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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

- Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86358240-0692-5880
- Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
- WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

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FRIEND better

doomin' in gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXLu3wR-Avo

DAMN!! VESSEL FUCKS *THIS*??

>>535829170
foreverially tiedup asriel

>>535829090
lucky motherfucker

So many young women and girls are losing their way, all because of that fat fuck TV.
These poor victims who once successfully avoided Spamton obsession have fallen in 4 years later.

>>535829257
asriel will tie you up in his sex dungeon

do it again.
do it again.
do the same thing over and over again.
do it.
again.

>>535829305
adorable dumbass

>>535829459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyb6bO8frIY

>>535829329
Well, technically, that lucky motherfucker is meant to be us. We just gotta get rid of this blue freak.

>>535829365
Every person who likes spamton or tenna is underaged

>>535829520
i did not need this. why did you post this?

>>535829569
still not fair they aren't real

>>535829735
True...

>>535829730
I don't care about what you want or need.

>>535829389
Being raped by asriel is only for highly intelligent anons

are we having a competition to see who can be the most annoying poster, because the FRIEND posters are winning

>>535829954
What the fuck! What did WE do?

>>535829908
any and all goatposters are superbly intelligent

>>535829954
imma wait this one out, i don't want to win by default.

>>535829867
seems reasonable enough!

please just pass me a water spirit to hold or something.

>>535830062
You're actually pretty on topic.
Only like half your posts are ranting about century old German politics and modern flavors of /pol/shit.
Imagine if half my posts were about the game, that would be wild.

>>535830218
all we got is coke mizzles

https://www.16personalities.com

https://www.personality-database.com/profile?pid=2&cid=11&sub_cat_id=2190

Get tested fags, 4chan as a whole averages out to INTJ, but I'm curious about /utg/

>>535830218
i have a couple ice mountains

>>535830021
they're just a hater

>>535830260
>virus link

>>535829908
>>535830039
Fascinating stuff.

>>535830260
IP grabber balls don't click our you get your balls or coochie grabbed by a digital handy dandy

>>535830235
i want ralsei to sit on my face

>>535829954
What about me?
<3 </3 . , :
Left top is most of you when my name pop ups right? :*

>>535830260
I'm INFP.
>t. FRIENDfreak

>>535830374
did you know? that goatposters can sniff out an asriel from 100 miles away?

>>535830218
Sir! sir, you need to stop, there are children...

>>535830235
i only do it to piss people off.
but i do have some knowledge on the matter and some serious misgivings.
example: the pseudo-esotherica of the germanic revival of the early 20th century.

>>535830240
understandable, I'd be willing to hug them anyway.

These /utg/ characters are pissing me off.
I am the original. Spoid.

>>535830539
I actually knew that one.

>>535830260
ENTJ gigachad here.

>>535830680
WOULD YOU [[%Set_Loudspeaker_0_Volume]] !?
I DON'T [[Like&Subscribe]] IF [[Whacky Creatures]] A RE
[Pipis] SING Y<oU OFF!!!

>>535830539
It's possible to smell his potent musk from light years away.

>>535830786
did you know? that goatposters are all based on the goat they worship?

>>535831008
imagine the smell

Asriel is literally straight, he got to second base at least with Dess

>>535831158
in south east asia we have a saying, "I can't goon to that"

>>535831158
He smoked weed with Dess one single time and immediately realized he was gay and had to go out of state for college to escape Toriel's homophobia.

>>535831158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYY9_k8zl74

>>535831072
>did you know? that goatposters are all based on the goat they worship?
Oh yes.

>>535824953 #
>>535826098 #
Actually yeah this could be awesome. Simultaneously gave Berdly last flight of relevancy while establishing how dangerous this thing is. Berdly fails to defeat it but he's able to use his knowledge of a cheat code to save the fun gang or something. It would also be character development, like he gives in and wavedashes to protect Kris.

>>535831158
>Asriel is literally straight
He's bi male pref. No straight man dresses like this. Not to mention the fact that he went for the single most man-like woman his age.

>>535831353
Getting turned into a Popsicle isn't character development.

>>535831158
proofs? + cope

>>535831281
gem

>>535831308
did you know? that i am driving a mercedez benz?

>>535831353
berdly proceeds to put away his axe and take out his monstereddit ban hammer

what if dess turned out to be a trap

>>535831158
the fun of fanon is making shit up though. let the gotefuckers have this

>>535831486
Then she'd immediately be 3 times more appealing

>be character
>0 lines of dialogue
>snippets of lore
>he kissed bratty in a spin the bottle game
>he was close to dess
SUDDENLY out of nowhere
>"he's faggo-centric"

fanon-bros, get your shit together.

