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Is the "daily paid pull" a scam?
Dream Journey only 2 years away!
Which one is better for a late runner?
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retard here
I managed to spark my Kitasan Black into 3LB, and I'm missing one. Do I keep rolling until the banner goes for a chance of getting the Kitasan that I'm missing, or save?
Also how does someone train Oguri Cap? This bitch REFUSED to win G1s at 845 power, because she "lacked power".
>>532393528condor's skills are all pace
read nigga
>>532393528read their skills and their buffs then come back here with any questions you have
After careful consideration and analysis I have concluded that the Trainer is canonically fruitier than a pride parade because there's no other conceivable way Mayano Top Gun makes it through her Junior year unbred.
I can't enter team races. Is this a known issue??
>>532393573dont roll if you can't spark just save, ssr upgrade shards are coming later
>pace chaser
>medium distance
this like the most vanilla ass horse type the game has, right?
>>532393624she's a child and his trainee
his career would be over
>>532393624some people have this thing called integrity
it's also how you keep jobs
>>532393629yea your moms fat ass is blocking the goddamn entrance
>>532393695re-read, I already sparked one KitaSan Black, I'm just missing ONE for a full LB.
>>532393624Most people arent pedophiles, anon.
There's a substantial number, dont get me wrong, but most people arent
>>532393624I just don't want to lose my license
waiting until her Twinkle Series is over is a way safer option
>>532393714real life has*
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do you have all the EX trophies available so far, anon?
>>532393624I dont want to fuck a child, anon.
What's the theme of this trio as center of Endless Dream? Senior umas?
>>532393573Itโs probably not worth it, youโre playing with fire after the first pity unless youโre willing to pay for another one. Kitasan is already basically the best card at 3LB for most runs
>>532393443Paid means scam.
>>532393712So just take the +10 energy, huh?
Last slot gentleman
>>532393319 (OP)Op pls don't mark my club as full in the rentry as there will be 1 vacancy a day for a week or so
i think daiwa is sex, but her skin fang is retarded
>>532393791someone post the attractiveness chart
>>532393791Mayano is the same age as all the other umas except for Nishino Flower
>>532393624I told Mayano we will get married after she graduates
>>532393975never stop gambling
>>532393894>youโre willing to pay for another oneNo I'm not willing to pay, in fact I'm F2P. This means I'll save, I assume, or roll for a honse. I just need a SC card or something to make me train my own SC into A rank, alongside my Maruzensky and Oguri Fat, as they refuse to be A rank.
>>532393624What makes you think she did? It's incredibly difficult to prove a negative, so how can you know for certain that she didn't get some "extra training" on the side?
>>532393863What are these legend races?
>>532393975Well damn, I was wrong.
>>532393975>Wasting your luck on training instead of the gachaGood job, hope it was worth it, anon.
>>532393975>KONDOU WA GANBARIMASHOU
>you need to believe for a miracle to happen
>Turbo was the only one who still believed in Teio when everyone including Teio herself had given up
>she managed to instill a new hope in Teio which in turn gave Teio the faith in herself to pull off a miracle run and win the Arima Kinen despite everything
A 13 episode ad for a gacha shouldn't make a man shed tears...
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When creating legacy characters for affinity bonuses, I know that every g1 race won is an extra +2 points, but does that include the g1 races in the career goals, or every extra g1 race outside of career goals? Pic related. I want to use symboli rudolf as a parent but not sure if the points are from only completing career goals.
>>532393935no one reads the op it literally doesnt matter
>>532393850>I LOVE HUMAN MEN! SEX WITH HUMAN MEN! MARRIAGE WITH HUMAN MEN! RAISING A FAMILY WITH HUMAN MEN!
>>532393912If you're very deep in a run then yeah because she can fuck shit up. If she appears in junior year that's when I gamble
No one is borrowing my fucking uma. I want more followers for purely selfish reasons. Plus, I would suck mad cock for Support Points right now.
>>532394057if you're f2p ignore everyone talking about meta and support cards and just roll for horses you like
>>532393624Which uma's career even has hints of sex
>>532393935>join cooldown Aiiieeeeee
>>532394057It may be worth rolling on the Uma banner next to flesh out your characters
do you ever unlock more than 200 veteran uma slots?
>>532394165That's what I did with a run just now. I failed so I insta-glue'd Condor.
>>532393624The trainer only gets a pass at breeding his uma if they win the Ura otherwise to the carrot fields with you.
>>532394134Currently every g1/2/3 victory shared with a parent is +1 affinity, after a patch at some point only g1s give +3 and the rest give nothing
I donโt know when the patch is but it will apply retroactively
How can I MLB previous event cards? I only got Special Week to 2LB because I started later
>>532394071>He doesn't have the shoes to sniffoh no no no no
You pit one of your veteran umas against a 'legend' uma like a buffed Symboli Rudolf in a race to get star pieces. It's a time limited event that'll come back eventually
>>532393725>>532393760>>532393791>>532393879>noooo I wouldn't fuck the dubiously aged high school/university student! seriously what the fuck is a racing academy even supposed to be, people send an indeterminate amount of time there, only start their "junior" year after they debut, don't graduate after their senior year and some are explicitly adultsyeah sure thing fags, try to say that after she clings to you daily and grabs your cock
>>532393791Every single healthy person is a pedo, biologically you should start being attracted to girls soon after they get their period at around 10 years of age. Unironically if you never wanted to fuck a 10 year old go check your test level, there might be something wrong with you.
toraina-san would get fucking fired instantly if they fucked an uma
How many times do you have to pull a character after the inital 3* pull to take them to 5*? Planning to 5* Dream Journey once she's on global.
>>532393975Impressive. Very nice.
>>532394361This is how I know you aren't
>>532394171That's because it's an 8* uma with one of the 3*s being speed. The pinks are also at odds.
>>532394171Nobody wants 8* and yours has no focused blue sparks. It's 9* in one stat or bust.
>only 2 hours for /uma/ to cap 1200 post in /sea/ prime time
>uma is le not /sea/ general
>>532393975Does friendship training lower the chance of failure?
why is mood even a thing in PvP?
it's literally "eat the parfait or lose"
>>532393975Hell yeah, anon.
>>532394148Shut up you umaggot, no human man would ever pick someone as slow as you
>>532394359I mean I suppose it's like college except umas don't really have a set "age" where they are expected to enroll like humans after high school?
When do we get first person mode?
>>532393624Maya-chan is just a kid who likes to play pretend adult
Torena-chan is pretty much like a dad humoring their kid and doing the equivalent of patting her on the head and going 'okay we'll go on a date kiddo'
For all her talk of wanting to be an adult she drops her spaghetti all over the floor the one time someone actually tells her about adult relationships
>>532394061traina-san, breeding means pregnancy...
>>532394071Basically you run agaisnt a strong Uma and if you defeat them enough times you get enough star pieces to unlock them. I got my El Condor Pasa that way.
>>532394340ok, but does the calculator count the g1 races in career goals? would I have to do extra races to get those 3 points, or can I just complete the the career and reach it since rudolf has a bunch of g1 races in her career goals.
>>532394361ok now this post glows
Aren't pink sparks way more important than blue?
Not pulling to whale on horses until Hishi Amazon and Air Shakur.
>>532394483So that Oguri can pretend to be in an awful mood so you feed her fat ass another parfait.
>>532394465who is this hebe
>>532394616Nooo you're not supposed to point that out
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>532394361People are gonna virtue signal but this is true
10s a bit low but 14+ is normal attraction no matter what retarded modern morals tell you
>>532394605Huh that makes it even easier to get some of them, neat
>>532394554looks funny as fuck if a bit trippy and nausea inducing.
Golshi dropkick but with her bare sweaty post race feet.
Why does night owl exist, resting is already a punishment.
is the daily carat pack the only thing worth buying if you aren't turbo-whaling?
>>532393443It's better than doing normal pulls for sparking, but there will be better ways to spend paid carats.
>>532394458>>532394463Tragic. Back to the mines.
>>532394408>going for 1100+ instead of 600+ and spamming G1 racesNGMI
>>532394616No but pinks are how you decide which 9* uma you take. I'd rather have good and synergistic pinks over the likes of 9* stamina.
>>532394361>>532393791No if everyone was a pedophile I'd be able to make a lot more friends. As it stands I have to cut like 20% of an already niche community of people because they just happen to be abusers as well as pedophiles
None of these people like Mayano Top gun btw, because it attracts the blue archive audience who would fuck kids but only because theyd fuck anything they could get away with
>>532394857if you're willing to spend 20$ the rookie packs are pretty good
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Time to try again.
>>532394612how does it glow, retard? I'm not telling you to try fucking a 10 year old. If I say that most people probably thought about shooting their shitty boss or some faggot that annoys them I'm not telling you to go kill your boss.
>>532394932doesn't spamming races make the run like three times as long
>BA out of nowhere
astroturfers at it again I see
bros I fucking LOVE gambling
what Uma for this feel?
>>532395014link your favorite i2p sites bro
>>532394949But doesn't an S rank in distance/turf give you way more effective stats than a 9* blue would? And it goes over the usual stat caps.
>>532393319 (OP)anons, just a newfag question
about skills like lay low and iron will that are basically just the same skill, like golden skills
I noticed that when you buy iron will you get both lay low AND iron will
what happens if you buy iron will first? Do you get refunded, or does iron will become cheaper? or do you get fucked? Should I just buy the iron will skill?
>>532394913Looks like it's your first 3* stamina so I'm sure your next 3* spark using that Oguri will look a lot better.
>>532393624>to get the private onsen ending with your uma you need to be lucky enough to win the raffle AND your Uma must win the Urabreeding is earned anon, not given.
>>532393443>Is the "daily paid pull" a scam?Only if you get S cards, 1*s
The value increases depending on how lucky you are
So just get luckier bwo, is that easy
>>532393443The odds of not pulling a single SR in 10 rolls is really low so it doesn't actually matter. It's limited because cyjews don't want you to get easy sparks from it.
>>532394857That and arguably the ticket packs if you're lacking SSRs/3*s. If you're rolling for either anyway, they're waste and you should just get the daily pack.
>Rudolf career
>constant migraines and mood downs
Why is she so old. This is never a problem with Suzuka, Goldshit or Special Needs
MAYANO IS NOT A KID!
>Mood down
>>532395027They are spamming ads everywhere. The gooks are desperate.
