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Anonymous No.545482431 [Report] >>545488539
/uma/ - Uma Musume General #1642
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>Global Game News
Current Specials Missions: Half Anniversary Part 2
Current Rate Up: Eishin Flash (3*), Nice Nature (SSR), Tosen Jordan (SR)
Current CM: LEO CUP - Hanshin 2200m
11/06 - Half Anniversary Part 3
11/06 - Unity Cup Scenario Release
11/11 - Balance Adjustments AKA Umamusume 2
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/
11/13 - Legend Races
11/16 - VIRGO CUP - Hanshin 1600m
11/24 - Story event

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Transcend alt (3*), SSR Tokai Teio (Speed), SSR Hoshina Kiyoko (Pal)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline

>IP News
Umamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd season started weekly airings on 10/5

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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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Anonymous No.545482485 [Report] >>545482762 >>545488630
EVERYONE here will goon to the next uma posted.
Anonymous No.545482514 [Report] >>545482567 >>545483313
riding the anon on the last thread. This is tachy worthy, right?
Anonymous No.545482519 [Report] >>545482762
Anonymous No.545482567 [Report]
>>545482514
>speed
Anonymous No.545482570 [Report]
Damn, the teio paypig poster really got to anons who pay huh
Anonymous No.545482574 [Report]
>aoharu will drop without the balance changes
Grim reminder.
Anonymous No.545482593 [Report] >>545482670 >>545482797 >>545482965 >>545487095 >>545488696
any aoharu guides? i know nothing
Anonymous No.545482660 [Report] >>545482887
Sorry danchou but I’m not doing anymore runs until office lady scenario drops
Anonymous No.545482670 [Report]
>>545482593
just bee yourself
Anonymous No.545482686 [Report] >>545482787 >>545482826 >>545482959 >>545483152 >>545483352
I thought trainees aren't allowed in the trainer dorms?
Anonymous No.545482701 [Report] >>545483061
Is it okay to have that kind of relationship with your trainee?
Anonymous No.545482707 [Report]
>bro just do enough runs and you'll get a 2* speed or 2* stamina eventually xD
Anonymous No.545482726 [Report]
Which Aoharu team gives the best Gold Stamina skill?
Anonymous No.545482727 [Report]
Who are some Umas that can get through their careers with minimal speed?

Thinking I'm going to have to do some 1100 Stamina runs for that 2* Stamina mission.
Anonymous No.545482739 [Report]
Poshi oshi wins
Anonymous No.545482743 [Report]
danchou forced me to sit on vc with him while doing runs...
Anonymous No.545482754 [Report]
Sex with Sichi
Anonymous No.545482762 [Report] >>545483313
>>545482485
>>545482519
King Halo time it is
Anonymous No.545482775 [Report]
>Training restricted
>It's race day
Anonymous No.545482787 [Report]
>>545482686
You can't stop them
Anonymous No.545482797 [Report]
>>545482593
edgethe blue balls until you get them on a good stat and bust those balls
Anonymous No.545482815 [Report] >>545482893
Stego had a hard life
Anonymous No.545482826 [Report]
>>545482686
Trainers arent allowed in trainee dorms (for their own safety(Amazon and Kiseki let you in anyways like 90% of the time))
Trainees frequent the trainer housing often (you cant stop them)
Anonymous No.545482887 [Report]
>>545482660
I'm Jasci from Uma&Co btw in case that matters
Anonymous No.545482893 [Report]
>>545482815
Anonymous No.545482921 [Report] >>545483339 >>545484105
>look into JP
>kitasan black
>satono diamond
>lucky lilac
>almond eye
>loves only you
>>>>class: middle schooler
What in the hell
Anonymous No.545482949 [Report]
>Parent/grandparent run for an end closer legacy
>Run a pacer with a handful of pacer skills
>Load up on end closer skills with dead utility
>If i use other end closers the resulting legacy will be unusable for one of my endclosers

>Parent/grandparent run for a frontrunner legacy
>No Seiun so i will have to use Maru for the next best unique
>If i succeed in making a good frontrunner legacy, my own Maru cannot use it

I feel like im missing some of the logic here
Anonymous No.545482959 [Report] >>545483023 >>545493961
>>545482686
What we know canonically in game
>security around campus
>trainers have to lock their doors before bed
>very easy for trainees to break into trainer rooms
>Major curfew for umas
Anonymous No.545482965 [Report] >>545483047
>>545482593
prioritize special training
order of important is wit > riko/tazuna > guts = power > stam = speed
explode your load on speed or stamina
Anonymous No.545482992 [Report] >>545483031 >>545483082
fuck this nigger mission
Anonymous No.545483019 [Report]
>Told Taishin was good for all previous CM
>She sucks donkey dick
>Told she's terrible for this CM
>Recycle Taurus Taishin
>She wins almost everything
Why are Umatubers like this
Anonymous No.545483023 [Report]
>>545482959
>trainers have to lock their doors before bed
Anonymous No.545483031 [Report] >>545483210 >>545483296
>>545482992
do you guys just not do 600/600/600 parent runs or something
Anonymous No.545483045 [Report] >>545483358
getting sick of skipping to the last spurt and seeing Oguri starting in 7th every race
Anonymous No.545483047 [Report]
>>545482965
>important
importance
FUCK
its 3am
Anonymous No.545483061 [Report]
>>545482701
Anonymous No.545483082 [Report] >>545483121
>>545482992
Someone will fail to finish these missions in time despite trying for a month
Anonymous No.545483121 [Report]
>>545483082
That'll be me, I do about 1 career per week
Anonymous No.545483124 [Report]
>round 2
>my nature is STILL killing A+ stamlets
good kek out of that
Anonymous No.545483152 [Report] >>545484125
>>545482686
when has that stopped anyone from just barging in
Anonymous No.545483205 [Report]
I just wanna roll on the me banner already man, I need my dopamine.
Anonymous No.545483210 [Report] >>545483258
>>545483031
I do I'm just getting 2* Wits and 1* Speed/Stam. Wits is below 600 everytime btw
Anonymous No.545483258 [Report] >>545483456
>>545483210
having wit and guts below 600 doesn't matter because the game picks a stat before it rolls the stars
but yeah I get ya
Anonymous No.545483262 [Report]
Anonymous No.545483268 [Report]
i got a 2 star stamina taishin the day before the mission dropped...
Anonymous No.545483296 [Report] >>545483610 >>545483698
>>545483031
nearly all my parent runs are 600/600/600/x/600
I swear the shills defending this mission don't understand how probability works
Anonymous No.545483313 [Report]
>>545482762
Wrong it's Ryan >>545482514
Anonymous No.545483324 [Report] >>545483625 >>545484172 >>545487995 >>545500625
People talking about Gyaru are hugely gay.
Anonymous No.545483339 [Report]
>>545482921
Anonymous No.545483340 [Report]
Just say no, no one has the right to force you if you don't like it
Anonymous No.545483352 [Report]
>>545482686
That's a lie spread, most likely by ningen women.
Umas crash on their trainer's dorm all the time. Literally, they break the door to get in.
Anonymous No.545483358 [Report] >>545483408
>>545483045
You're lacking mid-race skills and wit
Anonymous No.545483372 [Report] >>545483470 >>545483601 >>545483909
I love Twin Turbo
Anonymous No.545483408 [Report] >>545483707
>>545483358
clearly
Anonymous No.545483440 [Report]
I DO NOT BELONG IN GROUP A but I just qualified for B finals thanks to my McQueen who I produced on my first and thus far only McQueen career run. My honor is safe
Anonymous No.545483456 [Report]
>>545483258
Yeah I meant I was getting 2* Wit sparks when it lands on Wit despite not having 600+ Wit and and getting 1* Speed/Stamina when it lands on Speed/Stam in spite of getting 600+ Speed/Stam
Anonymous No.545483470 [Report] >>545483642
>>545483372
WE CAN STILL SEE IT
Anonymous No.545483529 [Report] >>545483647
2 RECOV!!! LMAO!!!
Anonymous No.545483554 [Report] >>545483606 >>545483942
Is Agnes Digital any good. I'm still rolling for her because she's cute, but is she good?
Anonymous No.545483573 [Report] >>545483712
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Anonymous No.545483574 [Report]
I wish Daiwa Scarlet was my daughter
Anonymous No.545483601 [Report] >>545483702
>>545483372
>edited out the nipple
Anonymous No.545483606 [Report]
>>545483554
She's a dirt uma you always need dirt umas.
Anonymous No.545483610 [Report]
>>545483296
I'm not defending this dogshit mission
but I am being intentionally annoying to piss off lucklets
Anonymous No.545483625 [Report]
>>545483324
Wow, that is embarrassing. This is why I stick to manga and games and avoid anime
Anonymous No.545483642 [Report]
>>545483470
See what
Anonymous No.545483647 [Report]
>>545483529
watame this is a hors school not sheep school
Anonymous No.545483660 [Report]
Sorry Danchou, I'm avoiding burnout...
Anonymous No.545483698 [Report]
>>545483296
Same but for runs, I do ~7-10mil a day and am still missing the 2* stam mission.
Anonymous No.545483702 [Report]
>>545483601
I'm trying not to get banned here
Anonymous No.545483707 [Report]
>>545483408
The Brian card we got from the main story has both Medium Straightaways and Corners on top of Right-Handed, give that a try and hunt for hints, Ramp Up from Creek and Highlander from Cafe also help a good bit too
Anonymous No.545483712 [Report] >>545483884
>>545483573
But then why did I get accepted?
Anonymous No.545483714 [Report] >>545483919
Can anyone inform me what to expect from aoharu?
My assumption is that the ace trained from it will be better, but what about parent run/white sparks?
Not counting skill spark, ura finale is still the best one yes?
Anonymous No.545483739 [Report] >>545483778
the gremlins grow
Anonymous No.545483778 [Report] >>545483913
>>545483739
how do umas feel about their friends collecting marketable plushies of themselves?
Anonymous No.545483789 [Report] >>545483841
Please stick to Furasshu's sex schedule. She made sure to plan the optimal amount of time on both of your fetishes, so enjoyment is as high as possible. Don't cum too early, please.
Anonymous No.545483816 [Report] >>545483915
How does Tachyon event work? Does it give free 3* blue right away or only reroll into whatever?
Anonymous No.545483841 [Report]
>>545483789
Maybe I shouldn't roll for her
Anonymous No.545483842 [Report]
how good is welfare scarlet anyway
Anonymous No.545483857 [Report] >>545483980
Question

So, tomorrow I should wait to do my CM races until after maint to see if I luck out in a aoharu run, correct?
Anonymous No.545483884 [Report] >>545484073
>>545483712
It was so small they confused you for a girl
Anonymous No.545483909 [Report]
>>545483372
Turbo's Turbo...
Anonymous No.545483913 [Report]
>>545483778
It's normal. They all do it.
Anonymous No.545483915 [Report] >>545484379
>>545483816
You can reroll the resulting spark and you can upgrade an existing veteran uma (limited amount).
Anonymous No.545483919 [Report]
>>545483714
You can get more sparks in the new scenario so URA is outdated now. The good parents you have are still gonna be good but there's no reason to keep playing URA.
And yeah Aces are gonna be much stronger
Anonymous No.545483921 [Report] >>545483997 >>545484035 >>545484229 >>545484457
Are you ready to survive the Power gap between Paypiggies and Free2Play?

After Unity Cup every new support card banner will keep widening the gap of what paypiggies and f2p can attain.
Anonymous No.545483942 [Report]
>>545483554
she's the cooler agnes yes
Anonymous No.545483980 [Report]
>>545483857
or if your winrate is good enough just queue immediately to avoid other aoharu enjoyers
Anonymous No.545483997 [Report] >>545484165
>>545483921
>buying oguri cap
>now I can skip bourbon thanks to suzuka
I don't see the problem, every carrot on my account for the next 1.5 years is going to support cards, as is anyone with some sense
Anonymous No.545484035 [Report]
>>545483921
I survive on this (group A finals this time)
I'll be fine
Anonymous No.545484061 [Report]
I love the V sisters!
Anonymous No.545484068 [Report] >>545484268
So aoharu is actually tomorrow, right???
Anonymous No.545484073 [Report] >>545484215 >>545484646
>>545483884
I'm glad they liked my aptitude for teaching.
Anonymous No.545484105 [Report]
>>545482921
i think in Japan middle school includes 9th grade and high school is 3 years
Anonymous No.545484116 [Report]
It's weird how easy it is to tell whether somebody has a mind and a soul by glancing across the person's team of horsegirls.
Anonymous No.545484125 [Report] >>545484196
>>545483152
Post the tummy hurt comic
Anonymous No.545484128 [Report] >>545484205 >>545484256 >>545484365 >>545484390 >>545484453 >>545484519 >>545484554 >>545484584 >>545490964
FUCKING WHAT
HOW
Anonymous No.545484142 [Report]
I have yet to roll for any horses other than Summer Maru. I only roll/save for meta cards, it really helps for CM.
Anonymous No.545484165 [Report] >>545484363
>>545483997
>he doesn't know
Let me know how good your ooniger Suzuka performs in MANT or in Mediums and Longs
Anonymous No.545484172 [Report] >>545484423
>>545483324
Why does Oguri get along so well with gyarus?
Anonymous No.545484196 [Report] >>545484249 >>545484280
>>545484125
I gotchu
Anonymous No.545484205 [Report]
>>545484128
Based mob uma
She mustve felt proud
Anonymous No.545484215 [Report]
>>545484073
It was actually an Urara kind of deal
Anonymous No.545484219 [Report] >>545484298
reminder that is your duty as a trainer to impregnate your trainees
Anonymous No.545484229 [Report]
>>545483921
>spd maruzensky only needs 1lb and is surprisingly affordable
>also comes with a banner with fine motion whom you should devote your sparks to (spark twice)
>this alone makes your account very competitive and lets you hoard until pasa speed

It's really not that bad to keep up. The first year of uma is by far the sweatiest
Anonymous No.545484249 [Report]
>>545484196
Thanks bro. I love this Tachyon the most.
Anonymous No.545484256 [Report]
>>545484128
>runs a villian
>acts surprised when the heroic underdog beats him
Anonymous No.545484268 [Report] >>545484308
>>545484068
in 24 bongs exactly
Anonymous No.545484280 [Report]
>>545484196
idiot
Anonymous No.545484297 [Report]
>4-1
>1-4
>3-2
>1-4
>consistent 80-90% wr in round 1
damn it doesn't look good at all. I'm giving up and just remaking my TT team tmr, fuck cm
Anonymous No.545484298 [Report] >>545485051
>>545484219
I just want a daughter without having to form a romantic connection to someone.
Can't I just treat my trainee as a daughter?
Anonymous No.545484308 [Report] >>545484409
>>545484268
oh shit, really?

