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Anonymous No.532294883
/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General
ozzy is fucking DEAD edition

Previous revelations: >>532270448

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Anonymous No.532295034 >>532295316
Anonymous No.532295109 >>532295195 >>532295217 >>532295239 >>532295389 >>532295448 >>532295804 >>532297194 >>532310047 >>532310915 >>532312235 >>532318378 >>532321864
Why does this game want me to feel unengaged and unwanted. Every time the SOUL is acknowledged, it's either to make us suffer, or to rub it in our faces that Kris is better than us (the piano shit)
Anonymous No.532295195
>>532295109
Kris is Toby's self-insert. The piano clips are genuinely just recordings of Toby playing that he's using to rub in our faces.
Anonymous No.532295217
>>532295109
because toby hates self-insert shitters like you
Anonymous No.532295239
>>532295109
you can play guitar better and actually dodge attacks. know your value king.
Anonymous No.532295242 >>532295493
Kris is he/him (male) and is straight
Anonymous No.532295261
I LOVE TORTURING KRIS.
Anonymous No.532295295 >>532295686 >>532295913 >>532297391
Mettatenna fusion will happen in the next chapters t. Toby Fox
Anonymous No.532295309 >>532295423 >>532295940 >>532296084 >>532296362
Anonymous No.532295316
>>532295034
Why did he draw that?
Anonymous No.532295339 >>532296703
>>532294897
Considering the Roaring Knight dropped a Shadow Crystal, and Alvin opened the church Dark Fountain (causing Gerson to reanimate, whose ashes he keeps in his desk and IS NOT comfortable with it), the Shadow Crystals per chapter are still on, just not guaranteed to be used to cause someone to go schizo.

And the third one might not have even been intentional. Whether or not Carol-Kris-Alvin-Knight know about Seam and the Purified Crystal/Twisted Blade, we do not know.
Anonymous No.532295358 >>532295846 >>532296154 >>532297307 >>532297535
That last thread sure had some crazy moments, huh? Let's get a rundown, Mike!
Anonymous No.532295361 >>532295668
I LOVE TV!!!!!!!!! TV DAISUKI
Anonymous No.532295389
>>532295109
greatsword of damnation should be a hockeystick impaling him
Anonymous No.532295406 >>532295691 >>532295803 >>532296937
consider the following
>Queen is a girl because laptops do not have any cables with a male end directly attached
>tenna is a guy because a tv would have a male end of a plug
>plugboys can be either, because an extension cord has both a male and female end.
Anonymous No.532295423 >>532296493
>>532295309
I never played YIIK but my impression is people went so hard into "ironically" liking it that they started unironically liking it.
Anonymous No.532295440
Don't forget to smooch your tv today
Anonymous No.532295448
>>532295109
It is trying to build up an antagonism and resentment between you and Kris to try and get you to do the weird route to punish him for his behavior towards you.
Anonymous No.532295493
>>532295242
>and is straight
Not if I have anything to say about it!
KRIS, PROCEED TO RIM BERDLY'S CLOACA
Anonymous No.532295573
>>532272976
>find a bunch of good psychiatrist, therapist and so on for this place.
They all proceed to tell Asriel that he is the weird one for not being into it.
Anonymous No.532295590 >>532295907
Anonymous No.532295609 >>532297101 >>532297307
Krisriel <3
Anonymous No.532295668
>>532295361
>SMPTE color bars as Tenna's blush
Outright innovative...
Anonymous No.532295686
>>532295295
literally built for big shots inside of them
Anonymous No.532295691 >>532295879
>>532295406
this is the kind of joke alphys would enjoy probably
Anonymous No.532295731 >>532296038
Asriel and Dess will show up at the same time, dating, with Dess wearing a "i come in peace" shirt and Asriel wearing a "im peace" shirt
Anonymous No.532295749 >>532296389 >>532296521 >>532296597
Ok imagine dess but like younger and cuter and ridiculously horny and she's too innocent to even say "damn" so she says stuff like "excheese me" instead
Anonymous No.532295778 >>532306389 >>532311396
Anonymous No.532295803 >>532295879 >>532296653
>>532295406
Anonymous No.532295804
>>532295109
You’re a bad person for playing the videogame.
Anonymous No.532295846 >>532296625
>>532295358
Uh... Mike? Where's that rundown?
Anonymous No.532295861
Anonymous No.532295879
>>532295691
anon that is because it is not a joke.
>>532295803
you put that deathtrap away right fucking now.
Anonymous No.532295907 >>532296221 >>532300661
>>532295590
The anniversary art gave Frisk aura
Anonymous No.532295913
>>532295295
>mettaton schizoboss
we ARE due a lightner
Anonymous No.532295940 >>532295974 >>532296202
>>532295309
YIIK has been sitting in my steam library and on my desktop unopened since i bought it last christmas
i'm worried to think of what would happen if i finally booted it up
Anonymous No.532295953 >>532296073 >>532296202
Anonymous No.532295974
>>532295940
Anonymous No.532296038 >>532296150
>>532295731
This but Asriel's shirt says "I'm with stupid"
Anonymous No.532296073
>>532295953
there was no way to prevent this outcome, poor girl reading this.
Anonymous No.532296084
>>532295309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx76x_I_9WU
Anonymous No.532296137
Tasque manager ass worship
Anonymous No.532296150
>>532296038
And the arrow is pointing in the wrong direction
Anonymous No.532296154 >>532296894
>>532295358
Fat tv. You’re FAT, Tenna.
Anonymous No.532296164
Anonymous No.532296178 >>532296367 >>532296375 >>532297948 >>532298102 >>532311343
The fucking color pattern bullshit I've recently noticed is driving me crazy, there MUST be something to it
>Ralsei's in-battle menu(specifically health bar and frame) is green
>Noelle's one is yellow
>Kris' one isn't blue, but specifically cyan
>likewise Susie's one isn't pink, but magenta
>the three lighters we've played as have menus using the primary colors of the CMY(K) model
>Ralsei is the only one whose color belongs to the opposite RGB color model. Perhaps this parallels how he's the only playable darkner(so far?)
>there's still a spot for the blue character
>there's still a spot for the red character
>now here's the kicker: there's also a more traditional RYB color model
>if we group the red character, Noelle and the blue character of this model together, we are still left with three other colors
>cyan, magenta and green
>Kris, Susie and Ralsei
You can't convince me there isn't some weird shit going on here
Anonymous No.532296202
>>532295953
fuckin saved

>>532295940
i don't know what YIIK is and at this point i'm probably better off not knowing
Anonymous No.532296216
Spamton and Tenna are middle-aged men who are also women because I will make them heavily pregnant and lactating with my Angel power.
Anonymous No.532296221 >>532296349 >>532311949
>>532295907
Asriel's tail feels too long here. I thought goat tails were more like deer tails.
Anonymous No.532296341 >>532296506
what if kris got a BBL
Anonymous No.532296349
>>532296221
They are more akin to giraffe tails actually
Anonymous No.532296358 >>532297068
how would you feel if you went to the freezer section of your local supermarket and GLACEIR started playing
Anonymous No.532296362
>>532295309
Which deltarune characters look vaguely ethnic?
Anonymous No.532296367
>>532296178
>we went from most of undertale being fucking hideous in colour palette to this
toby character growth
Anonymous No.532296375 >>532297138
>>532296178
I've been onto the
>Kris/Susie/Noelle as Cyan Magenta Yellow
thing since chapter 2, for RGB it could be Ralsei/Lancer and then idk for the third.
Anonymous No.532296385 >>532296709
Anonymous No.532296389 >>532296574 >>532296669
>>532295749
I want to choke you and watch your worthless existence slip from your eyes.
Anonymous No.532296493
>>532295423
Yes, people will also dogpile you on Xitter if you say it’s shit
Anonymous No.532296506
>>532296341
Susie eats that every night
Anonymous No.532296521 >>532297048
>>532295749
That's just noelle
Anonymous No.532296554
Anonymous No.532296574
>>532296389
Well now you don't have to imagine it!
Anonymous No.532296590
Anonymous No.532296597 >>532296821 >>532296994
>>532295749
stop thinking about such things immediately
Anonymous No.532296625
>>532295846
(uhh, boss, do you really want us to drag that corpse in? it's already stinking up the joint)
Anonymous No.532296653
>>532295803
Spamton would sell that
Anonymous No.532296662
Anonymous No.532296669
>>532296389
Is that a Gaster nipple?
Anonymous No.532296703 >>532320324
>>532295339
To me, the Knight (and his co-conspirators, which might include Gaster) are trying to derail the Prophecy using Shadow Crystals.

>you don't end up in a Vessel, a Cage with human parts and soul, but Kris
>Jevil is just locked away... somewhere (The Heroes defeat the King and stop the dragon)
>Spamton shows up as a cutscene to offer us a side quest. (The heroes do battle in chariots to save the Queen)
>Roaring Knight shows up as an unannounced, seemingly unwinnable last boss fight. (The heroes travel among the islands and catch a glimpse of a lost land)
>Gerson is a massively important character, and was offered a Crystal, but refused to use it. (A great smith gives the heroes a terrible weapon.)
Their interference is getting more brazen and direct with each chapter. Next chapter's boss is clearly Asgore, and the Gerson's book is based on the Prophecy. "The vast garden is charred in an inferno of jealous." What is more brazen than offering a Shadow Crystal to a very important character? Outright forcing one into one. Asgore will go schizo, and not by choice. Mark my words.
Anonymous No.532296709 >>532296860 >>532297391
>>532296385
Why does Sans still say that shit on a playthrough where Frisk doesn't hurt anybody and is really nice to Papyrus
Anonymous No.532296821 >>532297109
>>532296597
Is that supposed to be dessriel?
Anonymous No.532296860
>>532296709
post kris stress disorder
Anonymous No.532296894
>>532296154
Fat Tenna but a bunch of shadowmen with tubas follow him around and play a funny melody
Anonymous No.532296937 >>532297139 >>532297143
>>532295406
Why are they called Plugboys if they can sometimes be Pluggirls
Anonymous No.532296943 >>532297285
This is my Deltarune plot prediction lock of the century:
The Prophecy ends with one or more heroes having to be erased, with the world changing into one where they never existed: I.e. gonered.
Kris's promise is to become this erased hero, thus creating a world where they were never born, and so their greatest sin, what happened to Dess, will also be erased, saving her life at the cost of their own.
In the end, Susie will be too late to save Kris, and they end up erased, creating this new timeline. However, (You), as a higher being, still persist and still remember everything that happened.
Because (You) haven't forgotten, and because (You) still have Kris's love and compassion within you (your love will become theirs, their love will become yours), you are able to make the Hometowners remember Kris and the love they have for each other.
The finale of Deltarune is getting the Fun Gang back together to rescue Kris and create a real new future worth living in.
Anonymous No.532296945 >>532324498
https://x.com/JadeoriGotou/status/1947536424347009177
Anonymous No.532296952 >>532298029
>be (You)
>chapter 6
>in the shelter
>finally see your vessel in the distance
>walk up to it and interact
>you notice there's a white puddle under it
>look further ahead
>you see me doing vidrel to all the vessels in the shelter
wwyd?
Anonymous No.532296990
Anonymous No.532296994
>>532296597
ToT
Anonymous No.532296996
You are driving down the highway when you drive by and ICE-E's pizza. Do you turn around to get some Pizza or do you just keep driving?
Anonymous No.532297048
>>532296521
Woah!
Anonymous No.532297068
>>532296358
>omg its that song from uhhhhhhhhhh twilight princess
Anonymous No.532297082 >>532297251
Why don’t people realize that Mike and ICE-E have massive parallels to each other? Especially with the multiple Mikes situation and how they have to be tied to a specific cat game while ICE-E is heavily tied to pizza whenever people use it. They both also have multiple costume performers dressed up as them.
Anonymous No.532297101
>>532295609
*Diapsriel <3
Anonymous No.532297109 >>532297238
>>532296821
no it's an ageswap kriselle with mini dess ready to smash some humie kneecaps
Anonymous No.532297138
>>532296375
>then idk for the third.
Vessel?
Anonymous No.532297139
>>532296937
same reason there is a frog named the mountain chicken.
Anonymous No.532297143 >>532297301 >>532297387
>>532296937
Why are shadowguys called shadowguys when some of them are rabbits or cats
Anonymous No.532297194 >>532297349
>>532295109
Self inserting is le bad. Just started playing Mother 3 and I felt a million times more immersed playing as Flint than I ever did playing Kris. I felt an urgency to save his friends and family that I do not feel in Deltarune.
A character does not have to be your literal avatar to put yourself in their shoes.
Anonymous No.532297238
>>532297109
huh
weird
Anonymous No.532297251 >>532297856
>>532297082
Mike, ICE(-E), and Knight all have similar names and roles. The letter (rune) magic, forecast by Junior Jumble, Crosswords, and Wingdings, creates the demons' similarities. They will follow to the utmost.
Anonymous No.532297285 >>532301748
>>532296943
This but Forgotten Man sacrificed himself on a previous cycle
Anonymous No.532297301
>>532297143
Rabbits and cats can be guys.
Anonymous No.532297307
>>532295358
Haha wow, Mike sure is quiet today! I guess I'll have to do this myself. Last thread we had a myriad of different topics come and go, including but not limited to:
Yet more Dess rape jokes
An angry (and valid) response against the anons shilling their NTR fantasies
This very krisriel poster (with no fave) >>532295609 explaining their schizo-adjacent setup all to post here on /utg/
A theory about Toriel being involved in the Knight's scheme
Yet more discussion about "gaster's list"

And that's all! Stay tuned for more!
Anonymous No.532297349 >>532297404
>>532297194
>immersed
This is still self-inserting.
Anonymous No.532297387
>>532297143
They still have dicks even as rabbits or cats
Anonymous No.532297390
Anonymous No.532297391 >>532297692 >>532298128
>>532295295
I don't want it to be real, but the cookie cat/FRIEND thing where Toby is canonically a Steven Universe fag has me wondering

>>532296709
Sans knows someone has been fucking with the timestream already (Flowey), he's confused us for Flowey. For all Sans knows, we've murdered him 100 times over.

Basically it's cope, he knows he's helpless before a timegod.
Anonymous No.532297404 >>532298339
>>532297349
And Thats A Good Thing.
Anonymous No.532297450 >>532297537 >>532297585
do we know what was censored here yet?
Anonymous No.532297520
Anonymous No.532297535
>>532295358
Kris took Mike to Noelles house to play Rock Band Hero with her and Susie
Anonymous No.532297537
>>532297450
he said "damn"
Anonymous No.532297585
>>532297450
mini spamton buttfucking mini tenna
Anonymous No.532297590
Anonymous No.532297593 >>532320524
Anonymous No.532297631 >>532297719
I think if susie flipped her hair while kris and noelle were around they'd cream their pants and look at each other going "DUDE" "I KNOW" while susie sits there looking at them with a question mark on her hear
Anonymous No.532297692 >>532297897 >>532298128
>>532297391
I feel like the FRIEND colors have to be inspired by the clown sticker package rather than Steven Universe.
Anonymous No.532297705 >>532297803 >>532297867 >>532297873 >>532298052 >>532303030
why does Toby disavow YIIK, yet willingly associate himself with the current state of the P*kemon franchise?
Anonymous No.532297715 >>532298012
Addisons ougggghhhhh
Anonymous No.532297719
>>532297631
Susie has ugly hair
Anonymous No.532297803
>>532297705
One is a indie game everyone forgot and the other is the world's largest franchise
Anonymous No.532297828 >>532298709 >>532298795 >>532298903
beach time
Anonymous No.532297856 >>532298065 >>532298236
>>532297251
I think the Es in the Ice-β€œE” brand stands for Eram. [mare backwards]

I wonder if Nightmare in this rare event is actually Pizzapants or another form of Ice-E. Or just foreshadowing the twist about Ice-E in Deltarune.
Anonymous No.532297862 >>532298302
I think I might get through an entire bottle tonight
Anonymous No.532297867 >>532301668
>>532297705
What does disavow mean here
Anonymous No.532297873
>>532297705
The same reason he still associates with omocat. He's a shotacon
Anonymous No.532297879 >>532298325
Anonymous No.532297897
>>532297692
I'd have thought so too but Queen's mecha is a SU reference as well. maybe even the amagamates in UT, although I'm not sure the timing of the episodes coming out.
Anonymous No.532297948
>>532296178
>CMYK is Kris/Susie/Noelle
>>Key could be Ralsei (playable characters), Knight (fountain-openers) or darkness (CMYK also shows up in the core which has "darkness totem" sprites and Gaster, who has an interest in darkness, finds these characters wonderful)
>RGB is RED-BLUE-GREEN in the goner maker, with Cyan as an additional color
>The same colors also appear in the weird route as dialogue options, but cyan has been replaced with black
I can't say what characters could be in RBG. My current guess is that it's Soul/Kris/Ralsei as the three heroes, but who knows. I do think Kris could fit in both models, not only in line with their triple trucies bullshit, but also keeping in mind that they are associated with both blue (blue bead, blue person) and cyan (cyan menu).
Anonymous No.532298012
>>532297715
pink fed spamton with THOSE?
Anonymous No.532298029
>>532296952
Get in the line
Anonymous No.532298052
>>532297705
Japanese hack fraud good. Western soul bad.
Anonymous No.532298063 >>532298246
Attention: sex with deltateens
Anonymous No.532298065 >>532298734 >>532298821
>>532297856
is ICE-E schizo a meme or is it like an ascended level of schizo
Anonymous No.532298087
Anonymous No.532298102
>>532296178
The real kicker is that Susie is not part of the Prophecy. Considering the Vessel-Kris situation, Kris might be a technicality on being a hero, too.