>>535831529
dangerously based

>>535831603
cope + not my problem

>>535831603
Fag flower

>>535831449
>did you know? that i am driving a mercedez benz?
I expect your license plate says "Caac".

>>535831603
Kraut, sometimes gays need to get a girlfriend because of societal and religious pressure.
Asriel being a complete closet case would be the least surprising lore ever dropped by Toby.

>>535830260
INFP-T

>>535831689
>lactophobia
its THE_CURRENT_YEAR, anon.

>>535830408
Implying i'm halfway smart enough to set that up.

>>535831761
JUMP IN THE CAAC

I'd be gay too if my creator was a twink

>>535831781
>pressure a faggot into being normal
you couldn't pressure a faggot into a wash with a Kärcher

>>535829735
>ywn be a demonic shadow creature's favorite chewtoy
WHY LIVE

>>535831830
you can use the personality database, or just google ''deltarune mbti' to compare. seems you got noelle. How do you feel about getting raped, by any chance?

>>535832008
Shut your kraftwerk listening ass up

>>535832103
NTA but I have INFP-T and I feel strongly attracted to the idea

>>535832164
me on the left

>>535832164
i don't know what that is.

Spamtenna MBTI: IMFA-T

>>535832008
Pressure to be normal kills people kraut, it's part of what drives people to go overboard with the gay and rubbing it in your face in that way you don't like.

>>535830260
>https://www.16personalities.com
ENTP-T (Debater)

>>535832249
Rammstein then

>>535830260
I got intp last time I took it and I'm not taking that shit again

meep meep

>>535832026
got some words for the man upstairs for making this shitty reality

>>535832316
Does that mean I'm closer to Gerson, Berdly, and possibly Kris' personalities based on that other website? I'm confused how the fuck does that second site work and what's the point?

I love fish

Kris and Susie go hunting for the Hometown sewer slime creature.

>>535832359
not that often, but unironically sang some with three of my mates today.
>>535832284
>pressured slightly
>dies
those type of people oxidize
and maybe if normal societal pressures and expectations can wear someone down to death (which target us all) then maybe that person wasn't cut out for life.

society does not oppress faggots, it oppresses us all for a greater good.

are we having a competition to see who can be the most based poster, because the FRIEND posters are winning

>>535831830
apparently this is Asriel's type

>>535832728
fish granted

>>535832728
fish granted

>>535832789
You lack understanding as much as you lack empathy.
I hear societal pressure has you down on your luck these days but that's no reason to drag down others with you. That's what crabs do, kraut.

>>535832868
>>535832908
wha...

Anons I'm thinking about joining a military branch my life is fucked and maybe Deltarune will be finished after a few years in a barracks or sandbox

I'm a sociopath

>>535832868
>>535832908
i did not do this on purpose, i don't even know how this even happens. did 4chan shit itself? what the fuck even?

>>535833082
me too but I feel bad about being one

>>535833068
I would give her my soul

>>535833276
NTA but if you FEEL BAD about being someone who LACKS empathy then you probably aren't one. You're probably just autistic.

>>535833046
I believe a lot of people come home from the military with hearing loss and other problems. Maybe becoming a drone pilot would reduce the risk of bad shit happening, if you really are gonna join

>>535833082
Hi a sociopath I’m dad

>>535833276
You shouldn't, it's good to not care about other people's emotions it keeps you from becoming better

>>535833046
Ah yes, the worst reason to join the military.
You know the armed forces aren't particularly well known for the number of lives they have unfucked right? There are obvious success stories, but they talk about those like they are special for a good reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFLuRqzrFf8

>>535830260
ISTP-A

>>535833005
you do not deserve to live with other people if you cannot fathom the idea of decency or that your freedom of self-expression ends when you are in a public space.

How are you supposed to beat the knight
I swear the attacks are too fast to be able to properly perceive and dodge

>>535833046
What country? Which branch? Any specific role you potentially might feel comfortable with?

>>535833992
You rape it

>>535834006
My raped rapist cannot possibly be this cute??

>>535833987
I'm allowed to hold hands (and kiss) with a guy in public.

>>535833987
Pressure to be normal can kill you too.
Are you living up to the high standards set by European society?
Do you contribute?
Are you loved?
Does your lacking bother you?
If you actually obtained wealth would you finally be happy?

>>535833046
One of my family members is in the military, and I've heard some horrors stories from him. A good number of stories about guys killing themselves and cheating spouses.
He's had a successful career thankfully, but I'm not sure I could recommend the military for just anyone.

