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Previous revelations:
>>532270448 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
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Why does this game want me to feel unengaged and unwanted. Every time the SOUL is acknowledged, it's either to make us suffer, or to rub it in our faces that Kris is better than us (the piano shit)
>>532295109Kris is Toby's self-insert. The piano clips are genuinely just recordings of Toby playing that he's using to rub in our faces.
>>532295109because toby hates self-insert shitters like you
>>532295109you can play guitar better and actually dodge attacks. know your value king.
Kris is he/him (male) and is straight
Mettatenna fusion will happen in the next chapters t. Toby Fox
>>532295034Why did he draw that?
>>532294897Considering the Roaring Knight dropped a Shadow Crystal, and Alvin opened the church Dark Fountain (causing Gerson to reanimate, whose ashes he keeps in his desk and IS NOT comfortable with it), the Shadow Crystals per chapter are still on, just not guaranteed to be used to cause someone to go schizo.
And the third one might not have even been intentional. Whether or not Carol-Kris-Alvin-Knight know about Seam and the Purified Crystal/Twisted Blade, we do not know.
That last thread sure had some crazy moments, huh? Let's get a rundown, Mike!
I LOVE TV!!!!!!!!! TV DAISUKI
>>532295109greatsword of damnation should be a hockeystick impaling him
consider the following
>Queen is a girl because laptops do not have any cables with a male end directly attached
>tenna is a guy because a tv would have a male end of a plug
>plugboys can be either, because an extension cord has both a male and female end.
>>532295309I never played YIIK but my impression is people went so hard into "ironically" liking it that they started unironically liking it.
Don't forget to smooch your tv today
>>532295109It is trying to build up an antagonism and resentment between you and Kris to try and get you to do the weird route to punish him for his behavior towards you.
>>532295242>and is straightNot if I have anything to say about it!
KRIS, PROCEED TO RIM BERDLY'S CLOACA
>>532272976>find a bunch of good psychiatrist, therapist and so on for this place.They all proceed to tell Asriel that he is the weird one for not being into it.
>>532295361>SMPTE color bars as Tenna's blushOutright innovative...
>>532295295literally built for big shots inside of them
>>532295406this is the kind of joke alphys would enjoy probably
Asriel and Dess will show up at the same time, dating, with Dess wearing a "i come in peace" shirt and Asriel wearing a "im peace" shirt
Ok imagine dess but like younger and cuter and ridiculously horny and she's too innocent to even say "damn" so she says stuff like "excheese me" instead
>>532295109Youโre a bad person for playing the videogame.
>>532295358Uh... Mike? Where's that rundown?
>>532295691anon that is because it is not a joke.
>>532295803you put that deathtrap away right fucking now.
>>532295590The anniversary art gave Frisk aura
>>532295295>mettaton schizobosswe ARE due a lightner
>>532295309YIIK has been sitting in my steam library and on my desktop unopened since i bought it last christmas
i'm worried to think of what would happen if i finally booted it up
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>>532295731This but Asriel's shirt says "I'm with stupid"
>>532295953there was no way to prevent this outcome, poor girl reading this.
>>532295309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx76x_I_9WU
Tasque manager ass worship
>>532296038And the arrow is pointing in the wrong direction
>>532295358Fat tv. Youโre FAT, Tenna.
The fucking color pattern bullshit I've recently noticed is driving me crazy, there MUST be something to it
>Ralsei's in-battle menu(specifically health bar and frame) is green
>Noelle's one is yellow
>Kris' one isn't blue, but specifically cyan
>likewise Susie's one isn't pink, but magenta
>the three lighters we've played as have menus using the primary colors of the CMY(K) model
>Ralsei is the only one whose color belongs to the opposite RGB color model. Perhaps this parallels how he's the only playable darkner(so far?)
>there's still a spot for the blue character
>there's still a spot for the red character
>now here's the kicker: there's also a more traditional RYB color model
>if we group the red character, Noelle and the blue character of this model together, we are still left with three other colors
>cyan, magenta and green
>Kris, Susie and Ralsei
You can't convince me there isn't some weird shit going on here
>>532295953fuckin saved
>>532295940i don't know what YIIK is and at this point i'm probably better off not knowing
Spamton and Tenna are middle-aged men who are also women because I will make them heavily pregnant and lactating with my Angel power.
>>532295907Asriel's tail feels too long here. I thought goat tails were more like deer tails.
>>532296221They are more akin to giraffe tails actually
how would you feel if you went to the freezer section of your local supermarket and GLACEIR started playing
>>532295309Which deltarune characters look vaguely ethnic?
>>532296178>we went from most of undertale being fucking hideous in colour palette to thistoby character growth
>>532296178I've been onto the
>Kris/Susie/Noelle as Cyan Magenta Yellowthing since chapter 2, for RGB it could be Ralsei/Lancer and then idk for the third.
>>532295749I want to choke you and watch your worthless existence slip from your eyes.
>>532295423Yes, people will also dogpile you on Xitter if you say itโs shit
>>532296341Susie eats that every night
>>532295749That's just noelle
>>532296389Well now you don't have to imagine it!
>>532295749stop thinking about such things immediately
>>532295846(uhh, boss, do you really want us to drag that corpse in? it's already stinking up the joint)
>>532295803Spamton would sell that
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>>532296389Is that a Gaster nipple?
>>532295339To me, the Knight (and his co-conspirators, which might include Gaster) are trying to derail the Prophecy using Shadow Crystals.
>you don't end up in a Vessel, a Cage with human parts and soul, but Kris>Jevil is just locked away... somewhere (The Heroes defeat the King and stop the dragon)>Spamton shows up as a cutscene to offer us a side quest. (The heroes do battle in chariots to save the Queen)>Roaring Knight shows up as an unannounced, seemingly unwinnable last boss fight. (The heroes travel among the islands and catch a glimpse of a lost land)>Gerson is a massively important character, and was offered a Crystal, but refused to use it. (A great smith gives the heroes a terrible weapon.)Their interference is getting more brazen and direct with each chapter. Next chapter's boss is clearly Asgore, and the Gerson's book is based on the Prophecy. "The vast garden is charred in an inferno of jealous." What is more brazen than offering a Shadow Crystal to a very important character? Outright forcing one into one. Asgore will go schizo, and not by choice. Mark my words.
>>532296385Why does Sans still say that shit on a playthrough where Frisk doesn't hurt anybody and is really nice to Papyrus
>>532296597Is that supposed to be dessriel?
>>532296709post kris stress disorder
>>532296154Fat Tenna but a bunch of shadowmen with tubas follow him around and play a funny melody
>>532295406Why are they called Plugboys if they can sometimes be Pluggirls
This is my Deltarune plot prediction lock of the century:
The Prophecy ends with one or more heroes having to be erased, with the world changing into one where they never existed: I.e. gonered.
Kris's promise is to become this erased hero, thus creating a world where they were never born, and so their greatest sin, what happened to Dess, will also be erased, saving her life at the cost of their own.
In the end, Susie will be too late to save Kris, and they end up erased, creating this new timeline. However, (You), as a higher being, still persist and still remember everything that happened.
Because (You) haven't forgotten, and because (You) still have Kris's love and compassion within you (your love will become theirs, their love will become yours), you are able to make the Hometowners remember Kris and the love they have for each other.
The finale of Deltarune is getting the Fun Gang back together to rescue Kris and create a real new future worth living in.
https://x.com/JadeoriGotou/status/1947536424347009177
>be (You)
>chapter 6
>in the shelter
>finally see your vessel in the distance
>walk up to it and interact
>you notice there's a white puddle under it
>look further ahead
>you see me doing vidrel to all the vessels in the shelter
wwyd?
You are driving down the highway when you drive by and ICE-E's pizza. Do you turn around to get some Pizza or do you just keep driving?
>>532296358>omg its that song from uhhhhhhhhhh twilight princess
Why donโt people realize that Mike and ICE-E have massive parallels to each other? Especially with the multiple Mikes situation and how they have to be tied to a specific cat game while ICE-E is heavily tied to pizza whenever people use it. They both also have multiple costume performers dressed up as them.
>>532296821no it's an ageswap kriselle with mini dess ready to smash some humie kneecaps
>>532296375>then idk for the third.Vessel?
>>532296937same reason there is a frog named the mountain chicken.
>>532296937Why are shadowguys called shadowguys when some of them are rabbits or cats
>>532295109Self inserting is le bad. Just started playing Mother 3 and I felt a million times more immersed playing as Flint than I ever did playing Kris. I felt an urgency to save his friends and family that I do not feel in Deltarune.
A character does not have to be your literal avatar to put yourself in their shoes.
>>532297082Mike, ICE(-E), and Knight all have similar names and roles. The letter (rune) magic, forecast by Junior Jumble, Crosswords, and Wingdings, creates the demons' similarities. They will follow to the utmost.
>>532296943This but Forgotten Man sacrificed himself on a previous cycle
>>532297143Rabbits and cats can be guys.
>>532295358Haha wow, Mike sure is quiet today! I guess I'll have to do this myself. Last thread we had a myriad of different topics come and go, including but not limited to:
Yet more Dess rape jokes
An angry (and valid) response against the anons shilling their NTR fantasies
This very krisriel poster (with no fave)
>>532295609 explaining their schizo-adjacent setup all to post here on /utg/
A theory about Toriel being involved in the Knight's scheme
Yet more discussion about "gaster's list"
And that's all! Stay tuned for more!
>>532297194>immersedThis is still self-inserting.
>>532297143They still have dicks even as rabbits or cats
>>532295295I don't want it to be real, but the cookie cat/FRIEND thing where Toby is canonically a Steven Universe fag has me wondering
>>532296709Sans knows someone has been fucking with the timestream already (Flowey), he's confused us for Flowey. For all Sans knows, we've murdered him 100 times over.
Basically it's cope, he knows he's helpless before a timegod.
>>532297349And Thats A Good Thing.
do we know what was censored here yet?
>>532295358Kris took Mike to Noelles house to play Rock Band Hero with her and Susie
>>532297450he said "damn"
>>532297450mini spamton buttfucking mini tenna
I think if susie flipped her hair while kris and noelle were around they'd cream their pants and look at each other going "DUDE" "I KNOW" while susie sits there looking at them with a question mark on her hear
>>532297391I feel like the FRIEND colors have to be inspired by the clown sticker package rather than Steven Universe.
why does Toby disavow YIIK, yet willingly associate himself with the current state of the P*kemon franchise?
>>532297631Susie has ugly hair
>>532297705One is a indie game everyone forgot and the other is the world's largest franchise
>>532297251I think the Es in the Ice-โEโ brand stands for Eram. [mare backwards]
I wonder if Nightmare in this rare event is actually Pizzapants or another form of Ice-E. Or just foreshadowing the twist about Ice-E in Deltarune.
I think I might get through an entire bottle tonight
>>532297705What does disavow mean here
>>532297705The same reason he still associates with omocat. He's a shotacon
>>532297692I'd have thought so too but Queen's mecha is a SU reference as well. maybe even the amagamates in UT, although I'm not sure the timing of the episodes coming out.
>>532296178>CMYK is Kris/Susie/Noelle>>Key could be Ralsei (playable characters), Knight (fountain-openers) or darkness (CMYK also shows up in the core which has "darkness totem" sprites and Gaster, who has an interest in darkness, finds these characters wonderful)>RGB is RED-BLUE-GREEN in the goner maker, with Cyan as an additional color>The same colors also appear in the weird route as dialogue options, but cyan has been replaced with blackI can't say what characters could be in RBG. My current guess is that it's Soul/Kris/Ralsei as the three heroes, but who knows. I do think Kris could fit in both models, not only in line with their triple trucies bullshit, but also keeping in mind that they are associated with both blue (blue bead, blue person) and cyan (cyan menu).