Ralsei is the only one that's definitely part of the Prophecy. And Noelle is more likely than Susie.
Anonymous No.532298128 >>532298427 >>532299009
>>532297391
>>532297692
I can't believe people are taking my crack theory seriously lmao
FRIEND isn't inspired by cookie cat. Cookie cat is white and pink, not yellow. FRIEND is based on the cheshire cat; I think the giga queen and white diamond design similarities are also coincidental
Anonymous No.532298236 >>532299000
>>532297856
>Kris buried the ICE-E box in the graveyard
>Dess's ashes were spread in the graveyard
>Dess's ashes mixed with an abused item like the ICE-E pezza box created the Knight
Anonymous No.532298246 >>532298523 >>532300545
>>532298063
as long as they're 18
Anonymous No.532298302
>>532297862
cheers brother
Anonymous No.532298325
>>532297879
do reindeer even exist in rio?
Anonymous No.532298339 >>532298806 >>532322041
>>532297404
You are here, because you want to feel like something you're not - a hero.
Anonymous No.532298427 >>532298629 >>532299110
>>532298128
>FRIEND is based on the cheshire cat
i'm not sure toby is this dignified
Anonymous No.532298489 >>532298609 >>532298651
Guys........... THEY got him........
Anonymous No.532298497 >>532298625 >>532298670 >>532298905 >>532299068 >>532300698
Whee!
Anonymous No.532298523
>>532298246
cartoon blob characters are 18+ unless explicitly proven otherwise
Anonymous No.532298530
Anonymous No.532298609
>>532298489
they/them?
Anonymous No.532298625
>>532298497
susie does NOT look like that
Anonymous No.532298629 >>532298924
>>532298427
All of the traits line up. Wide smile, vanishes into nothingness, leaves behind nothing but a grin in its place, association with cats, clearly some kind of trickster. The eyes are even the same color.
Anonymous No.532298651
>>532298489
oh fuck
Anonymous No.532298660
I ship Battat x Ramb, it's the most "pair the spares" ass ship ever but I want them both to be happy.
Anonymous No.532298670 >>532298746 >>532298954
>>532298497
Anonymous No.532298709 >>532299634
>>532297828
i like the idea of the knight just living on the surface
Anonymous No.532298734 >>532299153
>>532298065
The giascefrebebher joke also shows up in the ch2 spelling game, with ICE-E showing up in the screen and then iirc glitching out. The black silhouette figures in the broken diner mini game when Tenna says "They're crawling from the pipes!" are ICE-E heads. In chapter 4 an ICE-E costume is in Noelle's basement. On the website ARG and maybe also alluded to in ch2, Kris scared Noelle by telling her ICE-E was alive and gonna eat her so December lit an ICE-E head on fire in front of Noelle and then buried it, or something like that.
Also, and this is the most absurd ridiculous schizo shit possible, but "GIASFCLFUBREHBER" has been "shifting". It's not the exact same string in ch2 as it was in Undertale. And (this is the particularly stupid "observation") it has the exact same amount of letters as the phrase "GASTER IS DECEMBER". lol.
I saw that pointed out before 3+4. I guess nowadays you could say it's becoming "KNIGHT IS DECEMBER" perhaps, though people got Gaster and December from how the first and last letters look.
Anonymous No.532298746
>>532298670
The fact that people are unironically turned on by CG this fucking ugly is a cancer on society
Anonymous No.532298795 >>532299634
>>532297828
based as fuck, will always take more goofy knight drawings
Anonymous No.532298806 >>532298984
>>532298339
Spec Opsman isnt a hero because you are playing a game, spec opsman isnt a hero because you are playing an imperialist criminal.
Anonymous No.532298821 >>532299204
>>532298065
No. In-universe, ICE-E is considered to be a real entity by Kris and other conspiracy theorists.
The fact ICE-E changed its form very drastically in chapter 3 (only its lines give away the fact it’s the fiery eye Ice-E pizzabox) is probably a sign that we should expect Eram to show up again in a new form in a future chapter (like chapter 4 is implying with the mascot change). Its main themes are the Ice-E brands/products and pizza. Similar to Friend’s limits to Cats, Microphones, and its cat game/brand.

The fact ICE-Eram and Friend show up together implies they are similar kinds of darkners/entities.
Anonymous No.532298843
I no-hit the Knight after an hour of attempts and all I have to say is the hitboxes on that sword tunnel attack are disgusting, Toby.
Anonymous No.532298881 >>532299103
Soulelle is the best yuri ship.
Anonymous No.532298903 >>532299634
>>532297828
>ice cream holder hands
You understand. You get it. This is the vision. It's beautiful. One of the few things that prevents from leaving this place is the hope that I might see something like this. Thank you.
Anonymous No.532298905 >>532299156
>>532298497
Is this new art or did the new release free this artist
Anonymous No.532298912 >>532299206
boyes
Anonymous No.532298924
>>532298629
>Alice in Wonderland is just a nerd's breakdown over Imaginary Numbers
TOBY NO
Anonymous No.532298954
>>532298670
Isn't noelle taller than susie?
Anonymous No.532298984
>>532298806
*isnt not a hero, you know what I mean
Anonymous No.532299000
>>532298236
No. Dess met ICE-E way before she was lost. They’re not related to each other.
Anonymous No.532299009 >>532299496
>>532298128
toby loves theft. just admit he watched it.
Anonymous No.532299068 >>532299290 >>532299427 >>532299479 >>532299593 >>532300228 >>532300612
>>532298497
I just realized how boring Suselle art is. I don't think any other ship in the game's fanart is mostly
>LOOK THEY'RE TOGETHER AND VALID
Anonymous No.532299082
Anonymous No.532299103
>>532298881
I'm willing to wingman for my boy kris
That retard doesn't realise what he has
Anonymous No.532299110 >>532299334
>>532298427
is referencing alice in wonderland really 'dignified' now? pretty sure i've seen goddamn gacha games reference it
Anonymous No.532299149
I hope Suselle happens so I can force Kris to cheat with Susie and destroy all their friendships!
Anonymous No.532299153
>>532298734
>"GIASFCLFUBREHBER" has been "shifting".
maybe it's a code cipher
Anonymous No.532299156
>>532298905
It's old lol
Anonymous No.532299157
Catti is the white-supremacist's option of fave
Anonymous No.532299204 >>532300214 >>532300712 >>532303594
>>532298821
>Azzy said took it and said we should berry the box
So what was going on here? What is she trying to say Asriel said? "said took it"? What was "took" actually?
And why did he suggest burying the box instead of like throwing it in a dumpster? He was the same age as December. You'd expect him to be a voice of reason character in this whole outlandish situation.
It's also interesting he is apparently with them when Kris scares Noelle, and it's Dess who disciplines Kris instead of Azzy?
Very, very, interesting
Anonymous No.532299206
>>532298912
>chapter 5 spoilers
Anonymous No.532299241
NUTDEALER, the third installment in the Undertale franchise, is an erotic sex-comedy point-and-click adventure starring Spamton G. Spamton. Revisit classic and NEO locations through space and time as Spamton tries to deal nut, get butt, and maybe, just maybe, find true love along the way.
Anonymous No.532299290
>>532299068
>LOOK THEY'RE TOGETHER AND VALID
Congratulations, you just described 99% of yuri.
Anonymous No.532299334 >>532299403 >>532299482 >>532300830 >>532313309
>>532299110
well, most of his references are 'remember digital pogs from 1997?' or 'here's a music theme literally from my friend's autistic webcomic i didn't change shit about it'
Anonymous No.532299356
Ralsei is fat ralph in the light world
Anonymous No.532299403 >>532299660
>>532299334
>he thinks Megalovania appeared in Homestuck first
Oof.
Anonymous No.532299427 >>532300439
>>532299068
I get what you mean but it's especially that artist. There's definitely fun Suselle art although it tends to lack angst compared to all other ships in the game. Since the relationship dynamic de-emphasizes Susie's struggles and isn't connected to any of the bad stuff hanging over Noelle. (Besides Dess Replacement Hypothesis, which wasn't much of a thing pre-3/4 era when most Suselle art was produced.)
Anonymous No.532299479
>>532299068
that's yuri in a nutshell for you
Anonymous No.532299482
>>532299334
Toby foxiverse quaternary…..
Anonymous No.532299496
>>532299009
I'm not saying he didn't watch it. I am saying that there's nothing necessarily pointing to queen being a rip off of white diamond specifically. If you understood the origins of white diamond's design, you'd get why I don't think it's a rip off so much as it's sourced from the same place.
Anonymous No.532299512 >>532300091
Why did Kris feel the need to gender a TV but not themselves?
Anonymous No.532299521 >>532299675
Why doesn't Kris just sell pics of themselves on OnlyEsteemedIndividuals? They could easily become a [Big Shot] as long as Tori doesn't find out.
Anonymous No.532299593 >>532299862 >>532300443
>>532299068
real thinking man's yuri needs to be exhaustingly slow-burn and so subtle they never even hold hands. Suselle is moving way too fast and it's mostly just a sequence of scripted Cute Moments
Anonymous No.532299627 >>532305447
Battena is kinda like Suselle if it was good
Anonymous No.532299634
>>532298709
>>532298795
>>532298903
love muh knight
if ya got any reqs lmk : )
Anonymous No.532299660 >>532300475
>>532299403
anon... black knife.
Anonymous No.532299675 >>532299876 >>532299984
>>532299521
no one would pay for pics of that h*man uggo fatty
Anonymous No.532299727 >>532299812 >>532301008
Whatever you want to say about Toby's "inspirations", I will say this.
I have never seen something pointed to as being a thing Toby "stole", that Toby's "version" was not outright superior to.
Anonymous No.532299812
>>532299727
He was probably venting about feeling like he's ripping too much stuff off when he made Spamton.
Anonymous No.532299862
>>532299593
Nah machspeed yuri is fine if they're a toxic and complicated situationship.
Bonus points if they hate eachother but violently make out in private.
Anonymous No.532299876 >>532299934
>>532299675
Kris is thin though
Anonymous No.532299910
Anonymous No.532299934
>>532299876
kris is a tube
Anonymous No.532299984
>>532299675
I thought people loved chubby femtheys though?
Anonymous No.532300091 >>532300363 >>532300729 >>532301143 >>532301997
>>532299512
I think realistically, Kris' nonbinary identity stems from their disconnect to human culture. They were raised in a society of completely different bodies and gender roles. They have species dysphoria, and adopting the nonbinary label is an attempt to escape their physical body and not feel as human. Instead of a human MALE with human MALE parts, they get to feel more ambiguous and less defined by what gendered pronouns point out about their species. It's a coping mechanism.
Anonymous No.532300214 >>532300861
>>532299204
It’s very ominous when you realize that ICE-ERAM is the JPEG Pizzapants was over fixated on.

Bratty’s lines for Pizzapants:
* Like, he was always ogling girls like me and stuff...
* Now he can be a good little boy and ogle a jpeg.
* See? Everyone wins. Especially US, because it's really funny.
* W-well, I guess it won't hurt to, um... if it makes him happy, too...

These strange lines makes me wonder if ICE-E is possessing people in real life and their nature is akin to a demon. It gets worshipped. Any object tied to it is accursed/haunted. Images of it heavily impact people for the worst.
Anonymous No.532300228 >>532300445
>>532299068
>search noelle holiday + susie/susie-deltarune
>filter out the porn
...You might be right. Why isnt there fagslop-tier art for Suselle
Anonymous No.532300354 >>532300680 >>532300969 >>532301179
>Theorise Papyrus as the ch5 secret boss
>Twitter thinks it will actually be Sans (pic related specific is a joke though to be clear)
Either way it does feel like it will be one of them given the blue soul is coming up. I really doubt Toby would pull out Grandpa Semi. In any case a Lightner would be appropriate for a "Ralsei spotlight" boss.
Anonymous No.532300363
>>532300091
I'm going to fuck his twink ass so hard that he stops being nonbinary and accepts his new life as my personal boytoy
Anonymous No.532300439
>>532299427
A lot of the Suselle art I enjoy has some third character involved which means something I'm sure
I'm especially a fan of Carol's horrible daughter-in-law stuff
Anonymous No.532300443
>>532299593
>real thinking man's yuri needs to be exhaustingly slow-burn and so subtle they never even hold hands
so you're telling me the best yuri is purposefully slow and boring?
...no wonder i don't like it
Anonymous No.532300445
>>532300228
that's a cute doe
Anonymous No.532300475 >>532302507
>>532299660
what
Anonymous No.532300545
>>532298246
BOOORIIIING
Anonymous No.532300612 >>532300816 >>532302959
>>532299068
Is there genuinely a single piece of fanart of the two of them on the ferris wheel or in the basement or even with the guitar?
Anonymous No.532300649 >>532300792 >>532303402 >>532325347
If you're a man and you think like this, just go ahead and cut your balls off.
Anonymous No.532300661 >>532303404
>>532295907
>every other character on model
>just draw a generic hot dude for mettaton and generic child for frisk
i know to a certain degree it's inevitable but once you notice it you never stop yknow
Anonymous No.532300680
>>532300354
>I really doubt Toby would pull out Grandpa Semi.

>ON SUNDAY, I HARVEST THE WHEAT.
>JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE [$#&*] THAT USE [Death/Scythe]!!! NEVER AGAIN!!!!
Anonymous No.532300698
>>532298497
So long gay susie!
Anonymous No.532300712 >>532301412
>>532299204
Also, notice that Dess tries to burn the box and it fails.
It’s a haunted object…
So if ICE-E is manipulating reality. Why is it changing its form right before the day Pizzapants meets Pizzarina?
Anonymous No.532300728 >>532301427
I go through days where I see Tenna and feel nothing and then other days where a single jpeg gives me so much dopamine it makes my head spin
Anonymous No.532300729 >>532300816 >>532300941
>>532300091
Kris is more likely to be born female
>Wears princess ribbon, and ribbons in general
>Non-men welcome in MANCOUNTRY
>The Girl wields swords
>Hair cut short to look more masculine as if to avoid looking feminine
Anonymous No.532300792
>>532300649
I'm pretty sure the ultimate goal of all homosexuals is either to remove the genitals of their partner and turn them into a woman or to become a woman
It's just science
Anonymous No.532300816
>>532300612
anon how would you know, no one posts unironic suselle in these threads.

