Thread 941458148

G/fur

>>941458148 (OP)
monke

>>941458009
Well you will have to settle on either human cock or actual deer cock since anthropomorphic deer do not exist.

Goodnight.

>>941458227
I'm an active bottom with an active imagination.

>>941458490
I'm also an active bottom, but I have no imagination. I just stick to rather large human cock to put in my ass and mouth.

>>941458578
I just stick to and put large dick to crazy.

>>941458148 (OP)
>>941458217
Why are monkeys so sexy?

>>941458792
I don't speak Swedish.

>>941458925
They call Batman "leather rag"

>>941458925
I speak the international language of the French kiss.

>>941458993
Barbarians

>>941459046
And who is it you speak this language with?

>>941458305
Goodnight snarf

>>941436507
You're more muscular than me I'd be the pink one

>>941459071
The honey-tongued.

>>941459650
And who might that be?

>>941459674
Most recently? I kissed my roommate earlier today during sex.

>>941459754
I don't know if I could live with someone I was fucking. Because if I were I'd fuck them constantly and not get anything else done.

>>941459859
That seems to be an unfortunate state of affairs, given cohabitation is common among coupled humans.

>>941459876
I'm not coupled with anyone. I'm a free agent, able to fuck whoever I want.

>>941459943
Well, except your roommate.

>>941459979
I don't have a roommate. I live alone. Men come over to my place and fuck me then leave again.

>>941460006
If I am to believe your accounts across these messages, I must conclude your ass is not among the ones you also fuck.

what do I take energy drink flavor or rounded koolada menthol

>>941460079
No, I do not fuck my own ass. Others fuck my ass. I much prefer it that way. Getting a dominant man with a big dick to wreck my hole is my favorite thing.

>>941460150
What is rounded koolada? Just, like, mint or what?

>>941460174
Koolada is a cooling effect paired well with menthol

I don't know how to react to any of this

>>941459071
I think they prefer the term "scandinavian" now.

>>941460192
And what flavor is energy drink? Like, monster, rockstar, redbull?

>>941460240
redbull

>>941460251
It didn't actually matter what the answer was. Energy drinks are quite disgusting. Go with the menthol.

>>941460275
ok it's going to taste good better than mango koolada

>>941460300
I never understood adding that cooling stuff to flavors other than mint. I choose blueberry lemon and add a ton of extra nicotine to it. I like citrus amd that is the only one with any citrus around here.

>>941458148 (OP)
I'm a woman and I'm not attracted to men with beards

>>941460378
I don't like to much nicotine I get so blurry visioned and foggy in the head
as for flavors I like berries or mint but not to strong mint never tried lemon I might if it's available

>>941460508
I used to smoke 5 packs of nonfiltered cigarettes a day so my tolerance is really quite high.

>>941460569
Highest I've gotten was a pack a day at least I am recovering

Thoughts on Kayla? Bought his socks once and every time I get horny from his art I huff them as a humiliation.

>>941460635
Filtered or non-filtered?

>>941460774
mostly filtered sometimes I rolled my own

>>941460738
absolutely goated artist

>>941460738
I guess you are the type of person that will do anything to feel superior

>>941460792
I used to roll my own cigarettes, but the quality of rolling tobacco dropped off significantly and ironically the price significantly rose.

>>941460794
Yes
>>941460819
You think hugging a guy's socks to humble myself to a superior means that?

>>941460958
It's like 15 dollars a pack here

>>941461257
I meant the other way around you bought the sock off the artist to ''humiliate'' the artist

>>941461427
Nah. I bought to worship his sock

>>941461427
For loose leaf? Back when I first rolled my own cigarettes they were about five dollars for a pouch, and the tobacco was really nice. Then the tobacco became shit, all dry and would crumble to powder immediately and the price went up to about 12 dollars. It was pretty bad.

>>941461508
>>941461532
I have to go got stuff to do bye

>>941461740
You need to be 18 to post here

>>941461740
Stuff? What kind of stuff? Mysterious stuff? Leaving hidden messages in mailboxes at out of the way abandoned eatates for clandestine governmental agencies?

>>941461942
You're such a pedo for you to instantly assume I am under 18

>>941462204
I have to go do none of your business

>>941462765
Oh ho ho. You are meeting a man eh? Well good for you.

