instead of adderall
anything else like shrooms and acid are probably fun but they 100% don't give you secret knowledge despite what junky retards would say
>>528034645A mimikyu figuring. I'm going to bust buckets in it's voidhole
>>528034645>tray>with a carafe and a glass of water >a nearly empty container of chili flakes and some maggi sauce>and a crumpled up tissue that I use to dry up spilled waterWhat the fuck is this
>>528034645>Drawing penCould be worse
>>528034645>a fani guess she can... BLOW me
>>528034834I like spinning around really fast to get dizzy, itโs the patricianโs drug
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>>528034645This plush, no...
>>528034645A fan.
RIP Dick.
>>528034753darkner bitch with sharp claws and teeth
>>528034792like a russian bibliox dilf
>>528034934flowey...
>>528035032darkner that's tipsy 90% of the time
>>528035117>mama mia>>528035391your dad is an object?
>>528035402some of the components of this trash darkner could become clothing, or lingerine
>>528035420artsy darkner full of tattoos...hm
I wish all Kressfags get monkey pawed so hard.
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Why did Kris start lashing out on us here? Yes. Kris didn't want us to read the code, but why not just intentionally block the soul's view or something like that? I don't get it.
>>528035225eewww, brother eeeewwww, what is that, ewww
>>528034645A keyboard?
I guess she'll make some nice clacking sounds.
>>528028838Yep. When people don't understand the themes, and just grab every symbol, tidbit and implication they come up with nonsense.
>>528034325I look and act like this
>>528034754>My friend why are you hiding things from us and acting strange, what's wrong?>My friend I have been cursed with knowledge and its burden weighs on me immensely, please let me carry this weight, I don't want to trouble you>My friend you know that friends share each other's burdens, you don't have to suffer alone, but we don't want to trouble you either, let's both try to be better friends and be glad we better understand each otherWas that so hard to follow
>jannies are nuking /v/ threads again
>>528034645First thing I see when looking to the left? Landline office phone. Closest thing to my body? My cellphone. On my left side? A filing cabinet.
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what is his problem?
>>528035256Stop ruining your life with drugs. It doesn't make you cool it just makes you really really cringe.
Get your fucking life together and learn to enjoy things sober.
Some weed is fine I suppose, like if you want to go to a buffet and eat more than you normally do. But don't turn it into a habit
>>528034645>Owl porcelain statueSure
>>528034193Learning to draw is the most "burning out" staff in world
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>>528034323>you're mad you got fake cucked by a cartoon deerI can literally just go play snowgrave. I don't get this argument, if you felt "cucked" why wouldn't you just play snowgrave you can eat the cake and have it too
>>528035094Dess is smug over the fact that Kris is going after girls like her.
Come towards the final Deltarune chapter where Ralsei tries to kill us (us, not Kris), I'm just going to let myself die and close the game because I could never hurt Ralsei.
>>528035626many such cases!
>>528035575he's probably under a lot of stress with all of this, and the soul hanging over his head as something that could ruin all of his plans if he doesn't string everything along perfectly must be stressful.
>>528034834Drugs and alcohol are for faggots, but I do allow myself some a cocktail when I'm out with friens
>>528035563>"I am afraid of a meme ship"
>>528034645of course everyone answers to what object do you have to fuck but not to the rest of the thread
>>528034834Alcohol and tobacco
Vape is for wimps like Ralsei who I'd rape
>>528035761NTA but its weird man
>>528035636the only drug I like is nicotine and alcohol everything else is shit especially weed, probably the gayest fucking drug
>>528035607Sussie is a thick scool hot head moron. And she accepts Raseil's shitty explanations just like that?
If you are gay, you work or you do drugs you are degenerate
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>>528034645i get to do what tenna and spamton wouldn't
the only drug i liek is caffeine mmm yumyum
>>528035684She raped him so hard that heโll only go after girls that remind him of her.
>>528034645>iPadIโm not having sex with it
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THE CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED, TOBY.
>>528035858>does nicotine over weedhmmm
>>528033069>>nobody cares about Catti's warning over Suselle, her wikia doesnt even say anything other than she's a sister of CattyBecause we as the player know that Catti is WRONG, Susie isn't actually dangerous.
Cattifags must have severe autism because they take everything everyone says literally (see also; occultism, demon summoning rumour)
>>528035607I need to be able to hold him and tell him everything will be okay
>>528035626another 20 trillion to pauline loli threads
>>528034834Just booze, ciggies, and every other year some weed
>>528035919aw, but why not anon? :c
stop replying to that post about d
i was just joking
shhhhh
>>528035575bro doesnโt think youโre sentient. kris is treating you like a poorly trained pet and not a partner or friend.
