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Is the "daily paid pull" a scam?

Digitan LOVE

Dream Journey only 2 years away!

Which one is better for a late runner?

What's the chance of getting a good result with the acupucturist?

>>532393443
yeah

retard here
I managed to spark my Kitasan Black into 3LB, and I'm missing one. Do I keep rolling until the banner goes for a chance of getting the Kitasan that I'm missing, or save?
Also how does someone train Oguri Cap? This bitch REFUSED to win G1s at 845 power, because she "lacked power".

>>532393528
condor's skills are all pace
read nigga

>>532393528
read their skills and their buffs then come back here with any questions you have

After careful consideration and analysis I have concluded that the Trainer is canonically fruitier than a pride parade because there's no other conceivable way Mayano Top Gun makes it through her Junior year unbred.

I can't enter team races. Is this a known issue??

>>532393573
dont roll if you can't spark just save, ssr upgrade shards are coming later

>>532393550
20%

>pace chaser
>medium distance
this like the most vanilla ass horse type the game has, right?

>>532393624
she's a child and his trainee

his career would be over

>>532393624
some people have this thing called integrity
it's also how you keep jobs

>>532393629
yea your moms fat ass is blocking the goddamn entrance

>>532393695
re-read, I already sparked one KitaSan Black, I'm just missing ONE for a full LB.

>>532393624
Most people arent pedophiles, anon.
There's a substantial number, dont get me wrong, but most people arent

>>532393624
I just don't want to lose my license
waiting until her Twinkle Series is over is a way safer option

>>532393714
real life has*

do you have all the EX trophies available so far, anon?

>>532393624
I dont want to fuck a child, anon.

What's the theme of this trio as center of Endless Dream? Senior umas?

>>532393573
It’s probably not worth it, you’re playing with fire after the first pity unless you’re willing to pay for another one. Kitasan is already basically the best card at 3LB for most runs

>>532393443
Paid means scam.

Retarded horse love.

>>532393712
So just take the +10 energy, huh?

Last slot gentleman
>>532393319 (OP)
Op pls don't mark my club as full in the rentry as there will be 1 vacancy a day for a week or so

i think daiwa is sex, but her skin fang is retarded

>>532393791
someone post the attractiveness chart

>>532392993
>>532393014
>>532393039
>>532393090
>>532393152
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>532393791
Mayano is the same age as all the other umas except for Nishino Flower

>>532393624
I told Mayano we will get married after she graduates

>>532393975
never stop gambling

>>532393894
>you’re willing to pay for another one
No I'm not willing to pay, in fact I'm F2P. This means I'll save, I assume, or roll for a honse. I just need a SC card or something to make me train my own SC into A rank, alongside my Maruzensky and Oguri Fat, as they refuse to be A rank.

>>532393624
What makes you think she did? It's incredibly difficult to prove a negative, so how can you know for certain that she didn't get some "extra training" on the side?

>>532393863
What are these legend races?

>>532393975
Well damn, I was wrong.

>>532393975
>Wasting your luck on training instead of the gacha
Good job, hope it was worth it, anon.

>>532393975
>KONDOU WA GANBARIMASHOU

>you need to believe for a miracle to happen
>Turbo was the only one who still believed in Teio when everyone including Teio herself had given up
>she managed to instill a new hope in Teio which in turn gave Teio the faith in herself to pull off a miracle run and win the Arima Kinen despite everything
A 13 episode ad for a gacha shouldn't make a man shed tears...

When creating legacy characters for affinity bonuses, I know that every g1 race won is an extra +2 points, but does that include the g1 races in the career goals, or every extra g1 race outside of career goals? Pic related. I want to use symboli rudolf as a parent but not sure if the points are from only completing career goals.

>>532393935
no one reads the op it literally doesnt matter

>>532393850
>I LOVE HUMAN MEN! SEX WITH HUMAN MEN! MARRIAGE WITH HUMAN MEN! RAISING A FAMILY WITH HUMAN MEN!

>>532393912
If you're very deep in a run then yeah because she can fuck shit up. If she appears in junior year that's when I gamble

No one is borrowing my fucking uma. I want more followers for purely selfish reasons. Plus, I would suck mad cock for Support Points right now.

>>532394057
if you're f2p ignore everyone talking about meta and support cards and just roll for horses you like

>>532393624
Which uma's career even has hints of sex

>>532393935
>join cooldown
Aiiieeeeee

>>532394057
It may be worth rolling on the Uma banner next to flesh out your characters

do you ever unlock more than 200 veteran uma slots?

>>532394165
That's what I did with a run just now. I failed so I insta-glue'd Condor.

>>532393624
The trainer only gets a pass at breeding his uma if they win the Ura otherwise to the carrot fields with you.

>>532393975
holy shit

>>532394134
Currently every g1/2/3 victory shared with a parent is +1 affinity, after a patch at some point only g1s give +3 and the rest give nothing
I don’t know when the patch is but it will apply retroactively

>>532394148
rudolf-san...

How can I MLB previous event cards? I only got Special Week to 2LB because I started later

>>532394071
>He doesn't have the shoes to sniff
oh no no no no
You pit one of your veteran umas against a 'legend' uma like a buffed Symboli Rudolf in a race to get star pieces. It's a time limited event that'll come back eventually

>>532393725
>>532393760
>>532393791
>>532393879
>noooo I wouldn't fuck the dubiously aged high school/university student! seriously what the fuck is a racing academy even supposed to be, people send an indeterminate amount of time there, only start their "junior" year after they debut, don't graduate after their senior year and some are explicitly adults
yeah sure thing fags, try to say that after she clings to you daily and grabs your cock

>>532393791
Every single healthy person is a pedo, biologically you should start being attracted to girls soon after they get their period at around 10 years of age. Unironically if you never wanted to fuck a 10 year old go check your test level, there might be something wrong with you.

toraina-san would get fucking fired instantly if they fucked an uma

How many times do you have to pull a character after the inital 3* pull to take them to 5*? Planning to 5* Dream Journey once she's on global.

>>532393975
Impressive. Very nice.

>>532394361
This is how I know you aren't

>>532394171
That's because it's an 8* uma with one of the 3*s being speed. The pinks are also at odds.

>>532394171
Nobody wants 8* and yours has no focused blue sparks. It's 9* in one stat or bust.

>only 2 hours for /uma/ to cap 1200 post in /sea/ prime time
>uma is le not /sea/ general

>>532393975
Does friendship training lower the chance of failure?

why is mood even a thing in PvP?

it's literally "eat the parfait or lose"

>>532393975
Hell yeah, anon.

