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>News
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk
Agent Record | Alice Thymefield
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39231485
Agent Record | Ukinami Yuzuha
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/39218785

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)
https://youtu.be/ftIfHp2h7eg (EN)
https://youtu.be/Oz3CTkv8AKo (JP)
https://youtu.be/DDl9QwUtLGg (EN)
https://youtu.be/PzvF1WBLibs (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
YUZUHAGIFT

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-drawpile
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

This one

>>532044268 (OP)
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KYUTE!

>>532044881
this one (is my wife)

not posting in the wormer thread

>>532045091
same

>/vmg/tranny made a thread 5 posts early just to spam xher webm
So pathetic

Does Chinatsu only show up on the last day?

OUR FUARKING WIVES

>>532045309
It's just horsy and his obsession wth Wise.

>>532044881
Wife

>>532044881
Total Shifu LOVE

I was impossible for me to get 40K in Yuzuha's Task Force mission without Astra.

Yuzhua RRAT Vivian only gave 30K.

someone make webm of chinatsu being cute please

>>532045435
Etherwife theory is real (miyabi is an honorary etherwife).

DAMNED BRAT

>>532043210
Yuzha isn't really the kind of smug they wanted to present her as. They gave her the classic looks, but her character isn't it. She laughs at the pranks she pulls, but she's laughing at the scenario and not laughing at you.

If the earlier character sheet leaks are to be believed and survive, Rokudo is closer to it. Almost a mesugaki, but not quite.
>Personality Keywords: Scheming, teasing, lazy
>A mischievous girl who loves to tease others
>Always appears lazy and nonchalant, often saying things that can be easily misunderstood. She’s the type to make seductive comments.
>Pulls harmless pranks and teases team members or fans with slightly risqué remarks.

Maybe eventually we'll get a smug character that really demeans you or looks down on you if only on the surface. I think it's a longshot. An even longer one if expecting it to be a non-hag that acts that way.

Zhu... home...

These missions is more of a Check on whether or not you have Astra.
Easy 40Ks with Astra on the teams.
Good luck if you don't have her.

ratta linda

>>532045868
What the fuck is this? I haven't seen this menu. Am I bricked?

CUTE CUTE CUTE

>>532045792
wtf are those flails or microphone?

FFS JUST FUCK HER ALREADY
I HATE THAT DUE TO GACHA BS WISE WILL NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER HAVE SEX OR A KISS OR A GIRLFRIEND

VIVI DESERVES WISE SEX

>>532045894
ratita is so fucking flirty
she's literally ALWAYS asking for a date

Is using Caesar in tower still meta?

>>532046042
Based except i wanna breed alice

>>532045894
>S-SHE IS FORGOTTEN CHUD!
Kek JaneCHADS wonned

>>532046072
She's still good. Especially when they remove the parry flashes.

>>532046042
No, she doesn't. Vivian is not even in the top 5 of canon gf.

Why is she like this?

>>532046072
I used caesar in every tower floor

>>532046205
stfu
she's the most devoted
she deserves wise sex
just get it over with and make her the canon wife

>>532045964
It says in the upper right where it is.

Is this the real thread?
Anyways.
Yixuan fell off...
It's over...

>>532045894
I always forget the twins are old enough to drink. I'm so used to gacha having characters that aren't.
>Hey, we'll go out for drinks!
>Oh, that's right, you're not old enough ha ha! Guess it's [silly sounding juice] for you~!

>>532044268 (OP)
Evelyn's breasts are huge.

>>532046219
Alice likes men
it's the simple truth
Bunnies are for breeding

>>532046016
Flails. Too big to double as a microphone.

I'm doing the new chapter
I hate how there's dialogue during the fights, but because the fights are actual babby tier easy I do them in 3 seconds and skip whatever dialogue there should've been into the next dialogue part

>>532046219
Go back to your own thread

>asanagi is drawing miyabi
Uh oh

>>532046279
You have to understand that Belle has been sitting her fat ass on my couch for months expecting me to do something about Vivian or Hugo or something. "Task Force Assault' doesn't even sound like a location to me.

>>532045858
buff when

Yuzuha matingpress

Is Angels of Delusions really coming in 2.3??? I have 0 polychromes right now.

Vivi love

Cute AND canon girlfriends

Cute

>>532045894
rata amor

>>532046802
bwos... nagi is so happy...

>>532046734
2.6

I want to cum inside Yuzuha and maybe Alice if she feels like it

>>532046734
Better start saving, loser.

>>532046042
>VIVI DESERVES WISE SEX
Banshee hands typed this post.

>>532046219
you hide here? does not matter

It be like that sometimes

>>532046793
mine specifically

>>532046219
Bunnies are very horny creatures

>>532046793
>>532046802

>>532047030
post your Zhu

>>532046696
Why r u up so late when u have work tomorrow??? Go do your things you were bragging about instead of shitposting!!!

>>532045894
why does she look so devious like she'd slip something in my drink when i got up to piss.

>>532047106
me on the top, wise haters on the bottom

>>532047182
BASED

>>532046268
Vivian stop posting, you're not fooling anyone.

Kek, this general is a shitshow as always. In several ways

I like en dub

>>532047182
KEK!

>>532047276
And that's just the way we like it

I'm gonna fucking say IT. This summer event is peak.

>>532046709
The Hollow Zero computer in the outpost.

>>532047461
Its already my favorite event

>>532047445
True. This monthly revenue pvp is gonna be fun

Smoll

We love Bokita here

Wise cuck cucked and chuckled
Sensible wimp chuckle
Sneed and feed

>>532047461
what is Neko doing?

>>532047837
Hey! that's not cool, man

>>532047704
SHE IS NOT, THAT'S AVERAGE

>>532047837
uh oh
he COMES here after getting BTFO in his own OP
lmao
WiseCHAD won

>>532047135
It's not that late and I was playing the game!! Unlike you, shitposting all day!