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>>528035893nicotine and alcohol is the backbone of modern society
>>528035962that's not undertale
>>528035893>esl>thinks work is for degeneratesAre you the faggot you couldn't afford deltarune?
>>528035563jokes on you i will TAKE the monkey paw
>>528035782That's called viewer involvement, kid.
It's big in show biz!
>>528035761>>528035684>>528035918https://youtu.be/xKo8BKN_lCU
Dum dee dum...
>>528036202Itโs also the backbone of liver failure and lung cancer.
>>528034193couldn't have said it better myself
>>528035963weed makes you a fat retard nicotine makes you want to do shit
>>528036249imagine the kisses
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goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.
>>528034645nightstand with a rimuru sticker on it from tensura
acceptable
>>528033852>I was told this image came from hereYes.
>I would like the sauce if possibleNo.
>>528036382weed makes you a fat retard nicotine makes you a pale retard
>>528036346everything fucking kills you the trick is not die before you're already barely there physically and mentally
also no one said you had to smoke to get nicotine
>>528036328AAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>528036132If Iโm going to have machine sex it will be with MTT, Tenna, or Queen. I accept nosubstitutes
>>528036474again?! what time is it...I'm in a dark room with no sunlight
>>528036474gote night sleepy gote
>>528036249Unskippable cutscene that is just a long drawn out horror scene
>>528035885Yes, when she blows up on her dear friend and he gets reduced to a cowering sobbing wreck telling her that he's sorry for everything and has only ever wanted to protect her, she can understand why he's like that because she cares deeply about her friends
>>528034645Fuck I'm driving my car, what happens
>>528036683i'm interested
>>528036474It's 7pm lil bro
>Chapter 5.
>Kris, Susie, Noelle and Berdly all hanging out at the festival.
>Noelle keeps trying to convince Kris to go to one ride or another so she can sit with Susie.
>If you don't pick the option she wants, she asks that you do her a solid since you're friends.
How mad would you be?
>>528036579Sounds like addict cope. Why donโt you try finding better and healthier hobbies instead of being a junkie, and trying to justify it on a Taiwanese cotton picking forum?
The most controversial ship in all of Undertale/Deltarune, you will get ostracized for posting it on most forums
If snowgrave is bad and Ralsei thinks it's a bad idea then why is it in the prophecy Ralsei knows about
>>528034834When I was social and had a lot of friends we would do drugs semi-regularly (usually weed, cocaine if we're going out somewhere, experimented with other stuff a few times) but then I got depressed and stopped talking to people and now I don't do anything.
>>528030116>Dess Does Not Have To Be Different From Mari OmoriI haven't played Omori, so that's correct.
>>528036760Die teslakeks die
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>>528036861cope and seethe
>>528036842Not mad at all. But I'd also be sitting there waiting for the weird route to see how pushy Noelle is to ride with us
>>528036612that kind of attitude is how you get raped by an electronic shortstack
>>528036896IM DRIVING DONT REPLY TO ME
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what does this feel like?
(for the man)
>>528035978Catti doesn't talk about Susie assaulting her. She knows Noelle is fucked up after Dess departure. Its going to be destructive and Susie will also realize that Noelle didn't fall for her but just dressing her up like a mannequin to pretend to be her December. Susie overall will feel betrayed with this and also with Kris who is controlled by soul and none of Kris actions are his own. By the end of chapter 5 Susie ships will reset until Toby constructs routes in the epilogue for them or just leave the ending without confirmed ships
>>528035669Because it's not the main route and it's not actually going to be a happy ending where you get to fake date the deer.
>>528037038I know you are, but what am I?
>>528033852It was an anon.
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527391164/#q527403541
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/527391164/#q527403735
>>528036769All censored, just the trauma and fear of sharing the same living space as the abuser, while neither family knows what's actually going on and still believes that she's a model girl.
What's up with the /v/ Janny?
>alcohol BAD
time for you to find out what makes me a good DEMOMAN
Imagination is a curse and I need a cure
How much adderall do you guys take a day
Carol probably has Noelle on 30mg IRs x3 a day
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>>528033852That is correct. A drawfag here drew a bunch of sexy knights like that one.
Here's another one.
>>528036927except on porn sites
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>>528036927>most controversial shipNot even close
>>528037203Deltarune is a video game, not an AI art thread or Twitter screencap.