>>532394148
Shut up you umaggot, no human man would ever pick someone as slow as you

>>532394359
I mean I suppose it's like college except umas don't really have a set "age" where they are expected to enroll like humans after high school?

When do we get first person mode?

>>532393624
Maya-chan is just a kid who likes to play pretend adult
Torena-chan is pretty much like a dad humoring their kid and doing the equivalent of patting her on the head and going 'okay we'll go on a date kiddo'
For all her talk of wanting to be an adult she drops her spaghetti all over the floor the one time someone actually tells her about adult relationships

>>532394061
traina-san, breeding means pregnancy...

>>532394071
Basically you run agaisnt a strong Uma and if you defeat them enough times you get enough star pieces to unlock them. I got my El Condor Pasa that way.

>>532394340
ok, but does the calculator count the g1 races in career goals? would I have to do extra races to get those 3 points, or can I just complete the the career and reach it since rudolf has a bunch of g1 races in her career goals.

>>532394361
ok now this post glows

Aren't pink sparks way more important than blue?

Not pulling to whale on horses until Hishi Amazon and Air Shakur.

>>532394483
So that Oguri can pretend to be in an awful mood so you feed her fat ass another parfait.

>>532394465
who is this hebe

>>532394616
Nooo you're not supposed to point that out

sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt
sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt

>>532394361
People are gonna virtue signal but this is true
10s a bit low but 14+ is normal attraction no matter what retarded modern morals tell you

>>532394605
Huh that makes it even easier to get some of them, neat

>>532394554
looks funny as fuck if a bit trippy and nausea inducing.

Golshi dropkick but with her bare sweaty post race feet.

>>532394483
pvp tax

Why does night owl exist, resting is already a punishment.

is the daily carat pack the only thing worth buying if you aren't turbo-whaling?

>>532393443
It's better than doing normal pulls for sparking, but there will be better ways to spend paid carats.

>>532394141
I do doe

>>532394458
>>532394463
Tragic. Back to the mines.

>>532394408
>going for 1100+ instead of 600+ and spamming G1 races
NGMI

>>532394616
No but pinks are how you decide which 9* uma you take. I'd rather have good and synergistic pinks over the likes of 9* stamina.

>>532394361
>>532393791
No if everyone was a pedophile I'd be able to make a lot more friends. As it stands I have to cut like 20% of an already niche community of people because they just happen to be abusers as well as pedophiles
None of these people like Mayano Top gun btw, because it attracts the blue archive audience who would fuck kids but only because theyd fuck anything they could get away with

>>532394784
Sort of based

>>532394857
if you're willing to spend 20$ the rookie packs are pretty good

Time to try again.

>>532394612
how does it glow, retard? I'm not telling you to try fucking a 10 year old. If I say that most people probably thought about shooting their shitty boss or some faggot that annoys them I'm not telling you to go kill your boss.

>>532394867
wait why?

>>532394932
doesn't spamming races make the run like three times as long

>BA out of nowhere
astroturfers at it again I see

bros I fucking LOVE gambling
what Uma for this feel?

>>532395014
link your favorite i2p sites bro

>>532394949
But doesn't an S rank in distance/turf give you way more effective stats than a 9* blue would? And it goes over the usual stat caps.

>>532393319 (OP)
anons, just a newfag question
about skills like lay low and iron will that are basically just the same skill, like golden skills
I noticed that when you buy iron will you get both lay low AND iron will
what happens if you buy iron will first? Do you get refunded, or does iron will become cheaper? or do you get fucked? Should I just buy the iron will skill?

>>532394913
Looks like it's your first 3* stamina so I'm sure your next 3* spark using that Oguri will look a lot better.

>>532393624
>to get the private onsen ending with your uma you need to be lucky enough to win the raffle AND your Uma must win the Ura
breeding is earned anon, not given.

>>532393443
>Is the "daily paid pull" a scam?
Only if you get S cards, 1*s
The value increases depending on how lucky you are
So just get luckier bwo, is that easy

>>532393443
The odds of not pulling a single SR in 10 rolls is really low so it doesn't actually matter. It's limited because cyjews don't want you to get easy sparks from it.

>>532394857
That and arguably the ticket packs if you're lacking SSRs/3*s. If you're rolling for either anyway, they're waste and you should just get the daily pack.

>Rudolf career
>constant migraines and mood downs
Why is she so old. This is never a problem with Suzuka, Goldshit or Special Needs

MAYANO IS NOT A KID!
>Mood down

>>532394992
try more wit

>>532395027
They are spamming ads everywhere. The gooks are desperate.

>>532394784
you wouldn't get to feel anything at all if 20k newtons of golshi struck you

>>532395083
If you buy the advanced skill in one go you get the lower tier skill but gets absorbed into the gold skill.

You guys are making me lust for Mayano
I'M GOING TO BREED THAT LITTLE BRAT MAYANO, DO YOU COPY?

>>532395083
Gold skills are like stronger upgraded normal skills
The skill is discounted by the exact price of the first stage of it and if you get the option of a gold skill you’ll always be given the option of the weaker normal skill to learn first

please give me your dirt shoes

>>532395202
I won, I'm just not satisfied with the result. Must've had at least 10 turns without rainbows. Feelsbad.

Okay I need a jpGOD to explain to me the tachyon/spark reroll event.
- What the fuck is the actual name? I can't search for myself if I don't even know the name.
- When did it got released in JP? A year after release?
- What CAN you reroll? Just blue sparks or pink too?

>>532394596
Horse gestation takes an entire year, who knows how long an Uma's takes.
She could very well have simply hidden getting impregnated during senior-year summer camp; just like she promised.

>>532393624
After she win some trophies I'll cum inside her non stop. You know like with real horses

get in the box

>>532395054
NEVER STOP GAMBLING
COIN FLIP ON MOOD UP OR MOOD DOWN
PRAY TO GET IN SLOT SEVEN

>>532395081
It should, yes. The issue is that you may not hit the pinks during inheritance so it may not come into play.

>>532395025
Because it gets you closer to 200 pulls with less resources?
Another way to put it would be that you should never spend paid carats on normal 10 pulls unless you're a whale/desperate. That is a complete scam.

>>532395276
So they can't trigger separately and you only keep the gold skill if you but both right?

I can't be with human women anymore. My body only responds to umas now.