>>535834146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBlvkOXxZ88

>>535834241
NTA but
>Are you living up to the high standards set by European society?
Yes.
>Do you contribute?
No.
>Are you loved?
Yes.
>Does your lacking bother you?
the only thing i lack is a sporting body to do sports with, and yes it bothers me.
>If you actually obtained wealth would you finally be happy?
wealth doesn't mean much to me to bee honest.

>>535834460
exceptionally rare cool kris

>>535831781
Are we just ignroing the fact he might be bi? Ya know, like EVERY OTHER TEENAGER IN THIS GAME

>>535830260
This test is probably bullshit and the character database is probably double bullshit but I got the same type as my fave (ISTP, Catti) so hey maybe it's not..

>>535834576
Sounds like your life will be good.
If a sporting body is what you lack, oats and squats will deliver it to you.

>>535834748
no he's super straight, he literally LOATHES men because... because he just does ok?!?!

>>535834860
idk if it is only workout i need, i get some severe leg pains sometimes that i think might be a side effect of one of my medications. so idk if i am just stuck or not.

>>535834748
considering the fact that monsters can come in abstract shapes, colors and sizes, the extremely limited spectrum of human genders and sexualities just doesn't work on them.

>>535834241
>parasitically demanding things to be given to you as a right
>complain when things are demanded of you

i do not envy your boyfriend to have such a narcisist next to him.

>>535834576
Based and happy-pilled
>>535834895
Do not rape the TV

I wish I had a gotefag boyfriend...
I'd force him to larp as Asriel (god form) and love him forever...

Fave has an alien encounter where tiny grey men broke in and stole the Keurig.
Why did they take that but nothing else?

>>535835232
being an asrielfag is ubiquitous in the homosexual furry community so you could probably find one i believe in you

>>535830260
INFP-T

>>535835232
>5232▶
>I wish I had a gotefag boyfriend...
>I'd force him to larp as Asriel (god form) and love him forever...
That's gayer than you actually being homosexual.

I would post ralsei more if i didn't hate goatfaggots so much

>>535835108
Bringing up my boy and envy makes me think you could possibly be just a little bit envious about whatever it is I have going on.
This is a pretty strong overall reaction to "pressure to fit in kills people" considering how benign that statement actually is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALGE6EDYQME

>>535835556
Understandable

>>535835491
ESL ALERT

>>535835491
I think you fat fingered that reply

>>535835346
So the G in his name stands for Gore

I want Pippins butt in my face..

>>535833046
Do NOT, it's not gonna make your life less fucked but rather it will also give you PTSD eventually. It's stressing as all fucking hell for something you don't seem particularly passionate about, doesn't sound like a good idea to me.

>>535835434
>being an asrielfag is ubiquitous in the homosexual furry community
You'd think so, anon, but no. In my experience, Asriel larpers are actually pretty rare. Most people just find him cute...

>>535835458
THE DREAM

>>535835491
Since when do emojis work here. Is this a mobilefag exclusive sighting

>>535835781
It's wild how many people can watch FMJ and think "yeah I have nothing else going on that sounds good"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmILOL55xP0

>>535833046
Don't do this unless you're literally homeless or living in an intolerable shithole with no other way out.

>>535835792
i always could relate to asriel but i also found him cute, you might have a good time if you larp as ralsei for your hypothetical future asrielfag bf

a cat is fine too

>>535835232
i have a goatfag boyfriend <3

>>535836012
>you might have a good time if you larp as ralsei
Plan to!! Or whatever else he wants.. Probably Ralsei though since he'd be a goatfag...

>>535836163
Wow that's literally me

>>535835232
>I'd force him to larp as Asriel (god form)
This, but I'd force him to LARP as FRIEND and have him do unspeakable things to me.

>>535836498
this creature is BUILT for anal

>>535835607
doomer, the world expects something of us, of some more, of some less. the world is not equal and it will never be.
it oppresses us all with expectations but gives us the gift of living in a society with rapid advances in sciences, in services once thought the realms of science fiction with people working tirelessly to give us the ability to send our worthless opinion every whichway into the aether, to have food available at our fingertips and have it free from spoilage despite it traveling hundreds of kilometers.

to think the moment society tells you to practice some restraint on part of your lifestyle choices as some sort of oppression that needs to be destroyed is some childish shit that i would love to rattle out of you.

if this little pressure of conformity, normalcy and self-restraint kills you.
you don't deserve to breathe our air.
very simple.
you can call it "compassion-free" all you want, but there will come the time where you have exhausted everyone's compassion and then there will be no one to ask you to be normal but a demand of you to act normal.