>>532300729
almost all non binarys are female birthed kek
Anonymous No.532300830 >>532300950 >>532301018 >>532322013
>>532299334
What, you dont like Bob Sparker being 3 of the top 5 Undertale/Deltarune characters?
Anonymous No.532300861 >>532301412
>>532300214
Eram is burgerpant’s pizza gf?! No wonder she’s so bratty…
Anonymous No.532300923 >>532302060
Give Kris a long-haired super form that carries over to the light-world
Anonymous No.532300941
>>532300729
I interpreted mancountry as meaning the opposite, that Kris feels insecure about not being a proper man and the non-men sign was reassurance
Anonymous No.532300943
Are you ready for Asgore's favorite show?
Anonymous No.532300947 >>532301141 >>532301364 >>532301517 >>532301567
What does everyone think of the "Hometown is a doomsday cult" theory?
Anonymous No.532300950
>>532300830
I mean, if it got old I’d be mad but MTT hasn’t gone stale
Anonymous No.532300969
>>532300354
Fuck Sans, he already got his hard fight. Papyrus all the way.
Anonymous No.532301008
>>532299727
literally nobody will care that you're unoriginal (as long as you aren't straight up plagarazing) if you have the chops to back it up
Anonymous No.532301012 >>532301110 >>532301185 >>532301214 >>532308243
Anonymous No.532301018
>>532300830
depending on if mettaton is a tenna ripoff or vice versa, we're at least 3 layers of bobs down. i believe we can go further.
Anonymous No.532301110
>>532301012
>throuple happens but it's Toriel, Carol, and Sans
>Rudy is OK with it since he wants Carol to be happy and he can't put out anymore
Anonymous No.532301141
>>532300947
surely deltarune wouldn't rip off nitw
Anonymous No.532301143
>>532300091
I like this idea because it also plays in to our role as a saviour. It's our responsibility to show Kris it's OK to be human and accept their anatomy
Anonymous No.532301179
>>532300354
My only issue with this is that every traditional secret boss so far has had a unique dialogue sound but no face portrait. Sans and Papyrus have face portraits.
Anonymous No.532301185
>>532301012
>Carol/Toriel and Rudy/Asgore are two gay couples who entered lavendar marriages for the benefits
Anonymous No.532301214 >>532301301 >>532301341 >>532301347
>>532301012
hags...
Anonymous No.532301242 >>532301479
Toriel broke up with Asgore because he was fucking rudy
Anonymous No.532301301 >>532301398
>>532301214
Did Morbi draw this? Getting those vibes
Anonymous No.532301341
>>532301214
This artstyle is so fucking ugly
Anonymous No.532301347
>>532301214
That Toriel is fucking scary.
Anonymous No.532301364
>>532300947
i think kris's presence as the 1 human in monster town is a social experiment for tolerance, just like in hatoful boyfriend and if anything happens to them it's bunker time
Anonymous No.532301398
>>532301301
Nah Morbi wouldn't dare to draw Kris porn
Anonymous No.532301412 >>532310584
>>532300861
Yeah…
She uses Kris, bratty, and nice cream guy to express itself. All they need is an ICE-E object/image and she can reach Pizzapants.

Even Kris’ hatred of Bratty is tied to Eram’s hatred of her. And silently, it tells Kris the deal about this: >>532300712
And for Bratty and Nice Cream Guy to let him go.

This thing is a demon!
Anonymous No.532301415 >>532303036
Does "AIR WAVES" (the song with the freedom motif) play in all the Mike minigames? Does it play in the one where FRIEND can appear?
Anonymous No.532301427
>>532300728
he always makes me feel giddy
Anonymous No.532301479 >>532301562 >>532301639 >>532301981 >>532302093
>>532301242
Toriel broke up with Asgore because he wouldn't let the dessappearance go. He starting fucking rudy as cope for losing his wife, and also Toriel hates Carol for some reason
Anonymous No.532301517
>>532300947
Depends if Angelistianity completely replaces Christianity in the universe or not. Gerson is basically their version of Tolkien.
Anonymous No.532301562
>>532301479
carol's funding/enabling her ex-husband's schizoboards.
Anonymous No.532301567 >>532301670 >>532301931 >>532310684
>>532300947
The Prophecy is too widespread with whole video game franchises based on books based on it for it to be some tiny cult thing, I think
Anonymous No.532301608
Anonymous No.532301610
it's gonna be akward when dess stops fucking around as the knight and goes from being asriel's studying buddy to sharing the same class as her younger sister & her polycule
Anonymous No.532301639 >>532301773 >>532301850
>>532301479
>Toriel hates Carol for some reason
because she's a bitch
and by she I mean toriel
and by is a bitch I mean is a gigantic cunt holy shit genuinely unforgivable in both deltarune and undertale
Anonymous No.532301653
Angry Birds thread update: everyone is dead
Anonymous No.532301668 >>532302216 >>532309335
>>532297867
The second YIIK came out and and it was revealed the game was trash, Toby deleted his tweet promoting the game. The only connection left between Toby and YIIK now is a song Toby made for the game that can't be removed.
Anonymous No.532301670
>>532301567
The angel is an angry god then.
Anonymous No.532301710 >>532301862
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
Anonymous No.532301748
>>532297285
Actually yes I do think something like that may have happened
Anonymous No.532301773
>>532301639
So are you a bitch because you hate Toriel? I'm going with yes
Anonymous No.532301850 >>532301949 >>532302063
>>532301639
She really is! I've hated Toriel ever since Undertale and people have always been so mean to me about it because I pointed out why she's terrible with the actual dialogue she has. People really don't like when you do that
Anonymous No.532301862
>>532301710
Night night, sleep well
Anonymous No.532301931 >>532302129
>>532301567
toby has never been that great at worldbuilding, a lot of hotland is basically held together with don'tthinkaboutit
Anonymous No.532301949
>>532301850
>Asgore… why don’t you just go up to the surface and murder people?
Anonymous No.532301970
love can bloom again....
Anonymous No.532301981 >>532302202
>>532301479
what is their endgame?
Anonymous No.532301997 >>532302106 >>532302135
>>532300091
Why didnt this retard just identify as a monster then? Kris doesnt dress like a human (wears Azzys clothes), and doesnt have any connection to human culture or society.
Anonymous No.532302060
>>532300923
Why are blue twinks so erotic oughh
Anonymous No.532302063
>>532301850
>asgore... stop being such a pussy and kill everyone already
>omg you killed people? dude what the fuck I'm leaving you I'm gonna go abduct some human kids and fuck a skeleton
Anonymous No.532302093
>>532301479
I think Toriel thinks Carol is just funding the Flower King, with Asgore's business failures being one of the big reasons for the divorce
It's one thing to be a schizo but it's another to be a schizo who wasted your son's college fund
Anonymous No.532302106 >>532302312
>>532301997
Kris identifies as a dog
Anonymous No.532302129 >>532302751
>>532301931
What are the issues with Hotland?
Anonymous No.532302135 >>532302370
>>532301997
>Kris doesnt dress like a human
stripe shirt is THE human outfit though
Anonymous No.532302136
Dear liberals,
How can you say I'm controlling Kris when Kris has been controlling me by replacing all my thoughts with their cute body?
Curious.
Anonymous No.532302202 >>532302515
>>532301981
I am repulsed by this image, yet... I know it to be true in my heart. Why must you inflict this on me? Do you truly despise me so?
Anonymous No.532302216 >>532302419
>>532301668
That's kinda crazy. I might genuinely kill myself if Toby un-promoted my project.
Anonymous No.532302303 >>532303478 >>532310757
Rape Kris.
Anonymous No.532302308 >>532302395 >>532302441 >>532302826 >>532302982
I just saw the spamton sweepstakes and it was the funniest shit. But what exactly happened to Spamton A. Spamton at the end?
Anonymous No.532302312
>>532302106
>identifias as a dog
>not as a goat
how does kris manage to be a race traitor of something that's not even his own race
Anonymous No.532302347 >>532302420
Anonymous No.532302370
>>532302135
Green stripe shirt was Asriels shirt Chara wore because she was stripped naked, raped, and thrown into the underground to die.
Humans wear blue and purple shirts.
Anonymous No.532302382 >>532302404 >>532302515 >>532302605 >>532302724
You guys got any good spamelle pics
Anonymous No.532302395
>>532302308
Reverse pregnancy.
Anonymous No.532302404 >>532302541
>>532302382
no
Anonymous No.532302419 >>532302594 >>532303089 >>532314095
>>532302216
Toby Fox also didn't deliver on all of his promised backer awards back in the undertale days, but it was mysteriously never brought up again. The dog isn't the best person, methinks
Anonymous No.532302420 >>532302749
>>532302347
>still no berdly edit
Anonymous No.532302441 >>532302594
>>532302308
We don't know, and non-game material is not considered strictly canon, but I imagine it had to do with FRIEND.
Anonymous No.532302476 >>532302535
Anonymous No.532302507 >>532304416 >>532309296
>>532300475
the soundtrack
you know like the knight's fight theme
it's taken from a comic toby's friend made that he made music for
Anonymous No.532302512 >>532302637 >>532302743 >>532302816 >>532304571
I can't believe that Noelle was in love with Kris and he just walked away
Anonymous No.532302515 >>532302795
>>532302202
ay what's wrong with it? i thought it was okay
>>532302382
mundy,,,,,
Anonymous No.532302535 >>532302689
>>532302476
She still thinks about Carol. Carol lives rent-free in her head
Anonymous No.532302540 >>532302595 >>532303592 >>532314401
continuing my "previous fun gang" idea
Anonymous No.532302541
>>532302404
Ok thanks
Anonymous No.532302594
>>532302419
Like what?
>>532302441
FRIEND in general likes messing with the dark world.
Eram likes to terrorize in the light world.
Anonymous No.532302595
>>532302540
Cute Carol.
Anonymous No.532302605 >>532302868
>>532302382
he's like her pet daughter
Anonymous No.532302637
>>532302512
She wasn't in love with him and he also is not in love with her
Anonymous No.532302689
>>532302535
ok, I don't care
Anonymous No.532302724
>>532302382
Spamelle the character or ship?
Anonymous No.532302743 >>532302967
>>532302512
why are moids like this?
Anonymous No.532302749 >>532303017 >>532304612
>>532302420
Anonymous No.532302751
>>532302129
honestly mostly half misrembered stuff from my fic writing days, it's said somewhere that mettaton is the only tv star, but that makes no sense(otherwise no one would own a tv). still, i can't find a source for it

also the ratings at the end of the show don't make a ton of sense population wise.
Anonymous No.532302795 >>532302978
>>532302515
Rudy still being tied up, and Carol being in the image at all.
Let's be real; Rudy isn't into bondage.
Anonymous No.532302816
>>532302512
We can right what once went wrong
Anonymous No.532302826
>>532302308
I'm still upset we never got the Spamton carbine knife or Spamton sniper rifle
Anonymous No.532302868 >>532303626
>>532302605
I probably should have specified I meant like the sorta fusion like picrel I saw a few threads ago lol but cute pic, thanks
Anonymous No.532302959 >>532303081 >>532303170 >>532303194
>>532300612
sure
Anonymous No.532302967
>>532302743
The cafe called, they're looking for you
Anonymous No.532302978 >>532304165
>>532302795
>Let's be real; Rudy isn't into bondage.
source?
Anonymous No.532302982 >>532303312
>>532302308
Anonymous No.532303017
>>532302749
kek good filename
Anonymous No.532303030
>>532297705
I think it's less that the game flopped, and more that the creator had a melty and went on a lolberterian podcast to vent about how gamers suck after his game flopped.
Anonymous No.532303036 >>532303254 >>532303393 >>532305157
>>532301415
Airwaves is only used in the minigame with Friend, except for in the Switch 2 version where that minigame is replaced with this one:
https://youtu.be/qpeK2RVQvrk?t=1094
Anonymous No.532303081
>>532302959
So is the implication the gayer you are, the curlier the hair?
Anonymous No.532303089 >>532303518 >>532304165
>>532302419
He has some character flaws like anybody, but honestly looking at how so many kickstarter games go and the tendency of lone creators to over promise, the fact Undertale is so good still makes it one of the most successful projects. Like, IDK I forgive him, because he literally made Undertale. His savvy about separating his personal life from the internet and the positivity from everyone who's ever worked with him including guys like Sakurai also gives Toby credits to me.
It was sucky to delete that tweet, but IIRC the Yiik creator was also lashing out at people and becoming toxic to associate with at the time. And the game legitimately had *serious* performance issues on launch. From that perspective, Toby also had to consider a duty to his fans whether to actively promote a project he came to learn had serious flaws on release.
Then there was that time he reamed that Wolff guy from his music label and donated money to the Undertale Yellow team for their trouble and because Wolff made stupid weird 5 figure bets to them about what Toby would say. I don't even like UTY that much but I thought Toby was pretty cool for that.
Anonymous No.532303138
Hearing the black knife leitmotifs in forgettable chapter 1 tracks is making me enjoy those older traps I usually skipped. How does he do it
Anonymous No.532303170 >>532307012
>>532302959
I want to throw up
Anonymous No.532303194 >>532307012
>>532302959
Anonymous No.532303238 >>532303589 >>532303718
Anonymous No.532303254 >>532304891 >>532305157
>>532303036
So FRIEND doesn't show up on Switch? That's crazy?
Anonymous No.532303312 >>532303443 >>532304520
>>532302982
>Tenna is Mettaton's house seeing the jar of Spamton After Not Surviving
Anonymous No.532303321 >>532303501
The YIIK thing is sad because this is one of Toby's few truly great post-UT non-Underrune songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0EQ9goWZ0s
Anonymous No.532303339 >>532314621
What's the name of the religion surrounding the Angel? Angelism? Deltarunianism?
Anonymous No.532303393 >>532303553
>>532303036
>to play the switch 2 Mike mini games you have to stuff them in a hole
But why
Anonymous No.532303402
>>532300649
dawg ralsei said it and he's still got his bawls, why can't i keep mine
Anonymous No.532303404
>>532300661
A round earthbound blob Frisk wouldnt be sexy
Anonymous No.532303443
>>532303312
>why does my television keep flipping to infomercials about death
Anonymous No.532303478
>>532302303
This but the sword is my peenus haha
Anonymous No.532303501
>>532303321
what bad thing happened with yiik
Anonymous No.532303518
>>532303089
*to a charity they picked not the devs themselves
Anonymous No.532303526 >>532303765 >>532303818 >>532303970 >>532304007 >>532304409 >>532323028
Can somebody post shadowguys
Anonymous No.532303553 >>532303969
>>532303393
would u give pippins a shakejob
Anonymous No.532303589
>>532303238
Susie would go ballistic if she saw a hurt lancer
Anonymous No.532303592
>>532302540
cyuut
Anonymous No.532303594
>>532299204
Azzy would want to give an a haunted object a proper burial, not throw it out
Anonymous No.532303626 >>532303776 >>532303793
>>532302868
Best I can do without taking a deep dive in my 3yo+ mess of a folder
Anonymous No.532303718
>>532303238
fat fuck friend
Anonymous No.532303765
>>532303526
It’s hard to find standalone pics. Pretend the Mikes aren’t there
Anonymous No.532303776 >>532304085
>>532303626
>tall lanky
>midget
Anonymous No.532303793 >>532304085
>>532303626
Cuuuute

I love it, thanks for sharing. Saw some art for it a bit ago and was a fan so wanted to see if you guys had any as a lot of good stuff is posted here. Appreciate it mate
Anonymous No.532303818 >>532303975
>>532303526
Anonymous No.532303914
Anonymous No.532303969 >>532304275
>>532303553
Sure why not
Anonymous No.532303970
>>532303526
be the change you want to see in the world
Anonymous No.532303975
>>532303818
sorry, didn't mean to @ you.
Anonymous No.532304007
>>532303526
They are cute
Anonymous No.532304027 >>532304186
https://x.com/riggy_b/status/1947524207237087298
Anonymous No.532304085 >>532304259
>>532303776
She's tall for a midget
>>532303793
You're welcome, you can find more if you don't mind digging through the archive, there really is some GOOD stuff in there
Anonymous No.532304165
>>532302978
He's not the meek sort. I have nothing else to add to this.
>>532303089
I'm not saying he's evil or anything like that. I think he does try to do well by his fans, but that doesn't necessarily make him a "good person". I think he has demons to fight like anyone else and it's only fair to remember his flaws as much as his success.
Anonymous No.532304175 >>532304402 >>532304469 >>532304690
what's the knight's killcount? is it just tenna and jackenstein so far
Anonymous No.532304176 >>532304558
Sorry Stacy, but in real life, the goth emo chick doesn't get the man, the fat girl with a beautiful heart does.
Anonymous No.532304186 >>532304607 >>532304813 >>532305107
>>532304027
I originally thought that Toby added the Petz references for the ARG after the Spamton Petz mods but like
That's can't possibly be the case, right? It's so weirdly specific and plot-relevant now
Anonymous No.532304259
>>532304085
I might try thanks, issue is just that people usually don't namedrop characetrs when they post pics of them so not a foolproof way to search but better then nothing. Thanks
Anonymous No.532304275 >>532304430
>>532303969
cute, source?
Anonymous No.532304308
Imagine fucking Tenna up the ass and cumming inside him
Anonymous No.532304402
>>532304175
minus 1 because she gave birth to asriel's little bastard child (ralsei)
Anonymous No.532304409 >>532305216
>>532303526
Anonymous No.532304416 >>532305282
>>532302507
What comic
Anonymous No.532304430 >>532305503
>>532304275
Here: https://www.tumblr.com/logicpng/789549628362293248/you-rattle-my-head-and-theres-just-dice-clanking
Anonymous No.532304469
>>532304175
AAAAIIIEEEEE WHY IS SHE WELDING LIKE THAT SHE'S GONNA BURN A HOLE THROUGH THE CROTCH OF HER PANTS AND GET THE SPARKS ON HER PUSSY!!!
Anonymous No.532304520
>>532303312
Anonymous No.532304558 >>532304726
>>532304176
>but what if it's a fat goth emo chick with a beautifull heart
Anonymous No.532304571
>>532302512
Kris only likes older women
Anonymous No.532304607 >>532304824 >>532304918
>>532304186
The thought of it just being a big coincidence that was already planned prior to the Spamton mods is kind of amazing to me
Anonymous No.532304612
>>532302749
I care...
Anonymous No.532304690 >>532305369
>>532304175
One of my fave pics I've seen for the new chapters so far its so pretty. Especially like how shadowguy was colored, kind looks like silver chariot requiem