>>532297715pink fed spamton with THOSE?
>>532296952Get in the line
>>532297705Japanese hack fraud good. Western soul bad.
Attention: sex with deltateens
>>532297856is ICE-E schizo a meme or is it like an ascended level of schizo
>>532296178The real kicker is that Susie is not part of the Prophecy. Considering the Vessel-Kris situation, Kris might be a technicality on being a hero, too.
Ralsei is the only one that's definitely part of the Prophecy. And Noelle is more likely than Susie.
>>532297391>>532297692I can't believe people are taking my crack theory seriously lmao
FRIEND isn't inspired by cookie cat. Cookie cat is white and pink, not yellow. FRIEND is based on the cheshire cat; I think the giga queen and white diamond design similarities are also coincidental
>>532297856>Kris buried the ICE-E box in the graveyard>Dess's ashes were spread in the graveyard>Dess's ashes mixed with an abused item like the ICE-E pezza box created the Knight
>>532298063as long as they're 18
>>532297862cheers brother
>>532297879do reindeer even exist in rio?
>>532297404You are here, because you want to feel like something you're not - a hero.
>>532298128>FRIEND is based on the cheshire cati'm not sure toby is this dignified
Guys........... THEY got him........
>>532298246cartoon blob characters are 18+ unless explicitly proven otherwise
>>532298497susie does NOT look like that
>>532298427All of the traits line up. Wide smile, vanishes into nothingness, leaves behind nothing but a grin in its place, association with cats, clearly some kind of trickster. The eyes are even the same color.
I ship Battat x Ramb, it's the most "pair the spares" ass ship ever but I want them both to be happy.
>>532297828i like the idea of the knight just living on the surface
>>532298065The giascefrebebher joke also shows up in the ch2 spelling game, with ICE-E showing up in the screen and then iirc glitching out. The black silhouette figures in the broken diner mini game when Tenna says "They're crawling from the pipes!" are ICE-E heads. In chapter 4 an ICE-E costume is in Noelle's basement. On the website ARG and maybe also alluded to in ch2, Kris scared Noelle by telling her ICE-E was alive and gonna eat her so December lit an ICE-E head on fire in front of Noelle and then buried it, or something like that.
Also, and this is the most absurd ridiculous schizo shit possible, but "GIASFCLFUBREHBER" has been "shifting". It's not the exact same string in ch2 as it was in Undertale. And (this is the particularly stupid "observation") it has the exact same amount of letters as the phrase "GASTER IS DECEMBER". lol.
I saw that pointed out before 3+4. I guess nowadays you could say it's becoming "KNIGHT IS DECEMBER" perhaps, though people got Gaster and December from how the first and last letters look.
>>532298670The fact that people are unironically turned on by CG this fucking ugly is a cancer on society
>>532297828based as fuck, will always take more goofy knight drawings
>>532298339Spec Opsman isnt a hero because you are playing a game, spec opsman isnt a hero because you are playing an imperialist criminal.
>>532298065No. In-universe, ICE-E is considered to be a real entity by Kris and other conspiracy theorists.
The fact ICE-E changed its form very drastically in chapter 3 (only its lines give away the fact itโs the fiery eye Ice-E pizzabox) is probably a sign that we should expect Eram to show up again in a new form in a future chapter (like chapter 4 is implying with the mascot change). Its main themes are the Ice-E brands/products and pizza. Similar to Friendโs limits to Cats, Microphones, and its cat game/brand.
The fact ICE-Eram and Friend show up together implies they are similar kinds of darkners/entities.
I no-hit the Knight after an hour of attempts and all I have to say is the hitboxes on that sword tunnel attack are disgusting, Toby.
Soulelle is the best yuri ship.
>>532297828>ice cream holder handsYou understand. You get it. This is the vision. It's beautiful. One of the few things that prevents from leaving this place is the hope that I might see something like this. Thank you.
>>532298497Is this new art or did the new release free this artist
>>532298629>Alice in Wonderland is just a nerd's breakdown over Imaginary NumbersTOBY NO
>>532298670Isn't noelle taller than susie?
>>532298806*isnt not a hero, you know what I mean
>>532298236No. Dess met ICE-E way before she was lost. Theyโre not related to each other.
>>532298128toby loves theft. just admit he watched it.
>>532298497I just realized how boring Suselle art is. I don't think any other ship in the game's fanart is mostly
>LOOK THEY'RE TOGETHER AND VALID
>>532298881I'm willing to wingman for my boy kris
That retard doesn't realise what he has
>>532298427is referencing alice in wonderland really 'dignified' now? pretty sure i've seen goddamn gacha games reference it
I hope Suselle happens so I can force Kris to cheat with Susie and destroy all their friendships!
>>532298734>"GIASFCLFUBREHBER" has been "shifting".maybe it's a code cipher
Catti is the white-supremacist's option of fave
>>532298821>Azzy said took it and said we should berry the boxSo what was going on here? What is she trying to say Asriel said? "said took it"? What was "took" actually?
And why did he suggest burying the box instead of like throwing it in a dumpster? He was the same age as December. You'd expect him to be a voice of reason character in this whole outlandish situation.
It's also interesting he is apparently with them when Kris scares Noelle, and it's Dess who disciplines Kris instead of Azzy?
Very, very, interesting
>>532298912>chapter 5 spoilers
NUTDEALER, the third installment in the Undertale franchise, is an erotic sex-comedy point-and-click adventure starring Spamton G. Spamton. Revisit classic and NEO locations through space and time as Spamton tries to deal nut, get butt, and maybe, just maybe, find true love along the way.
>>532299068>LOOK THEY'RE TOGETHER AND VALIDCongratulations, you just described 99% of yuri.
>>532299110well, most of his references are 'remember digital pogs from 1997?' or 'here's a music theme literally from my friend's autistic webcomic i didn't change shit about it'
Ralsei is fat ralph in the light world
>>532299334>he thinks Megalovania appeared in Homestuck firstOof.
>>532299068I get what you mean but it's especially that artist. There's definitely fun Suselle art although it tends to lack angst compared to all other ships in the game. Since the relationship dynamic de-emphasizes Susie's struggles and isn't connected to any of the bad stuff hanging over Noelle. (Besides Dess Replacement Hypothesis, which wasn't much of a thing pre-3/4 era when most Suselle art was produced.)
>>532299068that's yuri in a nutshell for you
>>532299334Toby foxiverse quaternaryโฆ..
>>532299009I'm not saying he didn't watch it. I am saying that there's nothing necessarily pointing to queen being a rip off of white diamond specifically. If you understood the origins of white diamond's design, you'd get why I don't think it's a rip off so much as it's sourced from the same place.
Why did Kris feel the need to gender a TV but not themselves?
Why doesn't Kris just sell pics of themselves on OnlyEsteemedIndividuals? They could easily become a [Big Shot] as long as Tori doesn't find out.
>>532299068real thinking man's yuri needs to be exhaustingly slow-burn and so subtle they never even hold hands. Suselle is moving way too fast and it's mostly just a sequence of scripted Cute Moments
Battena is kinda like Suselle if it was good
>>532298709>>532298795>>532298903love muh knight
if ya got any reqs lmk : )
>>532299403anon... black knife.
>>532299521no one would pay for pics of that h*man uggo fatty
Whatever you want to say about Toby's "inspirations", I will say this.
I have never seen something pointed to as being a thing Toby "stole", that Toby's "version" was not outright superior to.
>>532299727He was probably venting about feeling like he's ripping too much stuff off when he made Spamton.
>>532299593Nah machspeed yuri is fine if they're a toxic and complicated situationship.
Bonus points if they hate eachother but violently make out in private.
>>532299675Kris is thin though
>>532299876kris is a tube
>>532299675I thought people loved chubby femtheys though?
>>532299512I think realistically, Kris' nonbinary identity stems from their disconnect to human culture. They were raised in a society of completely different bodies and gender roles. They have species dysphoria, and adopting the nonbinary label is an attempt to escape their physical body and not feel as human. Instead of a human MALE with human MALE parts, they get to feel more ambiguous and less defined by what gendered pronouns point out about their species. It's a coping mechanism.
>>532299204Itโs very ominous when you realize that ICE-ERAM is the JPEG Pizzapants was over fixated on.
Brattyโs lines for Pizzapants:
* Like, he was always ogling girls like me and stuff...
* Now he can be a good little boy and ogle a jpeg.
* See? Everyone wins. Especially US, because it's really funny.
* W-well, I guess it won't hurt to, um... if it makes him happy, too...
These strange lines makes me wonder if ICE-E is possessing people in real life and their nature is akin to a demon. It gets worshipped. Any object tied to it is accursed/haunted. Images of it heavily impact people for the worst.
>>532299068>search noelle holiday + susie/susie-deltarune>filter out the porn...You might be right. Why isnt there fagslop-tier art for Suselle
>Theorise Papyrus as the ch5 secret boss
>Twitter thinks it will actually be Sans (pic related specific is a joke though to be clear)
Either way it does feel like it will be one of them given the blue soul is coming up. I really doubt Toby would pull out Grandpa Semi. In any case a Lightner would be appropriate for a "Ralsei spotlight" boss.
>>532300091I'm going to fuck his twink ass so hard that he stops being nonbinary and accepts his new life as my personal boytoy
>>532299427A lot of the Suselle art I enjoy has some third character involved which means something I'm sure
I'm especially a fan of Carol's horrible daughter-in-law stuff
>>532299593>real thinking man's yuri needs to be exhaustingly slow-burn and so subtle they never even hold handsso you're telling me the best yuri is purposefully slow and boring?
...no wonder i don't like it
>>532300228that's a cute doe
>>532299068Is there genuinely a single piece of fanart of the two of them on the ferris wheel or in the basement or even with the guitar?
If you're a man and you think like this, just go ahead and cut your balls off.
>>532295907>every other character on model>just draw a generic hot dude for mettaton and generic child for frisk i know to a certain degree it's inevitable but once you notice it you never stop yknow
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>>532300354>I really doubt Toby would pull out Grandpa Semi.>ON SUNDAY, I HARVEST THE WHEAT.>JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [$#&*] THAT USE [Death/Scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!
>>532298497So long gay susie!
>>532299204Also, notice that Dess tries to burn the box and it fails.
Itโs a haunted objectโฆ
So if ICE-E is manipulating reality. Why is it changing its form right before the day Pizzapants meets Pizzarina?
I go through days where I see Tenna and feel nothing and then other days where a single jpeg gives me so much dopamine it makes my head spin
>>532300091Kris is more likely to be born female
>Wears princess ribbon, and ribbons in general>Non-men welcome in MANCOUNTRY>The Girl wields swords>Hair cut short to look more masculine as if to avoid looking feminine
>>532300649I'm pretty sure the ultimate goal of all homosexuals is either to remove the genitals of their partner and turn them into a woman or to become a woman
It's just science
>>532300612anon how would you know, no one posts unironic suselle in these threads.
>>532300729almost all non binarys are female birthed kek
>>532299334What, you dont like Bob Sparker being 3 of the top 5 Undertale/Deltarune characters?
>>532300214Eram is burgerpantโs pizza gf?! No wonder sheโs so brattyโฆ
Give Kris a long-haired super form that carries over to the light-world
>>532300729I interpreted mancountry as meaning the opposite, that Kris feels insecure about not being a proper man and the non-men sign was reassurance
Are you ready for Asgore's favorite show?