>>535836613
yap yap yap

>>535836745
>pwease put up with my faggot shit
skip ad

>>535836895
>angy

>>535836804
yuck

>>535836895
>posts lesbian couple

>>535836539
why do you want to fuck this thing, it doesn't even have a gender yet

We're finally back to WAIT-era /utg/ composition except less insane from WAITing

>>535836804
I like it but I think it's a little bit too muck with the stomach bulge considering it's just a toy. 7/10

>>535836996
you forgot it's called the hy*MEnbreaker

>>535837067
And seemingly less esoteric /utg/ OC lore

>>535832724
second size has filter ''four letter'' is what you want

>>535835953
I don't get it either, I think it might be the millitary propaganda they've seen scattered throughout their lives doing its thing.

>>535836613
I might as well just become the oppressor in that case and grant myself whatever it is I desire even at the cost of whatever it is you desire.
If I want a gayer world, I shall make it so simply because I have the means to do so and the reason to do it.

The gay dictatorship will not be kind to you, but at least it will give you something to fight against.

>>535835607
>>535836613
Wtf are you two talking about I just got here.

>>535836996
Kris is a they them. It's not a lesbian relationship it's whatever Toby Fox feels like doing which means Kris is a boy a [VESSEL] for QUEERS and HETEROSEXUALS. It's designed to be a stalemate we're stuck arguing about this.

>>535837002
Since we don't know any specifics yet, I just want to fuck my headcanon for this thing; it being a malicious, amorphous, vaguely cat-shaped demon that really loves to scratch and prod at you and all.

>>535837353
>out-group will not be kind to you for being outside of group #OutGroup
more news at eleven.

>>535837378
Kraut doesn't like gays and I like giving kraut reasons to not like gays.
It's a conversation we have every week for the past 150 weeks or so.

Since we're Fedposting today, what's your job and yearly pay
I'm a pricing analyst and I make 70k usd/year

>>535830505
>>535831830
>>535835486
My niggas...

>>535837447
faggots always AHEM you when you call kris a he, but when it challenges a fag-ship they make kris a she like it means anything.

faggots are fucking retarded (no surprises here)

>>535837770
I'm a bartender who can afford to play golf and war a nice diving watch.

>>535837770
I don't work

>>535837648
I don't really get the appeal of being high unless it's amphetamine. Being wired feels so fucking good. I've taken my dad's vyvanse to play games wired for a weekend. Very degenerate and you feel like shit a little afterward but very fun every couple months.
Weed though, just makes you feel lethargic and less sharp. But I already feel lethargic too often.
Show me Doomer Ralsei on uppers, that'd be awesome.

>>535838027
why not psychedelics?
get a bit closer to god and hope he doesn't slap your dick shut in the windowsill.

>>535837770
I make very little being a disgusting NEET

>>535837648
You both sound very sad and should learn to achieve greater understanding with each other and the world.
>>535834748

>war a watch
Got war on the mind because of that other anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wy79F4_4hM

>>535830260
Every time I take this stupid test I get a different answer. The only letter that stays stable is I for introvert.

>>535837925
>who can afford to play golf and war
uhhhh... doomerfren? brother?

Kris is whatever gender you want i personally don't like transgenders or nonbinary but i like lesbian kriselle because lesbian rape is hot

>>535837841
i cant hear you over every kris ship being yuri

>>535837770
I used to be a front desk worker at a hotel, but right now I'm a NEET. Looking to change that ASAP though. :3

>>535838380
it's gay when you do it because everything you do is fucking gay and retarded.
anyway: have some straight shit.

>>535838380
Tennakris is a lesbian couple??

What if the Egg route just leads to a joke ending? Egg = Easter Egg

>>535838538
>angy

>>535837770
I'm a fulltime student making a very respectful $0 a year

Would you still love Suzie even if she were h*man?

>>535838538
>straight shit
they're both afab though...

>>535838593
i also deal in other straights, if that's your thing.
>>535838575
not to empower your retardation but yeah.
you're kris and if you see yourself as a vagoober-goblin, then that might just be it retard.

i love their relationship so much ;)

>>535834828
Something is really disturbing about the last face, she looks suicidal or something

>>535838027
If you're naturally lethargic of course uppers are going to feel awesome (they are awesome just don't do meth) Downers feel like a breath of fresh air to people who are naturally wired to a near psychotic degree and just need some forceful chill and bliss. (just don't do heroin/fent)
>>535838145
Psychedelics are only fun for the first few hours, once you hit 6-12 hours of tripping balls it gets kind of old and you just want to feel normal again. On the other extreme end like with salvia you are high for all of five minutes but it feels like you just got smeared across reality like a corrupted .gif and wake up on the floor feeling like utter shit.
The value proposition of drugs that make you hallucinate are pretty low without even getting into the potential for them to not go away or turn you into an IRL schizoboss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ScYz9sNaQk

>>535838795
It's crazy to me how much success they've had compared to the boombox trio

>>535838665
the fuck is afab.

