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Previous thread :>>534829840

Thanquol soon, friends!

>>534986850
Next year

just found out spell intensity is a thing? what is it and how do I get more of it?

>>534987551
flat multiplier to spell effects

depends on your faction

do any warhammer factions enjoy coffee

>>534987551
It makes spells more intense.
Only some factions have access to it.

>>534987651
Everyone gets access to it as there are random items that give intensity now.

Zombies? Meta for a reason

>>534987551
tzeentch is calling

Hey guys. Gelt finished his business in Cathay and moved back to the Old World. He's in need of a new home and found this nifty looking one. What do you think?

Pharaoh is a good game

Vampire CUNTS

>>534987551
Cathay gets stacking spell mastery with more spellcasters in their army, and maybe lions too I don't remember

I want rome 3 more than medieval 3

>>534988103
Why give it wings?

>>534987897
>yellow territory
not the best but serviceable
i think there are some decent defeat traits on ulthuan
>>534987795
ghorst zombies can win the entire campaign for you but you will have to fight every single battle on fast forward because by god it takes forever

>>534988203
anon...

>>534988203
bro the varghulf has wings normally.

>>534988254
Yes?

>>534987897
Floating island, no underground minerals, very few resources for practicing alchemy, weird tree-fuckers next door
Not based, not gold magic

>>534988103
Reminder that Varghulfs are just vampires who let the "beast in them" take control, there is nithing preventing a female Varghulf.

>>534988103
Which vampire cunt should I pick?

>>534988501
True
I don't think they would have tits tho, female bats don't have tits

>>534988329
The ones on that monster girl slutto are clearly intended to signify that it flies, unlike the inadequate wings the varghulf trots around on

>>534988591
I agree with your criticism. Unfortunately the modder just has one model for monster girls that he scales for the Varghulf and the Vargheists.
I don't know if in his newest pass he fixed that but I'm not paying his patreon so I dunno.

>>534988501
Hell yeah.

weird how tw players are like "this game is too easy" but also "noooo I can't not corner camp / bring multiple armies / limit my single entity use." almost like the only reason you think its easy is because you are leaning on certain crutch mechanics and without them you don't even know what half the units you have access to do.

>>534987930
part 2
Is Rome 2 a good game to play after Pharaoh? I was thinking about Three Kingdoms but I really enjoy the race war aspects

Someone let me know when they manage to get the cheats that got DMCA'd back up so I can report them again, thanks

>>534989117
Nice try faggot but bringing multiple armies is not inherently a crutch

>>534989117
>Multiple armies is cheating
>Single entities are cheating
Holy shit you're approaching the parody posts people make of you

>>534989489
bringing multiple armies is a legitimate strategy. making a doom stack that massively outvalues anything it will ever have to fight is the crutch.

Which came first - the chicken or the egg?

>>534987551
Characters that have Greater Arcane Conduit, like Slann get it.

WAHEE, SHARTU!

>morathi campaign
>drink a large glass of wine and jack off every time i win a battle on ulthuan (about two or three times per turn currently)
one of the most immersive vidya experience ive ever had tbhdesu

>>534988372
There are gold, gems, iron and marble there though.

>>534991105
I miss blacking out until I drunk playing total war

why are there no good achievments like to hunt Nakai down as Wulfhart?

>regenrating barrier that comes back when they stay in battle
>better melee stats than the fucking doomseekers with a shit ton more armor
>T3 unit
This is what the "LET PEOPLE PLAY (CHEAT) HOW THEY WANT!" fags want

>>534992321
Your point?

>>534992321
>tricher

>>534992321
the fact that all those max rank op units are only slightly ahead on the balance of power bar makes me wonder what they are up against

>>534991941
Previous game factions were implemented as an afterthought, at least with VCO you can still play the quest battle.

>>534991941
because depending on how campaign RNG shakes out, Nakai could be dead before Wulfheart can get out of Lustria.

Khazrak the BASED

>>534988163
Jade Lions also have it
>>534987551
Usually equipment like forbidden rod.

do the heroes have to be outside the army to discover cults
?

I have like 7 heroes in 2 armies parked outside this one settlement suspiciously radiating 100 tzeentch corruption but its not getting detected

Having shitty autoresolve is such a double-edged sword.
On one hand the AI actually attacks you so you get more interesting field battles.
On the other you actually have to play damn near every fucking siege battle.

>>534994762
name 3 (three) races that are like this

>>534994175
It's possible that the cult has discovery low enough to avoid detection. Undercities and cults use an absolute value that has a floor of 0 and a ceiling of 100. Heroes reduce that ceiling by 10 for each hero, but it never goes below 0. I'm not sure if being in an army affects the discovery however.

>>534995624
Beastmemes
Slaanesh
Vampire Counts
>Bonus round
Any Chaos daemonmanii spam
Skaven
Ogre Kingdoms (mostly early game)

>>534994175
Is the settlement itself radiating 100 tzeentch corruption or does the province just have that much corruption? It should tell you the sources if you hover over it. (Eg. +6 from adjacent provinces, +3 from hero actions, +2 from buildings, etc.)

>>534989136
Do you prefer cultural diversity or deep campaign and character mechanics? Rome 2 for the former, Three Kingdoms for the latter.

>>534989117
You are not bringing your Dark Souls "dex is cheating" /v/-tier nonsense here, if people want to play on easy and doomstack or play with their Foot Reiksguard (shields) (great weapons) (invincible) mods then I will tell them to have fun.

>>534996436
It's hard to tell which one I like more, because Pharaoh has both compared to Warhammer an Troy
I guess cultural diversity is more important as long as the rest of the game isn't too shallow

>>534994762
I AR'd Zhao Ming who admittedly had 8 like war drums and much inf chaff in his 20-stack with an 8-unit Chorf garrison on L, some of which were laborers and only one of which was a blunderbuss. I mean, what was I supposed to do, lose slowly and painfully? At least none of my nearby lords got his trait.

>>534997045
I like when randomly my garrison gets a heroic victory it absolutely doesn't deserve. Its like a little thumbs up from CA.

>>534987625
yes

>>534997045
>on L
campaign difficulty doesn't affect auto resolve, only the battle difficulty does

>>534987551
Tzeentch has the easiest time of increasing it, you can get it to +100% with a single skill on the greater demons lord.
Cathay and gelt are probably next easiest.

>>534997571
well it was VH, tho without AI buffs

>>534997536
>buy coffee in tilea
>sell it in the empire
>???
>profit
Why wouldn't this work?

>>534997040
I guess it depends on what you consider shallow, Rome 2 was reamed for being the dumbed down babby game for a reason but that was before it got the family tree and politics patches. Really the main thing is that there are no unique factional mechanics besides certain traits that give stat modifiers for each faction (Egypt gets more farm income or something like that for instance) so if that is a major turnoff you might not like the game. It's also missing some of the cool mechanics from Attila on that Pharaoh has, like setting terrain on fire or siege escalation.

>>534997771
fuck it I guess I can try Rome 2 next, I'm more familiar with the setting anyways
I own both already so I can just try 3K if it's not so good, I don't mind how shallow Warhammer is because it's cool, but Troy gets boring even though it's cool so could go either way
Atilla scares me

>>534997734
Small market in the Empire, plenty of dangers on the way.

>>534997734
That’s probably where the Nuln merchants are buying, selling it at home for double price IS the profit. Getting to Tilea from the Empire is a pain in the ass that either requires going over orc-infested mountains, through Athel Loren, or taking the long way around through Bretonnia. I'd probably do a 100+% markup too desu

>>534997734
It would, untill a bigger trading company decides they want less competition

>>534997734
>anon just figured out how commerce works

1-4 i play slaanesh 5-9 i play tomb kangs

>>534999775
ACH MANAAAR

>>534999775
play khalida and verify for us if her start is cursed or not

>>535000267
sorry im already in that khatep kush

>>535000425
AL-AKH MARRR

>>535000267
not the same anon but as a high queen khalida stan i can verify that her start is so unbelievably hard in 3. what ends up happening more often then not is that i can deal with the silver host well enough, but the second I meet queek he declares war on me, The dwarves in the mountains cuck my expansion to connect to other tomb kings, and Kroq-gar will declare war on you ~5 turns after meeting you. Its miserable.

>just lost Karak Drak from being overextended
>realize my ship is the most important source of pumping out troops so it doesn't really matter
I just imagine the Spirit of Grugni to be a clowncar

What do we actually expect from 6.3? supposedly Lizardmen and Tomb Kings will get some QOL changes but idk what would change besides better tech and Geomantic Web changes for Lizardmen

>>534996763
if you want to play with cheat codes because you think it's more fun that's on you, but don't go around lying that you aren't cheating or that the game is so easy because you beat it with cheats.

The Chorfs call The Dark Lands 'Ta Drazh Gazan', 'the Black Plain'

>>534997536
Nuln has a lot of ties to Tilea.

>>534999039
The Marienburg East Ind Company just goes straight to the source and cuts out the Arabyans altogether

>>535003913
No one gives a shit you dumb sperg, normal people play games to have fun and not because they feel like they have something to prove.

>>535004070
Do they have coffee?

>>535004368
They have ashes, suffering and Hashooooot

>>535004285
if the game is so fun for you then why do you go out of your way to auto resolve as many fights as the game will let you?

>>534997536
>Ywn be a humble merchant from Nuln trying to start a thriving coffee trade
>ywn go on a whacky adventure once something goes wrong
>ywn meet different equally whacky characters along your way
>ywn get through all the struggle and become rich and famous
>ywn have a wizard gf

>>535006085
>>Ywn be [...] from Nuln
ULRIC be praised

>>535006247
You fuck dogs + your God got mogged by his follower

>>535004871
Anon
the campaign IS the game. If you think only battles are the game why aren't you exclusively playing multiplayer?