>>532394784you wouldn't get to feel anything at all if 20k newtons of golshi struck you
>>532395083If you buy the advanced skill in one go you get the lower tier skill but gets absorbed into the gold skill.
You guys are making me lust for Mayano
I'M GOING TO BREED THAT LITTLE BRAT MAYANO, DO YOU COPY?
>>532395083Gold skills are like stronger upgraded normal skills
The skill is discounted by the exact price of the first stage of it and if you get the option of a gold skill youโll always be given the option of the weaker normal skill to learn first
please give me your dirt shoes
>>532395202I won, I'm just not satisfied with the result. Must've had at least 10 turns without rainbows. Feelsbad.
Okay I need a jpGOD to explain to me the tachyon/spark reroll event.
- What the fuck is the actual name? I can't search for myself if I don't even know the name.
- When did it got released in JP? A year after release?
- What CAN you reroll? Just blue sparks or pink too?
>>532394596Horse gestation takes an entire year, who knows how long an Uma's takes.
She could very well have simply hidden getting impregnated during senior-year summer camp; just like she promised.
>>532393624After she win some trophies I'll cum inside her non stop. You know like with real horses
>>532395054NEVER STOP GAMBLING
COIN FLIP ON MOOD UP OR MOOD DOWN
PRAY TO GET IN SLOT SEVEN
>>532395081It should, yes. The issue is that you may not hit the pinks during inheritance so it may not come into play.
>>532395025Because it gets you closer to 200 pulls with less resources?
Another way to put it would be that you should never spend paid carats on normal 10 pulls unless you're a whale/desperate. That is a complete scam.
>>532395276So they can't trigger separately and you only keep the gold skill if you but both right?
I can't be with human women anymore. My body only responds to umas now.
>>532393624>anons literally unable to understand why a trainer with actual integrity (unlike them) refuses to take advantage of their trainee's trust
>>532395319>gravid belly for almost half a yearI'm gonna cum
>>532395304Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research? I don't remember when it came out but you run races to open boxes and then you have 3 chances of increasing the star rating of a factor of your choosing
>>532395406Yes, itโs like the skill is replaced by the gold one but is always a much stronger effect
Some weaker skills actually have two stages of upgrade but no gold version, those are just weaker upgrades
>>532393624>All those comments saying "muh child"There are a lot of faggots here
>>532395304You can pick a horse and pick a factor you want to level
>>532395276>>532395248so do you get a discount on the big skill if you buy the smaller one first? just making sure
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Man... I have weird tastes... rate me
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>>532395412your trainee trusts you to give her a good life and a family after she retires from the races, not disappear after the URA finale
>>532395409The process is complete. Thank you for playing.
>>532395412>girl literally screaming and kicking BEGGING you to take her >"I can't abuse her trust, it's not right"this is the reason some of you niggers are virgins
the rest of us are simply because we're ugly as sin
>>532395538Some men nowadays are so emasculated that they cannot respond positively to a young girl eager for them
Theyโve literally been psychologically gelded and probably are only attracted to women past the age of child bearing
>>532393624we got filled with virtue signalling normalfaggots thanks to the fucking retarded faggot balding streamers.
Anons are always shitting on late/end but I swear to god that my pace honses get boxed WAY more often
How much faster are we going compared to jp? when can we expect to get the Summer Suzuka alt?
also, post more of this cute flattie pls
>>532395409Watch out, anon!
>>532395631WHY CAN'T HORSE WOMEN BE REAL. WHY DO I HAVE TO SETTLE FOR NORMAL HUMAN WOMEN.
You can't be fucking kidding me KMR...
Should I roll the last one and spark for Teio shards?
>>532395054Nakayama Festa, but she's not for another year and change.
>>532395412Well, feel free to do that AFTER your work is done then.
>>532395604>flattest uma in #1good taste anon I approb
>>532393443Works on my machine.
>>532394857The only thing worth buying are paid selectors when they release them. Everything else is just not worth it. Like the "best" deals are a 10 roll over the course of a month or a 5% ticket for a super creek.
>>532395564yes, by the same amount you paid for the smaller one and some times both get discounts separately if you get skill hints thanks to events and cards.
>>532395746you arent getting even ningen pussy bro
>>532395746Life isn't fair.
>>532395304rerolling your sparks is just a normal thing later outside of Tachyon's semen extraction event. you have 3 chances to reroll your sparks after a career, one costs 30TP and 2 more cost 30 carrots. After your rerolls you can pick one of the rerolls you have gotten to keep.
You can also buy a pass to do the rerolls for free instead of spending carrots every time
>>532393975Nothing ever happen
>>532395770I think you'd be better off picking up McQueen (if you don't have her already), but either way it'd be a waste to stop now. 1 roll for 90 shards is still a good deal.
>>532395770If you're literally one point away from an exchange then yeah might as well go the whole mile and get a freebie
The clover exchange shop kind of sucks ass
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Finally got an A. Sparks are dogshit though
>sex with children is bad, actually
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>>532395668>Theyโve literally been psychologically gelded and probably are only attracted to women past the age of child bearingMore like with dicks because they're fucking faggots. Mayano is not even my favorite but she's cute so I would do it
>>532396016Mayano could hold you down and rape you if she really felt like it
>>532395907>>532395909Yeah Teio shards it is.... or should I get Makween idk
>>532396016>aikill yourself
>>532394759I can't why people moralfag on an anon board. By 10 I don't mean the majority of 10 year olds, I mean it's the age where women tart developing so like somewhere between 1%-5% of 10 year old girls would be attractive. At 14 and above it would be a much higher rate.
>>532394952Well it depends on how you look at it. I'd say most people are willing to commit murder but just because you're willing to murder doesn't make you a murderer and they probably would not act friendly with an actual murderer. Same with pedophilia, most people will think about and feel attraction to women under 18 but they won't give in to their desires and will not be friendly with pedos that do give in.
>>532395923>witletDo you skills even trigger? Your uma doesn't even have two neurons to rub together and remember she has skills.
>>532395726we're going at give or take 1.6x speed, I estimate summer suzuka in around a year and a half but the pace could go up or down a bit on the way there
>>532396016Half the posts you replied to are supporting Mayano sex
>>532395883How many children can she feed with those?
>>532395434>>532395554So it works with blue, pink and whites?
>>532395886How far away are we from this QOL update? Was it released Y1?
>>532395946Yes and you should get mandingo gangraped 1000 times in prison for engaging in it.
My Mayano Topwife is not a child, thankfully.
>>532396115heh
she cant ketchup to my uma
so she'll have to step up
>>532395069idk what that is
>>532396115Thats the name on an Uma destined to flip burgers after life in the academy
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>>532396164yes and? are you gonna cry because I didn't empty my wallet to a jobless "artist" nigger?
>>532396252I know
I quoted them wrongly
>>532396162Get McQueen, obviously.
Then go explode.
>>532396310Anon to the normalfaggot mind anything below 25 is a child.
>Not a single anon picked up on the hidden queues by those anons that allegedly wouldn't fuck mayano
Lowiqbros...
>>532396131The amount of prison gay guys at this point is reaching absurd levels and they donโt realise how repulsed they would be by actually fucking a man
Anyway, I will continue to ironically call tomboys and boyish girls faggots while fucking them
teio step? more like stepping on teio!
why are hopeful stakes like this
>>532396414Can't really explode when I have lost like hundreds dollars
>>532395667>spoilerI thought ugly bastards had a buff...the nips lied to me
I CAN'T CLEAR MY DAILIES BECAUSE THESE RETARDS BROKE THE TEAM RACES
FIX THIS SHIT ALREADY YOU JAP FUCKS
>Yesterday missed out on 2-3 threads
>Today 5-6
Nyoooooo..
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If you post Teio being hurt you go straight to hell
>>532396568Don't worry i will feed her my semen.
I've done so many farming runs I instinctively know whether I have enough stamina/speed to clear an upcoming race... It's over for me bros...
>>532396540>He only lost hundredsSmall time
>>532396568You can't stop her
>log in
>play Bakushin song
>log off
No need to thank me.
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I'm able to resist Mayano's temptations because she's too busty for me. Now if a trueflat uma acted that way I'd overpower them mid way through our date and glue their insides
>>532396540All right, fair enough.
But at least you got a lucky pull at all. I saved my carats and rolled 200 on Kita and didn't get a single non-spark Kita, or an FM/Creek. Though I did get a Satono Diamond so she can collect dust in my card storage since her gold skill is fucking Iron Will.
>>532396607lmao do they actually try to cheat like this while being on camera?
>>532394171https://uma-global.pure-db.com Register it here and maybe people will search it up when looking for a Surger/Stamina sparks. But I've said this before, the easiest way to get 1000 followers is to break into top 100 in PvP team trials, set your card to something unique at MLB and fully leveled and then ride the wave of follows until they push you back down.
>>532396670>1 fry at a timeI thought Oguri was better than this
>>532396607Is that legal? will that asshole get banned? Where can i watch streams of horse races?
So you niggas just witmaxx to take screenshots of your uma wearing glasses?
>>532396726Whatโs the name of this Uma again?
>>532396568>"Man has penis torn off after coating it in peanut butter."
>>532396607Is that legal?
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>>532396726Based but please donโt say the g word on umachan
>>532396626What if I post Teio being loved and cared
>>532396821Manhattan Cafe
>>532396814I mean, you'll probably end up unlocking wit lv5 even without witmaxxing
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>>532396525you don't have enough HOPE
>wanting to fuck a hebe on her prime and ripped and ready that also wants to be fucked (Mayano) is now considered being a pedophile
what went wrong
>>532396727Paid sparked twice on KitaDia supoka banner (not even mlb kita btw) and also this one. I'm not counting it but i really hope I haven't reached 1k...
>>532396607based this needs to be an anti boxed in skill.
>>532396652Congratulations, you have gitten gud by inertia alone.
>>532396652can you make a list of stat checks? i really want to reach URA without having to spend on full priced skills.
>>532396887then you receive your uma wife
>>532396821Staten Island Macchiato
>>532396690probably my favorite pairing
>my team trials is still locked in this bugged out screen after the most recent maintenance
uh so is this just fucked for me forever?
>>532396837>What started as a lewd game between uma and trainer, turned into disastor and a trip to the hospital.
>>532396821Manhattan schizo
>>532396890What the fuck does that even mean in japanese? Is she german?