>>528037102It's never happening. You WILL be forced to watch the lesbos kiss
>>528037081What man? Thatโs clearly a enby. Quit being a bigot, Anon.
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does anyone have that one sprite of noelle that gets posted here sometimes? looks kind of like picrel
>>528037038She's an occult chick who knows more about future. Why do people think she's just a jealous retard when she "sensed" that Kris travels in the Darkner world
>>528036927For real though, I don't get what Asgore could have possibly done to get such harsh treatment ingame. It made sense in UT because he was hunting down kids, and yet somehow it feels like he's getting punished harder here, where he's just a loving family man. In UT Toriel just left as a way to protest, and even then by the end there's hope they'll make up again. DT Toriel fucking despises him.
>>528037186unironically all for it, that sorta shit doesn't get written enough and i love myself some 'real' horror
>>528037108Once again, WHY WOULD I BE MAD?
>"Ohh you're gonna get a bad ending"Who cares? Why should I care? I get to larp as the villain, get some toxic romance with Noelle and get an alternate ending.
Why would anyone feel cucked? I don't get it.
Have you thought maybe Kris doesn't want to be with Noelle outside of being friends kinda fucked up
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so once i gulped down like 5 monster cans in a day (sugar ones)
i started to salivate like shit
my heart was pounding like never before
but i sat down and kinda calmed down
should i beat the record?
>>528036239Wagie no, I bought the minute it released.
>>528037415Because the people who feel like they're being cucked want a normal relationship, you edgy larper. God you're stupid.
>>528037338she probably has that malkavian insight where she doesn't realize she's saying truths
Seems like I will have to post here for now. Let's see how bad things really are.
>>528037229There is one, but you won't like it...a creative outlet to bring whatever schizo imagination you have into reality
if asgore existed irl i wouldn't be surprised if he were a pedo rapist murderer or something
he has those vibes
>>528037203I was about to ask the same fucking thing, has /v/ always been THIS aggressively shitty or is 2025 just an especially bad year?
>janny going full scorched earth and constantly deleting/autosaging threads>catalog is filled with so much spam that even without Deltarune threads getting wiped there's like 2-3 threads getting nuked every MINUTE, zero hyperbole
>>528037229IF OUR LOOOVEEE
IS TRAGEDY,
WHY ARE YOU MY REMEDY?
IF OUR LOOOVEEE
'S INSANITY,
WHY ARE YOU MY CLARITY?
but what if... dess is a good girl who is just a pedo...?
>>528037338>She's an occult chick Catti doesn't know anything, she's just weird and you're supposed to laugh at the irony of this girl obsessed with magic and darkness being oblivious to the actual shit going on.
>>528037573This happens to ANY deltarune thread, but Donkey kong threads stay. Grim.
>>528037486you're going to get kidney failure
ANY MINUTE NOW! ANY MINUTE NOW, BASED TOBY FOX IS GOING TO BREAK UP THOSE LESBIANS! NO WAY HE GOES WOKE, HE'S TOBY RADIATION FOX, THE MOST BASED AND REDPILLED MAN ALIVE, HE HATES LGBT CHARACTERS! ESPECIALLY LESBIANS! ANY MINUTE NOW THEY'RE GONNA BREAK UP! I KNOW I SAID THAT WOULD HAPPEN ALREADY BUT ITS TOTALLY HAPPENING IN CHAPTER 5
>>528037486dude i can't even go over 3 without feeling like i'm too damn restless to do anything
>>528037403It's pretty obvious he was framed/mistaken for the whole Dess situation and it's why he's going schizo over it.
>>528037102>.....if toby fox wrote good lesbiansyou forgot to add this
>>528037605things were better before they made OP unable to bump their own threads and before /vg/ was made in general. the site as a whole was just very different way back when.
>>528037486Susie would want to to beat your record. Noelle would say no. Who do you trust?
>Waaaah why don't I get to shit up /v/ instead of going to the place BUILT for long term talking about a single game?!?!
>>528037506not it, she specifically has a happy smile and messy hair on top of the big eyes
>>528037314Alphys and Undyne only kissed in a final troue route ending credits and they werent some huge contested shipping. Nobody even mind it.
Now we're not even on the end of normal route, let alone true route and Toby is aware that making one ship canon would piss off his fans without making side routes
Explain to me why we all think Dess raped Kris
>over 90 degrees out
>AND over 70% humidity
can someone tell the weather to FUCK OFF HOLY SHIT
>>528035647It can be but try to not be overly critical of your stuff. Try sharing your stuff with friends or even other anons, sharing my earliest low effort doodles, ms paint drawings and receving feedback on them is what made me want to finally pick up drawing again after dropping it a half-dozen or so times
>>528037403Jokes aside I legitimately can't imagine what he could have possibly done to get shit on so badly in Deltarune, at the very least what could he did to have the Holidays still want him around but Toriel tried to cut him off completely. If everyone thinks he was behind Dess then why do the Holidays take his side and not his own fucking wife?
