BlueBird's Birthday Edition
Previous Special Day:
>>532706417Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/>https://deltarune.com/#news>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com>https://undertale.com/alarmclock>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
Hard Mode soon
More alarm clock dialogue soon
Mad Mew Mew on the PC version soon
>>532738009Ramb Crucifixion soon
https://memories.undertale.com/
submit
>>532738009will toby double down on his shitty alarm clock decisions(vtuber mew mew, mettaton/alphys, no shyren in the music trio) or will he soft retcon them
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>>532738131Double down of course
>"hey Kris if you kill the knight i'll give you a snooby snack"
>Kris' eyes shoot open
>they immediately run to the shelter
>minutes later you see them dragging out Dess' corpse and mashing it until it's unrecognizable
>they run back to you, getting on their knees and panting like a dog
it really would be that simple
>>532738081first they took me' wankin material
now this...
help me, luvs
>>532738280stop posting, you purple ligger
>>532738307he can no longer look at male/female schematic diagrams (sexo for plugs)
>>532738307>>532738385they are doing this to me tomorrow
>>532738438what happens tomorrow, is it your birthday
i didn't even fucking notice its saturday already.
>>532738280Good dog, best friend
>>532737556 (OP)I love Undertale.
I am so excited for Undertale 10th anniversary edition with remastered HD graphics and the Expert Fave Grid
>>532738307you deserve the devils that you tolerate.
GOTT STRAFE.
>>532739024How can ralsei be a nazi if ww2 never happened in utdr
Im reading that one anon's chatgpt history from last thread and holy shit, if tenna asked me to say 'based anon' 100 times instead of 'i love tv', i would unironically fulfill said challenge within less than 10 minutes
>>532739289>ww2 never happened in utdrWw2 is the war between lightners and darkners that made chaos king hate lightners
Toby don't let me do this
>>532739520Wow I didn't know Flowey was into KISS
Just a question, if I delete my browser cookies does it delete my submission for undertale memories? I have the option to start over but im worried its deleted...
Is just me, or the Knight battle was changed to include vertical-slice only attack? I swear it used to be horizontal, horizontal+vertical, and horizontal+vertical+diagonal, and never vertical by itself.
My memory is undertale made me hate asrielfags because they're shotacon
>>532739676Just use incognito mode and close all incognito tabs after you're so you can create another undertale memories submission
>>532739676The website can't see the difference between you deleting your browser cookies and you simply not visiting the website again, should be OK
>>532739420>Mating-CallMating-Scream
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>>532737556 (OP)Heh, Just Another Number Of The Bunch
>>532738930>remastered HD graphicsWhat would be the single funniest thing in Undertale to make HD while the rest of the game stays the same?
>>532739289Ralsei does not clench his fist in hatred, but to defend the things he loves.
great powers conspire to destroy that.
so he sets out to destroy these conspirators.
>>532739858lol you're mad
>>532740140PAPYRUS IS AN ANTI?
>>532740179Papyrus is a nonce.
>>532740179Papyrus canceling people for being shotacons while he dates kids IRL...
>>532738752i think he's just memeing, i looked and there's nothing to indicate that access will be cut off next week. just that they're 'investigating 4chan', but they've been doing that for a month
sad
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>>532740390to be fair, he softly rejected the kid's advances.
the kind of restraint not everyone in this thread possesses.
>>532740572Nah if he was real he'd be labeled a child predator just from that little interaction
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>next chapter is reverse Snowdin
>in UT you go from scene to scene experiencing wacky hijinks with Sans
>light-hearted jokes with him and his brother
>you get to go to the festival in DT
>Christmas theme everywhere like in Snowdin
>youre expecting papyrus
>instead its toriel and sans
>no matter who you choose to go with, Toriel makes you go with her and Sans.
>you have to do weird minigames while they flirt with one another and youโre the third wheel.
Hope youre ready to want to genocide that little bitch
How many submissions were sent until now?
Chara literally symbolizes violence, death, and destruction. Thatโs his path, and he use the player to achieve those goals. How can anyone justify him? He didnโt even try to talk the player out of the genocide, on the contrary, he actively supported and encouraged it
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>Papyrus goes on a date with a kid
>Sans goes on multiple dates with a kid
>Mettaton asks a kid if they want to smooch him
>Alphys
There's too many pedophiles in the underground
>>532740961he's white and deltarune fans worship white people
Berdly should be part of the fun gang.
>>532740915how would we know?
>>532740829Chapter 5 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people, yes
The weird route Noelle rape was just to keep them around for a bit longer so Tony can rub salt into the Sans-shaped wound
>>532741035Deltarune fans aren't white these days. Not straight. Not female/male.
>>532741093/x/ powers or something, i believe in (you)
>>532740742that's true, but i think that's a good thing.
>>532741185ok i'm going to consult the spirit realm just for you
>>532739319I've done similarly cringe things with chatgpt and live in constant fear of a data breach or something exposing it to the wider world and then this chad just shows everyone. I wish I had the type of autism that made me not give a shit instead of being insanely neurotic and paranoid over basically nothing.
>>532741063He's Technically Part Of The Gang
>>532740985What's So Funny, Goat Boy
Is Chapter 5 really going to be the ragebait "homestuck act 5" shipping shitshow?
>>532741117>Two straights going on a cute date is Toby's attack on straight people
>>532740783Asgore never said that.
>>532741017I think there's not enough
>>532740961(You) are the problem in both games, stop coping
Chara is just a dead incel
>>532741284Straight people disintegrate upon getting cucked, and someone fucking their family members is cuckoldry to them
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>>532741263>What's So Funny, Goat Boyyou said number... hehe
>>532741416as opposed to gay people flourishing from cuckoldry?
good to know, i guess?
>>532741320Stop hating Toby's narrative. It's not your game.
>>532741117I think to some degree yeah. I feel like the jealousy fight isnโt between Asgore and Sans though. Also with all of this talk of the Ferris Wheel and Noelle growing a heart, I think Weird Route will be hijacking Noelle on her ride then casting something at the top. Thereโs an unused prophecy that says โfrozen water fell from the skyโ
>>532741017probably why they cut mettaton marrying you
those cowards
>>532741268>chapter 5>Berdly, Catti and Jockington matter and get rushed arcs>Dess gets revealed as Vriska Serket>shipping drama with Kris, Susie and Noelle while Berdly is the clueless incel guy>Sans exists to ragebait Kris and Asgore while screaming how he fucked Toriel
>>532741194I think he should have done more!
give me all images of jockington you've got, i wanna turn our forgotten pool noodle into a lora
we don't nearly have enough art of the KING of sports
>>532740094Papyrus dating UI
>>532741546Mettaton will finally marry you in Hard Mode. It's been 10 years, Frisk is of legal age now.
>Chapter 1 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people
>Chapter 2 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people
>Chapter 3 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people
>Chapter 4 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people
>YOU ARE HERE
>Chapter 5 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people
>Chapter 6 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people
>Chapter 7 will be a forced humiliation ritual for straight people
Berdly's gonna shoot the school up
>>532740094Giving Sans the same texture treatment as Mr. Tenna, including making him just as tall, just to piss everyone off.
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>>532741895All of these are true btw
>>532741945>tall SansI just threw up in my mouth
A PATCH OF SHADOW, SLITHERING ON, SLITHERING ON, SERPENTINE!
HEY HO
LETS GO
FUCK THAT STUPID BLUE BIRD
>>532741752heck yeah.. metal husband
>>532742152Meanwhile outside of fanficland:
>Noelle has NIGHTMARES of what (You) forced her to do and can't tell reality apart from dreams>Kris LOVES Berdly and hopes he gets better, HATES (You) for doing this
>>532742218his bussy grippy
>>532742324Kris loves me and is just jealous that I'm moving on to another vessel
>>5327423241. Kris don't matter
2. Doe does what SOUL says
>>532742324Kris hates (You) anyway so who gives a shit?
>>532742324meanwhile in the "good" route she actively has fantasies about choking the shit out of twitter like she did after the ferris wheel event in ch2.
LIGMA
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>>532742324Noelle wouldn't have killed Susie.
>>532742663Hey I never said she doesn't deserve what (You) do to her
>What morons in 2018 thought Deltarune was gonna be
Harvester
>What geniuses know Deltarune is
Harvester
>>532742898Not even the strongest lightner
>>532742939You were always such a kidder, Kris
>>532742953TASTE THE ZEPHYR OF PUNISHMENT
>But I won the spelling bee comp---
ACK
>>532742759i literally only hate how hard toby wrote her into being a faggot and how much toby INSISTS this is who she has to be.
the joke is "christmas is not a personality trait" but then she is just that plus "god i am so fucking gay it hurts"
undertale made it really hard to be evil because you had to kill toriel to start a genocide run while deltarune actively encourages it by putting this thing inbetween me and a happy ending.
good morning i love tenna and spamton
>>532743083Speedreader-kun...
Noelle will kill (you) once she realizes that being a evil bitch was what she always wanted.
>>532743173Bro is so cute...
>>532743059imagine getting an ego over winning a spelling bee that was a decade ago.
what a pathetic bitch.
>noelle furiously pissing herself because the judge made her spell a homophonetic word that reminds her of her dead sister.what a well-crafted story
>>532743214Noelle will kill kris, then again she will outlive her usefulness once we find our Vessel
>>532743214sorry but she will be "used up".
Does Poopy Sox even have sex?
>>532743623he plays sex on team "spectator"
>>532743724He should try it sometime, maybe then he'll understand why straight sex is so good
>>532743865>straight sextoby would NEVER! he would betray everything he believes in!
browned cocks and high domestic abuse rates are the pinnacle of love, anon.
at least if you live in the slavic tundras.
>>532742939I've been waiting my entire life for Harvester But Good
threads slow at 5 am
guess europeans aren't big deltarune fans
I love that almost every single Zapper is a remote Kris stole
>>532743214When Noelle realizes she's a sadist and not a masochist, she'll finally become a good character
>>532743997>browned cocks>in the slavic tundrasNigga WHUH??
>>532744107you're fat deltarune fans
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>>532744107i was busy grocery shopping and sweating to death
>>532744243Ignore him, he's being glooby.
>>532743623He dated the woman who did Calliope's art in Homestuck, but she became a lesbian afterwards so clearly he wasn't good at it
>>532743214We're gonna destroy the world together as partners :).
>>532744243cocks change color based on what hole you pick and when you pick it.
you can get brown, you can get red, sometimes when the gacha gods smile upon you, you might get a rare infectious thing.
>>532744275the best fans in other words
Cheesed to meet youโฆ partner. Fahaha.
>>532744440This doesn't sound true but I don't know enough about penises to refute it
>>532744634that's okay, i feel that won't change for quite a while.