Wait, but is there a really long maint?
Anonymous No.545484356 [Report] >>545484418 >>545484914
Can't wait to discuss new strats and give advice to anons when Aoharu drops
Anonymous No.545484363 [Report] >>545484535
>>545484165
You can simply not buy the skill until post career.
Anonymous No.545484365 [Report]
>>545484128
>no.6 favorite
Anonymous No.545484379 [Report] >>545484472
>>545483915
How does the upgrade work? Like, instant 3* or just one star per step?
Anonymous No.545484390 [Report]
>>545484128
Based underdog. She was probably 100-1 to win that race. What a success story. Her trainer must be proud.
Anonymous No.545484409 [Report]
>>545484308
actually i lied
it's in 14 bongs
Anonymous No.545484418 [Report] >>545484914
>>545484356
Make sure to pick the bottom team in your Aoharu races at least twice
Anonymous No.545484419 [Report] >>545484550 >>545484552 >>545484669 >>545485062
>lost to this
Anonymous No.545484423 [Report] >>545484613
>>545484172
Why don't you?
Anonymous No.545484453 [Report]
>>545484128
THE GENERAL
Anonymous No.545484457 [Report]
>>545483921
Surprisingly level-headed opinions from the replies, but yes, uma continues to churn out a lot of shitty support cards, so f2ps can actually keep up if they don't be impulsive dumbasses, roll for the correct thing, and they can race with the smelliest of whales.

It also helps that year 2-3 umas are a bit less popular in design so many players focus on support cards until year 4
Anonymous No.545484465 [Report]
Where are the maestro procs. I'm dying out here.
Anonymous No.545484472 [Report] >>545485398
>>545484379
One star, and only one colored sparks.
Anonymous No.545484519 [Report]
>>545484128
Waoh she just had her career defining win! Nicely done General!
Anonymous No.545484535 [Report]
>>545484363
I'm talking about Long/Medium CMs not career races bwo and you can't even buy oonigge in Mant
Anonymous No.545484542 [Report] >>545484626 >>545484648
Hey uh

is Uma stan -ACTUALLY- good now post-maint? I feel like this skill is still in a gigantic gaslight cloud
Anonymous No.545484550 [Report]
>>545484419
im guessing witlord's groundworks and other skills activated and 1200 speedchud's didn't?
Anonymous No.545484552 [Report] >>545484627 >>545484721
>>545484419
speed doesn't fucking matter for fronts bro it's just how lucky you are with your wit rolls and skill activations
Anonymous No.545484554 [Report]
>>545484128
kek villain SLAIN
Anonymous No.545484584 [Report]
>>545484128
AND IT'S THE GENERALLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT AN UPSET
Anonymous No.545484613 [Report] >>545484671
>>545484423
No gyarus where I live…
Anonymous No.545484626 [Report]
>>545484542
it's good, yes. Not amazingly. Just think it's slightly above slipstream/playtime tier
Anonymous No.545484627 [Report] >>545484687
>>545484552
My Oguri eats fronts with less than 1200 speed for breakfast
Anonymous No.545484646 [Report]
>>545484073
be proud of your ability, enoki-san
Anonymous No.545484648 [Report]
>>545484542
It's on the same level as slipstream now, just nice to have
Not something you need to grind for like groundwork like people are gaslighting it is
Anonymous No.545484669 [Report]
>>545484419
Truly wit game kek.
Also, reminds me I almost had a third win on one ticket, but lost to some dude running pace Ryan. It wasn't even a lobby with stacked pacers to push her to 6th and proc Pump, she just had a shitload of other accels to win. Kudos to him, but just shows CM really is gamba, that's why I'm not doing any Aoharu runs to replace any of my aces, I'm settling with B if it comes to it, I'm fine with the 1 and 2-win gibs I get, I prefer to get a better TT team.
Anonymous No.545484671 [Report]
>>545484613
Missing out
Anonymous No.545484676 [Report] >>545484740 >>545484773 >>545484781 >>545484797 >>545484802 >>545484849 >>545485228 >>545486213
wait this suzuka card seems fucking banging by f2p standards

>no massive downside unlike most other f2p cards
>solid consistent stats all-around (nothing insane but nothing terrible)
>full pool of frontrunner skills
>gold skill is conc with no agemasen
>no shitty events
Anonymous No.545484687 [Report]
>>545484627
That’s not all she eats for breakfast…
Anonymous No.545484721 [Report]
>>545484552
My Speedmaxxed Maru almost catches up with low Speed Marus even though they activate Angling and my Maru has no accels. Backliners will rape Fronts without max Speed
Anonymous No.545484724 [Report] >>545484979 >>545485476 >>545485487
POST GOLD CITY
pretty please
Anonymous No.545484740 [Report]
>>545484676
downside is there's a welfare speed ssr suzuka coming soon
Anonymous No.545484743 [Report]
FOCUS ON SPIRIT BURSTS
PICK TOP TEAM
THERE I SOLVED AOHARU FOR YOU
Anonymous No.545484762 [Report] >>545484786 >>545484864
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.545484771 [Report] >>545484926 >>545485062
Bro is losing to this.
Anonymous No.545484773 [Report]
>>545484676
Too bad I can't use her because I wont get a 2* speed spark in 200 runs before the event ends
Anonymous No.545484779 [Report] >>545484850 >>545484886 >>545484997 >>545485068
I still dont know what agemasen means
Anonymous No.545484781 [Report]
>>545484676
yes we told you it's good
Anonymous No.545484784 [Report] >>545484843
I miss when vtubers still played uma since I could at least see screenshots of anime girls vs gross sweaty brown people
Anonymous No.545484786 [Report]
>>545484762
CREEKED
Anonymous No.545484797 [Report]
>>545484676
No hints tho, fronts are starving for hints since they want so many skills
Anonymous No.545484802 [Report]
>>545484676
Can't use it on Suzuka so it's trash
Anonymous No.545484843 [Report]
>>545484784
kaela... the self-brock killed her...
Anonymous No.545484849 [Report] >>545484953 >>545484984
>>545484676
5 training effectiveness and 35 specialty priority. If you use it to raise medium/long uma you will very rarely reach your targeted stam.
Anonymous No.545484850 [Report] >>545484970
>>545484779
Not gonna give you that information bwo
Anonymous No.545484864 [Report]
>>545484762
get stamchecked by the superior VILLAIN and BREASTS bitch
Anonymous No.545484871 [Report]
i made it f2pbros!!!
Anonymous No.545484886 [Report]
>>545484779
basically any event that gives you a gold skill on part 3 but can backfire into giving you a shitty white skill instead (seiun sky, spechud)
Anonymous No.545484914 [Report] >>545485048
>>545484356
>>545484418
How many other versions of this fkn image are there?
>inb4 I ate them
Where'd all your pixels go?! 1% JPG compression ate them
Anonymous No.545484924 [Report] >>545484964 >>545485027 >>545485690
Queue
Anonymous No.545484926 [Report] >>545485214
>>545484771
Did this retard qualify for A finals yet?
Anonymous No.545484953 [Report]
>>545484849
I survived with mcqueen welfare and it's better than mcqueen
Anonymous No.545484959 [Report]
Let's gooo i didn't need to train a uma this CM!
Anonymous No.545484964 [Report]
>>545484924
Fvark
Anonymous No.545484970 [Report] >>545485325
>>545484850
Fuck I forgot one. Now JPG quality level 2.
Anonymous No.545484979 [Report]
>>545484724
Anonymous No.545484980 [Report]
i should start downloading uma reacts and make a folder for them
Anonymous No.545484984 [Report] >>545485043 >>545485083
>>545484849
Well, for aoharu that's fine since riko alone counts as a SSS-tier stam card.

and by the time MANT comes out most players will have other options (or quit since mant sucks cock)
Anonymous No.545484997 [Report]
>>545484779
I didn't know either but I googled it and now I know (it's from the anime)
Anonymous No.545485000 [Report]
Anonymous No.545485027 [Report]
>>545484924
so fat...
Anonymous No.545485043 [Report]
>>545484984
Anyone who is not used to doing fan runs will just quit at MANT.
Anonymous No.545485048 [Report] >>545485790
>>545484914
I take a screenshot everytime I run out of that image, I have 6 saved right now
Anonymous No.545485051 [Report]
>>545484298
NO! You need to MAKE a daughter with her.
Anonymous No.545485059 [Report]
I wish you ppl wouldn't post gacha sloptubers. They all lool brown, inbred, retarded or a combination of all the above.
Anonymous No.545485062 [Report] >>545485106
>>545484419
>>545484771
Buy an ad
Anonymous No.545485068 [Report]
>>545484779
I WON'T GIVE IT TO YOU
Anonymous No.545485083 [Report] >>545485159 >>545485256 >>545485292
>>545484984
A-are you guys really gonna quit when MANT comes out?

Don't leave...I already had a gacha die...
Anonymous No.545485094 [Report] >>545485790
STOP POSTING SMUG OGURI
Anonymous No.545485106 [Report]
>>545485062
Stay mad.
Anonymous No.545485110 [Report]
wit god please save us
Anonymous No.545485121 [Report] >>545485148 >>545485212 >>545485263
There's been a lot of hype around Uma Stan, but none of it made any sense to me, and I was running around desperately trying to understand why it's a must-have. Here's the results of my research:

First, the idea that it generally "blocks pace down" is nonsensical. For the unaware, during the first 40% of the race, the game checks if you are too close to the leader every 2 seconds and puts you into "pace down mode" if you are, which is bad. If a speed skill is active during a pace down check, the check is skipped, which is good! But it's weird to think that any speed skill could prevent pace down in general, since there are 17 pace down checks in Virgo (for example) and proccing the skill will block a mere two or three of them. Even if you proc the skill and block some checks, you'll still probably be too close to the leader after it ends and still enter pace down.

The idea that Uma Stan could be part of a chain of skills that can permanently stop pace down throughout the whole first 40% is similarly ridiculous. This isn't the 2025 JP server. Just from watching your own races, you should know that having a speed skill permanently active is a pipe dream.

However, it turns out that the reason Uma Stan is good is because of a very specific early race interaction. Here is a video that explains the concept and shows real examples (though you'll need to use auto-translated CCs to follow along): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj6i5pN5F7Y

Basically, in the early race, everyone other than front runners enter pace down as a matter of course because they're too close to the leader (duh). That means everyone is going 0.915x their normal early race speed. After pace down is over because the leaders have gotten far enough away from you, you start accelerating to your normal early race speed.
Anonymous No.545485148 [Report]
>>545485121
didn't read
Anonymous No.545485159 [Report]
>>545485083
I'm definitely going to only do one career a day, unsure how my club will react to that.

Luckily after suzuka club points become useless for awhile until they add the other shit?
Anonymous No.545485212 [Report]
>>545485121
did read
Anonymous No.545485214 [Report] >>545485340
>>545484926
He got 4-win on his first ticket, yeah. Then got 2 on his following 2 tickets, his last one is looking pretty shit as well.
Anonymous No.545485228 [Report]
>>545484676
her real use is concentration for TT
Anonymous No.545485256 [Report]
>>545485083
i'm leaving /uma/ club (currenf's OF) when MANT comes out
Anonymous No.545485258 [Report]
Uma Stan is likely to activate precisely at the 5 second mark since that's the earliest it can proc and everyone will be bunched up at that time. And if it procs during the pace down period, you will exit pace down. Your uma will then accelerate to their normal early race speed while everyone else is languishing in pace down.

But doesn't that mean that you'll be too close to the leader once the skill ends, putting you right back into pace down? Not necessarily. The leader is going to be faster than you during your acceleration, so she'll still be getting further ahead. It's quite possible that you will be safely far away once the skill ends.

Whether all this will actually happen depends on the track. After all, the length of a track dictates the distance you have to be away from the leader to avoid pace down. The video I linked above opines that tracks of 2000m or more are good for this pace-down-avoidance strategy—but when that video was made, umas had >1200 power, so the situation was different. Perhaps Uma Stan will be good for Virgo despite it being 1600m.

Another way Uma Stan can be reliably powerful is if you have an additional speed skill that will reliably trigger at the very start of the race. Acceleration skills don't work for this, so Groundwork is no good. The youtube video above uses the 1,500,000 CC skill as an example. That skill will reliably proc on the first hill you reach, which is at the very beginning of the course for some tracks. Therefore, you can proc 1,500,000 CC to stop pace down, then proc Uma Stan to keep avoiding pace down. But this strategy is obviously track-dependent due to hill placement.
Anonymous No.545485263 [Report]
>>545485121
That would mean Straightaway skills are OP all this time because they trigger right out of the gate.
Anonymous No.545485264 [Report] >>545485451 >>545485560
Which Umamusume are okay with being daughterzoned?
Just Urara, Durandal and Rice?
Anonymous No.545485271 [Report] >>545485362 >>545485414 >>545485460 >>545485653 >>545485707 >>545486368 >>545486751
the QoL comes with the Unity Cup patch btw, you will have to wait for the Maintenance announcement for the patch notes

QoL that will be added:
TT and Daily race sweep options
Borrow limit increase
Skip goes up to 4x
Race Scheduler
Anonymous No.545485274 [Report]
Is it fine having 2 pace chaser aces for finals or will that mess something mechanic wise? Running Doto and Opera was pretty fun.
Anonymous No.545485280 [Report]
>all these aoharu teams that only have two speed cards
Yes, spirit bursts, but every video I see of that they only give you like, 50 bonus stats at like the BEST CASE SCENARIO when popped in summer.