We need another SoC patch

>>532047837
why did wise break you?

>>532047837
dyed hair faggot, that guy reeks of homo vibes, Wise is obviously straight

>>532047672
Not really hsr will be at the top and zzz will be somewhere in the top 10 but make less than last month

wormers never recovered after wormano is confirmed to be A rank, huh?

>uh oh
>he COMES here after getting BTFO in his own OP
>lmao
>WiseCHAD won

>>532047837
Hey... didn't you have this in that other OP? What happened...

Chinatsu my beloved

>>532047973
1.0
>Hag avalanche
2.0
>total hag death

>>532047968
Its not possible to be playing zzz all day!!! And you are using that fufu pic so often!!! U must really like it!!!!

>>532048008
>faction that almost killed the game
hmm no.

Scatposter, please come back

>>532047962
Lol no.
Bellow 170cm is pedobait tier.

>>532048008
SoC almost killed the game

The favor... is hot pussy sex with Astra all night... heh

>>532047968
>>532048136
Are these those two that devolve into ERPing in the thread?

>>532047461
This is our Genshin 2.8. Amazing patch overall. I love Yuzuha and Alice.

I hope we get skate mini game in future

>>532047461
can you give me neko webm?

>>532047461
One thing I'll say is that with 2.0 we started to get more voiced events, and I hope this continues those are great

>>532048536
More cutscenes every major event would be great too.

>>532048351
When we get a faction based alaround urban sports? With members that use skate boards roller blades etc, it might happen

>>532047461
this was the best patch yet imo

>>532046219
Rabbit holes are made for BKC (big knot cock) especially

>>532046353
You also have Genshin's 200 year old protag saying they're a minor so they can't drink, for some unexplicable reason

>>532048749
Stop bullying her!!!

>>532048707
When they reveal the Rocket Power collab.

>>532048749
Teyvat has its own "laws"

>>532048727
It really is, I pray that the devs keep delivering this level of quality from now on

>>532046767
She's so perfect

I consider Jufufu highly recommended.

To me on a personal level she has enabled me to really focus on playing Evelyn, and learning all the secret tricks Evelyn can use to make th fullest out of her Ember meter.

But...ah well, as usual by the time I'm able to say this it's already too late for you to roll Fufu.

>>532048152
>>532048260
they flopped over at chinkland, but now global has the bigger market share so it's a good financial decision
plus, they are the best faction in the game and it's not even close

>>532048136
Yeah it's a good pic!! And it was zzz but it was mostly playing through the summer event which I havent finished yet!! Why don't you go make supper and sweatlord your way in the new tower update!?!!

>>532044268 (OP)
What are we getting after idols? The hatchet bunny? They seem like a good update for saving polys.

Does Chinese gacha games do holiday events such as christmas? I would love to see an event around christmas where all the past agents gather up again with the proxies.

>>532048920
Unfortunately we have Obol Slop next.
Although they could surprise us and advance the main plot line. Right?
...Right?

>>532046802
My wife is so cute

my wife Zhu is happy

Why does Orphie have to be off field? Shit sucks

>>532049305
Angry hate sex with my ex-gf.

WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE SACRIFICES? i'm playing this quest chain months and months after a hiatus

wtf were they again

>>532048008
Only if we get Spulchra.

>>532049215
That's probably a bad idea isnce hoyogames also oprate in muslim countries an hav a larger share there than in the west.

>>532049402
she can do both, she attacks less when off field

>>532049305
green thing is POGGING!!

>>532049305
damn this is the first time seeing her so happy in the game

>>532049485
Uniquely powerful unnatural Ethereals that can survive outside Hollows.

>>532044268 (OP)
How many rolls will new players get going through all the content?
Is it enough to get Yuzuha and Alice?

>>532049305
CUTE

>>532049698
why are they called sacrifices

>>532049572
It doesn't need to be straight up christmas it just has to look like it is, like we go to a area of new eridu with snow and do a bunch of shit that resemble christmas

>>532049714
The should be enough permanent awards in the game to get both but you will GRIND

>>532049714
Yeah. You get plenty of polychromes from just finishing content, but you probably have to play up to tedium to catch up with Yuzu.

>>532049592
since 1.4, she was happy before that

I dont know how to play this game, i only know how to beat off to it

>>532049787
Because they are humans that got turned into them via special rituals/methods or something.

>>532044268 (OP)
Everyone loves Astra

>>532049052
They flopped in every corner of the world

>>532050081
Press the buttons until enemy hp hits 0

>>532049897
>symmettry is perfection
>doesn't dual wield
fraud

>>532049787
Nigga there's an in game glossary go look there

>>532049575
Aren't her numbers massively gimped if trying to on-field her though?

>>532049305
>seth content
My kitten.

>>532044881
Wife!

>>532047837
>>532049154
be humble and learn

I'm going to miss 2.1

>>532050236
other way around, her numbers are gimped off field unless she has might

>>532049402
so you can put S11 on field

>>532047672
will it though?
we already know the winner

>>532049101
There is no way you played zzz all day!!! Also i made supper!!! Rice with chicken plus veggies!!! What did u make for dinner/supper???

every time a new tower update comes out it reinforce how good of a pull my king was/is!

>>532050394
why is HSR so popular, mobilefags that can't run zzz/genshin?

Holy shit how is there still scatspam? It's been hours...

>>532050528
Great designs, story and gameplay

>>532050394
>honkers at top
Makes sense. Action games are pretty much unplayable on phones.

>>532050470
same, my new best team for tower is meebs/caesar/yuzuha
AVE

Do we like Zhu again?

>>532050575
>great designs
only kafka
>story
its just AI generated wordslop
>gameplay
its ok if u like turn based I suppose

>>532050347
Cute Corn

>>532050470
I've been using Yi Xuan with double stunners, there is no need for a shield when the enemies are constantly stun locked

>>532050627
Also, there is the Fate collab going on and the Japs have all been brainwashed into worshiping that franchise.