>>535007017
>the campaign IS the game
it's not. the campaign only exists to set up battles. aside from a few faction specific mechanics there is no dimension to the campaign that doesn't revolve around building armies and making them fight. it's not like civilization where you can have a cultural victory or win the space race. even the economic aspect basically doesn't matter since the only things to spend money on is more army, and you don't even need economy buildings to maintain your army since you get so much money from winning battles. the campaign layer of tw is a complete joke and you shouldn't be taking it seriously beyond using it to roleplay.

>>535007582
So why aren't you playing exclusively multiplayer?

surprise surprise, the faggot insisting that everyone should play his way doesn't even like the game lmao
Way to completely ruin your own credibility.

>finally get a rebellion to spawn in Kislev after handing it to Archaon and raiding it for a few turns
>Karak Kadrin kills them
>war coordination states he plans on taking the city next
You know, anons have told me that the AI is always trying to find ways to fuck you over and they get creative when you're allied to them, but this is ridiculous

>>535009051
I use the campaign to roleplay and imagine that my lord is raping the defeated female lords

>>535009850
based rakarth

which patch, the game got harder?

always played very hard/normal and now it´s actually tougher. if you push too thin, they will push your shit in

>>535003913
Bringing multiple armies and using multiple single entities is not cheating, sorry you had to learn this way.

winning any battles in a campaign is cheating

>>535011391
this but autoresolve

>>535011391
essa ELGRAMOOZ

>>535011219
I didn't say bringing multiple armies was cheating. I was specifically calling out the retards from the last thread that were acting like you are forced to doom stack because you only get 20 slots. single entity spam is definitely cheating though.

why would I ever have a melee lord when caster lords are an option so I cna save the space in my army for more infantry?

>>535012015
>noooo I can't not corner camp / bring multiple armies / limit my single entity use
Exact quote.

>>535012138
>I can't not corner camp
>I can't bring multiple armies
>I can't limit my single entity use
all things you say btw

>>535012436
So bringing multiple armies to win with an overwhelming victory is a-ok with you, but bringing one army of elite units to win with an overwhelming victory...is not okay with you? Now you've just got me more confused if that wasn't just you being ESL retardo.

>>535009850
RA-ROO

>>535012910
winning is wrong, the ai's bonuses mean it SHOULD be winning every engagement, if you actually beat it, you're exploiting a hole in its tactics or strategy

>>535012065
Cause then you cant have Grimgor (Da Best)

if it takes you less than 30 turns to take two provinces your campaign is too easy

>>535013050
>the ai's bonuses mean it SHOULD be winning every engagement, if you actually beat it, you're exploiting a hole in its tactics or strategy
Do you have a source or any evidence for this? You type like legendfag despite having the opposite autistically opposite mindset of legendfag's idol.

>>535013312
That's literally every campaign in the game though

if it takes you less than 50 turns to capture the first settlement in a campaign, you're cheating

if you don't disband any unit above tier 1 in your starting army, you're cheating

if you don't use mods to delete your LL and use an army of only your starting infantry for the first ten turns at which point you have EARNED the right to use a legendary lord, you are cheating

IF YOU DO ANYTHING THE AI CANT DO, YOU'RE CHEATING

>>535012910
this might be too advanced of a concept for a cheater like you but it depends on army value. if you have a 40 stack worth 22k total against an enemy 60 stack worth 24k that's not cheating. if you have a 20 stack worth 40k and you lightning strike to autoresolve a bunch of individual 8k stacks that's cheating.

>>535013749
the ai cant launch the game....

Even /twg/ can attain harmony if it desires!

>>535013730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBcWVGYBrHQ
our guy proving he's the only legit tw streamer

>>535013843
You really do type like an MPtroon, that anon further up was right. Thanks to your input however I will run my 20 doomstack and only fight equivalent armies.

>>535012065
Melee lords are really only needed in the late game when the AI has had enough time to get enough skill points on immortal characters that they accidentally turn their own melee characters into gods of combat that shred anything they come into contact with. When they start fielding armies with 2-3 of these dudes you will WISH for a good duelist with yellow line investment

Remember to vote!

https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/forums/8-general-discussion/threads/10948-how-to-widely-implement-unit-caps-poll?page=1

We need unit caps in the game and sofia needs to se it!

>>535015473
>reddit spacing
>not even a poll
>freshly made self-advertising
Fuck off, Loregay

>>535015473
>I lack the will to not doomstack so I need CA to force me not to
Embarrassing

>>535015473
back in my day we would neuter you if you lacked self control

>>535015473
why are this guy and the cheatnigger allowed to shit up these threads every day

>>535017620
Shouldn't have pushed histfags out, I'm one of the only ones remaining.

>>535018160
only 4 more months until we get a new wave of histfags, this this they will take advantage of the a opportunity to push back the fantasois in their ravaged state

>>535013893
the ai doesn't have a pulse either so you'd better get to work bucko

is it a recent thing that the ai knows how to reattach artillery units to their guns now. I remember being thankful you could just make them run once and have them be useless the rest of the fight even if they rallied

My only AI related wish is for allied AI armies to so literally anything other than stand there right where they arrived and refuse to move

>>535018160
literally no one pushed them out they got mad at nothing and saw insults in every posts because they're schizo

soofarayoo

>>535019793
I was there faggot, your fanfiction is not reality. Now suffer in a hell of your own making.

>>535019547
AI armies need stand where the player tells behind then attack when you attack

>>535019856
nah history fans literally did this to themselves by chimping out

>>535020309
See >>535019856

>>535020592
lol wut?
>get new history game
>chimp out because its not medieval 3
>dont buy it and it flops
i dont think fantasyfans did that

>>535021054
What does that have to do with this thread?

>>535021130
what does total war have to do with the total war thread huh?

>>535021337
Can you read or are you ESL, faggot, this was about histfags being pushed out of the thread which has led to to the rise of thread personalities who just shit up the thread all day long. Not game sales or whatever you're on about.

>>535021492
based retard

>>535021492
Are you pretending to be stupid? Its not funny btw

>>535021569
>>535021818
Concessiones tuas accipio.

>>535021904
Whatever makes you feel like you won anon you need every victory you can get

This isn't unique to /twg/ if anyone is too retarded not to notice
I could say it's s board-wide or even site-wide issue, but why stop there
the Internet is no longer the Internet, some might say that the Internet has invaded real life but I say the opposite
everything sucks
there's no escaping it
just different flavors of shit
it's just kore noticeable here because of how little of us are left
this place will crumble and die, with the rest of the Internet and soon the material world as we know it
i blame hyenas

How shit/good would the game be if AI got complete acess to their mechanics?
>be crushing it, strength level 1, its turn 100 or so
>Snikch gets his ult off and just fucking deletes you
what else?

>>535023576
imagine if the ai actually used line of sight limitations
worthy tradeoff imo

>>535023576
A lot of AI/mechanics are gutted specifically because players can't handle it
Imagine if WoC was smart enough to actually preserve their units and roll out armies of chosen

>>535023910
>chosen
Just bring ranged armour piercing. Bonus if you have something to slow them down or knock them around. High-tech Aspirings would be the real shit.

>>535023910
imagine every campaign ending on turn 2 due to taurox wiping the globe

>>535023910
thats the biggest cope I have ever heard in my life anon

>>535023576
>AI now plays by the same rules of the player
>goes bankrupt and dies on turn 10

>>535023576
>AI given all of its mechanical access but still keeps the giant pile of cheats it gets to keep its brain damaged ass from collapsing because a proper AI would make turns take fucking days to process
>gets a tactical improvement to fight to win, not just annoy
>proceeds to corner camp when it has ranged superiority
>exploits siege maps
>wisely employs unit summons when they most fuck you over
>now outnumbers, out maneuvers, and out diplomacies you

>>535023576
>strength 2
>everyone betrays you since you're a threat to them and they're all playing to win

>play a faction that has a racial confederation mechanic
>get confederated out of nowhere on turn 150 because another faction in your race stacked enough macguffins to spend

>dwarfs go fucking insane and crush you with grudge armies if you end up at war with them

>every WH3 DLC lord roflstomps everyone else

>>535023576
>fighting AI grom with infinite goblin spam thanks to economy cheats the AI gets, doubled thanks to the AI somehow always existing in perpetual WAAAGHs, now boosted with cooking pot buffs

>>534998357
>Atilla scares me
kek
It's really good, you should try it

>>534998357
>Atilla scares me
The first playthrough is the only rough one
Once you learn what happens subsequent games turn the apocalypse theme into a nuisance

>>535023576
>Play as Chaos faction
>Suffer heavy attrition in a battle, but force march out of their reach
>End turn
>Oxyotl spawns and noscopes you

what's the deal with all of the histfags itt just being post-rome 2 babbys or med2 nostalgia goggles fags? play the real man's his games, empire through fall of the samurai.

>>535028218
>what's with people posting total war in a total war general?
hmm.........................damn good question

>>535028218
>empire
buggy dogshit
>napoleon
dogshit
>rise of the samurai
dogshit
>shogun 2
buggy dogshit
>fall of the samurai
only good one

>>535028379
none of them have worse bugs or worse gameplay than medieval 2 and none of them suffer from the garbage mechanics introduced by rome 2 so they are objectively the peak of the series

>>535028379
Very homosexual post

>>535028498
>worse bugs
empire
>worse gameplay
napoleon
>garbage mechanics
started in shogun 2 where there's no population, generals have rpg ancillaries and traits and automatic replenishment

>neutral with Skrye and Estalia
>took out Morghur and now in ambush stance turn after turn on his was-herdstone settlement, watching Skrye go into siege, then stop, then siege, then stop, neither Skrye or Estalia actually doing anything (Ambush stance is a great way to watch how artificially broken the AI is when the player is near)
Of course this also then means AI thinks I'm exposed and open here, so they declare war and run in for the naked settlement. Dumb rats, get spanked.

