Thread 545143567

Best Boy Edition

>Latest patch:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/10-24-2025-update.87198/

>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/

>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/

>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.

>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.

Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlock.wiki
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://www.dlmovement.wiki/
>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)
https://statlocker.gg/
https://tracklock.gg/
>Unofficial Voiceline Viewer
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/

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Please make thread faster I am shy and have panic attacks so I can't make it myself

DRIFTER'S TIME IS COMING AND NONE OF YOU NIGGERS ARE PREPARED

Delete this thread

how does almost every single game have 2 players that go 0/7 while laning?

>>545143567 (OP)
victor if he was actually sexy

>>545143693
Why?

>>545143682
I only make threads when no one else will...

>>545143683
Hope you're ready for another nerf, drifter!

Vyper and Paige bumping uglies

Nah babe...
I'm Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

I just have this sudden realization that I'm not having fun anymore.
I think I'm gonna play only occasionally until the next update.
See ya folks!

I GOT SOMETHING FOR ALL OF YA

>>545144110
I tried the JonJon build last night and won, despite the fact that I can't aim (I was mostly carried). Should I keep doing it knowing that it's really the only way to succeed at higher ranks?

>>545144235
What’s the JonJon build?

>still having fun
>anoons are leaving
fug, shouldve came back when the new heroes released.

>>545144575
it is okay anonymous

>>545144575
inhouse was packed last night so you will probably be able to play tons of games

Τhe black wοman of Valve unoriginality.
Τhese are ΤWO different characters.

>>545144575
I almost stopped playing the game because matchmaking is so fucking awful. I only play inhouse matches and bot matches here majority of the time.
I have 300 hours already.

>>545144097
From the most genuine place is the deepest part of my heart I want you to know that what im about to say is with as much love and empathy as I can humanely muster, that its in what I believe to be in your best interest as well as the world at large.

Kill yourself

>>545145472
Me when a Mo & Krill player slightly inconveniences me

Its fucking over bros even /ourguys/ are turning on the game...

Throw me a Calico build please I'm trying to branch out from Unga Bunga M&K/Victor

>>545147441
who

>>545144575
I'm having fun but the game gets frustrating
not a great game to make a regular habit since the lows outweigh the highs. the actual moment to moment gameplay feels great though

picture this: Ivy comes and sees you whit this face, what you do in response?

>>545144378
mostly gun/tank focusing on maxing uppercut first for max bullets. it's interesting in how much it still focuses on core bebop gameplay of hooking into combo, but you burst them down with gun instead, so you still get your sweet hooks but you're not completely useless otherwise past 30 minutes.

>>545147635
Bedbreaking sex till noon, then aftersex cuddles

>>545147527
there's literally only 1 calico build in existence, spirit snatch cold front/arctic blast torment pulse
then enduring and CDR, maybe melee lifesteal, rest is whatever

>>545147441
Can these fag not just take a break?

That's what I do.

>>545147441
>our guys

Thats not metro thobeit

>>545143786
>>545143826
yiff in hell

>>545147635
Kill and eat all of the Arroyo’s

Game Status: Still in closed Alpha, btw

>>545147835
>>545147441
uhh deathy is /ourguy/
and eskay is /ourtroon/

>>545147797
>there is only one calico build(true)
>posts a different build

???

>>545148210
what's the build then? never seen a calico not buy snatch/tpulse/cold front since she left hero labs

The only good deadlock streamer was singsing

the guy who said nigger is our guy

>>545143567 (OP)
UPDATED
>S
TA assassin/John Deadlock, Laasti, Shallow God, Dupey
>A
Bison, Torture Yoshi, Word, Bombyanti, Moot, Furret24, Scostur
>B
Cattleya, Croc, Deech, Bury Nice, Gamepod, Goose, Durpy, 26dollar, Aruru, Saga
>C (instalose lane with)
Merk, , Vlatko, Bug Shaker, Sado, Samuel Bucher, socks, poop rat
>D (instalose game with)
Sexless, Korbik, Bento~, Mark Maverick Skins, Serenethers
>F (spergs and whiny faggots)
Raiva, Song of Silk, DeadlockedTFin/Breezy, meppz, radical Larry, six10
>Femoid/Troon
Jade, PinkToes, 70 IQ Bimbo

just talked with icefrog and got massive news for the next patch
half of the heroes will be busted and GET THIS, the other half will be dogshit useless

>>545148882
Can we stop with this faggot tier list shit.
t. A tierer

>>545147441
No one would miss that disgusting seanigger fuck, Eido. He left the finals to come play this game and the community didn't bat an eye because he's an annoying fag. Nothing has changed here.

>>545148882
Saga should be in whiny faggot tier

>>545148882
saaaaar please stop shitting up my anonymous thread with name posting saaaar

>>545148882
Bison to whiny faggot tier

>>545148320
I thought pulse was only for ava trolling, I see eth shift even after nerf and a lot of vortex web to land the full gloom bomb

>>545148451
How can he be our guy when you dont even know his name(he is also Russian btw)

>>545149460

You can see the Adderall in his eyes, gram for gram I take him everytime

>>545148320
I saw a gun Calico 2 days ago while playing in pisslow with a friend of mine. I've also seen Calicos go melee charge into crushing blow over arctic or rush scourge instead. The only consistsnt in nost builds is spirit snatch and melee life steal.

>>545148882
Everyone to F

>>545148882
I'm pretty sure I won with multiple people in D tier yesterday. Hard to remember though I played like 5 in houses.

>>545148882
sexless has raped me the few times i've played inhouse with him on the enemy team

>>545150435
Sexless, please

why ya stone ass so big

>>545150757
all them tacos and enchillidas or whatever else them damn mexicans eat

>>545150807
how do fat cells convert to stone

>>545148882
I thought this was a eceleb list are you telling me this is fucking discord drama?
Kill yourself, unironically

>>545150435
Laned against Sexless last night and farmed him as Paige

>>545150957
it's like her way of peeing or something idk

kek statlocker is kil.. They want me to install sum shit on me pc nuh uh

It came to me in a

>>545151528
Paige is insta-win lane hero at the minute, even worse if she's got a good lane partner to suit her. Winning lane = winning game at 20 minutes right now so she's one of the most niggardly heroes along with Kelvin

>>545151528
>seven
should be on the bottom, disregarded your seeker opinion

>>545151528
>Mina and Yamato
>"too hard"
Holy eLow. Also fed Ivy is a literal comp strat

How do you play Kelvin? He feels weak as hell. His ice beam is like worse Life Drain, his nades tickle enemies are better used as healing, and his dome is almost only ever useful when you are with someone else to either secure a kill or to heal up because Kelvin can't 1v1 for shit.

>>545151528
Mine is better

>>545151859
>Rapist
>The 2 black heroes are not in this tier
What did anonymoose mean by this perchance?

>>545148882
one day Ill not be dead weight, just wait and see

>>545147441
Eido is probably the most uninteresting person in the world. God save me from these losers and give me charisma autists from dota 2 instead

>>545148882
>moved up a tier
fuck I need to start throwing again.

>>545151835
>ice beam
>100 dps in lane slows your main damage source(shooting) slows your movement speed + he can parry while doing it and secure souls with it.
If they made it so he couldn't parry while in ice beam it would fix a lot of lane issues forcing him to level ice path earlier. They need to outright remove either the damage on it or the attack speed slow. Character is the second most overloaded in the game after Mina. Note i said overloaded not overpowered.

>>545148882
>I am not in the list
feels good man

>>545152191
Can we get some more creep cutting Seven that shit was kino

>>545148320
I used to go gun calico on release purely because she had the best base gun damage in the game lol

>>545151721
If Mina and Yamato were both ugly bastards they would have 10% higher win rates. Fact. Ivy was only strong at high ranks and the lowest ranks. Midwit ranks would just buy knockdown and kill her.

>>545149685
>you dont even know his name
I dont know your name either so..........

>sometimes you just int for the thrill of the hunt
I love veil walker. I don't care if people don't like it

>>545148882
wow someone really just copied my shit and did random ass things with it

>>545153160
Might be the only character who can keep up with Mo like that holy fuck

>>545151334
my lane partner was ass and you’re trying to brag off one game with 500 shield bearing paige

>>545153605
A lot of heroes can abusing enduring speed, blood tribute or similar effects. Warden with Frenzy active, heroic aura, fleetfoot, his shield etc. can be usain bolt. I think Dynamo can do it with his heal too

>if you leave the game it counts as a loss
>if you win it doesn't count at all

Very interesting system

PUSH

>>545153160
What kept breaking your sprint? It’s not like you were attacking?