>>532049951
>ye shiyuan on summer event
I'm 100% sure he is the S rank male the devs were talking about. All hints are pointing to him.
>looks gentle but has a scary side
>martial artist
>older brother of the main girl of season 2
>has some teaser about him in 2.1 epilogue
He will most likely get a face-lift in his S rank version.

>>532050528
Slop for shounen sloppers and women. They eat this garbage up. People who think one piece and berserk are amazing. Who think aura farming is an actual term. These people are the dumbest fucks on the planet and they will eat their slop and pay for it no matter how disgusting the turd.

>>532050528
Turn-based games work much, much better on mobile than real-time action games.

>>532050575
>Great designs, story and gameplay
I laughed, have a (You) with pic related slop

>>532050575
>china dresses and pressing the autobattle button

>>532050575
Lmao

did you walk your hoshimi miyabi today?

this game's way too easy now

>>532050758
>People who think one piece and berserk are amazing
i think this
but I think HSR story is filled with wordslop, sure theres some hype shounen-y moments, but most of it is like, word salad that makes no sense

>>532050575
>story
KEK

>characters
Yeah, but only characters before Amphoreus

>Gameplay
Lmao

>>532050863
of course!

>>532048008
Winter Episode

>>532050528
It's mob8le friendly. Easy to play. Respects your time. Has great characters. And it's actually a great game.

Complete your Prism collection!

>>532050710
>Play a game built around dodge and parry
>Stun lock enemies instead
Stunfags should be executed

>>532050920
>Needing AM with Yuzuha and sig
really?

>>532051104
respects your time? Most of the penacony missions took hours and hours and hours of pointless dialogue

Congrats 2 zenless for first place gacha

>>532051151
NO BULLY

>>532050954
>wordslop
You don't get it. You drop a name somewhere then a year later give that name a player model and people go crazy. Reference HI3 which no HSR faggots ever played and people go crazy because they want to pretend they understand the hype. It's tourist faggotry. It's their core identity. Pretending they're hyped for slop in a game with some of the worst writing in gacha history.
>OMG PHAINON! IM TOLD TO BE HYPE FOR HIM BECAUSE HES FROM HONKAI! OMMMGG! PHAINON!!!! IM TOLD TO BE HYPE SO IM HYPE NOW!

>>532050672
Kinda? She's kinda moved on...though Qingyi is asking for correction

>>532046219
>wanting to have sex with a squeaker
I like having intact eardrums, thanks.

>>532051151
I use Koleda's dode counter when she doesn't have energy and dp assist with Yi Xuan for adrenaline

>>532050394
No way, why is zzz so low? it's jufufu and Yuzuha's banner. Are we losing again?

>>532051268
based Qingyi continues being the only character that actually banters and is snippy instead of like a subservient npc

>>532050672
Absolutely fucking not. Get bent.

>>532051221
Who the fuck is playing hoyoshit on the epic games store?

The angels not being even a remotely antagonists and dtill licking astras’ boots like everybody rlse blows.

>>532050394
Fate basically gave HSR a 2nd anniversary this year despite the low effort event
Also Firefly (most popular Honkai IP character) gained a skin
Also 3 OP characters rerun
And there's Phainon too. He is kinda boring but received more shilling than any other character in the game so... Even for a worm he sold well

>>532050758
>popular is bad
>yes now praise me for being so unique and brave

>>532050347
So... nothing to do now until when? Aug? Sep?

>>532051405
They probably have some vbucks discount or something idk

>>532051183
Which part of "this game's way too easy now" didn't you understand, chud?

>>532048115
So the Idol girl is already in game? Anybody got upskirt of her?

HOLY SHIT I DID IT
My Casual ass beat Saintontas without getting hit on the tower.

>>532051659
wtf no???

>nicole is wormed
It's over

>>532051212
Main story is long yea but events are mega short and dailies are just autofest.

>>532051659
No. Bad.

>>532051575
shouldn't that be too much build up and now you're stuck waiting for the anomaly cooldown?

>>532051467
>popular is bad
YES.

>>532051746
NPC take

They saved the game

>>532046734
We don't know. For all we know the devs are just fucking with everyone with how unfinished the beta is and add Chinatsu once the event is finished for everyone

>even idols loved Astra
Astrawank is real...

the smartest the cutest the strongest!!!!!!!!

>>532051814
They should have run both banners at the same time.. I want my bnnuy now!

>>532050528
the amount of seething it generates on /vg/ says it all
it's a fun game with good designs and the best story out of all hoyo games

Then there are other factors, like the MC not being a wimp or a jobber and actually having a good design, the game not being afraid to let characters interact with each other, and the designers and writers not kneeling to pagcels like most other gachas

>>532051794
>t. NPC faggot who has a berserk t shirt and thinks its EPIIICCCCC
Off yourself tourist faggot.

astrabros RISE

>>532051837
We are pro Astra!

>>532051504
That can't be a shirt. Slut must have her body painted

Do you guys remember back when everybody thought it was important and a good idea long term to try to collect +100 Resonium through a single Withered Garden run, so we could save the Resonium for the Infferno Reap which would presumably get harder and harder over time?

Yeah... The good old days.

>>532051814
Thank you for saving the game ladies
Now skip to Alice already I need to have hot bnuy sex

>>532051932
yeah I do think its epic I love berserk
being a contrarian for the sake of it is simply NPC wiring
as for your "tourist" remark old 4chan loved berserk, zoomer newfag npc

>>532051837
Astra is one of the most popular celebrities in new eridu, of course a bunch of newbies like the angels would be a fan of her

>>532052039
mocktails...

>>532051992
>Do you guys remember back when everybody thought it was important and a good idea long term to try to collect +100 Resonium through a single Withered Garden run, so we could save the Resonium for the Infferno Reap which would presumably get harder and harder over time?