>>535028379
Aiiiieeeeee

>>535023576
have fun fighting beastmen and changling

>>535013932
A season of bliss!
A season of Bloodshed!

>>534998357
>Attila scares me
Its not that bad unless you intentionally pick the hard campaigns, which if you do, expect the toughest challenge any TW game can provide you. If you pick a comfy campaign like The Franks or Saxons to start off it eases you in a bit better, Attila has some of the most fun battles to play and sieges are fun unlike almost every TW game, plus the game does the whole "the world is ending" mechanic better than Troonhammer has ever done

>>535031016
Winning with WRE is still one of my best memories of playing TW.

>>535031016
I agree
I was especially impressed with the Constantinople map desu
AI handled it reasonably well too

I didnt realize how good Scout Equites were until I played a WRE campaign, they really just carry so hard

>>535031328
>winning with WRE
Im unironically looking up guides on how to do it and unsure if I want to either try and defend what land I have and abandon some of the edges of my map or the Legend strat because he has a guide for the first 10 or so turns involving abandoning everything but 4 of the settlements regardless I want to try and stay Latin Christian because if you are playing the WRE and converting to some barbaric religion I feel like that defeats the purpose + the churches provide some great bonuses for lategame

>>535031632
I had tried it a few times before over the years, but the time I saw it through and succeeded I only kept Italy and Spain.
Also I prefer starting with a smaller empire, so Italy and Spain was enough. For some reason I didn't have as much trouble in Africa as I did the other times.

>>535031632
>>535032071
But I did leave Africa as well*

Some of the old quests hold up and are good. Constant pressure.

>>535032606
fay enchantress low key slaps with the new items and helm of draesca trait

>>535034726
Get the fuck out

>>535028218
most histfags became fantachads or outright left the general

pharaoh being dogshit bronzeslop was the final nail in the coffin for the history playerbase

Are there any 9800x3d anons here? Do you get smooth campaigns and turn time?

>>535034975
no, but i 'only' have a 9600x and it's silky smooth so if you have an issue there's something wrong

>>535034975
I have a 7800x3d which is practically the exact same and a turn ends in 5 seconds

>>535035134
I'm just thinking of upgrading. My 5800x and 3070 rig just isn't cutting it anymore

Grimgore's boyz get insane buffs. Shame about the speed though.

>>535030603
So are they like, a package deal?

Why are boar chariots so ass??

>>534998543
Actually there is a tunnel under the Vault mountains from Wissenland to Tilea.

>>535036380
seeing someone willingly play in cathay when you have empire kino so close makes my skin crawl

>>535036461
Yeah, can't have one withotu the other. And their mother comes to eat at home every Sunday.

>>535036939
I am giving empire time to grow stronger so I can get that kino experience. Gonna go beat gresus to death in the mean time.

Unit caps threads are popping all over internet. My JDIF tactics are paying off!

ive sinned

I don’t want TW40k because I can’t stand 40k lorefags, and since it’s way more popular than Fantasy, every single online forum will be filled with pointless discussions between some autists about how their green Space Marine is much cooler than the blue or grey one.

I'm here, AMA

>>535040380
did you cheat the heroes in or steal them properly like a real man?

>>535041718
what would you say, you do here?

>>535042105
I manage communication between me and you.
You know when I want to say something, I make sure to put in the words in my computer so you can read them

>>535041076
Yeah
(but I think tw40k would be cool)

>>535041076
sure, but 40k is the next game and it's going to be amazing, so you have to take the good with the bad

besides, i would rather 40k lorefags debating spess muhreens than retarded coomers endlessly spamming female LL body mods and gay ERPing

>>535023576
Sigvald used his army daemonette summon right on top of one of my cannons once. I hated it.

>>535023910
i would delete them with magic and missiles like everything else?

Wtf?

>>535046101
cheatsfags see nothing wrong with this

>>535041076
Does 40K have depraved coomers like ratfags, beastcoomers, liggers and corruptionfags

Ratposters>Squirefags

>>535046101
the monkes are evolving, they're even switching form khorne to tzeentch worship

>>535046975
there are no rats or beastmen in 40k in the context of major factions

liggers are like old gods that don't exist as a current faction, slaanesh exists and much like fantasy they have pivoted away from sex and more towards violence/other forms of indulgence

dont get me wrong, we will never be completely rid of coomers, they are mentally ill after all, but it will be a bit nicer here

>>535046975
Depraved coomers are everywhere anon.

>>535046975
Well probably get Tau, Eldar, Sisters and the most depraved might be genestealer fags.

>>535046975
instead of all of those you have the equivalent of squirefags but for t'au and eldar

>>535046975
The COOM race in 40k is the GSC.

>>535046975
>coomers
>liggers
Really?

Queek and Skrolk update when

>>535042090
>did you cheat or cheat?

>>535048648
stealing heroes is possible within allowed game mechanics, it's not cheating

>>535043387
>but 40k is the next game
I hope not.

Just played with Ghoritch for the first time yesterday. Great character. Cool voicelines and I love his ability 'evisceration'.

>>535031632
>>535031328
>WRE
The very first thing I did was burn down every single province that wasn't in italy and then played the game like a regular total war lol

>>535046975
lmao
the rogue trader RPG has a big dating sim element, that should answer your question.

>>535050890
A shame the combat in that (like all Owlcat titles) is abysmal. I liked the crew members (non-party members, but actual crew you can speak in-depth with). Dropped that shit because of the combat. Wonder if there's some sort of automatic or skip cheat for combat.

>>535051008
Yeah I tried getting through it but got bored by how easy it is.
I'm waiting for the difficulty mods. There were a few for pathfinder so I hope the same happens for RT.

>>535051008
>>535051808
They said they will do a mass rebalance, but that remains to be seen how it will turn out

>97% success chance
>Failure!

>>535043387
>>535046975
>>535047486
>>535047525
>>535048171

>>535052565
1/33 isnt that unlikely

On a scale of 9 to 10 how disappointing will the news be?

>>535052995
11

>>535052728
what about 0.33/11 ?

Zoomie Zoomie are you ready for TCLA's upcoming 70$ Space consoomie?
Boomie is just angry that you get to coomie to big armored space men and their even bigger leaders, TCA will feature many 25$ DLCs featuring recolours of the spacemen for you to enjoy Zoomie! Isn't that wonderful!
Now don't forget to buy the next consoomie TCA has been drip feeding you news about for almost a year, if that does well there will be even more consoomies before the Future of Warhammer 3! That means you get to give more money to TCA and make boomie mad!

>>535053016
those look like similar numbers

>>535053362
And remember zoom zoom to fight in the forums and on reddit for TCA brining back 2 DLC every year so you can coomsoom soom and coom coom twice!

>>535053362
>>535053730
dont care, still buying TW 40k and all DLC

>>535053730
>>535053362
Things are looking GRIM

>>535053730
Why is there a ring of shit stain around his lips?

>>535053858
THAT'S THE SPIRIT ZOOM ZOOM, YOU ARE LOYAL TO TCA AND THEY CAN ALWAYS RELY ON YOU TO CONSOOM AND COOM

>>535054504
He actually looks kinda cool in that picture.

>>535054504
im 35 years old and a few hundred bucks for the game and DLC is nothing to me

>>535053010
But she'd give herself 12

Why is this anon sperging on a total war thread instead of the million of gacha threads about consuming jay pegs

>>535054754
there's a single schizo here who rages against 40k in every thread, trying different tactics every time

he is very, very upset that the next game is 40k and not whatever obscure history period he was hoping for

>>535053730
Is that a troon?

Shit that nobody says:
Please buff Chaos Warriors.

Play Vampire Counts.

>>535055951
I play them often. Been tempted to replay Ghorst for some fucking reason. Not like I've already finished his campaign twice this year alone.

>>535055896
skaven are underpowered even skavenfans realise how stupid they are

Units that CA really should have nerfed:
Principes
Chaos Warriors of Khorne
Gothic Warband

>>535055896
chaos warriors the unit or chaos warriors the faction, or chaos warriors the AI?
Chaos Warriors the AI needs help, they're always weak as fuck due to the AI not knowing what to do with them
chaos warriors the faction are strong
chaos warriors the unit are meh.

FERAL WYVERNS ARE SO BAD

>>535055951
I'm waiting for Nefertitties

>>535056682
I was thinking about the unit. If CA ever buffs the Warriors of Chaos AI then we are all in trouble.

>>535056714
Yeah, feral units are meant to be disposable. Having them be a rare and high(ish?) tier unit is retarded.
>here's your big waaagh reward, a mid/high tier FERAL unit AKA easy to lose/high management
Nah pass. Bait unit. Same with feral hydra. Feral manticores I really like as they're very cheap/easy to get, they consistently do amazing and who cares if they die. They're a FAF weapon for me.

>>535056793
Isabella is Vlad's current wife.
Neferata is Vlad ex-wife.
Technically, I don't think Vlad actually divorced her.

>>535056714
*feral anything is bad

ftfy

rampage needs to give 20MA or something impressive

>>535057145
Just use the ability all your characters get to calm them down...oh wait, you can't, because YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE PLAN

>>535057445
i dont play boring factions

>>535056714
Feral Manticores are worse they're utter shit disband it to save money since you start with one as Lokhir it'll never help you

>>535028638
shogun 2 does not have population but it does have growth over time

Thanks honey :)

>>535010337
6.2

>>535057883
>elfspearmanii + elfarchers vs delfspearmanii + delfcrossbows
Holy...soul...

i hope legend is ok, the video is very late today

I hope legend's wife is okay after the pounding I gave her.