What does everyone think of the "Hometown is a doomsday cult" theory?
>>532300830I mean, if it got old Iโd be mad but MTT hasnโt gone stale
>>532300354Fuck Sans, he already got his hard fight. Papyrus all the way.
>>532299727literally nobody will care that you're unoriginal (as long as you aren't straight up plagarazing) if you have the chops to back it up
>>532300830depending on if mettaton is a tenna ripoff or vice versa, we're at least 3 layers of bobs down. i believe we can go further.
>>532301012>throuple happens but it's Toriel, Carol, and Sans>Rudy is OK with it since he wants Carol to be happy and he can't put out anymore
>>532300947surely deltarune wouldn't rip off nitw
>>532300091I like this idea because it also plays in to our role as a saviour. It's our responsibility to show Kris it's OK to be human and accept their anatomy
>>532300354My only issue with this is that every traditional secret boss so far has had a unique dialogue sound but no face portrait. Sans and Papyrus have face portraits.
>>532301012>Carol/Toriel and Rudy/Asgore are two gay couples who entered lavendar marriages for the benefits
Toriel broke up with Asgore because he was fucking rudy
>>532301214Did Morbi draw this? Getting those vibes
>>532301214This artstyle is so fucking ugly
>>532301214That Toriel is fucking scary.
>>532300947i think kris's presence as the 1 human in monster town is a social experiment for tolerance, just like in hatoful boyfriend and if anything happens to them it's bunker time
>>532301301Nah Morbi wouldn't dare to draw Kris porn
>>532300861Yeahโฆ
She uses Kris, bratty, and nice cream guy to express itself. All they need is an ICE-E object/image and she can reach Pizzapants.
Even Krisโ hatred of Bratty is tied to Eramโs hatred of her. And silently, it tells Kris the deal about this:
>>532300712And for Bratty and Nice Cream Guy to let him go.
This thing is a demon!
Does "AIR WAVES" (the song with the freedom motif) play in all the Mike minigames? Does it play in the one where FRIEND can appear?
>>532300728he always makes me feel giddy
>>532301242Toriel broke up with Asgore because he wouldn't let the dessappearance go. He starting fucking rudy as cope for losing his wife, and also Toriel hates Carol for some reason
>>532300947Depends if Angelistianity completely replaces Christianity in the universe or not. Gerson is basically their version of Tolkien.
>>532301479carol's funding/enabling her ex-husband's schizoboards.
>>532300947The Prophecy is too widespread with whole video game franchises based on books based on it for it to be some tiny cult thing, I think
it's gonna be akward when dess stops fucking around as the knight and goes from being asriel's studying buddy to sharing the same class as her younger sister & her polycule
>>532301479>Toriel hates Carol for some reasonbecause she's a bitch
and by she I mean toriel
and by is a bitch I mean is a gigantic cunt holy shit genuinely unforgivable in both deltarune and undertale
Angry Birds thread update: everyone is dead
>>532297867The second YIIK came out and and it was revealed the game was trash, Toby deleted his tweet promoting the game. The only connection left between Toby and YIIK now is a song Toby made for the game that can't be removed.
>>532301567The angel is an angry god then.
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>532297285Actually yes I do think something like that may have happened
>>532301639So are you a bitch because you hate Toriel? I'm going with yes
>>532301639She really is! I've hated Toriel ever since Undertale and people have always been so mean to me about it because I pointed out why she's terrible with the actual dialogue she has. People really don't like when you do that
>>532301710Night night, sleep well
>>532301567toby has never been that great at worldbuilding, a lot of hotland is basically held together with don'tthinkaboutit
>>532301850>Asgoreโฆ why donโt you just go up to the surface and murder people?
>>532301479what is their endgame?
>>532300091Why didnt this retard just identify as a monster then? Kris doesnt dress like a human (wears Azzys clothes), and doesnt have any connection to human culture or society.
>>532300923Why are blue twinks so erotic oughh
>>532301850>asgore... stop being such a pussy and kill everyone already>omg you killed people? dude what the fuck I'm leaving you I'm gonna go abduct some human kids and fuck a skeleton
>>532301479I think Toriel thinks Carol is just funding the Flower King, with Asgore's business failures being one of the big reasons for the divorce
It's one thing to be a schizo but it's another to be a schizo who wasted your son's college fund
>>532301997Kris identifies as a dog
>>532301931What are the issues with Hotland?
>>532301997>Kris doesnt dress like a humanstripe shirt is THE human outfit though
Dear liberals,
How can you say I'm controlling Kris when Kris has been controlling me by replacing all my thoughts with their cute body?
Curious.
>>532301981I am repulsed by this image, yet... I know it to be true in my heart. Why must you inflict this on me? Do you truly despise me so?
>>532301668That's kinda crazy. I might genuinely kill myself if Toby un-promoted my project.
I just saw the spamton sweepstakes and it was the funniest shit. But what exactly happened to Spamton A. Spamton at the end?
>>532302106>identifias as a dog>not as a goathow does kris manage to be a race traitor of something that's not even his own race
>>532302135Green stripe shirt was Asriels shirt Chara wore because she was stripped naked, raped, and thrown into the underground to die.
Humans wear blue and purple shirts.
You guys got any good spamelle pics
>>532302308Reverse pregnancy.
>>532302216Toby Fox also didn't deliver on all of his promised backer awards back in the undertale days, but it was mysteriously never brought up again. The dog isn't the best person, methinks
>>532302347>still no berdly edit
>>532302308We don't know, and non-game material is not considered strictly canon, but I imagine it had to do with FRIEND.
>>532300475the soundtrack
you know like the knight's fight theme
it's taken from a comic toby's friend made that he made music for
I can't believe that Noelle was in love with Kris and he just walked away
>>532302202ay what's wrong with it? i thought it was okay
>>532302382mundy,,,,,
>>532302476She still thinks about Carol. Carol lives rent-free in her head
continuing my "previous fun gang" idea
>>532302419Like what?
>>532302441FRIEND in general likes messing with the dark world.
Eram likes to terrorize in the light world.
>>532302382he's like her pet daughter
>>532302512She wasn't in love with him and he also is not in love with her
>>532302535ok, I don't care
>>532302382Spamelle the character or ship?
>>532302512why are moids like this?
>>532302129honestly mostly half misrembered stuff from my fic writing days, it's said somewhere that mettaton is the only tv star, but that makes no sense(otherwise no one would own a tv). still, i can't find a source for it
also the ratings at the end of the show don't make a ton of sense population wise.
>>532302515Rudy still being tied up, and Carol being in the image at all.
Let's be real; Rudy isn't into bondage.
>>532302512We can right what once went wrong
>>532302308I'm still upset we never got the Spamton carbine knife or Spamton sniper rifle
>>532302605I probably should have specified I meant like the sorta fusion like picrel I saw a few threads ago lol but cute pic, thanks
>>532302743The cafe called, they're looking for you
>>532302795>Let's be real; Rudy isn't into bondage.source?
>>532302749kek good filename
>>532297705I think it's less that the game flopped, and more that the creator had a melty and went on a lolberterian podcast to vent about how gamers suck after his game flopped.
>>532301415Airwaves is only used in the minigame with Friend, except for in the Switch 2 version where that minigame is replaced with this one:
https://youtu.be/qpeK2RVQvrk?t=1094
>>532302959So is the implication the gayer you are, the curlier the hair?
>>532302419He has some character flaws like anybody, but honestly looking at how so many kickstarter games go and the tendency of lone creators to over promise, the fact Undertale is so good still makes it one of the most successful projects. Like, IDK I forgive him, because he literally made Undertale. His savvy about separating his personal life from the internet and the positivity from everyone who's ever worked with him including guys like Sakurai also gives Toby credits to me.
It was sucky to delete that tweet, but IIRC the Yiik creator was also lashing out at people and becoming toxic to associate with at the time. And the game legitimately had *serious* performance issues on launch. From that perspective, Toby also had to consider a duty to his fans whether to actively promote a project he came to learn had serious flaws on release.
Then there was that time he reamed that Wolff guy from his music label and donated money to the Undertale Yellow team for their trouble and because Wolff made stupid weird 5 figure bets to them about what Toby would say. I don't even like UTY that much but I thought Toby was pretty cool for that.
Hearing the black knife leitmotifs in forgettable chapter 1 tracks is making me enjoy those older traps I usually skipped. How does he do it
>>532302959I want to throw up
>>532303036So FRIEND doesn't show up on Switch? That's crazy?
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>>532302982>Tenna is Mettaton's house seeing the jar of Spamton After Not Surviving
The YIIK thing is sad because this is one of Toby's few truly great post-UT non-Underrune songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0EQ9goWZ0s
What's the name of the religion surrounding the Angel? Angelism? Deltarunianism?
>>532303036>to play the switch 2 Mike mini games you have to stuff them in a holeBut why
>>532300649dawg ralsei said it and he's still got his bawls, why can't i keep mine
>>532300661A round earthbound blob Frisk wouldnt be sexy
>>532303312>why does my television keep flipping to infomercials about death
>>532302303This but the sword is my peenus haha
>>532303321what bad thing happened with yiik
>>532303089*to a charity they picked not the devs themselves
Can somebody post shadowguys
>>532303393would u give pippins a shakejob
>>532303238Susie would go ballistic if she saw a hurt lancer
>>532299204Azzy would want to give an a haunted object a proper burial, not throw it out
>>532302868Best I can do without taking a deep dive in my 3yo+ mess of a folder
>>532303238fat fuck friend
>>532303526Itโs hard to find standalone pics. Pretend the Mikes arenโt there
>>532303626>tall lanky>midget
>>532303626Cuuuute
I love it, thanks for sharing. Saw some art for it a bit ago and was a fan so wanted to see if you guys had any as a lot of good stuff is posted here. Appreciate it mate
>>532303526be the change you want to see in the world
>>532303818sorry, didn't mean to @ you.
https://x.com/riggy_b/status/1947524207237087298
>>532303776She's tall for a midget
>>532303793You're welcome, you can find more if you don't mind digging through the archive, there really is some GOOD stuff in there
>>532302978He's not the meek sort. I have nothing else to add to this.
>>532303089I'm not saying he's evil or anything like that. I think he does try to do well by his fans, but that doesn't necessarily make him a "good person". I think he has demons to fight like anyone else and it's only fair to remember his flaws as much as his success.
what's the knight's killcount? is it just tenna and jackenstein so far
Sorry Stacy, but in real life, the goth emo chick doesn't get the man, the fat girl with a beautiful heart does.
>>532304027I originally thought that Toby added the Petz references for the ARG after the Spamton Petz mods but like
That's can't possibly be the case, right? It's so weirdly specific and plot-relevant now
>>532304085I might try thanks, issue is just that people usually don't namedrop characetrs when they post pics of them so not a foolproof way to search but better then nothing. Thanks
Imagine fucking Tenna up the ass and cumming inside him
>>532304175minus 1 because she gave birth to asriel's little bastard child (ralsei)
Doe
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>>532304275Here: https://www.tumblr.com/logicpng/789549628362293248/you-rattle-my-head-and-theres-just-dice-clanking
>>532304175AAAAIIIEEEEE WHY IS SHE WELDING LIKE THAT SHE'S GONNA BURN A HOLE THROUGH THE CROTCH OF HER PANTS AND GET THE SPARKS ON HER PUSSY!!!