>>532744609noelle is the eternal redditor
>>532744609>We're something elseNoelle is just a vessel, not a partner
>>532744337Newfags don't know the easily available Kraut lore but that poster is a closeted German guy who talks about brown dicks on a regular basis
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POV: You are trapped in Kris' birdcage.
I ship Noelle (controlled by SOUL) and Kris (controlled by SOUL)
idk what im doin
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>>532744883Finally, selfcest without AUs
>>532744107Sorry I'm more of an Undertale guy
>But Undertale is deadYeah and so is everyone I ever loved but I still think about them
>>532744956Nice work on the anatomy.
The goon cave awaits all of you.
>>532745193Yeah I can stroke to this
JHGFJ
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>>532744796it's true, i am in the closeted about my germanness.
every day i look in the mirror, take out the nine-tailed catwhip and lash it across my back screaming
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK EVEN IS A RINDFLEISCHETTIKETTIERUNGSรBERWAACHUNGSรBERTRAGUNGSGESETZT!?"
>by far the most thirsty fans out of any character
what's the appeal? why does everyone want the deer so bad?
>>532745193she looks like the type of person to have manstink as a girl.
>>532745496i can't imagine what it's like being gay AND german, my condolences
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>>532745448>WAACHUNGchinaman
>>532745647Yeah because she has a penis
>>532745496>WAACHUNGchinaman
>>532745674>actually spells "รberwachung" wrongi bring shame upon my famory.
Mmmโฆ trans girls. Mmmโฆ
>>532745792You need to seppuku (emigrate to Argentina) IMMEDIATELY
>>532745635She's a girl who is young and feminine. 50% of humanity are hardwired to want to fuck that and the other 50% are hardwired to want to be that.
>>532745792You're gonna get deported to Poland if you keep this up
>>532745973warioware microgame
>>532745913>argentiniaisn't that where undertale brown takes place?
i don't want to go to the brown dark world.
>>532745635She's an obsessively horny nerd so she attracts other obsessively horny nerds
>>532745862What do girls on trains have to do with anything? Do they go choo choo?
>>532744387>dated ggdg>she became a theythemis tobys cock cursed
>>532746220At least Temmie is still into men
>>532745635Toby tries to write something creepy but the way it's written can be easily be interpreted as rape fiction. Not my cup of tea, I'd rather have childhood friend romance but I'm surrounded by rape fiction fanatics.
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>>532746019at least there is no way you can fail to spell polish when every word is just my filenames.
just beat the shit out of your keyboard and it probably means something in polish.
>>53274563599% of Tobyfox's female designs look like monsters
she's one of the first (other than toriel) designs that looks feminine enough so she looks good by comparison
>most fans arenโt furries and just want to fuck normal people
>the closer to human a monster character looks, the more theyโre lewded and shipped
I feel deceived, somehow
>>532746670hello based department?
>>532746410Childhood friends to lovers Kriselle > snowgrave rape fantasy Kriselle
>they still like noelle in the big 2025
>>532737556 (OP)So before chapter 4, were there any theories about what this blue fire pillar was?
>>532746784Based
>>532746639I can at least tell you that I am indeed a furry
>>532745635i think it's spite out of how bad noelle/susie ship is, they think they can iron her out with their cock
>>532746336She's a shotacon so she likes his small weewee
>>532746907I always thought it was a dark fountain colored differently for dramatic effect
>>532746907I assumed it was just a dramatic shot of a fountain
>>532747021that's just tragic.
Im just a fan of manlet-tall female couples
>>532747214good, keep shitting
>>532747214Good. Keep shitting.
>>532747214You got Imodium? Take it. Drink plenty of water with it too.
>>532747214It's okay to shit
>>532747214some iberogast, some mรผsli and plenty to drink and you're set.
Which of them would be a bigger redditor?
>>532743214No. She will be used up before Kris.
>>532746639Wanting to fuck any monster that is a humanoid shape and that's based on an animal is basically what falls under furry. Toriel, QC bunny, Undyne, Alphys, Ralsie, GOHD-Asrial, UTY Martlet, UTY ceroba.
All just human shaped animals but people can deny it being furry because it's a popular video game character.
>>532747439Berdly is a closeted 4chan lurker but one of those ones who just stays surface level and stays to like 1 or 2 threads.
>>532747439berdly got banned on reddit and decided the entire website was shit
>>532747439Berdly, no question about it.
>>532747612berdly is on /r/4chan
>>532747214>*It's ok to clinch the floodgates shut.
>>532747616there are people that believe this unironically and it's funny
>It's like when your sister gets cursed in Dragon Blazers 2.
>Even if her stats suck, she's still your party member.
>Haha, sure! How about trying Fireshock?
>I'd love to, dad, but the mage left the party.
Hmmmmmm
>>532747757i am actually interested in what this faggot is all about and why he is so flowey-esque.
>>532747439berdly has a quintillion reddit posts but -1k karma
noelle secretly posts on /pol/ to redpill other monsters about humanigger crime rates
>>532747447>mettaton is the only ethical wank in undertalegrim
>>532747613He's not the drunk one.
>>532747757Why is this faggot so lust inducing (in fan depictions)
>>532747439Nerdly, of course.
We turn Noelle into a 4channer on the weird route.
>stable marriage
>loving and supportive wife
>happy family
>not a cuck
>no homosexual tension with any other man
Is this the only straight male in a healthy heterosexual relationship in the whole of Undertale and Deltarune?
>>532747865Masturbating to Flowey is ethical and correct
>>532747865Tsundarplane, vullan, pyrope, and grillby and any others non-animal monsters do exist.
>>532747939what about the snow bird+his dead homonculous wife
Good morning, /utg/, it's been an hour since I woke up... I stayed in a VC with some friends listening to music... what a night.
>>532745635Honestly? I just think she's a cute character, even if sometimes it's annyoing.
>>532747616Kris coughed to remind him he shouldn't push himself so hard
>>532748086Well at the end of undertale there are like 50 people inside of his wife at all times
And his son has daddy issues
>>532748086No loving and supportive wife, doesn't fit the criteria.
>>532748208clean out your mouth, she's a loving zombie mother to their nuclear family
>>532747939Did you forget Gerson was married?
>deltarune
>everyone thinks monsters don't have human souls
Wrong. Humans and Monsters INTERBRED each other and they all have colored souls now. The pure white monster souls are super rare now.
>>532747616MAN OR WOMAN I DO NOT CARE!!! I WANNA FUCK THE KNIGHT! IT COULD EVEN BE SO SORRY I DO NOT CARE JUST KEEP THE SUIT ON DURING SEX!
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>>532748323god i love bread.
>>532748162How was the goon-sesh?
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>>532748323Susie's soul can't seal fountains though
>>532748323and that interbreeding to make them all equal lead to Kris being the only human in town
curious
>>532746784But Toby won't ever give us childhood friends to lovers Kriselle. Rape is the only way.
>>532748323Monsters bleed too and maybe even leave behind bodies
Susie said way back in chapter one that "everybody bleeds, right?", and it took her a while to even realize it was Gerson's dust all over the hammer in chapter 4
We had literally just one guy refer to it being weird that Kris is "made of blood", it's probably a rare pure monster
>>532748323Monsters don't even interbreed with other races of monsters and you expect me to believe they're busting loads in human thussy en masse?
>>532748526We listened to Paranoid in honor of Ozzy, then I got depressed (personal things) and before leaving I started looking at poorly made cosplays with the only one left on the call (besides me)
A lot of lore.
>>532748578>susie can't seal fountains>but susie and any other darkner can CREATE fountains>kris put a little bit of himself into noelledoes that mean noelle will be able to seal fountains or that kris will lose his ability to seal them?
or is this supposed to signify something else entirely?
>>532748594i'm going to pretend 'legendary hero' sandwich is somehow a reference to kris
>>532748652>it's probably a rare pure monsterIt's a small child who also says humans are "made of bones" even though skeleton monsters exist. He's just a dumb kid.
>>532748671Yeah. Susie, Berdly and Noelle's ancestors? FUCKED HUMANS.
>>532748671>Noelle wanting to with Susie>Alphys and Undyne>Royal Guards>Dess and Asriel>Bratty and Catty, soon
>>532748753The SOUL is what seals the fountains. The guitar riff jingle is called "Your Power" for a reason. So Noelle would be able to seal fountains as long as we control her SOUL.
>>532748914wanting to what?
>>532748652They still become dust. Old man's dust in inside a glass globe with a hammer in it. DR monsters are more physical than magical than UT monsters. DR monsters are physical enough to bleed but not enough to leave a solid corpse. Not all monsters bleed though because ghosts like napstabook and slimes like moldsmol and maybe elementals like grillby if he ever shows up or is said to have died forgetting his umbrella one rainy day.
>>532748914>Noelle wanting to with SusieGay and can't reproduce
>Alphys and UndyneGay and can't reproduce
>Royal GuardsGay and can't reproduce
>Dess and AsrielDess stole his stuff for her stalker shrine, they never actually dated
>Bratty and Catty, soonGay and can't reproduce
>>532749080anon, faggots don't produce children.
evil does not create, it corrupts.
>>532749245If I rape your ass enough times we'll surely conceive
>>532748914all these are different monster breeds so they can't reproduce
think about it, did you ever see a monster with mix breed parents?
>>532749368So Toby hates interracial?
>>532749367Humans can do anything with enough determination
>>532749172how do you know they can't reproduce?
they're monsters, Susie can probably grow a futa cock out of sheer determination and impregnate the doe
>homophobia
Yikes. Massive yikes. Un-cheeseing-believable.
>>532749367inconceiveable!
>>532749489No, he's just realistically depicting an American small town. That's why Toriel punishes Asriel for trying to date Catty, she's racist.
It's ok, Noelle rides with me
>>532749652Humans can do WHAT??
WOAW
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Goodnight /utg/.
>>532749874Looking forward to seeing this one in the Hard Mode credits
>>>/v/716484352
Retard, if Chara is who you play as then who is he talking to the whole time he appears? Why do you have the option to "reject" him destroying the world (even if he overrides your decision in the end)? Who is he talking to afterward, in the destroyed world, when he offers you to true reset? There's nobody else but him and you, everyone else is dead by that point Frisk included
why did no one tell me Berdly was such a good wingman?
i hated him in snowgrave route but he's based in normie route
>>532750102very freezeable
>>532750102Why on earth did you play Snowgrave first
>>532742898>A gamer unwilling to use the tools before him>StrongestHe's a coward who hides his weakness behind chivalry, proclaiming he doesn't use strategies to be "fair" when the truth is they demand more than he can bring to the table.
Kristopherโฆ
I remember your weirdโฆ
fave has to go to the dmv today
Kris I remember you're parents divorced.