>>532393624
>anons literally unable to understand why a trainer with actual integrity (unlike them) refuses to take advantage of their trainee's trust

>>532395319
>gravid belly for almost half a year
I'm gonna cum

>>532395304
Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research? I don't remember when it came out but you run races to open boxes and then you have 3 chances of increasing the star rating of a factor of your choosing

>>532395406
Yes, it’s like the skill is replaced by the gold one but is always a much stronger effect
Some weaker skills actually have two stages of upgrade but no gold version, those are just weaker upgrades

>>532393624
>All those comments saying "muh child"
There are a lot of faggots here

>>532395304
You can pick a horse and pick a factor you want to level

>>532395276
>>532395248
so do you get a discount on the big skill if you buy the smaller one first? just making sure

Man... I have weird tastes... rate me
https://snep.pw/uma/sorter/result/Z74EoBoJydphJuFpZW0c

>>532395412
your trainee trusts you to give her a good life and a family after she retires from the races, not disappear after the URA finale

>>532395409
The process is complete. Thank you for playing.

>>532395604
hi snep

>>532395412
>girl literally screaming and kicking BEGGING you to take her
>"I can't abuse her trust, it's not right"
this is the reason some of you niggers are virgins
the rest of us are simply because we're ugly as sin

>>532395538
Some men nowadays are so emasculated that they cannot respond positively to a young girl eager for them
They’ve literally been psychologically gelded and probably are only attracted to women past the age of child bearing

>>532393624
we got filled with virtue signalling normalfaggots thanks to the fucking retarded faggot balding streamers.

Anons are always shitting on late/end but I swear to god that my pace honses get boxed WAY more often

How much faster are we going compared to jp? when can we expect to get the Summer Suzuka alt?
also, post more of this cute flattie pls

>>532395409
Watch out, anon!

>>532395631
WHY CAN'T HORSE WOMEN BE REAL. WHY DO I HAVE TO SETTLE FOR NORMAL HUMAN WOMEN.

You can't be fucking kidding me KMR...
Should I roll the last one and spark for Teio shards?

>>532395054
Nakayama Festa, but she's not for another year and change.

>>532395412
Well, feel free to do that AFTER your work is done then.

>>532395604
>flattest uma in #1
good taste anon I approb

>>532393443
Works on my machine.

>>532394857
The only thing worth buying are paid selectors when they release them. Everything else is just not worth it. Like the "best" deals are a 10 roll over the course of a month or a 5% ticket for a super creek.

>>532395564
yes, by the same amount you paid for the smaller one and some times both get discounts separately if you get skill hints thanks to events and cards.

>>532395746
you arent getting even ningen pussy bro

>>532395746
Life isn't fair.

>>532395304
rerolling your sparks is just a normal thing later outside of Tachyon's semen extraction event. you have 3 chances to reroll your sparks after a career, one costs 30TP and 2 more cost 30 carrots. After your rerolls you can pick one of the rerolls you have gotten to keep.
You can also buy a pass to do the rerolls for free instead of spending carrots every time

>>532393975
Nothing ever happen

>>532395770
I think you'd be better off picking up McQueen (if you don't have her already), but either way it'd be a waste to stop now. 1 roll for 90 shards is still a good deal.

>>532395770
If you're literally one point away from an exchange then yeah might as well go the whole mile and get a freebie
The clover exchange shop kind of sucks ass

Finally got an A. Sparks are dogshit though

>>532395664
who

>>532395538
>>532395668
>>532395196
>>532395946
Cry

>>532395776
>>532395628

>>532395604
this is mine

Legend Neicha-sensei

>>532395668
>They’ve literally been psychologically gelded and probably are only attracted to women past the age of child bearing
More like with dicks because they're fucking faggots. Mayano is not even my favorite but she's cute so I would do it

>>532396016
Mayano could hold you down and rape you if she really felt like it

>>532395907
>>532395909
Yeah Teio shards it is.... or should I get Makween idk

>>532396016
>ai
kill yourself

>>532394759
I can't why people moralfag on an anon board. By 10 I don't mean the majority of 10 year olds, I mean it's the age where women tart developing so like somewhere between 1%-5% of 10 year old girls would be attractive. At 14 and above it would be a much higher rate.
>>532394952
Well it depends on how you look at it. I'd say most people are willing to commit murder but just because you're willing to murder doesn't make you a murderer and they probably would not act friendly with an actual murderer. Same with pedophilia, most people will think about and feel attraction to women under 18 but they won't give in to their desires and will not be friendly with pedos that do give in.

>>532395923
>witlet
Do you skills even trigger? Your uma doesn't even have two neurons to rub together and remember she has skills.

>>532395726
we're going at give or take 1.6x speed, I estimate summer suzuka in around a year and a half but the pace could go up or down a bit on the way there

>>532396016
Half the posts you replied to are supporting Mayano sex

>>532395883
How many children can she feed with those?

>>532395434
>>532395554
So it works with blue, pink and whites?
>>532395886
How far away are we from this QOL update? Was it released Y1?

>>532395946
Yes and you should get mandingo gangraped 1000 times in prison for engaging in it.
My Mayano Topwife is not a child, thankfully.

>>532396115
heh
she cant ketchup to my uma
so she'll have to step up

>>532395069
idk what that is

>>532396115
Thats the name on an Uma destined to flip burgers after life in the academy

>>532396164
yes and? are you gonna cry because I didn't empty my wallet to a jobless "artist" nigger?

>>532396252
I know
I quoted them wrongly

>>532396162
Get McQueen, obviously.
Then go explode.

>>532396205
Thanks, anon

>>532396310
Anon to the normalfaggot mind anything below 25 is a child.

>Not a single anon picked up on the hidden queues by those anons that allegedly wouldn't fuck mayano
Lowiqbros...

>>532396131
The amount of prison gay guys at this point is reaching absurd levels and they don’t realise how repulsed they would be by actually fucking a man
Anyway, I will continue to ironically call tomboys and boyish girls faggots while fucking them

>>532396367
Too big

teio step? more like stepping on teio!

why are hopeful stakes like this

>>532396414
Can't really explode when I have lost like hundreds dollars

i will NOT feed Oguri

>>532395667
>spoiler
I thought ugly bastards had a buff...the nips lied to me

I CAN'T CLEAR MY DAILIES BECAUSE THESE RETARDS BROKE THE TEAM RACES
FIX THIS SHIT ALREADY YOU JAP FUCKS

>Yesterday missed out on 2-3 threads
>Today 5-6
Nyoooooo..