This isn't adding up to me, but I guess I'm only theorycrafting at the moment.
Anonymous No.545485292 [Report]
>>545485083
I won't quit, but I'll just use it as an opportunity to chill and be casual for a while
Not gonna sweat and burn myself out in the game's worst scenario
Anonymous No.545485310 [Report]
how many skill points does aoharu give? I'm thinking of all the gold skills I'll have to put into my TT teams and it's killing me
Anonymous No.545485325 [Report] >>545485790
>>545484970
>JPG quality level 2
That's no thing. JPG quality works on a 0-100 scale.
Anonymous No.545485340 [Report]
>>545485214
Damn would have been funny to watch him cope about not qualifying
Anonymous No.545485362 [Report]
>>545485271
>Race Scheduler
I want this one to be true.
Anonymous No.545485398 [Report] >>545487013
>>545484472
Huh, so only 2* then. This is the best I have, good enough? The parents are both 3* stam
Anonymous No.545485413 [Report]
Whale here

will share my MLB riko here tomorrow so you lads can potentially make some monster last-minute CM Umas.

Okay it might be LB3 until all the free rolls are done
Anonymous No.545485414 [Report] >>545485536
>>545485271
>Source: I saw it in a dream
Anonymous No.545485451 [Report] >>545486142
>>545485264
Urara is 100% ryonazone like Teio
Anonymous No.545485460 [Report]
>>545485271
surely they will add the event outcomes too so i don't have to stare at gametora haha...
Anonymous No.545485476 [Report]
>>545484724
Anonymous No.545485487 [Report]
>>545484724
>city who worked on her style less trainer finding out her trainer is now a chick magnet and popular with women
Anonymous No.545485496 [Report] >>545485661 >>545485828
SHE HAD OVER 600 POWER FUCK OFF
Anonymous No.545485531 [Report]
What if speed is overrated
Anonymous No.545485536 [Report]
>>545485414
Source: every single other server
Anonymous No.545485556 [Report]
Anonymous No.545485560 [Report] >>545485728
>>545485264
Tachyon wouldn't mind
Anonymous No.545485617 [Report] >>545485737
GOOOOOOLD SHITTY
Anonymous No.545485645 [Report]
I don't know that I've seen a single bikini Maruzensky win in Leo Cup yet.
Anonymous No.545485653 [Report]
>>545485271
this is true, i am cygames
Anonymous No.545485657 [Report]
if I see one more smug KFC oguri I will call my danchou a nigger
Anonymous No.545485661 [Report]
>>545485496
This does not bode well for the Arima Kinen
Anonymous No.545485679 [Report] >>545485714 >>545485739 >>545485740 >>545485834
I am TIRED of Trainers being treated like future husbands! Uma Musume are trainees, nothing more! Stop trying to push the narrative that all trainers should date their trainees.
>It happens so you can’t stop it
>You can’t fight an uma musume
I am here to train racers, not get groomed for a bride!
Anonymous No.545485690 [Report] >>545485715 >>545485802
>>545484924
I raced a front Super Creek for my last race of the day. She had one recovery, 600 stam, and the full groundwork package + A&S. The only other front runner was the same motherfucker's Seiun Sky.
>Creek somehow stays in front of Seiun Sky the entire fucking race
>obviously no shot at proccing Pure Heart
>ARE YOU READY? La Creatura is now in 2nd. She doesn't even get to be ready.
>Angling & Scheming time?
>immediately gets passed by Red Shift Shuttle
Nobody gets to Angling & Scheming today
>Creek fucking gasses out and brocks everyone
>Seiun Sky in 9th
>Mom says Topcun gets to Pump Iron today
>Neicha how the fuck are you in third
>Topcun brocked
>Taiki gasses out but still gets 1st, 5L, slow as fuck 2:10.8
>other guy's Oguri Cap (as in peak) steals 3rd
>complete shitter 1st/2nd/4th
I wish I was making it up
Anonymous No.545485707 [Report]
>>545485271
>Skip goes up to 4x
huh
Anonymous No.545485714 [Report]
>>545485679
Thank you. That's what i've been saying all along.
Anonymous No.545485715 [Report]
>>545485690
I'm not reading all that.
Anonymous No.545485728 [Report]
>>545485560
That reads more like wife zone
Anonymous No.545485737 [Report]
>>545485617
she's so cute with her ears flattened
Anonymous No.545485739 [Report]
>>545485679
Akikawa would never say this
Anonymous No.545485740 [Report] >>545485787
>>545485679
I want to train the director.
Anonymous No.545485742 [Report]
iku
IKUIKUIKUUU
Anonymous No.545485745 [Report]
in a tiny bath with my reddit wife...
Anonymous No.545485771 [Report] >>545485871 >>545485910 >>545485954 >>545485978 >>545486040 >>545486041
I'm kinda wondering if this is humanly possible or not, the highest in our club averages around 2.7mil fans a day. Is this normally attainable?
It's a shitter B+ club, I'm the one below it with an average of 1.5mil and thought I was taking it easy
Anonymous No.545485787 [Report]
>>545485740
She’s going to the Philippines tomorrow so good luck
Anonymous No.545485790 [Report]
>>545485048
Fkn kek
>>545485094
U mad bwo?
>>545485325
I meant 2/100. Here have 69%. Three times over.
Anonymous No.545485802 [Report] >>545485929
>>545485690
Love to see it. I was hoping that my fat Doto would act as a brocker but she just moves to the side without accelerating or brocking.
Anonymous No.545485828 [Report]
>>545485496
She's peak...
Anonymous No.545485834 [Report]
>>545485679
Nice story bro, get groomed
Anonymous No.545485868 [Report] >>545485994 >>545486061
Holy fuck, DO NOT register now, unless your team is monstrous.
Just an endless tide of A+ SMarus and Oguris combined with every possible debuffer in existence.
Anonymous No.545485871 [Report] >>545486072
>>545485771
>Is this normally attainable?
You'll have to do fan runs for 2m+. I'm close to 2m average just doing parent runs.
Anonymous No.545485910 [Report] >>545486072
>>545485771
That's 3 runs a day if you do fan runs
Anonymous No.545485929 [Report]
>>545485802
The weirdest part of it all was that she had wins. I guess in a lobby with 0 debuffers, she still somehow managed to win. Cucking your own front with a brick is next level shit...
Anonymous No.545485954 [Report] >>545486072
>>545485771
parent runs usually yield me above 500k every time, it is really not that difficult
Anonymous No.545485978 [Report] >>545486072
>>545485771
You can get a million fans in a single career easily with a good deck and Uma.
Anonymous No.545485987 [Report]
[DEVASTATING NEWS] Danchou excluded me from the orgy because I didn’t meet our weekly quota…
Anonymous No.545485994 [Report] >>545488928
>>545485868
It's brown time now. All the sweaty SEA gacha players will queue up now for the next few hours
Anonymous No.545486040 [Report]
>>545485771
I get around 800k per run if I do all G1 Sprint/Mile/Medium races with Maru
Anonymous No.545486041 [Report]
>>545485771
the people youre asking all have insane standards
Anonymous No.545486061 [Report]
>>545485868
I mostly got rekt by mood rng. One or both of my lates got bad mood in every race, failed to proc maestro, then died.
Anonymous No.545486072 [Report] >>545486125 >>545486146 >>545486190 >>545486193 >>545486203 >>545486581
>>545485871
>>545485910
>>545485954
>>545485978
Proves I'm a filthy casual, thanks for the clarification. I think I'll read some guides and level up my play.
Anonymous No.545486118 [Report] >>545486750
Remember; if you win the finals, you get your carats. But if you lose, you get gangbanged by your three aces plus all the other umas you used during this cm.
Anonymous No.545486125 [Report]
>>545486072
no one's doing fan runs in a club where everyone else is so low, they're probably just botting
Anonymous No.545486138 [Report] >>545486296
Can't wait for the update so this fucking dogshit stops happening
Anonymous No.545486142 [Report] >>545486174 >>545486290
>>545485451
Anonymous No.545486146 [Report]
>>545486072
Or you could just play this casually like a sensible person and spend your serious efforts on other games that reward skillful play
Anonymous No.545486174 [Report] >>545486505
>>545486142
u can't deny it
Anonymous No.545486190 [Report]
>>545486072
It's pretty easy, you just stack fan bonus cards and just do as many races as you can. Front runners like Summer Maru or Seiun Sky makes it pretty trivial to win every race after you reach certain stats
Anonymous No.545486193 [Report]
>>545486072
Embarrassing post fr lil vro u can still delete
Anonymous No.545486203 [Report] >>545486708 >>545486860
>>545486072
>Proves I'm a filthy casual
Is it me or is the meaning of the word "casual" in this place fucked? For me, it means someone who just plays regularly - you wouldn't see them tryhard in CM spending 100 TP pots but they still don't let their TP uncap or let their 3 daily borrows go wasted. It feels like when someone says the word "casual" in this thread it means "flatliner."
Anonymous No.545486213 [Report] >>545486280
>>545484676
it's power crept by the other free suzuka speed card
Anonymous No.545486218 [Report] >>545486290
If Taiki Shuttle's ult gets adjusted to fire when she's even further back should she just... not have any midrace speed skills at all to make sure she slides back some or what
Anonymous No.545486231 [Report] >>545486268 >>545486347 >>545486374
>sub 50% WR on Round 2
Day 2 will be better
Anonymous No.545486268 [Report]
>>545486231
What is going on here...
Anonymous No.545486280 [Report] >>545486320 >>545486371
>>545486213
gives you flexibility no?
>need stam
>run stam
>need speed
>run speed
Anonymous No.545486290 [Report] >>545486396 >>545486805
>>545486142
She unironically only loses when she fkn pace promotes in lobbies with 0 front runners.
>>545486218
IDK I was worried she'd be too far ahead for it to fire with the current activation requirements so I didn't give her shit. Worked out alright.
Anonymous No.545486296 [Report]
>>545486138
Not pictured another mood up+down before the screenshot
Anonymous No.545486320 [Report]
>>545486280
speed suzuka gives gold early lead/leader's pride (can't remember which one)
Anonymous No.545486347 [Report]
>>545486231
Source? Or at least a catbox link…
Anonymous No.545486350 [Report]
I luckshitted my way into A finals but I don’t think my squad can beat whaled Smaru’s…
Anonymous No.545486357 [Report]
I don't read anything past one line
Anonymous No.545486368 [Report]
>>545485271
i do NOT belieb
Anonymous No.545486371 [Report] >>545486490
>>545486280
A stamina card that doesn't give you a blue skill is usually a waste of a stamina card slot
Anonymous No.545486374 [Report]
>>545486231
>post aoharu world
nuh uh
Anonymous No.545486381 [Report]
which uma is most likely to livestream herself giving birth?
Anonymous No.545486385 [Report]
Teio's sweet hachimi
Anonymous No.545486396 [Report] >>545486598
>>545486290
>cut and drive
Based knower. It's Oguri's Triumphant Pulse that can ignore the final uphill but with a condition that someone has to be infront of her. Vodka is just a Late Oguri for this CM, but I didn't see anyone talk about it.
Anonymous No.545486490 [Report] >>545486608
>>545486371
people are running mlb cafe
Anonymous No.545486505 [Report]
>>545486174
Anonymous No.545486507 [Report] >>545486576 >>545487115
So we are rushing through day 2 immediately on reset, right?
Anonymous No.545486576 [Report]
>>545486507
already qualified, I'll wait until the last hour to test my umas against Aoharu aces
Anonymous No.545486581 [Report]
>>545486072
You don't need guides and you don't need to fan grind. I only do runs like this cause I'm in an S rank club, you can get in an A+ club with 30 million fans a week, that's easily achieved by just playing everyday.