Rouxls has ears?

>>535838663
>>535838663
I feel like alot of her charm comes form her monster design but I think at the very least I'd still like her character.

>>535838575
Tenna takes estrogen because he thinks Kris will like him more if they find him maternal

>>535837770
shit retail so i make three quarters and a handful of sunflower seeds yearly

>>535838962
Born with vagooner

>>535838962
Assigned female at birth, anon
Same as >>535838793
Kris is afab nb

>>535838962
assigned female at birth its a gendie term

>>535838917
>pschedelics are only fun for 6-12 hours
i never took a drug in my life, i am way too chickenshit for it.
i am way too afraid that i don't come out the same way i came in.
but logically speaking, i would think a low-doseage of a psychedelic would be the most bang for your buck in terms of what i understand as a drug.

>>535838962
something mentally ill women call themselves, now amab on the other hand....

>>535839181
oh, yeah its a fucking retarded way to say "woman"

>>535838962
all friends are bastards

>>535838951
They had a lot more hype because they were shown off in the newsletter and adopted by the community earlier on in fan works.

>>535838962
all friends are based

>>535837770
Recently got hired as a translator at a company, about $750 a month

>>535839213
Low dose psychedelic would make you feel like you got ripped off.
Some people claim health benefits from microdosing, that's how you know it's bullshit.
Tripping on acid made me not depressed for like half a year which is impressive considering how little of an effect anything else had on it.
And I don't mean less depressed, fully not depressed at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq62vcKxYcU

>>535839538
This random fuckin side-character, man

>>535837770
Hello fedkun. I work in healthcare and make 120k usd per year

>>535838237
then put in accurate answers

>>535839538
what language do you translate?

Fave wants to know what you want from Taco Bell.

>>535839651
K_K's complete unawareness of any situation makes him the best one of his group

>>535839979
Diarrhea

>>535839565
wouldn't want to be so far out of reality that i don't know what planet i am on.
just a little
"huh.."

if i did them in a social setting, i would lose my shit because i am way too introverted for that shit.
i would NOT be in my happy zone if i did that in company.
>watch some idiot turn into real life spamton because he's losing his shit.

>>535839834
I do! You're supposed to grow and change over time!

>>535839979
>>535840085
Does that really happen?

>>535839979
nothing, I'll get him the whole menu from a real Mexican place

>>535839875
Russian - English
I was almost convinced I've been finally made obsolete after a couple years of no work, but I guess miracles happen.

>artist made a fanart poll
>Deltarune won
>drew pic related
I dunno what to feel about this

>>535840395
These proportions are disturbing, it's like a child inside a boob suit

>>535840395
>berdly taps this and you never will
Why live. Stupid fucking bird nerd.

>>535830260
I got INTJ.

>>535840689
yandere gote...
please hug and cherish me before stabbing me in my sleep

>>535840395
You knew what the artist’s other works look like why did you think this would be good

>>535840742
feet detected
target acquired

>>535840745
Berdly created a Dark World inside this creature with his beak and was never seen again

If you could make Kris slaughter everyone in Hometown, would you?

>>535840117
Doing drugs in a social setting is for teenagers. They are best enjoyed with close friends in private settings while watching chill cartoons or whatever for background noise while chatting.
I wonder what you would realize about yourself and the world around you, psychedelics make people notoriously introspective and a lot of people can't handle their own reflection both literally in the sense of looking at a mirror and in a psychological sense. Otherwise a grand feeling of being connected to everyone and everything is pretty common, along with vague notions of universal truth and understanding.

I watched Adventure Time while on acid, it was an experience. Finn and Jake were also printed on the acid tab for decoration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbmZ5wsBurc

>>535840212
Did you find it through an online job search? Is it remote work? Mнe eщё нe пoвeзлo

>>535841054
>guy that backtraces all his own doings and atributes every single thing as a wrongdoing
>on psyches be like
>https://youtu.be/K57dVZ4oHtQ?list=RDK57dVZ4oHtQ
i'd be royally screwed.

>>535840958
I went to the gym sunday and my arms still fucking sore heeeeeellllpppppp

>>535841030
No, not everyone, I would spare Carol.