>>532397038extremely erotic
>>532396950Normies have moved in from 21 and now consider women under 25 as too immature to consent
Now theyโre not that wrong but youโve got to just ignore them
>>532396607that look like a fucking attempted murder
>>532395667Fellow ugly bastard bro. Are you perchance old & fat too?
>>532397038this shouldnt be hot but it is
>>532396607This is what Tazuna means when she says you need more Power.
>>532397049why special week needs to die
>>532396887I would rather see Teio getting cucked
>>532396887good, keep posting anon.
>>532397079a lot of japanese horses have english names, they love random eigo words
>>532396950Anime became popular
>>532396286it was a couple years in, not sure how fast they will speed things up. It works with blues, pinks, and greens.
>>532396930This shit is rigged
>>532397184So she's from England?
>>532397225w*st*id art is disgusting
>>532397064Your trainer licence was revoked due not taking proper care of your umas, please report to the slave carrot fields.
>>532397236>Another victim of the hopeless stakeYou'll get used to it
HOW THE FUCK DO I FAIL A 11% TWICE
>>532397109Just given a slap on the wrist as usual despite it being 100% intentional. The way that Jockey landed on his neck could have 100% killed him instantly or paralysed him ala Christopher Reeves.
>>532397225What in the woke nonsense is this artsyle?
>>532397064yes, enjoy JP coding
>>532395667I fucked a girl and I'm 161cm
Being a manlet is a worse debuff than being ugly
You faggots have no excuse
I bet the main reason why are you still a virgin is because you never leave your home so the only female you've ever talked to in the last 5 years was your mother
>>532397176I don't have a lot of uma pics yet but I have this
>>532396607is this attempted murder? holy shit
>>532397064It's 3AM in JP just gotta wait for the japs to wake up to fix it
>>532397267toreina.......
>>532397378its traced over a shitty fake mobile game ad
>>532396607holy shit hope his spine is fine and that asshole banned forever and fined.
>>532395667>ugly>manletI have simply accepted my place and I no longer suffer.
>>532397453>manlet is a worse debuff than being uglyManlets are so delusional it makes me want to pick them up by the neck and drown them inside a kiddie pool.
Is it just me or are the servers shitting themselves?
>>532397353Shit, I have to step up my abuse posting
>>532397373>Christopher ReevesStop reminded me of Christopher Reeves accident!
https://x.com/theTDN/status/1948047019177644312
>>532397640why so little?
>Connecting
What the fuck is going with their servers
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>>532397662Yes, we should ask for more apologems.
Holy shit the game is unplayable right now. Are they getting ddos or something.
>>532394512Hrm, wonder if the age of the person was part of the stimuli.
>>532395667I'm not ugly and I'm not a manlet. I only had sex with hookers
>>532397864happened after the maintanence way earlier so it's probably tied to that somehow
how to make good sprint king halo
>>532397764Mayano is being slammed in the backrooms right now, once she has been thoroughly bred we'll work on the servers
Oguri spilled spaghetti sauce all over the server racks, again...
With all these server issues i hope you all set passwords for your account in case anything crazy happens
>>532397964I just copy whatever the top 5 guys in pvp are doing
Is there any reason not to just send a high failure rate training just before the last race?
>>532394596>>532395319>>532395416Friendly reminder that Wind In Her Hair was pregnant when she won her G1 race
We should be compensated by being given a free Uma 10-pull
>>532398058awh shit, how do i do that?
>>532396810>Where can i watch streams of horse races?Sky sports so a britbong race, think you need to pay for whatever service they have
>>532398056she should stop eating and browsing reddit at the same time
>>532398058My account is a brick.
>>532397764This shit is frustrating. Every action you take and it's
>Connecting>Connecting>ConnectingIf I ever quit the game it'll be because of this, even when the connection was better earlier it still always has this stupid delay.
I finished two careers this morning with barely any connection issues, weird how most people are apparently fucked
>>532398152Data Link, dude. it also gives you like 1k gems or something. why did you not do it yet?
>>532397864Maintenance staff let Bourbon into the server room
>>532398193Oguri doesnt even know how to use a smartphone, let alone the internet.
>>532398187and if i want Japanese horse races or they stream everything?
>>532398096-10 on all stats + mood down
>>532398103Why are they racing a pregnant horse???
can you pass on an inherited ultimate skill as white spark?
>>532393975meanwhile I fail fucking 1% and 2%
>A connection error occured.
LET ME IN YOU FUCKS
>>532398342legit go ask in the jp uma thread, they know this stuff much better
>>532398096You could get the big failure and immediately drop down to bad mood, while losing a bunch of stats which might lose you the finale
Nice, it's totally fucked.
>>532398231>>532398335>why did you not do it yet?Laziness.
>>532398374>Why are they racing a pregnant horse???when your filly is born with a G1 win under her belt the price you get is way higher
>>532398134we should be getting 3k carats sooner or later
>>532395883I want a nursing handjob from Creek
Where do I check how many fans I have?
>>532398257real people aren't drawings thoughever
>>532398257go back to crystal cafe you ugly fat hag
>>532398187>bong horsNah we should have a group watch of the Arima Kinen when the time comes
Dude this run was going perfect and then she fucking ate so much i hate her
I hate her
>>532398576>>532398571>get proven wrong>seetheEvery single time.
>>532398547I know it might be hard to hear but a nursing handjob requires the woman to be pretty tall. Your actions are Goldship or bust.
>>532398096if you're feeling lucky
>>532398374>Why are they racing a pregnant horse???Because they got two horse powers instead of just one!
>>532398542We value your input.
Thank you for your continued support.
>waste all my alarm clocks struggle with gold ship and other long and medium runners
>try out bakushin
>only race I didnโt get first place in was that one that only needed a participation trophy
Are all sprinters this brain dead or is it just bakushin? Also, is the first step in making a good legacy horse just spamming bakushin stories until I get a 3 star in speed?
>>532398257>ermmm if you dont get hard watching child rape youre uhhhh le hag enjoyer
Bros if I wanna get other people into the una animes, do you think itโs better to just show them cingrey first instead of s1 or is it better to leave it for last instead?
>>532398258Is that a reference to that Nicolas Cage movie? The ones were all the dads/moms want to kill their sons?
>>532395263No onsen ticket? No breeding. Simple as.
>child slides
>adult slides
>child consenting tapes
>child rape tapes
>child assault tapes
>adult consenting
Who the fuck made this study and why the fuck were they so keen on showing awful stuff to random men??? What the fuck.
>>532398778S1 is a very competent SoL anime but CinGrey is more for people who are afraid of being caught watching anime.
>>532398701I'm just going by the JP rewards we've already been getting so far, feel free to be a doomfaggot though
>>532398257>child slides>adult slides>child consenting tapes>child rape tapes>child assault tapes>adult consentingWho the fuck made this study and why the fuck were they so keen on showing awful stuff to random men??? What the fuck.
mayano is not a child. childern do not look like this
I need her. She has the cutest voice.
what the hell is happening in this thread
>>532393624She called me dad on the hot spring event that kinda make me go limp
>>532398778if they're normalfags or ironic cartoon watchers who hate cartoons but only watch because its popular cinderella gray because they're faggots
S1 otherwise
>reach 1200 stam with McQueen for the first time
>lose the semis
>2* speed
I'm gonna kill myself.
I regret skipping Hayahide Biwa.
Nishino Flowers can overpower you and rape you
>>532399032what ethics board was like "yeah show child rape to random guys sure"
>>532399145why do so many horses do that head bobbing motion?
>>532398576I just wanted to show that your stupid chart is wrong. I don't really care about your retarded "arguments".
>>532397746I googled it and saw the 60 day ban, his name, and where it occured and it all made sense. It's a frognigger nepo-baby at a race in France and the guy he shoved is a Mick based in Bongland.
They didn't even start the ban immediately, so he could still race in the prix de la'honhonhon triumphe. They set the two months in the time of the year where they do fuck-all.
>Soumillon's indiscretion follows a similar incident in Ecuador recently, where jockey Joffre Mora was reportedly banned for life after pushing a fellow rider off his horse in the Ecuador Derby.Even the fucking Ecuadorians in the (???) continent have stricter rules around this.
Frogs were essentially traumatized after the judgement of Paris, so they rig any international contests and refuse to ever do blind judgements anymore. I watched some breadmaking competition on Jap TV where some Japanese chefs travelled there for a contest and of course, the French team won and they didn't even pretend to do blind-tastings or that they were impartial.
That's also why they had the heavyweight Somali import going against the lightest fucking Jap in the Olympics Judo match via their slot-machine-tier fake randomization decided the weight matchups.
>>532399145we're just horsing around
>>532399175CIA Research HQ
3k carat gift in 4 hours.
>>532398257So much seething in one picture
>>532399075>reach 1200 stamwhy though? i usually leave any stat at 1100~, atp i believe its more beneficial to get other stats, no?
>>532398257I like how the opening of this is just wrong and misses the point
>get 80 random men>20 straight up admit to getting off to kids>the other 60 said they didn't>look at data>oops looks like they were inaccurate in their self reports!the entire premise of self reporting anything is proven to be either irrelevant or negatively correlated to actual truth so many times across all of psychology and this is just another of those papers
>>532396525Works on my machine
>>532398257>this graph shows how erect men got to the stimuli when told to not get erectoh so the entire thing is bullshit and people are even more attracted by young girls than the graph shows
My second hot springs was a good one
Is this easily the most popular game of all time?
How well does she do vs Oguri?
>>532396607If you're not cheating, you're not trying. And doesn't your horse deserve your best efforts, anon?
>>532399276I fucking hate the french so much. They deserve everything bad that's happening there, also fuck Lancelot
>>532398665>get proven wrong>when the age of consent was 7 in delaware at some pointretard. you can't prove basic biology wrong
>>532399249No idea, maybe hors thinks its funny. That one is one of Gold Ship's children.
>>532399294Very true
>>532399392It says self report AND PHYSIOLOGICAL, they EXHIBITED PENILE AROUSAL
Why can't americans interpret a text in their own fucking language?
>>532399062she does WHAT???
>>532398257This image literally says being attracted to underage girls isn't weird. Did you read your own image?
>>532396016she stole my hot springs virginity...
you can tell this thread has a lot of newfriends because people are going "what the FUCK has happened to the thread" to stuff which is basically just banter compared to how bad a thread actually being shit up is
>>532399294>horses donโt exist in umaverseWhat would they say instead?