For fan runs ideally you want a Summer Maru because she has a lot of recoveries and a good unique and no forced long race wins but there are a lot of horses you can get 1 million fans with.
Get as much fan bonus as you can, train Speed, when you have enough Speed start racing and never stop. Usually I start after the 1st inspiration because the stat boost helps me win.
Anonymous No.545486598 [Report] >>545486903
>>545486396
Vodka had Furious Feat working in her favor for Mile, I feel like anyone who might've run her went with Rudolf or Asswonder for OYL or something.
t. feels guilty for not running her after making La Creatura Long S Vodka for Gemini...
Anonymous No.545486608 [Report]
>>545486490
As a second/poor first choice after Creek
Anonymous No.545486708 [Report]
>>545486203
>Is it me or is the meaning of the word "casual" in this place fucked?
Its not you. Sweaty tryhards dont have much perspective for others experiences.
Anonymous No.545486750 [Report]
>>545486118
Why do we get the Orfevre treatment?
Anonymous No.545486751 [Report]
>>545485271
NOW THIS IS GASLIGHTING
Anonymous No.545486754 [Report] >>545486856 >>545486978 >>545487163
I'm in the A finals bwos!
Anonymous No.545486805 [Report]
>>545486290
I thinkg I gave mine 2 midrace skills and she's almost always in exactly third. The pace promotion is brutal; I've only been able to win 1 race after getting promoted.
Anonymous No.545486843 [Report] >>545488843
I'm crashing out
Anonymous No.545486856 [Report]
>>545486754
thanks for supporting the game
Anonymous No.545486860 [Report]
>>545486203
It's complicated desu. I wouldn't consider somebody stuck in bronze in a shooter game like Overwatch to be a tryhard even if he looks at guides and tries to play meta. You need to be good and follow meta and guides for me to consider you a tryhard.
Anonymous No.545486876 [Report] >>545486947 >>545487014
My Oguri eats Summer Marus alive but always gets trounced by Seiun
Anonymous No.545486903 [Report]
>>545486598
Vodka gets Slick Surge and BOFA (as a cope second stam recov) though.
With OYL + Red Shift + Pump, you get 0.8 accel.
With Slick Surge + Red Shift + Pump, you get 0.6 accel, she has 20% power growth so you can make up the 0.2 difference easy.
She's definitely a good candidate for a late gambler ace if you don't want to run Ryan.
Anonymous No.545486947 [Report] >>545489464
>>545486876
A&S on Seiun is autowin if she gets to proc it.
S.Maru is only stronger because she can overtake her.
Anonymous No.545486978 [Report]
>>545486754
heeeere piggy piggy piggy
Anonymous No.545487006 [Report]
my round 1 was too good and the usual round 2 low is hitting even harder
Anonymous No.545487013 [Report] >>545487094
>>545485398
Bwos?
Anonymous No.545487014 [Report]
>>545486876
Same, should I just build another debuffer as hail mary to get into group B final for pity gibs?
Anonymous No.545487050 [Report]
Anonymous No.545487085 [Report]
I just advanced to A finals for the first time bros
we're all gonna make it
Anonymous No.545487094 [Report] >>545487752
>>545487013
Was that really supposed to be a reply to the Tachyon event posts? You know we're not getting that for another 18 months, right?
Anonymous No.545487095 [Report] >>545487167 >>545487195 >>545487316
>>545482593
2 speed, 1 rice, 1 urara, 1 wit, 1 riko
or
2 speed 1 rice, 1 riko, 2 wit
or
3 speed 1 rice 1 riko 1 tazuna
or
2 speed 1 rice 1 riko 1 wit 1 tazuna
or
1 kitasan 1 rice 1 riko 1 urara 1 wit 1 tazuna

Theres so many combinations to be had, its so fucking over for us f2p
Anonymous No.545487115 [Report] >>545487389
>>545486507
So its gonna be the inverse where the sweats and whales dont pile in on reset because they need time to put together aces with the new update and things may well get more dangerous as the day goes on?
Anonymous No.545487153 [Report]
Are you ready to be cucked by Aoharuchads in the finals?
Anonymous No.545487163 [Report] >>545487996
>>545486754
Good job double Front bwo
Anonymous No.545487167 [Report]
>>545487095
2 speed 1 riko 1 rice 1 tazuna 1 urara
Anonymous No.545487195 [Report]
>>545487095
>riko
questionable if the mood down event nerfs turn out gud
>+tazuna
brickable
Anonymous No.545487234 [Report] >>545487376
This is going better than i hoped
Where are the other Opera/Doto pairs though
Anonymous No.545487258 [Report] >>545487294 >>545487320 >>545487324 >>545487326
so are we getting the 100 rolls for rice riko banner?
Anonymous No.545487294 [Report]
>>545487258
nyes
Anonymous No.545487316 [Report] >>545487362
>>545487095
is this for tomorrow or for next update?
if it for tomorrow, any reason for running Urara when guts not yet important stats?
Anonymous No.545487320 [Report]
>>545487258
who knows
Anonymous No.545487324 [Report]
>>545487258
nyo
Anonymous No.545487326 [Report]
>>545487258
yes
Anonymous No.545487362 [Report]
>>545487316
For the the patch next week not tomorrow
Anonymous No.545487376 [Report]
>>545487234
In Group B
Anonymous No.545487389 [Report]
>>545487115
yeah, but you may also encounter tryhard f2ps following the same strat who are just as dangerous
Anonymous No.545487408 [Report] >>545487457 >>545487507 >>545487532 >>545487553 >>545487567 >>545487642
CHECK YOUR VETERAN PAGE. IT NOW SHOWS /230
Anonymous No.545487423 [Report]
>tfw no oriental art gf
Anonymous No.545487457 [Report]
>>545487408
>it's real
HAPPENING
Anonymous No.545487496 [Report]
Rudolf's almost sagging perfect sized mounds.
Anonymous No.545487507 [Report]
>>545487408
wtf it's real
Anonymous No.545487520 [Report]
Have you ever drunk horse milk?
Anonymous No.545487532 [Report]
>>545487408
they should have just made transfer requests something we get twice each week
Anonymous No.545487553 [Report]
>>545487408
HOLY FUARK
Anonymous No.545487567 [Report]
>>545487408
>israel
Anonymous No.545487593 [Report] >>545487839
do they run dirt race everyday in japan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vMWvvVFYq4
Anonymous No.545487642 [Report] >>545487665
>>545487408
I thought this was a gaslight until I checked
Anonymous No.545487665 [Report]
>>545487642
that's how they get you
Anonymous No.545487670 [Report]
>finals will unironically be you against S and S+ umas

Its fucking over
Anonymous No.545487685 [Report] >>545487723 >>545487913 >>545487919 >>545488039 >>545488242
QOLS COMING IN SOON
TT AND DAILY SKIPS
RACE SCHEDULE
BORROW LIMIT INCREASED
Anonymous No.545487723 [Report]
>>545487685
dont be greedy
Anonymous No.545487731 [Report] >>545487772 >>545487832 >>545487850 >>545488630
Wait, so I need to pull for Riko/Rice now?
Anonymous No.545487752 [Report]
>>545487094
>18 months
Nyo...
Anonymous No.545487758 [Report] >>545487919 >>545488006
>they just announced the qol
Uhhh how did anon know?
Anonymous No.545487772 [Report] >>545487824 >>545487836 >>545487937 >>545497563
>>545487731
Do you have kitasan?
Do you have good SR cards?
Anonymous No.545487787 [Report] >>545487823 >>545487863 >>545487963 >>545488010
what in the fuck is that thing
Anonymous No.545487823 [Report] >>545488047
>>545487787
tell us if it wins
Anonymous No.545487824 [Report] >>545487858
>>545487772
Yes
nyo
Anonymous No.545487832 [Report]
>>545487731
they're more skippable than ever, especially rice
Anonymous No.545487836 [Report] >>545487858
>>545487772
No.
Yes.
Anonymous No.545487839 [Report] >>545487889
>>545487593
depends on their schedule my local track does tuesdays, wednesdays and weekends
and japan has like the one of the highest races per week in the world so it must be more
Anonymous No.545487850 [Report] >>545487909
>>545487731
you get 100 rolls for free nigga
whether you use carats or not you're bricking yourself if you don't pull
Anonymous No.545487858 [Report]
>>545487824
pull
>>545487836
save
Anonymous No.545487863 [Report] >>545488047
>>545487787
lol what cards did he use
Anonymous No.545487889 [Report]
>>545487839
naruhodo
Anonymous No.545487909 [Report]
>>545487850
You don't get them right away, right? It's 10 rolls a day, right?
Anonymous No.545487913 [Report]
>>545487685
Honestly I would just be happy with the TT Skip, this shit fucking sucks
Anonymous No.545487919 [Report]
>>545487685
>>545487758

PROOFS!/
Anonymous No.545487937 [Report]
>>545487772
nyes (lb1)
nyo
Anonymous No.545487963 [Report]
>>545487787
BASED gutsmaxxer
Anonymous No.545487995 [Report]
>>545483324
Imagine the smell
Anonymous No.545487996 [Report]
>>545487163
double front was only way to make doto work consistently
Anonymous No.545487998 [Report] >>545488146
at one point I'm happy cyjews are doing things differently for global because it shows they care but at one point it will be so different that I have no idea how to build umas
Anonymous No.545488001 [Report] >>545488114 >>545488253 >>545488389 >>545488450
What in the shit?
Anonymous No.545488006 [Report]
>>545487758
Glowies read these threads…
Anonymous No.545488010 [Report] >>545489809
>>545487787
I love seeing low stam gold skillmaxxing Tachyon's it's hilarious
Anonymous No.545488024 [Report]
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Anonymous No.545488039 [Report]
>>545487685
TT DAILY SKIPS IS GONNA BE SO FUCKING GOOD
WE CAN DO DAILIES LIKE 5-10 MINS IF THATS REAL Dying to hopeless dont tell danchou
Anonymous No.545488047 [Report] >>545488145 >>545488250 >>545488282
>>545487823
it got 7th...
>>545487863
Anonymous No.545488108 [Report]
They stealth added some qol
Wtf
Anonymous No.545488114 [Report]
>>545488001
Anonymous No.545488129 [Report] >>545488169 >>545488368 >>545488382 >>545488919
Are you guys going to play Aoharu and make aces before queuing up?
Anonymous No.545488145 [Report]
>>545488047
bro clicked auto-select
Anonymous No.545488146 [Report] >>545488452
>>545487998
refer to the original uma guide

The only REAL uma guide you need start reading toreina.

>"The Thoroughbred exists because its selection has depended, not on experts, technicians or zoologists, but on a piece of wood: the winning post of the Epsom Derby. If you base your criteria on anything else, you will get something else, not the Thoroughbred".

>"A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character".

>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment."

>“In the pedigree of a stayer of classic quality you will always find the name of a horse that was a good sprinter.”

>"Never remain attached to your female lines Mating mares is all about constant experimentation"
Anonymous No.545488169 [Report]
>>545488129
I'm going to play Aoharu anyway might as well try making some aces.
Anonymous No.545488242 [Report]
>>545487685
where's the qol announcement i don't see it on the news website GASLIGHT CHUDS
Anonymous No.545488250 [Report]
>>545488047
The funny thing i didnt realize is that Tachyon's guaranteed skill will fire like less than a second before the final spurt
I matched against a ~535 stam 540 guts Tachyon with some victories in her record, she placed like 4th in my race
Anonymous No.545488253 [Report]
>>545488001
Everytime I try to do runs with the dumb donkey I get constant mood downs, no rainbows, and a bunch of conditions
Anonymous No.545488282 [Report] >>545488552
>>545488047
honestly not a bad speed score for that deck
Anonymous No.545488291 [Report]
we gaslighting qol features now?
is that what were doing now?
Anonymous No.545488298 [Report]
I will make 1 CM attempt on reset to test the water
Anonymous No.545488342 [Report] >>545488406
Check your borrow count LMAO
Anonymous No.545488368 [Report]
>>545488129
I'm going to play aoharu to remake TT horses
Anonymous No.545488382 [Report]
>>545488129
I have eight hours of work to get through after reset, everyone else will have new aces by then
Anonymous No.545488383 [Report] >>545488750
Is indomitable good for Leo if I get it from Aoharu?
Anonymous No.545488389 [Report]
>>545488001
shrineGODs win again
Anonymous No.545488397 [Report] >>545488473
Will the fans that I already farmed will disappear from the club count if I quit the club or they stay?
Anonymous No.545488406 [Report]
>>545488342
wtf they lowered it????
Anonymous No.545488450 [Report]
>>545488001
>he doesn't have Tazuna in his deck
worthless
Anonymous No.545488452 [Report]
>>545488146
>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment."
Agnes Digital is the platonic ideal of umamusume, understood
Anonymous No.545488473 [Report] >>545488691 >>545489906
>>545488397
lost completely
you will fuck over your old club hard
Anonymous No.545488515 [Report] >>545488572 >>545488586 >>545488623
So with the bqlance patch is R Tazuna actually worth using or sbould I stick with the SSR version?
Anonymous No.545488529 [Report]
Yep I'm ready for Aoharu
Anonymous No.545488539 [Report]
>>545482431 (OP)
an Indian made this thread
Anonymous No.545488552 [Report]
>>545488282
If he managed to support a rest-less run then every single non-race turn would be pumping speed
Anonymous No.545488572 [Report]
>>545488515
what in the balance patch makes you think that would be worth it
Anonymous No.545488581 [Report]
ho ho hee hooo~
Anonymous No.545488586 [Report]
>>545488515
You'll be using Riko instead.
Anonymous No.545488594 [Report]
Does Concert Theater ever get an update? I want a playback control or a slider so I can take better shots of my wife.
Anonymous No.545488623 [Report]
>>545488515
If you have the SSR then no
Anonymous No.545488630 [Report]
>>545482485
SOMEONE POST LEWDS OF KINGU

>>545487731
What you want is a copy of Riko (Pray for MLB R Riko with 100 free pulls) of your own. You may want to borrow this card for guaranteed Uma stan in the upcoming QoL patch since currently the card doesnt have Uma Stan
Go be a follower with a King Halo card now
Anonymous No.545488691 [Report]
>>545488473
Damn. I was thinking of switching to an /uma/ club since a spot seemed to be open now and while I'm still 3 days in my current club but I already farmed like 5~6m. Guess next month it is
Anonymous No.545488696 [Report] >>545488850
>>545482593
Click on trainings that have the up arrows on them to fill up the blue fire gauge, when the gauge is full use it on something other than wit since you'll get more stat numbers on other trainings and you'll be pressing wit to build up the gauge anyways.