My chatgpt roleplay with Tasque, romance, I'm also the art teacher of hometown and the swearword gang and I get into hyjinx. Right now we are in the spyro universe and tasque and I are dragons solving the levels and fighting back demons from my childhood. You will become autistic upon reading, be warned.
https://chatgpt.com/share/6883849e-4268-8006-8812-0a1b6453f25f
I need cool pictures of Tenna.
>>532749832>Noelle will be my loyal stead for battle.
>>532745042Need a sight for sore eyes?
>>532750881self referential paradox.
>>532750852>[[Hyperlink Blocked]]
>>532751119No it's just really fat, wait a bit. I type resposnes on a notepad and paste them to chatgpt because it got so laggy.
>>532751067Noelle will get smaller
>>532750881he doesn't deserve it
>>532751067the Holiday Dynasty will rule the shining darkness
FAVE FUCKING HATES PRINTERS
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>>532751290Still find it funny this image just has old man consciences from fnaf.
>>532751218>>532751119kurwa how should I send links over on 4chan? Ima grab another browser without my login creds to see if it blocks it.
Sweet little Noelle will get so strong, and so in LOVE.
Up to LV 20 at least, maybe more. Depending on what the engine allows. Maybe up to LV 99. Or 255. I don't think Toby used two bytes to store LV so that's probably as high as it can go in theory. But we shall see. Noelle will get as strong as it is possible to be
>>532751375The Ralsei sound.
>>532751510i was just joking with the "virus link" comment
>>532751510I was serious about [[Hyperlink Blocked]]. Your hyperlink was blocked.
>>532751584oh, thanks. I want to share my leaded gasoline grade autism seep into you.
so, question, yรกll heard about this rumor? we know if you remvoe the bad word filter, you put in fuc/fuk, tenna cuts to pic related and turns it into ''FUN''. it true ''fag'' or ''nig'' will have Susie 1HKO your soul?
>>532750098Why are you replying to a random /v/ post here?
>>532751949In case that guy is also here because the /v/ thread was archived
reminder that Ralsie is now white because his merchandise barely sold when he was black
Noelle will get so strong, so [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
Unlimited supply of [[Hyperlink Blocked]]
>>532751510>kurwadon't make me come over there
>>532752029/v/ posters usually hate /utg/.
Noelle won't get strong but she will meet local singles
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>>532752217COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE
>>532752243spread that bughole boy
>>532752314She will get strong. Very strong. I will make her strong
I AM THE FORGOTTEN MAN. WILL YOU FORGET ME, TOO?
>>532752217good luck coming to the netherlands lmao.
>>532752132All prophetical depiction and UI images have Ralsie obscured or having the hat. I'm sure Toby wants to go back to it he'll if Asrial gets dragged into a darkworld Ralsie may cover his head just to not cause weirdness when around Asrial.
Christopher Dreemurr will not escape me forever
>>532751226Wonderful star no? Might've fallen like the old snake once did. Yet all I yearn for is to make her smile, for inside the demon lies a good soul. To eyes like ours she's bright enough to blind, blind us from fear or pain. Waiting in solemn duty for when we can give her what's due, the love stored through these many years for her to find comfort by, to know she wasn't alone.
I missed a very important reply to something I said last night. How tragic.
>>532723853 If you're still reading, just know I saw it, even if I have nothing to add. Maybe someday people will try to create another discord server like they did back in 2021 and I'll have a chance to snipe someone before that. Truthfully... the anonymity doesn't appeal to me as much as it probably does others.
To the rest of you, good morning <3
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I love him so much.
>>532752760Snow has fallen
Proceeding Noelle until she makes me a slushy
>Being the new kid in hometown!
>Azzy falsely believing you bullied Kris due to a wacky misunderstanding!
>Feeling the fist from a 7'0 angry boss monster collide with your fragile abdomen!
>Azzy later learning you did not in fact bully Kris!
Post your WORST theories.
>>532753013god i wish that was me
>>532753013Toriel better pay my hospital bills
>>532753134Ralsei isn't gay
>>532752528the furthest away dutch city (eindhoven) is four days by foot, 5 hours by car and about 500kM
considering that: you are less than 500kM away from me.
for amerisharts:that's less distance than from the center of maine to the center of conneticut.
>>532753134that time i made a theorypost about tenna sprite sheet and it was immediately disproved!
I am unruffled, all my other schizotheories are ROCK SOLID
>>532753264this is true though he slays pussy with his 13 inches
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>>532753134worst theories out there
>ralsei will be le evil le epic style>ralsei will betray le party le epic stylebest theories out there
>ralsei will impregnate susie>ralsei will impregnate kris
>>532753194If I'm being honest, Asgore moving on really is the best outcome for him. Also really? People really do UTY ceroba with Asgore as a ship?
>>532750102Wingman? He's trying to take Susie for himself there.
And getting ridiculed for it for liking her for sharing his hobbies even though later on Noelle tries doing the exact same and it's treated as heartwarming and moving.
>>532753407as above, so below.
>>532753134Kris is the Knight is objectively the worst theory because we know it's wrong.
>>532753720It's technically correct if you get the shadow crystal
>>532750102>i hated him in snowgrave routeYou mean the route where you don't have to deal with his bullshit? Why did you hate him?
>>532753407You forgot
>ralsei will impregnate (You)
>>532753468If you think that was what's so funny about Berdly you've got the truly bad autism
>>532753134It's a simulation.
It's still kind of weird how the cactus is in love with Kris, but I think I get it now. It's a direct parallel to Kris being in love with (you). A doomed desire for something that could never come to pass. Never mind that he tosses us around like garbage. Berdly was entirely correct; Kris is a tsundere.
>>532753407>ralsei will impregnate berdly
>>532753934Mettaton had the entire Underground cheering on his attempted murder.
>>532753990The moment Berdly says "Susie, you're also a gamer!" is the moment their heartfelt moment ends and Susie switches back to shitting on him.
>>532738403I want Dess to turn out to be a Shotacon, like I am, because I like to use her as a selfinsert. When I was a little girl I thought I just like boys of my age. That is... Until I wasn't their age anymore.
>>532741268The Titan and prophecy kinda ruined the mood, so only from Sans/Toriel side. Susie and Noelle likely will have third act falling out thing going on.
>>532753407Best
>Gaster will impregnate (You)
Gaze into his eyes
Caress his strong thighs
Tickle his ear
Make him bleat
Pinch the rear
His fur is neat
Feel the fluff
Touch his nips
Don't be rough
Kiss his lips!
On your knees
You little tease
Inhale that scent
So heaven-sent
Suck his peen
To the hilt
Drink his cream
Leave none spilt
Have him sit
Will it fit?
Ride his dick
Hard as stone
Make it quick
Hear him moan
Feel the need
For his seed
Slam your bum
Make him cum!
>>532754161Unrelated but why do people think FRIEND is the one with the demon tail? Didn't we already get a full shot of them in chapter 3s intro?
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>>532754285how do i favorite mark a post?
>>532754251I can't believe omocat is actually in these threads
I only want Asriel for his father's money.
>>532754204And if you don't understand why that's so funny about that scene and just get offended about gamer oppression it's curtains for your social life
>>532753407Ngl, straight Ralsei just sounds so much sexier. A subby femboy humping and gasping at either Susie or femKris callling him a good boy for sliding his surprisingly hung cock over their pussies is golden
>>532754654I couldn't agree more
>>532754654What is supposed to be erotic about the vagina?
Dess' tits
https://files.catbox.moe/f6k5wu.png
>>532754834Well what the fuck is supposed to be erotic about male ass
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>>532753864the image depicts the great deceiver in a pose to illustrate the hermetical concept of "as above so below" that all states of being are cyclical in nature and that one state of mind or (un)natural force exerted on an object or being can have the similar effect on it if the force applied is reversed.
as above, so below.
>>532754285Nice post Asriel, now turn back into a shota I'm gonna fuck your ass
>>532754604>and just get offended about gamer oppressionWhat? No. I get offended at the blatant favoritism and double standard between Noelle and Berdly. It's terrible writing to establish in one scene that trying to form a bond and a mutual understanding over shared hobbies and interests is cringe and ridiculous and cause enough to ruin and end an emotional character moment, and then later on do it again except it actually works because it's the Designated Canon Shipโข.
If Susie responded to Noelle gushing about Dragon Blazers with another "Uhmm... yeah, ha ha, totally... let's talk about something else" this wouldn't be worth pointing out at all. Instead it's somehow the actual most sincere conversation they've ever had and the only damn thing they've learnt about each other.
Susie Deltarune is just Tidus FFX except bad at sports
>>532755000Ass? What? Iโm only interested in the penis.
>>532755000Who cares about ass? It's the cock that is erotic. Ass is gender-neutral.
>>532755098>Bad at sports. What about throwing Ralsie like a foot ball or dunking Kris like a basketball?
>>532754251Future Gwenโฆ
>>532754964This is why Asgore did what he had to do
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>>532754834>>532754990[H E A V E N] IS WATCHING
Ralsei floof is weak to flamethrowers.
hello toriel and asgore
ive resurrected your deceased little boy through the power of fanfiction so that i could eat his asshole out
>>532755082Berdly consistently acts like a dick to Susie and then flips the script the moment he hears she plays video games
I love the bird boy but this is a subpar way of relating to people and somewhat different from what Noelle does
>>532754454>implying anyone here played the game
>>532754251I'm literally in the same boat as you except I swing both ways
did you fill out toby's survey? post your avatar
>>532749765Deltarune if it was FUCKING BASED.
>>532750102because he's a bird, duh
>>532755525Last I checked, Berdly acts like a dick to Kris, he barely even addresses Susie up until that moment.
>>532755527Absolutely based beyond comprehension
>dess fags are literal pedophiles
>>532755696It's gonna be really funny when we finally see Dess and she looks nothing like all the fan designs lol
>>532754251How do you feel there's other anons that fantasize about being on the receiving end of such "roughhousing"?
>>532747447being a furry is wanting to be an anthro, wanting to fuck an anthro is just hmofa
>>532754990what happens when a darkner impregnates a lightner?
>>532755082>Here are all the ways in which the gamer was oppressed and that's the ONLY reason Berdly is funnyBerdly is funny because he is very self-absorbed and talking to him is like talking to a wall, the reason why Susie gets frustrated is because he chose the moment where she is really trying to comfort him and connect with him to go "gamer girl..." and basically forget like 80% of what she actually said, thus completely ruining the moment in a comedic way followed immediately by him ignoring Susie's pleas that she's not telling him to be stupid when he goes all-in on that
The context is completely different from sitting on a couch, making casual conversation and actually engaging with the other person while discussing mutual hobbies and this context is only lost on the deeply damaged and low functioning autists such as yourself
Can the Fun Gang win against these guys?
>>532756116Berdly forgot about 80% of a conversation because he just remarked on the last line said to him? Then what was up with the rest of his dialogues through the rest of the chapter where he takes a radically different attitude?