Where the fuck is that bum Kris tho
Anonymous No.532304726 >>532305128
>>532304558
fatties can't have beautiful hearts cause they're clogged with fat and cholesterol
Anonymous No.532304735 >>532304827 >>532304960
Noelle has been activated
God help us all
Anonymous No.532304780
Anonymous No.532304813 >>532304973
>>532304186
i think toby likely played petz growing up, i did too.
Anonymous No.532304824
>>532304607
friend's ROUND BARE ASS on screen?!
Anonymous No.532304827
>>532304735
you monster!
Anonymous No.532304841
Someone might want to check up on the cattifags, things might be a little rough for them, Ch4 -> Ozzy can't be fun.
Anonymous No.532304876
Anonymous No.532304891
>>532303254
almost makes you wonder how important FRIEND really is, doesn't it?
Anonymous No.532304918
>>532304607
Eram’s presence was revealed by Jevil in the first chapter of the game.
After Jevil, Spamton talks about Mike and we start seeing a smiling cat in the dark.
Anonymous No.532304960
>>532304735
>the countdown has begun
Anonymous No.532304973 >>532305067
>>532304813
i have a theory that toby fox played earthbound
Anonymous No.532305067
>>532304973
Nah
Anonymous No.532305094 >>532305542 >>532323575
Can the pippins cum if you shake them enough? I need to know this information for IMPORTANT scientific research
Anonymous No.532305107 >>532314819
>>532304186
Theres no chance its a coincidence. The same ARG Toby incorporated other fan stuff into the like Cringelle, and wiwis were a thing for at least a year.
Anonymous No.532305128 >>532305283
>>532304726
Don't you dare speak of BBWs in such a manner. I think I speak for all of us when I say we ALL want to fuck a fat woman (or man).
Anonymous No.532305137
https://youtube.com/shorts/oGQQhW73T44
Anonymous No.532305157
>>532303036
>>532303254
Well it's still got the yellow and pink at least.
Anonymous No.532305216
>>532304409
Anonymous No.532305282 >>532305449
>>532304416
cucumber quest
Anonymous No.532305283 >>532305524
>>532305128
I don't like fat men or women. I prefer sticks like Kris or husky men with just a bit of tummy
Anonymous No.532305369
>>532304690
>Where the fuck is that bum Kris tho
On the Normal Route he's making out with the Knight, alternatively he's walking cold and alone through the snow to the Fountain that was still quite far off, waiting for a signal to safely close it.
On the Weird Route hs's comforting Noelle and taking Berdly to hospital.
Anonymous No.532305395
Anonymous No.532305447
>>532299627
Which one is Noelle and which one is Susie
Anonymous No.532305449 >>532305483
>>532305282
What cucumber quest song?
Anonymous No.532305483
>>532305449
nightmare knight
Anonymous No.532305503
>>532304430
thanks!
Anonymous No.532305524 >>532305567 >>532305635 >>532306060 >>532306827
>>532305283
what about fat asses twinks with just enough tummy chub to fondle
Anonymous No.532305542
>>532305094
You need to throw them and only if they land on 6
Anonymous No.532305567
>>532305524
ralsei...
Anonymous No.532305635 >>532306827
>>532305524
lore-accurate Kris
Anonymous No.532305656 >>532305889 >>532306328
Would Seam enjoy gambling with Spamton?
Anonymous No.532305663 >>532305870
>toby making all the songs 7 years ago is confirmed
>but him knowing what characters he will use in future chapters makes no sense
Gonermaker list denialists are a pathetic bunch
Anonymous No.532305870
>>532305663
Constantly bringing it up to get some positive affirmation is even more pathetic, not gonna lie
Anonymous No.532305872 >>532306038
Anonymous No.532305876
Wosh u gote
Anonymous No.532305889
>>532305656
>LET'S FLIP A COIN!
>IF IT LANDS ON [heads!] you LOSE
>IF IT LANDS ON [the pointed tail] I WIN
>seam manages to make the coin land on its side
>YOU STUPID [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]
Anonymous No.532305965 >>532306170
If gaster turns out to be the main villain, will you kill him?
Anonymous No.532306012 >>532306230 >>532315152 >>532315256
some gijinkas
Anonymous No.532306038
>>532305872
Well that's more creative than most designs. I like the long hair
Anonymous No.532306060 >>532306273
>>532305524
>fat asses twinks with just enough tummy chub to fondle
Peak male physique
Anonymous No.532306079 >>532306171 >>532306228 >>532306434 >>532306771
https://files.catbox.moe/5pxc97.png
Anonymous No.532306170
>>532305965
If gaster turns out to be the main villain I'll kill myself.
Anonymous No.532306171 >>532306345
>>532306079
What even is happening here?
Anonymous No.532306228 >>532306540
>>532306079
dolphin porn (do not open)
Anonymous No.532306230
>>532306012
RECRUIT
Anonymous No.532306273
>>532306060
im still mad r/chubbyfemboys got nuked now i have nowhere to post and nowhere to goon
Anonymous No.532306318 >>532306432 >>532306481 >>532306556
Let's say hypothetically, that Spamton did reach [Heaven] and ended up in the real world, what happens?
Would the universe rewrite itself as if Spamton was naturally born into this world? Would every piece of Spamton merch just disappear? Will Deltarune acknowledge that he existed within the game anymore or is he just completely erased from it?
Anonymous No.532306328
>>532305656
He'd enjoy Spamton's ridiculous reactions but the only person who Seam actually enjoyed playing against is Jevil.
Likely because Jevil's chaotic nature makes whatever Seam's powers are not as effective.
Anonymous No.532306345
>>532306171
it's aislop
Anonymous No.532306372 >>532313187
Dess is almost certainly the Knight but I'm curious as to how Toby will execute it in a way that doesn't feel like a rehash of Flowey and Asriel.
Anonymous No.532306389
>>532295778
Frisk doing the zombie stance Kris has is fucking hilarious, they just look like they're gearing to throw a tantrum rather than actually struggling with anything
Anonymous No.532306432
>>532306318
Spamton gets a Twitter account
Anonymous No.532306434
>>532306079
This is AIpoopy of Kris and Ralsei running through the Dark World butt-naked
Anonymous No.532306448 >>532306819 >>532310142 >>532317972
i'm trying to complete a voregrave run but noelle's slowing me down too much to catch up to the enemies
do i really have to leave my game open for hours just to move again?
Anonymous No.532306481
>>532306318
he gets shot in Detroit
Anonymous No.532306540
>>532306228
cmon anon why would you lie to me i wanted to see poppup porn
Anonymous No.532306556
>>532306318
He ends up homeless living in a dumpster.
Anonymous No.532306712 >>532306775
>532306448
Anonymous No.532306771
>>532306079
This is AI Dinner of Kris and Ralsei streaking with their little boy butts in Card Kingdom
Anonymous No.532306775
>>532306712
uwaaaa morbidly obese noelle caked in shit... fvcking NAAAAASTY
Anonymous No.532306819
>>532306448
You're supposed to spend that time jacking off dumbass
Anonymous No.532306827 >>532306969 >>532306978 >>532307534
>>532305524
No. Ass size is irrelevant. I like husky twunks.
>>532305635
Kris subsists entirely on sugar and chocolate drinks. He's either skin and bones or has an odd shaped stomach from being a skinnyfat twig, but he definitely doesn't have an ass.
Anonymous No.532306896
Anonymous No.532306969 >>532307446
>>532306827
is skinnyfat twig the worst bodytype
Anonymous No.532306978 >>532307089 >>532307446
>>532306827
explain picrel then, liberel
Anonymous No.532307012
>>532303170
>>532303194
Tough crowd
Anonymous No.532307089 >>532307235 >>532307256
>>532306978
that has to itch so bad
Anonymous No.532307112 >>532307343 >>532307560 >>532307859 >>532308219 >>532311264
It's funny to think that after ch3, Spamton's the one desperately trying to get back with Tenna, while Tenna is living his best life at Mettaton's house and doesn't need Spamton.
Anonymous No.532307235
>>532307089
that would actually be so funny if the suit made kris' ass super itchy so he constantly has to dig in his butt to scratch it haha
Anonymous No.532307246
Toriel found out about Ozzy Osbourne dying and it ruined her day
Anonymous No.532307256
>>532307089
Kris wouldent do that in front of his friends
Susie though
Anonymous No.532307343
>>532307112
Spamton can think about his ex all he wants but he's staying on Susie's face and he has no say in the matter.
Anonymous No.532307439 >>532308005
Having no ass is the female equivalent of having a micropenis
Anonymous No.532307446
>>532306978
Off-model
>>532306969
Small arms, small legs, slightly round stomach. Yeah, I'd say that's among the worst. It's like the extreme of anorexia.
Anonymous No.532307534 >>532307790 >>532307991 >>532308071
>>532306827
Kris is a child and is too young to get a nasty lumpy skinny fat body. Kris has a beautiful smooth body on a perfect frame.
https://files.catbox.moe/tgetbt.jpg
Anonymous No.532307560
>>532307112
That thought makes me sad. The idea that one person lives their best life and the other wants to reconnect but they can't reminds me too much of my own life and I don't want to relive it so I hope something happens and they can meet again in a happier way than they did in the pipis scene.
Anonymous No.532307583 >>532307835 >>532307987
How often do you replay the game?
Anonymous No.532307780 >>532318254 >>532320981 >>532321842
Anonymous No.532307790
>>532307534
Hot but where's the cute peen
Anonymous No.532307835
>>532307583
i plan on replaying the whole thing every time a new chapter releases
Anonymous No.532307859 >>532308313 >>532309186
>>532307112
Deltarune is a game about battle throuples with a secret fourth member. Spamton, Mettaton and Tenna will join forces with the power of MIKE.
Anonymous No.532307890
Anonymous No.532307987
>>532307583
I haven't finished chapter 4 yet
Anonymous No.532307991 >>532308167
>>532307534
Kris is at least 15 or 16 at the minimum, and "skinnyfat" doesn't mean "nasty" or "lumpy". I don't even know where you got that idea from.
Cope all you want, he still doesn't have an ass
Anonymous No.532308005
>>532307439
Its not that bad but it is a let down when a girl drops her panties and she literally has no ass.
Anonymous No.532308071
>>532307534
we were having such a nice time discussing kris' body fat distribution but you just had to make it weird
Anonymous No.532308167 >>532308910
>>532307991
>Kris is at least [headcanon]
If seeing Kris that way is how you like it, thats okay! Thats why every physical aspect of Kris is ambiguous.
Anonymous No.532308219 >>532308681 >>532312296
>>532307112
>get back with Tenna
That's one way to put it, I guess.
Anonymous No.532308243 >>532308453
>>532301012
Toriel and Carol bonding over homophobia.
Anonymous No.532308313 >>532308554
>>532307859
Link to the FRIEND footage and bonus Tenna wiwi forme:
https://xcancel.com/RealTweets009/status/1947669793563414917
https://files.catbox.moe/sfbo73.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/eins8w.mp4
Anonymous No.532308449 >>532310278
Its funny and kinda sad that we actually had some theories about the idea of taking the loaded disk into chapter 3 and then toby just, removes it from your inventory entirely. Not even a special version of the pipis scene, its just "Fuck you for even thinking that would mean something"
Anonymous No.532308453
>>532308243
>all their children are gay
Anonymous No.532308554
>>532308313
what am i looking at
Anonymous No.532308608
Because Mr. Toby Wooby is the quirkest gamedev around. If I were on his Toby list, I'd get out of town.
Anonymous No.532308654 >>532309116 >>532309390
How has Kris not been molested yet
Anonymous No.532308681
>>532308219
>Schmoes
Toy Story 2 reference
>Rosen Graves
Dustner foreshadowing
>Cathode Screams
Tenna literally calls it the "show that makes you scream" and rhymes that with "screens" like Spamton does
Spamton could also be referring to Tenna screaming and moaning when they played "pushing buddies" during their "business meetings"
Anonymous No.532308876 >>532309186
Why are these businesses men so moe
Anonymous No.532308910 >>532309073 >>532310189
>>532308167
... No, retard. He's at least 15 because he's in class with a person who has a job. The minimum working age in the US is 16.
Anonymous No.532308978
Anonymous No.532309073 >>532309165 >>532309919 >>532310491
>>532308910
Hometown employs undocumented vessels from South Toberica younger than 16 in the Shelter Meat Factory
Anonymous No.532309116
>>532308654
Dess would always protect Kris from people trying to molest him.
Anonymous No.532309165
>>532309073
You have no evidence of this. Mayor Holiday made sure that you don't.
Anonymous No.532309186 >>532309514 >>532309892
>>532307859
I get the impression that Spamton wouldn't want to share him with anyone.
>>532308876
They're so cute.
Anonymous No.532309296
>>532302507
Are you referring to the nightmare night's theme? Because I don't hear the similarities, but I have little understanding of musical theory, so I might be missing something.
Anonymous No.532309335
>>532301668
he didn't do that because the game was trash, he did that because the game caught flak for using elisa lam's death as a cheap plot point and wanted nothing to do with the shitshow
Anonymous No.532309390 >>532309856
>>532308654
h*mans are considered extremely unattractive in the deltarune world
Anonymous No.532309481
Anonymous No.532309514 >>532309652
>>532309186
auu.. sauce?
Anonymous No.532309647
:D
Anonymous No.532309652 >>532310594
>>532309514
@poularain
Anonymous No.532309856 >>532309905 >>532309949 >>532318613
>>532309390
Then why did Asriel fuck Kris so many times
Anonymous No.532309892
>>532309186
Spamton is opportunistic, I think if Tenna was getting some action he'd want to one-up him and get it too. Being fun-sized means it's easier for Spamton to join in.
I've seen fanfictions of Mettaton fattening up Spamton and dominating him, and of Mettaton doing the same for Tenna, but I want to see more Spamettatenna...I like both Spamton and Tenna having their rivalry superceded by someone putting both of them in line.
Anonymous No.532309905 >>532310514
>>532309856
*Diaps Guy
Anonymous No.532309919 >>532310184
>>532309073
>You know folks, I visited Hometown today and I gotta tell you - it's a disaster. You have kids opening up "Dark Fountains", I don't even know what those are. What's a "Dark Fountain"? What is that? A kid froze to death, a girl threatened to eat another kid's face. It's really bad, folks. Really bad. And at the head of it all, Carol Holiday - Crazy Carol Holiday as I like to call her. Crazy Carol Holiday. And apparently her daughter was assaulted by the same kid that's opening up these "Dark Fountains". WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON, AND WHY IS MAYOR HOLIDAY DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT!
Anonymous No.532309949 >>532310323
>>532309856
Desperate incel
Anonymous No.532309969
Anonymous No.532310004
Anonymous No.532310047
>>532295109
Eventually I'm gonna start copy and pasting posts from the guy I hate who believes the soul is also Kris, that thinking the soul is "the player " means you have an unhealthy relationship with fiction and the whole story is about dissociative personality disorder and intrusive thoughts just to contradict you.
Anonymous No.532310142
>>532306448
You should be beheaded for this post
Anonymous No.532310184 >>532310903 >>532311310
>>532309919
>Mr President is this another distraction? Please just release the Epstein files like you said you would
Anonymous No.532310189
>>532308910
>[headcanon]
Thats cool anon, but please dont treat your theories as fact!
Anonymous No.532310278 >>532311231
>>532308449
Should've been more obvious in retrospect, since I'm pretty sure Chapter 1 Key Items disappear from your inventory once you get to Chapter 2. It does feel like missed potential, though.
Anonymous No.532310323 >>532310361 >>532310775
>>532309949
All of the girls wanted Asriel but Asriel only wanted his little brother. Truly the most compelling Japanese story of all time. Toby Fox has done it again
Anonymous No.532310361 >>532310514
>>532310323
*only wanted Diaps Guy.
Anonymous No.532310491
>>532309073
Meat Factory? Like pork or beef, right?
Anonymous No.532310514 >>532310713 >>532310851
>>532309905
>>532310361
imagine being this mindbroken by the krisrielfag. stop wasting bumps faggot
Anonymous No.532310530 >>532310665
Kris can't get into a relationship with any of the monster characters because it would get censored and shut down by payment processors for bestiality
Anonymous No.532310584
>>532301412
He’s one lucky guy
Anonymous No.532310594
>>532309652
thank you
Anonymous No.532310659 >>532311020 >>532317958 >>532318041 >>532318436
kinda crazy how moldesster gets lambasted every time it's mentioned while asriel gets to molest his sibling with no issuee
Anonymous No.532310665 >>532310798
>>532310530
Nuh uh.
Source: HMOFA (and HMOMA) games are all over steam
Anonymous No.532310684 >>532314361
>>532301567
lord of the hammer is famous but we don't know where the prophecy came from or how it made it to the light world. there's evidence of other religion in deltarune (church of deltarune has no concept of sin, asriel is terrified of it and wants to confess like a catholic would. not that i think the game is explicit enough to ever have "christianity" specified, but you get what i mean)

gerson writing a fictional story based on their bible and it becoming deltarunes lord of the rings and gaining fans based on the story content rather than the allegory is pretty easy to imagine imo. considering thats literally what we are lol
Anonymous No.532310713
>>532310514
dont take my (You)s
Anonymous No.532310757
>>532302303
Kris y u penis glowe
Anonymous No.532310775 >>532311301 >>532317940
>>532310323
Little sister.