I hope legend's hair is ok since it left to start its own business.

i hope ikit players get hanged

I hope legend is ok after I made him bite the pillow

1 week until Tomb Kings + Lizardmen news.
How excited are you on a scale of 1 to 10?

empire? reddit
dwarfs? reddit
chinks? reddit
french? reddit
skaven? reddit
nurgle? reddit
elves? reddit

>>535059327
2
couldn't care less enough about the less for news for a minor update that's been completed for the past month, CA isn't tricking me into watching their streams
that being said, I have no doubts that it will be a nice PATCH being advertised as an UPDATE

>>535059327
>lizardmen get a geomantic web rework that's ok
>Kangz get something trivial that does nothing

Is there a mod to unlock the DLC stuff or was that something I just imagined?

It's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EacQ39JfSPI

>>535059327
3
Mainly because for kangz I don't think a QoL update will be enough.

>>535060107
you do know we can just mouse over to see you're linking some youtubetranny right?

>>535059327
Give the Liggers a recruitment system similar to nurgle.

>>535060064
CreamAPI?

>>535060153
I am linking official chanel...

>>535060251
shut the fuck up, you shilltuber

>>535060370
faggot

>>535060112
Kangz have really easy levers to turn.
Unit tier and Cap adjustments, Jarmart cost adjustments, research rate adjustments, all easy to just change a number on and make the race stronger.

>>535060251
>>535060370
>>535060404
Fight fight fight fight

>>535060243
That must be it, thanks. Seems some wont work in multiplayer which sucks.

Real news vid here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXj0h6tDdY0

legend just shotgunned his brains out on stream
what did he mean by this?

weh

>>535060234
https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/1kl9u8c/lizardman_recruitment_should_resemble_nurgle/

>>535059327
>>535059775
We already know most of the rework and no there is no geomantic web rework planned

>>535061491
see
>>535060153

>>535059327
6 out of 10.
I hope that the Lizardmen technology tree gets updated and that Tomb Kings get earlier access to additional armies.

Is there a mod (Cheat) out there that gives the Portal/Rifts to Archaon as well as Be'lakor or lets Archaon evolve Daemons into their exalted versions? I'm gonna crank up the difficulty and slap on the Ultimate Crisis, and using Recruit Defeated Legendary Lords gonna collect all the Chaos characters and pretend its a less retarded End Times.

But Bels faction completely Mogs Archaon because of the maneuverability of the rifts, which makes it crazy easy to take down rival chaos factions.

didnt read

>>535062645
you could try this one, never tried it personally
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2877163852&searchtext=rifts

>>535062645
>>535063981 (me)
also, if you are only using recruit defeated legendary lords for Chaos, I recommend using this mod instead
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2877163852&searchtext=rifts
because you can still confederate chaos lords without having to deal with the other autism

>playing vampire cunts
>let the empire grow strong
>finally time for the climatic battle
>Ai's strongest army is... 8 great cannons, 6 pistoleers and a few heroes and few halberds
I need the best Ai recruitment mod ASAP, this cannot continue

Cuckbros, now is your chance!
https://www.twitch.tv/sadpocky
https://www.twitch.tv/sadpocky
https://www.twitch.tv/sadpocky
Come see a cute anime girl play Drazoath the Ashen with her totally not bf!

>>535004597
So just decaf then?

>>535064794
I love when my entertainment has 90 things blocking the screen it makes it way better

>>535064794
I want to play coop campaigns but its impossible to get games going. Not to mention no ingame chat is actually crazy.

>>535065203
I play total war for the power fantasy, coop seems like it would just ruin it
maybe if you have friends it might be fun, but I wouldn't know

>>535065465
It def. breaks up the roleplay or w/e, but 2 players on a team is def. way stronger than 1 with the same amount of land.
I would love to like, when ToT comes out, get a /twg/ lobby where three or more of us run the chaos factions on launch day.
This general is too autistic for that though.

>>535065203
I actually plan to play for the first time with a friend but how the fuck would that even work, one player ends turn after just moving an army and has to wait 30 minutes until other player ends huge battle?

>>535065981
you watch each others battles and can cede some of your units to them

>>535065981
In wh3, players take their turns at the same time.
You vote on playing or autoresolving battles. In coop, you can share units with the other player, in head to head, the other player can drive the enemy army (even if its not their factions)

>>535065818
>This general is too autistic for that though.
as much as I like the sound of that, unfortunately yes it would never happen
if I'm not mistaken, it's been tried a few times

>>535066212
>>535066054
by sharing units that means we both play same battle in one team or just that I send him my units to have easier time?

>>535066387
Lets say you’re franz, you have a 20 stack of mixed units. You can select your cav, and theres a little button near the unit porthole that gives command of them to the other player so they can micro ur cav for you

>>535066548
oh that's nice actually

Who's better as the legendary lord as opposed to a legendary hero? Vlad or Isabella?

>>535066357
I know. I’m usually the one trying it.
Again, it boils down to bo ingame chat. I had to setup like a fucking discord, and thats such a big ask for people here, otherwise we just sit there in silence. I don’t even mean voice, like text chat still has you having to tab out of the game.
Plus no mods as a default, and even then its still technical spaghetti.
I’ll prob try it on ToT launch anyways, but I doubt it’ll fly.

>>535066695
Vlad is the better lord because of his faction effects

>>535066695
Factionwide movement >>>>>>> shitty vamp stats

I might be the only eldarfag in twg

>>535067224
Get. Out.
40K is not welcome here.

>>535067224
I hope we will get yrliet as hero.

>>535067224
What do you like about them?

>>535066903
>>535066957
Good to know
I was gonna pick isabella due to vampire stacking.

>>535067224
Come in!
40k is welcome here!

I played a coop campaign as Tehen with my friend as Gor Rok, I found it rather fun. Being able to give someone control of cavalry/fliers is huge imo

>>535067837
she gets the same 10 ma/md trait as a hero

i actually had a campaign where i confederated vlad and got hero and lord isabella

>>535067224
>Look at me, I'm so special!

>>535067224
>simple sentence
>immediate 6 responses
impressive, so this is the power of 40k

>>535068378
Not a surprise considering the ~12 posts prior to it are total garbage.

>>535068032
The main thing is getting someone who has the same attention span/autism for this game as you do.

>>535067518
their armpits

>>535065981
Coop campaign is a gigantic meme, you will be watching other peoples battles like a good cuck

Where do these raider shits even come from? Every 10 turns or so they sail down from the nile and either raze my outposts or attack poorly defended settlements
I wipe out their faction every time but they keep coming back, they're like rebel armies or something
They aren't sea peoples, and the settled Libu tribesmen in the area are all on good relations with me

>>535068895
what WH3 mod is that?

>>535068863
1) we had a whole chitchat about you can play during your friend’s battles
2) they’re watching your battles, cucking them by your logic, therefore it cancels out to even

40k will a be a complete train wreck. I can't wait for pathfinding that doesn't work and missile infantry having to reform at a pace of snail every time they want to fire at somebody!

>>535068969
Looks like some 'make everybody black' overhaul mod.

>>535068969
Tomb Kings: Extended

>>535068895
>raiders
stop being a chud, they are refugee.

Sqvire (space) x bladesinger (space)!

>>535069068
>CA is brought to their knees by the expectation of releasing a lord pack as their only content for the year
>they can’t even post a video without delay causing technical issues
>we’re expecting them to deliver a ‘major expansion’ for WH3, TW:40k, and a ‘mainline’ history title next year
It’s literally your own fault if you buy any of their future products. You don’t get mad when you stick your hand in an alligators mouth and it gets bit off.

>>535069473
hey man I'm just calling them what they call themselves

Not playing wh3 or buying new dlcs until unit caps are implimented.

>>535069583
Here's your space elves, anon

Should I fuck off into Norsca or warp into the Southern wastes and take that over, grab Kairos, and then go back or elsewhere?!

>>535070067
Its implemented on races where it’s relevant for their gameplay.
Sorry they didnt bend over backwards for your lore-autist mindset.
I’m actually on your side, but this is ‘video game’ more than ‘accurate representation’ so shit like doomstacking that normies enjoy is allowed.
I realize this is like nails to a chalkboard to your autism, but try to understand.

>>535068863
>You will be watching other peoples battles like a good cuck
I pity anons as miserable as you, your friends won't hand over a single unit for you to fool around with, I pity you

>>535067518
NTA but i like how haughty they are, it's why i like elves in fiction.

>>535068863
>He doesn't enjoy watching others maneuver the battlefield, ridiculing their defeats and celebrating their victories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Spcn0JX9Qvo
IT'S UP, GET IN HERE

>>535070075
No, this

>>535071116
bros... i dont feel so good...

>>535071275
Your state of mind when you first link up to an Imperial Knight is very important as it will affect your connection to its Machine Spirit for the rest of your life.
What if you are horny for Eldar clown pussy?

>>535067224
I like them too

>>535070067
ok, no one else is though

>displeased with the state of the game, beta is gone, no news, 6.3 likely another 3 weeks out
>still just wanna play a campaign
>leaving for a vacation for the weekend after work today
Maybe just dropping it all for a few days is what I actually need

>>535070067
play Pharaoh

>>535067518
I just think they are neat!

>>535071275
>female elves x male human romance
GW will kick your balls for that

>>535072915
isn't gulliman or whatever the ultrasmurf primarch is called has been with some high-up eldar hoe for a while now?