>>532396464
gigabased

If you post Teio being hurt you go straight to hell

>>532396568
Don't worry i will feed her my semen.

I've done so many farming runs I instinctively know whether I have enough stamina/speed to clear an upcoming race... It's over for me bros...

>>532396540
>He only lost hundreds
Small time

>>532396568
You can't stop her

teio kissu

>log in
>play Bakushin song
>log off
No need to thank me.

I'm able to resist Mayano's temptations because she's too busty for me. Now if a trueflat uma acted that way I'd overpower them mid way through our date and glue their insides

>>532396540
All right, fair enough.
But at least you got a lucky pull at all. I saved my carats and rolled 200 on Kita and didn't get a single non-spark Kita, or an FM/Creek. Though I did get a Satono Diamond so she can collect dust in my card storage since her gold skill is fucking Iron Will.

Apolokarats...

>>532396607
lmao do they actually try to cheat like this while being on camera?

>>532394171
https://uma-global.pure-db.com Register it here and maybe people will search it up when looking for a Surger/Stamina sparks. But I've said this before, the easiest way to get 1000 followers is to break into top 100 in PvP team trials, set your card to something unique at MLB and fully leveled and then ride the wave of follows until they push you back down.

>>532396670
>1 fry at a time
I thought Oguri was better than this

>>532396607
Is that legal? will that asshole get banned? Where can i watch streams of horse races?

So you niggas just witmaxx to take screenshots of your uma wearing glasses?

>>532396726
What’s the name of this Uma again?

>>532396568
>"Man has penis torn off after coating it in peanut butter."

>>532396607
Is that legal?

>>532396726
Based but please don’t say the g word on umachan

>>532396626
What if I post Teio being loved and cared

>>532396821
Manhattan Cafe

>>532396814
I mean, you'll probably end up unlocking wit lv5 even without witmaxxing

>>532396525
you don't have enough HOPE

>wanting to fuck a hebe on her prime and ripped and ready that also wants to be fucked (Mayano) is now considered being a pedophile
what went wrong

>>532396727
Paid sparked twice on KitaDia supoka banner (not even mlb kita btw) and also this one. I'm not counting it but i really hope I haven't reached 1k...

>>532396607
based this needs to be an anti boxed in skill.

>>532396652
Congratulations, you have gitten gud by inertia alone.

>>532396652
can you make a list of stat checks? i really want to reach URA without having to spend on full priced skills.

>>532396887
then you receive your uma wife

>>532396821
Staten Island Macchiato

>>532396690
probably my favorite pairing

>my team trials is still locked in this bugged out screen after the most recent maintenance
uh so is this just fucked for me forever?

>>532396837
>What started as a lewd game between uma and trainer, turned into disastor and a trip to the hospital.

>>532396821
Manhattan schizo

>>532396890
What the fuck does that even mean in japanese? Is she german?

>>532397038
extremely erotic

>>532396950
Normies have moved in from 21 and now consider women under 25 as too immature to consent
Now they’re not that wrong but you’ve got to just ignore them

>>532396607
that look like a fucking attempted murder

>>532395667
Fellow ugly bastard bro. Are you perchance old & fat too?

>>532395276
>>532395248
>>532395856
thanks anons

>>532396607
holy fuck

>>532397038
this shouldnt be hot but it is

>>532396607
This is what Tazuna means when she says you need more Power.

>>532397049
why special week needs to die

>>532396887
I would rather see Teio getting cucked

>>532396887
good, keep posting anon.

>>532397079
a lot of japanese horses have english names, they love random eigo words

>>532396950
Anime became popular

>>532396286
it was a couple years in, not sure how fast they will speed things up. It works with blues, pinks, and greens.

>>532396930
This shit is rigged

>>532397184
So she's from England?

>>532397225
w*st*id art is disgusting

>>532397064
Your trainer licence was revoked due not taking proper care of your umas, please report to the slave carrot fields.

>>532396495
>>532397164

>>532397236
>Another victim of the hopeless stake
You'll get used to it

HOW THE FUCK DO I FAIL A 11% TWICE

>>532397109
Just given a slap on the wrist as usual despite it being 100% intentional. The way that Jockey landed on his neck could have 100% killed him instantly or paralysed him ala Christopher Reeves.

>>532397225
What in the woke nonsense is this artsyle?

>>532397064
yes, enjoy JP coding

>>532395667
I fucked a girl and I'm 161cm
Being a manlet is a worse debuff than being ugly
You faggots have no excuse
I bet the main reason why are you still a virgin is because you never leave your home so the only female you've ever talked to in the last 5 years was your mother

>>532397176
I don't have a lot of uma pics yet but I have this

>>532396607
is this attempted murder? holy shit

>>532397064
It's 3AM in JP just gotta wait for the japs to wake up to fix it

>>532397267
toreina.......

>>532397378
its traced over a shitty fake mobile game ad

>>532396607
holy shit hope his spine is fine and that asshole banned forever and fined.

>>532396810
>>532396843
>>532397109
>>532397524
>>532397564
he got 60 day ban

>>532395667
>ugly
>manlet
I have simply accepted my place and I no longer suffer.

>>532397453
>manlet is a worse debuff than being ugly
Manlets are so delusional it makes me want to pick them up by the neck and drown them inside a kiddie pool.

Is it just me or are the servers shitting themselves?

>>532397353
Shit, I have to step up my abuse posting

>>532397373
>Christopher Reeves
Stop reminded me of Christopher Reeves accident!

>>532397640
why so little?

>Connecting
What the fuck is going with their servers

>>532397662
Yes, we should ask for more apologems.

>>532397746
Nepotism

Holy shit the game is unplayable right now. Are they getting ddos or something.

>>532396690
cute!

>>532394512
Hrm, wonder if the age of the person was part of the stimuli.

>>532395667
I'm not ugly and I'm not a manlet. I only had sex with hookers

>>532397864
happened after the maintanence way earlier so it's probably tied to that somehow

how to make good sprint king halo

20k apologems NOW

>>532397764
Mayano is being slammed in the backrooms right now, once she has been thoroughly bred we'll work on the servers

Oguri spilled spaghetti sauce all over the server racks, again...

With all these server issues i hope you all set passwords for your account in case anything crazy happens

>>532397964
I just copy whatever the top 5 guys in pvp are doing

Is there any reason not to just send a high failure rate training just before the last race?