>>532756284Bang up job, luv.
>>532756231The Fun Gang ain't beating shit, the Fun Gang can't beat pre-Joyful Buddy
The Fun Gang fights fucking toys, housing appliances, and dead people for fuck's sake
The Roba looks a bit different
>>532754204For me it was this very game.
Growing up I never really played with boys because my mom had a strict no-boys policy. When I got to high school, I never found any guy attractive so I assumed I'm ace or lesbian.
Then Undertale came out with Chara Frisk and Asriel and after I started looking up fanart about them, I became obsessed. Then Deltarune came along and I understood, that it's not that I don't like boys. I like them, just not the age I should like them.
>>532756380https://memories.undertale.com/
>>532756380check his twitter, 14 hours left to make a submission!
>>532756530who in their right mind would let that happen?
>>532755893They are probably too old.
So why didn't he do this in earlier chapters?
>>532755605i made him too small :(
>>532756116Only low functioning autists would also miss out on the fact that Berdly calling Susie a gamer girl wasn't just a silly lolrandumb moment, but Berdly pointing out they're not so different and his unearned arrogance and sense of superiority hadn't let him see Susie has more in common with him than he thought and they could have been good friends if he had bothered to learn anything about her before.
You know, the same thing Susie seems to have with Kris and Noelle.
>>532756530Ok new plan, get darkner males to impregnate ALL lightner females, let's push that 70% to 100%!
>>532756554 (Me)
I replied the wrong post. I meant
>>532754251.
>>532756772There wasn't a behemoth shadow abomination threatening to destroy them all?
>>532756231Always hated that game's art style. It's so uninspired, charmless and grotesque.
>Can the Fun Gang win against these guys?Are they using real weapons? If so, then probably not. We've seen what the Knight did to the Fun Gang with a dark world-powered bat/katana.
>>532756401He makes his own completely insane interpretation of what Susie was trying to tell her (I should be stupid instead of smart) and then keeps running with it even as she yells at him that that's not what she meant
That's comedy, that's hysterical, that's funny fun funny, that's the thing you're supposed to laugh at
>>532756231Beltboy>Kris
Cyclops>Susie
Lanks>Ralsei
>>532756791We can't all be perfect, we can just make life a bit better for each other by being kind
>>532741063Mark my word, Berdly is going to be in the Castle Town in Chapter 5 in all three routes (sneak-in in Pacifist, invited by Susie in Violent, dragged his empty shell (RIP) in Snowgrave). The gang will try to heal him in Violent/Snowgrave, and succeed in Violent, and fail in Snowgrave. Likely we'll have a lecture from Ralsei about Lightner's injuries and death in the Dark World.
>>532755685Hm, I thought there was a line where Susie talked about how Berdly usually treats her but I misremembered that one
Nevertheless to the extent he talks to/about her at all initially it's negative
> * Kris, didn't I SAY being late was a bad idea?> * Hmm, it's almost as if you should have, as they say...> * Listened?> So rather than ever STUDYING, you'd enlist SUSIE to take us down!> Kris... you are truly depraved. Playing in the mud with the class hellion.> Look, Susie! The closest you'll ever get to an "A"!> * If anyone asks, I solved the puzzle!!> * Got it? Not a word to ANYONE!!> * ESPECIALLY!!! SUSIE!!!> * You KNOW she'd just... lord it over me!!!Some of this is just how basically everyone in the class talks about Susie, he doesn't necessarily stand out in that regard, but identifying her as a Gamer Girl drastically changes his opinion of her rather than being an opportunity to bond and that's objectively silly
> * S... Susie!? A REAL Dragon Blazers 2 reference...?> * ... Susie...> * You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.> * Perhaps I... underestimated you.
>>532756475Iโm pretty sure they can beat up a 10 year old
>>532757067THEY'RE REAL KILL THEM WITH FIRE
>>532757069I think Snowgrave Berdly is just a future superboss fight on weird route. But I can see Susie helping out Violent/Aborted Snowgrave Berdly and Pacifist Berdly sneaking into Castle Town.
>>532757025Iโm sorry youโre allergic to kino.
>>532757137>identifying her as a Gamer Girl drastically changes his opinion of her rather than being an opportunity to bondHe doesn't bond with her after that because from that moment on, Susie has told him to fuck off every single time he speaks up.
>>532757137Berdly would have the balls to call someone a furry degenerate
>>532757067snowgrave the pipshits
>>532756798The thing Kris and Noelle have with Susie is that they like her for her positive qualities (spirited, fearless, not afraid to break the rules and do what she wants et cetera) and tell her as such while Berdly, even after getting hit in the face with those same qualities, hyperfocuses on "gamer" of all things which is very awkward and very funny
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>>532754251>>532755548>>532756554How the FUCK is this thread full of she-pedos, and why?
This is 4chan, I expect the men here to be degenerates, but...
>>532757443>hyperfocuses on "gamer">>532757137>> * You're not only kind, but a true gamer as well.>As in, Susie being kind is what actually got him to respect her, and her being a gamer girl is what got him to like her more.But please, do keep doing more mental gymnastics.
>>532757389What is Berdly doing that makes Susie annoyed at him?
>>532757383I'm not trans so I don't get your ''kino'', yes.
>>532756891There is a gif of spamton bouncing up and down on tenna's giant butt cheeks
Trans game.
Trans game designer.
Trans generation.
Trans world.
>>532757682>I'm not trans>so I don't getGender has nothing to do with it. You are just weak.
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>>532757416he's actually canon now.
i bet you enjoyed that scene.
you enjoy seeing people underneath you, doubled over in a state of emotional dread, don't you?
does it make you feel big?
do you enjoy their sorrow or do you just enjoy seeing others miserable because you are?
>>532757509All pedos are valid :)
Train game.
Train game designer.
Train generation.
Train world.
Choo Choo.
>>532757682Holy projection, Anon.
>>532757810Breh.
Dont get me wrong I know you are memeing, but breh.
>>532757509I am female and i also like lolis and shota and i am not attracted to irl children idk why but i like lolis better that shota
>>532757801I still haven't played the chapters, actually.
im short with big blue eyes, messy hair and im chubby. do NOT molest me.
>>532757858Noelle will become stronger
>*noelle starts deadlifting weights*
Noelle will become pregnant.
>>532758079>and im chubby tasquefag put your name back on
>>532757949>New chapters brought in more shotacons and they're femaleI really did not see that coming
>>532757667Being confident and cringe at the same time?
This fandom is dominated by minors or low func spergs, right? That has to be why this keeps blowing up as Toriel suggestion to Asgore instead of her calling him a pathetic coward
>>532758002the moment ch3 starts, ralsei will literally become your headcanon.
apart from the lack of hygiene and useage of drugs, of course.
i am sure you'll like it you little queer.
>>532757858>Train game.>Train game designer.>Train generation.>Train world.>Choo ChooThis but unironically... Look.
>>532757509Yesterday it was the sisterfucking men. I don't know either.
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>>532757416moomin'
>>532758002play the chapters, they're good
>>532758226i mean the best chasriel artist is a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
>>532758310Toriel is just as much of a pathetic coward.
>>532758432I love her art!
I wish she did NSFW.
>>532758468I don't understand how this artist got the following of the most retarded fucking fans
>>532755605I KNOW
WHO I REALLY AM
>>532758330>>532758402Alright I'll go actually play the thing before hanging out here so I can actually form opinions or know what the hell people are theory crafting over.
I really hope I'm not disappointed in Tenna the TV man I always thought the idea was pretty lame so he better be quirky and fun.
>>532758573i mean she does actually
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/64046123
>>532758702i have to say: i don't regret snowgrave (yet).
it singlehandedly destroyed susellefaggotry.
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>>532758702good luck on your upcoming gaming adventure friend :D
Berdly doesn't even get hated or anything after he stops being Queen's lackey so what is this argument even about
>>532758585I don't understand how they went from drawing Ralsei with thicc thighs to full blown anorexia sticc mode.
>>532758820So long as the goats are gay I'm still happy.
>>532758971Men don't take care of their hair. It's a matter of principle.
>>532758432I guess that's true. I also knew a female shota/lolicon who drew Summer Camp Island lewds, she was really nice
>>532758702Tenna is a great character but the chapter definitely feels like "more of the same" compared to chapter 2. 4 is the good shit
>>532758960People just find him annoying with his gamer allegories.
>>532759095You sound greasy as fuck and someone who people lime to stay away from
Jerry?
>>532759005For some it can be. I forgot the fetish name but it's about woman getting hurt or covered in bruises. Fighting women can be part of it. Doesn't even need to show nudity.
>>532758971if I ever start drawing deltarune characters I want to draw him with scraggly hair, I imagine he shampoos it but doesn't both to comb it
>>532758880Thank you friend, I should have played it months ago and posted here when it was hot and fresh but I really have just been that busy this summer.
>>532759093WELL, SORT OF.
I think the future will have some ralsus. (specifically ch5 if nothing interferes)
but snowrapists like myself will have a LOT to look forward to if anything in ch4 means anything.
to you, though? ch5 will probably be just another chapter.
>>532759095Boy am I glad straight people are gonna stop existing soon
>>532758275Is that your takeway from this dialogue
* But worry not!! I have decided!!!
* I will turn over a new leaf from now on...
>* And FIGHT! For the side...>* OF IGNORANCE!!!>* WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU TO BE STUPID!!!>* Just, sometimes it's OK to make mistakes!!>* Hahaha - and make mistakes, I will!!!>* Onward!!>* Ugh, why couldn't Ralsei be here to teach the moral lesson!?Where he's totally ignoring what Susie's saying AND calling her side and thus her stupid?
>>532757067>People wanna fuck these
>>532755605i know my limits
>>532758783My eyes have been blessed today! Thank you!
>>532758489That wouldn't take away from my point
What if the reason all the NPCs in TV World keep accusing kris of cheating is because they were influenced by accusations Toriel and Asgore threw at eachother?
>>532759389Ralsus is acceptable to me, it's not gay but it still feels pretty gay.
>>532759627Boo
I want to see Undyne naked and them having a godddamn ORGY FUCK I AM SO MAD
>>532759639It's because Kris is a cheater full stop, see Seven Flying Aces and the dreaded Wavedashing
It's just one of their character traits
>>532759093Unironically because he was shamed for being a "gooner artist" and he listened to him. That's why I brought up his batshit fans. They'll straight up say they like him "now" because he "got better."
>>532759804celebratory sex time
>>532759095I do actually, maybe even too much. I am somewhat overweight, and therefore sweat a lot, and my hair gets greasy very fast so I wash it daily.
Why didn't UTY have a soulless pacifist ending?
>>532759671i approved of ralsus slightly before and now i think he needs it enough for me to let go of susie's leash.
i hate(d) suselle because noelle would take her away from me, but with ralsei, i know his intentions are noble.
so: what's your route save?
pacifist, i assume?