>>535068895
they spawn from the western edge of the desert making egypt a hellish experience once you get big enough
creative assembly in their great wisdom listened to people complaining about corners of the map being too safe so they implemented this fun mechanic of spawning enemies directly into your lands all the time
this same shit is present in 3 kingdoms aswell

>>535073019
Other than picrel, there's nothing romantic about them.

Xiongnu soon, I feel. It's been some time since Fates Divided and the blog post mentioned looking north, so I really think they're going to get revealed soon. It'll make Dong Zhuo's campaign more fun and hopefully give him a route that isn't just pushing into Luoyang with no allies. Any moment now. Aaany moment.

>move: unit will move to target location ignoring all enemy units. it will not attack until given another command.
>stop: unit will immediately stop moving and attacking and will do nothing until given a new command.
>attack: unit will move into range of the target unit and attack it. if the target is the ground it will move there attacking any units in range without moving away.
>hold position: unit will stop moving and attack any enemy unit that comes into range. it will not move until given another command.
>attack ground: the unit will attack the targeted location regardless of whether there is a unit there or not.
rts games had this shit figured out literally 30 years ago so why is tw still stuck with this stance bullshit and ranged units that move when you don't want them to?

>try to reach long campaign victory
>vassals keep hogging all the settlements

Why the FUCK can't at least Archaon and Be'lakor get access to Cultist heroes of any given god, or even letting Be'lakor access to Daemon heroes.

PLEASE tell me some entrepreneur made a mod that allows this to be possible.

>>535074885
Doesn't razing/sacking count for # of settlement shit, anon? I dunno if it counts if vassals occupy them without you touching them though. Which mission exactly is it?

>>535074885
just use VCO

>>535073896
fuck that is annoying, I was feeling good about keeping most of my territory focused on economy as well
Is that just an Egyptian thing, or do the other cultures get something like it as well?
I guess I'll just build more warrior's refuges or something
it's like they saw Markus's Lizardmen invasion mechanic in wh2 and thought it was a well-received addition

>>535072915
Correct

Total War: Auriga when?

>>535072915
>>535075558
Noldorfag works for GW?

>>535075192
Yeah razing and sacking counts but if my vassal occupy before I get to it I get zero credit.
Playing nkari.

>>535075558
holy schizo

>>535074737
Just having "move" and "attack move" separated would be great. Maybe even having ranged units turn in place when repositioning to fire instead of walking forward while turning and getting embedded into mainline. Controlling the units often feels like playing some one-man indie tech demo beta.

>>535075558
squire-bros, how do we cope?

>>535074737
>>535076796
simply group units and lock their formation with ctrl+g then right clicking the enemy will have them charge/shoot whatever gets near first
yes it's shit

they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>535075558
what compells a man to write this?

>>535075558
Generally true and you see much of it elsewhere, TV in particular is rife and on the nose.

>>535075178
there's a mod that gives cultists to champions of chaos, if you search there is undoubtedly something like it to archaon as well
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2857177478

>>535075445
iirc there is another spot next to where irsu starts his campaign but other than that its only sea people spawning in and you can even turn that off if you want but not these random shitters

>>535077495
https://youtu.be/26mLdpZWwpY?t=144
Humiliation ritual
Saw this one recently too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H7QYG8Rr0A

Wanna start a dark elves campaign.
Which Delves are the best?

>>535077846
lokhir>rakarth>the rest

>I feel like i havent played wh3 for such a long time
>Its actually been only 2 weeks
Is this addiction withdrawal?

>>535077846
TRUE HEIR OF AENARION
Hellebron is my favourite by a mile but they're all cool as Dookie are top-tier cool factor.

>>535077063
Thats not the issue, the issue is that when you order unit to move, if it still has models fighting (like cav unit trying to disengage with models still embedded in enemy), it'll drop the move order. Or if it gets shot at, it sometimes drops move orders. As for archers, if their target moves too far to the side, they'll move forward while turning instead of just turning.

>>535077846
Rakarth is fun(for a Delf)

>>535075558
I don't know if I agree with elves being pseudo-bbc coded or whatever

>>535077846
KRAKENLORD OF KAROND KAR

>Any campaign in Cathay
>fun

which is better: Chaos warriors with sword and shield, great weapons or halberds?
undivided only.

>>535078501
All are good. Get a good mix of them depending on your army and enemy. Late-game I use Chosen without shields (GW and Halberds) with some Aspirings.
>>535078404
>immediately uses sea lane to get the fuck out of that shithole
Shit region. Shit faction. Cya, C*thay.

>>535077751
But this isn't about political agendas, it's an anon mad that a female elf in a video game and tableslop lore lore won't fuck him lol

>>535077063
the way control groups work is shit too. if I lock my formation but then move a unit to deal with an enemy flank or something when I select the group and tell it to move it should put the unit back where it was when it was locked, not where it is currently. the same goes for routing units. I shouldn't have to constantly rebind my control groups as units rally.

What's with the hate against cathay? I played as ping pong and had fun using their units. They're like a remix of the empire.

>>535078404
juan bo is fun if you just ignore his astromantic relay shit

>>535078501
if you use anything other than god-specific weapons (and axe/shield for undivided) you're a fag

>>535078929
because germany cool
china bad

>>535078929
Gyna bad, simple as

>>535078929
Not enough grimdark or something, never played cathay btw.

>>534997536
So when are they releasing the new lore that says that actually Cathay invented coffee and introduced it to Araby 10,000 years ago?

>>535078929
Jealous imperialist piggus.

How is this general so much more active than the helldivers general

>>535041076
How do you think hist fags felt about TWW

>>535078778
It's all connected to dismantling male authority and supplanting it with the state

10^100 shrimp attack your LL, do the shrimp win?

>>535079087
>>535079154
>>535079467
All the complaints can't be solely because of hating real life chinks, surely? I mean I don't like them either but the faction is fine.

>>535079560
Ogre would just eat the shrimps.

>>535079486
Because the Helldivers are actually playing their game

>>535078929
They're alright but any faction that literally buffs you for staying still repulses me
Lots of people are just propagandized/programmed to hate chinks though

Does Warhammer have any big brother sister pairs?

>>535077846
Granny and recruit only witch elfs.

>>535079486
This is what happens when you will only get 1 mediocre DLC per year.

>>535079805
Still can't believe the butthurt this game produced

>>535078929
>Muh perfect chinese empire
Literally the worst faction in wh

>>535079861
Fuck it. I given. I will download the coom mod despite not downloading a single one in my 2000 hours of playing this shit game.

All warhammer factions are a reflection of parts of humanity
The skaven part is why we can't have a utopia

>>535078929
Amerimutt hours

>>535080324
These kind of units like rangers and plague monks are funny, in multiplayer efficiency is important so they're great
In campaign specializing in chaff mulching is dumb because you were going to kill these units with whatever

>>535079861
I play her and Morathi similar, only accurate units (SoS, elves, medusa, hags for HelleGODDESS, and same + daemonettes + sorcs for Morathi). I've always really really liked Mesuda, their ranged attack is the most satisfying ranged attack in the game. Makes early game more of a challenge too as you have no bleaks, sharts, and dreads. Good fun. Oh just remembered I typically allow myself one Khab and one Hydra max per army. I don't bother with dragons. Also Harpies RoR are surprisingly really good (in manuals).

>>535080379
They're german?

>>535079635
its tryhard buts its not trying hard enough to go full circle to make it make ridiculous/fun again,

>>535080549
I like how world leaders put on these little displays to show who owns who

>>535079805
>>535079917
What setting, historical or fantasy, would allow for the highest amount of incest for a Total War game? My guess is Elden Ring.

>>535080203
Are you talking about their backstory or how they play? I have zero clue about warhammer lore, nor do I care.

>>535080819
https://youtu.be/9Uw4r-xxpBA?t=42

>>535080549
Who's the warhammer equivalent of this scene? I think it could be Louen as Trump and Ariel as Bibi.

>>535080831
Why go for the tie in Elden Ring, may as well go straight to the river shitting source with GoT

>>535080909
Their lore is pretty generous to how powerful Cathay is and how harmonious their culture is

>>535079917
most people think incest is disgusting.

>>535081336
most people are wrong

>>535080710
Based. I only play with thematic armies these days. I physically cringe when I see some dumbass call for a dark shard spam.

>>535081336
I don't like it either but I can also go look up games with rape and snuff and whatever else

>>535081576
Yeah, I always do thematic and/or restrictive/challenge armies now and have for a while, it makes the game substantially more fun. Some are much harder than others of course, but it's all good fun and you still learn much more. I do like simple units like Asur archers and Dookie Sharts. I'll still sometimes play an Alarielle game or Malekith game and use a bunch of them (never majority of any army, but still like 5-7 of them).

It's up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ7Gck1Zy8E

>>535079805
The vortex campaign in TWW2 for dark elves is entirely about shadowblade saving his little sister with pigtails from eternal torment by malekith. The sister was made up for total war though.

>>535078501
You should have a mix of them, but if you could choose only one then Great Weapons.

is tehenhauin the only faction that can force his whole race to start a race war

>>535085403
he can do that?

Either I haven't used or looked closely at Empire Outriders in a very long time or they just recently made it so each of them shoots 6 shots per volley

>>535085403
yes
total skaven death NOW

>>535085448
Yup, the final purchase in his pyramid thingy is total rat death.

>>535085515
They've had repeaters since ToD.

>>535085734
Cringe

>>535085734
based, total skaven death

>>535085934
Rodent hands typed this post.

>>535085734
Absolutely based

>>535081138
Absolutely Bretonia and WE. Especially when you get the quest from Daith when playing as WE to kill Bretonians to remind them they are inferior.