>>532394596
>>532395319
>>532395416
Friendly reminder that Wind In Her Hair was pregnant when she won her G1 race

We should be compensated by being given a free Uma 10-pull

>>532398058
awh shit, how do i do that?

>>532396810
>Where can i watch streams of horse races?
Sky sports so a britbong race, think you need to pay for whatever service they have

>>532398056
she should stop eating and browsing reddit at the same time

>>532398058
My account is a brick.

>>532397764
This shit is frustrating. Every action you take and it's
>Connecting
>Connecting
>Connecting
If I ever quit the game it'll be because of this, even when the connection was better earlier it still always has this stupid delay.

I finished two careers this morning with barely any connection issues, weird how most people are apparently fucked

>>532398152
Data Link, dude. it also gives you like 1k gems or something. why did you not do it yet?

>>532397864
Maintenance staff let Bourbon into the server room

>>532393964
>>532394512
>

>>532398193
Oguri doesnt even know how to use a smartphone, let alone the internet.

>>532398152
Data link

>>532398187
and if i want Japanese horse races or they stream everything?

>>532398096
-10 on all stats + mood down
>>532398103
Why are they racing a pregnant horse???

can you pass on an inherited ultimate skill as white spark?

>>532393975
meanwhile I fail fucking 1% and 2%

>A connection error occured.
LET ME IN YOU FUCKS

>>532398342
legit go ask in the jp uma thread, they know this stuff much better

>>532398096
You could get the big failure and immediately drop down to bad mood, while losing a bunch of stats which might lose you the finale

Nice, it's totally fucked.

>>532398231
>>532398335
>why did you not do it yet?
Laziness.

>>532398374
>Why are they racing a pregnant horse???
when your filly is born with a G1 win under her belt the price you get is way higher

>>532398134
we should be getting 3k carats sooner or later

>>532395883
I want a nursing handjob from Creek

Where do I check how many fans I have?

>>532398257
real people aren't drawings thoughever

>>532398257
go back to crystal cafe you ugly fat hag

>>532398187
>bong hors
Nah we should have a group watch of the Arima Kinen when the time comes

Dude this run was going perfect and then she fucking ate so much i hate her
I hate her

>>532398576
>>532398571
>get proven wrong
>seethe
Every single time.

>>532398547
I know it might be hard to hear but a nursing handjob requires the woman to be pretty tall. Your actions are Goldship or bust.

>>532398096
if you're feeling lucky

>>532398374
>Why are they racing a pregnant horse???
Because they got two horse powers instead of just one!

>>532398542
We value your input.
Thank you for your continued support.

>waste all my alarm clocks struggle with gold ship and other long and medium runners
>try out bakushin
>only race I didn’t get first place in was that one that only needed a participation trophy

Are all sprinters this brain dead or is it just bakushin? Also, is the first step in making a good legacy horse just spamming bakushin stories until I get a 3 star in speed?

>>532398257
>ermmm if you dont get hard watching child rape youre uhhhh le hag enjoyer

Bros if I wanna get other people into the una animes, do you think it’s better to just show them cingrey first instead of s1 or is it better to leave it for last instead?

>>532393518
GOD I wanna

>>532398258
Is that a reference to that Nicolas Cage movie? The ones were all the dads/moms want to kill their sons?

>>532395263
No onsen ticket? No breeding. Simple as.

>child slides
>adult slides
>child consenting tapes
>child rape tapes
>child assault tapes
>adult consenting
Who the fuck made this study and why the fuck were they so keen on showing awful stuff to random men??? What the fuck.

>>532398778
S1 is a very competent SoL anime but CinGrey is more for people who are afraid of being caught watching anime.

>>532398701
I'm just going by the JP rewards we've already been getting so far, feel free to be a doomfaggot though

>>532398257
>child slides
>adult slides
>child consenting tapes
>child rape tapes
>child assault tapes
>adult consenting
Who the fuck made this study and why the fuck were they so keen on showing awful stuff to random men??? What the fuck.

mayano is not a child. childern do not look like this

I need her. She has the cutest voice.

what the hell is happening in this thread

>>532393624
She called me dad on the hot spring event that kinda make me go limp

>>532398778
if they're normalfags or ironic cartoon watchers who hate cartoons but only watch because its popular cinderella gray because they're faggots
S1 otherwise

>reach 1200 stam with McQueen for the first time
>lose the semis
>2* speed
I'm gonna kill myself.

I regret skipping Hayahide Biwa.

Merry Christmas!

>>532399042
The usual.

Nishino Flowers can overpower you and rape you

>>532399032
what ethics board was like "yeah show child rape to random guys sure"

>>532399145
why do so many horses do that head bobbing motion?

>>532398576
I just wanted to show that your stupid chart is wrong. I don't really care about your retarded "arguments".

Symboli Rudolf SUCKS

>>532397746
I googled it and saw the 60 day ban, his name, and where it occured and it all made sense. It's a frognigger nepo-baby at a race in France and the guy he shoved is a Mick based in Bongland.
They didn't even start the ban immediately, so he could still race in the prix de la'honhonhon triumphe. They set the two months in the time of the year where they do fuck-all.

>Soumillon's indiscretion follows a similar incident in Ecuador recently, where jockey Joffre Mora was reportedly banned for life after pushing a fellow rider off his horse in the Ecuador Derby.
Even the fucking Ecuadorians in the (???) continent have stricter rules around this.

Frogs were essentially traumatized after the judgement of Paris, so they rig any international contests and refuse to ever do blind judgements anymore. I watched some breadmaking competition on Jap TV where some Japanese chefs travelled there for a contest and of course, the French team won and they didn't even pretend to do blind-tastings or that they were impartial.
That's also why they had the heavyweight Somali import going against the lightest fucking Jap in the Olympics Judo match via their slot-machine-tier fake randomization decided the weight matchups.

>>532399145
we're just horsing around

>>532399175
CIA Research HQ

3k carat gift in 4 hours.

Opera SUCKS

>>532398257
So much seething in one picture

>>532399075
>reach 1200 stam
why though? i usually leave any stat at 1100~, atp i believe its more beneficial to get other stats, no?

>>532398257
I like how the opening of this is just wrong and misses the point
>get 80 random men
>20 straight up admit to getting off to kids
>the other 60 said they didn't
>look at data
>oops looks like they were inaccurate in their self reports!
the entire premise of self reporting anything is proven to be either irrelevant or negatively correlated to actual truth so many times across all of psychology and this is just another of those papers

>>532399309
Me

>>532396525
Works on my machine

No gibs?