>>528037486Please do so we can get rid of you sooner than later
>>528037486you can die of caffeine overdose anon, plus that much sugar will give you kidney stones
don't be a retard and drink water instead
>>528037605there's been a thread up about 'dressing up the loli' for almost a day now (but it's okay because it's nintendo, of course)
meanwhile we've been fighting to just have a thread up for more than an hour
>>528037703>It's pretty obvious he was framed/mistaken for the whole Dess situationI definitely don't get that impression from Rudy and Carol. I don't get the impression anyone even dislikes him EXCEPT Toriel and maybe Sans.
>>528037589>pedo rapist murdererWhy yes, be did murder a pedo rapist
>>528037795Undertale released as a full game, you tardo. And you really think Toby isn't going to go with his obviously intended route just because some minority of retards would get butthurt over it? Cause man you're delusional.
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>>528037676>you're going to get kidney failureis that like fatal?
>>528037848they/them pronouns
>>528037605>>528037573Erm...
Nintendo games are a cultural phenomenon, they don't compare to undercave or whatever it's called.
>>528037768It is very funny how they cry about reddit and Twitter being censorship crazy, yet they can't talk about a video game on the video game board without getting banned.
Post shit you made for this board
>>528037605That one SCP multiplayer game also has their threads aggressively deleted after one point when it was always just one thread at a time and involved people actually playing video games.
>>528037662She sound like Toby making predictions through characters like with Gerson or Spamton or Jevil
>>528037848A series of greentexts from Chapter 2
>>528037971Please take better care of yourself, retard.
>>528037971Hey Noelle, I knew someone that downed 5 5-hour energies a day. He developed kidney stones. Be advised.
>>528037993average darkner btw
>>528037906>>528037403>>528036927>>528037946Toriel doesn't dislike Asgore. She literally prayed for him at church. She probably broke up with him for a retarded reason but all you have to do is compare how she directly treated his advances in DR vs UT to see there's no hate there. She's just awkward when he hits on her cause it's clear she's moved on but he hasn't
>>528037906He couldn't find Dess and was rambling about a crazy fantasy world. Dude probably just got drunk.
>>528037946Rudy, or at least Carol know the truth. It's why they are working together.
>>528038039I'm like 90% certain the nigga who runs that board is just actively sabotaging it or has some extreme level of nintoddler autism
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>>528038078>He developed kidney stonesis that the most painful thing a guy can experience? i heard its painful but fatal
>>528037906Because Carol knows the truth and from Toriel's point of view his obsession is making it so Asriel and Kris can never move on
>>528037556>enjoying an alternate evil route is edgyWowza, Noelle is an edgelord! Since she said she replayed the bad route multiple times in her video game.
>>528037848Tenna tells us that Dess used to show "not for kids" stuff to Kris which is a common grooming tactic
Still a huge stretch though
>>528037848>hanged out with kris (and azzy and noelle)>influenced him a lot (guitar and piano and fetish for lizards thanks to bikini gators)>something traumatic happened to him seemingly involving her disappearancethrow in a bit of horny and you get kress
>>528038007For the whole board?
>>528024401They wont admit it but you're cooking.
>>528038258Its just masturbation want. Lots of people here jack off to an older girl or woman molesting them so they're projecting it onto Dess.
>>528034453WHERE is this from, and WHO is the artist?!
>>528037768I would rather have 5 Deltarune threads than another shitpost or console war or twitter screencap thread. Problem with general is it hard to focus on topic with all fans gathered in one place. If Deltarune had own board you could have split them fot fans talking about shipping, focused on lore or focused on just posting coom art
>>528037486You should do meth instead
>>528038228but not fatal*
silly me
>>528038219>omori gets a cute punk tomboy girl with a bat crushing on him>kris has to enter an alternate route and psychologically and physically torment their childhood friend to get a metaphorical romantic relationship with herit's just not fair, brosโฆ
>>528034645a remote for an air conditioner. sure why not.
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If you didn't see Susie's French Fry Rap you didn't beat the game
>>528038363Cute. Would hug and slowly give into the temptation of molestation.