>>532759804Anon please tell us if this was a commission
Imagine someone spending 500+ dollars on this shit
>>532759618What is the point you were trying to make?
That only children and spergs would think that breaking out with one soul and then killing 6 more is a bad idea?
>>532754251>>532755548>>532756554>>532757949All right She-shotacons/she-lolicons, EXPLAIN to someone who only understands crayoneater level stuff, what is there to like? about loli and shota for (YOU) like how could you even fuck a shota when he can't even get hard yet?
>>532759947It was in fact a commission.
>>532757607>* (Only a kiss from a beautiful gamer girl can save me now...)Not a kind girl or even just a beautiful girl, but a beautiful GAMER girl
>>532759805I vaguely remember something about that from like, years ago. Damn shame.
>>532759859My save is on a switch and I'll probably replay the game from the start on the cheap PS5 I picked up just to have another game to play on it. Been playing Spider Man 2 and Silent Hill 2 on it as of late.
>>532760269You are trying so hard.
>>532759804She looks like she is into /ss/
>>532760176I don't want to fuck lolis/shotas actually i just think they look sexy and cute i am vouyer and i find the hottest when i am not involved
Well, there was not a woman here.
>>532753134We will see Susie or Berdlyโs parents in any capacity.
>>532759627>>532759804>Being covered in bandages and bruised when monster food heals all wounds. For the love of God all the idiots just need to eat a damn sandwich and it will all be better.
>>532760176I don't want to be THAT person, but boys can start having erections as early as 6 or 7 years old. I don't condone these pedophiles in the slightest, but it's possible
>>532760282>@krismas_in_decemberHoly fucking kek, KINO!
>>532760337Why did you bother coming back here if you haven't even played the chapters?
Should've just stayed gone and enjoyed your life rather than coming back to the thread for a game you never really liked just to post off-topic shit.
Such bizarre behavior, I thought you'd finally realized how stupid it was. I guess that was foolish of me.
>>532760337you do what you have to do.
but i have a feeling that you will have your fluffy boy kino.
when're you going to do that? i want to know when it's not a spoiler to you anymore.
>>532760564Susie's parents (or lack thereof) have been built up way too much to just let the topic go completely unaddressed the entire game.
>>532760176it's more about emotional gratification than sexual. In fact latter comes from the former.
Berdly is a self-absorbed loudmouth and doesn't really grow out of that even after turning a new leaf so he's treated like a self-absorbed loudmouth they're friends with and care about, Susie even gets worried about him while he's pretending to lose consciousness and gets upset about his wing in chapter 4
What's illogical or wrong about that
>>532760682You thought someone with a brain addled by drugs and alcohol would make logical choices? That truly was foolish.
>>532754454The reasons:
>FRIEND was born from the weird egg Spamton gave Noelle for being a good (only) customer>The egg code was imported into CatPetterz, which is a parody of Pets 3/4 an old pet raising sim with fuckloads of mods>Pets 3/4 characters are made of orbs. (See: gif)>The tail we see in Deltaruneโs prophecy resembles the ones seen in Pets 3/4.Hence FRIEND = the being with the pointed tail
Deltarune will turn out to just be a dream Chara had when he passed out from falling down
>>532754251I made a shitty comic about omocat being a now-closeted shotacon a week or so ago, want to see it?
>>532760682>>532760714I'm going to play the game today and probably come back to tomorrow with a neat list of everything I liked and didn't like.
I could have been more dramatic about it, but I was going on vacations and playing golf and focusing on myself for a bit and playing outside in the sun it's not like I had quit the thread forever or something.
How many chapters do you think Deltarune will have?
>The halfway mark has been attained
OK but the halfway mark for the overall journey or until we've found the deltarune?
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Nice samefagging pedotranny
>>532760882>>FRIEND was born from the weird egg Spamton gave Noelle for being a good (only) customerthis isn't just fanon, it's WRONG fanon. spamton gave noelle a PIPIS.
>>5327610185. Chapter 5 is the end. It will be two chapters long. We're halfway to fulfilling the prophecy.
>>532760393Groomer Martlet was a thing for awhile
>>532760994you plan to finish it in one day?
hoo boy.
if you want to rush, sure.
if you want to actually PLAY the game, i would advise a small act of cruelty in ch3 that enables you to attain the shadow crystal, which is not exactly impossible to get, but incredibly hard.
but the fight was recently nerfed.
>>532760738The impressions theyโve left on Berdly and Susie have been communicated fully in their absence. Once you introduce the parents, people expect redemption or reconciliation, which is an annoying aside among all the other stuff happening in game. They wonโt appear except mayyyyybe in the credits. Maybe
>>532760882You have no idea how weird it is for my childhood obsession to be relevant to deltarune schizo
>>532760993Quad-arm Tenna gives me very strong male Muffet vibes. Wow I feel sad looking at my filenames, it's been so long
>>532760360>No rebuttalI guess that makes me the true smartgenius55545383377
>>532761179The point is the Pipis hatched after being imported into Cat Petterz and became something that eventually left Noelle โdue to happiness.โ
When Don't Forget is finally played in game will it make for an emotional moment as impactful as when this song plays in Void Stranger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9U7JTGJLWM
>>532761369I wanna see a spin-off with these two...
>>532761292Man I'd suck Muffet's cock then fuck his ass (for 9999G because he's a fucking PROSTITUTE)
>no male muffet to wrap kris up and fuck his brains out
what even is the fucking point anymore
>>532761191I honestly have no idea what I'm in for as far as playtime goes, quirky minigames and a hard fight can't slow me down that much.
I am glad that all of the anons here turn out to be Female shota/lolicons or whatever, but I would like to ask something, If it's not too derailing from this important conversation:
Why is is that only Ralsei's and other darkners' portrait are colored while Susie's noelles and the rest of the lightners go black and white?
>>532757607OK yeah after thinking through this again the gamer girlness isn't actually the turning point for him, you've moved the needle for me
Nevertheless he is fixated on that in a weirdly contentless way, not really moving beyond "wow I can't believe you're a GAMER"
Noelle has a back-and-forth conversation about Blood Crushers and offers to watch it together, that's more advanced than anything I remember Berdly managing
How come Kris gets infinite hot chocolate refills at the diner but Berdly gets none even though he's a hundred times the gamer that Kris is? That's the REAL unfairness here
>>532760978NTA but sure hit me with it!
>>532761551Copies are monochromes or something.
>>532761551Undertale portraits are monochrome and the light world uses the Undertale interface style
>>532761331>Heh, look at this Berdly called Susie a gamer girl again because that's the personality trait that makes him be into her. That totally means he doesn't care about anything else no matter what he might have said before. Only Noelle is allowed to like individual traits of Susie, okay? No one else allowed or their fate will be to turn into training dummies for the players to cheer their strangulation.
>>532760026Clover should grab her fat ass
>>532761640You could almost say he gets a... chilling reception!
>>532761640QC knows Kris has been through some shit
>>532761551The Schizo answer is "Copies are monochrome"
The actual answer is Toby wanted you to think that it's just like Undertale when you started the game and committed to the difference, same with the UI changes.
>>532761551For the epic foxcorp reveal when it turns out sans papyrus, gaster, the ghosts or Mettaton are darkners because they're black and white anyway
i played chapter 2 with a friend to show them deltarune and man people have way overestimated the chapter in hindsight. its mega long with a lot of filler, couldnt get to spamton in 5 hours even with me speedrunning at parts. you could cut like 3-4 hours from chapter 2 for the sake of brevity
>>532761569>Nevertheless he is fixated on that in a weirdly contentless way, not really moving beyond "wow I can't believe you're a GAMER"Yeah, because Berdly asks to hear more about it and get to know Susie through that shared interest and yet that's the fucking moment Susie cuts him off completely. From then on the only fucking conversation they've had is when Berdly wakes up at the library and has a moment of disconcert as Susie gaslights him, and then in chapter 4 Susie yelling at him over the phone. He barely even has time to talk to her even when he'd like to.
>>532761725>Making up shit I didn't say to get mad aboutI see my smartgenius has ruffled some feathers
>>532761171>women can't be pedos>if woman pedo, must be transLet me guess you are the same retard that says female teachers shouldn't convicted for raping students because they can't rape and can't be pedos. You disgust me, retard.
>>532755276Real hometown hero.
>>532761508i don't wish to spoil things for you, but if you so wish, i can "nudge" you into the right direction for the shadow crystal.
you have to be cruel in an inconsequential way, however.
>>532761973>Berdly asks to hear more about it and get to know Susie through that shared interestDoes he?
>>532761984How is
>Not a kind girl or even just a beautiful girl, but a beautiful GAMER girlnot you fucking saying Berdly doesn't care about anything but her being a gamer girl and ignoring everything he has also said before? Your whole argument is that Berdly calling her a gamer one more time later means he explicitly forgot she's also kind.
>>532761973because susie is not a "gamer girl" nor does he ever want to talk games with susie in dialogue. susie shuts him out cuz hes theater kid quirky, an egotist, and just plain annoying
>>532761993I don't say that, schizo. And you're retard if you don't see the blatant samefagging.
>>532762032"DESS could be here" he thought, "I've never been down the interstate before. DESS could be anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his fluffy chest. "I HATE DESS" he thought. NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A reverberated the entire Bergentrรผck making it pulsate even as the sick fruit juice circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Carol after dark. "With the Bergentrรผck, I can kill anyone I want" he said to himself, out loud.
Bruh why is every single "Uhm, ackshually this other character is total shit and doesn't have redeeming qualities so it's ok for them to get ostracized and for them to not get a happy ending" argument that goes on for whole threads ALWAYS from Suselle defenders?
>>532761973>Berdly asks to hear more about itNo he fucking doesn't
You can't lie about a game that's had its script dumped, man
>>532762524Why are all the shitty posts always from krusie scum? It is mystery
>>532762036Sure, I'll take a protip.
I found the start of snowgrave immediately because backtracking and checking every NPC/object is just good gameplay but I imagine the new thing is harder to pull off.
>>532762524Okay but sans doesn't deserve a happy ending
>>532762524>The character I like has flaws and sometimes treats others badly and is sometimes even the butt of the joke as a result of their wacky personality traits>This is Suselle's fault?????
>>532762524I don't care about suselle. I just hate berdly and am glad we got to kill him. Why do I hate berty, you ask? Because I dated someone like him once and the behavior is so similar that it angers me. Total brantly death
>>532762524Confirmation bias
The age of consent in Hometown is 8
You would be the berdly of deltarune if you were a character in it.
>>532762887Why did Carol do this.
>>532762524Suselle shippers are all women and they come preprogrammed with a 'hating every guy who isn't a quarterback who fucks at parties' subroutine.