>>532304176>but what if it's a fat goth emo chick with a beautifull heart
>>532302512Kris only likes older women
>>532304186The thought of it just being a big coincidence that was already planned prior to the Spamton mods is kind of amazing to me
>>532304175One of my fave pics I've seen for the new chapters so far its so pretty. Especially like how shadowguy was colored, kind looks like silver chariot requiem
Where the fuck is that bum Kris tho
>>532304558fatties can't have beautiful hearts cause they're clogged with fat and cholesterol
Noelle has been activated
God help us all
>>532304186i think toby likely played petz growing up, i did too.
>>532304607friend's ROUND BARE ASS on screen?!
Someone might want to check up on the cattifags, things might be a little rough for them, Ch4 -> Ozzy can't be fun.
>>532303254almost makes you wonder how important FRIEND really is, doesn't it?
>>532304607Eramโs presence was revealed by Jevil in the first chapter of the game.
After Jevil, Spamton talks about Mike and we start seeing a smiling cat in the dark.
>>532304735>the countdown has begun
>>532304813i have a theory that toby fox played earthbound
Can the pippins cum if you shake them enough? I need to know this information for IMPORTANT scientific research
>>532304186Theres no chance its a coincidence. The same ARG Toby incorporated other fan stuff into the like Cringelle, and wiwis were a thing for at least a year.
>>532304726Don't you dare speak of BBWs in such a manner. I think I speak for all of us when I say we ALL want to fuck a fat woman (or man).
https://youtube.com/shorts/oGQQhW73T44
>>532303036>>532303254Well it's still got the yellow and pink at least.
>>532304416cucumber quest
>>532305128I don't like fat men or women. I prefer sticks like Kris or husky men with just a bit of tummy
>>532304690>Where the fuck is that bum Kris thoOn the Normal Route he's making out with the Knight, alternatively he's walking cold and alone through the snow to the Fountain that was still quite far off, waiting for a signal to safely close it.
On the Weird Route hs's comforting Noelle and taking Berdly to hospital.
>>532299627Which one is Noelle and which one is Susie
>>532305282What cucumber quest song?
>>532305449nightmare knight
>>532305283what about fat asses twinks with just enough tummy chub to fondle
>>532305094You need to throw them and only if they land on 6
>>532305524lore-accurate Kris
Would Seam enjoy gambling with Spamton?
>toby making all the songs 7 years ago is confirmed
>but him knowing what characters he will use in future chapters makes no sense
Gonermaker list denialists are a pathetic bunch
>>532305663Constantly bringing it up to get some positive affirmation is even more pathetic, not gonna lie
>>532305656>LET'S FLIP A COIN!>IF IT LANDS ON [heads!] you LOSE>IF IT LANDS ON [the pointed tail] I WIN>seam manages to make the coin land on its side>YOU STUPID [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
If gaster turns out to be the main villain, will you kill him?
>>532305872Well that's more creative than most designs. I like the long hair
>>532305524>fat asses twinks with just enough tummy chub to fondlePeak male physique
https://files.catbox.moe/5pxc97.png
>>532305965If gaster turns out to be the main villain I'll kill myself.
>>532306079What even is happening here?
>>532306079dolphin porn (do not open)
>>532306060im still mad r/chubbyfemboys got nuked now i have nowhere to post and nowhere to goon
Let's say hypothetically, that Spamton did reach [Heaven] and ended up in the real world, what happens?
Would the universe rewrite itself as if Spamton was naturally born into this world? Would every piece of Spamton merch just disappear? Will Deltarune acknowledge that he existed within the game anymore or is he just completely erased from it?
>>532305656He'd enjoy Spamton's ridiculous reactions but the only person who Seam actually enjoyed playing against is Jevil.
Likely because Jevil's chaotic nature makes whatever Seam's powers are not as effective.
Dess is almost certainly the Knight but I'm curious as to how Toby will execute it in a way that doesn't feel like a rehash of Flowey and Asriel.
>>532295778Frisk doing the zombie stance Kris has is fucking hilarious, they just look like they're gearing to throw a tantrum rather than actually struggling with anything
>>532306318Spamton gets a Twitter account
>>532306079This is AIpoopy of Kris and Ralsei running through the Dark World butt-naked
i'm trying to complete a voregrave run but noelle's slowing me down too much to catch up to the enemies
do i really have to leave my game open for hours just to move again?
>>532306318he gets shot in Detroit
>>532306228cmon anon why would you lie to me i wanted to see poppup porn
>>532306318He ends up homeless living in a dumpster.
>>532306079This is AI Dinner of Kris and Ralsei streaking with their little boy butts in Card Kingdom
>>532306712uwaaaa morbidly obese noelle caked in shit... fvcking NAAAAASTY
>>532306448You're supposed to spend that time jacking off dumbass
>>532305524No. Ass size is irrelevant. I like husky twunks.
>>532305635Kris subsists entirely on sugar and chocolate drinks. He's either skin and bones or has an odd shaped stomach from being a skinnyfat twig, but he definitely doesn't have an ass.
>>532306827is skinnyfat twig the worst bodytype
>>532306827explain picrel then, liberel
>>532306978that has to itch so bad
It's funny to think that after ch3, Spamton's the one desperately trying to get back with Tenna, while Tenna is living his best life at Mettaton's house and doesn't need Spamton.
>>532307089that would actually be so funny if the suit made kris' ass super itchy so he constantly has to dig in his butt to scratch it haha
Toriel found out about Ozzy Osbourne dying and it ruined her day
>>532307089Kris wouldent do that in front of his friends
Susie though
>>532307112Spamton can think about his ex all he wants but he's staying on Susie's face and he has no say in the matter.
Having no ass is the female equivalent of having a micropenis
>>532306978Off-model
>>532306969Small arms, small legs, slightly round stomach. Yeah, I'd say that's among the worst. It's like the extreme of anorexia.
>>532306827Kris is a child and is too young to get a nasty lumpy skinny fat body. Kris has a beautiful smooth body on a perfect frame.
https://files.catbox.moe/tgetbt.jpg
>>532307112That thought makes me sad. The idea that one person lives their best life and the other wants to reconnect but they can't reminds me too much of my own life and I don't want to relive it so I hope something happens and they can meet again in a happier way than they did in the pipis scene.
How often do you replay the game?
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>>532307534Hot but where's the cute peen
>>532307583i plan on replaying the whole thing every time a new chapter releases
>>532307112Deltarune is a game about battle throuples with a secret fourth member. Spamton, Mettaton and Tenna will join forces with the power of MIKE.
>>532307583I haven't finished chapter 4 yet
>>532307534Kris is at least 15 or 16 at the minimum, and "skinnyfat" doesn't mean "nasty" or "lumpy". I don't even know where you got that idea from.
Cope all you want, he still doesn't have an ass
>>532307439Its not that bad but it is a let down when a girl drops her panties and she literally has no ass.
>>532307534we were having such a nice time discussing kris' body fat distribution but you just had to make it weird
>>532307991>Kris is at least [headcanon]If seeing Kris that way is how you like it, thats okay! Thats why every physical aspect of Kris is ambiguous.
>>532307112>get back with TennaThat's one way to put it, I guess.
>>532301012Toriel and Carol bonding over homophobia.
>>532307859Link to the FRIEND footage and bonus Tenna wiwi forme:
https://xcancel.com/RealTweets009/status/1947669793563414917
https://files.catbox.moe/sfbo73.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/eins8w.mp4
Its funny and kinda sad that we actually had some theories about the idea of taking the loaded disk into chapter 3 and then toby just, removes it from your inventory entirely. Not even a special version of the pipis scene, its just "Fuck you for even thinking that would mean something"
>>532308243>all their children are gay
>>532308313what am i looking at
Because Mr. Toby Wooby is the quirkest gamedev around. If I were on his Toby list, I'd get out of town.
How has Kris not been molested yet
>>532308219>SchmoesToy Story 2 reference
>Rosen GravesDustner foreshadowing
>Cathode ScreamsTenna literally calls it the "show that makes you scream" and rhymes that with "screens" like Spamton does
Spamton could also be referring to Tenna screaming and moaning when they played "pushing buddies" during their "business meetings"
Why are these businesses men so moe
>>532308167... No, retard. He's at least 15 because he's in class with a person who has a job. The minimum working age in the US is 16.
>>532308910Hometown employs undocumented vessels from South Toberica younger than 16 in the Shelter Meat Factory
>>532308654Dess would always protect Kris from people trying to molest him.
>>532309073You have no evidence of this. Mayor Holiday made sure that you don't.
>>532307859I get the impression that Spamton wouldn't want to share him with anyone.
>>532308876They're so cute.
>>532302507Are you referring to the nightmare night's theme? Because I don't hear the similarities, but I have little understanding of musical theory, so I might be missing something.
>>532301668he didn't do that because the game was trash, he did that because the game caught flak for using elisa lam's death as a cheap plot point and wanted nothing to do with the shitshow
>>532308654h*mans are considered extremely unattractive in the deltarune world
>>532309390Then why did Asriel fuck Kris so many times
>>532309186Spamton is opportunistic, I think if Tenna was getting some action he'd want to one-up him and get it too. Being fun-sized means it's easier for Spamton to join in.
I've seen fanfictions of Mettaton fattening up Spamton and dominating him, and of Mettaton doing the same for Tenna, but I want to see more Spamettatenna...I like both Spamton and Tenna having their rivalry superceded by someone putting both of them in line.
>>532309073>You know folks, I visited Hometown today and I gotta tell you - it's a disaster. You have kids opening up "Dark Fountains", I don't even know what those are. What's a "Dark Fountain"? What is that? A kid froze to death, a girl threatened to eat another kid's face. It's really bad, folks. Really bad. And at the head of it all, Carol Holiday - Crazy Carol Holiday as I like to call her. Crazy Carol Holiday. And apparently her daughter was assaulted by the same kid that's opening up these "Dark Fountains". WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, AND WHY IS MAYOR HOLIDAY DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT!
>>532309856Desperate incel
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>>532295109Eventually I'm gonna start copy and pasting posts from the guy I hate who believes the soul is also Kris, that thinking the soul is "the player " means you have an unhealthy relationship with fiction and the whole story is about dissociative personality disorder and intrusive thoughts just to contradict you.
>>532306448You should be beheaded for this post
>>532309919>Mr President is this another distraction? Please just release the Epstein files like you said you would
>>532308910>[headcanon]Thats cool anon, but please dont treat your theories as fact!
>>532308449Should've been more obvious in retrospect, since I'm pretty sure Chapter 1 Key Items disappear from your inventory once you get to Chapter 2. It does feel like missed potential, though.
>>532309949All of the girls wanted Asriel but Asriel only wanted his little brother. Truly the most compelling Japanese story of all time. Toby Fox has done it again
>>532310323*only wanted Diaps Guy.
>>532309073Meat Factory? Like pork or beef, right?
>>532309905>>532310361imagine being this mindbroken by the krisrielfag. stop wasting bumps faggot
Kris can't get into a relationship with any of the monster characters because it would get censored and shut down by payment processors for bestiality
>>532301412Heโs one lucky guy
kinda crazy how moldesster gets lambasted every time it's mentioned while asriel gets to molest his sibling with no issuee
>>532310530Nuh uh.
Source: HMOFA (and HMOMA) games are all over steam
>>532301567lord of the hammer is famous but we don't know where the prophecy came from or how it made it to the light world. there's evidence of other religion in deltarune (church of deltarune has no concept of sin, asriel is terrified of it and wants to confess like a catholic would. not that i think the game is explicit enough to ever have "christianity" specified, but you get what i mean)
gerson writing a fictional story based on their bible and it becoming deltarunes lord of the rings and gaining fans based on the story content rather than the allegory is pretty easy to imagine imo. considering thats literally what we are lol
>>532310514dont take my (You)s
>>532302303Kris y u penis glowe
>>532310323Little sister.