https://gametora.com/umamusume/unity-cup#special-training
Anonymous No.545488745 [Report] >>545488894 >>545488980
Should I be running Riko and Tazuna for Aoharu or is that stupid?
Anonymous No.545488750 [Report]
>>545488383
no, but why would you consider it anyway? pace has plenty of gold recovery skills. If it's for late surger, you are likely to get passed midrace by goldship instead and when that happens, u are finished
Anonymous No.545488843 [Report]
>>545486843
Don't, keep puffing instead
Anonymous No.545488850 [Report] >>545488945
>>545488696
what happens when u got rainbows and that spirit exploding thingy in the same turn? u click rainbow and pop it in another turn?
Anonymous No.545488894 [Report]
>>545488745
I think it's a bad idea since you have to divide grinding bond for either of them
Anonymous No.545488919 [Report]
>>545488129
I already made it to grand finals A so no
Anonymous No.545488928 [Report] >>545488959 >>545488990
>>545485994
It's EU time
Anonymous No.545488945 [Report] >>545489324 >>545489407
>>545488850
usually the spirit bomb is more important to trigger because it levels your team (and your facilities), and means that you can get started on filling the gauge for the next bomb. more explosions = more hints for skills, better chance of hitting the gold unity skills, and 0% chance of failure
Anonymous No.545488959 [Report]
>>545488928
it's thursday
Anonymous No.545488980 [Report] >>545489058
>>545488745
Riko and Aoi is better because Riko gives you stamina and Aoi gives you wit.
Anonymous No.545488990 [Report]
>>545488928
Its 10:30 am boyo
Anonymous No.545489021 [Report]
>get unlucky
>don't care because I'm already qualified
Anonymous No.545489058 [Report] >>545489123 >>545489141
>>545488980
Should a Torena really be dating 2 ningens?
Anonymous No.545489123 [Report]
>>545489058
Better them than a stinky horse
Anonymous No.545489141 [Report]
>>545489058
You have to take responsibility after what happened to Meek.
Anonymous No.545489257 [Report] >>545489374 >>545489375 >>545489475 >>545489523 >>545490086
You qualified for A finals, right?
Anonymous No.545489324 [Report]
>>545488945
We dont have 0% fail training bombs
Anonymous No.545489341 [Report] >>545489447
Wait Aoharu is out tomorrow? Not in finals?
Anonymous No.545489342 [Report] >>545489371
if you give up on a career do you still keep the uma and get to allocate skill points?
Anonymous No.545489371 [Report]
>>545489342
No. Auto glued.
Anonymous No.545489374 [Report]
>>545489257
nyo...
Anonymous No.545489375 [Report]
>>545489257
Do you have to ask?
Anonymous No.545489407 [Report]
>>545488945
i think we dont have the 0% chance of failure yet (purple bomb). but who knows what cygames doing
Anonymous No.545489447 [Report]
>>545489341
who knows
Anonymous No.545489464 [Report] >>545489519 >>545489615
>>545486947
>A&S on Seiun is autowin if she gets to proc it.
Unless...
Anonymous No.545489475 [Report] >>545489531
>>545489257
Maybe!
Anonymous No.545489496 [Report]
this screenshot i just took sums up this CM perfectly
Anonymous No.545489519 [Report]
>>545489464
GODship is secretly still the best uma in leo cup btw
Anonymous No.545489523 [Report]
>>545489257
NO I DIDN'T FUCK THIS STUPID NIGGER GAME I LOVE SKILL RNG FUCK FUCK FUCK I LOVE A+ OBUHI CRAP AND SEIUN SMARU PAYPIGGY LOBBIES FUCKYOUALL
Anonymous No.545489531 [Report]
>>545489475
Ines' Fujins aren't that big
Anonymous No.545489565 [Report]
I qualified for getting fired from my job as a trainer
Anonymous No.545489571 [Report]
Anonymous No.545489615 [Report]
>>545489464
Gold Ship has saved my ass 3 times today after Nature's raped my Umas when they didn't proc stam skills.
Anonymous No.545489629 [Report]
wishing every gold ship user a very sincere kill yourself
Anonymous No.545489637 [Report] >>545489693
>Teio activates her ult
>overtakes Oguri
>Oguri activates her ult anyways
>LOSE
How is this shit allowed
Anonymous No.545489646 [Report] >>545489965
https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/1986350672896532781
vote Equinox best race
Anonymous No.545489656 [Report]
Is it possible to datamine what kind of word filter they use in club chat? Then like make a simple app that flags every offending word in your message, so you can edit it approrpiatlely.
Anonymous No.545489693 [Report]
>>545489637
Anonymous No.545489706 [Report]
putting frenzied pacer on natie has been the best thing
She just killed a 1100 + 1 whale brian. I bet he's so mad
Anonymous No.545489793 [Report]
All the Marus have gone through to the finals its our time to shine go go go
Anonymous No.545489809 [Report]
>>545488010
>watching them falter to gold reds
owari da bro..
Anonymous No.545489906 [Report] >>545490052
>>545488473
>D rank
nothing was lost then
Anonymous No.545489965 [Report]
>>545489646
How is akiten only 50%? That shit was fucking legendary
Anonymous No.545490052 [Report]
>>545489906
Cloverbro...
Anonymous No.545490086 [Report]
>>545489257
Thanks based auto-select, it somehow pulled a Teio that got me a 4 win run to qualify
Anonymous No.545490089 [Report] >>545490124 >>545490168
sorry for the twitter post but this is just funny
Anonymous No.545490098 [Report] >>545490346
I malded
Anonymous No.545490124 [Report] >>545490168
>>545490089
i lol'd out loud
Anonymous No.545490167 [Report] >>545490239
I wonder how hard it will be to find mlb Riko in the first hours right after the update. I just can't imagine there're actually people that would mlb it before getting to spend your free 100 rolls. On the other hand whales are usually impatient and/or lacking wit.
Anonymous No.545490168 [Report]
>>545490089
>>545490124
https://x.com/ShutterSaaali/status/1986084995778171234
forgot the link
Anonymous No.545490170 [Report]
group B teams are so much more soulful. i lost to a vodka and then a meisho doto. i didnt even see those two at all the past few days.
Anonymous No.545490183 [Report]
>activates triumphant
>
BULLSHIIIIIIIIT
Anonymous No.545490239 [Report] >>545490369 >>545490480
>>545490167
>he's not already following gigawhales
Bro.
Anonymous No.545490240 [Report] >>545490323
Do A/A+ anons that got poached by S clubs ever regret betraying their original Danchou and abandoning their club
Anonymous No.545490268 [Report]
Huh
I AM gonna make it, bros
Anonymous No.545490321 [Report] >>545490743
Anonymous No.545490323 [Report]
>>545490240
from A+ to SS and no regrets but my horses are tired
Anonymous No.545490343 [Report]
>my random uma stan parent with shitty pinks and mixed blues is suddenly being borrowed
what dafuq
Anonymous No.545490346 [Report] >>545490415
>>545490098
Welcome to parent grinding. I have so many parents that are like 1-2 important rolls away from being great, but as they stand right now, they are complete dogshit.
Anonymous No.545490369 [Report]
>>545490239
I'm following my danchou who's a whale. Surely he'll come for the rescue!
Anonymous No.545490415 [Report] >>545490529 >>545490650
>>545490346
that's a great parent you humblebragging nigger
Anonymous No.545490480 [Report]
>>545490239
>half of my MLB Kitasan trainers suddenly changed them to MLB Nice Nature
Spooky. Had no idea that I followed Rothschild clan.
Anonymous No.545490506 [Report]
I didn't qualify to the A finals yet... I see the Nationals are a whole different level from my usual chill Kasamatsu JP server
Anonymous No.545490529 [Report]
>>545490415
Except the most important spark is a 1* front runner.
Anonymous No.545490601 [Report] >>545490657 >>545490735 >>545490936 >>545490975
/uma your opinion ?
Anonymous No.545490650 [Report]
>>545490415
>fucking FRONT 1* pink
>speedo spark
Nah, it's bad. That's a full cope parent. I already have 3* Front spark in my lineage, so putting even more glue in it is bad for my health.
Anonymous No.545490651 [Report]
>somehow made it to B finals
Ooooh yikes, I shouldn't be here, I am going to get cooked even at this bracket
Anonymous No.545490657 [Report]
>>545490601
dogshit
go back
Anonymous No.545490687 [Report] >>545490768
top 5 umas i'd like to have sexual intercourse with:
1. Tokai Teio
2. Daiwa Scarlet
3. Nice Nature
4. El Condor Pasa
5. Marvelous Sunday
Anonymous No.545490690 [Report]
I accept B. Sorry Danchou my fan farming will decrease by a lot for a while
Anonymous No.545490735 [Report]
>>545490601
Stop watching vtumors and other gacha slop
Anonymous No.545490743 [Report]
>>545490321
Anonymous No.545490768 [Report] >>545490858 >>545491156 >>545491282
>>545490687
>El condor
god... imagine the sex moves this agile and athletic and big boobed uma could pull off...
Anonymous No.545490775 [Report] >>545490898
>my best is enough to get 4th place
I have become the mob uma
Anonymous No.545490858 [Report]
>>545490768
>suplexes your peanits
Anonymous No.545490898 [Report]
>>545490775
Be the mob uma you want to be
Anonymous No.545490935 [Report] >>545491078
>smaru misses groundwork
skip
>smaru misses angling
skip
>smaru late starts
skip
>enemy oguri too close at the last spurt
skip
>smaru fails to overtake some shitter that highrolled their wit checks
skip
I love 60% wr
Anonymous No.545490936 [Report] >>545491252
>>545490601
every time i tried making maya work she got absolutely dunked on in rooms
Anonymous No.545490957 [Report]
If you didn't make it to A finals
You are going to be a cum dump for the rest of the club btw
Anonymous No.545490964 [Report]
>>545484128
Wow you didn't even put up a fight, General ate Rice for breakfast without any troubles. Plus she's a cutie! General! GENERAL! GENERAL!
Anonymous No.545490969 [Report] >>545491084 >>545491135 >>545491301 >>545491762 >>545492031 >>545492501 >>545493159 >>545498807
I've been playing after CM3 every day.
I never let my energy waste. I've put a lot of thought and effort into making umas for CM4.
What I got? Nothing.
One month of literally no result.
I haven't got a single medium S good horse with good stats. Every time, in every run, that seems good, something bad happens. Something that has near 0 odds, but it still happens to me. Every time.
Result? I could barely get to 2nd stage, but in 2nd stage, 4 attempts - 5 losses each.
And then I regularly scroll through this thread and CM room results.
Everyone is having fun. Everyone has S aptitude horses. Or at least S turf. Not me though. I'm just not allowed to have fun and enjoy putting effort into something. Even my parents run. You might not believe me, but I had 0 white sparks umas 4 times in a row with like almost every G1 win and 16+ skills.