No
lol

>>532051932
Nothing more pathetic than being a literal 'pick me'

>>532052092
mixers...

>>532051438
Seethe more

>>532051212
>Complaining about Penacony being long in 2025
He has never heard of Amphoreus, isn't he?

>>532050402
I just said it wasn't all day!! Rice with chicken is not supper! You're lying!! And I/m going to zZzZzZ now!! You better not shitpost all night!

>>532052019
>old 4chan
Don't speak like you were there tourist tranny.
>>532052140
Looks like I hit a nerve. Funny how all you tourist trannies are all the same. No fucking difference.
>OMG BERSERK SO GOOD WOOOAH ITS ADULT AND HAS BLOOD WOOOAAH ITS A COMIC AND HAS VIOLENCE OMGGG!
Lmao.

>>532048279
Wait.. are all 5 girls his wives?

That's impressive.

>>532052251
i quit the game just as that started so i don't know
altho i'll be back soon, once I finish all the ZZZ content i missed, went on gacha hiatus

>>532052140
that's not what a pick me is, a pick me is essentially a suck up

>>532052039
what is nitro fuel supposed to be anyway? jager monster?

>>532051739
>shouldn't that be too much build up
no.
>waiting for the anomaly cooldown
don't care

as a black guy, wtf are you talking about? sounds like autism. Again for the 3rd time this game is way too fucking easy for me to care about allat

>>532046268
Trigger has known us for much longer

>>532051992
>Throw out all 1.x modes
What the fuck did they even do in the beta? This sort of stuff should have been figured out then, not during the 1.x releases.

>>532052274
>babby's first contrarian take
wowww

>>532052398
Trigger is our first non blood related girlfriend

>>532046042
What make you think they didnt?
It’s canon that Wise married into the Hoshimi family, where his wife Miyabi got her bff Zhuyuan in as a concubine. After that the pop star Astra had a fling with him alongside her body guard Evelyn, who insisted to participate for “safety” reasons. Vivian is the second willing concubine that submitted herself to her idol Lord Phaethon Wise, who is currently working to begin a relationship with his cultivation master, Yixuan

>>532052343
Pick me is bringing others down to make yourself look better

>>532051930
HSR peaked on Belobog even every sidequest related to it is KINO.
Luofo sidelined TB for Dan and Chinkshit
Penacony has you running around like an idiot while everyone's trying to sound deep and pretentious only for it all to be nothing more than a nothingburger.
Amphoreus might be go back to TB being proactive lead and not just some glorified camera man, but hard to believe when Shaoji wanks his honkai impact characters like hell

>>532052274
dumb redditor newfag trying to fit in lol

>>532052456
TRVKE

Seed missing is a red-herring. They're hiding the idols' disc set with a test set so everyone wastes their rolls on Yuzuha and is forced to top up in 2.3.

>>532048279
Add Trigger Vivan and Yixuan to wife list too

>>532048279
I DON'T WANNNNNNNAAAAAAA

>>532050575
>Story
Yes, whatever turd is better than zzz story nowadays. animations are the only thing saving the slop. fucking filler stories are better, it is that bad
>gameplay
Not really but it depends what you enjoy, but if we think about difficulty, even hsr can be harder than zzz spam clicks
>design
Meh.

The fucking ERP troons attaching my gf(yuzuha) on their posts annoys me more than horsy sad attempts at cuckposting.

>>532052456
TRVVVVVVVVVVVKE

>>532052448
>>532052607
>NOO IM NICHE LIKE YOU GUYS! I LOVE BERSERK AND ONEPIECE! IM NOT A TOURIST IM AN OLD 4CHANNER LMAO XD WOAH I LOVE JAPAN! UH I FIT IN RIGHT?
You're the definition of a pick me you tourist ass faggot.

>>532052613
>Flowers
That's a reference to the Flower nuke Seed Sr carried around and detonated. That set is for Seed.

>>532045649
Trigger (Ether eyes)
Miyabi (Ether Sword)

>>532052814
She is the designated Sparkle/Hutroon of this game sorry.

Is Trigger really bricked without her ball?

How Trigger sleeps after watching us for 18 hours straight

>>532052845
if you wanna seem like less of a newfag retard, just letting you know old 4chan always loved and followed berserk, as well as one piece usually, its funny seeing contrarian kids playing gachas because this genre pretty much depends on popularity to survive, its the antithesis, usually faggots like you play some niche dead gachas at least, not hoyo

>>532052815
Trigga is the most caring

>>532052868
He's obviously referring to the other set which doesn't have a name and isn't meant for anyone in 2.2

>>532052583
? "pick me"s are what women call other women who suck up or praise men

>>532053023
Please take care of me, mommy Trigger

>>532052613
>They're hiding the idols' disc set with a test set so everyone wastes their rolls on Yuzuha and is forced to top up in 2.3.
Is it a bad idea to C2 Yuzuha if the Idols hold the real super-Support of 2,x?

>>532053021
>one post from /b/ in 2008
>4chan
You weren't even born in 2008 you fucking tourist nigger. Imagine taking one post from /b/ of all places and attributing that to all of 4chan.
>UHM GUYS I LOVE BIG ANIME BOOBS WOAAH HAHAHA I LOVE TO GOON GUYS OMG RESPECTFULLY LOOKING XD UH WHAT AGE IS THAT GIRL? IS SHE IN HIGH SCHOOL??? OMGGG
Kill yourself tourist. Hanging preferably.

>>532053056
The one meant for Yuzuha?

>>532053135
Roll for who you like bwo ;)

Chinatsu is so lucky

>>532053253
i was posting in 2009, I know the general consensus and only contrarian tards shat on berserk, 95% of the posters considered it a must read, now fuck off you cringeworthy tard

>>532053295
ZZZAMN

>>532053023
Trigger Wife!