Kris completely undeniably is the second hero
>>532310184Spamton as the financial guy who's crazy but always gives prophetic market advice
>>532295109Nobody is judging you for playing games, not really. They're just fiction. What makes Toby's games great is that they're uniquely immersive in that they incorporate the existence of the player into the games' own internal logic and ask what it would be like if we related to others the way we do with game characters, as means or objects. If there's an aspect of moral judgment here it's just the questioning of what kinds of habits this kind of engagement with fiction form in the player, the identification of an insatiable pleasure-seeking appetite which can cause tremendous harm if left unchecked
>>532310659The mistake you made here is assuming it's molestation. Almost everyone would agree Kris initiated in the case of Krisriel. Species dysphoria and whatever other mental illness he has
>>532310278Im fairly certain this isnt something toby thought of, but technically this means keeping the loaded disk into chapter 3 should GONER Spamton. That's literally him being completely erased from the game
>>532307112nothing of what you wrote is true
>>532310775Toby Fox doesn't have the balls to make Kris' gender a plot point with how incredibly violent his rabid fanbase is. It's a nice theory and it being used would have been cool, but it won't happen and we all know it.
But also the prophecy's image with the sword isn't even the most compelling evidence that Kris could be a girl. I invite you to expand your mind.
>>532310184You must have missed that prophecy panel. Do not ask about which intelligence agency wd gaster is apart of.
Enough about HMOFA
what about FAOHM (futa anthro on human male)
>>532311158All /utg/ users are mentally ill some are just significantly more than others
>>532296178Cyan = Kris
Magenta = Susie
Yellow = Noelle
Red = (You)
Blue = Berdly
Green = Ralsei
Purple = Catti
Orange = Jockington
White = Asriel
Black = Dess
Trying to have a sexy video call with Asgore but he keeps accidentally pressing the button that turns the phone camera around without realizing it since his hands are so large, showing Asgore Plants vs. Zombies since he wanted to try out more video games after playing Chrono Trigger but was looking for something "floral-themed" to ease into the concept more (he absolutely loved it), vacuuming around the house until I get to the Aschair where upon removing the cushion I am greeted to another Asgore's worth of fluff
these are the kind of deltarune theories that i like to see
>>532311329The truth no-one wants to admit, Susie bottoms for Kris.
>>532311158me too! im an empty shell!
this is so cute, the blue pipis dress..
>>532311020so it's okay to fuck a kid if they make the first move now? because i thought the entire reason everyone pisses their breeches over dess/kris was because of the moral standpoint, but here you are telling me that it's okay just because kris said yes in your headcanon
>>532311329too based for this thread, unfortunately
I ended up putting way too much detail and effort on what was supposed to be a quick Tenna drawing... as always
>>532311329sounds a bit cringe innit
>>532311617The difference between being groomed and meeting with your desires is vast and untamed.
But it's not like people really like krisriel, either. I'm not as vocal about it as the dess people are about their stuff so they don't bother to fight with me
>>532296221Boss monsters are goat-cats not just goats
>>532311158Cute! I wonder how you'd draw gijinkas of the pippins/shadowguys/zappers, it'd be cool to see if you're into the idea.
>>532312106Only on the normal route
>>532311158I love this, going in my folder.
>>532312019i've been thinking about it. we'll see what i can do and i'll post it if i don't hate it
>>532295109I fucking hate people like you. Actual Berdly irl.
>>532312106No shading, pixel art, NGMI
>>532308219Yeah Tenna lives rent-free in Spamton's head. Spamton really wanted to [Kill your TV] far beyond a reasonable degree. I legitimately think he's more obsessed than Tenna, but does a better job of hiding it behind hatred.
He also fully believes Tenna's death is an inevitability and probably thinks cheering for his death would put his mind at ease. Like, it would be more upsetting if he still had positive feelings for his ex and wanted to reconcile knowing it won't matter anyways(not that he didn't try when he found out Tenna kept the pipis)
But since Tenna didn't die afterall, I think Spamton mostly feels petty about it and wants to send a bunch of angry letters to Tenna. I like to think he wrote those 2 Valentines after ch3 and he's vaguely insinuating that he wants them to get back together again.
>>532311949Yeah, they're essentially chimera's.
>>532311231I think the implication is that items like the Loaded Disk get lost in your spacious pockets between Chapters, since not everything that Kris carries around is displayed in your inventory (the knife is the best example of this).
>>532312106He's the knight so yes
>>532312106he's the knight so no
SPAMTON
WILD PRIZE IS HERE
IT'S SPAMTON
IT'S SPAMTON TIME
WHO WANTS A PRIZE
Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86251157-2506-2426
Magma: https://magma.com/d/zwvExP8tCq
https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg
>>532312497>darkness dripping from his cockOOOOOOUUUGH I NEED IT TOBY
>>532312234Glad to hear it anon, I hope you're able to come up with something you're happy with.
"Caviar AGAIN?" is a very strong line
>>532312617Me me wants a prize
>>532299297>the second tenna is out of the darkworld & the cameras he takes out his girdle and gains at the very least 50 pounds, TVs are heavy like thatthis is true, picrel is his mobility scooter
>>532312106secret dustner in the hospital chapter
These Kralsei artists really get me. They understand what we want.
>>532312786Even if the Holidays are loaded who the hell eats caviar that often
>>532312639>Magma: https://magma.com/d/zwvExP8tCqI can't view this without making an account? That's dumb
If Deltarune was made by a AAA company
>>532312862The worst part is CAVIAR SUCKS
there's far better food like it that isn't nearly as expensive
Although it's interesting how Noelle dislikes meat but is fine with caviar
>>532312106Hell no this dude is fucking done for
>>532311158Cute baby
Teach it how to commit fraud
>>532312862>blond>rich with tacky decor>coldThe Holidays are Russian
I don't know it took me so long to figure this out. At the end of chapter 4, the voice on the phone call says" Remember, you promised." Why would they say this? It would only make sense if, whoever this is, had reason to believe that Kris NEEDS to be reminded, as if they know Kris is faltering in their mission. This has convinced me enough to believe the Knight is the caller, because they would have seen what Kris saw when Susie was in turmoil over the tragedy of the prophesy. The Knight needed to remind Kris that Susie is a sacrifice for something greater (which could be a number of things). If you want to go a step further and say there were two people on a group call in the Holiday house earlier in the chapter, then It's Carol, the Knight and Kris who are the primary conspirators.
>>532312476That or Kris is actively tossing them out for one reason or another (probably because they keep jabbing into his legs)
Also toby better have a genuine reason why we cant see the knife in his inventory, he's not hiding it in the ball of junk since you can toss it and knife ralsei is a stupid theory. I dont want to accept that the inventory is just randomly deciding what we can and cant see, and he cant just say "Kris is hiding it", because thats not an explanation HOW is he hiding it
>>532312106He has to make it. There's so many asses left to kick.
what would happen if kris inserted the LoadedDisk into his ass
>>532312839tenna can't do anything...
>>532306372dess knight is surface level
>>532312862Mayor's kid, they probably have a lot of parties she has to attend
>>532312960How did someone stuck in 2016 have access to deltarune?
>>532313090Kris promised to take Asriel's virginity
>>532313198>>532312960not a fan of this type of humor. Which is why it's from reddit.
>>532312862Have you seen Carol? She's on that white army refugee russian old money diaspora shit.
>>532299334>I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.>Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.>I couldn't stop laughing.
>>532312864I am not Asgore. Whoever told you this is spread false information. I am incredibly jealous of Asgore (and, by extension, Carol) for being able to have the only male reindeer monster in the entire game. I hate Noelle. She should have been Noel.
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>>532312960>If Deltarune was made by a AAA companyNah, this would be happening
>>532313015>Spamton getting with another tall, wackily-animated, psychotic actor bossTenna would suicide bomb the Pizza Tower.
pippins fnf video
https://x.com/un_0tk/status/1947610959335592229
>>532313126He becomes puppet kris
>>532313309Someone photoshop this into that sprite of elnina/lanino and roulx on the cliff
>>532312960>"I wonder if there's something over there...">"Ah! A save point! That should help!">"I think I see a save point over there.">"Spinning white star looking thing? Must be a save point." >"Spookysword? I don't do scary.">"Thorn Ring? I wonder why it's called that..It can't be that be-OW! Yeah okay's that bad."
>>532313405I'M PICKLE KRIS
>>532313398>forces Kris to stick his dick in between>"haha whoops!"
>>532313370https://files.catbox.moe/4zacl2.mp4
This fucking rules wtf
>>532313215You joke, but this is exactly the sort of thing BRIDGE and similar DEI initiatives have been pushing for years. The most recent Dragon Age game proves that.
>>532313634Back the fuck up Asriel
>>532313584>this will be the New Game Plus snowcoomers get with Noellehuhuhuhu
>>532313634>poor grammar because the white supremacist who made this is a brown ESL
>>532313003Caviar is just overpriced salmon roe. Regular fish eggs are cheap if you want the texture.
Speaking of I don't get how anyone below Noelle's wealth bracket can just chill at her house and not get mad at how much money her family has to throw around.
>>532313584The last 2 could be Toby dialogue lbr
>>532313341But would Sands remember you're genocides?
>>532313818Sure I don't care. As long as they got a penis.
>>532313634That fucking dialogue
>>532302419Most Kickstarter games from that era didn't fully deliver on their backer rewards
>>532313584>I wonder what's over there, maybe we should talk with that person!>My lightener sight senses a secret door nearby (activate lightener sense)
>>532313634>Assyhahahahaha
>>532313824Caviar is sturgeon roe, salmon roe isn't even expensive.
Neither is Caviar if you live in an area where sturgeon aren't endangered, it's basically a waste product.
>>532313335Carol, your city tax forms are due on the 25th. Stop posting on this basketweaving forum and finish them already. The church is no longer recognized as a legitimate religion and is now required to pay property taxes.
Getting my Vessel back and instantly collapsing on the ground as I pretend to be dying and cough and groan that only a kiss from a fat TV guy and email guy can save me now
>>532313812>>532313970That is the fucking joke, brown ESL deer wants white babies.
>>532310684>prophecy is revealed to be true>mass suicides because everyone in the world who didn't believe in angelism realizes that their entire belief system is false
>>532302540Sex with the Prince from the Dark
>>532313908noelle has one and kris will rape her and birth fucked up children
>>532313634I'M NOT RALSEI
BUT I'M ASSYRIEL
>>532313584Imagine if Kris can talk and just says shit like this to (you) to piss you off
>Dinner at the Holidays
https://youtu.be/lOIZmoOhJik
>>532314426I'M NOT YOUR DADDY I'M YOUR GRANDPA
>>532312957Yeah they required accounts for it after the website got purchased, just use temp mail if you really want to view it. It might be time to start making an archive of all of the canvases for anons who don't care to make an account just to look at it.
>>532305107>other fan stuff into the like CringelleNoelle was cringe from chapter 1
I've been thinking about creating a new collaborative art program like magma as a personal project, since it seems like everyone wants a new one to exist. But I'm not even an artist and I doubt anyone would use it
>>532314272Baadorii no waza da...!
>>532314939personally i prefer whiteboard because it's not as laggy as magma
>>532314528I would painfully rape him in front of Susie and Noelle and make sure he cries and begs for me to stop or until he begs to be killed and I won't listen. I will make sure he is thoroughly corrected for it
>>532311895Well I DID say I was only gonna post him when he was done, but I suppose the sketch is in a presentable enough state to share
>>532314937Is spamton mike? Heโs small and black like a little microphone
>>532306012these are adorable
>>532315047>in front of SusiePretty sure Susie would try to kill you.