>>532762940No I would be in jail for trying to break into sans house
>>532753370KRIS
DONT LEAVE ME HERE
KRIIIIISSSSS
KRIIIIIIIIISSSSS
HELP MEEEE
>>532762940damn right I would
>>532762887The more i thin about monsters probably reach puberty earlier that humans
>>532762971Birthday present for Noelle (she misunderstood her wish for "8 hot babes")
>>532762887What fucking third world country do you think hometown is in for that to be the case
>>532745635I find the idea of this god like entity becoming obsessed with a character that is to them fictional to the point they break the game they are in and force them to love them and marry them to be hot.
Like a reverse DDLC, I guess.
>>532763081The United States of America
>>53276308119 century usa
>>532762767You let benadryl smash lol
>>532762125>>532762414>>532762549Welp, I thought Berdly did ask to play sometime during the post-ferris wheel scenes but he doesn't. I'll admit I got that one wrong.
But I also checked and the way the conversation between Susie and Noelle in the basement happens goes the exact same fucking way as the one with Berdly did, only in this case Susie doesn't cut her off and abruptly ends the moment because Noelle got impressed she once played a single videogame. So it's not like you guys can tell Berdly would have never asked to share in said interest with Susie, which is the obvious conclusion that conversation would have had.
>>532762524for what it counts im not saying ostracizing people for no reason is good or that berdly is irredeemable. berdly puts on a big act when hes with a group, susie dislikes people she sees as fake, berdly obviously DOES put on a facade, so susie has an open issue with him. noelle likes berdly because hes fine one to one and actually himself. its all characterization. youre committing the big lib mistake of examining stories from a point of tone and problematicness rather than a narrative of motivations and psyches
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>>532762741Try to say Noelle is a flawed character that treated Berdly or Kris badly in this general, I dare you.
>>532762524Krisfags are so fucking wild, they've got like no way to discern between absolute good or absolute evil so whenever people say anything positive or negative about a character they go "so you think he's GOD with NO FLAWS huh" or "so you think he's THE DEVIL and DESERVES TO BE TORTURED TO DEATH huh"
>>532763059I mean, humans are ready to start making kids by like 12-14, so 8 wouldn't be too ridiculous
>>532763437>berdlyif you think she was actually strangling him, maybe
>krisno
>>532755605I drew a shitty Impmon for the occasion
>>532763209I never said I didn't. He was insecure about everything though, even his size when it was above average. It got annoying to deal with
How mad would you be if a slideshow with the memories is all you're getting for undertale anniversary
>>532762691play tenna's game and try to pass with a winning grade of S.
talk to the bartender that caters to your needs during commercial breaks.
you must pass his games with a rank of S or better to get "it" from the bartender.
you have to go there during each commercial break (everytime you are in the waiting room).
the "game" will take everything from there. finish these extracurricular games and collect the items they give you, they are needed for the game ahead (which is why you need to play during each pause).
if you did everything correct, you will meet my new fave.
yes, you can do this on a pacifist route and i dont think it changes your trajectory.
>>532763494Susie would NEVER say that.
>>532763668Yea I can cum to this
>>532763437on the contrary, whats a flawless character? like, what are you talking about?
>>532763476>>532763585>I think Noelle constantly asking Kris how to get Susie, then asking Kris to bring Susie to her home then demanding Kris fuck off so she can be left alone with her, and then throwing Kris under the bus and telling Susie they've never meant anything at all to her, are all pretty dick mo-*gets torn apart by rabid Suselle fans*
>>532763292Because in chapter 2 she's trying to relate a moral lesson to him in his gamer language only for him to get the entirely wrong takeaway in a comedic twist and in chapter 4 she's making casual conversation
The situations are completely different, Susie's motivations are completely different and the reactions of the characters are completely different
>>532763292Susie doesn't really cut off that moment (if you mean the very first one), Berdly changes the subject on his own and is also the one to walk away from the conversation
His later efforts include lying on the floor begging for a gamer girl to kiss him (while making admittedly funny quips)
>>532763386>notices Kris is hurting NoelleA whiteknight to the end..
>>532763494>the exact opposite of what they actually think all the timesusellefags at it again i see
>>532763769I wouldn't be mad, I'd be disappointed and sad and I'd call Toby a hack.
>>532764014>My adoration for dear sweet Noelle has only INFLATED after this moment!
>>532763791Genuinely thank you for pointing me in the right direction, I don't think I would have found that naturally. Time to go get my game on. Will post tomorrow if I finish quickly, otherwise it might be a minute before I post again.
>>532761375no retard, the pipis multiplied endlessly until she was forced to erase her entire save file. the pipis egg and the special gaster egg were entirely different eggs.
>>532763921Suselle is canon
lol
>>532764052Dude they've depicted Kris as a wierd creep cuck that just sits there and watches with a boner.
A boner that also means they're depicting Kris as a dude.
It's always the same shit with these people.
>>532763921noelle is horny-dumb and far too idealistic about susie. honestly this fantasy you have of being the lone warrior against a group of delusional maniacs tells more about you than anything else
>>532763921Incelle deserves comeuppance.
>>532764164>this fantasy you have of being the lone warrior against a group of delusional maniacsHoly projection Batman.
Also I am most definitely not "alone" lol.
Kris isn't a cuck because he's not interested in either of them romantically or sexually
>>532763921she didn't know kris was hiding in that closet, if she did, she would have been a bit more tactful about lying to get into susie's pants
>>532764141at this point of the story, noelle is infatuated with susie and susie reciprocates a little from a perspective that may or may not be romantic. i honestly see susie as a clueless friend not as being in love
Noelle is an asshole and will cause the roaring for her jealousy in chapter 5
>>532763917>whats a flawless character?Gerson
The end of the prophecy Susie smashed is that Noelle is actually Jewish. Susie is a Christmas extremist, only Christmas or nothing at all.
>>532760282She wrote this when she was 21, too. Nasty bitch.
This thread's actually getting on my fucking nerves, I'll just close out and wait until it resolves
>>532764052well susie got cucked
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>>532764339Bro I wish I was Kris I wanna have two lesbian friends who love me a bit too much as well I wanna watch them do weird lesbo shit and I wanna get my pp tugged by them
>>532764320>IM NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO SAY ANYTHING ANYMORE OR I GET TORN INTO! EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME!
>>532763904Nice response.
>>532764367>Noelle would only talk shit about Kris behind their back, not to their face.Wow, such an amazing defence.
>>532764516frankly i don't think that makes it any better
>>532764516his dick is THAT SMALL??
>>532764609noelle is a problematic person, because there's no such thing as a non-problematic person.
now what?
>>532764609read the second part
she downplayed her relationship with kris to try to look more appealing to susie
not the best look ever, but not abuse, either
>>532764747all of it is dumbass highschool drama that you wont think of twice the second youve graduated if youre mentally in a healthy place
How many noellefags will survive until chapter 7? She will get shittier and shittier
Lol
>>532764531>i want lesbian friends>i want to get my pp tugged by themWhich is it you stupid fucking fag
https://files.catbox.moe/1i5d4c.jpg
trying to guess what kind of fags you are based on your avatars but it's not going well, good job everyone but kraut
Kris โThe Manโ Dreemurr
>>532764901Do they disintegrate upon touching a dick or?
>>532764554I'm sorry weren't you the one complaining that you can't criticize other characters without getting people mad at you?
>>532764531Do you know what a lesbian is?
>>532764112remember: make use of those backstage privileges EVERY commercial break, the fact that you perform well in tenna's game to get his S-Rank is pivotal to get the backstage privilege in the first place and that you can access the room and the thing inside it.
the "it" changes every break.
play with it.
complete it. return to tenna and play his games.
the item at the VERY end of these games is so important that getting the shadow crystal is near impossible due to the difficulty of the battle ahead.
i would advise to gear up your *#รยง-squad, because what's ahead of you is NOT easy and not avoidable, but if you do have a good save, you will need to do what i ask of you.
keep me posted, will you?
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havent drawn anything in a while so heres the boys (gender neuteral)
>>532764883I will die in chap 5, I feel it
>>532765023no. im opposed to those kinds of people because its a fake fear and extremely pathological
>>532764951Guess me, anon
>>532765024Yeah, women who haven't had sex with a man
>>532764747>Noelle shittalks Kris to win something out of it, not because she sincerely believes it.Again, how the fuck does this excuse her to you? If anything her being sincere instead of just treacherous might have given her a point.
>>532765024He the kind of guy who prays he's the friend invited in on a curious threesome.
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>>532764872Tell it to the other guy, not me.
>>532763921She wasnโt being serious or mean about it
>>532764997Yes? They instantly lose lesbian status the moment they have interest in a (living) dick. Stop being retarded
>>532765134Really? Because
>>532762741>>532763476 just sounds to me like "OMG WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SHIT ON THE OTHER CHARACTERS TO MAKE MY FAVES LOOK BETTER BY COMPARISON".
>>532765136>>532765167talking about the survey avatars lol
>>532755605
>>532765182theres no excuses for it, but there IS a reason: noelle wants to get closer to susie. reasons are not excuses, contextualization is not relativizing
>>532755605I made this Catty
>>532765434... yeah, anon. That image was my survey avatar...
>>532764407your tastes are not shared by toby 'the yurislopper' fox
>>532765089I'll do a whole write up of my experience and wait for you to post it.
>>532765193I already participated a couple times but my lesbos left town like a decade ago
>>532765321Who the fuck invented that?
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All this drama gets funnier the moment you remember Noelle doesn't even like Susie for herself, but because she's like a combo of Kris and Dess
>>532765349im not that guy lol. you can tell who i am by how im against this paranoid warring tribes shit about fighting delusion online or whatever
>>532765501uhh you like red and other ocs, maybe
>>532765703She wants to fuck her sister?
>>532763921>Asking your crush's friend about your crush is morally neutral>Susie invited herself to Noelle's place>Asking someone to leave the room to give you alone time with your crush is a little dickish but it's not exactly super unreasonable, from Noelle's POV she's asking Kris for a solid>Saying that the ferris wheel was Forced has like a million things going on at the same time (Noelle's cope about wanting to be Kris's friends but not knowing if Kris thought of her as a friend + Kris shaking the wheel so from her POV it seems like they really were Forced into it + trying to seem available to Susie) that calling it just "throwing Kris under the bus" is a massive oversimplification, and it's certainly not "talking shit about Kris" or trying to make Kris seem like someone Susie should hate like some gigaschizos believe
>>532765703>Susie gets naked>Noelle immediately gets the ick and cuts things off right then and there>Susie literally cannot trust anyone else romantically or sexually until (You) show her actual loveMAKE IT REAL TONY
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>>532765516susie is clearly not infatuated with noelle though. i dont think she mentions her once after she leaves and immediately starts talking about the code when shes left
>>532765746That's not the poster type I am. But you're partially right. I specifically like Red. She was very well made and there's plenty of love in her design
>>532765748Her sister imprinted on her what a good partner should be like
This is not wierd at all, most people develop a type for family members they thought were reliable and affectionate during childhood
>>532765861susie is VERY into it when she learns the girl finds love.