>>545148882
>D is now the dedicated "instalose game with" tier
should i become an inhouse spectator instead? i think my commentary yesterday was pretty high level

mina needs gun buffs bigly
I want to build her orange

>>545154280
Were you that nigga who kept talking about diapers?

>>545153160
Actual horror movie for that Mo. Doesn’t even know you’re there but he’s booking it for his life

>>545153160
doesn't matter, got stacks

is he right or is he just mad?

>>545155268
/dlg/ will agree.

mina should have 200HP

>>545148882
Hey I only lost lane twice and last night was awful stomp matches.

>>545155268
Just mad. He's not a good player and should just accept that. Every other Eternus has been abusing Wraith but he keeps insisting she's bad. Every character on the left has significantly higher winrates than Mina in the mmr bracket he plays in.

>>545155268
haha what if mina was as heavy as 6 grown adults and sat on my face

>>545147441
number one rule of competitive game online discourse: if the one complaining is a guy that plays the game for 10+ hours a day every day then his opinion doesn't matter because he's just bored and refuse to do other things like a normal person.
Majority of their issues would be solved by not being NEETs and actually do other things during the day.

>>545155618
>Wraith is strongest she's been in a long while
>This chimp keeps complaining about how Wraith "isn't allowed" to be strong
Every time I made this retard rage was cathartic beyond belief

>>545155621
you would die, probably.

>>545154474
?????no? i was the one talking about the vietnamese on the german-czech border

>>545155621
my dude you would fucking die

Thoughts on green bebop? I played against like 3 of them with roughly the same build and they raped my face

>>545154387
You can build her oranges, just stick to the spirit oranges+ firerate

Kinetic dash
Slow bullets
Toxic bullets
Spiritual overflow
Cultist
spirit rend
Capacitor
Ricochet

All throwing but not as bad as you think. Now that im thinking about it weighted shots isn't so bad because your stam recovery is 4s at base so it just brings you to 5s(same as the rest of the cast) shame +30% of zero weapon damage is zero weapon damage

>>545155921
His build is irrelevant. His main job is to drag you into his team. The hyperbeam is like a base 400DPS + slow ability, and bombs scale infinitely so your items genuinely do not matter

>>545147441
>I'm going to play this game like its my job even though it's still in beta.
Whose fault is this really? These cunts never heard of Valve time?

>>545156262
exactly, thats the point of greenbop

>>545156262
>Items don't matter
Okay, guess I'll just throw away my souls then

>>545147441
>oh god oh god oh god i'm so bored
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i need video games every second of every second day
>ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how the fuck dare you not give me constant media to consume
>howwwwwwwww can i pass myself off as a content creator if you don't give me content to consume endlessly

I absolutely hate twitch and this total faggot culture it has grown into gaming. I'm tired of hollow-nothing-people complaining about their parasitic lives

>>545156424
it's theirs but they're also coniditioned by streamer and esport culture to always be playing the same game, they have to grind it, they cant take a day off, gotta make money streaming, play 10 games a day and often more.
of course they don't have to do any of this but they don't want to get actual jobs and play games for fun.

>>545155921
OP as fuck, like other anons have said his base kit already gives him damage so getting tank items just makes you insufferable to play against.

>He doesn't rush Magic Carpet on Mirage and sing Arabian Nights(2019)
Why are you even playing the game

>>545157381
>Arabian Nights(2019)
I'm singing the original thank you very much

Thoughts on hybrid Drifter? Is it the way?

>>545156530
elephant rounds is a good item for him since there's no downside.

>>545157381
Is mirage even a arab? I've always assumed he was just a turk or of the balkan variety. I just realized, is the ottoman empire still a thing in this setting? Huh...

>>545147441
maybe he should take that time and get better at the game so he can win a tournament for once lmao

>>545157623
No idea but if you get like a 9 kill streak he starts spouting off about Wyoming

>>545147635
I think Ivy is pretty

>>545157735
The djinn want to buy it to start a new country. He isn't from there

>>545157892
especially from behind

>>545157623
why would be from either of those places

>>545155268
>he is steam chart posting

Absolutely retarded

>muh balance
Yea just spend a million hours rebalance the game between massive ALPHA overhaul

>muh winrate balancing bad

Or maybe, get this, winrates actually contain more predictive data then random retards bitching. Maybe, just maybe, you are not privy to everything that is going on, maybe you dont value hp well at all, maybe the qualitative factors aren't penetrating your frontal lobe

Had to shut it off halfway, complete slop

>>545153160
>>545157480
laning against you was the only time I felt threatened by drifter in lane. You'd just hide, chunk me for 200 with rend then dash onto a roof or hole. Then stalker's mark

>>545157480
Hybrid is optimal on literally everyone, this triggers a lot of people but yes even lash is more optimal with 1/3rd gun items

There is utility options in both dmg types, all spirit needs to m1, all gun needs to use abilities. If you dont build hybrid, you have less stats and all those stats are useful, simple as

Rejuvenating Aurora sucks

>>545158617
Hitting 9.3k is good on most heros. It drives me nuts when I see people skipping orange or purple entirely like their gun or spells don't do damage.

>>545157480
That doorman kill was trippy

>>545158764
every dynamo move either suck ass or is really limited. the dude is basically not a character.

>>545155618
how is seven still good? His stats sure as shit don't feel like it.

>It's another episode of me doing the lane janny while my Seeker/Alchemist team is perpetually grouping up to do a Mexican standoff on blue lane for the entirety of mid-game until I carry us to victory or they feed beyond repair.
I'm tired of this shit. Starting to lose my cool real bad over this and crash out more often. I'm just an average man who wants to play in the average bracket with people who understand the basics of the game damnit.

Why haven't I seen any mina art where she's ulting and the people on the ground can look up at her panties

>>545155618
why did mo and krill go up 6%?

>>545159152
>has a good gun
>targeted stun
>built in 3200 item most cores have to buy
>blasts camps
>huge team fight ult
>movement speed scales off spirit
>naturally hits thresholds for all colors
Idk you tell me. He forces you to buy a 3200 to cancel his ult and a 3200 to block his stun as well. The change to gun scaling only helped all gun carries as well which is why Wraith Haze and Seven all shot up in winrate

>>545159619
>character with a 5 hour long disarm and innate bullet resist gets a winrate hike the same patch spirit is nerfed & gun buffed
wonder why.

>>545159562
same, I think I'm only coming to inhouses unless I wake up with hyper focus.

>>545157623
djinn are an arabic thing, no reason for a turk to be dealing with them.
he looks quasi-turkish because fo his ottoman-inspired uniform

>>545159562
When I play in pisslow with my friend I'm stuck doing the lane janny shit. I literally just take solo walkers then spend the money and go shit stomp the fights.

So is Huntress gonna go into multiple seeds bodies across dimensions? Or will she just travel them normally with Fiona? I can totally see her meditating in Fiona's apartment to explore other worlds with the seeds she has in other universes. Some of them will probably get killed and Fiona will get woken up by screaming

Hi I'm retarded.
How come sometimes when I use Mirages ult The camera moves to where i'm teleporting to and sometimes it doesn't?

>>545160178
Which one of you fucks is this

>>545151945
Wraith is hindu

>>545158764
Its good at t3 thobeit. Its just that heals in general are early game strong before the antiheal comes online so you have to rush it(after t2 stomp of course)

>>545160569
>Hindus
>Not rapists
What did anonymoose mean by this perchance?

>>545155268
I can't tell if Metro genuinely believes Wraith is weak or if he's a manipulative little kraut cunt

I'm not proud to admit it, but I'm in a long and trying battle with addiction, and the addiction is winning. I can't stop grabbing eth shift.

>>545156237
personally i like kinetic dash on her, and capacitor and toxic bullets are great in certain matchups
unless by "all throwing" you mean "all at once are throwing" in which case fair

>>545161232
If he is merely pretending to be retarded then he is really committed to the bit

>>545151945
Neither Calico or Wraith would be victims and they're both too busy to care about sex enough to rape someone
Also Haze is in R Tier so idk what you mean

>>545162598
>they're both too busy to care about sex enough to rape someone
They are black

>>545162643
Sounding pretty racist right now anon ngl

>>545163082
Are you denying the fact that Calico and Wraith are African American?