>>532053256
There has never been a new pair of disk sets that are meant for the previous patches agents. It is always for the current patch and/or the patch afterwards. Yuzuha can use it but it is not meant for her

>>532052987
not if you use her with Yi Xuan, the Restrained is great on her

real trigga hours?

This is Astra's world, and we are all living in it

>>532053379
>I was posting in 2009
No you weren't tourist fat bald fuck. Imagine being bald at 20. Kill yourself you fucking loser.

>>532053379
Anon are you retarded? Why are you replying to this obvious bait, use your brain if you have one

>>532052613
What does this mean? Is it a retard who think delusionslop will sell well?
Did he not notice the second half of 2.0 vs the first half of 2.0 and the first half of 2.1?

>yuzuha's umbrella has a Kamehameha type beam
heh

>>532051438
Astra is basically the most popular idol in universe, got no clue why people would even think that Angels of Delusion would be antagonistic toward their fellow idol instead of admiration.
Shit, given the age gap, Astra might legitimately be their inspiration.

>>532053536
I want to dilute Chinatsu's pee

>>532053526
its always Toriga hours

>>532053556
Oddly specific projection

Is it better to parry as frequently as possible with Yi xuan's EX1 or do the EX1-2-3 after a parry?

>>532053603
too cringe to ignore but I'm over it now

>>532052039
>Pulchra almost taking off her mask
Thanks, Hoyo.

>>532053689
COMBO

>>532053379
>I was posting in 2009
>take my word for it
lol

>>532053536
Band not vtubers.

>>532053198
my beautiful firearm wives

>>532052598
Luofu made sense as a staging gound for what the main story will be about. Only problem sans merican hatred for gina was the Abundance cult investigation part. Being the center of attention at all times is pagcel cope.
Penocony started off with a good balance between the local scheme and MC involvement, but they didnt know how to wrap it up and tie it to the overarching plot set up in Luofu so it got cut to shit and ended on a whimp.
Amphoreus is the best overall chapter so far. It just took too long and shove too much in the main story for people to keep paying attention. 3B, Castorice, Anaxa part should all have been compaion quests.

>>532053683
Oddly specific pattern baldness you have there you tranny tourist faggot.

>>532053945
yeah that is usually how such claims work you'll just have to trust since I can't go back in time to prove it, or don't, i don't care

>Trigger needs m1w1 to be good
>Orphie also needs ball since no good copes
OBOL is too expensive.

>two gf and your sister
>made up with zhu
>IDOLS
>...and *stra i guess
good event

>>532050347
>Lycaon playing guitar
Yeah, okay, he's straight. And he fucks, a lot.

>>532053689
123

>>532054181
fvark... he's wisemaxxing again

>>532054169
>or don't
Yeah that one dumbass. Imagine posting here since 2009 and still acting like a complete faggot. Lurk more tard.

>>532053630
you wouldn't drink it raw straight out of the tap?

>>532050141
not really

>>532054103
>Amphoreus is the best overall chapter so far
I swear... I played tons of gacha games and Amphoreus is the worst story I played in any of them. Boring characters, shit writing, boring worldbuilding, boring maps... The worst dialogues ever, surpassing HI3 and even Trails. I can't say a single good thing about Amphoreus

>>532054181
Astra rapes you
Don't get it twisted

>>532054309
She's gonna be the next BBC schizo obsession, I just know it.

That anon was right though
Berserk was overdone misery porn garbage that teenagers thought they could "relate" with and think the edgy designs were cool and mysterious like them, it's probably why they enjoyed more edge slop like Dark Souls.

is astra the tallest girl?

why did she send me this

>>532054181
gonna give you up
gonna let you down
gonna turn around and desert you

>>532054485
Why did you save this?

Pedotrannies are so deep in their delusional rabbithole of hating popular adults that they ACTUALLY expect the fictional characters to agree.
Yes, really.

I hope the rumors of Orphie being the second half of the banner isn't true, that would mean 3 whole banners before I start using my pulls again

>>532054541
Because it's her destiny.

>>532054504
berserk isn't misery porn at all you'd know this if you actually read it instead of seeing like 10 memes of the same 5 certain scenes, dumb faggot

>>532054346
Also... Amphoreus is quantity over quality with so many plot elements at same time but none of them are properly explored and developed. TB is a walking plot device for everything. Exposition after more exposition after even more exposition. Khaslana story is probably one of the most forced and stupid things I've ever read. Castorice story was bad. The other heirs are all forgettable and everything that happened with them was pointless. I genuinely hate Amphoreus.

>>532053536
She is so cute, I want to C2 her.

Astra RUINED Wise for other girls

>>532053976
"...band" means "not a band"

>>532054798
grrrr, correcting this little brat

>>532054710
i miss belebog
simple story, awesome characters, kino ending, HSR peaked there and it won't be topped

>>532054504
TRVKE!

>>532051438
>angels are angelic and not mean little cunts for no reason
Well, yes. Rokudo has some brat potential though

>2.1 le rainbows and sunshine beach happy yay yay!
>2.2 obol squad slaughter and mindraped by exalists.

when does the best patch in the game release for the am*ricas? haha....

>>532054762
When is the next dose of astraslop? I'm getting withdrawal symptoms

YOU GOTTA FIGHT
for what you truly believe
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
achieve your greatest feat
YOU GOTTA FIGHT
perfect your own technique
YOU GOTTA FIGHT TILL YOUR TIME'S UP
for your ascendancy

>>532046342
works on my machine

>>532054910
And then Yixuan will appear to save the day

>>532054915
tomorrow at around 6 am est

>>532054507
tied with Caesar, Caesar really should have been 6'2

>>532054762
Uh oh, lesbians not going to be happy with this.

But it's kind of too late Hoyo already tricked them into rolling Astra and Yuzuha.