>>532398257
>this graph shows how erect men got to the stimuli when told to not get erect
oh so the entire thing is bullshit and people are even more attracted by young girls than the graph shows

>>532398820
yea lmao

My second hot springs was a good one

>>532399309
*rapes you*

Is this easily the most popular game of all time?

How well does she do vs Oguri?

>>532396607
If you're not cheating, you're not trying. And doesn't your horse deserve your best efforts, anon?

>>532399276
I fucking hate the french so much. They deserve everything bad that's happening there, also fuck Lancelot

>>532398665
>get proven wrong
>when the age of consent was 7 in delaware at some point
retard. you can't prove basic biology wrong

>>532399249
No idea, maybe hors thinks its funny. That one is one of Gold Ship's children.
>>532399294
Very true

>>532399392
It says self report AND PHYSIOLOGICAL, they EXHIBITED PENILE AROUSAL
Why can't americans interpret a text in their own fucking language?

>>532399062
she does WHAT???

>>532398257
This image literally says being attracted to underage girls isn't weird. Did you read your own image?

>>532396016
she stole my hot springs virginity...

you can tell this thread has a lot of newfriends because people are going "what the FUCK has happened to the thread" to stuff which is basically just banter compared to how bad a thread actually being shit up is

>>532399294
>horses don’t exist in umaverse
What would they say instead?

>>532399645
Thats hardly a measure of anything, dicks literally get hard to the air, its not a good signifier for shit

>>532399035
I'm not sure what's possessing some people to go "I want to rape children" instead of "my wife mayano is cute why are you comparing her to kids irl"

Are they using the servers to mine bitcoin?

>>532399521
Looking at their carriers McQueen looks more busted despite racing far less so her.

Y'all can keep the little boys I'm only attracted to women.

>>532399645
Yeah, they took in self reported data for how many guys get hard to that stuff, then took in actual observation data and realised wow, more guys get hard to it than claim to!

>>532399789
say it nattie

>>532398257
For me, it's Nishino Flower.

>>532398725
>real careers too hard
>turn to being a speednigger
many such cases. sad!

>>532399936
Next year can't come quick enough...

>>532399789
What I find weirder is the fact that so many people have never seen a thread getting actually shat up/raided.

>do maintenance
>things get worse
classic nipponese code folded 1000 times

anyone have that video of a horse lying down on a mattress and pulling a blanket over itself to sleep?

>>532399789
i mean, i'm a newfag but this and the past few threads have been pretty tame for /vg/ standards

>>532399789
I want to rape Nice Nature

>>532400082
Shut up nigga
Why do you even care
Just stroke your shit more

What are the upcoming banners, and which ones are higher priority us F2Poors?

>>532400141
threads as of the past few days have been extremely tame, especially compared to how saturated with bait and nearly unusable they were like a week ago

>>532400065
yea they wouldn't survive 7 minutes in a shitposted hoyo thread during peak hours

>>532399789
Some generals on /vg/ have had inmates running the asylum for so long that you can barely tell what game the general is for anymore.

>>532399936
For me Marvelous!

>>532400197
Why do I care the game is broken to the point of being unplayable?
That's a hard one to guess.

Redpill me on Smart Falcon

How the fuck did I get 3 carrots?

>>532399908
Every time you fuck golshi there’s a random chance that she’ll do some shenanigans that will leave you crippled and in searing pain

>>532398725
There's a button that says stamina, when you press it you get more stamina. Your welcome.

>>532400082
hopefully they fix whatever the fuck they did quickly enough

Is the main use of friend points to buy more friend slots? Or do I save for anything else?

I basedpog whenever I see this pink horse though

>>532400210
Please don't post pics of yourself with your husband.

>>532400310
You are literally homosexual

>>532400367
Lol what does this even mean?

>>532400336
She's not very smart

>>532399039
Post example? I love cute voices.

>lolicon general
At least none of you would fuck a boy

>>532399549
He wasn't even in the original story, he was created by the french

>>532400336
she's the biggest cuckquean in the game next to Seiun Sky

>>532399881
I meant the real horses anon

>>532400468
If he looks like a cute girl I certainly would

>>532400210
me on the right

>>532400425
they're 1:1 value on SP if you buy SP, so you better not bitch about lacking SP if you're spending friend points on anything else.

>>532398257
Wait, if the original chart is from a completely unrelated study then what is its source? I'm only getting russian/polish websites when reverse searching it.

>40 away from spark because I misused a bunch getting the alt taio.
>8 SSRs
>None of them are either event SSRs
I forgot what this was like when I quit GBF.

>>532400367
I will roll the dice.

Why the fuck is game working so slow?
Where are my apology carats?

>>532400439
Yes.

>>532400437
I have an onlyfans you can sub to

>>532400468
The cute boy umalovers will all come out when their banners are active though

>>532400338
Team Trials and Career races can give you a few carats.

>>532400468
I would fuck my husband seiun sky

>>532400338
random team trials gift box

>>532400338
I got 3 carrots from random boxes in Team Trials

>>532400571
>rolling without spark
retard, it's a death sentence in every gacha

>>532400468
What's with her hobo drip

what the FUCK is king halo's career desu

i like when she shouted "Ike, Turbo!" during the screen hijack race because we see her actually break character for once by raising her voice unlike her usual monotone self and is probably the only time an uma cheered for another uma in the same race
its a pretty underrated moment imo

Connecting. Connecting. Connecting.

>>532399979
wife

>>532400436
These two need their own show or a podcast.

>>532400640
>>532400659
>>532400667
Oh, I got those but I swore they were all just 5. This is going to annoy me until the end of time.

>>532400684
she's a N*rita

>>532400389
>Stamina
If you up a bit on the image, you'll notice that the guy is using Sakura O Bakushin!

WHERE ARE THE APOLOGEMS CYGAMES

>>532400590
small japanese mobile game company plz undastand onegai

>>532399032
it was Tachyon

>>532400468
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE BETWEEN CURREN AND FALCON..........

>>532400819
That's not the body of a sprinter...

>>532400367
You don't fuck golshi, golshi fucks you with a strapon
It's canon, there is literally no other sexual interaction "she" will allow

>>532400751
The gibs will only return after kita banner ends they want you smelling that fomo and swiping for it

>>532400592
How big are her breasts again?

>>532400725
I've seen 3, 5, and 10 from those boxes.