>>545163141
Is Calico even American?

>>545163697
No idea but she can get it all the same
>tfw born 4000 miles away from the black KWEENZ in murica

>>545155268
I would not be surprised if every shitty take we hear was regurgitated by some faggot that takes him seriously

>>545143567 (OP)
this threads move too fucking fast
release an update yoshi

>>545156639
reminder this guy was playing deadlock 12 hours a day the past month

>>545164335
Once in an inhouse while playing Wraith I called the character retarded because of how OP she is and like 3 people told me she was bad
I was playing Wraith btw

>>545163697
>black hair
ew give her normal people hair

>Dynamo only joining the ritual to make his wife happy
>Drifter kills Dynamo
>"Now what was his wife's name again? Marla... heheheh"
>"Don't worry, Dynamo. Your wife will be joining you soon enough."

>>545147635
I act like a racist

spent 70 minutes looking for a match yesterday
and yet niggas in here will really tell you this game isn't dead

Haze, infernus and or wraith; Every single game, often all three. This game is getting so boring.

>>545165445
>spent 70 minutes looking for a match yesterday
What region, party size and bracket? Worst I've ever gotten was 20 mins

>>545165445
i never had to wait more than 8 minutes for a match, usually get them in 2-5
it probably was a bug or something, you should've cancelled search to try again

>he’s winning too much
>send in the holidays who buy only gun items to do 10k dmg and feed multiple times in a 30+ min match

>>545165163
this is normal to you?

>>545165598
We need a white pure-gun character.

>>545164946
kek I remember that, can't believe /dlg/ listens to metro.

>>545165731
>>545165967
granted it was a party of 2 at like 5 am but i was playing soloq beforehand and you can tell there weren't many players on because it kept putting me with the same players for about 4 matches straight (and it was an oracle 1 team vs an ascendant 1 one to boot too lol, i was placed on both teams)
it was the cursed pithole of a region known as south america

>>545148882
STILL
NOT
THERE

>>545163697
yeah obviously, tho it seems like valve DID throw the Cleopatra we-wuz-kangs crowd a bone by giving her a sphynx cant

>Christmas update
>map is snowy
>they add priest with a cinematic where the priest is taking out the cast like it's Meet the Team short
>all to a sick deadlocked remix of https://youtu.be/FlfHyb397VY?t=11
>open beta announced
How kino would it be?

>>545167539
No way they have open beta so soon after what yoshideadlock (of icefrogdota2 fame) said

>>545166964
Same bwo... how many games do you have to play to make it to the trannylist..

>>545150162
i did quite well in like 2 or 3 inhouses yesterday when i was playing mo
its only later on when the eternises joined up that i started getting squashed

>>545154145
>THE PAIN WILL BE WORTH IT!

>kelvin whining the entire game about us playing wrong
>used ult twice
>neither of which were in teamfights
>refused to teamfight, only split push
>"we can't fight them so don't fight"
>nevermind that they're deathballing every obj and leaving us no choice
>worst farm somehow
>0/6/7, not even 5k player damage, only 6k obj damage, only 6k heals
>support build btw
>seething the whole time
how do you get to arcanist like this

>>545167539
Your idea reminds me of the old KF1 christmas updates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oVqwrhbu70

>>545168003
>how do you get to arcanist
No offence but that's the kinda rank someone would get by default by just having a working internet connection

>>545167742
Who's eternus the highest rank I saw was Oracle

>>545167653
you need to do something that makes you stand out amongst the crowd, for example feed, stack lobbies or spam specific builds/characters.
or just play so often that people start to recognize you by default

what's a good green mirage build

Can Yoshi just drop the update already

>>545168175
the nameless guy, apparently he's e6 or at least feels like an e6 when playing against him

he appears to be actually quite cool character-wise but he does scare the namefags around

>>545168170
I know it’s not high rank but like come on how do you get out of initiate like that. How do you spend the whole game split pushing and have the worst farm in the game.

>>545168856
just 1 more month little goy

>>545168860
He was chill enough to crouch spam with me, but he’s like double my rank and was playing glocket and rotating super early. He made every match a stomp.

>>545168860
He is E6 and was in the top 150 (EU) but might not show up on the leaderboards anymore if he's not played enough pubs
t. played with him in pubs

>I should be doing stuff
>I find myself drawn to pressing play on Deadlock instead
bros....

>>545168860
I also joined the crouch spam but the skill gap is simply too great to enjoy the game. He's literally one of the best players in the world.

>>545169196
same. I also have been making a ton of a.i porn and playing other stuff when i should be studying and trying to find a new job.

>>545168856
I'm gonna miss those dumb orbs so lets enjoy them for a little while longer

holy kek, when the mm wants you to lose it will just put every single press 4 hero on the enemy team.

>>545169196
i should be drawing furry porn for my commissioners but instead i play deadlock
they still say i work very fast though, i can't imagine how slow other artists are

>>545168860
the trvke is that he is good at the game AND a decent human being even to the shitters in the inhouse
>but he make every inhouse le stomp
much more welcome than our usual whiny faggots who are both bad and a complete faggot

Really should be an early version of Plated Armor to make m1 passive heroes less cancer. Like, spellbreaker passive but for bullet effects or something.

>>545169549
He was accused of try harding last night when he clearly wasn't lol
>>545168860
He's 109 on the EU leaderboards right now (you have to check in game because his name fucks with the online versions or something)

>>545169564
bullet shield

>>545169657
>He was accused of try harding
lol
some people take inhouse wins/losses too hard
I even had a nigga sperg out on me buying a troll item in a match we won. Sometimes I wonder how these autists function in the real world

>>545169872
Yeah we had one game where he was playing gun pocket and we had constant 5v5 brools on yellow and instead of split pushing or farming he came to fight those retarded fights.
>He's try harding!!!! (shooting me in the head too many times)

>>545169872
Literally this. I come to the in houses to have fun. Build meme shit or try heros I don't play. If I wanted to sweat I'd just go solo queue.

>>545169391
I like the orbs but they need to be either more Art Deco or more Bauhaus not a weird inbetween.

>>545151528
So I'm retarded and bad at the game, how do you manage Billy? Most the games I play against this fucker he is an unkillable murder truck 15 minutes in, for me and my team, who are equally retarded and bad at the game.

>>545170315
Buy rebuttal and parry his melee attacks. If you are a CQC hero buy close quarters for even more melee resist and some nice cheap damage

>>545169391
i thought the orbs were going to stay, and that slenderman over there was just like a totem or whatever
gonna miss our patrons in pog form

>>545170315
Melee heros are like playing fighting games. It's literally mostly mental shit. He wants to melee to reload his gun. Count his bullets if he's been shooting for awhile and getting close he wants ammo off you. Parry him. See if the Billy slips a melee in when he does the Ram combo sometimes you can parry mid air and catch them. The best thing you can do is go play him for 2-3 games and take note on how people deal with you.

>>545167539
>>open beta announced
it would be nice but we are still far away from an open beta

>>545170023
my favourite part was people complaining about gun victor as "tryhard" pressing tab seeing no one built healbane inlane for him building it and then you vic insta melting. These are the same guys that say I'm bad because I like to troll or dick around btw.

inhouse doko

>>545170023
>>545170670
it’s always raiva, sado, saga, meppz
it’s just better to mute them going into the game

>>545170881
Surely our american friends will be too busy at work to play a game of deadlock?

>>545171037
>Surely our american friends will be too busy at work to play a game of deadlock?
>
I don't have a job so I'll always be able to show

>>545169657
>tryharding
i remember after a couple stomps he switched to full purple abrams and ended the match at 2-7 or something

>>545169872
>had a nigga sperg out on me buying a troll item in a match we won
saga? :^)

updates to the game are paused for another month

>>545171129
it was the groomcord’s server owner who is emissary
I bought focus lens and lightning scroll for geist ult, and he earraped my team over vc

>>545171173
literal pauselock

I wanna do in house but I'm west coast wage slaving at my 9-5

>>545171296
>it was the groomcord’s server owner who is emissary
Who is the owner? Also you guys should all leave that shit fuck discord

>>545171037
I will be able to join in in just 20 minutes

>>545171367
>implying I was ever in it

INHOUSE (i put it into capitals for that one guy)

Don't expect it to fill fast cause it's early but whatever

DWZ99

>>545169525
draw mo

>>545171367
it's actually disgusting and grim
https://statlocker.gg/profile/58565117/matches
I left already when he put spades on my username without the ability to change it

>>545169525
How much money you making a month from catering to the mentally ill?