Fuck off susellesecondaries stop shitting the general
>>528037848Memes that, ironically, did not get immediately disproven like other non-crackpot theories post chapter 2 and because Toby's relation to Omocat. Wouldn't trust her within a few feet of a playground.
Are you guys excited over Chapter 5 being focused on Asgore and Dess lore? Or is it the Festival intro that people look forward to?
>>528038539Its not our fault you keep getting banned on /v/ lol
>>528038357tenna talks about it before the guitar minigame
https://youtu.be/JsLi4KcxsUI?t=5225
>>528037848they saying dess touched kris that's why he quiet
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>>528037913>Please do so we can get rid of you sooner than laterwhy do you wish me death?
im just a silly goose
what would your mother think about you wishing death upon innocent anons?
HUH?
>Game genuinely ends in a poly relationship between Kris, Susie, And Noelle
>Chapter 3 was foreshadowing it
How would you feel
>>528034645>an electric razorm-maybe the vibrations will feel nice?
>>528038630i'm a native /utg/ers tho
>>528038007I used to make dumb edits
>>528038673That's a stretch.
>>528038723The cuck chair in Susie's room foreshadowed it
>>528038723I'm all for the Susie Harem Project
Just don't forget the boy
i almost can't believe joel did it
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>>528038614Noelle knows (Us) now. I want to go to the festival with her and then stop snowgrave route depending on how our date goes.
>>528038614I'm happy if Asgore can be more than the goofy guy that did something bad.
>>528038723too based for toby. though i've seen more people on xitter referring to kriselle and krusie as yuri, so i guess it's possible.
>>528037768>instead of going to the place BUILT for long term talking about a single game?!?!but I want /v/ instead of random thread personalities trying to make the general into their discord server
>>528038007This is edit is the only thing I ever made
>>528037953Why even add shipping optional moments for Krusie or Kriselle if he doesn't want to go that way? With Undyne and Alphys it was always meant as a joke to date them with Frisk because character was a child. I think Toby will use optional "flags" for his routes. Dialog and "gift" options or events options usually revolve around Susie, Noelle, Ralsei and Berdly so i think all 4 will somehow get their route
>>528038946no?
do you think any doe enjoyer is a disgusting degenerate?
>>528039076>Why even add shipping optional moments for Krusie or Kriselle if he doesn't want to go that way?because trolling people is funny and shipfags are the only people this chronically unhappy
>>528038973>and then stop snowgrave route
>>528038614Yes. Despite me only being like 20% sure she's the knight I hope she is so I can beat her ass for evidently fucking up the lives of like 75% of Hometown's population apparently.
Kriselle on every route
Ralsusie if happy ending
Susie/Asriel if bittersweet ending and Ralsei and Dess not survive
Objectively best outcome.
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>>528039140>>528038946I mean to be fair mommy still makes me food
and tidies up my bed
but i still go to the store for the beer and stuff
and i work
>>528038484Kriselle is the default ending. Everything messed up after Dess dissappearead. Noelle woudnt fall for Susie if she still lived with Dess and she would hang out with Kris as his project partner because she would never lose spelling bee against Berdly and he would never feel smart.
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>>528039268Asgore will get felled by Dess Knight in a not so subtle copy of Flint
>>528023876I just got banned tooLmao, My country cant afford fixed IPs, i just turn my router off and on. Suck my dick abib
>>528039236I don't know how to feel if we reproduced a Chara into Noelle and not just another heart to control her, but it seems like something Toby would do.
Give the burned /v/ posters a sympathetic pat on the back
>>>/vrpg/3780383
>>>/vrpg/3780383
>>>/vrpg/3780383
Okay, I put my schizo ramblings from last night into one giant conspiracy theory image.
I've become just like that Pippins.
>>528038673That's like saying showing off a less than spotless family friendly music video is some evil sin like grooming. Dess was an edgy teenager, not a fucking monster
>>528039579Oh hell no, why did you have to ruin it?
>>528021602>the pointed tailis toby setting up all this lore to take an epic shit on the so sorry artist
>>528038723Entire relationship would be just Noelle watching as Dess (Susie) is fucking Asriel (Kris) like in good ol' times
>LOVE FINDS ITS WAY TO THE GIRL
The prophecy is bad so Susie will become volcel.
>>528039579Y'know I wonder if the jannies are this angry because they got fooled a couple of times and it hurt their ego, like when the thread that used an AIslop thumbnail made it to bump limit
>>528039765The prophecy is vague like that so it can always be true no matter what route you take.
>>528037160>>528037242thank you very much! and thank you drawfag if you're here
>>528039765What I wanna know is if it means "Love" or "L.O.V.E."