>>535841656
powerhag

>>535841589
Wow he’s literally me!

>>535841247
Aгa, hh.ru. Oчeнь мeдлeнный и бoлeзнeнный пyть, 2 c пoлoвинoй гoдa yшлo, нo вce жe

Fave used to be an adventurer like you, but then they took a ballpeen hammer to the face.
Ow...

>draw a girl goat
>call it a boy goat
>"Haha wow we're so gay lol"
Gay agenda is such a sham

>>535841349
Oh it's absolutely hell on the circular thinking too.
Loops into loops into recursions back into that thing you started thinking about in the first place. It would be hell if you got stuck thinking about the wrong thing for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPSan-7pZ8E

>>535841961
did they get free as part of a promotional stunt where there was a great big purple sign out in front of a hardware store saying every 27th customer gets a ballpeen hammer free?

>>535841589
>>535841785
and me!

>>535841814
нy яcнo, cпacибo. Жeлaю yдaчи

>>535842049
manlet problems, can't relate

>>535841761
why can't Berdly inseminate your daughter, Madamme Mayor? He is smarter and willing, Kris wants to inseminate that troglodyte that appropriated your other daughter's guitar

>>535842259
we should fuse

>>535840395
Now they just need to make Frisk and Chara.

>>535839979
Well alright! How nice of him!

>>535842214
Fave can't wait though.
Fave can't wait.
When they gonna open up that door?

>>535840395
These proportions make no sense

>>535842121
trust me, despite how i may appear to you, i judge myself a LOT more.

>>535842270
Bзaимнo

>>535842650
https://soundcloud.com/aslightthreat/big-store

this feels like it predicted "It's TV Time!" in a way
hook is almost the same

>>535842948
a classic

Does anyone in Hometown know Bigfoot?
He's a monster after all.

>>535843780
In their world bigfoot is probably just some guy.

MOLEST YOUR TV

>>535843929
not a tvfag anon I'm posting this just for you

Why isn't there any TennaSusie

Time for work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ik7IRkzFU

>https://doodle-pile.gitlab.io/ralsei-hwrot/
my high score is 500m

>>535844116
I only have a debit card Ralsei, and it has 12 dollars on it. You aint buyin shit.

>>535844231
he could buy 15 cans of beans with it

>>535844139
Kris moleesting their TV is always good

>>535844481
I'm getting hungry. I had fun time posting with you, fren!
See ya! :)

>>535844726
thank you for posting with me! :)
have a good meal fren! cya! :D

>>535844327
hes got plenty of beans

The state of this fandom makes me regret supporting Toby since the Undertale Kickstarter. It's maybe 1 out of 100 posts about it that doesn't just piss me the fuck off, it's like we're mainly populated by deranged alphies who were raised by demented memes, porn, and overstimulating tiktoks on the Internet. But I guess that's just what the Internet in general is becoming.

>>535844963
>angy

>>535844927
lmao
Also how does Berdly beat Spamton

>>535845040
>staring at trash on a tablet from birth till death

>>535844963
>deranged alphies
The Royal Scientist...

>>535845042
Furfriends find him attractive

I've always thought this picture was funny but it's even funnier after noticing almost all the artist's other pictures are of buff men
https://e621.net/posts/2003320

is there ANY indication how many shards there really are?

Is it normal for a low fidelity pixel art RPG to take so long to make that Bubsy came back twice before it could be finished

>>535845341
Yup

>>535844939
>I live again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzMK33PMUk

Has anyone here tried therapy, and did it help asked Susie© the character from Deltarune©

>>535845603
I hate Tennafags so fucking much. Nothing but a bunch of low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worms.

>>535845719
Seam is pretty convinced there's 5 of them

>>535846039
can you post any blips of him actually saying this?
that WOULD mean getting asgore's shard completes the puzzle.

https://x.com/CalzoneCave/status/1957556021913657504/photo/1

"Snoop WINGAS usual I see"

>>535844148
too much of a niche ship even lancer/susie is more popular

>>535845989
>heavy metal

>>535836613
what kind of "little pressure" are you talking about
what doomerfag was initially talking about was societal pressure to get in a heterosexual relationship, in places where that is prevalent it's more than just a "little pressure" into "normalcy and self-restraint"
you seem to be having a fit over something completely different

>>535845989
Tenna is a top customer of Spamton's products, and a good incubator too. Plus, his soft belly and wires are fun to chew on.