Kris completely undeniably is the second hero
Anonymous No.532310798
>>532310665
Which games?
Anonymous No.532310851
>>532310514
pees on you
Anonymous No.532310875
Anonymous No.532310903
>>532310184
Spamton as the financial guy who's crazy but always gives prophetic market advice
Anonymous No.532310915
>>532295109
Nobody is judging you for playing games, not really. They're just fiction. What makes Toby's games great is that they're uniquely immersive in that they incorporate the existence of the player into the games' own internal logic and ask what it would be like if we related to others the way we do with game characters, as means or objects. If there's an aspect of moral judgment here it's just the questioning of what kinds of habits this kind of engagement with fiction form in the player, the identification of an insatiable pleasure-seeking appetite which can cause tremendous harm if left unchecked
Anonymous No.532311020 >>532311617
>>532310659
The mistake you made here is assuming it's molestation. Almost everyone would agree Kris initiated in the case of Krisriel. Species dysphoria and whatever other mental illness he has
Anonymous No.532311158 >>532311331 >>532311565 >>532312019 >>532312197 >>532313010
i'm mentally ill /utg/
Anonymous No.532311183
Anonymous No.532311231 >>532312476
>>532310278
Im fairly certain this isnt something toby thought of, but technically this means keeping the loaded disk into chapter 3 should GONER Spamton. That's literally him being completely erased from the game
Anonymous No.532311264
>>532307112
nothing of what you wrote is true
Anonymous No.532311301
>>532310775
Toby Fox doesn't have the balls to make Kris' gender a plot point with how incredibly violent his rabid fanbase is. It's a nice theory and it being used would have been cool, but it won't happen and we all know it.

But also the prophecy's image with the sword isn't even the most compelling evidence that Kris could be a girl. I invite you to expand your mind.
Anonymous No.532311310
>>532310184
You must have missed that prophecy panel. Do not ask about which intelligence agency wd gaster is apart of.
Anonymous No.532311329 >>532311530 >>532311657 >>532311745 >>532311870 >>532312414
Enough about HMOFA
what about FAOHM (futa anthro on human male)
Anonymous No.532311331
>>532311158
All /utg/ users are mentally ill some are just significantly more than others
Anonymous No.532311343
>>532296178
Cyan = Kris
Magenta = Susie
Yellow = Noelle
Red = (You)
Blue = Berdly
Green = Ralsei
Purple = Catti
Orange = Jockington
White = Asriel
Black = Dess
Anonymous No.532311396
>>532295778
Truth nuke
Anonymous No.532311426
Trying to have a sexy video call with Asgore but he keeps accidentally pressing the button that turns the phone camera around without realizing it since his hands are so large, showing Asgore Plants vs. Zombies since he wanted to try out more video games after playing Chrono Trigger but was looking for something "floral-themed" to ease into the concept more (he absolutely loved it), vacuuming around the house until I get to the Aschair where upon removing the cushion I am greeted to another Asgore's worth of fluff
Anonymous No.532311468
these are the kind of deltarune theories that i like to see
Anonymous No.532311530
>>532311329
The truth no-one wants to admit, Susie bottoms for Kris.
Anonymous No.532311565
>>532311158
me too! im an empty shell!
this is so cute, the blue pipis dress..
Anonymous No.532311617 >>532311929
>>532311020
so it's okay to fuck a kid if they make the first move now? because i thought the entire reason everyone pisses their breeches over dess/kris was because of the moral standpoint, but here you are telling me that it's okay just because kris said yes in your headcanon
Anonymous No.532311657
>>532311329
Anonymous No.532311745
>>532311329
too based for this thread, unfortunately
Anonymous No.532311774 >>532311895
I ended up putting way too much detail and effort on what was supposed to be a quick Tenna drawing... as always
Anonymous No.532311829
Anonymous No.532311870
>>532311329
sounds a bit cringe innit
Anonymous No.532311895 >>532315095
>>532311774
can i see
Anonymous No.532311929
>>532311617
The difference between being groomed and meeting with your desires is vast and untamed.
But it's not like people really like krisriel, either. I'm not as vocal about it as the dess people are about their stuff so they don't bother to fight with me
Anonymous No.532311949 >>532312368
>>532296221
Boss monsters are goat-cats not just goats
Anonymous No.532312019 >>532312234
>>532311158
Cute! I wonder how you'd draw gijinkas of the pippins/shadowguys/zappers, it'd be cool to see if you're into the idea.
Anonymous No.532312071
Anonymous No.532312106 >>532312182 >>532312210 >>532312246 >>532312497 >>532312551 >>532312598 >>532312846 >>532313006 >>532313108
Is he gonna make it?
Anonymous No.532312174 >>532312265
Anonymous No.532312182
>>532312106
Only on the normal route
Anonymous No.532312197
>>532311158
I love this, going in my folder.
Anonymous No.532312210
>>532312106
He's a goner
Anonymous No.532312234 >>532312652
>>532312019
i've been thinking about it. we'll see what i can do and i'll post it if i don't hate it
Anonymous No.532312235
>>532295109
I fucking hate people like you. Actual Berdly irl.
Anonymous No.532312246
>>532312106
No shading, pixel art, NGMI
Anonymous No.532312265 >>532315858
>>532312174
<3
Anonymous No.532312296
>>532308219
Yeah Tenna lives rent-free in Spamton's head. Spamton really wanted to [Kill your TV] far beyond a reasonable degree. I legitimately think he's more obsessed than Tenna, but does a better job of hiding it behind hatred.
He also fully believes Tenna's death is an inevitability and probably thinks cheering for his death would put his mind at ease. Like, it would be more upsetting if he still had positive feelings for his ex and wanted to reconcile knowing it won't matter anyways(not that he didn't try when he found out Tenna kept the pipis)
But since Tenna didn't die afterall, I think Spamton mostly feels petty about it and wants to send a bunch of angry letters to Tenna. I like to think he wrote those 2 Valentines after ch3 and he's vaguely insinuating that he wants them to get back together again.
Anonymous No.532312368
>>532311949
Yeah, they're essentially chimera's.
Anonymous No.532312370
Dungeon meshi....
Anonymous No.532312414
>>532311329
dess did this
Anonymous No.532312476 >>532313095
>>532311231
I think the implication is that items like the Loaded Disk get lost in your spacious pockets between Chapters, since not everything that Kris carries around is displayed in your inventory (the knife is the best example of this).
Anonymous No.532312497 >>532312649
>>532312106
He's the knight so yes
Anonymous No.532312551
>>532312106
not a chance
Anonymous No.532312598
>>532312106
he's the knight so no
Anonymous No.532312617 >>532312808
SPAMTON
WILD PRIZE IS HERE
IT'S SPAMTON
IT'S SPAMTON TIME
WHO WANTS A PRIZE
Anonymous No.532312639 >>532312957
Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86251157-2506-2426
Magma: https://magma.com/d/zwvExP8tCq
https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg
Anonymous No.532312649 >>532312864
>>532312497
>darkness dripping from his cock
OOOOOOUUUGH I NEED IT TOBY
Anonymous No.532312652
>>532312234
Glad to hear it anon, I hope you're able to come up with something you're happy with.
Anonymous No.532312786 >>532312862
"Caviar AGAIN?" is a very strong line
Anonymous No.532312808
>>532312617
Me me wants a prize
Anonymous No.532312839 >>532313171 >>532318486
>>532299297
>the second tenna is out of the darkworld & the cameras he takes out his girdle and gains at the very least 50 pounds, TVs are heavy like that
this is true, picrel is his mobility scooter
Anonymous No.532312846
>>532312106
secret dustner in the hospital chapter
Anonymous No.532312850 >>532316115
These Kralsei artists really get me. They understand what we want.
Anonymous No.532312862 >>532313003 >>532313012 >>532313192 >>532313304
>>532312786
Even if the Holidays are loaded who the hell eats caviar that often
Anonymous No.532312864 >>532313335
>>532312649
Ok asgore
Anonymous No.532312957 >>532314757
>>532312639
>Magma: https://magma.com/d/zwvExP8tCq
I can't view this without making an account? That's dumb
Anonymous No.532312960 >>532313198 >>532313215 >>532313287 >>532313341 >>532313584
If Deltarune was made by a AAA company
Anonymous No.532313003 >>532313824 >>532318626 >>532318814
>>532312862
The worst part is CAVIAR SUCKS
there's far better food like it that isn't nearly as expensive
Although it's interesting how Noelle dislikes meat but is fine with caviar
Anonymous No.532313006
>>532312106
Hell no this dude is fucking done for
Anonymous No.532313010
>>532311158
Cute baby
Teach it how to commit fraud
Anonymous No.532313012
>>532312862
>blond
>rich with tacky decor
>cold
The Holidays are Russian
Anonymous No.532313015 >>532313357 >>532323414
Anonymous No.532313090 >>532313243
I don't know it took me so long to figure this out. At the end of chapter 4, the voice on the phone call says" Remember, you promised." Why would they say this? It would only make sense if, whoever this is, had reason to believe that Kris NEEDS to be reminded, as if they know Kris is faltering in their mission. This has convinced me enough to believe the Knight is the caller, because they would have seen what Kris saw when Susie was in turmoil over the tragedy of the prophesy. The Knight needed to remind Kris that Susie is a sacrifice for something greater (which could be a number of things). If you want to go a step further and say there were two people on a group call in the Holiday house earlier in the chapter, then It's Carol, the Knight and Kris who are the primary conspirators.
Anonymous No.532313095
>>532312476
That or Kris is actively tossing them out for one reason or another (probably because they keep jabbing into his legs)
Also toby better have a genuine reason why we cant see the knife in his inventory, he's not hiding it in the ball of junk since you can toss it and knife ralsei is a stupid theory. I dont want to accept that the inventory is just randomly deciding what we can and cant see, and he cant just say "Kris is hiding it", because thats not an explanation HOW is he hiding it
Anonymous No.532313108
>>532312106
He has to make it. There's so many asses left to kick.
Anonymous No.532313126 >>532313405
what would happen if kris inserted the LoadedDisk into his ass
Anonymous No.532313171
>>532312839
tenna can't do anything...
Anonymous No.532313187
>>532306372
dess knight is surface level
Anonymous No.532313192
>>532312862
Mayor's kid, they probably have a lot of parties she has to attend
Anonymous No.532313198 >>532313287
>>532312960
Anonymous No.532313215 >>532313728
>>532312960
How did someone stuck in 2016 have access to deltarune?
Anonymous No.532313243 >>532313618 >>532318613
>>532313090
Kris promised to take Asriel's virginity
Anonymous No.532313287
>>532313198
>>532312960
not a fan of this type of humor. Which is why it's from reddit.
Anonymous No.532313304
>>532312862
Have you seen Carol? She's on that white army refugee russian old money diaspora shit.
Anonymous No.532313309 >>532313490
>>532299334
>I see two lovers staring over the edge of the cauldron of hell.
>Do they both wish for death? That means their love will end in hell.
>I couldn't stop laughing.
Anonymous No.532313335 >>532314257
>>532312864
I am not Asgore. Whoever told you this is spread false information. I am incredibly jealous of Asgore (and, by extension, Carol) for being able to have the only male reindeer monster in the entire game. I hate Noelle. She should have been Noel.
Anonymous No.532313341 >>532313859
>>532312960
>If Deltarune was made by a AAA company
Nah, this would be happening
Anonymous No.532313357
>>532313015
>Spamton getting with another tall, wackily-animated, psychotic actor boss
Tenna would suicide bomb the Pizza Tower.
Anonymous No.532313370 >>532313725
pippins fnf video
https://x.com/un_0tk/status/1947610959335592229
Anonymous No.532313398 >>532313658
Anonymous No.532313405 >>532313596
>>532313126
He becomes puppet kris
Anonymous No.532313406
doecocks
Anonymous No.532313490
>>532313309
Someone photoshop this into that sprite of elnina/lanino and roulx on the cliff
Anonymous No.532313584 >>532313771 >>532313858 >>532314097 >>532314528
>>532312960
>"I wonder if there's something over there..."
>"Ah! A save point! That should help!"
>"I think I see a save point over there."
>"Spinning white star looking thing? Must be a save point."
>"Spookysword? I don't do scary."
>"Thorn Ring? I wonder why it's called that..It can't be that be-OW! Yeah okay's that bad."
Anonymous No.532313596
>>532313405
I'M PICKLE KRIS
Anonymous No.532313618
>>532313243
*Diaps Guy
Anonymous No.532313634 >>532313759 >>532313812 >>532313970 >>532314185 >>532314426 >>532314915
I hate suselle
Anonymous No.532313658 >>532313818
>>532313398
>forces Kris to stick his dick in between
>"haha whoops!"
Anonymous No.532313725
>>532313370
https://files.catbox.moe/4zacl2.mp4
This fucking rules wtf
Anonymous No.532313728
>>532313215
You joke, but this is exactly the sort of thing BRIDGE and similar DEI initiatives have been pushing for years. The most recent Dragon Age game proves that.
Anonymous No.532313759 >>532314915
>>532313634
Back the fuck up Asriel
Anonymous No.532313771
>>532313584
>this will be the New Game Plus snowcoomers get with Noelle
huhuhuhu
Anonymous No.532313812 >>532314301 >>532314915
>>532313634
>poor grammar because the white supremacist who made this is a brown ESL
Anonymous No.532313818 >>532313908
>>532313658
*her
Anonymous No.532313824 >>532314204
>>532313003
Caviar is just overpriced salmon roe. Regular fish eggs are cheap if you want the texture.
Speaking of I don't get how anyone below Noelle's wealth bracket can just chill at her house and not get mad at how much money her family has to throw around.
Anonymous No.532313858
>>532313584
The last 2 could be Toby dialogue lbr
Anonymous No.532313859
>>532313341
But would Sands remember you're genocides?
Anonymous No.532313908 >>532314420
>>532313818
Sure I don't care. As long as they got a penis.
Anonymous No.532313970 >>532314301 >>532314915
>>532313634
That fucking dialogue
Anonymous No.532314095
>>532302419
Most Kickstarter games from that era didn't fully deliver on their backer rewards
Anonymous No.532314097
>>532313584
>I wonder what's over there, maybe we should talk with that person!

>My lightener sight senses a secret door nearby (activate lightener sense)
Anonymous No.532314185
>>532313634
>Assy
hahahahaha
Anonymous No.532314204
>>532313824
Caviar is sturgeon roe, salmon roe isn't even expensive.