>>535085734
https://files.catbox.moe/dwn6g3.mp4

>>535086064
Bel'akor getting rocked will NEVER be canonized

>>535086167
enough with the total war general, time for the TOTAL WAR general

>>535085819
Ah gotcha

>>535085819
If GW weren't bitches Ironsides would have repeaters too but they are so they don't.

>>535081576
>I only play with thematic armies these days.
I love playing with thematic armies.
I even refused to recruit huntsmen or war wagons units as any Empire faction until I played as Markus Wulfhart for the first time. Same with kroxigors. Didn't recruit them until I played as Nakai for the first time..

>>535086876
Empirechads we got too cocky...

>>535087230
CA... They GET me

>>535087230
thats so fucking hot

LL for this feel?

>>535087230
she owes me sex

>>535075178
Courtesy of yours truly
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2856628979&searchtext=Chanpions+of+chaos+expanded

>>535087435
>Footage of Oxyotl in the realm of Chaos, colorized

Remember these?

>>535087494
Not that anon but I might give it a try. Plan on replaying Sigvald again soon.
>Mixu's Unlocker IS STRONGLY RECOMMENDED WITH THIS MOD AS SEVERAL OF THE UNITS WILL NOT APPEAR RECRUITABLE WITHOUT IT
Can you confirm? I don't see why a start pos cheat would make a difference here.

>>535087745
SOUL

>>535087917
It has to do with opening racial permissions for agent types.

>>535087230
Is she okay?

>>535087745
>can't even interact with the puzzle
what are they thinking?

>>535088027
Ah okay, fair enough, I've never used that unlocker thing. The unlocker does nothing by itself, right? It's only a framework of sorts for others?

>>535088324
It allows you to pick minor factions to play as. That’s all.

>>535088801
If I ever play Itza again I really need to stop myself using Kroak
Maybe just nuke the odd city for fun

>>535071116
another day another TW or civ killer that flops despite youtube shills
such is life

>>535069473
racists see violent desert raiders
I see a scribe, a royal engineer, a priest of Amun

>>535088463
>minor factions
Pretty cool. Any in particular you liked? Could be nice to play a 'small' guy and be kinda scared of LLs running around.

>>535089427
>engineer
these savages consider the composite bow to be the pinnacle of technology, it's their highest tier unit alongside their veteran swordsmen
meanwhile my Ta-Seti longbowmen have a base of 240 range, with higher accuracy and comparable damage
not to mention their top-tier units are running around in loincloths and capes, whereas mine are wearing vibrant pelts, jewels from the mines, and cloths from all around Egypt

I'm the only one that likes the Votann here.

>>535075991
Wild that vassals always count in 3K but not WH.

One reply and I play Archaeon for the first time since he was a horde faction in warhammer 1

>>535091483
dont play archaeon

>>535091483
I like dark fortresses and all, but I really miss horde WoC.

>>535091573
sorry anon you replied I have to now

I need some advice /twg/
Playing as Malus, and after a couple turns I took my frozen pizza out of the oven and put some peppers and spices on it. Do I let it cool for a few minutes or do I just cut it up and eat it now?

>>535092251
heh

>>535090952
racist.

>>535092571
just heat it up now, I do this all the time when playing as Lokhir but with spinach and garlic powder all the time

>>535092812
spinach and garlic powder on pizza? Go on...

The chaos gods and their animal themes.
>khorne: dogs
>nurgle: toads
>tzeentch: birds
>slaanesh: women

Bought the trilogy and I've been playing 3 as my first Total War game. I've finished the tutorial and completed a Realms of Chaos campaign as Norsca(?) (Boris who rides the bear), so I at least have some idea what I'm doing. Any tips or recommended factions for my first Immortal Empires run? I like the look of pic related but apparently Empire is hard/a noob trap?

Had a job interview and got the rejection notification in the same day. LL for this feel?

About to play Rome 2 for the first time, do I use the DEI mod or just play a vanilla campaign to get my bearings?

>>535093131
Skarbrand
>>535093109
Warhammer 3 is your first total war? gah damn

>>535092571
>put some peppers and spices on it.
this dude is using cheats on his pizza lmao

>>535093085
>got of sluts
>represented by women and crabs
>this is because slut women will give you the crabs
woah...

>>535087230
>Princess losing to a hydra.
Does this actually happen?
Are lvl1 Elfus that weak

>>535093109
Balthazar is the easiest Empire lord and one of the easiest in the game, just use a guide to learn gun formations and you're golden.

>>535093109
the guy in your pic is probably easy enough to play your first campaign, just cast alot of spells

>>535093234
If you can count 4 hours of Rome 2 when it released

>>535093131
>applying for a job
>ever
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>535093369
>>535093387
Thanks that makes it easy. I like the look of the two-headed bird, I'd like as much fantasy as possible, but Balthazar just seems so cool. Also considered Skaven but friendly fire is through the roof?

>>535093109
Gelt can be fun, but he's rather overpowered (for single army). If you want mage doomstack, go for it. Empire with Karl is still the OG experience, but rather tough. Dwarves can be fun for newbie, since you mostly just field ranged and artillery behind shieldwall, you can focus on practicing target priorization, blocking enemy flankers and their campaign mechanics are a good introduction to "utilize these special things to power yourself up". Maybe a Chaos faction? Archaon or Kholek I'd say. Archaon has 4 different quests for powering up him with unique gear, whereas Kholek is just huge "centaur" with upper body of Ogre and lower body of a Dragon.

>>535083928
>>535069797
As the only TW:P player on Earth, would you recommend it? Visually it looks good, is there anything "different" from Warhammer such as gameplay systems, or is it just a reskin? I know nothing about Egypt.

>>535093262
And snakes.
Very adam and eve-esqe

>>535093582
Friendly fire is the name of the game
You know you're playing Skaven correctly when you do more damage to your frontline than the enemy

>>535069797
>>535068895
I remember when it launched people complained about these infinite raiders, I can't believe they never removed or patched this lmao. Pray for a mod otherwise this is working as intended.

>>535093582
If you want maximum fantasy, go with Gelt. He can build ridiculous spellcaster doomstack. His gimmick is that mages grant +15% spell power to every spellcaster in army. So with 7 mages you'll have maximum spell power (200%) and basically unlimited mana (Winds of Magic), so you can just fly around and destroy everything. Grab 1 of each lore of magic into your army and enjoy having every possible spell at your disposal.

>>535093582
we should co-op campaign

Realizing this scene is just a doomstack showing up
https://youtu.be/Jl8TiA3RwIY?t=32

>newfag to the series asking for tips
>doomstack doomstack doomstack
Time to gas this general.

>>535052273
>mass rebalance
God, I hope not, their idea of balancing is the MPnigger approach but for a game that has no PvP, its purely SP or Coop
>find fun builds that are fun and overtuned by a small amount
>nerf them to the fucking ground
>dont add an alternative to get to that point again
In WOTR they nerfed tf out of 2 of the mythic paths to essentially be useless on the hardest difficulties (Aeon/Azata) which are notoriously bullshit. Then they nerfed Mystic Finesse so it cant work on everything so if you want to use a Dex build you're fucked on damage because Finesse labelled weapons are just worse overall. Recently they nerfed Shatter Defenses so now pure martials have nothing to fall back on, RT has been the most fun game they made to play, these faggots better not nerf Cassia even further or Arch Militant

>>535094972
the problem is that rogue trader has no fun builds, everything is bland and easy.

>>535094857
But that's how it goes
Newfag tries to make balanced armies but doesn't know the matchups and gets stomped
Midwit spams strong unit and just facerolls an AI that can't build counterstacks to it
Pro builds balanced armies and can wage much more cost effective war, taking territory faster with multiple cheaper armies instead of one bank busting army
It's all but a phase

>>535093941
Its not everyone's cup of tea but I'd give it a go. There's tons of things you might appreciate. Here are some:
- Vigor and terrain matters a lot more. Heavily armored units tire faster, so baiting them over mud makes them easier targets and you can actually use chaff to weaken them. Armor degrades too, so +1 to chaff. Light infantry can hide in tall grass too and grass/forests can be set aflame with fire.
- Resources are more complex and map position matters more. Food-rich areas can field tons of shitter armies, bronze-rich regions heavily armored troops, wood and stone lets you develop much faster and gold is required for elite troops.
- Sieges are more interesting imo. Due to vigor just assladdering your way through wont work that well and it takes ages to break gates without Rams. Cities also look like actual cities.
- Armor is more powerful since AP is rare and often comes with significant tradeoffs. Practically no archer has high AP, so you need short-range low-ammo javelin troops to flank
- Formations and movement options like shield wall, fighting retreat and push forward open up new strategies in battle

>>535095082
>no fun builds
>ignores Warrior/AM and Blade Dancer/Assassins ability to dance around your enemies on the battlefield
>ignores Soldier/Master Tacticians ability to control everything from a range
>ignores Cassias ultimate support build
Sounds like you didnt try hard enough

>>535094857
>>535093872
>Playing Karl is doomstacks
>Playing dwarves is doomstacks
>Playing Chaos is doomstacks
Sounds like you´re a shitter who spams doomstacks. Pretty much every faction has that option. One doesnt have to, but you cant seem to resist.

>>535095376
And it's all pointless because the game is so easy a retard can mash their way through the highest difficulty.
Pathfinder actually required real builds at the higher difficulties.