>>545169525
Draw Ivy in a standoff with Holiday but give Ivy a cool cowboy hat too

>>545168851

I dont have a id but the gist of it is stacking gun armor and spirit lifesteal

The hp from the greens should be enough to survive spirit and you want armor over barriers to combo with scarab hp+tornado evasion. The spirit lifesteal is on a lot of stuff he already buys already. When stacking spirit lifesteal soul shredder bullets is really good because its added as a flat amount after the calculation so no diminished returns

>>545171716
>discord channel with a porn channel
red flags

>>545171716
Holy shit I had no idea it was that bad in there. I feel a bit more offended that somebody said I was friends with that guy now
>>545171763
And that's a good thing!

>>545170398
>>545170603
Gotcha, thanks. Wasn't thinking much about Rebuttal or Close Quarters. I also have a problem with lag compensation and always being on a server nowhere near me which makes parrying a bit iffy, but given he's going for lights most the time later it's more of a prediction anyways.

>>545143567 (OP)
>>545143786
>>545143826
Yiff in hell, zoophile tourists.

>>545169525
I would honestly do this too if I had a passion for drawing instead of linguistics. So many furries are fucking loaded for some reason.

I told you niggas you should bully anyone trying to promote a general discord. It always just turns into a clusterfuck

>>545171973
To be desu I thought it was one troll posting a link so they could cry about an empty discord server ngl gonna lie

>>545171926
me but its red instead of green

>>545171926
How do you play Kelvin?

>>545171973
I didn't even know it was real because it seemed trolly and I'd never join a public/4chin discord.

>>545171935
You should be parrying distant heavy melees like that consistently enough once you get used to it. Rebuttal makes whiffing a parry a bit less punishing and if you do parry them you'll most likely get a kill because of the damage bonus. Also when Billy has his blasted buff up try to kite him because that's when his melees are going to be extra rewarding for him

>>545171716
>Spades
Yikes what's with trannies and their bl*cked fetishes

Gun Bebop has truly opened my eyes. No longer do I care about getting bomb stacks, any bomb stacks I get are just a bonus. I can be a help to the team with hook alone.

guys, I posted the "tier list" as a joke

dont take it seriously

>>545172278
I genuinely don’t know
This happened after we WON a game btw
My bad for playing focus lens lightning scroll geist, they take the inhouse shit to their own groomcord drama it’s crazy

>>545172432
I was trying to preach the strengths of gun Bebop over a year ago now, and nobody listened

>play solo
>win
>play with friends
>lose streak
How do I tell them they suck?

>>545172138
Max beam, escalating exposure

>>545172247
That one I clipped because I'm pretty sure parries are instant, and I got it out a tenth of a second before he hit me. I also delayed because I was half figuring he was gonna miss since he was doing it into the veil but not particularly relevant I've also had correctly guessed parries for lights fail on Billy a few times, but there's not a lot to be done about network connectivity. Billy's just a consistent problem character when I run into him, weirdly more so than other close up characters.

>>545172534
You don't, because that's mean and your friendship is worth more than MMR in a game. I play alone to get my MMR back and then lose games with my best friend as she learns. If you value the game over your friends you're an idiot. At the very least just make a smurf account if you can't handle it.

>>545173152
>she
>>545172534
Just make another account strictly for solo queue/party queue if it matters enough to you

>wait 5 minutes and get fries salted like pompeii covered in ash
hero for this feel?

>>545173152
Different anon, I subscribe to this but I wish my friends were more receptive of tips. Sucks seeing someone legitimately not improve at the same rate as others, and get annoyed with being worse, but also be totally against advice.

>>545148882
why are you sucking TA's dick so much, they are dogshit at the game.

>>545171718
per month hard to say because i only open comms occasionally (i have a day job and treat drawing more as a hobby, i don't actually like doing comms), but i get like 70-100 per comm and they usually take me 2-4 days to complete (and i do them on my free time between waging and fucking around doing other shit so it's actually like 2-4 hours of work each)
i could definitively raise my prices as well but i don't because i genuinely feel like i'm scamming people
>>545171958
well yeah if you are an artist, drawing furry porn is probably the "simplest" way to make money
seems like a really secure job because there are endless hordes of suspiciously wealthy furries and they all hate AI shit too

>>545173623
>Respect is fellating someone

>>545172561
What about spirit? I saw Arcane Surge on the Cirno beam build. And it doesn't have extra or improved spirit, only boundless.

>>545174027
If for some reason you are torturing your team by playing one of the strongest heroes as one of the weakest iterations of it, you can start with extra spirit in lane and upgrade it to surge of power a bit later

>>545174147
I'm asking because I don't know what I'm doing.

>>545174285
I would recommend building around healing with the grenade, winning fights with your ultimate or even playing gun. There are a lot of beam enjoyers in the thread for some reason. It's really not worth building around in my honest opinion

INHOUSE with 8 available slots

DWZ99

>>545174285
>>545174431
I usually build around grenade+dome unless team is REALLY bad then I finish cultist and try to rice a lead to end the game ASAP.

>>545174591
>rice a lead
What does this mean?

>>545173152
I'm too competitive. I hate losing. I try to corral them and get them to take objectives but they always pick bad fights or die exposing themselves in a lane. It's very annoying.

>>545173242
maurice and krilliam

>>545148882
This is shallow grave posting this btw.

Don't ask me how I know.

>>545174431
But what about what >>545152257 said?

>>545174863
No it isn’t
I made the original list and you can see someone plagiarized considering Mark Maverick’s name doesn’t have skins in it, yet the list does

>>545174863
the tracer should be kiriko in current year.

>>545175204
It's shallow grave.

>>545174895
This is in lane. Your beam is this good without investment, and doesn't really improve much with it. You are sinking souls into an ability that won't scale anywhere near as much as everything else you have

4 slots left for inhouse assuming nobody wants to watch

DWZ99

>>545174863
how do you know?

>>545148882
>didnt make the list
my anonymity is safe.

>another general ruined by a trannycord

incredible

>>545171958
i think furryism is kinda like homosexuality in the olden days: a wacky hobby of the rich that those with normal wealth dont have time nor insanity to develop.
now that that shit's publicly available, people with less time for wacky bullshit also catch the bug

>>545176120
the moment cliques start to form it's over

>>545176120
discord links should be filtered TEE BEE HAYCH

Oh my gosh did you gals just see what thread personality #12 said about thread personality #29
I was like, slaaaaaaay queen

>>545176579
yes sister you go girl (male)

>>545176579
and here I thought it was only MMOs that attracted grown ass men that behave like teenage girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzYxyisBDCQ

Apparently this dude was given exlusive shit to leak too but Im too lazy to browse the video
So just putting this here for an anon to look at abd confirm it

i'm gonna play beam kelvin in the inhouse and i will lose and people will make fun of me for losing with a meta hero and i DON'T care

>>545176120
The wannabe edgelord tranny in the fagcord made me cringe to death.

>>545175204
there are also more tiers i think

9/12 in inhaus
get in before I shoot myself out of boredom

11/12 in inhaus
get in before I shoot myself out of boredom

I had 4 matches in a row completely destroyed in every lane all over before 25 mins and 3 of them we didn't even destroy all the guardians.
I've uninstalled and won't play the game for a long time if ever again.
Thank you for reading my blog.

>>545176579
>personality 22 tried to groom me
Hard being so hot and attractive to you virgins

>>545177664
MM might as well not exist
the games that actually feel balanced are very rare, it's about 90% stomps in either direction

>>545177620
post the code retard
look this is how you shill the inhouse

INHOUSE UP ONLY 1 MORE GAMER NEEDED TO START UP

DWZ99
DWZ99
DWZ99

JOIN JOIN JOIN 11/12

>>545177620
>not playing a background game

still need one more for inhouse

INHOUSE UP ONLY 1 MORE GAMER NEEDED TO START UP

DWZ99
DWZ99
DWZ99

JOIN JOIN JOIN 11/12

Needfully 1 more person join the inhouse

DWZ99

>>545178476
Nah, not joining.