>>532054667
You can cry and cope about "the will to survive and stay strong", you're still an absolute fucking wuss of a person who can't even make eye contact without shitting yourself and think watching an anime will form your new blank slated personality.

>>532054447
zhu will protect me from cheap chinese whore (i'm okay with bibian)

wisewimp

>>532055164
cool thought, its still not "misery porn" and you'd know it if you read 3 chapters of it instead of seeing two scenes on youtube, stupid retarded faggot

>>532055049
Wife

>>532055125
>collab with Fate gives me my wife Barg in glorious 3D
yeah that would have convinced me to come back

>>532055309
my aging shifu is trying to pass as a young floozy and it's not working...

diddy ahh epstein blud

>>532054346
But you slopped through it. I agree more than half of the shit is slop and “boring”, the cut that fat it’s the best we have in HSR and doesn’t suck more than other weeb shit.
What they should’ve done is like what I said, cut the really character specific shit like 3B, Anaxa, Castorice parts into compaion quests.
I prefer more immersive fights/fight events in place of wordslop, but then you have grillg4m3rs, faggots, and f2p kids complaining about difficulty, put in puzzles like they did in 3.0 and that pisses even more people off, wordslop is just the safest laziest pick

>>532054667
It's trauma porn, which is good in this case because it helps frame the setting and background of the series as well as showing how the road to recovery from such incidents often takes years (and relapses) before getting better.

>>532055389
I can save her before 40

>>532052256
good night!!!

>>532055528
>it's a manga made for women and faggots
Thanks for clarifying.

>>532046734
probably 2.5+ material only. My guess would be 2.6

>>532055528
its not trauma porn what you're thinking of is one scene after 100 chapters of worldbuilding, god how can one creature be this fucking retarded, berserk is 350 ish chapters so far, you are aware of two of them that you saw on reddit memes and categorize the whole story based off such, simply a faggot

>>532054346
Same. It actively killed off many people's desire to go through the story and that amount was already staggeringly small. Imagine getting an actual story skip for a game that at this point, only has story. ZZZ and Genshin both don't have that.

>>532055820
don't have what? we do have a skip button

>>532055871
wise out here actin like he's not gonna be the bottom

>>532055919
Only for the voiced segments, bizarrely. Not the unvoiced text, which still take up alot of time.

HSR now lets you skip everything, that I know of. From NPC dialogue to voiced sections.

>>532055650
Saar.

>>532055871
Wifestra Yao

>>532056021
imagine the amazon position sex

>>532055389
She is still young look at her!

Reminder.

>>532056109
Cute and youthful Shifu!

>>532056021
>>532055871
>Haremfaggots pretending that Astra and Evelyn aren't the most lesbianic characters in the game after Jane.

is it even worth rolling for miyabi now that it's clear mihoyo is reworking the game to break the miyabi meta? every character they release behaves in a way to make it more beneficial to run them + other characters vs them + miyabi.

>>532056047
why would you play HSR with that level of disregard for the story, just for the "gameplay"?

>>532056157
Very insightful

Uh oh Horse cucky is mad again

>>532056205
>>Haremfaggots pretending that Astra and Evelyn aren't [TRANNY HEADCANON]
boom

*become the only acceptable anbyslop in your path*

>>532056205
they're both canonically bisexuals though

>>532056157
how do women masturbate, how do they know when to stop?

I love Shifu

>>532056224
She's too iconic to get shafted completely.

>>532056205
They are bi im afraidbeitfully

>>532056157
Evelyn is a gooner?

>>532056415
They keep going until they get tired or bored. Not even kidding.

Wise's property

>>532056561
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

>>532056470
For Astra and Wise

>>532056561
trvkanova...

Yuri game?

WiseGODS laying down trvkes

>>532056506
I just read up and how fucked up is it that to make a woman cum you pretty much have to jack off their weird slimy micro-penis with clit stimulation? That shit is whack, what a flawed sex

>ice weakness
>the boss is frozen and staggered by anomaly disorders 80% of the fight
>performance points is tied to dodge

do you think anybody at hoyo actually plays this game?

>>532056359
Not even close, she is the worst one

0_0

>>532056837
Why didn't pedo for (You) slop sell?

It should be illegal for Yuzuha to not have her feet on my face or her toes in my mouth for at least 6 hours a day

o_o

>>532056770
Based retard. Women can orgasm just from nipple stimulation.

Actually, men can too, but that's besides the point.

>>532056205
Shitposting aside even in the most generous interpretation it always seemed like a one-sided relationship to me.
Evelyn cares a lot about Astra but Astra is too much of a free spirit to notice. And also probably not a dyke anyway.

>>532056232
Ask the devs, who felt the need to add a story skip to the story game.

Holy fuark what a stud

>>532056770
also clits are literally just unevolved penises, like 100% anatomatically identical
sex is pretty fucking nasty bros

>>532056970
ok? unless you stimulate the clit in sex they'll probably think you're awful at it though

>>532056205
horse.
kill urself.

>>532056896
Everyone blew their polyloads on Shifu.

>>532046802
theyre so married
>>532046793
theyre getting married once they turn 18
>>532047710
this is true, they are also getting married once they turn 18

>>532056773
>trigger anomaly right before the big 1440 degree swings
>he stops immediately
half of the DA bosses are such dogshit honestly, especially on characters with low range. Had him do his little disappear/attack sequence 10 times in a row.

>everyone instantly identifying and calling out horsetroon
I'm proud of you guys
It's like an immune system getting trained on a certain disease

>>532044268 (OP)
Astralyn x Wise GODS win again

>>532056770
>doesn’t know the joy of multiple orgasms in a row
>flawed sex
Two pump chumps shouldn’t speak

>>532056978
Astra is an alien.

The amount of organic yuri fanart Alice x Yuzuha speaks to the success of 2.1's storytelling.

wtf jstern charges 30 dollars for an account review? i hope that fucker is ashamed of himself

>>532056671
Apparently you have lost Astra>>532054762

It's just a matter of time before you lo Yuzuha too.