>>532400835
all i can see from that video is how evil and fake women are

>>532400492
That's why I hate him and the french, also fuck his gary stu son Galahad

>>532400751
I got your apologems right here, huehuehuehue

>>532400835
Damn I'd fuck her

>>532394132
Now go watch the real thing once you're done with the anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3_GIm44-Vs

Cygames had so little faith in Uma Musume doing well in the west that they rented out the shittiest free tier servers they could find on AWS

>>532400367
100% of the time your cum will get in her eye so it evens out

>stats dont care about the connection issues

How Long Does It Take to Reroll for MLB (3LB/4 Copies) Kitasan Black?

The Math:
Each reroll: 13,500 carats = 90 pulls
Kitasan Black rate: 0.5% per pull
You need 4 copies (MLB/3LB) in one reroll
Probability per reroll: ~0.4% (1 in 250)
(Chance to get 4+ copies in 90 pulls)
Expected Number of Rerolls:
On average: ~250 rerolls needed for a 50/50 shot at MLB
---

Time Estimate Based on Reroll Speed
Minutes per reroll Hours for 250 rerolls
3 min ~12.5 hours
4 min ~16.7 hours
5 min ~20.8 hours

So, if you reroll fast (3–5 minutes per run), expect about 13–21 hours of grinding on average to see one MLB Kitasan Black account.
---

Important Points
This is average math! You might get lucky much earlier, or take longer—RNG is always a factor.
Most players never get MLB Kitasan in a single reroll session
The odds for 3 copies (2LB, spark later for MLB) are much better—about 1 in 38 rerolls.
---

Summary Table
Goal Average Rerolls Time (3–5 min each)
4 copies (MLB/3LB) 250 13–21 hours
3 copies (2LB) 38 2–3 hours
2 copies (1LB) 10 0.5–1 hour

>>532400751
No more gems til after kitasan
, Chinese reroller farms are cutting into cygay profits and they dont want to make those MLB Kitasan accounts any easier to get.

is there any uma voiced by tomita miyu? I need to know if I should start saving up

>>532400905
you wouldn't get it.......

>>532400568
You mean star pieces? That's the best use?

The slow connection means my Rice is doing this pose after every support event and just waiting. I can almost see the "..." above her head as she waits for something to happen.

Which UMA has Long track at the end of URA?

>>532401029
SP meaning Support Points. The things you upgrade Support Cards with.

>>532399908
She will kill you for funsies anon.

>>532400861
>Strapon
>Implying golshi doesn't have a fully natural, biological throbbing horse cock that she excitedly inserts into Trainer-sans pulsating musky asshole every night

>>532401000
would be fucking hilarious if once her banner ends we get like 6k jims dumped on us

>>532401071
any, just do optional long races

>>532401071
>he missed out on the pasa's trophy
holy brick

>>532401080
oh right thanks, well, that would matter if I had dupe cards, but at best I have a couple SRs at LB2

Holy shit this fucking lag keeps getting worse.

>>532400715
Haha imagine if you opened it up and it was a double-line pregnancy test and she demands you take responsibility

>>532401071
URA finale track depends on how many races you did of that type. So run an Uma like Golshi and do as many Long optional races as you can.

>>532400338
some races in career randomly give carats but it's really rare.

>>532401071
It's based on which race you do the most during the career.
Long is a bit of a pain since there's not that many long races.

I hope Opera doesn't rape me today

>>532401071
URA is the distance that you ran the most in career. Just use GolShi to get it.

>>532395738
must be sad being a female human, if any uma get interested in you boyfriend / husband what can you even do against the horse pussy?

Oguri "Beast" Cap

>>532400684
>>532400905
she's just too edgy... and cool... and...ugh you wouldn't get it

>>532400525
How does an uma get cucked from their trainer?

>>532401071
none, you have to force it by running optional long races. I did it with top cunn

>>532400367
I think I'll be fine.

>>532401071
Gold Ship needs 2 optional long races (assuming no optional mediums) to guarantee Long finals

>>532400969
I do wonder how they'll deal with us shitting up the Fandom. American tastes are a bit different. If everyone here falls in love with fucking Taiki Shuttle and Mayano Top Gun, a bunch of Teio and Special Week plushies are going in a landfill.

Goldship deserves her universal love though

Uma Musume Thurman

>>532401302
it's the other way around, you cuck her with Light Hello

>>532401318
she's taller than half of this thread and 99% of all seamonkeys in the world

1 kitasan in 244 rolls. I'll just throw away the 150 hours I've spent already, just gonna feel bad, goodbye

Oguri "Peak" Cap

>>532393863
no only the standard starting team because I haven't rolled uma or used free tickets.

>>532400751
Enjoy your 50 carats.

>>532400679
I know but I wanted the teio Alt. Oh well enough whales on my list have it that I don't need it for now and if my luck is anything to go by I'll just get it when going for something else.

>>532401336
>Teio and Special Week plushies are going in a landfill
I can save them.

>>532401318
I think you forgot that they have superhuman horse strength

>>532401336
teio seems pretty well-liked, spe-chan seems pretty unpopular for a mascot though

>>532401409
I got 1 in 400 bro.

I know this probably has been discussed to death but what is exactly the rest of spica doing on season 3? Do they still race? Shouldn't they have more members other than kitasan? Is it something I shouldn't think about? What about Teio and Mcqueen's injuries?

>>532401409
Sorry brother see you for Curren release in 5 days

Post your honse team! Let everyone see and judge your proficiency as toraina-san.

Why are so many western Gold Ship fans giantessfags and gay futafags? Why Gold Ship in particular?

>>532401409
Just borrow a Kitasan dumbo

>>532401489
>teio seems pretty well-liked
Yeah, by me.

>>532401530
Tall women attract degenerates and homosexuals

>>532401484
a 170cm tall "super""""human"""" is weaker than an 180 anorexic neet

>Global is a massive success with normalfags, what should we do to keep them interested?
>0.5 banner
>accelerate everything but carat gain
>sell the servers
>SELL THE FUCKING SERVERS

>>532401508
They all have season ending pregnancies (with me).

>>532401613
she punches coconuts open

>>532397564
>holy shit hope his spine is fine
At the end of the clip (that I cut due to sound) you could see him get in an ambulance, seemingly able to walk.