>>532399645Thats hardly a measure of anything, dicks literally get hard to the air, its not a good signifier for shit
>>532399035I'm not sure what's possessing some people to go "I want to rape children" instead of "my wife mayano is cute why are you comparing her to kids irl"
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Are they using the servers to mine bitcoin?
>>532399521Looking at their carriers McQueen looks more busted despite racing far less so her.
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Y'all can keep the little boys I'm only attracted to women.
>>532399645Yeah, they took in self reported data for how many guys get hard to that stuff, then took in actual observation data and realised wow, more guys get hard to it than claim to!
>>532398257For me, it's Nishino Flower.
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>>532398725>real careers too hard>turn to being a speedniggermany such cases. sad!
>>532399936Next year can't come quick enough...
>>532399789What I find weirder is the fact that so many people have never seen a thread getting actually shat up/raided.
>do maintenance
>things get worse
classic nipponese code folded 1000 times
anyone have that video of a horse lying down on a mattress and pulling a blanket over itself to sleep?
>>532399789i mean, i'm a newfag but this and the past few threads have been pretty tame for /vg/ standards
>>532399789I want to rape Nice Nature
>>532400082Shut up nigga
Why do you even care
Just stroke your shit more
What are the upcoming banners, and which ones are higher priority us F2Poors?
>>532400141threads as of the past few days have been extremely tame, especially compared to how saturated with bait and nearly unusable they were like a week ago
>>532400065yea they wouldn't survive 7 minutes in a shitposted hoyo thread during peak hours
>>532399789Some generals on /vg/ have had inmates running the asylum for so long that you can barely tell what game the general is for anymore.
>>532399936For me Marvelous!
>>532400197Why do I care the game is broken to the point of being unplayable?
That's a hard one to guess.
Redpill me on Smart Falcon
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How the fuck did I get 3 carrots?
>>532399908Every time you fuck golshi thereโs a random chance that sheโll do some shenanigans that will leave you crippled and in searing pain
>>532398725There's a button that says stamina, when you press it you get more stamina. Your welcome.
>>532400082hopefully they fix whatever the fuck they did quickly enough
Is the main use of friend points to buy more friend slots? Or do I save for anything else?
I basedpog whenever I see this pink horse though
>>532400210Please don't post pics of yourself with your husband.
>>532400310You are literally homosexual
>>532400367Lol what does this even mean?
>>532400336She's not very smart
>>532399039Post example? I love cute voices.
>lolicon general
At least none of you would fuck a boy
>>532399549He wasn't even in the original story, he was created by the french
>>532400336she's the biggest cuckquean in the game next to Seiun Sky
>>532399881I meant the real horses anon
>>532400468If he looks like a cute girl I certainly would
>>532400210 me on the right
>>532400425they're 1:1 value on SP if you buy SP, so you better not bitch about lacking SP if you're spending friend points on anything else.
>>532398257Wait, if the original chart is from a completely unrelated study then what is its source? I'm only getting russian/polish websites when reverse searching it.
>40 away from spark because I misused a bunch getting the alt taio.
>8 SSRs
>None of them are either event SSRs
I forgot what this was like when I quit GBF.
>>532400367I will roll the dice.
Why the fuck is game working so slow?
Where are my apology carats?
>>532400437I have an onlyfans you can sub to
>>532400468The cute boy umalovers will all come out when their banners are active though
>>532400338Team Trials and Career races can give you a few carats.
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>>532400468I would fuck my husband seiun sky
>>532400338random team trials gift box
>>532400338I got 3 carrots from random boxes in Team Trials
>>532400571>rolling without sparkretard, it's a death sentence in every gacha
>>532400468What's with her hobo drip
what the FUCK is king halo's career desu
i like when she shouted "Ike, Turbo!" during the screen hijack race because we see her actually break character for once by raising her voice unlike her usual monotone self and is probably the only time an uma cheered for another uma in the same race
its a pretty underrated moment imo
Connecting. Connecting. Connecting.
>>532400436These two need their own show or a podcast.
>>532400640>>532400659>>532400667Oh, I got those but I swore they were all just 5. This is going to annoy me until the end of time.
>>532400684she's a N*rita
>>532400389>StaminaIf you up a bit on the image, you'll notice that the guy is using Sakura O Bakushin!
WHERE ARE THE APOLOGEMS CYGAMES
>>532400590small japanese mobile game company plz undastand onegai
>>532399032it was Tachyon
>>532400468WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE BETWEEN CURREN AND FALCON..........
>>532400819That's not the body of a sprinter...
>>532400367You don't fuck golshi, golshi fucks you with a strapon
It's canon, there is literally no other sexual interaction "she" will allow
>>532400751The gibs will only return after kita banner ends they want you smelling that fomo and swiping for it
>>532400592How big are her breasts again?
>>532400725I've seen 3, 5, and 10 from those boxes.
>>532400835all i can see from that video is how evil and fake women are
>>532400492That's why I hate him and the french, also fuck his gary stu son Galahad
>>532400751I got your apologems right here, huehuehuehue
>>532400835Damn I'd fuck her
>>532394132Now go watch the real thing once you're done with the anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_GIm44-Vs
Cygames had so little faith in Uma Musume doing well in the west that they rented out the shittiest free tier servers they could find on AWS
>>532400367100% of the time your cum will get in her eye so it evens out
>stats dont care about the connection issues
How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?
The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
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Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours
So, if you reroll fast (3โ5 minutes per run), expect about 13โ21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
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Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longerโRNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much betterโabout 1 in 38 rerolls.
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Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3โ5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13โ21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2โ3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5โ1 hour
>>532400751No more gems til after kitasan
, Chinese reroller farms are cutting into cygay profits and they dont want to make those MLB Kitasan accounts any easier to get.
is there any uma voiced by tomita miyu? I need to know if I should start saving up
>>532400905you wouldn't get it.......
>>532400568You mean star pieces? That's the best use?
The slow connection means my Rice is doing this pose after every support event and just waiting. I can almost see the "..." above her head as she waits for something to happen.
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Which UMA has Long track at the end of URA?
>>532401029SP meaning Support Points. The things you upgrade Support Cards with.
>>532399908She will kill you for funsies anon.
>>532400861>Strapon>Implying golshi doesn't have a fully natural, biological throbbing horse cock that she excitedly inserts into Trainer-sans pulsating musky asshole every night
>>532401000would be fucking hilarious if once her banner ends we get like 6k jims dumped on us
>>532401071any, just do optional long races
>>532401071>he missed out on the pasa's trophyholy brick
>>532401080oh right thanks, well, that would matter if I had dupe cards, but at best I have a couple SRs at LB2
Holy shit this fucking lag keeps getting worse.
>>532400715Haha imagine if you opened it up and it was a double-line pregnancy test and she demands you take responsibility
>>532401071URA finale track depends on how many races you did of that type. So run an Uma like Golshi and do as many Long optional races as you can.
>>532400338some races in career randomly give carats but it's really rare.
>>532401071It's based on which race you do the most during the career.
Long is a bit of a pain since there's not that many long races.
I hope Opera doesn't rape me today
>>532401071URA is the distance that you ran the most in career. Just use GolShi to get it.
>>532395738must be sad being a female human, if any uma get interested in you boyfriend / husband what can you even do against the horse pussy?
>>532400684>>532400905she's just too edgy... and cool... and...ugh you wouldn't get it
>>532400525How does an uma get cucked from their trainer?
>>532401071none, you have to force it by running optional long races. I did it with top cunn
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>>532400367I think I'll be fine.
>>532401071Gold Ship needs 2 optional long races (assuming no optional mediums) to guarantee Long finals
>>532400969I do wonder how they'll deal with us shitting up the Fandom. American tastes are a bit different. If everyone here falls in love with fucking Taiki Shuttle and Mayano Top Gun, a bunch of Teio and Special Week plushies are going in a landfill.
Goldship deserves her universal love though
>>532401302it's the other way around, you cuck her with Light Hello
>>532401318she's taller than half of this thread and 99% of all seamonkeys in the world
1 kitasan in 244 rolls. I'll just throw away the 150 hours I've spent already, just gonna feel bad, goodbye
>>532393863no only the standard starting team because I haven't rolled uma or used free tickets.
>>532400751Enjoy your 50 carats.
>>532400679I know but I wanted the teio Alt. Oh well enough whales on my list have it that I don't need it for now and if my luck is anything to go by I'll just get it when going for something else.
>>532401336>Teio and Special Week plushies are going in a landfillI can save them.
>>532401318I think you forgot that they have superhuman horse strength
>>532401336teio seems pretty well-liked, spe-chan seems pretty unpopular for a mascot though
>>532401409I got 1 in 400 bro.
I know this probably has been discussed to death but what is exactly the rest of spica doing on season 3? Do they still race? Shouldn't they have more members other than kitasan? Is it something I shouldn't think about? What about Teio and Mcqueen's injuries?
>>532401409Sorry brother see you for Curren release in 5 days
Post your honse team! Let everyone see and judge your proficiency as toraina-san.
Why are so many western Gold Ship fans giantessfags and gay futafags? Why Gold Ship in particular?
>>532401409Just borrow a Kitasan dumbo
>>532401489>teio seems pretty well-likedYeah, by me.
>>532401530Tall women attract degenerates and homosexuals
>>532401484a 170cm tall "super""""human"""" is weaker than an 180 anorexic neet
>Global is a massive success with normalfags, what should we do to keep them interested?
>0.5 banner
>accelerate everything but carat gain
>sell the servers
>SELL THE FUCKING SERVERS
>>532401508They all have season ending pregnancies (with me).
>>532401613she punches coconuts open
>>532397564>holy shit hope his spine is fineAt the end of the clip (that I cut due to sound) you could see him get in an ambulance, seemingly able to walk.
>pre-debut
>feel like i haven't been gambling my chances as much recently and might be why i can't hit A-rank
>20% chance for two bonds on stamina training
>fail
>>532401508They got demoted to G3 dirt races
>>532401598She's not even tall
>>532401530You are literally heterosexual
>>532401508Anon, they essentially answer this with how Golshi realizes she's past her peak, so she retires from the Twinkle Series and goes to the Dream Trophy series instead (Uma retirement home races)
They just aren't relevant to Kitasan crying over spilt milk every episode.
>>532400751they forgot to feed oguri this morning..
So, I got a question.