The thread went to shit the moment y'all allowed inhouse spammers

Sorry
*ahem*
you niggers

>>545178638
there is no allow, the fact is all it takes is a handful of faggots to ruin any general, which is why it inevitably happens every time

>>545176918
Right so I watched it. The info he has is specifically around 7:47 of the video.

Basically a big part if the january(?) update is havinhg a fuckton of the interiors and exteriors of the maps getting fullfat art passes. A good example of what this look like is the deli/grocery shop bear yellow lane right next to urn.

Expect a ton of the map that's just a blank grey/plain box/rectangle to get hit by these art passes.

>>545179152
>even more clutterslop

NICE JOB YOSHI

>>545148882
just tells me to never touch an inhouse ever

>complaining about in house
Playing the game together is a core part of a general for multiplayer games thoughbeit. At least for all the ones I post in.

>>545179380
The reality is that if you play an inhouse it's 99% silent shitlow spergs playing like dogshit and then maybe every week you have one guy sperg out in text/voice chat or some other discord drama that people then use to shit up the threads about for a few days

>metro playing Mina
What changed?

>>545179530
>man who ruins generals tells you why he is important for thread culture

holy fuck inhousefags are literally indian tier

>>545179764
>playing multiplayer games with other people makes you an indian
What causes this mental degradation

>>545179947
wow you argue like an indian too

>>545179530
Except you aren't just playing, you bring your cancer namefagging here

Guess who’s back down to alchemist boys that’s right this guy.

>>545180005
>Vee users when you have the audacity to actually pl*y a Video game
Calling someone an indian isn't a response. Then again it just seems like you're here to dilate all over the thread because people stopped posting fagslop doorman images you love.

>>545155268
Metro is so fucking retarded its unreal

Why the fuck is this guy currently one of the biggest youtubers for this game

Dynamo, Viscous, and Calico should have "damage avoided" stats shown somewhere for when an ability dodges a hitbox

>>545179696
nothing

>>545179530
I don't give a shit about people looking for games it's the discord fags posting
>INHOUSE
>6 MORE FOR INHOUSE
>3 MORE FOR INHOUSE
>2 MORE FOR INHOUSE
>1 MORE FOR INHOUSE
Every fucking thread instead of organizing in their faggy discord like normal people
And the people bringing their discord drama into the thread when NOBODY fucking cares

>>545180368
You forgot Mina

>>545180391
Why would anyone want to join a discord they found on 4chan, serious question. I'll join in house matches but I'm not trying to be discord HRTbuddies with people here.

Just join the inhouses and soft int them
Say nothing
Don't respond back
Slowly throw them so the discord faggotry ends. Me I'll probably hit up a couple while I have some shit on the second monitor mindlessly playing. They'll get used to it

fuck off inhousetrannies

>>545181050
good idea unironically some know me in that 'cord and I've been hating inhouses lately anyways so fuck it

>>545180391
>using discord
>like normal people
Troon or delusional? Discord is an intrusive memory eating piece of shit, its basically malware at this point.

>>545180310
bunch of low ranked players get introduced to the game by his educational shit, then they see him giving opinions that reinforce all their retarded views on the game, think about it, all the popular characters are the ones he plays, haze infernus wraith etc. these seeker players hear him talk about how weak they are and then the shitters with inflated ego get to believe thats the reason they cant rank up, even when he drops completely contradictory information like win rates

>Valve killed deadlock stat trackers

HOLY
FUCKING
BAAAAAAAAAASED

Mirage is fun but I feel retarded when I play him. Anons do I build hard into 3 and spirit or go tank and just sap hp?

>>545181463
If you're already in a game finding discord why the fuck would you be cross posting in a 4chan thread
That's the mental illness I'm talking about

>>545180310
Because there are no jewtubers for the game at all? What do we have, metro, deathy, some rusniggers, thats it.

>>545168685
Well i've been playing Bird Talon most games i've played but im not in the list ;(

Perhaps my most cursed build to date, scarab mirage. Duration + movespeed to scarab harder

Opener
>return fire
>fleetfoot

Pop both of these right before you scarab

The imbue
>arcane surge
>duration extender
>Surge of power(scarab)

Pop Arcane surge to increase the scarab duration

The closer
>rapid recharge
>superior duration
>magic carpet
>divine kevlar

Rapid recharge gives us more scarabs for the end game teamfights. Divine kev and magic carpet are both bought for duration. At this stage your scarabs last as long as your cooldown

For those who dont know scarabs are best when each are used against a different target. Hitting the same target only refreshes the duration but hitting different targets means the hp you receive is stacking. In a theoretical 6 man scarab scenario on this build you steal 4500 hp

>>545181732
>If you're already in a game finding discord
Who said I am?

>>545181904
I DIDNT SAY YOU WERE IVAN

>>545181050
>soft int them
what does this even mean, is this some overwatch faggotry slang?

>>545181614
3 and spirit is the way, his gun dps sucks, green is pretty good on him

>>545182117
You seem a tad neurotic

>>545182374
I think it started in league, int is short for intentional feeding, soft int means you try to hide it and just pretend to be bad

>>545181594
It's kinda cringe desu I just want to be able to look at my match history on my phone

>>545181614
Build echo shard and trophy collector, max your 2 and 4 then just tp to fights double knock up the whole enemy team and move on.

>>545155268
Sounds like he's mad. Seeing his video right now and he showcases the highest rank EU lobby while complaining about Mina being constantly at top souls, yet Mina has cultist sacrifice and he constantly shittalks that item saying that no one should buy it.
I feel like most of these Eternus streamers are CS expats and not Dota ones.

>>545182863
Echoshard tornado is bad

>>545183123
Ackshually I won on it yesterday therefore it's good

>>545182894
metro is a shitter and not even good at the game, otherwise hed find a team to play with but since he sucks and on top of that is a huge asshole this is never going to happen

Last inhouse ID

46474190

>>545183349
is it still going

>>545183438
DWZ99 1-2 slots left assuming the guy in spectate is playing.

>>545182894
Watching the video.
He says that carries are characters that are good with a soul lead because they get better with more items.
This is a complete misunderstanding of Icefrog's design mantra and only makes sense to a LoL player.
Carry is a hero that is essential for the win condition. The carry is a constant threat, either in 1v1, 2v1 or teamfight scenarios. A lategame carry must be isolated and be priority every time else you will lose teamfights and eventually the game.
Since the carry is the win condition, you must properly identify the character who is carrying and build to counter him.
He also flip flops between Wraith not being a good lategame carry and then claiming that if she reaches lategame, you won't be able to win the game because "that's how MOBAs work".
Complete misunderstanding of Dota and by extension, how Icefrog is balancing the game.

>>545181050
Except the inhouses are already filled with trash shitters who feed their asses off so it wouldn't be any different

Lobby scoreboard?

>>545183690
>You feed on the in house because you're shit
>I feed on the in house because I'm playing Phantom Strike doorman and Magic Carpet Holliday
We're not the same

Metro:
>in Dota, carries are very weak early
This guy probably never got past Legend.

>>545184048
>he actually wan carries to be strong early game

haze can already btfo you with a single stun. imagine if she was better

>>545184048
as far as I know the extent of his credibility is being a mediocre ow player

>>545184253
>Haze sleeps my Paige
>she starts frothint at the mouth
>drool everywhere
>leaving a trail as she sprints mach speed at Paige
>cartoonishly winds up the largest punch imaginable
>me watching this rolling my eyes
>dodge jump to my Paige
>Parry
>Me and Paige look at her on the ground
>She's staring back with puppydog eyes
>Subscribe to my patron for 5$ a month to see the rest(18+)

deadlock of 2011

>>545184460
I think that's the thing with all these high rank players who got there for the only virtue of having good aim.
The moment aim is not a decisive factor in winning the game, they'll start theorycrafting about abilities and items while having a completely flawed understanding of Dota.
There's a reason why Ana was the top highest ranked Deadlock player and he wasn't even serious about Deadlock.

God I hate laning agaist McNigger so much
>Oh youre approaching? WALL
>Oh youre retreating? WALL
>Oh you're anywhere? SLOWING TURRET
She ruins the entire match

>>545184827
sorry wrong image

Holy shit Wraith is so fucking bad it's not even funny.

Holliday needs a buff to her bullets they need to be faster.