>>535095486
>real builds
I like Pathfinder but dont act like every build isnt just trying to cookie cutter at the end of the day if you play on Core or above. For martials you go into Shatter Defenses because thats all you can do then Ray spammers also go for that too on the magic side. Cleric (Sosiel) has to spam Domains nonstop and Nenio is sadly the only somewhat unique build outside of you doing something on your own build

>>535093941
>playing Egypt
gross
Greece, Hatti and Mesopotamia are RIGHT THERE

>>535046975
40k is a very coomer friendly setting

>>535093131
Helman Ghorst

>>535095987
Funny how she has the most wholesome romance in RT a shame her hair looks like dogshit

>>535093941
I'm still new to it (80 hours), not the pharaoh anon
but I am having a lot of fun with it, it is very different from Warhammer, and feels fresh in a way the Warhammer series hasn't felt in a long time
I will go over the main differences I have notices so far
>positives
The campaign map is much more interactive due to how attrition works and the addition of outpost settlements along roads
recruitment is split between faction units and native units, so your armies will be different depending on region (and the enemy's)
Lots more campaign mechanics that all work together
Lethality (a chance to instantly kill a unit on hit), and stances adds a new dynamic to battles, and things like flanking and morale are more important
Visuals, immersion, and overall atmosphere
>negatives
Less variety, both in campaign and in battle
not everything is explained very well, game is confusing at first
not a lot of mods for it
the ai doesn't really know how to use all the campaign mechanics
campaign map feels awkward in some areas because of the blocked off territory

>>535096606
why did this make me hard?

>>535094778
this is louen vs wulfric after dealing with belacuck

>>535091792
Putting together a new army is still aids because of the dark fortress system.
>No forward recruitment base
>No global recruitment
>Have to start at marauder level even late into the game

>>535096606
do not lewd

>>535096606
>>535096696
Ah yes, a Slaanesh vassalize focused run with porn audio in the background to function as ambient sound over the increasingly corrupted land

>>535096869
I dont think ive ever had an issue with recruitment in a WoC campaign but also I almost never lost any units besides some daemonettes which are easily replaceable

>>535096826
I really want my Norsca DLC but I also fear them just becoming OP

>>535095803
the south shall rise again nigga

>>535097349
They never liked Norsca so itll probably be the Greenskins all over again for them meanwhile Slaanesh and High Elves are gonna be the busted ones

>>535097478
*blocks your path*

>Wulfrik will have a teleport because his lore states he has one
>Sayl will have a teleport because they cant make a good campaign mechanic not involving teleporting like how they fucked Gorbad over
Throgg bros Im worried...

>>535097349
the ai already does well with them so they will be an absolute fucking menace for anyone around there

>>535023576
>have to beeline Ikit before he nukes the entire map

>>535098693
This already happens given the nuke gives him such a bullshit amount of AR

>>535097564
the greenskins are fucking op though

>>535098768
No, I mean doomspheres suddenly ripping apart the entire map like that one Anon's video

>>535097349
are you the guy I just played helldivers with

>>535087745
>LET ME ROTATE IT REEEEEEE
Yeah, I 'member

>Purchase Total War Trilogy which gives factions from all 3 games
>Half are still paid DLC
Sorry I didn't realise I was playing Train Simulator. This is a joke.

>>535085734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAYkRnHi1Zo&list=RDPAYkRnHi1Zo&start_radio=1

>>535100857
Do you care about mutiplayer? Pirate it if not

>>535100816
No I'm completely asocial outside of 4channel

>>535100857
So you're saying you want them to cancel the DLC they're working on right now

>>535100857
all the dlc are creamable its more like an optional tip because the tabletopslop enjoyers are used to paying multiple times for each of their little armies

>>535102575
>>535100907
Idk about mixing in Russian pirating tools with my legit Steam account. My account must be worth at least 5k

>>535102873
You arent mixing shit if you pirate the entire thing

oh no no no

>>535095158
you mean
>newfag tries to make balanced armies but loses because he doesn't know how to play the game
>instead of learning how to play the game gooder gets infected with legend brainrot
>now he thinks he's a pro because he can win with his corner camping sisters of averlorn stack but actually he still isn't any better at playing the game then when he started

you guys need cheesy doomstacks to win in this game?

>>535104817
I think the only doomstack I ever made was Necrofexes as Noctilus.
Was admittedly pretty fun for the remainder of that campaign (like 5 turns).

>>535103626
Why is there no defense against slaanesh seduction? It's so fucking annoying

>>535106539
There is followers (and Traits I think) reducing the amount of money Slaanesh factions can use to steal units.

>>534986593 (OP)
Seeing a bug that I thought I would ask if anyone else has dealt with before

Playing Karl, ~10 turns into my campaign after I win a battle that I manually fought against Khazrak I only get experience, and one time an item, in the post battle. No prestige or money. If I auto resolve everything works as it should.

I saw similar happen a few weeks ago when I had a freespawn 0 upkeep lord appear out of nowhere, after disbanding him everything started working properly, though this time I don't have any such thing. Don't know which mod that came from, an empire general with a medium sized army spawned near fort soll, I believe, opposite a generic greenskins army with no event or anything. Maybe an AI faction has this going on and it's somehow affecting me?

Ive got 76 mods running right now, I'm sure it's related to one of them but I thought I would see if anyone might have seen this before and can point me in the right direction.

>>535107635
haven't played karl since before thrones of delay but there was a dilemma where you have to help an elector count under attack with a small auto generated relief force
if you win the battle but the lord was killed, you get a replacement lord and it will be 0 upkeep
no idea if karl still has that tho

>"I run, at once! I run, at once!"

No you don't, you are Gyrobomber stunlocked, Kemmler, and Krwell is getting raped by goblin hewers

>>535108207
I've done those before and never lost, and not had any this campaign so far. I did get the dilemma from recruit defeated LLs on this turn though, perhaps that might be related. I delayed the decision, wonder if it might break something behind the scenes on the turn it prompts.

>>535057719
So does Rome 2 but people still bitch about it.

wow cool nice army

>>535109439
This is unironically how I win most battles

>>535107635
>Mods
Any recommendations please, this is all I have after hitting page 10 of the workshop. I'm not interested in anything lewd.

>>535109561
by encamping and letting them come to you or by spamming ranged?

>>535109439
Just you wait /twg/! In 80 turns, I will have an army of 0 upkeep characters!

>>535078929
how many times has some retard asked this bait question at this point, there wasn't even any cathay hate in the thread up until this point and half the responses are always just seething about americans

>>535109785
Reply to wrong post?

>>535109821
Spamming ranged. If you set them up this formation: ^ it confuses the AI whilst the back units can slowly grind them down.

>>535109785
I have 100 and something mods, about half of them graphical
what kind of mods do you want the most? mechanics, qol, new stuff, reskins, etc
some mods I can recommend to anyone for a better looking campaign map:
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?
id=2987536840&searchtext=dynamic+world
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2981487654&searchtext=fancier+forestry
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2998630271&searchtext=campaign+weather+overhaul

>>535104371
You got this other way around, corner camping is a refusal to engage with game's mechanics, but legend abuse every single mechanic there is to his advantage. People don't learn corner camping from legend, they learn it from playing dwarfs or elves while listening to retards that claim using game's mechanics is cheating.

>>535104371
I'll never understand the Legend seething. He is genuinely good at Total War. Showcased by how he will win hard battles people send him.

>>535109920
imagine all the sex

What's the comfiest province in IE and why is it The Silver Road?

does anyone have a video of milk and cookies tw suffering a crushing defeat against a random army of orks beacuse he kept trying to micro his elf archers?

>>535110507
>>535110839
literally every disaster battle from legend that I've bothered to watch was some combination of corner camping or hiding his army in a forest. he barely even bothers to use hotkeys. even in his commentary he will say stuff like "the ai becomes stupider after 5 minutes so I'm just going to hide in this forest until then."

>>535111562
It's pretty clearly the Eastern Colonies.

>>535113803
these are the people responsible for the balance patches btw

>Waiting for Slaanesh news
>Steam notification mentions a Shogun 2 Oda livestream instead
KORE WA YURUSAN

>>535113867
Yeah, it's not really fun. It's good knowledge to have if you just have to clear one retarded battle to further your campaign but it's not an interesting or engaging way to play generally.

>>535113867
warhammer total war isnt really much of a game, its a simulation. its about watching your guys fight. thats why i used to play it anyways. if you arent taking the time to zoom in then you arent getting anything out of it. thats why i always kept pause on. i dont know why legend's autism latched onto this game its not the point of it, he should autistically speed running something

>>535115027
I mean it's pretty clear in terms of progression
>Enjoy the game a lot
>Play a lot
>Get bored
>Up difficulty however many times
>Reach points in many campaigns where you have "impossible battles"
>Play them out because why not, eventually learn how to beat them consistently
>Start uploading videos
>Make money
>Now stuck doing it forever
>Get even better

>>535115390
>Start uploading videos
>Make money
>Now stuck doing it forever
We talk about this like it's awful but how many people grinding out 40 hours a week at Target or Wallmart would rather do that instead?

>>535115608
I appreciate having a hobby I can just do for fun. I've been blue collar and white collar and I really don't want what I do to relax on my free time being what I depend on to pay rent.
Sure it's maybe better than literal bottom of the barrel service jobs but I will continue to prefer an actual career with a hobby on the side.

>>535115608
but those people at walmart get to go home after work and play total war and enjoy it

>>535115949
>>535115991
Fair points.
Now that I think about it I probably wouldn't enjoy any of my hobbies as much if I had a constant nagging thought that my mortgage depended on the hobby.

>>535115390
the difficulty options in the game are poorly designed and don't actually force you to play better. you can't beat 2hu on lunatic by cheesing, you have to actually git gud at danmaku shooters. in tw you can be like that idiot that said doomflayers and rat ogres are interchangeable and still easily beat campaigns on legendary by abusing campaign mechanics and the retarded ai.