If I have a trainee who has two good 'strategies' (both A rank), is there any reason to not just pick whichever one I have (or will get) the best skills for?
Is it better to switch if like two horses are being late surgers but like ten of them are pace chasers so that my person doesn't get crowded by ten assholes?
>>532401154>>532401227>>532401235>>532401320>>532401248Oh, must've missed that in the guide. Thanks!
>>532401169Let's see how far I can get with the bricked account then!
>>532401639I'm unironically buying into the conspiracy that they aren't doing gibs during the kitasan banner to discourage rerollers, imagine if we get all the carats within a few days of it ending
>>532401508They are training for Dream Trophy(farm).
>>532401489Oguri should be mascot, I still like Spe tho
>>5324015301. Golshi is tall
2. Tall futas are hot
3. Golshi is tall, handsome and quirky
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>>532400731I like all my sprinters with a little bit extra Stam. Shame about the power on this one tho.
>>532401664feats done by anyone of proper height, a manlet wouldnt understand
>Connecting
>Connecting
>Connecting
Fuck this shit I'm going back to Fortnite
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY SKINNER BOX GACHA BRAIN CANT HANDLE A 2 SECOND DELAY ON EVERY SCREEN
>>532397661It's the truth tho?
King Halo's campaign is so fucking ass. I played through it again because I needed a better version of her for pvp and because since she can sprint I had might as well have her do the Fillies' Revue for the event reward. But she placed fucking 6th. Oh well, at least I got her to win the URA Finale this time.
>>532401120The gays get turned on by the nastiest fucking sounding shit holy fuck lmao
>>532400861The only trainers that this happens to are ones that don't run her as End Closer.
>>532401508busy with their husbands (all me btw)
>>532401530she has manface in the anime desu
when can I roll for that one goth slut with the fishnets
WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SLOWWWWWWW
>>532401748>2. Tall futas are hotnot beating the homosexual pipeline allegations
>>532397117Not fat but I'm 28 which by this general's standards puts me on the verge of retirement...
>log on
>donate shoes
>request shoes
>do team trials
>do daily races
>do a career
>collect everything
>don't have the desire to do another career
oh nyo... bwos... is the game becoming unfun for me?
>>532400536Who did you think I was talking about?
How much longer until my daughterwife gets her bride alt?
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>>532401071I did mine with Rudolf.
Do 1/2* units get an updated signature skill animation once they become 3*?
>>532401756How the fuck do you get two 1k stats? Is this the power of whaling?
>suddenly get slacker right before summer camp
>uma misses out on 2 triple rainbows and 1 double for speed
>>532402002Yep. Maybe it's time to ask yourself what you want from the game.
>>532401238*gangrapes you*
>>532401769fitting reaction image, hopefully it gets fixed quickly enough
>>532402054that revolver is empty
>>532401748>>532401598>Golshi is tallShe's 5'7"
STOP "Connecting..." AND SHOW ME THE RESULT OF MY 90% FAILURE TRAINING AAAAAAAAAA
>>532401748Futas aren't hot, it's just hot when they fuck other girls.
But I want to fuck my marewives myself and can't have any stinking dickgirls getting in the way of that.
>>532402030>baggy super chill clothes>soccer mom cut>one-piece(!)peak sex
does anyone have that graph that rates each skill using the triangle, circle, double circle rating system? someone posted it here a few days ago.
>>532402024why are we collecting their shoes
>>532400969Wouldn't surprise me. How many of their gachas made it global and had this much success and didn't just get killed off.
>World floppers>Dragalia...lostAnd let's not forget what happened when they let crunchyroll have priconne
I'm tired of Ura
Give me Riko
>>532402030Literally built for NTR (the genre not the horse)
>>5324018292 second wait times to do anything is crazy obnoxious come on now
>>532402160I tried to shoot myself after this and even the gun was empty
>>532402170thats pretty fucking tall mmmkay?
>>532401829It feels like shit
>>532402267Illegal immigrants must be stealing the fiber optics at the HQ building.
>>532402223not a graph but
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7WzjgTuUKFbqidSaMGHWXVUpuY7Gat7D7ulnj_loTQ/mobilebasic
>>532402170That's tall for asians and seamonkeys I guess
Are the servers shitting themselves or is it just me?
This is after every fucking action
>>532402230none of those three made it as big as uma has desu
>>532402030Mindbreak
Drugs
Corruption
Mind control
amputation
NTR
>>532402170women are pretty short 170+ is considered tall
>>532401530Gold Ship is tall, handsome, and funny, the exact traits that gays and females (gay) like.
>>532402223https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview
i want tot ake a shit but with the servers this bad i wont make it
anyone with actual knowledge of futanari would know that the uma with the largest cock would not be Gold Ship but Suzuka
>>532402186oh my science i love this picture
>>532402414Narita Top Road?!?
>>532402359Thanks anon. I can never remember which of the debuffs are the ass ones.
>>532401725Debut year you want to use front runner so you can avoid the RNG as you have enough stats to power through everything. After that, you can settle one of your highest ranked styles. What I usually do is wait till towards the final year to settle on a style or distance for my uma depending on what skills I get. There's nothing worse than picking a late skill early but then being flooded with good pace skills and no late skills. Try to focus on the good universal skills until after the second inspiration, because you might inherit some nice skills. On that point, if you want an uma's green skill, wait for second inherit because you could be missing out on discounts (via inspirations).
>>532402327y she like this
>>532402375IT'S AWWWWRIGHT
>>532401530I like her because she drags you on adventures. Futafags would just put a cock on any woman, they don't give a fuck about the character. When Donna comes out, they'll do it to her too, just watch.
There better be 500 apologems in my inbox by tomorrow morning when I wake up.
Best Uma anime? I want to try watching one.
>>532402230Draglia died everywhere at once due to a bunch of factors.
>>532402408after maint the servers went to shit, just a matter of waiting for them to notice and doing something about it; probably in a few more hours once the nips wake up
what are debuffers used for? do their stats matter?
>>532402375Protect her and introduce her to the warm and gentle touch of opposite sex and parental figure so she doesn't grown up to be a chud later.
>>532402375Special Day...
>>532401757I mean the trainer gets kicked in the head multiple times, obviously if this dude watched the anime he'd know that taller dudes and trainers are just more durable.
>>532402557>bunchthere's other reasons other than nintencucks?
with this many seafags in the thread why cant i find one (1) seagf?
>>532396607This should be allowed desu, makes the race more exciting
>>532402002Did you get all the good endings yet?
>>532402708No because spe-chan doesn't deserve one
>>532401757Show me a video of you punching open a wild coconut and I will kowtow 1000 times
Is this any good? What the fuck does vision even mean? Is there like a list of where I can find what skills are good/bad?
>>532402581Its all a matter of perspective
>>532402375https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_6yJRnDk0Ug
>Suzuka fails at semi-finals
>watch the race
>she simply gets outrun on speed
>her speed is 1026
>670 stam on medium (career)
What the fuck happened? Why did she get outrun?
>>532402546umayuru, in terms of the serious ones probably S2 or CinGray or maybe the movies to get into it
>>532401336Are they even selling those directly to the western market?
>>532399276No one on the Japanese team was being that giga nigga
>>532402572Build 1 or 2 horses that are intended to win and then build the other 1 or 2 horses with a ton of gold stamina drain debuffs.
>>532396607See I thought this was cool until I realised the person doing it was a filthy French.
This thread is glowing pretty hard ngl
>>532402790bro your concentration
>>532402761check your pms
>>532402560Yeah after backreading a bit I guess I just gotta deal with it for this career, thanks anon
>>532402664Why not just goon your brain into liquid to the visual of Gold Ship's sweaty, veiny horse cock?
Does Air groove do better as late or pace chaser?
>>532402581why is golshi doing the ginyu force pose
>>532402790You ran out of stamina and slowed down, probably
fucking 5 mood downs in a row WHAT is your problem daiwa
>>532402852No late start, she had anti-late start skill too
Cylames missed out not putting Umas on the switch. A lot will be just be sitting around.
>>532402790Get more power or stamina
>>532402002Feel ya, saving for support cards means I only have 7 Umas to do career runs with which isn't much variety,
I know it gets better when an event comes and they start giving the free daily 10 pulls but until then its gonna be a slog.
>>532402772If I'm not mistaken Vision skills literally do nothing.
>Is there like a list of where I canread the OP
Who'd be the best parrent for 9* stamina?
>connecting
>connecting
>connecting
How about some compensation?
PENIS CHECK /uma/
enough of this clickbait false false flag glowie bullshit!
>>532401153Honeatly its more likely they dont do that because itll be really obvious
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>>532401584>cums with just a hugjust how sensitive she is?
>>532402948Guts training.
>>532402862>THEY FOUND MY TAPE WITH MAYANO AND SUZUKAOh fuck
>get MLB Kitasan
>gain 2 followers
Huge gains
>>532402516>just watch.I'd rather no
>>532402997Compensate Cygames for clogging their servers.
>>532402546Cinderella Grey easily
>>53240299750 carats, you like?
>>532402997compensation? you mean 50 carats?
>>532403026it probably won't be within a day but I think it's more likely than not
>>532402870because i want a seamonkey gf
>Finally get hot springs ticket
>Nice Nature shits the bed in the Ura semifinals
>my stupid horse is sick until the fall.
AYO WHAT THE FUCK.
>>532402932oh my god man it happened 3 more times after FUCK OFFFF
>>532402636Okay most of them stem from nintendo but the dragons needing specific units to fight was also a problem.
>>532403171trust me no you don't
>>532402931>>532402962ain't no way he ran out of stamina on medium with 670 in career, chums. prob front runner and 0 skills is my guess
>>532403101I've had 3LB Kitasan since day 1 and I got like 50 followers from it. People also keep using my 3* Speed 5* Power Nice Nature for some reason.
Dark mode for Umamusume when?
how do i get more points in team trials? seems so random
>>532402997We only get compensation if JP did too. We are following JP carrot schedule, preasu enjoy
Is Vodka a good parent uma? I have no idea who to use to farm sparks
>>532403246why not? i spent a summer with a girl from singapore and it was fun i guess sea girls are the same
I am watching S3 before Cinderella Gray. You can't stop me.