>>532765883Then maybe incest should be fully legalized and encouraged instead of this bullshit anti-fun age we live in
>>532765929>body hair circuitryno
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>>532765990it's not, it's meant to be stretch marks
I feel like the most realistic reaction to Kris actually being an awkward third wheel between Susie and Noelle would be an extremely uncoordinated and awkward threesome that ultimately left all parties quite embarrassed but also vaguely satisfied.
It's really clear Noelle has a thing for Kris too.
>>532764508Lmao are you that mad about Suselle?
>>532765883The westermarckfag fears the "women date men like their father" acknowledgers
Except in this case it's her dating someone who was like her sister who is like their father
>>532766063Indispensable.
>>532766101>around her armpitssure jan
>>532765519remember: always complete the challenge with rank S, talk to the bartender, do his thing backstage (in accordance to the rank) and get the item there.
it changes every round so you are not allowed to backtrack it and the sequel can only be completed if you did the previous thing.
DO NOT SKIP IT.
you should actually know the commercial break room from the sweepstakes. remember this one?
>https://youtu.be/7L7csHK9EjY?list=RD7L7csHK9EjYyou better hear this song after having gotten S-rank and then doing the backstage thing i told you.
i am eager to hear what you think of it.
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>>532765972but doesn't mention noelle. youd think shed make the connection no?
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>>532766170he's my heart and my soul
>>532765929>play two weekswhat?
>>532766326I honestly think Susie would be very happy if Kris or Noelle asked her out.
>>532766131probably the de/ss/ fags
>>532761208>Once you introduce the parents, people expect redemption or reconciliationI mean, first, my main expectation will be that Susie's parents are really just neglectful and will get chewed out as Susie finds what actually makes her happy with other people, rather than there being a conciliation.
But also, you're not factoring in the very real possibility that she just has no parents.
please please please let ralsesi be evil please please please let ralsei die
>>532766326ok now you're just playing stupid. forget it
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>>532766118Kriselle fags are genuinely the most touch-starved people in these threads and I'm sick of seeing it. "haha the girl who isn't sure if her childhood friend even likes her is TOTALLY crushing on him hard its so obvious", "Ooh these teenagers are gonna FUCK haha did you think of that because I SURE AM." We fucking GET IT. You can't comprehend people having complex feelings about their friendships and wanting to do normal friend things. You can't think about relationships in any capacity that doesn't involve sex. That's all relationships are to you, because you're damaged goods. Stop subjecting everyone else to it, for the love of God.
>>532766136They're not really incompatible
Westermarck effect just means even if they develop a type, the exact person that inspired it is still out of the running
>>532766673what's your favorite ship, anon?
>>532766673I want to touch touch-starved people
>>532766493evil ralsei is reddit
I like it when people draw tenna really tiny. it makes me want to hold him
>>532766552no seriously, she talks about noelle very very little. if she likes noelle romantically its like 100 times less than noelle likes her. the one time she was really obviously flustered with noelle was when she saw the emo noelle cd cover (an unrealistic version of her to mirror noelles obsession)
>>532766673This is what happens the INSTANT Noelle thinks the "old Kris" is back.
But you go on I guess.
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>>532766781ralsei master of disguise
>>532766713The westermarck hypothesis relies on the idea that you develop an aversion to someone after an extended period of time together. If it's not to their personality, then what? Because we have plenty of evidence to suggest the hypothesis doesn't hold water.
>>532762457>everyone is trans>everyone is samefagging >(You) are the only real person hereBut I am the one who's a schizo.
>>532763585I'd argue that not standing up to Berdly when he's being annoying or talking over her is also hurting him because it means he's not growing out of those behaviors
Not that that's entirely her responsibility but still
>>532766858>the emo noelle cd cover>mfw it just dawned on me that the only moment Susie seems to be genuinely attracted to Noelle is when she looks emo, and Kris is THE most emo person in all of Hometown
i actually don't like fat people
>>532760978Post it please
I'm going to laugh when Chapter 5 and Snowgrave alike are just deconstructions of how shippers are mega autists that force characters together out of an OCD compulsion
>>532763081No you are right, only third world countries would fight FOR child marriage laws to stay in place or repel child labor laws... Wait...
>>532766887To be fair that's after you make them get hitched with an evil mind control wedding ring you got from the dumpster man who talked to the devil
>>532767104You will be sat on
>>532766858anon. toby can't write romance for shit. the only decent romance he ever did was spamtenna, and that's completely offscreen and debatably canon. if you keep insisting toby is writing suselle bad on purpose in some 5d chess master move, youre only twisting your own balls in the long run.
>>532766779I don't have one, because I'm not delusional enough to waste time debating the love lives of fictional teenage pixels. Shipfags are the scourge of the internet.
>>532766887Congratulations, you failed to miss the point that we pushed Kris to act a way he never would on his own and it incited feelings in her that she wouldn't have felt otherwise. Kris has always been an asshole to her, and the church dialogue proves it. Snowgrave is Noelle and (you), not Kris.
>>532764164>>532764367>>532765278>>532765794>She didn't say that.>And if she did, she didn't mean it.>And if she did, it wasn't that big of a deal.>And if it was, Kris deserved it anyway because *desperately shifts the topic of conversation to whether Kris is a bad person*.
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>>532767245fat ralph so beutiful it make you cry
>>532767103don't forget: we will make her "go grimdark", but she will have no time to spend with susie.
because "i will ride with you"
don't forget to keep your reservation for the ferris wheel~
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Most Kriselle fans are people who missed out on having "Childhood to Teenhood romance" and thus self-insert into Kris and pair them with Noelle as a surrogate because they wish they had that type of romance.
MY MAIN ISSUE WITH MASTER KRIS FUCKS DESSTANA IS IT IF YOU READ THE DELTARUNE NOVELS YOUD KNOW THE BATTLE SUIT AUTOMATICALLY JACK MASTER KRIS OFF
Noelle is the worst character, she will ruin the game in the end. If she dies it's for the best.
>>532766673Noelle gets outright horny imagining Susie yelling and being mean to her. She's not sure Kris likes her but the second they made a move she'd go for it.
Also I'm a Susie/Kris shipper you dumbfuck
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>>532767376I am the only person who doesn't selfinsert on ships?
>>532767184>>532767289She thinks everything that happened before that scene is a dream, remember? It takes Noelle exactly just one "imagined" scenario of Kris acting a little bit more like their old prankster self that shows interest in her to drop Susie like a sack of bricks.
Emo music was pretty rad.
I shit on it nonstop while it was a thing in popular culture, was too busy listening to Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin at the time to appreciate it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0
I do not care about shipping.
we're forgetting that both kris and susie are just dess stand-ins huh
>>532767103nah kris is just the creepy kid who, if he wasnt lucky enough to have a great family and a solid group of friends, would have diverged into a life of killing little animals and, far worse, obsession with alt history
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>>532767104Battat after finding out Tenna only dates fat bitches
>>532762887Itโs a Monster society thing. Older/younger mentor pairings are common and considered acceptable among monsters in order to guide them through sexual development. Asriel did the same with Noelle.
>>532767420ERM ACTUALLY THAT'S NOT REAL, THAT'S A FAKE EDIT FROM THE FALL OF UNDERGROUND NOVEL
I only care about yumeshipping.
>>532767432I was on the team of "Noelle is interesting at any moment that's not just a shipping moment" but considering that seems to be the only thing Toby actually put the character there for, I'm inclined to agree. At this point I'm convinced her being estranged from Carol and having her father about to die are also just vehicles to push the shippy stuff for Noelle and nothing else.
>>532767309alright, at this point i'm just gonna assume this whole conversation (between multiple people) isn't actually about noelle, but at least one anon's unresolved breakup trauma
>>532767435You're no better. Everything I've said applies just as much to you. Go outside and talk to real people. Stop trying to live vicariously through pixels. Better yet, if you want a relationship to play out the way you envision this one in your depraved fantasies, pick up the pencil and create your own.
>>532767772Humanity has a lot to learn
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>>532767876hmm yes, quite so.
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Noelle's character exists to be a love interest. That is her role in the story, the "Princess" who falls in love with "the main character". In the normal route that is Susie. In the Weird route, that is (YOU).
why does /vg/ care more about shipfaggotry than /v/ or /vrpg/
>>532767798which yume nikkes would kiss
Notice how Susellefags are also the only ones who ever resort to personal attacks. They're the only ones to go "You only dislike it because you self-insert/got cucked irl/are a lesbian hater".
Every other shipfag has the dignity of only addressing the story and the arguments.
>>532767890Dog Iโm fuckin gay my weird high school crushes were way fucking closer to Suselle than anything involving Kris
When 3+4 came out I felt underwhelmed by Hammer of Justice, but now I think it's as good as THE WORLD REVOLVING and BIG SHOT.
>>532767104Ok, 1 fattat art coming right up
>>532767286no, im just saying susie isnt obviously interested in noelle. this is you saying, after seeing toby fox put a cat on screen, that its the worst dog youve ever seen and it must've been a gigantic blunder on his part
Why does she want her daughter to fuck Kris so much?
>>532768172For the pun, anon. It's always been about the pun. She doesn't even actually like Toriel and Asgore, she just noticed they named their adopted kid "Kris".
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TOBY PLEASE CONFIRM KRIS AS A GIRL ALREADY SO ALL THE SHIPFAGS BURN TO ASHES
>>532768113toby mindcontrol
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>>532768051>subtweeting on 4chan
Suselle won and mindbroke this general.
>>532765729Holy fuck that wooble fuck meat
>>532768172Ever heard of latina women wanting their daughters to "better the race" by marrying a white or lighter skinned guy? It's like that. Human genes make you so much Stronger.
what is it with this fucking thread.
goatfaggotry was comfortably low for so long and when i thought we could have a good thing, women started moving in and openly fantasizing about being fucked by their dad and now its back to goat faggotry!
>>532768113I was honestly underwhelmed by It's TV Time until the sixth or so listen. Sometimes classic TV takes time to appreciate.
>>532768113I felt similarly. It doesnโt help that I went through 3/4 in two days.
>>532768334...are you retarded?
What the fuck makes you think Kris being confirmed female will change in "LGTB: The Game"?
>>532767772Dess did nothing wrong, and both families encouraged what she did with Kris.
>>532767568The dream she isn't convinced didn't happen in weird route, riiiight. The one that is keeping her up at night questioning reality to the point that she's having hallucinations. That dream.