>>532306012>filenameso what happened to him
>>532315216Without the soul to protect her, she would be easy to incapacitate
>>532314937So fucking good
someone put all the cuntboy kris art and put it in one mega folder for me PLEASE I BEG YOU
>>532314819I think they're talking about FluttGIRshy Noelle. Which is 100% canon
>>532315319She'd throttle you dude. You don't have super powers and Susie is a big fucking reptile.
>>532314937>neuron activation
>>532315216I know, and I know Kris knows. She wouldn't be able to do anything and it'd just break him further. Useless little shit girl, ahahahaha!
>>532315646He types into his keyboard with cheeto crusted obese fingertips.
>>532315542Buddy, we're literally god. It doesn't matter if she could beat us in a fight. We have infinite retries and there's nothing she can do to stop it. More importantly, you have literally no idea what the vessel is capable of. Wait until you see the soul techniques it's capable of.
imagine spamtenna but they're both pippins
>>532315535>exCHEESE meYOU ARE NOT A MOUSE OR A RAT
Even if Susie didn't have the physical strength to take on the average human male (which she does) She can still come up to you and bite you with enough force to tear your skin as if she were biting into a gummy worm
>>532315820>we're literally godNo you're a loser roleplaying on a basket weaving forum. Cease this cringe.
>>532312850You are filled with the power of fluffy boys
>>532315978The chuddie fears the rapemaxxer's true x-slash
>>532316115Waiter! Waiter! More posts like this please!
>>532315820Cant wait to spend 10 minutes learning how to walk because the vessel is as strong as a guy whose been in a coma for a decade
>>532315535That was implicitly canon by virtue of her being a cringe gamer girl who associates with equally cringe people like Berdly, Kris, and Asriel
>>532315926Imagine them cuddling in the burrow.
>>532315951she knows a lot about biting into gummy worms.
>>532316214Unnecessary. It will function as Kris has functioned all this time. It's attuned to (you) by default, after all.
Going to clap my hands and do a little dance when Toby shuts down these power tripping vesselfags.
>>532316214IT WAS METAL GEAR ALL ALONG
>>532315926make everyone pippins and pippins everyone else
Going to clap my hands and do a little dance when my tiime at the festival with Noelle goes great and normalcucks get to watch Susie and Noelle get together.
>>532316761I'm a Krisfag but you sound like a whiny faggot dude
>>532316597I love obese girls
Imagine the fluffy cuddles
>>532316982I think the best part will be when the game softlocks at the end of chapter 5 with an actually unbeatable boss and everyone slowly realizes that in order to play 6 and 7 they HAVE to snowgrave and date the doe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BCGmx_Q1fA
>>532316626You command kris, you do not move krisโ legs, or slash krisโ sword
Are you guys meming or do you think romance with Noelle is actually in the cards for chapter 5's weird route?
>>532317329That would be so good
>>532315542>>532315951I'm pretty sure she's not beating an adult human male most of the time
>>532317690My love for Noelle will find its way into her.
Chapter 5 will have a bit like Susie and Noelle gossiping but instead it's going to be Asgore and Toriel and they will be arguing about their failed marriage but then end up confiding in each other about Kris and their mutual worries and frustrations about trying to parent them and Kris will overhear it and get super upset and I will laugh
>>532310659Azzy is nice to Kris
>>532306448I prefer size difference vore most of the time. Knowing you're smaller than the normal volume of a persons stomach is hot
>>532317776She can toss Kris with 1 arm like a softball my guy.
>>532310659Have you not seen the Diapsriel posting
People hate Krisriel too and rightfully so.
>>532317979Kris can hold her like a living vacuum cleaner, too. That doesn't mean too much.
>>532318041Its one autist
>>532317690There are some super delusional people who think it will be a regular romance, but it will probably mimic the cliches of a typical JRPG childhood friend romance (a la Skies Forever Blue) through a distorted, creepypasta-ish lens. For true Snowgravefags, this is not a deterrant, but part of the appeal.
>>532307780Not canon since Berdly is nice to Noelle when they're alone
>>532315542You fought her before, her attacks are easy
I finally managed to beat snowgrave spamton without any equipment, beside the wood blade, next step is no-hitting him.
Wich was his attack that gave (you) the hardest time?
>>532295109I feel like the whole self inserting conversation misses the point:
You ARE supposed to immerse yourself in Kris. Their love will become your love, your love will become their love. You are the soul, but you at some level are supposed to feel like you are Kris, you aren't supposed to bog yourself down on "what would kris do, how would kris feel", in this world, for all intents and purposes despite the real kris rebelling, you are kris. Susie is your friend, just as much as she is Kris', so are Noelle and Ralsei. You are the hero, even more so than Kris in some regards.
It was you who fought bravely against the knight, not Kris. It was you who chose to collect the shadow crystals to try to break fate. You and Kris are both "Kris".
There is no way to "morally" possess someone despite what others try to make you think. You are supposed to come to see yourself at some level as Kris.
>>532317010wouldn't that just KILL her
>>532310659Krisrielfags mostly keep to themselves, while Kressfags reply to unrelated posts about Kris or Dess to try to force their ship
>>532318198Honestly, I just want that freedom sauce and anything with Noelle is just a plus
>>532312839>open pic>get hornyto my ancestors, im so so sorry
>>532318436Untrue, Krisrielfags are just as guilty of this:
>>532309856 >>532313243
>>532318041pretty sure that's one guy trying to force a meme, the other anon who would scream about it seems to have died
most anons ignore what they dislike
>>532317690>do you think romance with Noelle is actually in the cards for chapter 5's weird route?It's going to be very painful seeing Kris forced to go with a braindead doe. It will happen in a monkey's paw kind of way
>>532318407Noelle is strong enough to endure it
>>532313003The Holidays eating caviar feels like a legitimate plothole.
That said, you can't canonically get this dialogue yet so idk.
One must imagine that if Noelle is in the party in chapter 5 (ie weird route), she's not gonna be quirk chungus like normal.
Can you even take the Pipis into chapter 4?
gerson is beating my ass. i'm so fucking bad at this game bros
>>532318665you should uninstall you're so bad
>>532318665It literally gets easier every attempt.
End of Chapter 7 character relationships and outcomes predictions:
Kris x Susie
Noelle commits suicide after Rudy dies and Carol falls into a deep depression and stops talking to her
Berdly x Dess (both Furchan /v/ posters)
Asgore kills Toriel and Sans but everyone agrees after a bit of thinking that they kinda deserved it
Papyrus was dating Asriel in college via a long distance relationship
Undyne arrests Alyphs after a student reports her anonymously for having loli on her school computer
The pizza girl burgerpants is dating turns out to be real and is low res in real life
Jockington dies in a tragic (but erotic) facesitting incident with Catti
All fountains end up closed or destroyed, every darkner is permanently and irreversibly killed
Snowdrake and monstergirl(boy?) end up dying because they convinced themselves to try and strangulate themselves to get high but end up going to far at the same time and suffocate
Idk about the rest
>>532313003>Noelle dislikes meat but is fine with caviarVegetarians are fine with bird eggs so it makes sense they'd be fine with fish eggs too. It's not like she's vegan.
>>532318369the phone hands
>>532318665Which attack is fucking you over the most? The bouncy shells? The hammer rain?
>>532318665you can do it anon, magicmaxx Susie and get her healing up to 70 it makes it a lot easier. even just one rude buster will also speed up the fight that generates mass spare points
>>532317010Damn bratty human!!! Seducing a monster like that!!! Kris correction is needed...
>>532314915Seeing my copypasta reposted by another anon... it fills me with DETERMINATION.
>>532318369Seconding the phone hands.
What would your reaction be if during the weird route, when Noelle rejoins the fun gang, she tells Susie that Kris told her stand behind her and takes Susie's spot behind Kris?
>>532318826no these are pretty easy, but the arrows coming from all sides make my fingers tangle and i end up pressing the wrong directions
>>532318369He can turn his hands into phones!
toby's really letting just any company use his IP as long as it's japanese now, huh
>>532318369His phone hand attack
>>532319000kino.
https://youtu.be/wccJQh4ivYk?si=_iJ1Ds_nGmYCxTS8&t=58
>>532318665The arrow patterns are the same every time so you will get better through memorization if nothing else. Make sure you use her heal and equip armor to improve her magic stat; you can heal around 70 points ideally. Always attack instead of defending because attacking gives you more star points with Gerson to end the battle faster. If you have a controller, you should try using it instead of a keyboard.
>>532319112Me on the right
Will Spamton ever improve himself?
WITHOUT Tenna fixing him or anything like that
>>532318369like everyone else, the fucking phone hands
>>532319342<<Here comes the snow!>>
>>532314420just fucking go and read berserk already retard
>>532318665Geh he he!
>>532319407He already reached peak performance as sneo
>>532319182Why are her eyes so fucked up
>>532319038Unfortunately it seems like Toby didn't playtest the fight for keyboard players so there's not much you can do except use your DETERMINATION and take breaks to rest your fingers as needed.
>>532319756nigga dont blame your controls. I beat it first try on PC. It's just harder for some people than others that's ok
>>532319038If you're willing to try rewiring your muscle memory for one fight, you could rebind the direction keys in your settings
I miss /sug/
one day I'll miss /utg/
>>532319756you will never beat the knight as long as you live if this is what gerson does to you
I need cuntboy kris art....
why does twitter keep showing me daniel tiger videos
>>532296703FRIENDgore is the real friend inside me. The clues are right there with his smile sprite
>>532320278Wouldn't that just be really flat girl kris
>>532320331doesn't even need to be flat, just boy
>>532320410this guy gets it
>>532317408Explain X-Slash then
>>532319890I don't care if you no-hit him blindfolded by slapping your dick on the keyboard, the control scheme is objectively flawed.
>>532319342"It snew" and the face sprite are fucking killing me
friend knight deniers, your response?
>>532320410kris is a theythem hole, this is kinda going in circles
>>532320580Hitting diagonals is flawed design?
Bro got cucked by a skeleton
>cuntboys
You mean women
>dickgirls
You mean men
>>532307780>only FRIENDs can see this>smile>seam's "smile left him">this post depicts the "shadow crystal timeline">the fucking Chara heart locket becuase FRIEND is related to Chara and the Demon Text somehow>Allusions to Susie's room and FUCKING CHAIRSmotherufucker
>>532320662i could try, but no matter what you seem rather insistent that the final boss of the story is gonna be a chair so i don't feel like bothering
>>532320229It's Tuesday and some people have this thing called a "job"
>>532320980i can excuse futa but i draw the line at cuntboys
Will be so cathartic seeing Snowgravekeks being dragged into the game and transformed into big tit bimbo gfs for Noelle lol
>>532320980A dickgirl is a girl with a cock, balls, juicy butthole, big tits, fat ass, and no vagina
>Thats a manNope
>>532320980did I fucking stutter
>>532321167>no vagina>>Thats a manYep, you got it
>>532320836Several of the attacks with diagonal arrows are clearly designed solely for controllers and not for keyboard, yes
>>532321056>it's wrong because I don't like itfriend isn't literally a chair, it's contextual for main route normies who only saw it for the first time in ralsei's dark explanation. friend is something far more convoluted.
if I saw Flowey I would simply stomp him
>>532320980I donโt understand the appeal of cuntboys. Like you want a man that has female parts? Why?