>>532402803Yahoo.jp is complaining about us buying up everything so to avoid pissing off the og market, they'll probably have to
>>532402790your guts is sub 200 isn't it
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>>532402051I just did what this guy did.
remember to love your uma
>>532403292Have a ton of skills, witmaxxing to active those skills, have them all in different strategies position, stammaxxing and use Rain to mog them
>>532401336To be fair, Taiki Shuttle is based. Teio and Special Week are cringe.
Japs oughta learn their place.
>>532396607>force guy off his horse, potentially endangering his life>his horse still beats you while riderless
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>>532403292have one of your umas win
have your team take the whole podium (1st+2nd+3rd)
have each member in a distance have a different strategy
activate more skills, especially level 4 personal skills
>>532393891all of them won the asahi hai or the juvenile fillies
and also i'd have sex with them
So what's club for in this game? Is there some sort of club vs club race mode?
>>532403352You're aweful Mcqueen...
>>532403557it's not like the jokeys make a difference
>>532403516splrurrt SPLURRRRTT
>>532403292Beating a higher lv opponent, win streaks, skill activations, positionings, and finally placing.
>>532402790Youre probably lacking guts. Its not as useless as you think.
>>532399062>Fucking a kid is fine if she consents>Fucking your kid is not fine even if she consentswtf anon
>>532403292https://gametora.com/umamusume/team-trials-pvp-scoring
>win at least 3 of the five races>get good positions>win by more distance>get a shit-ton of skills and enough wit to trigger them all>use unique skills>good times>don't get late starts>etc etc
>>532403262I had 0 followers and now I have 2 which is huge. I'm sure they'll be glad to borrow my D(ick) Golshi with sparks that probably make your uma perform even worse.
>>532403338singapore barely counts as SEA
rich city state that's 80% ethnically chinese
>>532402673>Road Rash, but horse racingHmmmmm....
when is manhattan cafe coming to global
>>532403117Nishino Flower is 135cm
>>532402790>Doesn't show us the stats of his Suzuka, or the stats of the runner that beat herIf I had to guess, her power and wit were both shit. So she didn't have a good lead due to low wit and low power meant she failed to accelerate to her max speed, while the winning uma was a pace/late/end with proper power and as such sped past. Every position behind front has a multiplier for speed on their last spurt, which is part of why they need more power to accelerate to their max so they can surpass the frontrunners.
That's why a Golshi with 600 speed and 600 power will blast past the 1k+ speed frontrunner
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>>532402051This is the power of whaling. Imo
>>532403797on 9/11 anniversary
>>532402772those only benefit you if you get debuffed by getting your vision limited
>>532403605Wtf happened? I'm not complaining tho.
>>532403835>didn't even win every race
>>532401725Unless I am forced to buy skills specific to a style in order to ensure I win a race I'll swap if there's a wall of 9+ umas. It is better to stick to 1 style but sometimes the wall is too big.
>>532403835What does Tazuna do?
*Ahem*
*Ding Ding Ding*
Your attention please!
Intense, lovey-dovey sweaty sex with Mayano Top Gun ending in a voluminous overflowing nakadashi and concurrent tongue kiss
Thank you
>>532403797Does Manhattan Cafe go to a cafe in Manhattan at any point in her career?
>>532402051the 1 stats are speed and wit, that's literally the "umamusume is a wit game" build. when you never need to rest and you just alternate speed and wit all run, you'll get both past 1k easily.
>>532403924She became a milf and popped out kids
>>532403751i recall someone saying that when KB releases that everyone who had her would have max follows. i currently also have only 2 followers. very disappointing.
>>532403763so what youre telling me is that i should be looking for a chinese gf instead?
>>532403942makes careers more consistent
>>532403551wont rain screw over your own characters too?
>>532403942Extra Mood Ups and Failure protection
>>532403942Restores stamina, improves mood, and removes ailments all at the same time any time you need it.
>>532403859Sex with gyaru umas
>>532403942Other than mock your uma's lack of skills and guts?
Her event chain give energy and heals on demand
>>532400969>japanese managers fail to do proper market researchStory as old as time.
>>532401673>>532401996Did your favorite horse win their retirement race?
https://youtu.be/Jj-PKJ7Wc_4?si=r8su5gKhvc5VgAis
>Roll an SSR
>It's Air Shakur
Easy cleat right? The skills don't even look good
>>532403312Creek, Scarlet, and McQueen seem to be the best anytime I am checking affinities.
>>532403942energy, mood ups, 2 guaranteed status effect heals, focus/concentration and tail held high hints
also reduced energy consumption, reduced failure rates, and bonus speed when training with her
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this worth it?
Is a 3 copy Sweep Tosho or an MLB Eishin Flash better?
>>532404035The idea is to just stamina mog them too. Banking on the other player to run min stamina to increase other stats, but forgetting that all the stats in the world are useless without gas in the tank
>>532404012you should also recall us specifically telling you that was bullshit when we replied to those shitposts. I personally posted some variation of "nobody will care if you have kitasan because every whale and all rerollers will have it too" half a dozen times over a week.
>MLB ikuno dictus, daiwa and tachyon
gimme me more SP cyjews
>>532401725you should double-check that your unique actually works with your strategy, and if you're building for TT you get a couple thousand extra points if every horse on your team has a different strategy
>>532404020a rich one, 99% of chinks are as poor as seamonkeys
>>532404158You cant cleat things without a dupe
>>532404158it's unironically the worst SSR in the game yeah, it gets buffed in the future and it's still one of the worst ones then.
>>532404253I-I'm not a g-golddiger....
>>532404324Why does she hide them
>>532404324You want it raw? Nice
>>532404006>Retired hag horses wearing their G1 outfitshot
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What makes a person think that putting a free welfare support card as their career support is a good idea? Who the fuck is going to borrow a free card that anyone can get from you?
>>532404156They lost the will the run. I still love them though.
>waste one of my borrows for the day trying to get a good king halo run again
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What the FUCK almond eye bros
>>532404012I don't actually care and just rerolled for a Kitasan account since I was told she is a good card and I hadn't started playing yet.
I just play casually and watch umas run around while trying to get more of em to see their careers.
>>532404324i would steal her earcover at night, cum into it and return it by morning then record her reaction
>>532403709you can't lack guts in career bwo
>>532403968We ended up late to our dinner reservation because of it...
>>532404531Because I literally have nothing better and some new player might not have the welfare SSR from the first event.
>>532404531Always seemed silly to me. Do you think I'll get more followers if I put out MLB Hishi Amazon instead of Makitanefukukitane?
>>532402224To make the ultimate speed amulet, we need to gather ten pairs of shoes owned by the fastest runners, the juiciest carrots of this spring and a sash commemorating the URA finale winner.
After gathering the items, we travel to mount Vesuvius, lower the items into the volcano with a bucket and rope, let that cook for 7 hours while chanting "I feel the need for speed".
If done correctly, we should have the perfect item to make the ultimate Uma.
>>532403968Mayano stop posting, we need to train for Arima Kinen
>>532404531I just think the art is cute, I don't really care about people borrowing it.
>>532403968That last step is THE most important
>>532404578this is like 90% of asian women
>>532403797November/December I think
>>532395604>Dream JourneyFellow man of taste.
>>532404613This is basically Uma nudity
>>532403678Oh yeah, how so? You don't know the first thing about me, pal.
>>532404473>>532404839The bare ear is what should be censored, not the public morals protecting ear cover.
>>532404637>The only bad one is Haru Urara.Thanks for the chart.
What does this say about me?
>The very next day she wins her OP race by 10l
>The G3 race right after by 3l
>try to train a good Mihono Bourbon
>keeps coming out mediocre
>say fuck it and stack two 9* stamina umas as parents and put everything else into speed
>new career record, A+ rating, destroys everything in PvP
>>532405042something cute
>>532405074I just can't understand how people like orfevre, looks like she was ripped straight out of genshit.
>>532405074You like being DOMINATED
>>532404531What makes you think they have anything better to put up?
There's at least a chance a reroller will want to do a speed-heavy deck and they're already using all their best speed cards, and guess what they can't get the welfare anymore. It would be better than using something like borrowing an MLB Sweep Tosho if they already have a 2LB Sweep Tosho they can use themselves.
Enough people have the same mindset as you that it's uncommon to see it as a support despite the fact that it's an MLB Speed card with a gold recovery skill for the single most common strategy type in the game.
>>532404637is lead front runner?
>>532405074Either a woman, submissive, or going to recoil in disgust from Siriusโ campaign because of how much of a little bitch SiriusT is.
I failed a 5% brooooooo, fuuuuuuuuck
>>532405117>Classic year>All these maxed cardsHOW
>>532405184I don't trust that horse...
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Is there ever a reason to NOT say "You're taking it easy for a while" when your uma fails training? Is the getting-back-to-it-immediately a risky option that can avoid the mood down but has a chance of making it worse, or just a bad choice?
>>532404637Holy fuck they did Daiwa dirt...
>>532405294can't you tell from the image? speednigger tactics
>>532405294Pure RNG luck. Trust me, I'm the type that goes "what the fuck" when someone posts uma with multiple 1k+ skills, or ones with an A-S rank
>>532405197Ironically, no - front runner is "escape" or niger
Leader = pace chaser
Betweener = late surger
Chaser = end closer
NYOHOHOHOHO IT SEEMS I HAVE THE LONGER NOSE
>>532405319it's literally free practice perfect
are you ready to admit that you already solved URA and next scenario 3 months away?
>>532405319You can gain practice perfect from it or brick your run even further
>>532405319it's a risk. there's a 15% chance your negative effects are reduced and you get Practice Perfect status if you click the bottom option.
I am falling for the marriage propaganda. Well done.
>>532405294His cards are high level and he does pretty much nothing but speed.
Idk how she survives without stamina though.
Cumming on Suzuka's flat chest
>>532405437It can also be free Awful mood and -20 stamina
>>532405184>>532405302HOW LONG UNTIL WE GET HER I'LL PITY HER I'LL 5* HER I LOVE HEr
I need tottotonero to draw umanko
>>532404012i think you are better off having a SR MLB than one of the 50 million MLB kitasans
i get a few people a day using my MLB trainer aoi, i imagine cards like tosho, any MLB power SR/SSR, etc will get a lot more use
>>532405294Urara has an RNG event that can give her a free charming buff during any point in time. Sometimes you get it on the 2nd day, or you get it when it doesn't matter.
>>532405589like 2 years unfortunately
>Have cards to level up
>No support points or money
Is JP this stingy or is this just the global tax?
>>532405748nyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooooooooo WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
will there ever be anything useful in clover exchange?