>>528038881>>528038723Me theroy is this
>Krusie route will have Noelle bond with Berdly>Kriselle will have Susie bond with Ralsei>Ralsei ending route will open the way for Suselle>Berdly route is a joke end like the dog mastermind in Silent HIll 2
>>528037236I raw dog life because those meds blunts my emotions and my creativity.
>>528039236Would be really funny if you hit a point of no return where the game only lets you load your Weird Route saves until you finish it. Doesn't delete your normal ones, but you're forced to confront the end and whatever consequences it has.
>>528007413Father alvin after the events of chapter 4
>>528038296>>528036769>>528036249Just imagined something kind of fucked. Wanna hear it?
>>528040215>>528040113Religious prick deserved worse
>>528040072I am 90% sure Toby will pull a Nier and Wierd Route will delete your saves across all the chapters.
>>527972017A hateful blowjob from Krissy
>>528040034>>Berdly route is a joke end like the dog mastermind in Silent HIll 2Berdly route involves Kris and Berdly going to the school's roof to drink.
>>527982680Asgore creating a darkworld in chapter 5
>Ralsei would never date you because you can't afford a Mercedes-Benz
>>527957587And dess attempts to go to a concert against Carol's wishes.
>this general have me a diaper fetish
>>528038007from memory this came to me in a dream
I wish I had friends like Susie, Noelle and Ralsei.
High school is over.
Everyone disappeared or moved away.
Work is lonely with the exception of old women twice my age.
Most of my online friends haven't logged in for the past 5-to-15 years.
The MMOs I used to play are no longer populated or online.
>>528040404>Saw someone say that this image edit out a trans flag>Look up the original>They're rightFucking hilarious how good this work is, but that patch on the arm was so bad that the edit became the thing everyone posts now.
>>528040113>>528040215>What the fuck did he do to deserve thisStuck his dick in the cat
>>528039631Do we know something confirmed about him other than he's related to darker than dark?
>>528040576I literally have a mercedes-benz, it is the worst purchase I ever made. Don't get one.
>>528040471Some of those lines are really embarrassing, which means Toby is probably going to force him to say them. Even still:
https://youtu.be/8BUKHLVCJio
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>>528040784Don't worry I already had a car, never making that mistake again.
>>528040762But sticking your dick in a cat is a good thing! If no one stuck their dick in catty, we wouldn't have catti and without catti Kris wouldn't have summoned a demon meaning Deltarune wouldn't have gotten made! We owe the e events of deltarune to whoever stuck their dick into a cat
>>528040296Good thing I'm keeping my normal and weird saves in separate backup folders. Worth having to do the Knight Mantle-less on Normal route.
>>528040762A cat is fine too.
>>528040761i'm still amused someone apparently posted the edit on e6 first instead of the original
never understood the point in throwing that sorta stuff on anyway, it just feels tacked on
>>528040735you still had better life than most alphas will raised on coco melon and fortnite
>>528040404>>528040495>Final fight against an unmasked, basically zombified Dess>Everyone and everything is fucked aside from Kris, just barely clinging on>*Kris... why don't we... raise up our bats... like the good old times?>Final clash where she allows herself to get struck down and put to rest
>>528038007https://rentry.co/hb-buffer-overflow
A request from here, maybe my favorite thing I've written
>>528040987Its funny to trigger chuds
>>528038007My favorite out of the greentexts I've made.
>>528040296That's bad design, the guy that made that game seems a hack
>>528040851That settles it. Asgore, run her down with your car.
>>528041189>I didnt play the game but its bad designHi /v/
>>528040761Because its shit symbol that breaks the immersion of an image. Trans flags dont exist in their world, not even rainbow represents LGBT in it. This is like making a very good detailed image of Asgore in armor and then force a fucking MAGA hat onto his head
>>528041007now throw on don't forget (the song she sang for kris once upon a time) and you've got my ass weeping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPbUhHhECU
>>528021637i choose to believe she will have huge development in ch5, and im not talking about snowgrave
there's genuinely no way she feels like her friendship with Kris is forced. especially with the way she says it, its as if SHE FORCES herself to think that way.
It seems I accidentally beat gerson on hard mode... neat. I was just trying to grind out susie's healing since I found out it gets stronger/cheaper everytime you use it while also learning gerson's attack patterns.
But apparently never attacking gerson causes the fight to last longer, so.... cool I guess.
>>528038296Wasn't Asriel the one who liked lizards?
>>528041283>he missed the Love Wins roomAnon....
>>528040780There's a big schizo google doc going around putting everything that could be connected to FRIEND together.