>>535844939
>>535845889
>the artist still hasn't drawn dalv and axis reaction despite promising

>>535846152
>* ... Well, never mind that! You got the Crystal, that's all that matters!
>* Now you've got three. Only two more, and we should have enough...
>* ... to make something I think you'll quite enjoy. Now good luck... and I'll be taking that Shadow Crystal.
Also to not make things confusing what Asgore has is a Black Shard, the same as the weapon you get from chipping the Knight's sword, the Shadow Crystals are the things that make you nuts

>>535846215
it should't be so niche, Susie was the one who comforted and debatably liked Tenna the most

bend over

>>535846571
Toby really provided an evil mommy milf

>>535846472
thanks.
who do you think has the last?
friend? some unknown actor?
usually black shards endow the holder with some type of maddening knowledge.
gerson was just smarter than its influence.

>>535846571
>bendoe ver

FAVE SAW A FREAKING UFO

Toby told me he would instantly kill all Tenna fans if he could now that he got their money.

>>535846965
Where does this idea of Chapter 7 being stuck in Castle Town come from?

>>535846738
My mom told me she saw a ufo as a child i think she is lying tho

How would you punish Kris?

>>535846886
But if he killed all the Tenna fans, Tenna would get really hot and sweaty and have to take his clothes off...

>>535847136
How long ago did she tell you that and how old were u

>>535846492
NTA but yeah I'm honestly baffled it's so hard to find Susietenna, by all means logical I predicted it to be more popular than Tennakris yet here we are, living in the timeline where that clearly didn't happen

>>535847272
Rape

>>535847272
Nothing violent or life ruining, just making him drink alot of cola and swallow mentos.

>>535847339
Alright you win, I'm deleting my UTDR folders and quitting this fandom, have it

>>535847121
nta but something about susie choosing eternity and the general consensus that castle town is the angel's heaven which will be banished according to the prophecy

>>535847346
idk i was teen i think she swears she saw it tho

>>535847136
I saw a fucking spooky pair of evil forest demon eyes once.

I FINALLY fucking beat the knight

>>535847582
Should be me holding shota frigg and shota char

>>535847538
See you tomorrow

>>535846435
Seems a little late to have these reactions so long after egging on Clover's suicide in the first place

>>535848093
You didn't beat the Knight if you updated your game

I wonder if in-universe the soul is meant to look like an actual heart or just the heart symbol

>>535848550
You didn't beat the Knight if you downloaded any version of DELTARUNE beyond SURVEY_PROGRAM

>>535848492
they just didn't knew that clover gonna rot

Idk why i like yaoi when irl gay men gross me out

You never really spared Toriel in undertale if you didn't kill her and than reload out of guilt to spare her.

>>535848812
Kinda same? I'm gay and find irl women extremely unattractive but drawn women are hot

>>535848998
I did that in the demo when that came out

>>535839979
10 cheese cups nothing else

>>535848117
>shota
*loli

Me the instant I get my destined vessel:

ch5

>>535849061
im hetero female and i like yuri sometimes i don't really like gay men i find them annoying and dislike their humor

>>535849431
>hello kris my love, ready to go on another advent-AAARGH

>>535849549
Why would Toriel be opposed to Noelle?

>>535849626
>i am hetero
>but i like faggotry
why are you lying?

>>535849549
What a retarded chart

>>535843929
I want to force him to impregnate me and take care of me while I bear his children, then we'll get married and move far away with lots of weird TV/human mixed species babies.

>>535849747
Yaoi is awesome unlike annoying stds riddle fags :(

Found an early work of stuffed Spamton from 2021. I want to feed him and see his body get plusher...

>>535849693
Noelle is gay and preventing Kris from giving her grandchildren. But if she have Noelle get with Kris or stop her from taking Susie then Kris successfully "gets some".

>>535849693
>suselle - at least from one side ATTRACT
>catti likes noelle (cattelle) ATTRACT
>Catti and Susie OPPOSE

learn to read.

>>535849994
Or else WHAT

>>535849987
What is it about Spamton and Tenna that attracts so many fatfags? This doesn't happen with other male characters, not even similar tumblr sexyman types.

>>535850049
They are directly across from each other in opposition, no intersecting lines block the connection either.

>>535849994
but i want ralsei to love me...

>>535850202
They fallen for the ugly male psyop

>>535849913
>doesn't understand that by average that faggots (both flavors) are more promiscuous than heteros
>the only equalizers is the intensification of """dating""" apps like tinder
free love and its consequences, baby.

God, a text dump is so useful for a game that has thousands of lines of dialogue, especially when a lot of that dialogue is exclusive to one side of a branch

>>535850612
Thank god i don't care for 3DPD

>>535850298
just because they are across, doesn't mean they are linked.
i just wanted to save space while repesented both love triangles.