I am done. I can't play this any more. I can't just get failure after failure and pretend that I am okay while everyone is getting what I wanted. And with future updates, the ceiling will be even higher, and I can't reach even remotely close to the current one.
Anonymous No.545490975 [Report]
>>545490601
>Screenshot_2025-11-06-14-20
>2025 Nov 6, 2:20pm
Anonymous No.545491015 [Report] >>545491136
12 hours until all hell breaks loose.
Are you ready?
Anonymous No.545491021 [Report]
>16/20
>19/20
>...
>9/20
Well... My staminalet SMaru in heavy debuff lobbies is killing me. It's actually not funny how often she died today from stam nukes.
Anonymous No.545491058 [Report] >>545491102
Will they let a foreigner like me in?
Anonymous No.545491072 [Report]
natie???
Anonymous No.545491078 [Report] >>545491245
>>545490935
>front is gambling
>late is gambling
>end is gambling
Pace is the only honest position
Anonymous No.545491084 [Report]
>>545490969
torena issue
Anonymous No.545491102 [Report]
>>545491058
anon they are already covering their noses imagining your gaijin smell
Anonymous No.545491135 [Report]
>>545490969
It's fine bro, I'm a lucklet too. Just enjoy the silly + cute horsegirls and take the autopill
Anonymous No.545491136 [Report]
>>545491015
>failed to get in A today
>tomorrow will be full of stronger horses
Fuck my life
Anonymous No.545491156 [Report] >>545491282
>>545490768
>el condor pasa doing a zangief command grab on you but she lands sitting on your face and with your dick between her fantasy outfit's boob window
Anonymous No.545491245 [Report] >>545495662
>>545491078
>most consistently good position in the game
>honest
Lates are the most based, then it's fronts (f2p) > pace > end > fronts (buhi)
Anonymous No.545491252 [Report]
>>545490936
same, bitch is useless
Anonymous No.545491258 [Report] >>545491348 >>545491397 >>545491427
>Aoharu will come out during an ongoing CM
Who the fuck thought this was a good thing?
Did they really just accelerate global's schedule without giving it any proper scheduling
Anonymous No.545491282 [Report]
>>545490768
>>545491156
Anonymous No.545491290 [Report] >>545491921 >>545492306
I started mixing in 900k fan runs with my normal runs, but not a shred of recognition from dancho…
Anonymous No.545491301 [Report]
>>545490969
Just take the club + TT pill. CM is for sweats.
Anonymous No.545491332 [Report]
I'll just run my umas instantly while the tryhards are still trying to make Aoharu aces
Anonymous No.545491348 [Report]
>>545491258
>he doesn't enjoy this much spice into the PVP
whales must be sweating bullets, not enough money can buy them time to come up with something
Anonymous No.545491383 [Report] >>545491408 >>545491540 >>545498901
Anonymous No.545491397 [Report]
>>545491258
They released SMaru during the finals registration period and people either high rolled during those 12 hours and cheated their way into Cancer Platinum or was a dumbass thinking she would auto-win no matter what and jobbed/got Blockushin'd with their subpar run.
Anonymous No.545491408 [Report]
>>545491383
CB's strongest soldier
Anonymous No.545491427 [Report] >>545491513 >>545491571
>>545491258
They want to ruin plans and make the game "unpredictable" to global
since everyone is retarded here, you'll see people roll cards normally they wouldn't here and there on occassion from this point onwards
CYJEWS BABYYYYY
>I'm not retarded
Whatever you say, toreina
Anonymous No.545491481 [Report]
Someone post those aoharu deck gold ships, I want a reference on what I should be running
Anonymous No.545491513 [Report]
>>545491427
I want this smug uma RAPED
Fucking stick legs flatty thinks she's above trainers
Anonymous No.545491540 [Report] >>545491568 >>545492807
>>545491383
what does the CB stand for
Anonymous No.545491568 [Report]
>>545491540
Chigira Bokujō (lit.'Chigira Farm')
Anonymous No.545491571 [Report] >>545491701
>>545491427
Imagine if they dropped the patch for evolved skills in the middle of a CM and invalidated a bunch of aces
Anonymous No.545491576 [Report] >>545491697 >>545491704 >>545495527 >>545496062
why is every umamusume content creator ugly and asian (not racist, just wondering)
Anonymous No.545491689 [Report]
>people roll for Xmas oguri
>cygames pushed up the evolved skills patch
based or cringe?
Anonymous No.545491697 [Report]
>>545491576
I'm ugly and white(by American standards) though
Anonymous No.545491701 [Report]
>>545491571
>smaru invalidated
Evolved skills would invalidate XOguri real quick, I hope they go through with it. We are going to enter oshi PVP meta until the rest of the powercreep cards and umas come, it'll be the golden age.
Anonymous No.545491704 [Report]
>>545491576
Because its a gacha mobile game
Anonymous No.545491739 [Report]
Anonymous No.545491762 [Report] >>545491845
>>545490969
Something tells me this is a r*ddit post
Anonymous No.545491786 [Report]
Oh no global is becoming exciting
Better melt and seethe
Anonymous No.545491845 [Report] >>545491931
>>545491762
Hard to tell since Golshi posters are Reddit themselves
Anonymous No.545491857 [Report] >>545491981 >>545492014 >>545492301 >>545492471 >>545495634
What else could they do to fuck with the meta besides dropping evolved skills early?
Anonymous No.545491891 [Report] >>545492091
>230 veteran honse limit
Hmm? How did this increase
Anonymous No.545491921 [Report]
>>545491290
danchou is ruthless..
Anonymous No.545491931 [Report]
>>545491845
You make a good point
Anonymous No.545491948 [Report]
>2nd place almost every race
Yeah, I'm a B league finalist again even though I think I had decent uma this time. I'll just accept gold this time too
Anonymous No.545491981 [Report]
>>545491857
Shuffle around scenario releases
Anonymous No.545491987 [Report] >>545492073
Where's the /uma/ club that was promised to me 3000 years ago
Anonymous No.545492014 [Report]
>>545491857
delete MANT
Anonymous No.545492031 [Report] >>545492308
>>545490969
You're not alone man, there are other ones here getting perpetually stuck in B finals, we are just a quiet bunch afraid of being laughed at. If anything, knowing I won't be able to compete ever again against whales is a relief — won't spend any money, and will just chill with the cute side of the game until I find something less punishing to waste a couple hours with.
Anonymous No.545492045 [Report] >>545492105
Our favourite triple crown winner Moomoo is gonna start his CM races
Anonymous No.545492063 [Report] >>545494245
Thank you, Oguri Cap. I kneel before you
Anonymous No.545492073 [Report] >>545492853
>>545491987
Mambo could have a spot for (You) right now, if only danchou kicked the flatliner
Anonymous No.545492091 [Report]
>>545491891
>find the veteran limit code
>change 200 to 230
Anonymous No.545492105 [Report] >>545492187
>>545492045
how did he do Cm1-3?
Anonymous No.545492187 [Report]
>>545492105
Yes he got the triple crown (loses).
Anonymous No.545492271 [Report]
>I got another King Halo hot spring ticket
why does she want me to see her naked?
Anonymous No.545492301 [Report] >>545492402
>>545491857
skip xoguri
Anonymous No.545492306 [Report] >>545493463
>>545491290
Danchou will notice you if you post more Rice
Anonymous No.545492308 [Report]
>>545492031
my f2p ass has exactly 1 plat title and it took me until cancer to get it
it was promptly replaced by the claw connoisseur title, and I get to never care about CM seriously beyond the gibs ever again
Anonymous No.545492402 [Report] >>545492568
>>545492301
>make everyone fucking broken even earlier
>this, in turn, makes xoguri not as oppressive as she would be
genius, really
Anonymous No.545492462 [Report] >>545492604 >>545492620 >>545492631
She will be able to get a w?
Anonymous No.545492471 [Report] >>545492746 >>545493602
>>545491857
Throne banner at the start of MANT instead of at the end.
Anonymous No.545492501 [Report]
>>545490969
Show d*ck
Anonymous No.545492568 [Report]
>>545492402
bwo Pace also got buffed. Christmas Oguri is stronger than it ever was.
Anonymous No.545492594 [Report] >>545492727 >>545492843 >>545492967 >>545493153 >>545493665 >>545493693 >>545493818 >>545493996 >>545494252 >>545495471
URA FINALE HALL OF FAME CHECK
Post your best pre-Aoharu / Unity Cup Uma ratings
Archive > Half of Fame > sort by rating
Anonymous No.545492604 [Report]
>>545492462
nyo
she is going to the gas chamber
Anonymous No.545492614 [Report] >>545492669 >>545492749 >>545492856 >>545493380 >>545493529
Am I silly for thinking Rice power is totally fine replacement for Super Creek? Especially if the choice is between LB1 Rice or LB1 Creek and never was gonna whale for creek
Though looking ahead Sirius seems kinda cracked, but Rice rolling is a 2 for 1 deal since RIko is paired with it...
Anonymous No.545492620 [Report]
>>545492462
stamina too low
unique doesn't work on this track
you have redshift though so you can get lucky
Anonymous No.545492631 [Report]
>>545492462
in Group B maybe
Anonymous No.545492669 [Report]
>>545492614
breed marry divorce and breed Rice again
Anonymous No.545492680 [Report]
17 years old! Both of them!
Anonymous No.545492727 [Report]
>>545492594
I'm proud of my mayachi... (she never won anything)
Anonymous No.545492746 [Report] >>545492878
>>545492471
still a skip desu
Anonymous No.545492749 [Report]
>>545492614
Not really, I'm personally rolling for Rice because I love power cards that come with +1 stamina.
Anonymous No.545492753 [Report]
Damn you Oguri...
Anonymous No.545492763 [Report]
I love her, bros.......
Anonymous No.545492807 [Report]
>>545491540
Cutie Bie
Anonymous No.545492843 [Report]
>>545492594
Nyo, my best uma is only better than your three worst umas. I'm not humiliating myself any further.
Anonymous No.545492853 [Report]
>>545492073
The promised Mamboland
Anonymous No.545492856 [Report] >>545493447
>>545492614
Sure if you want a super creek that’s only good for 4 months.
Anonymous No.545492871 [Report]
She's struggled this CM but I love my wife City
Anonymous No.545492878 [Report]
>>545492746
Just like Riko
Anonymous No.545492931 [Report] >>545492972 >>545493052 >>545493091
I think I just burned all my luck.
Anonymous No.545492967 [Report]
>>545492594
not a single dollar spent yet
Anonymous No.545492972 [Report] >>545493103
>>545492931
You gotta roll on the Biko banner to make use of this
Anonymous No.545492991 [Report]
Anonymous No.545493008 [Report] >>545493078 >>545493156
People sure love to overlook stamina Super Creek huh, even now in JP, 4.5 years after release it's still the go-to general Stamina card for Air Shakurlets
Anonymous No.545493052 [Report]
>>545492931
its okay, you'll just pay a hefty karma debt in your next life, just enjoy it rn.
Anonymous No.545493078 [Report]
>>545493008
>People sure love to overlook stamina Super Creek
I think the people who are intentionally going for rice is much much lower.
Anonymous No.545493091 [Report] >>545493231
>>545492931
Why are you rolling on the neicha banner now????
Anonymous No.545493103 [Report]
>>545492972
On the bright side, I now have a 2lb Biko.
So close to maxing it.
Anonymous No.545493153 [Report]
>>545492594
casual cardlet checking in
Anonymous No.545493156 [Report]
>>545493008
I mean if I get rice that's nice but my real goal is hunting for SRs and riko
If I even get rice I doubt it'll be better than my lb1 creek at lb0
Anonymous No.545493159 [Report]
>>545490969
you have 24 hours to do your best in unity to make a gold ship with medium S and pump iron/red shift. do that and you'll make it to at least B finals
Anonymous No.545493163 [Report] >>545493621
>~40 days until Kitasan Black rerun
Anonymous No.545493185 [Report] >>545493264 >>545493319 >>545493329 >>545493482 >>545494025 >>545494485 >>545497590
DANCHO
WHY IS HE STILL HERE
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.545493231 [Report]
>>545493091
Felt lucky, I like nice and had a 1lb already, it's pure upside after I did some pulls, nice is now 2lb too.
Anonymous No.545493264 [Report]
>>545493185
I wish I knew when he posts here to maximize exposure.
Anonymous No.545493319 [Report] >>545493384 >>545493474
>>545493185
>dahbyposter is a mamboite
the promised mamboland is actually dahby hell???
Anonymous No.545493329 [Report] >>545493459 >>545493495 >>545493568 >>545493759 >>545494025
>>545493185
its still early, you can leave for greener pastures if you don't like it here.
Anonymous No.545493380 [Report]
>>545492614
But stamina welfare rice is better? For longs.
Anonymous No.545493384 [Report]
>>545493319
Deutsches Darby even!
Anonymous No.545493447 [Report]
>>545492856
Explain to me why I should really care much after 4 months?
Anonymous No.545493459 [Report]
>>545493329
Can't wait for your club to die filthy nigger.
Anonymous No.545493463 [Report]
>>545492306
I think Danchou should bless my rolls so I can get Rice
Anonymous No.545493474 [Report]
>>545493319
pretty sure he's been posting for uma club when they had vacancies
dahbi hell is everywhere
Anonymous No.545493482 [Report]
>>545493185
that line is as straight as the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous No.545493495 [Report]
>>545493329
But I want to make the mamboland better for everyone...
Anonymous No.545493529 [Report] >>545493719
>>545492614
Riko rice always felt like bad bait to me.
There's a reason people were super pissed the first time it released.
Anonymous No.545493561 [Report] >>545493701 >>545495178
>spe
>but sluttier
Why would they do that?
Anonymous No.545493568 [Report] >>545493616
>>545493329
but I like the guys here
28/30 of them that is
Anonymous No.545493602 [Report]
>>545492471
This would be so funny.
Anonymous No.545493616 [Report]
>>545493568
same, the club is chill and funny.
Anonymous No.545493621 [Report]
>>545493163
what, only 40? Then I'll actually not spark skipko skipomoto for real instead of "as a gaslight"
Anonymous No.545493665 [Report]
>>545492594
>all TT witslop
grim
Anonymous No.545493693 [Report]
>>545492594
Anonymous No.545493701 [Report]
>>545493561
Because I asked nicely
Anonymous No.545493719 [Report]
>>545493529
it's bait the same way the first ksb banner was bait with the low rates
you roll it because it's one of the few time you can roll support cards without bricking yourself
Next time you can do it is ksb banner, which is like, a month an a half more. The game is 4 months old, so it's like waiting for nearly half of the game's life before you roll supports again.
>but le whales getting mlb ksb last time!!!
doesn't matter what piges do
Anonymous No.545493759 [Report]
>>545493329
>don't flatline
Anonymous No.545493773 [Report]
AHHHHH LET ME PULL SOME CARDS ALREADY RELEASE THE UNITY CUP
Anonymous No.545493818 [Report]
>>545492594
oki
Anonymous No.545493819 [Report] >>545493869 >>545493975
any kita rerollers /here/? are we pulling tomorrow if our ksb is mlb already?
Anonymous No.545493845 [Report]
>can beat tough opponents in round 1
>start losing to similar level opponents in round 2
this smells rigged
Anonymous No.545493869 [Report]
>>545493819
why not, next good card is like 6 months from now
Anonymous No.545493912 [Report] >>545493951 >>545494032
Mambodacchis, since it seems all you don't mind a flatliner or two, can I come leech some gibs this month?
Anonymous No.545493951 [Report]
>>545493912
nyo we're trying to get rid of them...
Anonymous No.545493961 [Report]
>>545482959
is funny how the security in Tracen is to protect the trainers and not the umas
Anonymous No.545493975 [Report] >>545494463
>>545493819
idk... kinda tempted by the biko bakushin banner
Anonymous No.545493996 [Report]
>>545492594
I don't know how to witmax
Anonymous No.545494025 [Report] >>545494073 >>545494130 >>545494206 >>545497904 >>545498632
>>545493185
>>545493329
Most likely too late for him to kick flatliners now. The 40m earners Clover survivors have already found a new home by now, and anons who left their previous club are already locked in. We're nearing the end of first week. If anyone is still looking for a club or looking for people to fill slots by the second week, it's fucking over.
Anonymous No.545494032 [Report]
>>545493912
We have to kick one of our top earners first but you can come in after that
Anonymous No.545494073 [Report]
>>545494025
I'd rather have open slots than flatliners in the club
Anonymous No.545494130 [Report]
>>545494025
It is not about the fans... which would be zero anyway... it's about the message....
Anonymous No.545494163 [Report] >>545494220 >>545494241 >>545494314
We're not gonna be in A+ either way, it makes no difference
Anonymous No.545494206 [Report]
>>545494025
I'd fill Rice's slots
Anonymous No.545494220 [Report] >>545494345
>>545494163
Nobody likes a parasite tho
Anonymous No.545494241 [Report] >>545494345
>>545494163
that nigga has been leeching for 3 months I want him OUT
Anonymous No.545494245 [Report]
>>545492063
How's POTENTIAL uma is doing?
Anonymous No.545494252 [Report]
>>545492594
Anonymous No.545494272 [Report]
Anonymous No.545494310 [Report] >>545494668
RRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMOND
I WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMOND
I WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMOND
I WANT TO RAPE SATONO DIAMOND
Anonymous No.545494314 [Report] >>545494345 >>545494545 >>545494643
>>545494163
No work = no pay
FUCK THAT NIGGER GET EM OUT