There are no lesbians in this game they are all bisexual and threesome-coded

>>532057407
this

>>532057290
hmm
I highly highly doubt the "Female orgasm" feels as good as busting a big fat load
and right after you feel 100% un-horny and ready for life
doubt its like that for the unevolved sex

>>532056435
I'm not liking Shifu's death flags...

>>532057212
>the meat of this image is in the phone screen
>can't read the phone text at all
Well what's the fucking point?

Predictions?

Guess I'm gonna drop GFL2 and keep ZZZ. It's just a menu simulator.

>>532045409
yeap

>>532054664
her destiny is marrying belle you freak

wait
why isn't she a vampire elf?
how do u turn into an elf in zzz

ZZZ Bangboo racing game.

>>532057513
does it matter? its just pag self insert shit anyway, its literally irrelevant

>>532056773
really its only miyabi who has this issue

>>532057646
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>532057634
HSR BROS.....
STOP THE COUNT

Reading through this thread made me feel really sad for some posters, just hire a hooker instead of topping up for once.

C&C

she’ll spend all your dennies on drinks

>>532057754
Even if she marries Belle you know she's going to steal Wise's seed. No way she's not going to pump out a half dozen Phaethon spawn minimum.

>>532057502
Her husband Wise, will save her using all the Ether methods she taught him

>>532057646
Don't do it, sexy Chinese shotgun is coming

>>532057852
The skins are great yea but they are expensive :(

>>532057958
>the perfect audience
Did she fuck wise in front of alice? CC indeed

>>532057482
You can try to simulate it. Keep your hands off your dick, put something solid against your ass/taint so that it puts pressure on your prostate, start gently but firmly rubbing your nipples in same rythm as you move your hips and imagine riding the cock of the most respectable male character you can think of. It's actually super intensive sensation of pleasure, and as long as you self-insert as the female, it's not gay. Totally give it a try once.

>>532057646
i did a while back
the dailies take too long there and i can't be bothered to strategize each stage

>>532056770
>had gf who's clit was like 2 inches, poked out the lips
>apparently when she was in college all the other girls made fun of her for her weird psuedo-dick
>made sex insanely easy because flicking it hard made her orgasm
weird creatures

>>532058152
sorry I'd only take dick for futa Nicole and no one else especially not other men

C&C

>>532057754
What do you think that 'N' stands for in Belle's hair?

>>532057902
The post that broke /hsrg/

>>532058319
thir*N

>>532058152
Based furry showing fake gooners how it’s really done

>>532058152
I read this in Lycaon's voice......

>>532058285
>futa
Horrific taste, apply yourself

What's sex with Lucy like?

What's sex with Piper like?

And what's sex with Burnice like?

Be detailed.

my friend said that zzz is too simple and there is not enough gameplay depth like in genshin with it's reactions and lots of stat minmaxing. like there is a lot of shit in genshin you can make up and make it work

>>532058315
That's called floating hands. It's what cuck do when they take pics with hot cosplaygirls, but they got cucked an isn't allowed to touch them, so their palm just ffloaty above.

i would fuck lighter desu

>>532058554
reactions? I just pick neuvilette and hold m1

>>532058659
belle...

ah i just need ten more roles on standard till i can get lycon and my ellen team will be usable. must resist the urge to spend primos on standard wishes

>>532058574
But she's touching her thigh

>>532058531
Idk man i'm a god damn 31 year old virgin
Probably real nice

>>532058659
I did this post

>>532054762
>even if you pick Belle she still says she went on a date with Wise
Ridu holidays is canon huh

>>532058728
Wisebro...

the girlfriends

just found this hard ass edit
we need playable proxies

>>532058554
I can tell your friend is either a 12-year-old or retarded.

>>532058737
Soul

>>532058787
based
total faggot retconning

>>532058879
can you elaborate why I'll tell him

>>532058737
Honestly, if golden week was an event/minigame I don't think anyone would complain, its the closest they ever got to using tv mode correctly.

>>532058808
Who tops?

>>532058519
futa is patrician

>>532058787
All of the videos on the official youtube channel are canon
Only the seething yuricels were desperate to pretend ridu holidays didn't happen

>>532058787
Always was

>>532058554
Conceptually speaking genshin's combat has a lot of potential but it has been simplied and butchered a long time ago, I don't think what he says it's true especially after the last end game mode

>>532058787
Astra WIFE

Chinatsu is real!!

>>532058473
how does lucy feel about there being a human-thiren interspecies couple in the sons of calydon?

>>532058957
Wise

>>532054762
Astra approves of polygamy especially with Evelyn.

>even if we get idols we'll have to deal with more Astra because she's friends with Chinatsu
how do we escape her

>>532058820
Wife

>>532059096
He didn't ask about who tops Manato

What if every single account glitched out and your MCs were swapped? How would you feel? If your Wise turned to Belle and your Belle turned to Wise?

>>532059089
dream on, faggot

>>532054762
How Vivian can even compete?

>>532058957
yuzu

>>532059136
The event back in 1.3 with Snap and Astra was about saving Yutane
Astra is deeply connected to the Angels

>>532058957
Alice

>>532058820
wife!

>>532059167
I'd uninstall, I love being Wise and Belle is an ugly gremlin

>>532058957
Komano

>>532058957
Yuzuha until Alice is really turned on and then she takes what she wants

>>532059167
if it took them a patch or two to fix it, i could stomach playing as wise. i do think he's canonically the main character.
that said i find him grating, if i had to play with him as MC till EOS, i would probably change the language to JP so i can filer him mentally more easily.

>>532059072
God I love watching my waifu go on dates with other men.

>>532059136
Retard we knew this back in 1.3 when we had to save Yutane with Astra

>>532058928
Because Genshin is just farming reactions and spamming dodge, while in ZZZ you have to manage stun windows, chain attacks, defensive counters, perfect dodges, and a whole range of mechanics and techs that make you better at the game.