>>532320575Kris slashes the x
>>532321381The chair is mentioned in this blog post "only for FRIENDS" where kris is "SMILING" , and susie is "using her backpack as a makeshift CHAIR". Somehow that post is literally the full key to all of the FRIEND shit. and of all things the Chara Heart Locket is included in it
>>532321381yeah yeah you say this every time i'm bored of it
you keep on feeling like an enlightened individual and we'll just wait to see if toby decides he's gonna introduce the big bad villain to the majority of the audience through a chair jumpscare
>>532321451Yes, exactly. There's no point to it. Why would you want a "man" without a svelte or rugged body with an equally perfect cock for you to worship? It makes no sense. Go fuck a tomboy or something
>>532321405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZuzgWE3blQ
>>532307780what webpage is this on the website
>>532321056Be fair now. That anon doesn't think FRIEND is a chair, he thinks FRIEND is a completely unseen character who is a formerly famous actor who for some reason decided to work with a random teenager in a random small town to destroy the world.
>>532295109Donโt sell yourself short. Kris is nothing without us.
>>532321225this literally just makes it more embarrassing you cant beat gerson
>>532318486I also got horny...imagining Tenna stretching his plump, heavy body out on the Dark World version of that cart like it's a luxury vehicle, the wheels squealing as it carries him, like a royal lord in a palanquin...
>>532321609these are some good friends
>>532321451Emasculation. They want "cuntboys" because they're hopeless failures as men and the only way they could be more masculine than another man is to have one without the most masculine part of his body.
>>532321571What blogpost?
>>532321571That blog post isn't real
>>532321571That blog post isn't real anon
>>532300830Who are the non Bob Sparkers and who are they ripping off instead.
>>532298339Fuck off with your pseudo intellectual bullshit, Williams.
what if the chair fortune just meant chair as in head of an organization i.e Tenna
>>532321868Holy shit, are you clinically retarded? You can literally see that I beat Gerson multiple times right there in the screenshot.
Do you think the final boss will be part of the prophecy, or will the prophecy already have been subverted or fulfilled by then?
Tenna's ass kicks any chair's ass
>>532322109tenna was the easiest boss fight of the game though
>>532322109Tenna did, in fact, kick my ass the first two tries, before I decided violence was the easiest solution
>>532322109monster bezos boss fight
>>532321662My friendโs older sibling did this to them. But instead of ants and magnifying glasses it was slugs and salt
i just like men with vaginas. simple as
>>532322207Did you take a lot of damage in the minigames or something?
>>532322269Yes. The rapid switching at the end (and not realizing I could HOLD C to shoot instead of having to press it rapidly at the end)
By the second time I was doing better, but the chef microgame got me every time
>>532321998>>532321932>>532321931You got me, but also, half the stuff still is
https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/
including the "friends only" warning, and an allusion to goners. so funnily enough, I still have a point here
i would just fuck trans people outright if they're hot
yall are cowards
>>532322158I think the prophecy will be fulfilled in some way, and then we go and get the mastermind behind it to try and fix the consequences
Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
>this thing here? my husband
When I was a baby the hospital dropped me on my head and they had to discard a bit of my bruised brain matter when the surgeons put my skull back together. If I can defeat Gerson on keyboard then I believe in you being able to as well friends.
i just like TV with cocks. simple as
>>532322158its probably going to depend on the route
i believe in the "weird route follows the prophecy" theory so in that case it probably will be
I'm glad you guys like Spamtenna or either of them but it makes me a tiny bit cross because this is my furry game and you're shipping the two prominent non furries
I don't care that Tenna has a tv head because he's still pretty much just a guy
>>532322256but thats women
>>532322545imagine spamton and sitting on top of tenna's bulge and with each throb he jumps up a little because he's so small
>>532322754nice, I will imagine that
>>532321678"I don't like it" isn't a valid argument anon. my shit is built off of in-game context clues more than anything, it should be the easiest to dismantle yet you can't because this shit is solid.
the knight is a cat and the source of the FRIEND demons.
My issue with "weird route is to fulfill the prophecy" is that it'd be kinda strange for the game to require you to really go out of your way with this esoteric ritualistic doe abuse in order to actually get the thing that is supposed to be guaranteed in the narrative to happen.
I think if weird route does follow the prophecy then it's more like another interpretation of it. When the Dragon Blazers people made the game based on the prophecy they basically expanded its interpretation with the different routes or something
You guys always talk about sex but how many of you actually had sexual intercourse
>>532322652probably spreading darkness so that he's not bound to only the most austere, darker-than-dark locations imaginable
and also, making me want to kiss him
>>532320580>objectivelyThere's that word again that people use as a crutch for
>>532322721Im Bi so whatever makes my dick hard is whatever they wanna be or say they are. Faggot
I am OWED FACESITTING by:
tasque manager, toriel, catti, catti, virovirokun, and queen
>>532322913I have had sex before but it's been about 5 years since the last time.
>>532322651>this is my furry game and you're shipping the two prominent non furriesMan, you should've been here for Undertale. You'd never would've guessed who the most popular character was!
>>532322919Sir thatโs a cat
>>532322652to kill people
>>532322913i am a kissless virgin
i've been fat my whole life and very low self esteem. also had a bad experience in middle school where a girl pretended to like me to make fun of me which fucked me up
im working on bettering myself and i make decent money but it will be hard to get over my anxiety + i feel like you're really a leg down when you have no experience as an adult, it's a red flag for sure...
>>532322851If you are proven wrong when chapter 5 comes out, will you admit it or will you post cope like "Toby changed it because of the fans" or "here's how FRIEND can still be the Knight"?
>>532322913cuntboy anon here, I've fucked like six transmen irl
>>532322651>my furry gameAnnoying Dog-sama...
>>532323008who was the most popular character in undertale? who?
How loose do you think his asshole is?
>>532322951im sure the original quote you're referencing goes hard among genderspecials but you sure butchered the fuck out of it. stick to the script and dont try to improvise next time
>>532322919for somebody who likes friend you sure do miss that the mantle cat spawns these things in like groups of 6.
>>532323008sure but before 3+4 your options were like
>Suselle>Kralsei>Kriselle>KrusieGuaranteed at least one furred or scaled deltateen
>>532323180Has to wear a SOUL shaped butt plug constantly
>>532322913I have several times, but I want to have a proper husband some day and not have a high body count before I get him so I haven't in a while, and won't for quite a while more, it seems
>>532323180Imagine noelle pegging him while wearing that
>>532323150You weird whore.
>>532322721Tomboyfags this is you
>>532323257You're forgetting the best ship
>>532322913i had twice and it fucking sucks. masturbation is way better
>>532323315in total i think i've fucked like around 12 people actually
>>532323150Somebody stop this madman heโs on a rampage
>>532323120>Literal weeks of anons posting how much they want to fuck fatties>Anon still can't get any pussyNiggas be so fake.
>>532323298Okay, I'm imagining it.
>>532323447So they all have penis?
>>532323121I always do, being wrong is easy. being right is a bitter pill laced with spite and negativity.
>>532322913just with my bf
Who was in the wrong here?
>>532322913Tried it, too painful, no interest in trying again.
>>532322913I slammed a fat tranner in a moment of weakness and lonliness, I realized I would probably be gayer than I am now if men didn't stink so much
said fave i think
>>532323298Literally me and my ex
>>532323575You are very TGWeaver styled in drawing (compliment)
>>532323475there's like two fat fetishists here and neither of them would make a good sexual partner
>>532323561uhhhh like I've fucked a few cis men and a few cis women and like two trans girls once
>>532323704that's how you know you aren't actually a gay
>>532323686(you), for allowing him to do this. You shouldn't have let him be a prick
>>532323475People want to fuck fatties, but they don't want to date them. Your only options are to be a whore or a virgin.
>>532323475I'd fuck a fatty but my penis is small and I wouldn't be able to satisfy his big fat butt also I don't want to lose my virginity because I still kind of believe it will retain my magical power better sex magic is scary sex is scary IRL interaction is scary
>>532321451A girl identifying as a man trying really hard to me manly and cool while aware they don't even have the backbone of male jokes to use is really enticing to me
>>532323575I FUCKING LOVE PIPPINS
>>532322913I have had sex a grand total of...
0 times!
It's just fun to talk about sex, okay?
>>532323757How exactly did that work?
any requests for fujo and battat stuff for whiteboard later?
I just don't want to deal with other people.
I fuck my fat wife almost every day.
>>532323218you sure are trying to make a big deal of that for some reason but the reality is i just dont care
>>532323717this isn't my drawing, I just saved it from the whiteboard. I'm sure the artist would be glad to hear that though.
>>532324014good evening mr cattenheimer
Fave trapped inside a hydraulic press chamber, banging on the reinforced glass as a steel plate descends painstakingly slowly from above, after a while there's no room to stand and they're on their knees sobbing as they hit the glass, yelling desperately for anyone to show up, turn off the machine... yet more time and they're on their side, the steel is an inch from their shoulder and still steadily descending, their voice is hoarse and they're panting, their arms ache from banging, the glass is speckled red from fave's bleeding knuckles (all faves bleed, trust)... fave is whispering praying, terrified, but they have no strength left to scream, their hands are shaking weekly, they're laying on their stomach, the ground is cold hard metal... fave feels the steel plate begin to press against the back of their head...
Sex would be cooler if Deltarune was real and I was a big scary SOUL heart creature with wings and tentacles to slide into Spamton and Tenna
>>532323632I donโt get it?
>>532323790yea you got me, honestly I still like the aesthetic appeal of cute people with peens but if presented the opportunity again I don't think I could do it
>>532323817seconding
>>532324003you can't just talk about your small penis without posting it for small peen worshippers
>>532324080This just gave me a vile thought. What happens when Catti goes into heat? Does she become a good religious girl for a few days?
Im thinking of making a gmod scene where spamton takes a nuke and brings it up to tenna, and tenna slowly looks down at it before it explode but i intentionally cut it off at the first couple frames so all you see is the screen going white
>>532323817average tennaposter
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Would you let Catty and Bratty doubleteam you while they mostly ignore you and pay attention to eachother?
>>532323817>>532324148>>532324003 (me)
actually use litterbox instead so it gets deleted later and you don't have to feel shame about it
>>532323981draw fujo beating battat up
>>532324284>while they mostly ignore you and pay attention to eachother?no. fuck you toby
In hindsight it's kinda silly anybody believed monsters didn't bleed in Deltarune. Like of course they were gonna bleed because it's such a striking visual
>>532323981Some ideas off the top of my head, maybe one will pique your interest:
>Strip poker but fujo is cheating>Fujo and Battat secretly watching Spamtenna fuck>The next episode of Battat's dad life (maybe fujo sharing a tender moment with him and convincing him to leave his abusive household?)>Wholesome cuddling/spooning
haha dude imagine this thing luring you into the woods at night and fucking your brains out. wouldn't that be crazy
>>532324297The Pizzarina is real! Sheโs just waiting for her Darkner surgery.
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https://twitter.com/UnderTale/status/1947827329570640315
>>532323981battat showing fujo his schizo corkboard, fujo pinning spamtenna yaoi to it
>>532323979you have google fucking look up how people have sex
>>532324349Undertale kinda made the fact that monsters aren't organic a huge plotpoint so of course it was a point of discussion
>>532322652to molest Noelle then get obliterated to start the apocalypse and set his master free
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>>532324405>Jackenstein nerfbros....
>>532324405no... he nerfed the knight....
>>532324405wait did they patch the spamton stuff in the corner of tenna's defeat glitch?
>>532324451Oh wait, you have penis. I thought for a second you were a woman having sex with MTFs. You male whore!