The important part is that FRIEND shows up throughout the adventure, but more often around the Shadow Crystal stuff. And it seems to be tied to glitches, cats and the Dark itself.
There's also many things in the game pointing to the idea of a "pointed tail" that misleads, like full on devil imagery. This gets tied to FRIEND as well for some reason.
I'm postulating that FRIEND is some kind of demonic entity in the Dark that approached Dess using a form similar to her old childhood doll, Seam, and offered her company and eventually power and a plan for FREEDOM.
>>528041287Didnt Dess wrote and performerd Raise your Bats or was it just a song she listened on TV?
>>528040296I think this is going to happen along with pic related.
>>528041528Her edgy ass wrote it
>>528041283>lgbt colors don't exist in their worldThat's right pride movements don't exist there because being gay or trans is normal in deltarune
>>528041528according to the spamton sweepstakes it's from "blood crushers the band"
>>528041457There's a room in chapter 4 that talks about chasing hell's tail and hearing heaven's call. But I just assumed those were linked to the mystery niggas (Spamton hears Heaven calling, Jevil literally gives you Jevils(devils)tail
>>528040326>"Kris... why does your breath smell kinda weird?"
>>528041287That comes at the end when they gather around her dying body, during the clash you get the lost girl motif
>>528041253>it's totally good that the game deletes your savefiles unpromptedI don't need to play all the game to know that's bad.
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>>528041807>unpromptedIts the ending of the game you retard
>>528041812Retard kun... Look at the post anon was replying to.
>>528040761
Genuinly, do you think we will actually get the opportunity to fight Sans in Deltarune? I wouldn't be surprised we toby never gives us the chance since Sans is safely in the lightworld.
>>528040761Can someone edit it to add a bulge? At least that way the flag would make sense
>>528040780As far as things that have enough solid evidence to postulate?
The only things I can think of are
>Related to Schizos>Related to Darker than Darkand the ARG strongly suggests that
>There's more than one, might even be a species of Darkner/Titan>It's some sort of parasite or symbiote that feeds on emotions, specifically joy and happiness.That's pretty much all that can be reasonably deduced without taking large logical leaps of faith.
>>528042093Do it yourself
>>528041807It's not unprompted. You have to choose that ending and it warns you about it.
>>528042091Unironically think Papyrus has a bigger chance at being the super boss.
>>528038007fanart of a dark world alphys design a drawfag cooked up
>>528042091It'll be a direct 1-to-1 of his Genocide fight
>>528041812>>/vrpg/3785429What if I told you the flag was never originally there?
>>528042093>hehe guys wouldn't it be DISGUSTING if there was a big cute tranny bulge?Why are /pol/tards like this
When the light is running low and the shadows start to grow
And the places that you know seem like fantasy
There's a light inside your soul
That's still shining in the cold with the truth
The promise in our hearts
Don't forget, I'm with you in the dark
I just know that pussy GRIPS
>>528042184Fine, fair then
>>528042091At most there will be a gag fight where it starts and plays his music for two seconds before cutting out as he makes an excuse and fucks off.
>>528041007That'd be such a shit end to Dess's story.
>>528042383>that they/them bussy borderline strangling your dick through pure seething ragegod yes...
>>528042375MODS!
SEIZE HIM
>>528041395yeah, but i mean...
>>528042091Maybe a gag with Song That May Play When You Fight Sans
>>528042091not a proper one, and DEFINITELY not one with megalovania
>>528042091He gets hyped up only to get absolutely btfo and replaced with the actual endgame superboss, either Gaster, Papyrus, or Kris
>>528037848Rape memes went into overdrive and Toby 100% intended this.
>>528041395kris couldve returned the book at any time but didnt, clearly something stuck...
>>528041007That'd be such a KINO ending to Dess's story.
>>528043067you just KNOW the guy who made this had knight attempts in the double digits
>>528043303>beat the Knight super fastI was kinda sad, Jevil kicked my ass way harder. Maybe I'll try the mantleless fight.
>>528042621If there's anything I've learned, it's that Kris and hatefucking go together perfectly.
>>528043224Even Toriel knows about it. Maybe it just stuck for her too.
>>528043509>Jevil kicked my ass way harder.FUCKING DEVILSKNIFE
>>528043509Maybe you're just a pro gamer.
>>528043303Shut up, Fraud.
>>528043509I always eat shit on Jevil, but I worked far longer on Knight. However I always tilt when I fight Jevil, while Knight was relatively smooth sailing all along, I remained calm and collected and I enjoyed the experience thoroughly.