>>532059529
im literally wise though

>>532058957
Artists agree that Alice tops

>>532058721
Both hands are floaty.

>>532058787
Belle's going to throw her onii-chan at the succubus in exchange for the favor...

>>532059168
uh oh seapag melty

>>532059561
>im literally a woman though
That's what you sound like to sane people.

>>532059648
try not to have a melty again bwo

There better be a good explanation on how this thing can slay ethereals.

>>532059749
horsey...

>>532059765
power of music is OP in yenless yen zero

>>532059765
The band canonically performs hollow work when their finances are bad.

Isolde is pretty cool. what happened to her?

>>532059765
SHE SHOUTS AT THEM REALLY LOUDLY THROUGH A LOUDSPEAKER.
LIKE THIS !
KYYAAAAAAAAAA !!!

ZZZ with banger after banger
WE'RE EATING SO GOOD BROS

>>532059921
>power of music is OP in yenless yen zero

>>532059072
pov you're a rich fat media executive

KEKARINO
XE'S ACTUALLY CRYING OVER ALICE AND YUZUHA LIKING WISE
AND DONT FORGET ASTRA

heterosexual explanation? that's not my uid btw i found this searching the yuzuali tag on xitter

>>532059765
Music = power in ZZZverse.
Every singer in ZZZ is capable of fighting, not even joking.

>>532059968
>Isolde is pretty cool. what happened to her?
I'm helping to refine her.

>>532060108
yes
they say they are friends in game, so that means they are friends
hope this helps

>>532059765
check his video
it establishes that all humans are good fighters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AO-QnJ-NvKA&list=PL_DB7Cdpj4lI1TgCtFvZmtYRt4nVTUN3V&index=18
canonically, the ether has existed since before old eridu, humans have been fighting it since forever

>>532044268 (OP)
Newfag here
Any other game modes that reset weekly besides hollow zero

>>532059761
Bro, the develers have made Astra straight>>532058787

Yuzuha will go though the same process.

>>532060212
See the left tabs? Shiyu Defense (end-game) and Deadly Assault (end-game) rotates alternatively weekly.

>>532060150
Sarah status?

Not ideal gameplay but I really like this team its so fun to play, more fun than Burnice

>>532060212
DA, Shiryu

>>532059765
She probably stuns them by shouting in her mic. I wouldnt be surprised if the robot is support and the flail user rupture or attack.

>>532060108
>heterosexual explanation?
None

>>532060486
>>532060108
lynch yourselves

>>532060108
You dont handhold your friends?

>>532060486
>>532060108
>-ACK
its over yuritroonies...

Is it a good time to start ZZZ?

>>532060538
>selves
It's just /u/the_horse_king talking to itself. it's a well known filipino tranny redditor.

>>532058787
C&C

Yutane model next patch

is the guy maintaining this rentry still around?
https://rentry.org/ZZZFriends
we should update it

>>532060484
She's a unique Turret style agent. She's Defense but she has a unique Additional ability that makes her super versatile on many comps.

>>532060486
>evidence for being gay is girls buying clothes for each other
The hug was better evidence than this shit, and that was also barely anything.

>>532060403
when bibi is in the air you can switch out and she will finish the attack automatically

>>532060730
they guy who made that stuff left for 8/zzz/

>all these mega hot big tiddy women
>"n-no I rather wait for idols"
Mental illness

>>532060634
absolutely
lots of the early game puzzle content has been turned into an auto-afk if you can't be bothered to do it
many A ranks are still viable in the endgame even, if you play well enough

Sunday is the comfiest day in a Chinaboo's life.
Weekly episose of Mushen Ji
Weekly episose of Xian Ni
Weekly Hollow Zero comfy grind with Caesar+2

I'm going to run Orpheus, dps QIngyi and Jufufu. Will it be good, most likely not, but it sounds pretty fun regardless.

well?

They fuck like rabbits.

>>532061221
>twitter screenshot
idk I just don't bother opening these at this point
happy for you either way

Is Chinatsu voiced?

>>532061226
Women can't fuck each other, it's impossible
Unless Alice has a fat rabbit cock

i cant see shit during this fight

>>532061063
Orpheus is aftershock support, retardbro

How are you liking the v2:Waifei peninsula?

https://poal.me/awdset
>https://poal.me/awdset
https://poal.me/awdset

>>532061375
UH OH
ITS THE ASS MONSTER

Is snapboo the best bangboo to get duplicates for? since it just buffs your damage. webm unrelated

>>532061375
>Resistance Ether
Uh oh,,, Yixuan bros... we got too cocky

>>532061436
But orpheus is an attacker

>>532061221
uh..?

>>532061627
Kek which one of you is this?

>>532061585
nothing to worry about as long as one of the nodes is ether weak.

>>532061560
no, save your boo dupes
the latest two- the temple boo and the angel boo, have a special mechanic where they only need 1 member of the faction for their buff if you have dupes
this will probably be the case going forward too

after that the best one is whoever you are using, but ye the snapboo should be good for the reason you mentioned

I am a lucky lad

>>532061627
Based reply

It's time we take back the hot girl who belong to Wise.

>>532061627
>THERE GOES MY HERO

horsetroon is so fucking mindbroken it's typing nonstop.
again.
imagine how deformed its brain is. probably full of holes. maybe its uncle raped it by fucking the holes in its brain.

>>532059749
Heterosexual explanation?

>>532061627
My fvarking hero JCC

Shame

>>532061627
Kek, I feel like the Alice videos coming up are going to be a bombshell towards one side or another.

>>532061851
Everyone is enjoying the content and he's literally cutting his dick off as we speak.

Man how did wise mindbroke a schizo like that? I chose belle as my mc but I shitpost using wise just to make fun of the schizo desu