>>532324405>Swords used in a certain boss's "Sword Tunnel" attack now have a reduced hit box relative to the graphic, making the attack easier to dodge.pick up your "beat pre-nerf knight" awards here
>>532324534doesn't sound like it to me
>>532324405Glad i have an older version im winning the knight fight pre nerf version
>>532324405Why isnt deltarune on Xbox
>>532323864its a kicker when they actually do get the backbone too make man jokes
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>>532323981Pick your poison:
>Them hanging out an event>Them competing on who can make the other cum the hardest>Them taking a shower together (the wholesome kind not the horny type)>A reaction image of them like picrel looking at Tenna boobs>Fujo teasing Battat and flustering him because he's just so cute when he does that>Battat sharing pictures of when he fucked with the other Mikes and showing them to Fujo>Them passed out and cuddling because pics like that are fucking adorable>One of them edging the other
>>532324405NO DONT MAKE THE FIGHTS EASIER
>>532324405I knew the sword tunnel hitboxes were bullshit
>>532324586the SOUL hitbox should have been what was small, not the individual bullets
>>532324405>Jevil could crash your gameHE'S DOING IT HE'S GROWING IN POWER HE'S GONNA ESCAPE
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NOOOO THEY REMOVED THE EARLY KNIGHT REVEAL AND SPAMTON FACES
this is what the refrance: After beating Tenna on PC, you used to see a bunch of random textures from the game files for a few frames. These included pictures of Spamton's shop portrait thing in the bottom right corner, and a frame of the Knight in around the middle-right area.
Mr. Warioware is a fun boss
>>532324821aw damn
i thought this was an intentional thing like we were seeing into tennas memory for a moment or something
hi guys can you post your best ragebait so i can repost it to twitter and complain for interactions? thanks
>>532325046trannies are
uhh
gay?
yeah that oughta get them riled up
>>532324985Tenna's home movies
>>532325046Hi it sounds to me like you should stay there with your ilk and not come back ever
>>532324148>>532324296no i don't want my peen spirit coordinates to be captured in a photograph and made vulnerable over the internet for cyber hex purposes i told you sex magic is scary crowley was a satanist and in league with occult american military pedophiles dont bother me again please thank you
>>532324232i fist spamton and tenna and milk their titties too
>>532322913When I was in college I got approached by a variety of different men and women. I had a few one night stands...
>>532321451I like tomboys but they're verboten now so I have to settle mixed in with a little 'I can fix her.'
>>532324384that would be insane. imagine how possessive he'd become after claiming you like that. always following you. any dark corner he could be there watching you, always. maybe sometimes, for the slightest second, you might even catch a glimpse in the corner of your eye, always out of reach, stalking his prize. never alone, because he's with you in the dark. and if you ever want to offer yourself up again, all you have to do is turn the lights out and close your eyes and he'd be there to have another taste. its all the more sweet when his own angel willingly snuffs out the light just to offer itself up
>>532325046I said Kris wasn't a they/them in some thread on twitter and got 15+ replies (i looked at none of them)
>>532325046Noelle will kill Lancer
>>532324405>knight made easier>jackenstien made easier The scrub update
>>532324821>>532324405>removed Ralsei saying "[Z]" >removed kino Tenna static Every time he patches the game I realize UTDR are good by accident.
Like what the fuck do you mean pic related wasn't intentional????
>>532300649>Ralsei: Boy, I sure hope Susie is having gay thoughts>Susie: What the FUCK is a ferris?What an odd bit of obscure flavor text, I don't even think there is a single reason to go there after the ferris wheel
>>532325215shut up we're not using it for sex magic we just want to beat off to you
>>532325046Kris is a man.
That one always works.
>>532324821i didnt even notice this. am retraded?
>>532324405Kinda lame but the sword hitboxes were absolutely not visually clear.
>>532324405Jackenstein knows he's too SCAIRY and tones down the difficulty
I like cuddling a lot more than sex.
>>532325215i promise to only say good things about it
>>532325348THAT COUNTS AS SEX MAGIC YOUR ACTIONS HAVE POWER i sound crazy but im not thats why masturbating is ok but gooning is dangerous look up tantras and sex rituals and shit man it's even in the game it's part of alchemy and the great work with bodily fluids and humors and all of that the titans have fetuses and water reproduction symbols
>>532325215But I'm only asking to see because it sounds like it's really hot
>>532325482I only like cuddling and don't understand how people enjoy sex
>>532322913i've been in a loving and committed relationship for the past 8 and a half years and he likes having his hands tied behind his back while i tease him. i mean, in case you were wondering, anyway
>>532325215i am in fact a warlock and you've foiied me
>>532325582take your meds and show us your small cock schizo
Tenna and other women be like:
>mmm he smells like moldy mildew and cigarettes
>>532325652Weakest Tennafags
I'll show my cock if anon won't. It's not small though or at least I don't think it is.
>>532325582so does me beating off to your teenie weenie give you good energy or bad energy
>>532324821>These included pictures of Spamton's shop portrait thing in the bottom right corneri guess it makes sense because he doesn't know that's spamton but oh my god bro. why. it was so kino and cute....
>>532325794the more the merrier as long as you're not brown
>>532325678>>532325664shut up i know you're FRIEND and you want mynpenis picture so you can steal my penis and add it to your weewees on your body i won't be fooled and my spamton tulpa will defeat you and my tenna tulpa will counterattack you and my pipis thoughtform army will explode you and you are in league with evil forces WTF SPAMTON PENIS
>>532325947>as you're not brownYeah....About that....
>>532323686(You) made kris do this but the dramatic toss shows they enjoyed it
>>532325738ANON THE CENSORS
>>532324405Hey newfag, just wanted to say CONGRATULATIONS (Knight was harder before July 22nd) on beating the ROARING KNIGHT(it was harder pre-Jul 22). I know you've been working really hard (the end of sword hallways attack was less accurately telegraphed) at it, and I'm happy that you've (still had to get the shadow mantle because you're a scrub) achieved your goal of completion.
Imagine if Alphys stored a bunch of her weebshit at Asgore's shop and it all shows up in the Dark World
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING PENI! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT DELTARUNE!!
>>532326116we can talk about deltarune while i look at your peni
>>532323717>>532324041I drew it, I haven't heard of that artist before but I'm glad you seem to like it anon!
Men will cry and say "abloo bloo I have smol dick it's so over for me life is so unfair :'(" but then have people actually interested in them and completely disregard all the attention like this
as soon as people start thirsting over each other rather than deltarune characters the whole thread degenerates into a complete /r9k/ autismfest for socially retarded ghouls
>>532326116We're already at the end of the thread, anon. Let the fags have their fun while we wait for the next one
>>532326027https://litter.catbox.moe/394lz8kmjp4mdfwk.mp4
You got one hour. This will not be extended unless someone asks really nicely. Also yes, I know I'm hairy and I'm brown. What of it.
I'M SORRY I'M SHY I DON'T WANT TO UPLOAD MY WEENER TO THE PANOPTICON OK
>>532326116Im so mad and angry i should have lied and said i had a big penis so none of you would want to see it
I want to talk about deltarune characters big fat gunts and fupas and butts not stupid deltarune plauers weewees
>>532326240it's like some kind of hedhorg's dilemma
>>532324821i remember when we first discorvered it and everyone was trying to figure out where the one shot of kris' house without some of the furniture came from
then it turned out to be because we all did the MANTLE minigames so no one saw the version of his house on the last screen before tenna
good times
>>532326313who's your fave
>>532326250Now that the dist has settled, can we agree King did nothing wrong?
You know what, maybe I shouldn't feel so bad about my own retarded posts.
>>532326484my bet's on Noelle
>>532326313thank you anon. i am pleased
why does every vg general get exhibitionists in them
>>532325652to be fair, it's damn good art
unfortunately, it's not a divorce themed cake, C-tier
>>532326484Jevil surprisingly enough. No other character has surpassed him for me yet.
>>532326206Back when Undertale came out I had sex with an autistic girl and after we were done we started talking about it while my peepee was still inside her. Wish I hadn't fumbled her.
>>532326313This is going to my album of utg anon dicks
>>532325652tenna orders cakes with photos of him and spamton printed on them and eats them alone in his room
WOW! I will not look at ANY of your 3DPD GARBAGE catboxes!
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY AHHHHH
>>532326662stop being mean. he had no choice in the matter :(
oh boy i sure hope there's a bunch of guys just waiting to post their dicks after the new thread is made
stupid knight and its stupid uncollecting shadow crystal
What would Spamton's dick look like? It must be hideous but HOW hideous?
There's only ~8 artists on the magma/whiteboard including me. I thought chapter 3 was supposed to boost the numbers a bit, im glad we get some kino content like fujo pippins and tenna art but it still feels kind of empty. I'm not sure if the trash generals got a boost
>>532326917mmm more /utg/ cocks...
utg will NEVER see my peeny
Toby could save us from this by posting a newsletter
>>532326954it grows when he lies
FUCK you all i will never let my genitals fall into your conniving basketweaving hands or your slutty laptop dossiers they are for my spamton and tenna tulpas only ever always
>>532326976I like to take things at my own pace and draw in my art software of choice, sorry anon if I didn't have social anxiety I'd join
>>532326954artists either draw a normal dick or give him the homestuck troll bulge n' nook treatment
I cant believe the Prince of Darkness is fucking dead
having sex isnt even that hard you just have too not be a 4chan gremlin too have it
>>532326976every time a whiteboard gets posted i do a shitty tenna side profile thank you and all the other artists who humor my kindergarten doodles
>>532327039>Tenna tries on a new pair of pants>"Spammy, do these pants make my butt look fat?">"NO">his puppet boner grows five inches with a loud slide-whistle sound effect
>>532326976i draw a cock on every new whiteboard and sometimes a tenna head
>>532327220spamton if he cuphead
>>532321371Its easier for me to hit diagonals on my keyboard than with a PS5 or 8bitdo switch controller, but then those have SHIT dpads
>>532326976I'm shy and I only like to draw Papyrus, I'm not going to clutter up your board with him.
>>532327526anon we NEED more papyrus.....please draw him!!!
>>532321571kek, friendfags are going full schizo
>>532322013Ripping off Mimigas from Cave Story and ripping off that royal guard in Monster Girl Quest
>>532326976most anons don't have the energy to consistently participate in whiteboards and magmas, especially ones that are up 24/7
>>532327526Anon as long as it's ut/dr anything is appreciated, I also love papyrus.
>>532326313how big was it
>>532295448Maybe I should see it as that. But it does feel a bit odd sometimes when the characters talk about Kris and not me.
I already have a general script for when Kris does his, ahem, thing. Mostly a bunch of "Pipe down Kris" and "you do that again, and you're dead, Kris" and a "oh no you don't Kris".
>>532326976i'd draw but i'm not very good at it and having people watch me try just makes it more embarrassing
>>532327784>ripping off that royal guard in Monster Girl Questthere's nothing wrong with bringing more granberia appreciation to the world
https://litter.catbox.moe/gch8ooyvnee611x5.webm
>>532306448https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/365789073/#q365790791
I saw the original post of this and I thought I was going insane for a minute
>>532328115god irl dicks are so fucking disgusting
>>532328274Mine is cute, most uncut dicks are
>>532328274You have no appreciation for the male body. You should kill yourself
>>532328115แถแตแตแถฆnแตแต
>>532324405The Sword Tunnel was fine, the issue were the aimed sword bullets at the end, I think it's a good change but it's coming kind of late now
>>532328079She's so cool and sexy...
>>532329175I find it funny how the recent fan art started to give the heart arms and face more often
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