>finally got a 9* speed uma
>have two 3* stamina and power ready just need rng to go my way
almost there i hate these fucking spark rates so much bros
>>532405748Can you get her on JP? I'm willing to play there for a bit if I could use her...
>>532405803the waiting will be worth it, surely...
is any of the golden skills worth it if the card has no LM compared to one that is MLB?
>>532405763This is the early game grind in gacha games, I suggest you donโt spend money on the daily sales besides clocks and maybe 1-2* star pieces
>>532405720uma with the witch hat also has an event that gives charming, really charming early on is so fucking big
Does Super Creek have horse aids?
A fucking five percent chance to fail every summer camp event made me feel very scared since I've failed on 4% before.
>>532405763Itโs just beginner tax.
Just by playing events and dailies youโll have more than you know what to do with.
>>532405673You never know
>>532405950it's long past her banner in jp, there's the chance for a spook from the general pool but you'd have to do a fuckton of rerolling to guarantee her
>>532406002>>532405763By the time you'll know what to do with those cards you'll realize you want different ones for a specific purpose anyway.
>>532405993She gets a mandatory debuff that can only be cleared if you get 1st or 2nd on her next mandatory G1 after getting said debuff
You can't tell me that the relationship with super creek isn't sexual in any way. There's even a scene where she talk about your body, about how much you grown up your muscles. She's really thirsty in that scene
>>532405961Is this dildo training?
>>532405545>Idk how she survives without stamina though.Just bakushin it lmao
>His cards are high level and he does pretty much nothing but speed.Define high level, also no.
>>532405968usually you run 1 or 2 cards just for their golds desu
>2 mood up events into migraine in the same fucking day
what the hell
Mayano Top Gun is hard to build. I am bad at it.
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?????? what kind of fucking penalty is this? fuck you
>>532406107I can only pray for us to get sped up to hell and back... I'm a fgofag so I'm used to waiting (saved for 2 years for my NP6 Gogh) but man...
>>532406281>talk to her manager about her modeling schedule>โHow dare you talk to another female other than me!?โ>Mood DownWhy is she like this?
>>532405545>Idk how she survives without stamina thoughShe has 509 stamina in that image. Enough for both sprints and miles, which is all she runs.
>>532406362Front runner, speed and stamina in equal parts
What's so hard about that?
>>532406386Don't blame the uma, blame the trainer.
>>532406386>Don't Overdo It!>Overdoes ItYou were warned
>sloptubers are now making videos about the wit game jap
>>532406407I doubt they'll speed us up more than they already have, just look at how the crybabies in this thread piss and moan about "accelerated schedule" as is.
Do you always run at least one wit card? I love hitting wit but it feels bad in a 4speed/2 stam deck
>>532404770I like to think her profile text implies that she's actually not retarded, just deaf and literally can't hear half of what people are saying
>>532406407the 2 years is going off of our current rate of acceleration, would be 3 otherwise; it's possible for the pace to change a bit so we'll have to see
>>532406486I'm too greedy. I want more.
>>532406386that event is exclusive to failing high risk trainings and then you chose to take the high risk recovery option. it is 100% on you.
>>532406552The one you like the most.
>>532405993The irl horse got a bowed legs from what I know and that status is to represent that condition. In game it will turn into an unique practice perfect during fall or if you win Kikuka Sho.
>>532406552if you're a collector wait and get the last one
if you're focused on meta get oguri cap, maruzensky or symboli rudolf
if you're unsure still, get who you like
>>532406607Which uma actually is retarded then?
>>532406184Idk, even if i have big stat advantages, the moment i run a race with subpar stam the last spurt turns into a disaster.
>>532406479I die of low stamina when i run mediums with 300 in 2nd year, so idk how the extra stats are counted.
>>532406552After youโve used the random ssr pick with your dick, I got oguri peak to fill out my dirt team
>>532406137We need to get her on one of those once daily pills to cure AIDS instead of letting her be a lazy bitch.
>>532406602I will not fall for tachyon propaganda, already resisted a whole movie
>disconnected
nice game umatards
>>532406530"wah wah it's going too fast I'm missing out on the dailies that make up 5% of roll income at best on jp"
>>532405982Wait, what event is that? Do I need to make a specific choice?
>>532406574I mainly go with 3 spd (mandatory), 2 power and Tazuna for sprint/mile
Then 3 spd, 2 stam, tazuna for med/long.
I hardly use wit cards now...
>>532406602She loves him, she loves her guinea pig that much.
>>532406527This game is inheriting the cancerous wuwa YouTubers so far unfortunately
If 2 different umas have skill hints on the same node do you just lose the second one?
>>532406530>>532406617This is so sad bwos...
>>532406774Well put saar connection is very poorly in punjab
>>532406746>the last spurt turns into a disaster.Kinda the idea behind Stam, Guts and recovery skills, isn't it?
>>532406505it was just like 32%, I swear anything that is above 25 digits is actually like 80% failure chance
>>532406520>>532406706nigga I picked THE SAFEST option at that moment, I was not risking 3- mood
whatever, she's back on great so i'm just gonna see if this shit can be saved, this game spooks me with dogshit situations like this from time to time anyways
>>532403859>>532404116i like these umas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
>>532406793literally yeah, it's just funny seeing them do that. as if we don't more than make up for it by knowing the schedule in advance and knowing what the meta will be years in advance so we can skip bad banners and go hard on the meta ones if we want.
>>532406602>Daiwa Scarlet is born 6 months later
>>532406828at least we've mostly dodged the culture war bullshit
Why is there so much art of wife Tachyon? Onii-sama, could it be that your type is deranged hags...?
>>5324065744 speed 2 stam is what I run for medium distance deck so unless you get speed cap with 3 speed cards then u can go 1 wit
what does a late surger sprinter look like? king halo is the horns i have most suited for it, but where do you draw the line for speed/power?
>>532406828Is wit a meme?
I mean the class is good since if four guys pile on it you can get lots of friendship points and unless you've gassed your horse you won't fail it, but...there's a lot of Wits hating.
>>532406950anything above 25%* cant even type correctly anymore
>>532406803>Tazunaill try this been seeing alot of the leaderboard running her
>>532406947But he has no stam and guts, and skills scale based on race. But if your pool is small it will be a smaller benefit in turn.
Or i'm misunderstanding something.
>>532406602Is Tachyon objectively a good wife? She explores her emotions once you beat her career.
>>532406994My question was do you just lose the hint you don't get for the rest of the game? EX: Sweep has a hint for murmer and Kitasan has a hint for corner recovery at the same time. If I get murmer do I lose the ability to get the corner recovery hint for the rest of the career?
So is there any indication of how much of an accelerated schedule we are on?
>>532406574i think tazuna is better than 1 wit if you have her
but usually i do at least 2
Game is so fucking laggy holy shit fix it
>>532406146The Super Creek x Trainer relationship is both sexual and heartfelt, that's why I like it so much
Wow Special week is kinda ass
>>532407143Why are you chinese?
>>532406950why would you click a 32 % dumbo
Aaaaaaah the server lag got me!
>>532407143>4 speed cards>level 4 speed>only +78 speedjust use SRs at this point
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>>532406950if you're going to piss and moan you should learn how the game works. You took a risk above 20% and landed on "Don't Overdo It!", which is always -3 mood if you don't highroll a 3% chance.
>>532406982even if you're just rolling for umas or something the seemingly global-exclusive 1500 they gave us a bit ago is multiple months worth of dailies
>>532406407>NP6 GoghSmall world, huh.
>>532407071"Wit game" comes from the fact that it's free so you use it a lot for that alone.
The stat itself is decent but all of its effects boil down to making RNG be slightly more in your favor, and it starts soft capping somewhat early so S-rank wit builds are an absolute meme.
>>532407216This some utter bs...
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>>532407187Some people calculated it to be 1.6x faster than Jap.
>>532407216I still don't know from what fucking video that shit is.
>>532407269Perhaps anon wants all the umas to be a little flatter
>>532407291damn, practice perfect chance is that low? it always felt like 40% or something to me since i always took risks early on and picked bottom option when i failed a risky training.
>>532406803i wish i could use tazuna but i need to borrow kitasan...
>>532406828I think this meme is funny at least
>>532407187Not quite 2x speed but close. Effectively one banner a week so they overlap
>>532407071it's the console wars of this game. you can't raise unlimited cards for free fast, so people vehemently defend whichever build they went with so they don't need to think about if they made the wrong choice. Wit builds are the most consistent by far, which doesn't mean they're the most powerful but they are a good option.
>>532407143>BILLIONS MUST GET SHAT ON IN PVP
The amount of shards we get is absolutely shit. Anons keep reassuring us that daily races to farm shards will release in the future. I checked it out and you can only do one run. Does any one know how many shards we can expect to get from one of those races?
>>532407402This is probably why the well known jap guide fag keeps harping on about wit game. Provided you can make the skills hit (high wit) a few stam procs are gonna carry you through career no problem.
>>532407283i'm not afraid of success, also 32% is not even bad odds
>>532407291>piss and moankek chill out, im just venting from a bad situation in a videogame, not like im the only one this happens to nor is it a catastrophic run ending thing
When do I get to force the girl who comes wearing the green outfit and cap to run in races. I don't care if no horse and she'll never place higher than last. I just want to make her run.
>>532407497I just pick the characters I liked on the cards I got, for the most part.
>>532406995I can't wait to her on global
>>532407249They don't call her Special Brick for nothing
>>532407483I only post funny memes, of course
>>532407187Like the other anon said roughly 1.6x, but it's not like a linear increase. They're doing a lot of things like overlapping content that didn't originally overlap, so we have more to do each day but aren't losing much time to do each thing, which is nice.
>>532407269Chinese release for Uma Musume is ass tbf, even the girls aren't horses anymore.
>>53240755168 % of getting a slightly better training outcome vs 32 % of getting a horrendous outcome, gee what a tricky choice...
>>532395946Girls of Mayano's age are legal in one third of Europe for good reason
>>532396165Btw, pedophilia is a specific thing
It's not le attraction for any u18
>>532407249Trainer issue.
>>532407541>careerAnyone can beat career though, the problems arise when you play something without 400 extra free stamina and face the slightest inconvenience
>>532407438https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isnhYR24R9o
it's either from this one or his other english video
>>532407143>no stam>no power>barely any witOh shit nigga, what are you doing?