>>535116575
Legend, while good at campaigns, doesn't really focus on that. He has just gotten really good at the battles so he can essentially make whatever he does on the campaign layer work.
But I mean, it's a strategy game. It's only hard until you figure it out. It's not the same kind of difficulty as what you're describing.

>>535113908
too isolated yet too close to the southern chaos wastes, The Silver Road is quite literally the center of the Old World, hyperconnected yet safe due to the beautiful mountain ranges, perfect for expanding in every direction, full of valuable resources, it's just the best

>>535116795
>He has just gotten really good at the battles
he's not. he's really good at abusing the ai's limitations. 99% of the stuff he does wouldn't work against a human opponent or even a competently designed ai.

Are Black Dragons worth it? I feel like it'd be nice to have one or 2 but it has to fight for those slots against either a Kharibdyss or Hydra. I know it's probably better but I'm not sure if it's better enough to warrant the loss of coolness that comes from the other monsters.

>>535109948
>there wasn't even any cathay hate in the thread up until this point
nigger are you blind
>>535078404
>>535078671
>Shit region. Shit faction. Cya, C*thay.

>>535117456
Everyone is ignoring your minigame for obvious reasons.

>>535117480
it probably is a bit better but when you have no way to heal them, i kind of prefer hydras a bit more
usually 2 dragons and 2 hydras in my armies

>>535117456
now that i learned you actually play mp, cheatsautist, i cannot take you seriously. i already couldn't take you seriously but now it's set in stone

>>535117641
And where does your Kharibdyss fit in your standard army? What does your standard army look like?

>>535117543
>1 is simply saying the region sucks which includes several non-cathay factions
>so only 1 (ONE) post actually said anything even slightly negative about cathay before the "why the hate against cathay" nonsense started up again
jesus you fags have thin skin then

>>535117802
It's really funny to me that Enticity, a mid-level traditional RTS player, can play TWW multiplayer and literally build whatever he wants and win major tournaments. He just picks a race, plays whatever he wants, and upends the entire "meta" the shiteaters have put together. Hilarious.

>>535117543
>hate
Cathayfags really are soft. The region sucks, this is unanimous. And a lot of people do not like Cathay in general as they don't fit or belong to the setting.

>>535118027
>A quarter of the map is this dogshit region that nobody likes or wants to play in
>Every related loading screen fluff blurb is about how Cathay is the best at XYZ and everyone else is barbaric to pander to chinks
Imagine if the map stopped at the edge of the Mountains of Mourn and we had actually realized Naggaroth, Lustria, Southlands, Nehekhara, and Chaos Wastes instead
Fuck Chinks.

schematics from nan gau

>>535118483
whats longma

>see like 4 elspeth armies move into the fog of war just south of a settlement I just captured
>nemesis crown spawns in exactly where they're all pooled

>>535118459
don't falseflag too hard now young'un

>>535118657
Do I have to screenshot the loading screen fluff jerking off Cathay over and over again? They even make the Dragon Emperor equal to the Old Ones.
The only interesting character is Zhao Ming. He can stay.

>>535117802
>he doesn't remember when tw had drop in battles and you could have another human take control of the enemy army in your campaign battles

>>535119026
yeah except i do, i played those. there were no autistic rules like mpfags have, the opposite player took control of whatever the ai army was and had to deal with it and you, plus the terrain. no autistic flat maps like mpfags demand you fight on or limits on certain units besides the campaign limits already in place. avatar conquest would also give mpfags an aneurysm with how many buffs you could stack on your armies eventually because they have shit taste in actually fun gameplay modes

>>535117816
i prefer shades over darkshards bc of the range
lord
mage
master
hag
2 hydra or kharibdyss
2 dragon or kharibdyss or medusa
2-4 bolt throwers
rest shades

>>535119278
To be fair to MPfags, Domination (the main mode in WH3) has a lot less rules than land battles did.

>>535119486
i didn't mention any of the non-domination rules, they were even more autistic shit like the movement and engagement rules and not being able to hide in forests.

>>535119278
ok but even with normal drop in battles most of legend's cheese wouldn't work. a human player wouldn't suddenly become lobotomized because you hid your army in the forest for 5 minutes. a human player wouldn't suicide his army into yours just because you ran your lord around in front of them. the reason that mp has rules is because a human opponent can just cheese right back at you and then you end up with both players parking in opposite corners refusing to move.

>Rajesh is still talking about his MPfaggotry
Grim

>>535087745
Hey! That's not the in-game text!

>>535109920
bro you miss essential mods. "Make them Unique" f.ex.

>>535120541
Funnily enough I dont think any of them would get a change from MTU

>>535120238
correct, most of legend's cheese wouldn't work. except there was also none of the autistic "no fair" rules you faggots have in warhammer mp so it was just good honest fun. now i know why you complain about "cheating" all the time, you play the mode where faggots just ragequit if someone doesn't follow a whole laundry list of rules. most campaigns intended for drop in play also had battle timers so no, both sides couldn't sit in either corner otherwise the attacker would lose. as i said, i am never taking any of your shit seriously again

>>535120776
>most of legend's cheese wouldn't work
wrong
it did work and they never invited him back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jElk_g1Rtxo

>>535117997
>>535118027
>>535118459
>The region sucks
Your first mistake is assuming I like Cathay when I said it's just ok after playing 1 campaign as them.
your second mistake is assuming I ever posted itt before. I wanted to know why the region (or the faction, it wasn't clear which was the problem) sucks, as I only played it as cathay once and didn't notice anything.
And, as I said, I don't know anything about the fluff.
If anything you guys are being strangely defensive about your dislike of the place without actually giving reasons.

>>535121320
>assuming I ever posted itt before
yeah you're a blatant newfag that much is obvious. you talk like a woman.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2860239015
How did you get this one through, coomfags?
Looks like shit too. Like every single other Valkia reskin.

>>535121525
I notice you failed to post any actual reasons as to why the region is bad.
I am not trying to troll you or anything bro. Lets deescalate.
I'll give you a settlement with a military building on it in exchange for peace, ok

>>535121320
>without actually giving reasons
Cathay has very little existential threats, as a result Zhao and Miao have very easy campaigns especially since they start so close together. As a whole the region is empty and not even filled out at the south near Ind and Khuresh. Their mechanics are braindead easy to use and OP while being simultaneously bland and boring, Juan Bo even more so. And I don't care much about their lore but the loading screen quotes do sometimes seem wanky when compared to the satire the Imperial and Bretonnian quotes often present.

>>535121894
I prefer this one
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2859657674&searchtext=valkia

>>535121894
>>535122098
basegame valkia is already sex, no coom mods required

>>535122031
I see, that makes sense. Is the yin yang shit really OP?

>>535122098
Least poorest. For some reason they made a very lazy and bizarre choice to massively stretch her head. IIRC there's a copy of that reskin and keeps her armour, but still has the shitty aforementioned change to her head. Only Valkia mod I like is the one that removes the skulls from her shield.
>>535122235
Agreed, she's well designed.

>>535122257
Yes, and it's basically trivial to activate since normal army comps will give you pretty much a perfect balance of yin and yang. The celestial compass and caravans are also pretty much just free stat boosts and income respectively with only minimal input required.

>>535120776
>most campaigns intended for drop in play also had battle timers so no, both sides couldn't sit in either corner otherwise the attacker would lose.
legend plays without the timer and even if he did the ai is stupid and lets itself get baited even if it would win by corner camping for 20 minutes. cope all you want, your idol is a fraud.

>>535122408
I just kinda ignored the yin yang and it probably activated by itself.
The caravan is fun tho, every faction should get it.

>>535122280
coneheads are my fetish

>>535122257
Yeah, especially when you can start designating commercial/fortress cities and get the factionwide buffs that stack so you'll eventually have 90% spell resistance on everybody and infinite money

Is the third DLC race helf elves or high helves

>>535122460
i'm not the legendfag and i don't give a shit what the balding cheeser does, get an actual argument instead of losing and deflecting by accusing me of being a thread personality. this entire discussion started because i said i learned you were an mpfag and can't take you seriously anymore, respond to that and not whatever schizophrenic scenario you're creating in your head.

>>535122743
high helfs

>>535122280
>For some reason they made a very lazy and bizarre choice to massively stretch her head
maybe due to the concept art?

>>535123094
There's a whole lot more going on there that modfags didn't include. Also changed her skin colour (not so in your 'muh concept art???'). And you ignored the fact how it's lazily done. The texture is stretched and doesn't even look like 'uhhh concept art?!'. She already has a cone head too.

>>535123517
Re-read my post without assuming sassyness or sarcasm. I wasn't defending the mod, it was simply a guess.

>>535122913
no the discussion started when I said that people never have to learn how to play because they just copy legend's cheese and then you started foaming at the mouth at the suggestion that cheese isn't real skill.

>try Malakai
>fun start
>fun mechanics
>*click on him* "It's Me! :D"
Why is he so perfect?

>>535118001
enticity loses a lot even when he's playing metashit. he wins major tournaments because he's put a lot of effort into being the best at pick/ban.

>>535124292
>mechanical legs?
>no thats dumb...

>>535123938
this tangent started when i said "now that i learned you actually play mp, cheatsautist, i cannot take you seriously. i already couldn't take you seriously but now it's set in stone." as in, i was creating a subdiscussion in which i said that i don't give a shit about the opinions you were giving about the game because you play a shitty mode

FUCK REDDIT BATTLE MULTIPLAYER MODE
>>534986593 (OP)
Bretonnia LL for this feel?

>>535124475
>btfo'd so hard that he has to start "doesn't counting" the reply chain

>>535124437
real and true!