>>545184963
I lose lane occasionally as her but not often.
>>545185035
Fuck off metro this website has no place for faggots

deadlock if 2011

>>545185005
sorry I ruined the joke, I wanted to type 'if' instead of 'of'. I will never forgive myself

>>545184963
i hate playing with mcginnis for the same reason

>>545185195
>Fuck off metro this website has no place for faggots
if only

>>545184597
Woman post.
Woman moment.

>>545185189
Whar she's literally a top velocity chad

what is it abt cultist sacrifice that makes it highly regarded? it has a lot of good attributes but i wanna know what specifically is the key component of its success

>>545184048
>the game's best when everything is viable
>when Deadlock is Deadlock and not a Dota copy
What the fuck is this guy smoking? One of the main aspects of Dota is that any hero can be any role. It's one of the main appeals of the game.
Deadlock rewards creativity much less than Dota. He's contradicting himself.

>>545185472
It's a better Hand of Midas.

>>545147441
>>545147806
>>545155625
>>545156424
>>545156639
This actually IS eido's job. He makes 120k a year streaming 60 hours a week. Which in California is an average wage you can't move out of your parent's house with. He's probably dooming because he wants to farm more viewbux and his viewcount is probably slipping as people lose interest again

If you want to be able to compete at the highest level and farm streambux you actually literally do have to grind 8-12 hours a day because it's an autistic arms race

>>545185394
what the fuck?? her bullet feel harder to hit than Lash.

>>545185394
Is there a point to getting more velocity on geist or mirage? It's a % increase so it would be the most on them but idk if you would even notice, maybe in denying

>>545185195
Hi seeker shitter, she will get buffed next patch.

>>545185472
The creep deletion, you could gut the rest of the item and people would still probably buy it. Make t3 immune thoever and its pickrate would drop to 0

>>545185630
i have not played dota my only other moba experience is HotS

I have a question about auto buying and imbuing skills. As an example I'll just be using compress cool down. Compress cool down lets you imbue an ability of your choice, however it also upgrades in to superior cool down and transcendent cool down. Thing is if you skip compress cool down and go straight for the upgrades it does not ask if you wish to imbue your skill. So do the upgrades just do that, straight up upgrade everything? Or am I missing out on choosing a skill to imbue?

>>545185472
It's not one specific thing. Instakilling a t3 getting bonus souls in combination of buileing out of monster rounds(best t1 in the game) AND giving you insane bonus stats is why it's good. If it was only 1 part of the item instead of everything together, then no one would build it.
>>545185504
>any hero can fill any role
This is like 90ish percent true for dota. I'd say for Deadlock your items matter less and anyone can actually become a useful support via actives. Meanwhile in dota it's not always the case. Mostly because dota lacks the CC and healing item options Deadlock has. You have euls glimmer force staff as core support items, but nothing really for aoe healing or healing in general outside of (the magic wand upgrade whos name eludes me atm) there's only 1 hard CC item that's abyssal which most heros can't use effectively. Meanwhile in deadlock you can buy 4 items that just disable a hero of your choice.

>>545185394
why can't I last hit on geist to save my life then wtf

I watch vids of people playing her and try to copy their timing but it just doesn't work. 30 ping btw

>>545185983
Yea the upgrades do everything

>>545186108
cool, ty!

>>545186009
>Meanwhile in deadlock you can buy 4 items that just disable a hero of your choice
And people enjoy playing this game?

>>545185953
The ability to instakill a hard creep from the enemy jungle is broken.
You basically recover your investment after two uses.
It gives you a very good buff after using it.
It's a great item to recover from a bad laning phase. It's even better if you can get it around the 8 to 10 min mark.
It builds from monster rounds which also helps you farm faster.

humiliation ritual the item

>>545185803
>>545186031
No idea I don't struggle with her, never saw anyone get HVR. Denying takes lag into account and seems to favor securing over denying in most cases anyway.

>>545186251
Yes because you can outskill the items with counterspell or buy >>545186476
If you're a beta male who lets their wife fuck the neighbor

>>545186549
The frame window for securing souls is too generous and I feel like it only exists because of Bebop.

>>545186720
nobody playing this game or mobas is married bro

>>545185472
>2+ regen
>30% and resist against creeps
>instakill t3 creeps for lots of souls instantly and 150% bonus souls
>gives you a good buff that lasts a long time

it does a ton of stuff. it also upgrades from monster rounds which almost everyone buys. it is a no brainer

this item is the only thing keeping me sane in this meta rn

>>545186759
It exists because last year people were favored in denies over secures. No one liked that system even if you went even in lane it felt like you were always losing creeps.

>>545186996
love this lil slug

>>545181830
dw me and merk already recognize you
to the point where i got trolled by him calling out an enemy bird, thinking its you launching your own

>>545186549
>>545186759
McGinnis having priority when denying the turret souls is retarded. The most obnoxious defense/harass tool should have the downside of being punished when mindlessly placed.
The soul reward for killing it is also dogshit.

>>545187050
That's a snail :(

Sure would like to have teammates that took towers in at least one of my games tonight. I should not have highest obj damage as Victor in short matches.

>>545187306
snail doesn't end in G and I meant to type slugga

>>545187306
sorry im slow...

>>545187014
I understand that, it's just that it's too generous.

>>545186720
not even that anon but having to buy green items because of constant cc that could get you one shotted isn't a good argument when defending the devs, it's like placing a band-aid on a open wound. I love this game but I still hate that its idea of 'counterplay' means either getting one shotted or one shotting the enemy most of the time. Fair duels where you have to sweat, dodge, predict and think about everything you use instead of simply spamming it are not common, and they are by far not the meta.

>>545169391
Oh, I figured the big patron shade was just an illusion generated by the shrines and destroying them would reveal the orb.

McGinnis turret should be
>limited to 1 active at a time
>permanent duration, long cooldown
>very weak early, but strong lategame scaling

The most dishonest character is Ivy.

I love when infernus buys 3 items and guarantees anyones death without heals or debuff remover.

>>545187559
No one would play her anymore
>inb4 good
That's not what anyone whos opinion matters wants(Devs, Miku players)

>>545187559
>mcginnis should be just another gun hypercarry
dogshit

>>545187760
i love when warden gets ult then just walks into the guardian and it dies then waits 3 mins and does it to your walker

>>545187683
You're either playing dynamo/haze and got your ult stopped by her stone form or your kill got stopped her ult
Eìither way, lol

>>545186759
bebop's reload should be twice as long
problem solved

Increase bullet fall off for most of the M1 carries, and flat out remove additional bullet effects after they fall outside of the fall off point. There, fixed infernus/haze/mcginnis etc.

>>545188264
>remove additional bullet effects after they fall outside of the fall off point
I don't get how the fuck Infernus/Haze still get to do that after Mirage lost it

>>545188264
lol

>>545188264
mcg has no innate on-hit effects and virtually none of her gun builds require building into on-hit items

>>545188410
Devs/esportsfags favourite point and click adventure characters. Genuinely the fact that ranges in this game are literally LoS for carries is why things feel so punishing imo. Mina and infernus and shit should not be able to have lane long ranges on a skill effectively.

>>545185472
number one thing is the npc resist because that enables hyperfarmers to jungle longer before their healing is online

number two is the T3 steal in enemy jungles

number three is the free hp/regen/fire rate

>>545186031
just sit in the test room shooting the orbs as they spawn and try to get a consistent <100ms

>>545188940
sending goo

>>545188940
billy would absolutely not be invited due to shitting up the conversation

damn why did inhouse die

>>545188940
>Vindicta wouldn't go to Thanksgiving

>>545188940
Holiday would absolutely not make some food unless she was trying to show off some recipe she learned

What compels someone to play like this?

>>545189215
Time for group HRT retard. You coming or what?

>>545188940
Kelvin would definitely come and bring food, he's a jolly guy. Mina would shit up the conversation for sure. I agree with the rest. Good tier list.