>>532407541his video is literally about only winning in career for casuals that are still having a hard time with it.
>>532407315I wonder if we're bwos.
180,537,760
>Log in on my birthday and get my favorite uma telling me happy birthday on the home screen
I know it's nothing special, but it made me feel better today. Thank you umamusume
>>532407541I've seen horses die of stam deprivation with 550 stam and a white skill (in career) on long, so 200 and gold+white feels like some extra scaling is happening.
>>532407551>?????? what kind of fucking penalty is this? fuck you>not pissing and moaningsomeone lacks self awareness
special needs gave me hydrate instead of gourmand again...
>>532407697A +68 is absolutely worth risking a failed training.
Good morning, umadacchis...
>>532405430>King's nose vs Taiki's shuttles.
>>532407859>tfw my birthday was like a week after the game release so I didn't get them to wish me a happy birthdayhappy birthday bwo
>>532407859Omedetou, anon
>>532407431And the roll income?
So how long until guts gets buffed
>>532407187we're around 1.6x faster, it's hard to calculate exactly as of now since the time between banners is all over the place. 6 days, 8 days, 6 days, now 11 days between the anime collab / kitasan and curren; so averaging around a week with one exception as of now. Hoping the time to curren isn't a sign of a slowdown and just wanting to give the anime collab and big meta card more time to breathe, the pace so far has been pretty fun since they're letting banners overlap anyways so I hope they stay towards the ~weekly banners
>>532407973She needs to be covered in sweat
ENDGODS how are we feeling
>>532407925She's asking for "guts training".
When can i start pulling again? I need one more good speed card...
>>532407742Stam is almost at 400 (all you need for sprint) and will get there with all the URA finals bonuses from taking first.
Wit softcaps at 400, everything else is diminishing returns.
What do you need power for when you're running in the front anyway?
The only thing wrong there is his lack of speed.
>>532408089>He didnt make glue
>>532408049Unknown. Less than JP due to faster banner if cyjew acts like cyjew.
More if we somehow get more freebies to match the accelerated rate.
>>532406184>Quali: Win by 6l>Semi: Win by 5l>Final: Win by 6lMillions must run.
BILLIONS MUST TRY!
First time I've had an uma consistently dominate this fucking hard.
>>532407828Thank you, that's what I just said, plus it's literally what the title of his videos are saying, but people refuse to accept this for some damn reason.
>>532407859Happy birthday, bwo
the SR event card is shit
>>532407509You'll get 1 daily from whichever race you choose. This is a live service game, you're meant to play it over years and not days. It's a bonus source of free 3* on top of the rolls you get for free, it is not meant to replace the gacha entirely. If you want every character fast then you spend money.
>>532407828>his video is literally about only winning in careerWrong. Team trials is all about skill activation (for which you need wit), winning is secondary. You can lose and get more points than someone who won and didn't activate many skills.
>>532407859Happy birthday, but Daiwa Scarlet kept being a tsundere about my birthday for the entire week
>>532408049as of now matching JP with what's theorized to be an extra 1500 bonus for global only, dailies and weeklies (including pvp) give jack shit so the acceleration shouldn't impact our roll income much, I calculated it the other day and iirc we're down like 30 rolls a year which is totally dwarfed by gibs
>>532407896again, I was venting since I never had a penalty like that before, if I was actually shitting and screaming I would have typed in all caps cursing her out or something, youre the one who's bothered by someone saying dumb shit in a horseracing gacha general, but you do you
>>532408129Bad
Every time i try, my horse just chokes on washed up pace uma ass
>>532407859Happy birthday
>>532407885Career gives a hidden +400 to all stats. It's why 600 stamina can work on long in career while in pvp you'll just straight up die, so 220 (+400) + some gold recovery skills should be enough to survive her mandatory Arima Kinen
>>5324078851 gold heal is worth almost 4 white heals.
>>532408167>What do you need power for when you're running in the front anyway?STOP SAYING THIS RETARDED SHIT
>>532408196>he fell for the glue memebullshit, you just did it for the pic, you didn't actually glue them
>>532407859Happy Birthday!!
>>532408049Doesn't matter, we get to know the meta ahead of time anon. Ignore the fact that we're getting a crap ton of Uma banners.
>>532408167>what do you need power forAcceleration
>>532407859Happy Birthday bro
>>532408380>vtrannygo back
>>532408256if it's just one shard per day that's worse than the daily shops lol
How the fuck do you make money? im broke as fuck. Do you just spam careers?
>>532407859Happy birthday, bro.
>>532408265winning gives you way more points than 10-15 % more skill activations, sorry but the witGOD lied to you...
>>532408465vtubergod game
>>532407972No, it's not, because you can rest and then get the same 68 with no risk eventually. instead you're wasting multiple turns on the infirmary and recreation and training to make up for lost stats on top of not even getting the 68.
>>532408336I know, but my Rice at ~550 (+hidden) dies of stamina deprivation on the McQueen challenge without a gold skill, idk why.
>>5324082561? Fucking 1? What the actual fuck? That's insulting as fuck. I was expecting ~10-20, but 1!? Why even add that shit to the game? This gacha is already the most stingy I've seen about giving shards out and it also has insane shard requirements for higher stars. 5* needs 600 shards ffs.
>>532407830Apparently not, sent a request. You'll know which one, maybe.
>>532407859happy birthday anon
>>532407859Happy birthday!
>>532408091there's no chance they're slowing down already, the point of accelerating would be to eventually catch up (or at least get close and always be like 3 months behind or something).
>>532407996it's well past noon sleepyhead-chan...
End closer with Rodolfo's and Teio's skills iss always exciting to watch
>>532408305Still bad but I'll take it if it means we're accelerated. My biggest issue is that we're accelerated but we can't manage to have a daily legend race active at all times.
>>532408560>you can rest and then get the same 68 with no risk eventuallylmao you're actually making a much worse gamble there than a 30%
>>5324086014/5 stars gives basically fuck all in terms of actual stat boosts, you mostly just want shards to get 1/2 stars to 3 and that'll happen sooner rather than later because they get added slow
>>532408129Getting WALL'd
>>532408793we're effectively in the midst of what was a month or two long dead period in JP, things should pick up within another week at worst
>>532408845How many shards can you get over the course of an event? Is collecting them and buying them from the daily store a viable way to get new horses?
>>532408768I stayed up until late last night watching some horse races since today is my day off, I deserve it...
>>532408471it's better than the daily shops because it costs you nothing and you actually choose exactly who you want instead of get random options. You combine both of them if you want more 3* faster.
>>532408601> I was expecting ~10-20, but 1!?Now that's delusional. You were expecting to hand pick a free 3* every 1 to 2 weeks forever at no resource cost without even touching the gacha?
>This gacha is already the most stingy I've seenOK, put your money where your mouth is and quit for a different game. Oh, the game is actually fun unlike the ones you don't want to play? Then I guess it's not a dealbreaker or an issue.
>5* needs 600 shards ffs.lmao, now who's greedy as fuck? 5* versions of the 3* characters is for whales, the benefits are extremely slim. expecting to get them maxed as f2p is insane.
>>532408319>?????? what kind of fucking penalty is this? fuck you>y-you're the one who's bothered!!If you insist lmao. I'm just trying to get people to learn and improve instead of just fill this general with negativity.
>>532409141iirc the actual race event gives like 50-60 if you're doing decently, daily store won't get you new 3* horses alone but it'll help you make a dent in stuff like raising your 1s and 2s to 3*
>>532408827No, because you don't lose the run if the best training you get offered is like 50 instead of 68. You're not losing 3+ turns if your trainings only get 2 rainbow instead of 3.
>>532409468>daily store won't get you new 3* horses aloneI'm well aware. I mean with buying every shard in the daily every day, plus doing the daily race events, would the span of one race event be enough to get 150 stars for a new horse. But yeah if it's 50-60, then I guess even with the daily store it's not enough.
>>532409694If you actually do very well (aka get 1st almost every race) the 3 day events give about 82.
>>532409427you talk about positivity when youre the one who started this "piss and moan" business and then got mad when I told you it wasnt that serious, I understand wantind to have the last word but I moved on like 40 minutes ago bro, I recommend you do the same, not a good look for someone who just wants to help others improve methinks. perchance.
>>532409694after doing el's race event it just took me 2 dupes to get her to 3*, so it's definitely good progress if nothing else
>>532410009>you talk about positivity when youre the one who started this "piss and moan" businesspointing out you were pissing and moaning isn't negative, though I get how someone like you takes any implication you should self reflect as a personal attack.
>and then got mad when I told you it wasnt that seriousagain, interesting how you come here just to piss and moan and then call other people mad
>I understand wantind to have the last word but I moved on like 40 minutes ago brothere's no need to lie so blatantly, you're not tricking anyone into thinking you don't care when you reply over and over and over
>not a good look for someone who just wants to help others improve methinksshaming people when they act like you is how to improve a community overall. the next guy will go piss and moan on reddit instead, maybe go there and you'll find some common kin.
>>532410432alright bro thats it, didnt read your wall of text but next time you reply youre giving me a kiss, faggot
>>532410663it's cute that you are so addicted to the last word that you're replying while pretending you didn't read it.
I'll accept your concession that reading the post made you so mad that you couldn't do anything other than beg me not to make another with "LALALALA I'M CLOSING MY EYES I'M COVERING MY EARS I'M NOT LISTENING!"
>Trainer I want to play goo-goo babies today!
Oh no.
>>532408380Nta, but I don't doubt it, some anons are stupid like that or whales
>>532410663replying over and over again saying you totally don't care isn't the best way to convince people you don't care
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umapyoi!
>>532407859oh shit tomorrow's my birthday and my homescreen was set to random, good thing you reminded me to change it
>>532407236I need a Super Creek in my life...
>>532404637what does runner, leader even means? i saw chaser,leader,front, between and betweener?
did they change late and end closer with one of these?
>I already have Mayano Top Gun and Taiki Shuttle.
I CAN'T STOP WINNING!
>>532415841NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You're supposed to only have the 5 defaults and the 2 free SSRs until youtube man says you can pull
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>532414842it's the names people used to refer to the 4 types in english before the terms got official translations. runner is front runner, leader is pace chaser, betweener is late, chaser is end closer
>>532407309>the seemingly global-exclusive 1500 they gave us a bit agoit wasn't global-exclusive, it was just a JP milestone gift rebranded
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