The act of comforting her when she can't convince herself that what happened is a dream is something Kris wouldn't do under normal circumstances, ever. He has never one time in their entire history been the one to console her when she's freaking out, and he never will again. You can't even prove he didn't do it purely because he wanted to stop (you) from engaging with the weird route, either.
She also immediately goes back to Susie if you abort snowgrave, so your point doesn't hold up, regardless.
>>532768334Reverse trap Kris would be kino
>>532768438still havent warmed up to hammer of justice
>>532768317She literally takes care of Asgore
>>532768172parents often try to matchmake their kids, wouldn't surprise me if she did the same with dess and azzy
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>>532768432not my problem, leave if you dislike.
>>532768623the space goat
DYFFG
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>>532768383>latinoids feel that mixing with lightners is an improvement to their genepoolthat's sad.
i hope that's wrong and they find happiness among their own.
ethno-sadism is a cruel thing.
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please angle make the new bread gud
>>532767309>DON'T YOU SEE HOW MY FAVE IS TARGETED WITH EVIL INTENT TO HARM>None of these actions seem evil, the character had motivations XYZ not intent to hurt your Fave and also one of your points is an outright lie>Doesn't count (no explanation or rebuttal given) also the world is out to get meMany such cases
Did the weird /sthg/ guy finally leave or do I still need to avoid this place
>Krusie
>Suselle
See Susie as Dess replacement.
>Ralsus
>Susley
No Dess autism.
Ralsei and Berdly won.
>>532765109Really cute kralsei, anon
Thans for drawing for the thread
>>532768576Yes, that fucking dream. The dream that made her drop Susie and instead try to get Kris alone to kiss them.
>She also immediately goes back to Susie if you abort snowgraveThe fact you also think this is a good thing after she proved she's so wishy-washy she'd try to kiss Kris and then immediately after go back to trying to simp for Susie is hilarious.
I feel like this general psyoped itself into hating the rest of the fandom because I know a lot of suselle shippers that actually acknowledge the flaws with the characters.
Because of Deltarune I now harbor erotic feelings for dice. Thank you Toby-sama
nows your chance to take a
>>532768920Chapter 2 Suselle shippers were fucking annoying back then and I understand the hatred for those smug fuckers.
>>532768963It's all to secure Carol's re-election.
>>532768920I donโt care about what /utg/ posters think about ships that involve women.
>>532768920I hated the rest of the fandom when I found out Toby had anything to do with Homestuck.
>>532766931Never said that, baiter-kun. Last (you)
>>532768809>YOU AS THE LOUD, OBNOXIOUS BASEDJAK>And me as the reasonable, well-spoken Chad.>Get owned, no I will not actually read what you say.Many such cases.
>>532768887She didn't "drop susie", retard. That's exactly the point. She immediately goes back to her the moment she realizes she was wrong about Kris. It's not that complex.
>>532767772>>532767971>>532768534>Deltarune has mindbroke people into supporting Pederasty.Oh my fucking godโฆ
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>>532768887Nothing wrong with her wanting to get double teamed
Toby just told me to that players will have to do a snowgrave run at some point to gather a code for the shelter, as it only exists on snowgrave.
He also said the game knows if you just looked the code up, you need a snowgrave file to actually use it.
>>532769138>She didn't "drop susie"How about showing the frame of Noelle about to kiss Kris to Susie and then ask her if Noelle looks like she's in love with her at that moment?
>>532768963Who keeps making these images of gaster in the bath?? Did I miss something?? Why are there so many??
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>>532769323drink water, NOW
>>532754251Holy fucking based
>>532768920we don't exactly have many reasonable susellefags here, and the peeks we get through fanart usually ends up being completely out of character (see: that weird cuck comic someone posted earlier)
>>532769251he told me you need to s-rank the minigame where you have sex with the hiphop robots
>>532769254There it is. Your lack of ability to understand people have multiple thoughts or feelings at any given moment. Thoughts and feelings that can, and often do, conflict with one another.
In other words, you don't understand human emotions at all, which is the point I was making from the very beginning of this discussion. Hopefully you acknowledge your issue now that it has been pointed out to you, and work to resolve it. Have a good day, anon.
>>532764516WAIT WAIT WAIT....
Hear me out, JUST AS Noelle and Kris are about to cum, and Susie, heartbroken is on the edge of tears, the SOUL asks:
>Did you pay close attenton?Susie, wet but full of tears, nods.
Suddenly Kris' hand reaches out for Susie, Pulls her close to the trembling Noelle. Her smell is intoxicating for Susie.The SOUL whispers:
>Now that you have seen and know all her weak spots...He guides Susie's hand onto Noelle's breast, wipes her tears off.
>Proceed.Then stands up and leaves the room.
Turns out this was the SOUL's plan all along not only to tun Kris into the biggest cuck in history, but also give them the biggest blueballs in history.
Kris is blue now... That's the SOUL's attack.
>>532769106doomdoom? you've returned?
>>532769231>>532769524The krusieelle agenda will never be defeated.
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>>532769581fool, clean water contains water, you fell into my trap, you are healthy now, that's my attack
>>532769324>person on Xitter takes screenshot of Gaster avatar in tub in some UT RP game>people think itโs funny and start drawing it>Hundreds of Gaster bathtub images spawn overnight Now you know
>>532768963To get clean. Duh
How many sincere posts are there in this thread?
>>532770012I am sincere in my love for old adult men
>>532769805Absolutely amazing. Please post all of them
>>532769324Wait I should have just shared the original post: https://x.com/entryno17/status/1946327201525162249?s=46
Ground point zero
>>532767339Holy shit, thanks, true and based!
I was about to ask if all the weird gimmickfags finally left (haven't been here in about a year and a half) but I see that I should just wait till Chapter 5 drops.
Calling it "Flashback (Excerpt)" on the soundtrack is such a fucking tease.
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>>532769765no, he hasn't.
he unlosered himself.
>>532770060Is that fucking Roblox?
>>532769795I've been bamboozled.
I'm gonna hold off on judging Noelle over aborted Weird Route until we figure out what the hell her feelings for Kris even are on normal route without god's intervention
>>532770012Sorry sweaty, if you want sincere posts you can go to boards.4chan.org.gov/v/. /utg/ is for shitposting, ritualposting and arguing about Kris's gender.
>>532769724>There it is.God, you just literally cannot stop yourself from sounding like a conceited moron, can you?
>Your lack of ability to understand people have multiple thoughts or feelings at any given moment. *slurp slurp suck slurp*
Oh my cheese, Kris, I'm so fucking hot right now...
*sluuuurp suck slurp*
I'm so fucking glad I ditched Susie and left her alone in the living room to be with you...
*slurp slurp*
Thank fuck this is a hypothetical scenario where you turn out to actually be Kris and not an alien body possessor so I actually got to do what I meant to...
*slurp suck slurp*
>>532769268>"My favorite ship dynamic!""Look these are two consenting non related adults, a straight couple and both identify as the gender they are born with."
>NO NOT LIKE THAT! THAT IS WRONG AND DISGUSTING AND BORING AND CLICHE AND BAD AND
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>>532770214not my best bamboozle, but i've always been a perfectionist
>>532769765Yeah, I'm back
>>532770142I'm still a loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
>>532770260>Oh my cheesejeez, all it took was one dream and she's converted to mausism
*scuttles in with a king-shaped tummy* what's shakin' bacon?
>>532770581GOD DAMN IT, FAG.
now i have to deal with YOU people AND tennafags.
The thread... is at its end... Perhaps now we will know freedom...
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KILL or SPARE?
>>532770383>NO NOT LIKE THAT! THAT IS WRONG AND DISGUSTING AND BORING AND CLICHE AND BAD ANDMeanwhile in reality-land one of the most popular ships in the Deltarune fandom is pic related
>>532770901>is straight>fucking diestoby really hates straight people
>>532770851I AM BAKING STOP
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>>532770749I kind of expected worse honestly.
The fuck did I just watch. Ralsie can't be that in the light world bros... Can he?
https://youtu.be/n75ecZXhPw0?si=SSpVZ-dgncdwEomq
>>532770749And me!
*hammers sign down that says "Will Post Theories for (You)s and goonbait!" with an asterisk*
*the footnote just has a sticky note with a foot drawn on it*
>>532771007What's there to like?
>>532762940Me in deltarune.
>>532771057You are stealing... our freedom...
>>532770012I've made three posts and they were all sincere.
Kris is way hotter than Ralsei. It's not even close.
>>532771163i actually like theories.
i am huge into schizoshit.
>>532771131tennafags are mostly women, mostly fat and owners of at least 3 cats and extremely sexually deprived.
and they fucking piss me off.
Nah... Let's use the shotacon threa
>>532740742I figured the "Throwing a beaten child in a makeshift cage in his shed" would be more incriminating
>>532771312>>532771234>thread that's earlier by one post but was posted secondWHICH DO WE GO TO
>multi-threading
welp, i'm out.
if doombass needs my help, he's shit outta luck.
see you in a bit, i'll go get drunk.
>>532769139Only if a cute girl is doing it
>>532770901This "ship" only exists because of the fact that neither of them have been seen and people are drawn to the allure of unknown characters. Same thing goes for people wearing masks. Such is human nature.
>>532771681The not Dess one. It's actually being used.
>>532771007>Toriel and Asgore: Most divorced couple in fiction, the fucking multiverse keeps them divorced.>Rudy and Carol: We still don't know their full deal but it doesn't seem to be a completely happy marriage, also Rudy is fucking dying.>Dess and Asriel: Dess fucking dies, Asriel dates like another half a dozen girls since then before fucking off.>Lanino and Elnina: Break up, get NTR'd, get pulled back together by NTRer, replace NTRer with another threesome component, now only survive as a bisexual throuple.>Meanwhile every gay couple (except Spamtenna) is happy and prosperous no matter what happens, one of the couple components can have taken the other on dates above a pile of fucked up human(monster) experiments they're hiding from them and it's not even a bump on the road.I don't think it's some agenda shit, but I do wonder at this point if Toby has some sort of subconscious issue.
>>532771960>Meanwhile every gay coupleall 2 of them?
>>532772187I think it's funny nobody cares about these dudes at all just because they're not women
>>532772090what about alphyne and suselle?
>>532772395A shame because it's really possibly the most wholesome romantic relationship of all.
>>532771960you missed
cat couple, happy nuclear family
gerson boom and mrs boom, happy marriage until he dies of old age
snowdrake and his wife, reunited and happy even though she is a zombie
>>532772604damn, anon has a point there.
the most literal who characters are actually happily straight married with children and all.
i do wonder if carol is actively aware of everything and tries to matchmake you with noelle.
>>532772604Having to pull from two dead people is not really a good indicator.
>>532772604>>532772874There's also Dogamy and Dogeressa
do romancecucks need constant validation this badly
can i jew you guys out of your cash just by making my own dating sim
>>532773186they are straight but the entire joke is about gay marriage with them.