>>528043303Ashamed to admit I took like 40 attempts on Spamton NEO.
>>528043663Now give her boobs with that bulge.
>>528023535we still don't know what he meant by this
>>528043909gaster would not approve of smack talking a fight you had to WORK for
he didn't cheer your ass on as you improved just so you could pretend you didn't work up a sweat online
>>528041395I think Asriel just had a general fetish for girls, borrowed that book, and it in turn gave Kris a fetish (combined with the gators).
Asriel did choose to go to the festival with a cat and not with the resident lizard.
>>528044151Change shadow to the Starwalker
>>528042091Probably not, but I feel like he will get some plot significance given chapter 4 proved he can still teleport.
>>528044207Maybe he should start trying next time. Jevil was harder than this Roaring Fraud.
>>528044272>I think Asriel just had a general fetish for girlsYou mean he was straight or bisexual leaning hetero???
>>528043663Edit Asgore hitting her with a 2025 Ford Explorer.
>>528038614>Chapter 5>Kris enters Asgore's corkboard room after closing the Flower King fountain>It wasn't just Dess that was taken, she was just one of the last victims. There's a whole list of other monsters (and some humans) who were taken.>f you decide to read it in full Kris is extremely hesitant but eventually relents>It's full of names and descriptions of characters from Undertale that didn't appear in Deltarune.On the bottom of the victim's list, right next to Dess's name,>Is (you)r name underlined.>Cut to black>Credits>To be continued in chapter 6>yfw
>>528043303>Jevil took me 4 tries and sacrificing the cake before it could become a spin cake>Spamton NEO took me 4 tries>Knight took like 20>Gerson took 3"You feel surrounded" and the diagonal tempest are extremely overwhelming attacks, the sword tunnels are nowhere near as bad
>>528043609need delicious kris x vessel hatesex...
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https://files.catbox.moe/7i022q.png
>>528043303>Beat Jevil 1st try>Beat Spamton NEO 1st try>Beat knight in roughtly 30-ish tries>Beat Gerson 1st tryIt's not even close, knight is tough as fuck.
>>528038296>influenced him a lot (guitar and piano and fetish for lizards thanks to bikini gators)So, does she want Kris to cuck her with a gator? Does she ship krusie?
>>528043787No I know I'm not because Jevil fucking folds me
>>528043692I either perfectly avoid it or someone goes down, no inbetween
Also I got a 3 day ban from /v/ for posting Deltarune, WHAT A MEME
>>528044790Now this is the kind of trans representation I can get behind
>>528044786https://files.catbox.moe/pbre8u.png
>>528042091I am convinced Sans knew about the church dark world and stalled Toriel from going. Dude is fucking trolling.
>>528034645Uhh, my closet door?
>>528044898>Also I got a 3 day ban from /v/ for posting Deltarune, WHAT A MEME/v/ jannies are a different breed of people...
>>528044849i can't imagine she was aiming for that part, now she's created her greatest rival
>>528044790Now make her ass fatter.
>>528043663>>528044790has science gone too far?
>our site is rapidly bombing in traffic but we need to nuke active game discussion threads
gotta love janniggers
>>528044898It is illegal to talk about video games on the videogame board.
>>528045378I hope they get doxxed again
>>528044790gaster has gone TOO FAR this time...
>>528044790Damn, anon, you even like shaded the breasts well to fit in. That's some good work.
>>528044790now remove the trans flag
>>528045378Unfortunately, the only people who actually apply to become janitors are
1. The unemployed
This naturally leads to a low quality selection of janitors. Since those are the only kinds of people with the free time to police this daycare of apes.
>>528044790Give her stink lines please.
>>528034645Chair!
It's soft!
>>528034645a tea-cup. I'm sure toby could come out with a sexy design for a tea-cup.
>>528034645>Nanachi Figma:]
>>528044490Would be pretty cool in isolation, but nobody has talked about disappearing folk other than Dess so it'd so outta nowhere it'd really make everything prior suck, and as such, suck itself.
>>528034645>leftmost object is my laptop>reading this on my rightmost television which is hooked to the laptopGuess I'm fucking both Queen and Tenna
>>528040587Thanks for reposting my greentext I had fun writing it :)
I also just realized that I misspelled "jurisdiction" fuck.
Anyway I imagine that Asriel comes to the concert too and isn't nearly as into it
>someone posts a dick
>the goats come out swarming
it do be like that
>>528047239No problem mate
>>528042091100% theres going to be this
>>528042774with a shift in the name like the place where it rained.