Neither is Caviar if you live in an area where sturgeon aren't endangered, it's basically a waste product.
Anonymous No.532314257
>>532313335
Carol, your city tax forms are due on the 25th. Stop posting on this basketweaving forum and finish them already. The church is no longer recognized as a legitimate religion and is now required to pay property taxes.
Anonymous No.532314272 >>532314943
Getting my Vessel back and instantly collapsing on the ground as I pretend to be dying and cough and groan that only a kiss from a fat TV guy and email guy can save me now
Anonymous No.532314301
>>532313812
>>532313970
That is the fucking joke, brown ESL deer wants white babies.
Anonymous No.532314361
>>532310684
>prophecy is revealed to be true
>mass suicides because everyone in the world who didn't believe in angelism realizes that their entire belief system is false
Anonymous No.532314401
>>532302540
Sex with the Prince from the Dark
Anonymous No.532314420 >>532319570
>>532313908
noelle has one and kris will rape her and birth fucked up children
Anonymous No.532314426 >>532314642
>>532313634
I'M NOT RALSEI
BUT I'M ASSYRIEL
Anonymous No.532314528 >>532315047
>>532313584
Imagine if Kris can talk and just says shit like this to (you) to piss you off
Anonymous No.532314575
>Dinner at the Holidays
https://youtu.be/lOIZmoOhJik
Anonymous No.532314621
>>532303339
Angelicanism
Anonymous No.532314642
>>532314426
I'M NOT YOUR DADDY I'M YOUR GRANDPA
Anonymous No.532314757
>>532312957
Yeah they required accounts for it after the website got purchased, just use temp mail if you really want to view it. It might be time to start making an archive of all of the canvases for anons who don't care to make an account just to look at it.
Anonymous No.532314819 >>532315535
>>532305107
>other fan stuff into the like Cringelle
Noelle was cringe from chapter 1
Anonymous No.532314915 >>532318916
>>532313634
>>532313759
>>532313812
>>532313970
Anonymous No.532314937 >>532315119 >>532315417 >>532315608
Anonymous No.532314939 >>532315012
I've been thinking about creating a new collaborative art program like magma as a personal project, since it seems like everyone wants a new one to exist. But I'm not even an artist and I doubt anyone would use it
Anonymous No.532314943
>>532314272
Baadorii no waza da...!
Anonymous No.532315012
>>532314939
personally i prefer whiteboard because it's not as laggy as magma
Anonymous No.532315047 >>532315216 >>532317418
>>532314528
I would painfully rape him in front of Susie and Noelle and make sure he cries and begs for me to stop or until he begs to be killed and I won't listen. I will make sure he is thoroughly corrected for it
Anonymous No.532315095 >>532315452 >>532315760
>>532311895
Well I DID say I was only gonna post him when he was done, but I suppose the sketch is in a presentable enough state to share
Anonymous No.532315119
>>532314937
Is spamton mike? He’s small and black like a little microphone
Anonymous No.532315152
>>532306012
these are adorable
Anonymous No.532315216 >>532315319 >>532315646
>>532315047
>in front of Susie
Pretty sure Susie would try to kill you.
Anonymous No.532315256
>>532306012
>filename
so what happened to him
Anonymous No.532315319 >>532315542
>>532315216
Without the soul to protect her, she would be easy to incapacitate
Anonymous No.532315403
Anonymous No.532315417
>>532314937
So fucking good
Anonymous No.532315452 >>532317268
>>532315095
nice : )
Anonymous No.532315525
someone put all the cuntboy kris art and put it in one mega folder for me PLEASE I BEG YOU
Anonymous No.532315535 >>532315937 >>532316375
>>532314819
I think they're talking about FluttGIRshy Noelle. Which is 100% canon
Anonymous No.532315542 >>532315820 >>532317776 >>532318315
>>532315319
She'd throttle you dude. You don't have super powers and Susie is a big fucking reptile.
Anonymous No.532315608
>>532314937
>neuron activation
Anonymous No.532315646 >>532315769 >>532317418
>>532315216
I know, and I know Kris knows. She wouldn't be able to do anything and it'd just break him further. Useless little shit girl, ahahahaha!
Anonymous No.532315760 >>532317268
>>532315095
I like it
Anonymous No.532315769
>>532315646
He types into his keyboard with cheeto crusted obese fingertips.
Anonymous No.532315820 >>532315978 >>532316214
>>532315542
Buddy, we're literally god. It doesn't matter if she could beat us in a fight. We have infinite retries and there's nothing she can do to stop it. More importantly, you have literally no idea what the vessel is capable of. Wait until you see the soul techniques it's capable of.
Anonymous No.532315858
>>532312265
Anonymous No.532315926 >>532316413 >>532316842 >>532316917
imagine spamtenna but they're both pippins
Anonymous No.532315937 >>532316274
>>532315535
>exCHEESE me
YOU ARE NOT A MOUSE OR A RAT
Anonymous No.532315951 >>532316597 >>532317776
Even if Susie didn't have the physical strength to take on the average human male (which she does) She can still come up to you and bite you with enough force to tear your skin as if she were biting into a gummy worm
Anonymous No.532315978 >>532316117
>>532315820
>we're literally god
No you're a loser roleplaying on a basket weaving forum. Cease this cringe.
Anonymous No.532316105
Anonymous No.532316115 >>532316185
>>532312850
You are filled with the power of fluffy boys
Anonymous No.532316117
>>532315978
The chuddie fears the rapemaxxer's true x-slash
Anonymous No.532316185 >>532317047
>>532316115
Waiter! Waiter! More posts like this please!
Anonymous No.532316214 >>532316626 >>532316868
>>532315820
Cant wait to spend 10 minutes learning how to walk because the vessel is as strong as a guy whose been in a coma for a decade
Anonymous No.532316274
>>532315937
She wishes
Anonymous No.532316375
>>532315535
That was implicitly canon by virtue of her being a cringe gamer girl who associates with equally cringe people like Berdly, Kris, and Asriel
Anonymous No.532316413
>>532315926
Imagine them cuddling in the burrow.
Anonymous No.532316597 >>532317023
>>532315951
she knows a lot about biting into gummy worms.
Anonymous No.532316626 >>532317408
>>532316214
Unnecessary. It will function as Kris has functioned all this time. It's attuned to (you) by default, after all.
Anonymous No.532316761 >>532317010
Going to clap my hands and do a little dance when Toby shuts down these power tripping vesselfags.
Anonymous No.532316842
>>532315926
why??
Anonymous No.532316868
>>532316214
IT WAS METAL GEAR ALL ALONG
Anonymous No.532316917
>>532315926
make everyone pippins and pippins everyone else
Anonymous No.532316982 >>532317329
Going to clap my hands and do a little dance when my tiime at the festival with Noelle goes great and normalcucks get to watch Susie and Noelle get together.
Anonymous No.532317010 >>532318407 >>532318852
>>532316761
I'm a Krisfag but you sound like a whiny faggot dude
Anonymous No.532317023
>>532316597
I love obese girls
Anonymous No.532317047
>>532316185
If you say so
Anonymous No.532317268
>>532315452
>>532315760
Thanks 8>[^)]
Anonymous No.532317293
Imagine the fluffy cuddles
Anonymous No.532317301
Anonymous No.532317329 >>532317762
>>532316982
I think the best part will be when the game softlocks at the end of chapter 5 with an actually unbeatable boss and everyone slowly realizes that in order to play 6 and 7 they HAVE to snowgrave and date the doe.
Anonymous No.532317332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BCGmx_Q1fA
Anonymous No.532317408 >>532320575
>>532316626
You command kris, you do not move kris’ legs, or slash kris’ sword
Anonymous No.532317418
>>532315047
>>532315646
martin armstrong?
Anonymous No.532317474
Anonymous No.532317476
Anonymous No.532317690 >>532317783 >>532317871 >>532318198 >>532318621
Are you guys meming or do you think romance with Noelle is actually in the cards for chapter 5's weird route?
Anonymous No.532317762
>>532317329
That would be so good
Anonymous No.532317776 >>532317979
>>532315542
>>532315951
I'm pretty sure she's not beating an adult human male most of the time
Anonymous No.532317783
>>532317690
Shut up
Anonymous No.532317871
>>532317690
My love for Noelle will find its way into her.
Anonymous No.532317936
Chapter 5 will have a bit like Susie and Noelle gossiping but instead it's going to be Asgore and Toriel and they will be arguing about their failed marriage but then end up confiding in each other about Kris and their mutual worries and frustrations about trying to parent them and Kris will overhear it and get super upset and I will laugh
Anonymous No.532317940
>>532310775
Real and true
Anonymous No.532317958
>>532310659
Azzy is nice to Kris
Anonymous No.532317972
>>532306448
I prefer size difference vore most of the time. Knowing you're smaller than the normal volume of a persons stomach is hot
Anonymous No.532317979 >>532318158
>>532317776
She can toss Kris with 1 arm like a softball my guy.
Anonymous No.532318041 >>532318194 >>532318617
>>532310659
Have you not seen the Diapsriel posting
People hate Krisriel too and rightfully so.
Anonymous No.532318158
>>532317979
Kris can hold her like a living vacuum cleaner, too. That doesn't mean too much.
Anonymous No.532318194
>>532318041
Its one autist
Anonymous No.532318198 >>532318464 >>532319156
>>532317690
There are some super delusional people who think it will be a regular romance, but it will probably mimic the cliches of a typical JRPG childhood friend romance (a la Skies Forever Blue) through a distorted, creepypasta-ish lens. For true Snowgravefags, this is not a deterrant, but part of the appeal.
Anonymous No.532318254
>>532307780
Not canon since Berdly is nice to Noelle when they're alone
Anonymous No.532318280
Desster the Doelester
Anonymous No.532318315
>>532315542
You fought her before, her attacks are easy
Anonymous No.532318369 >>532318818 >>532318976 >>532319093 >>532319172 >>532319408
I finally managed to beat snowgrave spamton without any equipment, beside the wood blade, next step is no-hitting him.
Wich was his attack that gave (you) the hardest time?
Anonymous No.532318378
>>532295109
I feel like the whole self inserting conversation misses the point:
You ARE supposed to immerse yourself in Kris. Their love will become your love, your love will become their love. You are the soul, but you at some level are supposed to feel like you are Kris, you aren't supposed to bog yourself down on "what would kris do, how would kris feel", in this world, for all intents and purposes despite the real kris rebelling, you are kris. Susie is your friend, just as much as she is Kris', so are Noelle and Ralsei. You are the hero, even more so than Kris in some regards.
It was you who fought bravely against the knight, not Kris. It was you who chose to collect the shadow crystals to try to break fate. You and Kris are both "Kris".
There is no way to "morally" possess someone despite what others try to make you think. You are supposed to come to see yourself at some level as Kris.
Anonymous No.532318407 >>532318624
>>532317010
wouldn't that just KILL her
Anonymous No.532318436 >>532318613
>>532310659
Krisrielfags mostly keep to themselves, while Kressfags reply to unrelated posts about Kris or Dess to try to force their ship
Anonymous No.532318464
>>532318198
Honestly, I just want that freedom sauce and anything with Noelle is just a plus
Anonymous No.532318486 >>532321874
>>532312839
>open pic
>get horny
to my ancestors, im so so sorry
Anonymous No.532318613
>>532318436
Untrue, Krisrielfags are just as guilty of this: >>532309856 >>532313243
Anonymous No.532318617
>>532318041
pretty sure that's one guy trying to force a meme, the other anon who would scream about it seems to have died
most anons ignore what they dislike
Anonymous No.532318621
>>532317690
>do you think romance with Noelle is actually in the cards for chapter 5's weird route?
It's going to be very painful seeing Kris forced to go with a braindead doe. It will happen in a monkey's paw kind of way
Anonymous No.532318624 >>532320468
>>532318407
Noelle is strong enough to endure it
Anonymous No.532318626
>>532313003
The Holidays eating caviar feels like a legitimate plothole.
That said, you can't canonically get this dialogue yet so idk.
One must imagine that if Noelle is in the party in chapter 5 (ie weird route), she's not gonna be quirk chungus like normal.
Can you even take the Pipis into chapter 4?
Anonymous No.532318665 >>532318783 >>532318794 >>532318826 >>532318832 >>532319253 >>532319587
gerson is beating my ass. i'm so fucking bad at this game bros
Anonymous No.532318783
>>532318665
you should uninstall you're so bad
Anonymous No.532318794
>>532318665
It literally gets easier every attempt.
Anonymous No.532318803
End of Chapter 7 character relationships and outcomes predictions:
Kris x Susie
Noelle commits suicide after Rudy dies and Carol falls into a deep depression and stops talking to her
Berdly x Dess (both Furchan /v/ posters)
Asgore kills Toriel and Sans but everyone agrees after a bit of thinking that they kinda deserved it
Papyrus was dating Asriel in college via a long distance relationship
Undyne arrests Alyphs after a student reports her anonymously for having loli on her school computer
The pizza girl burgerpants is dating turns out to be real and is low res in real life
Jockington dies in a tragic (but erotic) facesitting incident with Catti
All fountains end up closed or destroyed, every darkner is permanently and irreversibly killed
Snowdrake and monstergirl(boy?) end up dying because they convinced themselves to try and strangulate themselves to get high but end up going to far at the same time and suffocate
Idk about the rest
Anonymous No.532318814
>>532313003
>Noelle dislikes meat but is fine with caviar
Vegetarians are fine with bird eggs so it makes sense they'd be fine with fish eggs too. It's not like she's vegan.
Anonymous No.532318818
>>532318369
the phone hands
Anonymous No.532318826 >>532319038
>>532318665
Which attack is fucking you over the most? The bouncy shells? The hammer rain?
Anonymous No.532318832
>>532318665
you can do it anon, magicmaxx Susie and get her healing up to 70 it makes it a lot easier. even just one rude buster will also speed up the fight that generates mass spare points
Anonymous No.532318852
>>532317010
Damn bratty human!!! Seducing a monster like that!!! Kris correction is needed...
Anonymous No.532318875 >>532318943
gerson is eating my ass.
Anonymous No.532318916
>>532314915
Seeing my copypasta reposted by another anon... it fills me with DETERMINATION.
Anonymous No.532318943
>>532318875
Susie!
Anonymous No.532318976
>>532318369
Seconding the phone hands.
Anonymous No.532319000 >>532319182
What would your reaction be if during the weird route, when Noelle rejoins the fun gang, she tells Susie that Kris told her stand behind her and takes Susie's spot behind Kris?
Anonymous No.532319038 >>532319756 >>532319931
>>532318826
no these are pretty easy, but the arrows coming from all sides make my fingers tangle and i end up pressing the wrong directions
Anonymous No.532319093
>>532318369
He can turn his hands into phones!
Anonymous No.532319112 >>532319292
Mwah
Anonymous No.532319141
toby's really letting just any company use his IP as long as it's japanese now, huh
Anonymous No.532319156
>>532318198
Anonymous No.532319172
>>532318369
His phone hand attack
Anonymous No.532319182 >>532319749
>>532319000
kino.
https://youtu.be/wccJQh4ivYk?si=_iJ1Ds_nGmYCxTS8&t=58
Anonymous No.532319252
Anonymous No.532319253
>>532318665
The arrow patterns are the same every time so you will get better through memorization if nothing else. Make sure you use her heal and equip armor to improve her magic stat; you can heal around 70 points ideally. Always attack instead of defending because attacking gives you more star points with Gerson to end the battle faster. If you have a controller, you should try using it instead of a keyboard.
Anonymous No.532319292
>>532319112
Me on the right
Anonymous No.532319342 >>532319417 >>532320642
Anonymous No.532319407 >>532319587
Will Spamton ever improve himself?
WITHOUT Tenna fixing him or anything like that
Anonymous No.532319408
>>532318369
like everyone else, the fucking phone hands
Anonymous No.532319417
>>532319342
<>
Anonymous No.532319570
>>532314420
just fucking go and read berserk already retard
Anonymous No.532319587
>>532318665
Geh he he!
>>532319407
He already reached peak performance as sneo
Anonymous No.532319749
>>532319182
Why are her eyes so fucked up
Anonymous No.532319756 >>532319890 >>532320213
>>532319038
Unfortunately it seems like Toby didn't playtest the fight for keyboard players so there's not much you can do except use your DETERMINATION and take breaks to rest your fingers as needed.
Anonymous No.532319890 >>532320580
>>532319756
nigga dont blame your controls. I beat it first try on PC. It's just harder for some people than others that's ok
Anonymous No.532319895
Basketti
Anonymous No.532319931
>>532319038
If you're willing to try rewiring your muscle memory for one fight, you could rebind the direction keys in your settings
Anonymous No.532319963
I miss /sug/
one day I'll miss /utg/
Anonymous No.532320059
Anonymous No.532320213 >>532321225
>>532319756
you will never beat the knight as long as you live if this is what gerson does to you
Anonymous No.532320229 >>532321114
why thread so slow...
Anonymous No.532320278 >>532320331
I need cuntboy kris art....
Anonymous No.532320279
why does twitter keep showing me daniel tiger videos
Anonymous No.532320301
Anonymous No.532320324
>>532296703
FRIENDgore is the real friend inside me. The clues are right there with his smile sprite
Anonymous No.532320331 >>532320410 >>532320429
>>532320278
Wouldn't that just be really flat girl kris
Anonymous No.532320410 >>532320471 >>532320807
>>532320331
doesn't even need to be flat, just boy
Anonymous No.532320429
>>532320331
yeah
Anonymous No.532320468
>>532318624
Anonymous No.532320471
>>532320410
this guy gets it
Anonymous No.532320481
Anonymous No.532320524
>>532297593
Funny tv man
Anonymous No.532320575 >>532321536
>>532317408
Explain X-Slash then
Anonymous No.532320580 >>532320836 >>532322926
>>532319890
I don't care if you no-hit him blindfolded by slapping your dick on the keyboard, the control scheme is objectively flawed.
Anonymous No.532320642
>>532319342
"It snew" and the face sprite are fucking killing me
Anonymous No.532320662 >>532321056
friend knight deniers, your response?
Anonymous No.532320807
>>532320410
kris is a theythem hole, this is kinda going in circles
Anonymous No.532320836 >>532321371
>>532320580
Hitting diagonals is flawed design?
Anonymous No.532320884
Bro got cucked by a skeleton
Anonymous No.532320980 >>532321124 >>532321167 >>532321190 >>532321451
>cuntboys
You mean women
>dickgirls
You mean men
Anonymous No.532320981
>>532307780
>only FRIENDs can see this
>smile
>seam's "smile left him"
>this post depicts the "shadow crystal timeline"
>the fucking Chara heart locket becuase FRIEND is related to Chara and the Demon Text somehow
>Allusions to Susie's room and FUCKING CHAIRS