>pre-debut
>feel like i haven't been gambling my chances as much recently and might be why i can't hit A-rank
>20% chance for two bonds on stamina training
>fail

>>532401508
They got demoted to G3 dirt races

>>532401598
She's not even tall

>>532401530
You are literally heterosexual

>>532401508
Anon, they essentially answer this with how Golshi realizes she's past her peak, so she retires from the Twinkle Series and goes to the Dream Trophy series instead (Uma retirement home races)
They just aren't relevant to Kitasan crying over spilt milk every episode.

>>532400751
they forgot to feed oguri this morning..

So, I got a question.
If I have a trainee who has two good 'strategies' (both A rank), is there any reason to not just pick whichever one I have (or will get) the best skills for?
Is it better to switch if like two horses are being late surgers but like ten of them are pace chasers so that my person doesn't get crowded by ten assholes?

>>532401154
>>532401227
>>532401235
>>532401320
>>532401248
Oh, must've missed that in the guide. Thanks!

>>532401169
Let's see how far I can get with the bricked account then!

>>532401639
I'm unironically buying into the conspiracy that they aren't doing gibs during the kitasan banner to discourage rerollers, imagine if we get all the carats within a few days of it ending

>>532401508
They are training for Dream Trophy(farm).

>>532401489
Oguri should be mascot, I still like Spe tho

>>532401530
1. Golshi is tall
2. Tall futas are hot
3. Golshi is tall, handsome and quirky

>>532400731
I like all my sprinters with a little bit extra Stam. Shame about the power on this one tho.

>>532401664
feats done by anyone of proper height, a manlet wouldnt understand

>Connecting
>Connecting
>Connecting
Fuck this shit I'm going back to Fortnite

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY SKINNER BOX GACHA BRAIN CANT HANDLE A 2 SECOND DELAY ON EVERY SCREEN

>>532401639
kek

>>532397661
It's the truth tho?

King Halo's campaign is so fucking ass. I played through it again because I needed a better version of her for pvp and because since she can sprint I had might as well have her do the Fillies' Revue for the event reward. But she placed fucking 6th. Oh well, at least I got her to win the URA Finale this time.

>>532401120
The gays get turned on by the nastiest fucking sounding shit holy fuck lmao

>>532400861
The only trainers that this happens to are ones that don't run her as End Closer.

>>532401508
busy with their husbands (all me btw)

>>532401530
she has manface in the anime desu

when can I roll for that one goth slut with the fishnets

WHY IS EVERYTHING SO SLOWWWWWWW

>>532401748
>2. Tall futas are hot
not beating the homosexual pipeline allegations

>>532397117
Not fat but I'm 28 which by this general's standards puts me on the verge of retirement...

>log on
>donate shoes
>request shoes
>do team trials
>do daily races
>do a career
>collect everything
>don't have the desire to do another career


oh nyo... bwos... is the game becoming unfun for me?

>>532400536
Who did you think I was talking about?

How much longer until my daughterwife gets her bride alt?

>>532401071
I did mine with Rudolf.

uma for this feel?

Do 1/2* units get an updated signature skill animation once they become 3*?

>>532401756
How the fuck do you get two 1k stats? Is this the power of whaling?

>suddenly get slacker right before summer camp
>uma misses out on 2 triple rainbows and 1 double for speed

>>532399173
That's hot

>>532402002
Yep. Maybe it's time to ask yourself what you want from the game.

>>532401238
*gangrapes you*

>>532401769
fitting reaction image, hopefully it gets fixed quickly enough

>>532402054
that revolver is empty

>>532401748
>>532401598
>Golshi is tall

She's 5'7"

STOP "Connecting..." AND SHOW ME THE RESULT OF MY 90% FAILURE TRAINING AAAAAAAAAA

>>532401748
Futas aren't hot, it's just hot when they fuck other girls.
But I want to fuck my marewives myself and can't have any stinking dickgirls getting in the way of that.

>>532402030
>baggy super chill clothes
>soccer mom cut
>one-piece(!)
peak sex

does anyone have that graph that rates each skill using the triangle, circle, double circle rating system? someone posted it here a few days ago.

>>532402024
why are we collecting their shoes

>>532400969
Wouldn't surprise me. How many of their gachas made it global and had this much success and didn't just get killed off.
>World floppers
>Dragalia...lost
And let's not forget what happened when they let crunchyroll have priconne

I'm tired of Ura
Give me Riko

>>532402030
Literally built for NTR (the genre not the horse)

>>532401829
2 second wait times to do anything is crazy obnoxious come on now

>>532402160
I tried to shoot myself after this and even the gun was empty

>>532402170
thats pretty fucking tall mmmkay?

>>532401829
It feels like shit

>>532402267
Illegal immigrants must be stealing the fiber optics at the HQ building.

The perfect number...

>>532402223
not a graph but
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7WzjgTuUKFbqidSaMGHWXVUpuY7Gat7D7ulnj_loTQ/mobilebasic

>>532402170
That's tall for asians and seamonkeys I guess

slap this baby?

Are the servers shitting themselves or is it just me?
This is after every fucking action

>>532402230
none of those three made it as big as uma has desu

>>532402030
Mindbreak
Drugs
Corruption
Mind control
amputation
NTR

>>532402375
La umatura...

>>532402170
women are pretty short 170+ is considered tall

>>532401530
Gold Ship is tall, handsome, and funny, the exact traits that gays and females (gay) like.

>>532402223
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview

i want tot ake a shit but with the servers this bad i wont make it

anyone with actual knowledge of futanari would know that the uma with the largest cock would not be Gold Ship but Suzuka

>>532402186
oh my science i love this picture

>>532402414
Narita Top Road?!?

>>532402359
Thanks anon. I can never remember which of the debuffs are the ass ones.

>>532401725
Debut year you want to use front runner so you can avoid the RNG as you have enough stats to power through everything. After that, you can settle one of your highest ranked styles. What I usually do is wait till towards the final year to settle on a style or distance for my uma depending on what skills I get. There's nothing worse than picking a late skill early but then being flooded with good pace skills and no late skills. Try to focus on the good universal skills until after the second inspiration, because you might inherit some nice skills. On that point, if you want an uma's green skill, wait for second inherit because you could be missing out on discounts (via inspirations).

>>532402327
y she like this

>>532402375
IT'S AWWWWRIGHT

>>532401530
I like her because she drags you on adventures. Futafags would just put a cock on any woman, they don't give a fuck about the character. When Donna comes out, they'll do it to her too, just watch.

There better be 500 apologems in my inbox by tomorrow morning when I wake up.

Best Uma anime? I want to try watching one.