IDIOT. THERE IS NO CONNECTION BETWEEN THEM.

>>535850086
I will be forced to love you twice as hard instead.
>>535850370
Be the loveable dork who loves himself so that Ralsei can love you even more.

>>535850202
All me

why is deltarune so much more annoying to actually play compared to undertale

>>535850875
It's a lot longer and features way more unskippable cutscenes + chapter 3 as a whole is annoying as fuck

>>535850875
Why do you feel that way? In my opinion it is the exact opposite.

>>535850389
the emo scene has reincarnated and its new vessel is kris.

>>535850718
yeah women are fucking retarded and reality usually filters you from actually liking what you dream up about what you pretend to like because if you actually had to put yourself into that, you would probably be repulsed.
what you like is an idealized form of a relationship that does not exist in real life and the realities of homosexual love is sort of disgusting and is not just tender kisses under the shower.

>>535850875
Longer game. Has far more filler. Doesn't change much on replays.

>>535851121
yeah homos are gross but they seem happier that the average hetero relationship

>>535851121
work any retail job and discover how gross humans are in general

I really want to make Kris interact with everyone in hometown again

>>535851803
>

I will make Kris talk to Catti and tell her that it was them who stole the remote and her copy of Cat Petterz RPG

>>535851038
the boss fights are good
random encounters are boring
the dark world areas lack a coherent sense of place and feel pointless to explore and get annoying to navigate in the new chapters
not much happens and it takes too much time

>>535851883
And this is just interacting with monsters he already knows. Imagine making him interact with every single stranger in Asriels college.

>>535852119
Not going to lie I did get lost once or twice in chapter 4, but I consider that a skill issue on my end.

>>535851883
>*STOP FUCKING CRYING BITCH!
>*WAH WAH WAH I DON'T WANNA FUCKIN' HEAR IT!
>*WE'RE TALKING TO EVERYONE AT LEAST TWICE EVERY DAY!

plueyyyyyyy

Deltarune but the Dark Worlds are open world mystery dungeons and have actual RPG mechanics expanded upon and

>>535851121
I hate most women too. You could give those bitches a trillion kromer and they would still hate you.

>>535851883
sorry kris, anonymous from 4chan said there's 2 lines of hidden dialogue if you talk to sans 98 times without skipping

>>535849549
the way she's lookin at Asgore has me thinking something else...

>>535851729
i don't disagree.
i am just saying to always remember that idealized romantic fantasies does not occur naturally and that the reality of things is usually at least somewhat gross.

the gay lifestyle to a man is a health hazard to your lower GI tract which can often lead to incontinence, the frequent changing of partners eventually leads to disease.

women experience more social friction because of their higher social awareness and heightened sensitivity to social stressors can lead to domestic fights (usually perpetuated by the butch of the couple).

reality hella ugly.

>>535852714
I was using a sprite where she blushes and looks away from the soul.
i swear to god, if noelle starts trying to fuck my dad, i will make her snowgrave herself.

Should I give tenna to mettaton or put im in the castle town

>>535852301
I'm gonna

>>535852889
holy FUCK I need more

asgores favourite show is cowboy puppet right

why all the puppets

after chapter 1 i was excited about the dark world as a concept and eager to see how creative toby would get with it
im still waiting

>>535853234
>>535853260
And that's all she wrote

>>535853413
>noelle is not horny for susie for over 3 hours
oh that's grea-
>she's horny for asgore
GOD
DAMN IT

>>535853162
gato sexo

>>535853239
puppet shows are the best.
good puppet shows are good.
bad puppet shows are also good, though in a different way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJLV9UyxJUw

>>535853413
Kris would tell her to stay the fuck away from their dad if she was actually like this. Noelle said it herself, Kris knows how weird she actually is. Kris knows she's a freak.

>>535853157
Castle town milk and egg farm

>>535853413
Can noelle be not horny over literally anything for 5 minutes? The second she got over her fear of mice she called her old babysitter "cute".

>>535853413
>Carol's backup plan.png

Noelle belongs to HUMAN cock not furry bara pp.

>>535853413
one of my all time underrated pornships... it's so rare but god damn do I need more.

>>535853791
kris also knows he needs someone to get him out of his divorced funk

>>535853260
do all women have a thing for hands?

>>535853954
carol really has a backup harem just to get noelle pregante.

>>535852889
>>535853037
>>535853260
>>535853413
>Noelle hot and bothered by grabbies
She definitely soaked her panties
I might need to clean up too....