motherufucker
Anonymous No.532321056 >>532321381 >>532321862
>>532320662
i could try, but no matter what you seem rather insistent that the final boss of the story is gonna be a chair so i don't feel like bothering
Anonymous No.532321114
>>532320229
It's Tuesday and some people have this thing called a "job"
Anonymous No.532321124
>>532320980
i can excuse futa but i draw the line at cuntboys
Anonymous No.532321129
Will be so cathartic seeing Snowgravekeks being dragged into the game and transformed into big tit bimbo gfs for Noelle lol
Anonymous No.532321167 >>532321280
>>532320980
A dickgirl is a girl with a cock, balls, juicy butthole, big tits, fat ass, and no vagina
>Thats a man
Nope
Anonymous No.532321190
>>532320980
did I fucking stutter
Anonymous No.532321225 >>532321868
>>532320213
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.532321280
>>532321167
>no vagina
>>Thats a man
Yep, you got it
Anonymous No.532321371
>>532320836
Several of the attacks with diagonal arrows are clearly designed solely for controllers and not for keyboard, yes
Anonymous No.532321381 >>532321571 >>532321678
>>532321056
>it's wrong because I don't like it
friend isn't literally a chair, it's contextual for main route normies who only saw it for the first time in ralsei's dark explanation. friend is something far more convoluted.
Anonymous No.532321405 >>532321742
if I saw Flowey I would simply stomp him
Anonymous No.532321451 >>532321684 >>532321904 >>532323864 >>532325238
>>532320980
I don’t understand the appeal of cuntboys. Like you want a man that has female parts? Why?
Anonymous No.532321536
>>532320575
Kris slashes the x
Anonymous No.532321571 >>532321931 >>532321932 >>532321998
>>532321381
The chair is mentioned in this blog post "only for FRIENDS" where kris is "SMILING" , and susie is "using her backpack as a makeshift CHAIR". Somehow that post is literally the full key to all of the FRIEND shit. and of all things the Chara Heart Locket is included in it
Anonymous No.532321609 >>532321901
I want to kiss Friend
Anonymous No.532321662 >>532322005 >>532322221
Anonymous No.532321678 >>532322851
>>532321381
yeah yeah you say this every time i'm bored of it
you keep on feeling like an enlightened individual and we'll just wait to see if toby decides he's gonna introduce the big bad villain to the majority of the audience through a chair jumpscare
Anonymous No.532321684
>>532321451
Yes, exactly. There's no point to it. Why would you want a "man" without a svelte or rugged body with an equally perfect cock for you to worship? It makes no sense. Go fuck a tomboy or something
Anonymous No.532321742
>>532321405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZuzgWE3blQ
Anonymous No.532321842
>>532307780
what webpage is this on the website
Anonymous No.532321862
>>532321056
Be fair now. That anon doesn't think FRIEND is a chair, he thinks FRIEND is a completely unseen character who is a formerly famous actor who for some reason decided to work with a random teenager in a random small town to destroy the world.
Anonymous No.532321864
>>532295109
Don’t sell yourself short. Kris is nothing without us.
Anonymous No.532321868 >>532322139
>>532321225
this literally just makes it more embarrassing you cant beat gerson
Anonymous No.532321874
>>532318486
I also got horny...imagining Tenna stretching his plump, heavy body out on the Dark World version of that cart like it's a luxury vehicle, the wheels squealing as it carries him, like a royal lord in a palanquin...
Anonymous No.532321901
>>532321609
these are some good friends
Anonymous No.532321904
>>532321451
Emasculation. They want "cuntboys" because they're hopeless failures as men and the only way they could be more masculine than another man is to have one without the most masculine part of his body.
Anonymous No.532321931 >>532322396
>>532321571
What blogpost?
Anonymous No.532321932 >>532322396
>>532321571
That blog post isn't real
Anonymous No.532321998 >>532322396
>>532321571
That blog post isn't real anon
Anonymous No.532322005
>>532321662
That's mean
Anonymous No.532322006
What blogpost?
Anonymous No.532322013
>>532300830
Who are the non Bob Sparkers and who are they ripping off instead.
Anonymous No.532322041
>>532298339
Fuck off with your pseudo intellectual bullshit, Williams.
Anonymous No.532322109 >>532322203 >>532322207 >>532322209
what if the chair fortune just meant chair as in head of an organization i.e Tenna
Anonymous No.532322139
>>532321868
Holy shit, are you clinically retarded? You can literally see that I beat Gerson multiple times right there in the screenshot.
Anonymous No.532322158 >>532322462 >>532322594
Do you think the final boss will be part of the prophecy, or will the prophecy already have been subverted or fulfilled by then?
Anonymous No.532322164
Tenna's ass kicks any chair's ass
Anonymous No.532322203
>>532322109
tenna was the easiest boss fight of the game though
Anonymous No.532322207 >>532322269
>>532322109
Tenna did, in fact, kick my ass the first two tries, before I decided violence was the easiest solution
Anonymous No.532322209
>>532322109
monster bezos boss fight
Anonymous No.532322221
>>532321662
My friend’s older sibling did this to them. But instead of ants and magnifying glasses it was slugs and salt
Anonymous No.532322256 >>532322721
i just like men with vaginas. simple as
Anonymous No.532322269 >>532322384
>>532322207
Did you take a lot of damage in the minigames or something?
Anonymous No.532322384
>>532322269
Yes. The rapid switching at the end (and not realizing I could HOLD C to shoot instead of having to press it rapidly at the end)
By the second time I was doing better, but the chef microgame got me every time
Anonymous No.532322396 >>532322949
>>532321998
>>532321932
>>532321931
You got me, but also, half the stuff still is

https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/

including the "friends only" warning, and an allusion to goners. so funnily enough, I still have a point here
Anonymous No.532322443
i would just fuck trans people outright if they're hot
yall are cowards
Anonymous No.532322462
>>532322158
I think the prophecy will be fulfilled in some way, and then we go and get the mastermind behind it to try and fix the consequences
Anonymous No.532322470
Poo poo, pee pee, penis and vagina
Women with dicks and weak men with vaginas
Anonymous No.532322472
>this thing here? my husband
Anonymous No.532322484
When I was a baby the hospital dropped me on my head and they had to discard a bit of my bruised brain matter when the surgeons put my skull back together. If I can defeat Gerson on keyboard then I believe in you being able to as well friends.
Anonymous No.532322545 >>532322754
i just like TV with cocks. simple as
Anonymous No.532322594
>>532322158
its probably going to depend on the route
i believe in the "weird route follows the prophecy" theory so in that case it probably will be
Anonymous No.532322651 >>532323008 >>532323160
I'm glad you guys like Spamtenna or either of them but it makes me a tiny bit cross because this is my furry game and you're shipping the two prominent non furries
I don't care that Tenna has a tv head because he's still pretty much just a guy
Anonymous No.532322652 >>532322919 >>532323090 >>532324480
What’s his endgame?
Anonymous No.532322721 >>532322951 >>532323337
>>532322256
but thats women
Anonymous No.532322754 >>532322841
>>532322545
imagine spamton and sitting on top of tenna's bulge and with each throb he jumps up a little because he's so small
Anonymous No.532322841
>>532322754
nice, I will imagine that
Anonymous No.532322851 >>532323121
>>532321678
"I don't like it" isn't a valid argument anon. my shit is built off of in-game context clues more than anything, it should be the easiest to dismantle yet you can't because this shit is solid.

the knight is a cat and the source of the FRIEND demons.
Anonymous No.532322880
My issue with "weird route is to fulfill the prophecy" is that it'd be kinda strange for the game to require you to really go out of your way with this esoteric ritualistic doe abuse in order to actually get the thing that is supposed to be guaranteed in the narrative to happen.
I think if weird route does follow the prophecy then it's more like another interpretation of it. When the Dragon Blazers people made the game based on the prophecy they basically expanded its interpretation with the different routes or something
Anonymous No.532322913 >>532322984 >>532323120 >>532323150 >>532323294 >>532323430 >>532323610 >>532323696 >>532323704 >>532323921 >>532325230 >>532325648
You guys always talk about sex but how many of you actually had sexual intercourse
Anonymous No.532322919 >>532323016 >>532323218
>>532322652
probably spreading darkness so that he's not bound to only the most austere, darker-than-dark locations imaginable
and also, making me want to kiss him
Anonymous No.532322926
>>532320580
>objectively
There's that word again that people use as a crutch for
Anonymous No.532322949
>>532322396
not canon
Anonymous No.532322951 >>532323041 >>532323191
>>532322721
Im Bi so whatever makes my dick hard is whatever they wanna be or say they are. Faggot
Anonymous No.532322960
I am OWED FACESITTING by:
tasque manager, toriel, catti, catti, virovirokun, and queen
Anonymous No.532322984
>>532322913
I have had sex before but it's been about 5 years since the last time.
Anonymous No.532323008 >>532323173 >>532323257
>>532322651
>this is my furry game and you're shipping the two prominent non furries
Man, you should've been here for Undertale. You'd never would've guessed who the most popular character was!
Anonymous No.532323016
>>532322919
Sir that’s a cat
Anonymous No.532323028
>>532303526
Anonymous No.532323041
>>532322951
based
Anonymous No.532323090
>>532322652
to kill people
Anonymous No.532323120 >>532323475
>>532322913
i am a kissless virgin
i've been fat my whole life and very low self esteem. also had a bad experience in middle school where a girl pretended to like me to make fun of me which fucked me up
im working on bettering myself and i make decent money but it will be hard to get over my anxiety + i feel like you're really a leg down when you have no experience as an adult, it's a red flag for sure...
Anonymous No.532323121 >>532323607
>>532322851
If you are proven wrong when chapter 5 comes out, will you admit it or will you post cope like "Toby changed it because of the fans" or "here's how FRIEND can still be the Knight"?
Anonymous No.532323150 >>532323226 >>532323315 >>532323469
>>532322913
cuntboy anon here, I've fucked like six transmen irl
Anonymous No.532323160
>>532322651
>my furry game
Annoying Dog-sama...
Anonymous No.532323173
>>532323008
who was the most popular character in undertale? who?
Anonymous No.532323180 >>532323272 >>532323298
How loose do you think his asshole is?
Anonymous No.532323191
>>532322951
im sure the original quote you're referencing goes hard among genderspecials but you sure butchered the fuck out of it. stick to the script and dont try to improvise next time
Anonymous No.532323218 >>532324029
>>532322919
for somebody who likes friend you sure do miss that the mantle cat spawns these things in like groups of 6.
Anonymous No.532323226
>>532323150
brother ew
Anonymous No.532323257 >>532323405
>>532323008
sure but before 3+4 your options were like
>Suselle
>Kralsei
>Kriselle
>Krusie
Guaranteed at least one furred or scaled deltateen
Anonymous No.532323272
>>532323180
Has to wear a SOUL shaped butt plug constantly
Anonymous No.532323294
>>532322913
I have several times, but I want to have a proper husband some day and not have a high body count before I get him so I haven't in a while, and won't for quite a while more, it seems
Anonymous No.532323298 >>532323545 >>532323705
>>532323180
Imagine noelle pegging him while wearing that
Anonymous No.532323315 >>532323447
>>532323150
You weird whore.
Anonymous No.532323337 >>532323443
>>532322721
Tomboyfags this is you
Anonymous No.532323405
>>532323257
You're forgetting the best ship
Anonymous No.532323414
>>532313015
CUTE FEET
Anonymous No.532323430
>>532322913
i had twice and it fucking sucks. masturbation is way better
Anonymous No.532323443 >>532323632
>>532323337
And?
Anonymous No.532323447 >>532323561
>>532323315
in total i think i've fucked like around 12 people actually
Anonymous No.532323469
>>532323150
Somebody stop this madman he’s on a rampage
Anonymous No.532323475 >>532323732 >>532323809 >>532323817
>>532323120
>Literal weeks of anons posting how much they want to fuck fatties
>Anon still can't get any pussy
Niggas be so fake.
Anonymous No.532323545
>>532323298
Okay, I'm imagining it.
Anonymous No.532323561 >>532323757
>>532323447
So they all have penis?
Anonymous No.532323575 >>532323717 >>532323904
>>532305094
Yes.
Anonymous No.532323607
>>532323121
I always do, being wrong is easy. being right is a bitter pill laced with spite and negativity.
Anonymous No.532323610
>>532322913
just with my bf
Anonymous No.532323632 >>532324109
>>532323443
Anonymous No.532323686 >>532323796 >>532326007
Who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous No.532323696
>>532322913
Tried it, too painful, no interest in trying again.
Anonymous No.532323704 >>532323790
>>532322913
I slammed a fat tranner in a moment of weakness and lonliness, I realized I would probably be gayer than I am now if men didn't stink so much
said fave i think
Anonymous No.532323705
>>532323298
Literally me and my ex
Anonymous No.532323717 >>532324041 >>532326217
>>532323575
You are very TGWeaver styled in drawing (compliment)
Anonymous No.532323732
>>532323475
there's like two fat fetishists here and neither of them would make a good sexual partner
Anonymous No.532323757 >>532323979
>>532323561
uhhhh like I've fucked a few cis men and a few cis women and like two trans girls once
Anonymous No.532323790 >>532324124
>>532323704
that's how you know you aren't actually a gay
Anonymous No.532323796
>>532323686
(you), for allowing him to do this. You shouldn't have let him be a prick
Anonymous No.532323809
>>532323475
People want to fuck fatties, but they don't want to date them. Your only options are to be a whore or a virgin.
Anonymous No.532323817 >>532324003 >>532324148 >>532324232 >>532324296 >>532324430
>>532323475
I'd fuck a fatty but my penis is small and I wouldn't be able to satisfy his big fat butt also I don't want to lose my virginity because I still kind of believe it will retain my magical power better sex magic is scary sex is scary IRL interaction is scary
Anonymous No.532323864 >>532324641
>>532321451
A girl identifying as a man trying really hard to me manly and cool while aware they don't even have the backbone of male jokes to use is really enticing to me
Anonymous No.532323904
>>532323575
I FUCKING LOVE PIPPINS
Anonymous No.532323921
>>532322913
I have had sex a grand total of...
0 times!
It's just fun to talk about sex, okay?
Anonymous No.532323979 >>532324451
>>532323757
How exactly did that work?
Anonymous No.532323981 >>532324304 >>532324362 >>532324426 >>532324657
any requests for fujo and battat stuff for whiteboard later?
Anonymous No.532324003 >>532324148 >>532324296 >>532324430 >>532325002
>>532323817
catbox it
Anonymous No.532324006
I just don't want to deal with other people.
Anonymous No.532324014 >>532324080
I fuck my fat wife almost every day.
Anonymous No.532324029
>>532323218
you sure are trying to make a big deal of that for some reason but the reality is i just dont care
Anonymous No.532324041 >>532326217
>>532323717
this isn't my drawing, I just saved it from the whiteboard. I'm sure the artist would be glad to hear that though.
Anonymous No.532324080 >>532324157
>>532324014
good evening mr cattenheimer
Anonymous No.532324102
Fave trapped inside a hydraulic press chamber, banging on the reinforced glass as a steel plate descends painstakingly slowly from above, after a while there's no room to stand and they're on their knees sobbing as they hit the glass, yelling desperately for anyone to show up, turn off the machine... yet more time and they're on their side, the steel is an inch from their shoulder and still steadily descending, their voice is hoarse and they're panting, their arms ache from banging, the glass is speckled red from fave's bleeding knuckles (all faves bleed, trust)... fave is whispering praying, terrified, but they have no strength left to scream, their hands are shaking weekly, they're laying on their stomach, the ground is cold hard metal... fave feels the steel plate begin to press against the back of their head...
Anonymous No.532324104
Sex would be cooler if Deltarune was real and I was a big scary SOUL heart creature with wings and tentacles to slide into Spamton and Tenna
Anonymous No.532324109
>>532323632
I don’t get it?
Anonymous No.532324124
>>532323790
yea you got me, honestly I still like the aesthetic appeal of cute people with peens but if presented the opportunity again I don't think I could do it
Anonymous No.532324148 >>532324296 >>532324430 >>532325002 >>532325215
>>532323817
seconding >>532324003
you can't just talk about your small penis without posting it for small peen worshippers
Anonymous No.532324157
>>532324080
This just gave me a vile thought. What happens when Catti goes into heat? Does she become a good religious girl for a few days?
Anonymous No.532324172
Im thinking of making a gmod scene where spamton takes a nuke and brings it up to tenna, and tenna slowly looks down at it before it explode but i intentionally cut it off at the first couple frames so all you see is the screen going white
Anonymous No.532324232 >>532325215
>>532323817
average tennaposter
Anonymous No.532324284 >>532324346 >>532325770
Would you let Catty and Bratty doubleteam you while they mostly ignore you and pay attention to eachother?
Anonymous No.532324296 >>532325215
>>532323817
>>532324148
>>532324003 (me)
actually use litterbox instead so it gets deleted later and you don't have to feel shame about it
Anonymous No.532324297 >>532324392
Anonymous No.532324304
>>532323981
draw fujo beating battat up
Anonymous No.532324346
>>532324284
>while they mostly ignore you and pay attention to eachother?
no. fuck you toby
Anonymous No.532324349 >>532324457
In hindsight it's kinda silly anybody believed monsters didn't bleed in Deltarune. Like of course they were gonna bleed because it's such a striking visual
Anonymous No.532324362
>>532323981
Some ideas off the top of my head, maybe one will pique your interest:
>Strip poker but fujo is cheating
>Fujo and Battat secretly watching Spamtenna fuck
>The next episode of Battat's dad life (maybe fujo sharing a tender moment with him and convincing him to leave his abusive household?)
>Wholesome cuddling/spooning
Anonymous No.532324384 >>532325258
haha dude imagine this thing luring you into the woods at night and fucking your brains out. wouldn't that be crazy
Anonymous No.532324392
>>532324297
The Pizzarina is real! She’s just waiting for her Darkner surgery.
Anonymous No.532324405 >>532324519 >>532324520 >>532324534 >>532324586 >>532324597 >>532324623 >>532324658 >>532324756 >>532324761 >>532325332 >>532325346 >>532325431 >>532325435 >>532326087
https://twitter.com/UnderTale/status/1947827329570640315
Anonymous No.532324426
>>532323981
battat showing fujo his schizo corkboard, fujo pinning spamtenna yaoi to it
Anonymous No.532324430 >>532325002
>>532324003
>>532324148
>>532323817
Thirding
Anonymous No.532324451 >>532324579
>>532323979
you have google fucking look up how people have sex
Anonymous No.532324457
>>532324349
Undertale kinda made the fact that monsters aren't organic a huge plotpoint so of course it was a point of discussion
Anonymous No.532324480
>>532322652
to molest Noelle then get obliterated to start the apocalypse and set his master free
Anonymous No.532324498
>>532296945
hnnghh
Anonymous No.532324519
>>532324405
>Jackenstein nerf
bros....
Anonymous No.532324520
>>532324405
no... he nerfed the knight....
Anonymous No.532324534 >>532324596
>>532324405
wait did they patch the spamton stuff in the corner of tenna's defeat glitch?
Anonymous No.532324579
>>532324451
Oh wait, you have penis. I thought for a second you were a woman having sex with MTFs. You male whore!
Anonymous No.532324586 >>532324758
>>532324405
>Swords used in a certain boss's "Sword Tunnel" attack now have a reduced hit box relative to the graphic, making the attack easier to dodge.
pick up your "beat pre-nerf knight" awards here
Anonymous No.532324596 >>532324720
>>532324534
doesn't sound like it to me
Anonymous No.532324597
>>532324405
Glad i have an older version im winning the knight fight pre nerf version
Anonymous No.532324623
>>532324405
Why isnt deltarune on Xbox
Anonymous No.532324641
>>532323864
its a kicker when they actually do get the backbone too make man jokes
Anonymous No.532324657
>>532323981
Pick your poison:
>Them hanging out an event
>Them competing on who can make the other cum the hardest
>Them taking a shower together (the wholesome kind not the horny type)
>A reaction image of them like picrel looking at Tenna boobs
>Fujo teasing Battat and flustering him because he's just so cute when he does that
>Battat sharing pictures of when he fucked with the other Mikes and showing them to Fujo
>Them passed out and cuddling because pics like that are fucking adorable
>One of them edging the other
Anonymous No.532324658
>>532324405
NO DONT MAKE THE FIGHTS EASIER
Anonymous No.532324720
>>532324596
phew!
Anonymous No.532324756
>>532324405
I knew the sword tunnel hitboxes were bullshit
Anonymous No.532324758
>>532324586
the SOUL hitbox should have been what was small, not the individual bullets
Anonymous No.532324761
>>532324405
>Jevil could crash your game
HE'S DOING IT HE'S GROWING IN POWER HE'S GONNA ESCAPE
Anonymous No.532324821 >>532324985 >>532325346 >>532325397 >>532325848 >>532326450
NOOOO THEY REMOVED THE EARLY KNIGHT REVEAL AND SPAMTON FACES