>>545189215
That game was really long and satisfying. I can’t imagine the next game even being half as good. It’s like I have had sex with deadlock and don’t want to spoil the mood by ask her to spit in my mouth

>>545189215
Got work in the morning sorry

>>545188940
>inviting vyper
>inviting billy

how should I build Ivy?
I usually just play like a rat and push walkers but I feel like I'm not doing that much damage

>>545189536
use any public build that buys capacitor fairly early

>>545189380
me on vinny

>>545189531
>Vyper
>Would come and eat the food
>And also rob you

>>545189259
it was invented after her time anyway

>>545147441
>game is in alpha and will likely be in alpha for years
>WHY ISN'T THERE A BATTLE PASS WITH DAILY AND WEEKLY LOG IN CHALLENGES NEW MAPS NEW MODES NEW HEROES
live service has rotted the brains of the average gamer

>>545188940
Haze and Viscous move up a tier
>Haze would dodge due to OSIC work
>Viscous constantly trying to steer conversation to the adversary/try and get people to try the cube

https://x.com/ToxicAssWhore/status/1985473528981045430

New hero info tomorrow going to get leaked

>>545189531
>not inviting the token bar crawler and the token conspiracy nut

>>545190769
>were going to have an entire month of this shit

Christ.

>>545190769
Just post a screenshot of the tweet you attention whore

IN A MOMENT IT WILL ALL BE OVER

Can Yamato's resistances from shadow transformation be reduced by things like crippling headshot? It says she is immune to negative status effects but I'm unsure if that just means CC or resistance shred as well?

>>545190973
I don't know, I'm having fun. Deleting Paige and Mina will make the game better tho.

6/12 inhouse
dwz99

i guess well know if the december patch will have more heroes released for it

>>545191380
there will be no more heroes

>>545190769
it really do be like that huh
fucking mentally illtards

>>545191443
VALVE HIRED SUDA51???

what do i set r_texturefilteringquality to if i want 0x AF

>>545187559
Actual good changes she can shit out too many turrets that chunk you way too hard with just a rapid recharge.

>>545191337
What's the hero picking policy?

>>545191861
go nuts, some times they allow multiple of the same cahracters

anyone been getting massive download jitter spikes since the update?

the doorman!!! and having sex with him!!!

>>545191949
How do the duplicate hero matches play out? Are they any fun and should it be a part of a non casual mode?

>>545192069
if you are winning they are fun, fi you are losing they are hell.

>>545192069
they're terrible and I leave immediately if dupes are on

>get guardian in 4 mins
>help other laners get guardian early
>my team slowly fucks up macro somehow despite us having a clear advantage
>realize their team comp is a bunch of niggers with abrams, mcg, paige, shiv, bebop
>they get rejuv and instantly win because midboss is retarded
They need to rework the midboss because having a 95% win guarantee if you get midboss is stupid.

t.asc

Next patch wishes? Buffs and Nerfs only.

I want Kelvin dead tired of seeing him in my games. A change to Mina so she can't dash the second time when slowing hexed and either disable her ult when hexed or enable calicos. Be consistent. Drifter could use some team fight power but I'm not sure how I'd do it.

>>545143567 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4
I LOVE ANTHRO VICTOR
RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGH

>>545192319
I'd like them to buff stuff again

>>545191998
i wish i was the doorman

>>545192319
I would appreciate some Kelvin buffs I hardly ever see him anymore

>>545192524
gross. i don't want to fuck you, i want to fuck this beautiful godtwink

Valve should delay the update to january just so I can see the melty lmao

>>545192789
i didn't say i wish the doorman was me

>>545192319
>Drifter could use some team fight power
his ult is literally the strongest ult for teamfights in the game (as it doesn't require any setup unlike say Dynamo)

>>545150435
Oh my F tier

>>545151721
We get a shitload of badkids in here that cry about how hard Mina is and how easy people catch up to them and rape them in here

I like Gun Geist but I fundamentally don't like the high variance aspect of low ammo single shot gun heroes. It's completely possible you miss a large amount of your clip on a haze you're fighting. That means it's high variance (if you're shit-tier at aiming like me). The difference between landing most and some of your shots is huge. Whilst with rapid fire gun caries like Gun Miku, Haze, Infernus, Wraith etc. you will get more reliable value.

>>545192319
Mina buffs
Kelvin buffs
Beebop buffs

Drifter nerfs
Vyper nerfs
Sinclair nerfs

>>545192319
miku 3 stam and reworked ult to not be completely useless when you build gun
+30 seconds cooldown to calico and paradox ult
paige shields don't give damage buff innately
mo and krill ult doesnt give health
pocket damage nerf
nerf one of minas abilities. literally anyone of them without a compensation buff
an item that can temporarily disable counter spell or pierce it
trophy collector gives move speed instead of sprint speed
make jungle camps more interesting not just all the same creep but bigger and give them actual mechanics not shit things that shoot at you
make midboss harder to fight and tone down the rewards for taking it
get mega creeps back in the game somehow

>>545193542
Just remove Mo from the game, please. Or rework at least two of his abilities out of his disarm, burrow, and ult.
Mina I think just needs a slight early game laning nerf.

>>545192319
complete and utter infernus and kelvin death. absolutely gutted to the point of being an insta-loss for a minimum of two months.
geist nerfs just because she's annoying
mohammed and kareem nerfs

sinclair and drifter buffs, mostly sinclair.

shiv either buffed or tweaked so he's better without being fucked. don't care if that means altering his kit.

>>545192789
>literal homo ritualpost
>"but I'm not gay tho"
uh huh yeah fuck off

>>545193668
I would accept him losing the disarm in exchange for a tank passive. Though I also think every character should have a passive on top of 4 actives so

>win game
>feel nothing
>lose game
>day ruined
heroes for this feel?

>>545194113
wraith

>>545193932
Shiv is busted though

>>545194113
some completely soulless npc shit like haze wraith or infernus

Man it’s been forever since I got a full build in. We lost but it felt fucking great to hit 60k+ souls for the first time in a while. I wish all matches were really close push and pull fights for a long time instead of <30 minutes where everyone knows which way it’s gonna go the whole time.

Legitimately, what does one do in lane against Vindicta once she has ult? Is the answer literally just "play so passively your HP never drops below 50%" or am I missing some secret that makes the game tolerable to play?

>>545194509
i'm sick of always having to buy decay. maybe i'm an extreme shitter or something, i just don't care for it.

>>545194675
in my experience its always m1 carries that want to bitch and whine the most when we are losing but when we are winning they dont say a word so this makes a lot of sense

>>545192319
Mina shot dead in the streets of New York

>>545192319
Infernus and Haze hard nerfs. Minor kelvin nerfs.

>>545188940
Victor would 100% go, he says yes to everything
Wraith would host
Paradox would come and steal stuff

>>545192319
A mechanic where a random friendly tower is deleted every time Haze builds fury trance or focus lens.

>>545194742
the secret tech is to not be emotional about the fact that your death is likely to inevitable, you need to understand the way the game works, her sniping is a high risk high reward game design because she can snowball with it early but she is always vulnerable no matter how strong she is, if you build and play properly against her shes just as likely to drop the souls she gained from sniping for you to pick up, understand that she also has 0 farming potential and 2 stam while being squishy as hell so thats all she has going for her

>>545194180
go to bed metro

>>545194742
I disrespect them and mind break them by dodging their shots. Then make fun of them for missing in all chat. Works 9/10 times.

>>545192319
kelvin nerfs/rework
infernus' napalm is removed and changed to something else
drifter, sinclair, lash, dynamo, vinny buffs
buffs to magic carpet, shadow weave, resto locket, unstoppable

whoever unpaused goes straight to F

>one of the patrons is nature themed
>no druid character
Also there isn’t really a fem tank is there? Unless you squint and count Geist.

>>545195912
like 50/50 it was anonymous

>>545195912
Put Geist there too.

mark here, sorry guys gonna have dinner now, best of luck

>>545195312
every hero in the game is fun to play to me other than wraith, sure she's good but it feels like eating a boiled egg with no yolk or salt
there's just nothing fun to do with her, you just buff yourself and click creeps or people, TP if you ever feel endangered. rinse and repeat. with an optimized build the only thing to think about is "wihere do i click where i won't get my shit kicked in for trying"

so we all agree that last match should be rendered null right?

why can't i pick certain heroes in the inhouse lobby? they aren't already picked by someone else.

>>545196719
enable duplicate heroes

8/12 inhouse
dwz99

If inhouse wanted to be fun you’d set up for all X hero games, or X hero team vs Y hero team games. As an aside I can’t wait for them to add new game modes and queue types.

Inhouse
DWZ99
8/12

>>545196984
Very few want to play like this

>>545155268
Nigger should play cock cage Warden if he hates Mina so much

The lobby really needs a chat.