Anonymous No.545494337 [Report] >>545494410
>danchou won’t wake up to bless my rolls at 3am
Anonymous No.545494345 [Report]
>>545494220
>>545494241
>>545494314
Fair enough
DANCHUD GET TO WORK
Anonymous No.545494410 [Report] >>545494591
>>545494337
Not him, but check that 7 for great luck
Anonymous No.545494463 [Report]
>>545493975
same, got her at 1lb already... what if...
Anonymous No.545494485 [Report]
>>545493185
I hope he's never kicked so I get to see Dahby continue to accelerate
Anonymous No.545494540 [Report]
W-what happened to Clover?
Anonymous No.545494545 [Report]
>>545494314
Rice would say this
Anonymous No.545494591 [Report] >>545494687
>>545494410
I got mambo support card….
Anonymous No.545494643 [Report]
>>545494314
Rice wouldn't say this
Anonymous No.545494668 [Report] >>545495031 >>545496503
>>545494310
Remember your place
Anonymous No.545494683 [Report] >>545494756 >>545494870 >>545495050 >>545495064
doing a ryan parent run is incredibly unfun holy shit
Anonymous No.545494687 [Report] >>545494840
>>545494591
Thats good too!
Anonymous No.545494756 [Report] >>545494812
>>545494683
NICE MUSCRUUU
Anonymous No.545494812 [Report]
>>545494756
YARIMASHITA
Anonymous No.545494840 [Report] >>545495036
>>545494687
I wanted to get MLB super creek!
Anonymous No.545494870 [Report]
>>545494683
you WILL have to pick between jobbing to medium or long G1s
you WILL decide to run late and randomly get brocked to activate her ult (might not even) or run pace and just never ult at all
you WILL deal with a surprising amount of mood down because who would have though the muscle tomboy is strangely emotional
you WILL job to Mejiro Mcfatty and Super Creek randomly
you WILL suffer needing to get both enough stamina and speed and then failling to get both, while chasing hints and bonds
Anonymous No.545494873 [Report] >>545494993
What would you do to the Mambo Danchou if you met him in an abandoned alleyway at midnight?
Anonymous No.545494941 [Report]
I want Curren Chan to lick my nipples
Anonymous No.545494981 [Report] >>545495073
Me, danchud and his officer during the mid month penis inspection (nobody wants to show first)
Anonymous No.545494993 [Report]
>>545494873
I'm gonna flatline him, choom
Anonymous No.545495015 [Report] >>545495061 >>545495165 >>545495720
I hope they keep using this camera angle more. Uma Musume is an ass game after all.
Anonymous No.545495031 [Report]
>>545494668
I don't get it, is the collar for me or for her?
Anonymous No.545495036 [Report]
>>545494840
Trust in the 100 free rolls!
Anonymous No.545495050 [Report]
>>545494683
it's especially frustrating when you're fishing for mile/med sparks and keeping long at B. Like you NEED 800 speed / 550 stam at final arima and a bunch of skills, otherwise you just lose
Anonymous No.545495061 [Report] >>545495164 >>545495284
>>545495015
WTF i like oguri now
Anonymous No.545495064 [Report]
>>545494683
u rike having a cheater makween on your long races while you have a B aptitude?
Anonymous No.545495073 [Report]
>>545494981
Me from another club joining in naked
Anonymous No.545495164 [Report]
>>545495061
Oguri Plap!
Anonymous No.545495165 [Report] >>545495237
>>545495015
Anonymous No.545495178 [Report] >>545495223
>>545493561
Because she's my lovely childhood friend, of course.
Anonymous No.545495203 [Report] >>545495251 >>545495380 >>545495453 >>545495453 >>545496226 >>545496279
moomoobros...
Anonymous No.545495223 [Report]
>>545495178
Anonymous No.545495231 [Report] >>545495354
safe once again
wasn't even a witgod, just an auto assign CHAD
Anonymous No.545495237 [Report]
>>545495165
Anonymous No.545495247 [Report] >>545495840
>new pal support card is always a thing in every new scenario release
>mecha scenario features the cutest companion uma NPC, Dr Sugar Lights
>voiced by Yui Ishikawa, and is very popular among the community
>suddenly no pal support card
>players complains because they can never date Dr Lights
>Sugar Lights fans forever cockblocked
is Cygames an evil organisation?
Anonymous No.545495251 [Report]
>>545495203
this guy's fucking hilarious
Anonymous No.545495284 [Report] >>545495356
>>545495061
Oguri is built for breeding
Anonymous No.545495354 [Report]
>>545495231
forgot pic
Anonymous No.545495356 [Report] >>545495531
>>545495284
Oguri leggings are hot. Oguri why won’t you come to me?
Anonymous No.545495357 [Report]
I'm my nightmares I hear her screaming....
Daaaahby...
Anonymous No.545495380 [Report] >>545495523
>>545495203
>running a Taurus team
But why?
Anonymous No.545495439 [Report] >>545495542
Oguri plap
Anonymous No.545495453 [Report] >>545496416
>>545495203
>>545495203
>no fronts
it's over, who even listens to this fraud anymore? He has decently made guides but what's the point if he doesn't win
Anonymous No.545495471 [Report]
>>545492594
for what purpose
Anonymous No.545495523 [Report]
>>545495380
because some things never go out of style
Anonymous No.545495524 [Report]
i do not see oguri as woman
Anonymous No.545495527 [Report]
>>545491576
To answer your question honestly, look at the youtubers that always start making guides when a new gacha comes to the west. Only an ugly creature would do something so ugly as make bad guides for new players to follow with a huge ego and a list of excuses to tell people when said advice fails them. Where do you think this concentration of ugliness comes from? But really, it almost is always them
>not a racist
You should be, this is a racing game
Anonymous No.545495531 [Report] >>545495623 >>545495723 >>545496290
>>545495356
Not enough food for her.
Anonymous No.545495542 [Report]
>>545495439
Anon no
Anonymous No.545495623 [Report] >>545495772
>>545495531
FAT FUCK
Anonymous No.545495634 [Report]
>>545491857
Release Aoharu with the raised stat caps.
Anonymous No.545495637 [Report]
Anonymous No.545495662 [Report] >>545496192
>>545491245
Lates are complete gambling. Nothing honest about that.
Anonymous No.545495720 [Report] >>545496139
>>545495015
truly an ass game
Anonymous No.545495723 [Report] >>545495772
>>545495531
what the HECK
Anonymous No.545495743 [Report] >>545496370
Damn, Fenomeno just kinda owns Ms Victoria huh?
Anonymous No.545495772 [Report] >>545496005
>>545495623
>>545495723
The bestet, cutest and FATTEST fuck of them all!
soon in global too
Anonymous No.545495840 [Report]
>>545495247
>is Cygames an evil organisation?
Goddesses banner
Anonymous No.545495896 [Report] >>545496032 >>545496290
alternativly
Anonymous No.545495923 [Report]
Remember that the chair is a must pull
Anonymous No.545496005 [Report]
>>545495772
>mfw oguri is the only uma I haven't lost in this kind of event
Anonymous No.545496032 [Report] >>545496078
>>545495896
>reeee give me food Torena
Anonymous No.545496062 [Report]
>>545491576
Playing mobile games is an asian culture. They grew up with tamagotchi gameboy and nds instead of xbox or gamecube like anglo kids. It's no surprise they latch more into mobile games now instead of PC and console games (except nintendo games)
Anonymous No.545496078 [Report] >>545496254
>>545496032
Its best to keep your Ogurin always well fed
Anonymous No.545496112 [Report]
Anonymous No.545496139 [Report]
>>545495720
Tamamo's dumpster
Anonymous No.545496159 [Report] >>545496479
Reminder to queue immediately after reset today because all the piggies will be too busy pigging out on riko
Anonymous No.545496192 [Report]
>>545495662
Lates are the only exciting position. It's honest racing.
Anonymous No.545496197 [Report]
Dont let the fat fuck posting distract you from the fact that mambo danchou should kill the flatliners
Anonymous No.545496226 [Report]
>>545495203
I can't hate this dude. This is hilarious to watch.
Anonymous No.545496237 [Report] >>545496309 >>545496886
Is Unity Cup / Aoharu right after reset? Or some hours after that (the usual banner reset time)?
Anonymous No.545496254 [Report] >>545496335 >>545496401 >>545496742 >>545497383 >>545497587
>>545496078
Birthing hips
Though what happens to umas that retire? They spent so much of their time, efforts, and years training for racing that it feels strange to see them just accepting to do nothing else? I see fanart of several umas being housewives but I always see that as a disservice to their character.
Anonymous No.545496279 [Report]
>>545495203
isn't he 0% WR in CM finals?
Anonymous No.545496285 [Report] >>545496382 >>545496391 >>545496473
post more fatties
Anonymous No.545496290 [Report] >>545496529
>>545495531
>>545495896
Which one is better
Anonymous No.545496309 [Report]
>>545496237
banner time
Anonymous No.545496335 [Report] >>545496572
>>545496254
What do you think human athletes do when they hit 30?
Anonymous No.545496336 [Report]
nattie is plotting a crime...
Anonymous No.545496364 [Report]
So why do we have 230 veteran slots now and did any other QoL slip in?
Anonymous No.545496370 [Report]
>>545495743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKqx1rPO-rI
what the FUCK
Anonymous No.545496382 [Report]
>>545496285
Agnes if she was fertile
Anonymous No.545496391 [Report]
>>545496285
I haven't collected new pics... I need more tummies... big girls eating good meals...
Anonymous No.545496401 [Report] >>545496565 >>545496572
>>545496254
Whatever top athletes do in our world, I guess?
Anonymous No.545496416 [Report] >>545496515
>>545495453
he's funny and desu I won all my CMs listening to him so I can't complain. And he likes the Cap
Anonymous No.545496473 [Report]
>>545496285
Anonymous No.545496479 [Report]
>>545496159
BUHIIIIII PORKO!!!! RICE SOWER!!!!
QUICKLY WHILE THEY FEAST ON THEIR FEED
Anonymous No.545496503 [Report]
>>545494668
Hot
Anonymous No.545496515 [Report]
>>545496416
focus on your stream, moomoo
Anonymous No.545496529 [Report]
>>545496290
I dont know. Ask me again, when we get evolved skills
Anonymous No.545496565 [Report] >>545496651
>>545496401
Most often they're pretty depressed for a while admittedly
Anonymous No.545496572 [Report] >>545496807
>>545496335
>>545496401
Something something Uma musume were born to run. Maybe Oguri can be trainer at kasamatsu? Just random 3am thoughts
Anonymous No.545496603 [Report] >>545497582 >>545497758
Anonymous No.545496609 [Report] >>545496692 >>545496727 >>545496728 >>545496817 >>545496861 >>545496864
i'm going in bros, wish me luck
Anonymous No.545496651 [Report]
>>545496565
Well they got trainer-san to lean on. I am sure umas do better past their real retirement.
Anonymous No.545496692 [Report] >>545497741
>>545496609
good luck kitten
Anonymous No.545496727 [Report] >>545497741
>>545496609
>nature
curses upon thee
Anonymous No.545496728 [Report] >>545497741
>>545496609
>lazy epithets
>golshi
>generic outfit Natie
Holy soulless….
Anonymous No.545496742 [Report]
>>545496254
>Though what happens to umas that retire?
Don't worry about it.
Anonymous No.545496751 [Report]
Imagine
Anonymous No.545496807 [Report] >>545496896
>>545496572
Silly anon, umas cant train other umas.
Anonymous No.545496808 [Report] >>545499670
I couldn't get into A finals :(
Anonymous No.545496817 [Report] >>545497741
>>545496609
EXPLODE
Anonymous No.545496861 [Report] >>545497741
>>545496609
>default outfit evil neicha
DIE DIE DIE EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
Anonymous No.545496862 [Report]
Work harder Moo! It's almost 7 november game time, and still no video! Make it ready before new day comes or no five dolla for you.
Anonymous No.545496864 [Report] >>545497741
>>545496609
I don't support stinky molester Natties I'm sorry bwo...
Anonymous No.545496886 [Report]
>>545496237
it is right on the CM reset
Anonymous No.545496896 [Report] >>545496924
>>545496807
Belno?
Anonymous No.545496924 [Report]
>>545496896
Assists at best.
Anonymous No.545496927 [Report] >>545497008 >>545497498
im starting to agree with the nips
the umas that win the dahbi and nothing else after like fujin, tikezo and chiyono is too romantic, because it's the dahbi
are there any american horses like that for the kentucky derby?
Anonymous No.545496962 [Report] >>545497023
>28/30
umao dancho don't let me summon the tickezo demon......
Anonymous No.545497008 [Report]
>>545496927
Mine that Bird?
Anonymous No.545497023 [Report] >>545497161
>>545496962
Check the club chat bwo, he said 2 recruits are coming from some Discord
Anonymous No.545497071 [Report] >>545497174 >>545497369 >>545497473 >>545497483 >>545497758
>>545473337
Shit was better than I ever could've expected
Anonymous No.545497139 [Report] >>545497387
GSK
Anonymous No.545497161 [Report]
>>545497023
can't he just be normal and recruit them from his onlyfans subs like everyone else
Anonymous No.545497174 [Report] >>545497417
>>545497071
Who was the JAV actress?
Photos?
Anonymous No.545497252 [Report] >>545497304 >>545497325 >>545497435
I failed to get in Group A today. Am I just fucked because I'll be matched with Aoharu trainees tomorrow?
Anonymous No.545497256 [Report] >>545497313 >>545497374
How would you react if Tachyon is your dad?
Anonymous No.545497302 [Report] >>545497380
>Qualified for A finals
I'm so fucking scared man
Anonymous No.545497304 [Report]
>>545497252
go in within 30 mins of reset and you can dodge them
Anonymous No.545497313 [Report]
>>545497256
Do my best to help Dad make more Umas
Anonymous No.545497325 [Report]
>>545497252
you can match at round start right away and avoid that, but the competition might also be sweats. Really nobody is going to have an aoharu team in the first few hours so just plan on running before it gets too late in the day.
Anonymous No.545497369 [Report]
>>545497071
Anonymous No.545497374 [Report]
>>545497256
I would react more after knowing I have a big sister uma
Anonymous No.545497380 [Report] >>545497749
>>545497302
I'm so pumped
Anonymous No.545497383 [Report]
>>545496254
advertisements
become a torena
use their winnings to buy investments and property
after dinner speaking
etc
Anonymous No.545497387 [Report] >>545497584
>>545497139
CUTES!!! Will be pulling for all of them BUT Palmer is going to need some spoonfeeding, not sold on her yet and the energy rapes aren't helping...
Anonymous No.545497417 [Report] >>545497797
>>545497174
Half of me knows he’s fucking with us but the other half is very curious about how he got a jav actress to wear the Santino cosplay if it’s real
Anonymous No.545497435 [Report]
>>545497252
10 min to swipe and MLB riko and rice 20 minutes for a career maybe 2-3 careers to get an ace they're satisfied with you have 1 hour tops to queue your niggas before the aoharu piggus swarm in, 30min to be sure
Anonymous No.545497446 [Report] >>545497521 >>545497903
Helios is growing on me lads...
Anonymous No.545497472 [Report]
Is this card actually good for Front Runners or am I missing something?
Anonymous No.545497473 [Report] >>545497797
>>545497071
show the cosplay outfit or it never happened
Anonymous No.545497482 [Report]
when do the riko card/aoharu come out? In 10 hours?
Anonymous No.545497483 [Report] >>545497797
>>545497071
Did she also have a nice soft tummy? If yes then I'm jealous
Anonymous No.545497498 [Report]
>>545496927
Always Dreaming
Anonymous No.545497521 [Report] >>545497551
>>545497446
No cap? You fw her?
Anonymous No.545497551 [Report]
>>545497521
Yeah no cap, fr fr.
Anonymous No.545497563 [Report]
>>545487772
I don't know, what do you think?
Anonymous No.545497582 [Report] >>545497750 >>545497861
>>545496603
Kitasan is an easy girl...
God I want both her and dia so much
Anonymous No.545497584 [Report]
>>545497387
Palmer is for mindbreak enjoyers.
Anonymous No.545497587 [Report]
>>545496254
Gain shitloads of weight because they forget to adjust their diet to a post-career lifestyle.
Anonymous No.545497590 [Report]
>>545493185
I was actually waiting for a spot...
Anonymous No.545497592 [Report] >>545497707 >>545497717 >>545497718
literally impossible
Anonymous No.545497696 [Report]
Juveniles... Fillies...
Anonymous No.545497707 [Report]
>>545497592
skill issue
Anonymous No.545497717 [Report]
>>545497592
I got both of them right away
Anonymous No.545497718 [Report]
>>545497592
>do career run with at least 600 sta
yes very impossible indeed
Anonymous No.545497741 [Report]
>>545496692
>>545496727
>>545496728
>>545496817
>>545496861
>>545496864
thanks for the energy bros, even though it kinda ran out on the last run. i'll see you in the finals
Anonymous No.545497749 [Report]
>>545497380
Best of luck to us both.
Anonymous No.545497750 [Report]
>>545497582
Kitasan is extremely easy to trick into doing pity sex
Anonymous No.545497758 [Report] >>545497861
>>545496603
Kitasan is an easy girl...
God I want both her and dia so much
>>545497071
Ducky san is this why you've asked to flatline? Pretty based if so
Anonymous No.545497776 [Report]
>sweats and piggus waste an hour and thirty minutes making aoharu aces only for aoharu umas to be restricted from entry
please god let this happen it would be so funny
Anonymous No.545497797 [Report] >>545497893 >>545497915 >>545497975 >>545497980 >>545498028 >>545498051 >>545498062 >>545498107 >>545498109 >>545498115 >>545498264 >>545498372 >>545498381 >>545498613 >>545498621 >>545499068 >>545499135 >>545500089
>>545497417
Step 1. Be white (most people fail this part)
Step 2. Speak nipponese
>>545497473
I uhhhhh forgot to take a picture while I was ironing it, here have my Amazon receipt
>>545497483
It was very soft