this is what the refrance: After beating Tenna on PC, you used to see a bunch of random textures from the game files for a few frames. These included pictures of Spamton's shop portrait thing in the bottom right corner, and a frame of the Knight in around the middle-right area.
Anonymous No.532324910
Mr. Warioware is a fun boss
Anonymous No.532324985 >>532325127
>>532324821
aw damn
i thought this was an intentional thing like we were seeing into tennas memory for a moment or something
Anonymous No.532325002
>>532324430
>>532324148
>>532324003
Fourthing, right up my alley
Anonymous No.532325046 >>532325112 >>532325165 >>532325260 >>532325285 >>532325359 >>532325764
hi guys can you post your best ragebait so i can repost it to twitter and complain for interactions? thanks
Anonymous No.532325112
>>532325046
trannies are
uhh

gay?
yeah that oughta get them riled up
Anonymous No.532325127 >>532325248
>>532324985
Tenna's home movies
Anonymous No.532325165
>>532325046
Hi it sounds to me like you should stay there with your ilk and not come back ever
Anonymous No.532325215 >>532325314 >>532325348 >>532325493 >>532325636 >>532325664
>>532324148
>>532324296
no i don't want my peen spirit coordinates to be captured in a photograph and made vulnerable over the internet for cyber hex purposes i told you sex magic is scary crowley was a satanist and in league with occult american military pedophiles dont bother me again please thank you
>>532324232
i fist spamton and tenna and milk their titties too
Anonymous No.532325230
>>532322913
When I was in college I got approached by a variety of different men and women. I had a few one night stands...
Anonymous No.532325238
>>532321451
I like tomboys but they're verboten now so I have to settle mixed in with a little 'I can fix her.'
Anonymous No.532325248
>>532325127
(funniest)
Anonymous No.532325258
>>532324384
that would be insane. imagine how possessive he'd become after claiming you like that. always following you. any dark corner he could be there watching you, always. maybe sometimes, for the slightest second, you might even catch a glimpse in the corner of your eye, always out of reach, stalking his prize. never alone, because he's with you in the dark. and if you ever want to offer yourself up again, all you have to do is turn the lights out and close your eyes and he'd be there to have another taste. its all the more sweet when his own angel willingly snuffs out the light just to offer itself up
Anonymous No.532325260
>>532325046
I said Kris wasn't a they/them in some thread on twitter and got 15+ replies (i looked at none of them)
Anonymous No.532325285
>>532325046
Noelle will kill Lancer
Anonymous No.532325314
>>532325215
darn
Anonymous No.532325332
>>532324405
>knight made easier
>jackenstien made easier
The scrub update
Anonymous No.532325346
>>532324821
>>532324405
>removed Ralsei saying "[Z]"
>removed kino Tenna static
Every time he patches the game I realize UTDR are good by accident.
Like what the fuck do you mean pic related wasn't intentional????
Anonymous No.532325347
>>532300649
>Ralsei: Boy, I sure hope Susie is having gay thoughts
>Susie: What the FUCK is a ferris?
What an odd bit of obscure flavor text, I don't even think there is a single reason to go there after the ferris wheel
Anonymous No.532325348 >>532325582
>>532325215
shut up we're not using it for sex magic we just want to beat off to you
Anonymous No.532325359
>>532325046
Kris is a man.


That one always works.
Anonymous No.532325397
>>532324821
i didnt even notice this. am retraded?
Anonymous No.532325431
>>532324405
Kinda lame but the sword hitboxes were absolutely not visually clear.
Anonymous No.532325435
>>532324405
Jackenstein knows he's too SCAIRY and tones down the difficulty
Anonymous No.532325482 >>532325645 >>532325647
I like cuddling a lot more than sex.
Anonymous No.532325493
>>532325215
i promise to only say good things about it
Anonymous No.532325582 >>532325678 >>532325808
>>532325348
THAT COUNTS AS SEX MAGIC YOUR ACTIONS HAVE POWER i sound crazy but im not thats why masturbating is ok but gooning is dangerous look up tantras and sex rituals and shit man it's even in the game it's part of alchemy and the great work with bodily fluids and humors and all of that the titans have fetuses and water reproduction symbols
Anonymous No.532325636
>>532325215
But I'm only asking to see because it sounds like it's really hot
Anonymous No.532325645
>>532325482
I only like cuddling and don't understand how people enjoy sex
Anonymous No.532325647
>>532325482
me too
Anonymous No.532325648
>>532322913
i've been in a loving and committed relationship for the past 8 and a half years and he likes having his hands tied behind his back while i tease him. i mean, in case you were wondering, anyway
Anonymous No.532325652 >>532325761 >>532326601 >>532326735
wrow
Anonymous No.532325664 >>532325967
>>532325215
i am in fact a warlock and you've foiied me
Anonymous No.532325678 >>532325967
>>532325582
take your meds and show us your small cock schizo
Anonymous No.532325738 >>532325785 >>532326028
Tenna and other women be like:
>mmm he smells like moldy mildew and cigarettes
Anonymous No.532325761
>>532325652
Weakest Tennafags
Anonymous No.532325764
>>532325046
>He
That's it
Anonymous No.532325770
>>532324284
No.
Anonymous No.532325785
>>532325738
anon...
Anonymous No.532325794 >>532325947 >>532326027
I'll show my cock if anon won't. It's not small though or at least I don't think it is.
Anonymous No.532325808
>>532325582
so does me beating off to your teenie weenie give you good energy or bad energy
Anonymous No.532325848
>>532324821
>These included pictures of Spamton's shop portrait thing in the bottom right corner
i guess it makes sense because he doesn't know that's spamton but oh my god bro. why. it was so kino and cute....
Anonymous No.532325947 >>532326005
>>532325794
the more the merrier as long as you're not brown
Anonymous No.532325967
>>532325678
>>532325664
shut up i know you're FRIEND and you want mynpenis picture so you can steal my penis and add it to your weewees on your body i won't be fooled and my spamton tulpa will defeat you and my tenna tulpa will counterattack you and my pipis thoughtform army will explode you and you are in league with evil forces WTF SPAMTON PENIS
Anonymous No.532326005
>>532325947
>as you're not brown
Yeah....About that....
Anonymous No.532326007
>>532323686
(You) made kris do this but the dramatic toss shows they enjoyed it
Anonymous No.532326027 >>532326313
>>532325794
i'll take it
Anonymous No.532326028
>>532325738
ANON THE CENSORS
Anonymous No.532326087
>>532324405
Hey newfag, just wanted to say CONGRATULATIONS (Knight was harder before July 22nd) on beating the ROARING KNIGHT(it was harder pre-Jul 22). I know you've been working really hard (the end of sword hallways attack was less accurately telegraphed) at it, and I'm happy that you've (still had to get the shadow mantle because you're a scrub) achieved your goal of completion.
Anonymous No.532326089
Imagine if Alphys stored a bunch of her weebshit at Asgore's shop and it all shows up in the Dark World
Anonymous No.532326116 >>532326206 >>532326253 >>532326326 >>532326390
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FUCKING PENI! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT DELTARUNE!!
Anonymous No.532326206 >>532326390 >>532326668
>>532326116
we can talk about deltarune while i look at your peni
Anonymous No.532326217
>>532323717
>>532324041
I drew it, I haven't heard of that artist before but I'm glad you seem to like it anon!
Anonymous No.532326240 >>532326327
Men will cry and say "abloo bloo I have smol dick it's so over for me life is so unfair :'(" but then have people actually interested in them and completely disregard all the attention like this
Anonymous No.532326250 >>532326486
as soon as people start thirsting over each other rather than deltarune characters the whole thread degenerates into a complete /r9k/ autismfest for socially retarded ghouls
Anonymous No.532326253
>>532326116
We're already at the end of the thread, anon. Let the fags have their fun while we wait for the next one
Anonymous No.532326313 >>532326484 >>532326559 >>532326563 >>532326662 >>532326690 >>532326697
>>532326027
https://litter.catbox.moe/394lz8kmjp4mdfwk.mp4
You got one hour. This will not be extended unless someone asks really nicely. Also yes, I know I'm hairy and I'm brown. What of it.
Anonymous No.532326326
I'M SORRY I'M SHY I DON'T WANT TO UPLOAD MY WEENER TO THE PANOPTICON OK
>>532326116
Im so mad and angry i should have lied and said i had a big penis so none of you would want to see it
I want to talk about deltarune characters big fat gunts and fupas and butts not stupid deltarune plauers weewees
Anonymous No.532326327
>>532326240
it's like some kind of hedhorg's dilemma
Anonymous No.532326390
>>532326116
>>532326206
deltapeni
Anonymous No.532326450
>>532324821
i remember when we first discorvered it and everyone was trying to figure out where the one shot of kris' house without some of the furniture came from
then it turned out to be because we all did the MANTLE minigames so no one saw the version of his house on the last screen before tenna
good times
Anonymous No.532326484 >>532326542 >>532326649
>>532326313
who's your fave
Anonymous No.532326486
>>532326250
Now that the dist has settled, can we agree King did nothing wrong?
Anonymous No.532326512
You know what, maybe I shouldn't feel so bad about my own retarded posts.
Anonymous No.532326542
>>532326484
my bet's on Noelle
Anonymous No.532326559
>>532326313
Anonymous No.532326563
>>532326313
thank you anon. i am pleased
Anonymous No.532326584
why does every vg general get exhibitionists in them
Anonymous No.532326601
>>532325652
to be fair, it's damn good art
unfortunately, it's not a divorce themed cake, C-tier
Anonymous No.532326649
>>532326484
Jevil surprisingly enough. No other character has surpassed him for me yet.
Anonymous No.532326662 >>532326850
>>532326313
cut/10
Anonymous No.532326668
>>532326206
Back when Undertale came out I had sex with an autistic girl and after we were done we started talking about it while my peepee was still inside her. Wish I hadn't fumbled her.
Anonymous No.532326690
>>532326313
Anonymous No.532326697
>>532326313
This is going to my album of utg anon dicks
Anonymous No.532326735
>>532325652
tenna orders cakes with photos of him and spamton printed on them and eats them alone in his room
Anonymous No.532326809
WOW! I will not look at ANY of your 3DPD GARBAGE catboxes!
Anonymous No.532326848
WHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY AHHHHH
Anonymous No.532326850
>>532326662
stop being mean. he had no choice in the matter :(
Anonymous No.532326917
oh boy i sure hope there's a bunch of guys just waiting to post their dicks after the new thread is made
Anonymous No.532326919
stupid knight and its stupid uncollecting shadow crystal
Anonymous No.532326954
What would Spamton's dick look like? It must be hideous but HOW hideous?
Anonymous No.532326976
There's only ~8 artists on the magma/whiteboard including me. I thought chapter 3 was supposed to boost the numbers a bit, im glad we get some kino content like fujo pippins and tenna art but it still feels kind of empty. I'm not sure if the trash generals got a boost