>>545196521
her most interesting aspect to me is that she's insane at clicking towers and ratting but every other m1 can do it at almost the same efficiency + pushing is more fun when it's actually dangerous so it's not that enjoyable to me

what do i do vs mina/geist on lane as abrams
shits fucking disgusting, spirit res doesnt help and shields pop after the initial burst
meanwhile i cant reach these shits and if i do at least mina has two escapes since that shitty overpowered piece of shit apparently needs to be retard friendly while shitting out damage with no items

>>545185668
>120k playing deadlock to 300 viewers

Nice try

>>545197621
Play the Veil, your gun does more damage, by a lot, especially if you get close quarters

Whats the optimal way to play from the start if you just know you have no chance at all in your lane? Like how do you nullify that and still actually get value instead of being behind and sucking cock the entire fucking game?

>>545192319
Ivy buffs please
She's not that great right now :)
Also lash buffs

>>545197621
You don't, some lanes are genuinely unwinnable

>>545198161
if you think Ivy is not S tier right now, you must be a spirit sissy. Her carry gun build, as God intended, is still broken
>>545197621
Nothing. You do nothing. Preferably you swap before you have to put yourself through a humiliation ritual and inevitably lose the lane

>>545196212
it would be so silly if you bought colossus lol

>>545147441
i think this is because eido had a really bad losing streak yesterday
I opened his stream and immediately saw him playing Dynamo, probably for the first time ever

>>545198161
now just make her fatter, bigger ass, bigger breasts, and a big belly then it'd be good

>>545197621
somehow i feel like resto locket would do very well into that lane

>>545198357
>Her carry gun build
M1gger detected
kys

>>545198886
If you play spirit Ivy you are griefing your team.

>>545191861
is this real

every hero in the game should be hybrid

>>545198476
BUBUBUT STOMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING UNBEATABLE

>>545198992
Please see: >>545198357

I want to extend an honorary invitation to the buff kelvin clan to all of you. The only thing you gotta do is occasionally talk about how kelvin needs a buff. The more subtle the better

I think kelvin needs a buff, he's very weak right now
>t. proud member of buff kelvin clan

How do I get better at McGinnis, guys? I keep walling in my teammates. Any builds?

>>545198476
I dont get it, did the prop kiosk block the shockwave?

>>545199394
me and the girls in the discord had a hearty laugh at this. upvoted

>>545199394
>Didn't censor Raiva's eyes
Skipped

>>545198476
lmao tard rage

>>545198476
Holy fucking kek. Mind broken. That's what he gets for being an annoying faggot desu

guys guys..... what if we like.....LOL *has a hearty tummy chuckle to myself* decided to have a cute little trans CIRCLEJERK on trooncord and IN the inhouses....but we also extend it to the thread *holds up spork* . Broooooooooooo it's so fucking awesome people like know my name and stuff on this anonymous website for pedophiles like myself, it makes me so happy as a tgirl stay tuned for the next inhouse tier list and further circlejerking

>>545199398yes, he was in the air and stomp needs to go down when done in the air.
it was the exact distance for it to drop on topo of the kiosk.

>>545199398
It went over

>>545198476
need this clip with sound

>>545198174
Like Doorman and Abrams
Or Doorman and Billy
Or Doorman and Bebop
Or Doorman and Drifter
Or Doorman and Doorman, damn doorman he ruined laning.

what are the must damage items in shiv?

>>545200516
Don't fucking put any items in Shiv

>>545200516
what are you asking

I found out the other day that a lot of people think you play against bebop in lane by staying as far away as possible so he cant get stacks, is this the result of bebop propaganda or a r*ddit thread or a youtube video or what causes this level of retardation

ok the nameless guy IS a tryhard >:(

I HATE BEBOP
I HATE BEBOP
I HATE BEBOP!!!

update?

>>545200132
If you want to come play you can just join you don't have to be such a whiny little bitch

>>545201061
he's eternus 6 and has 500 games on Paige alone

>>545201017
you stay as far away as possible so he can't hook you into his tower nigga

>>545200132
You dropped this, king

>>545199167
i dont think anyone above seeker says dynamo is unbeatable right now

>>545201415
... and other things seekers believe

>"... pretend you don't know me, okay? I don't want people knowing I'm tight with a cop"
>"You're not."
>"Exaaaaaaactly..."
People don't like this character?

>>545198476
kek

>>545200282
https://files.catbox.moe/5znfr1.mp4

goose ready up tard

i don't think goose even updated

>>545201608
wait, he has to get his doordash

inhouse GODS, remember to update the game if you haven't

>>545201061
im sorry.
please forgive me.

>>545198476
this is what metafagging does to you

>>545198143
you buy monster rounds and just clear waves then do boxes

IT'S NOT FAIR BROS I WANNA BE A PISS LOW. All these fucking low elo retards every game having fun building what the fuck ever because their drooling retard teammates and opponents don't know any better. Meanwhile at Asc5 these people think they're Gods chosen deadlock player because their 1300 games and 49% winrate high rolled them here. Seething every game if we don't buy 38 slowing hexes 24 knock downs and 8 curses. WAH WAH WAH RUN THE URN GET THE BUFF PUSH THE WALKER I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I JUST WANNA BRAWL I WANNA BUILD MELEE IVY AND PUNCH. I WANT TO BUILD MAGIC CARPET EVERY GAME AND FLY AROUND THE MAP SKREEEEEEE THIS GAME IS SHIT, SHITTTTTTTT

>>545201767
It's not your fault dude we just need to try to balance the teams better.

>>545199394
quality kek

>>545201875
Real shit how do we even balance the teams if we have players as low as blue or green and as high as light blue apparently.

>>545201857
just make an alt silly little nigga

i have to play alone, i have to play solo, i have to grind my ephemeral rank, i need to go up in numbers, i get angry when i lose and i feel nothing when i win
i must succeed
i must succeed
i must succeed
i will not have fun with this DOGSHIT game
it's my team's fault that i lost

God I love parries, turns a troll play into a win. You can only imagine the sound I made

Just saw a Drifter running Healing Tempo without even having melee lifesteal or something to trigger it
What's going on

>>545201115
oh yeah that WAS bs

>>545201767
next time please join us in

>>545202110
>passively regen 1 hp
>permanently gain buff
Get fucked Icefag my genius is unrivaled

>>545202012
NTA but my alt is somehow higher than main

Holy fuck

>>545202152
*join us in the midboss pit for the BIG BROOL

>get a good comp
>teammates so shit the support on the enemy team out farms them
First game of the day and im already done with it until tomorrow

>>545176956
>>545202282

>>545202282
>>545202293
>no bros, no one's going to judge you in our in-houses

>>545202282
>>545202293
>>545202452
Kelvin takes a lot of skill to play, he has a lot of subtle nuance in his kit that is hard to understand for a firsttimer.

>>545202282
klevin

Wow

>>545200305
Doorman dies from a slight breeze, you can easily burst him down before he manages to place and enter tthe doors. Mina will just press X to win by either escaping or using ult. Did you know that her ult doesn't count as flight for Knockdown and Phantom Strike? Isn't that just convenient.

>>545202557
trvth nvke....

.

>>545189053
I'm trying

the timing feels completely inconsistent and unintuitive to me

I think I just suck at this game

>>545202878
>2187x8733
Damn this is exquisite amounts of mad

>>545202734
>her ult doesn't count as flight for Knockdown and Phantom Strike
kek is this true?

i cannot replace you so i must erase you oh easier said than done i thought you were the one

Thank fucking god I play OCE so the thought of playing in the in-houses doesn't cross my mind

>>545202878
Unironically too far

what do i have to do to be considered a "stud" in this game
what will make women attracted to me. im ready to be a breeder

>>545203101
play abrams

>statlocker's fucked
it's joever

discuss

I swear there's a secret souls bank no one told me about that's specially reserved for the ennemy team.
I can get 10 denies in a row, take all the wave, do the T1, our and their boxes in between waves, get a few kills without dying once, i can never manage to get the same advantage that my ennemy does when they kill me once or force me to back up.

It get better later in the game, but even then i feel like me stealing camp isn't doing that much, and i tend to steal a lot.

>>545201415
His hook is like 100m

Anyword on when the new game mode is coming out? Im getting really tired of the moba part of this game.

>>545201115
Yeah that was bullshit. Even on my screen you were behind the wall.

>>545203432
it's only 99, don't exaggerate!
-Yoshi