I highly recommend cosplay sex with an uma cosplayer it's the next best thing we have to actual uma's until they're real.
Anonymous No.545497861 [Report]
>>545497582
>>545497758
Anonymous No.545497893 [Report] >>545497930
>>545497797
If you squint really hard then ningen doing umaface feels just like real umas i bet
Anonymous No.545497903 [Report]
>>545497446
Same, I use her SC for fan runs and her laugh during the Smiles Forever event looks so cute
Anonymous No.545497904 [Report]
>>545494025
THE MAMBO WAS PROMISED TO ME
Anonymous No.545497915 [Report]
>>545497797
guys he’s not joking
Anonymous No.545497930 [Report]
>>545497893
Japanese girls have the advantage of being cute by default
Anonymous No.545497974 [Report]
next thread will be better
Anonymous No.545497975 [Report]
>>545497797
now you wear it and take a photo
Anonymous No.545497980 [Report]
>>545497797
>israel
Anonymous No.545498028 [Report]
>>545497797
Umazing
Anonymous No.545498051 [Report] >>545498915
>>545497797
>Less than a hundo buckaroos for a cosplay
Is that how much they usually cost?
Anonymous No.545498062 [Report]
>>545497797
Based?
Anonymous No.545498098 [Report] >>545498170
>6power 3speed
Uuhhh...
Anonymous No.545498107 [Report]
>>545497797
kek, based cosplay choice
Anonymous No.545498109 [Report]
>>545497797
How much for the girl? How do you make sure you're not getting duped?
Anonymous No.545498115 [Report]
>>545497797
If I'm white but poor... does that make me black or brown?
Anonymous No.545498170 [Report] >>545498625
>>545498098
Where's the rest of it?
Anonymous No.545498234 [Report]
I just got a sum of 5000 carats doing the Uma Stories why the fuck didn't anyone tell me about this
Anonymous No.545498264 [Report]
>>545497797
how much you pay for her time anon
Anonymous No.545498329 [Report] >>545498528
>stealthy increased ONLY the veteran limit to 230
Why?
What is Cygays endgame here?
Anonymous No.545498372 [Report]
>>545497797
if anons could only find a gf. Then they too could have a nursing handjob in cosplay.
Anonymous No.545498381 [Report] >>545498915
>>545497797
Make sure to force her to not speak other than to make giggles, it kills the immersion.
Anonymous No.545498454 [Report]
I'll find a cosplayer to wear this.
Anonymous No.545498525 [Report] >>545498683
This bitch just CANNOT give meore than one green skill.
Anonymous No.545498528 [Report]
>>545498329
They're testing in prod to see if it's viable to roll out QOL changes early.
Anonymous No.545498556 [Report]
what is a Pretty Derby
Anonymous No.545498559 [Report] >>545498829
Anonymous No.545498613 [Report]
>>545497797
I want to umapyoi with a cute japanese girl too...
Anonymous No.545498621 [Report]
>>545497797
The Mossad are working round the clock to ensure that I never have this.
Anonymous No.545498625 [Report]
>>545498170
I don't know Anon..
I lost Hopeless, Kikuka Sho, Classic Arima Kinen and Tenno Sho Spring, won every g1 medium and somehow I didn't get any sparks. Can't complain though, 6* power is nice
Anonymous No.545498632 [Report] >>545498752 >>545498801 >>545498827 >>545499734
>>545494025
Are there still even /uma/clubs with open slots. Pretty sure it's already too late to recruit
Anonymous No.545498683 [Report] >>545498779
>>545498525
It's just 20 sp dude who cares, not like you're starving for sp as non-front
Anonymous No.545498752 [Report]
>>545498632
sometimes when people fizzle out but not as often now
Anonymous No.545498779 [Report] >>545498820
>>545498683
I had right handed, Hashin racecourse and firm conditions all doubled circle as well and onky git standared. Also had groundwork and didn't land it.
Anonymous No.545498801 [Report]
>>545498632
umao has 2 slots!
Anonymous No.545498807 [Report]
>>545490969
>quitting right before the update that makes the game less frustrating
this is you
Anonymous No.545498820 [Report]
>>545498779
Ok yeah that sucks
Anonymous No.545498827 [Report] >>545498947
>>545498632
Mambo will have openings soon.
Anonymous No.545498829 [Report]
>>545498559
She’s so fucking cute
Anonymous No.545498892 [Report] >>545498986
ill kick this sub 500k pace fans guy if anyone with 40m wants to join
Anonymous No.545498901 [Report]
>>545491383
>Does whatever she feels like
>Shows up whenever she feels like it
>Acts like a badass when with the other two legends
>Says a parting sentence and fucks off until who knows when
I don't really like the term "aura" that zoomers use nowadays but I find it really hard to describe her otherwise. She's so fucking cool
Anonymous No.545498915 [Report]
>>545498381
I made her call me trainer
>>545498051
In Asia yeah
Anonymous No.545498947 [Report]
>>545498827
Watch! That flatliner is getting kicked any second now.
aaany second now...
Anonymous No.545498972 [Report]
granny
Anonymous No.545498986 [Report]
>>545498892
There was one begging for a spot 2 or more days ago. Not sure if that anon found a club he stopped begging
Anonymous No.545499016 [Report] >>545499151 >>545499282
I think I know why the ingame search is weird, it doesn't show clubs that are full, but chronogenesis seems slow to update because I can find some clubs and they're different from the site, both in member count and rank
really weird
Anonymous No.545499019 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMqS11w9gQA
hachimi ashiga
Anonymous No.545499068 [Report]
>>545497797
>USFJ personnel get to do this
>for cheap to boot
Life is unfair sometimes.
Anonymous No.545499090 [Report]
Dancho are you okay
are you okay dancho
Anonymous No.545499135 [Report] >>545499278
>>545497797
isnt that 110 dollars? seems abit much
Anonymous No.545499151 [Report]
>>545499016
Jap SEO is actually just dogshit in general
If a japthing that has SEO is fairly decent, 60% chance there's westerner involved in it
Anonymous No.545499238 [Report] >>545499585 >>545499589 >>545499665
Go "eat", mirako
Anonymous No.545499278 [Report] >>545499326
>>545499135
No, he got a good deal if the jap is actually cute and has big breasts(for a jap)
a hundred dollareedoos isn't getting you anywhere these days
Anonymous No.545499282 [Report]
>>545499016
If only CG is always updated
Anonymous No.545499326 [Report]
>>545499278
that's a hundred for the outfit alone
who knows what he actually paid for the whore
Anonymous No.545499387 [Report]
thanks golshi
never doubted
Anonymous No.545499524 [Report]
>get a 6 power 3 stam uma
>she has one blue spark
>get a groundwork spark on another parent run
>1 star groundwork is the only blue spark.
Anonymous No.545499525 [Report] >>545499674
>people are so bored waiting for Aoharu that they are discussing whore practices and etiquettes
Anonymous No.545499585 [Report]
>>545499238
bro? I think you are posting in the wrong general
Anonymous No.545499589 [Report]
>>545499238
Shikikan?
Anonymous No.545499624 [Report] >>545499687
I love my imouto
Anonymous No.545499641 [Report] >>545499694 >>545499745 >>545499834
Ryan's Well-rested event looks so fucking funny on max speed
Anonymous No.545499665 [Report]
>>545499238
>There are shitcans among us.
Anonymous No.545499670 [Report]
>>545496808
There's still one day left bro.
Anonymous No.545499674 [Report]
>>545499525
but enough about curren chan
Anonymous No.545499681 [Report] >>545499742 >>545499791 >>545499847
Is the scenario dropping at the exact time of reset or it's just another "le wait for 8 hours after reset actually to pull the new banner"
Anonymous No.545499687 [Report] >>545499824
>>545499624
>groundwork
You just can't slap groundwork sparks to every parent.
Anonymous No.545499694 [Report] >>545499854
>>545499641
So I’m not the only one that sees she glitches out
Anonymous No.545499720 [Report]
STOP FUCKING JOBBING THE G1s WE'RE JUST FARMING FANS
Anonymous No.545499734 [Report]
>>545498632
If you're fine with quota, umaooo
Anonymous No.545499742 [Report]
>>545499681
The latervws2n
Anonymous No.545499745 [Report] >>545499854
>>545499641
At first I thought her model was glitched on PC then I played on my phone it's the same thing
Anonymous No.545499791 [Report]
>>545499681
It's dropping at the same time as the CM day begins, so yeah, 7 hours after reset.
Anonymous No.545499824 [Report]
>>545499687
there is never a smart nice nature post
Anonymous No.545499834 [Report]
>>545499641
Squats at hyper speed.
Anonymous No.545499847 [Report]
>>545499681
it's at the same time as the CM reset
Anonymous No.545499854 [Report]
>>545499745
>>545499694
she looks at one point like those mirrored game covers it's so fucking funny
Anonymous No.545499970 [Report]
>horse got 7 millions for winning
>jockey got 9 burgers
Anonymous No.545499982 [Report]
>>545499959
>>545499959
>>545499959
Anonymous No.545500089 [Report] >>545500165 >>545500272 >>545500367 >>545500434 >>545500456
>>545497797
Cute penis
Anonymous No.545500165 [Report]
>>545500089
What a twist!
Anonymous No.545500272 [Report]
>>545500089
Anonymous No.545500367 [Report]
>>545500089
LMAO gottem
Anonymous No.545500434 [Report]
>>545500089
>umadachi is a pornhub star
Anonymous No.545500456 [Report]
>>545500089
THERE'S NO WAY
REPOST THIS IN THE NEW THREAD
Anonymous No.545500625 [Report]
>>545483324
someone post the gal oguri pic, you know the one
Anonymous No.545502197 [Report]
My club has a danchou mandated No Nut November fanrun month, so we got no pics this week. I'm saving it up to explode on december 1st when danchou drops some new content on OF