>>941462765
It's just the way you carry yourself and your IQ.

>>941458148 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>941462935
Maybe, maybe not.

>>941462954
Wow you deduced my IQ by 4 replies… genius you are..

>>941463076
That is a yes, Mav. Don't play coy with me.

>>941463854
I’m not playing coy with you it might be a bust or a win I don’t know how to act on those apps

>>941464085
Well, a win would be him busting in you, right?

>>941464155
Seems like he is being busted in

>>941464319
Oh. I thought you were a little bottom boy.

>>941464345
I have a big pp would be a waste not using it

>>941464421
This is true and, given your predilictions for dressing in lingerie, quite hot.

>>941464462
I won the genetic lottery high intellect look good big penis -the schizo part


https://youtube.com/shorts/ikllVKppHRE?si=pw-eANb6nQn9Ocpt

>>941464535
The schizo part not such a good thing. I think I won the genetic lottery in terms of I am quite ruggedly handsome and unkillable.

Hooba

hi its tuesday111

Oh my goodness gracious, it's Grape.

I took time off of my busy schedule for a driveby howdy
how are tings?

Not bad at all, and how are things with you?

>>941468783
doin ok
livin the dream
I got a new job at as a signage manager at a different con now, so I am finally getting paid for my services
now if only i could find the same thing but full time and all year round i can give up the mechanic gig forever

>>941468977
What is a sinage manager and what kind of convention?

>>941468977
i've been working on a game engine for a while now, and i've been having some trouble with getting it to work properly.

bump

>>941469268
Furry convention, basically I'm just in charge of sign placement and what they will be / putting them together with artist assets n stuff, so a graphic design aspect to it which is great for mee

>>941469421
what engine are you working with?

>>941460157
There is more wreckage if you fuck your ass together.

Pick me up and rail me

Hm

>>941476338
Hmmm

I railed myself cross-country once. Transcontinental lines are beautiful.

Is it gay if he's just sucking his own cock?

>>941476528
Yes

>>941477929
Hmm

>>941476129
Gay.

>grape in thread
All time low for the threads.

Wow

Raisins

>>941479132
It can always get worse.

>>941481598
Mmm yes

Hoobs.

Hoobs

Hooves

>>941479132
>this fucking guy again

>>941483918
Hoeven

Gegn

>>941484161
You'd think I'd have a murrsuit by now.

>>941488768
hooba

>>941489054
Stop kissing hoobers.

>>941489171
never did

>>941489186
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to, but I'll try to answer your question.

The game you're referring to is called Rainbow Six: Siege. It's a tactical shooter game that focuses on teamwork and strategy

donk donk

>>941495443
>>941495470
>>941495655
dat ass blown out

>>941495749
lol

>>941495808
He def not gonna be able to hold himself from pooping in a few years

>>941495917
He’ll do butthole exercises.

>>941495917
I can't hold myself from pooping now.

That has nothing to do with the state of my asshole. I just forget to not shit myself from time to time.

>>941496628
ok poop monster

>>941479979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmPehlHK3w

>>941496628
I don’t even know how you could do that.

>>941496688
Shitenstein

>>941496751
Return to Castle Shitenstein

>>941496695
It was not delicate, to put it lightly.

>>941496859
At least it's not early Wittgenstein.

>>941485421

oh, I'm sorry, I thought you had the balls to say something instead of hiding behind your retards in North Carolina. My mistake.

>>941497303
That’s wild.

We had to put the dog down today.

>>941498007
sorry to hear that Snarf
losing a pet is tough
we had to put our dog down a few months ago
sometimes I still expect her to come to the door all excited when we get back from somewhere

>>941498007
Mochi nooooooo

>>941498007
Sorry Snarf.

>>941498125
>>941498170
>>941498324
Thank you.

>>941498425
Yeah. Been through it too. Fortunately for me I am good at moving beyond it once it’s over, and the hardest part I think is what’s before. I know that may not be the same for everyone.

>>941498125
I'm wishing you the best. That new normal is always so jarring.

tum

>>941499762
thanks
I'm coping with it better than my mom is
I told everyone give it 6 months and she'll want a new dog
only took her 3

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
...

Good evening.

>>941496690
classic

>>941501296
My worst evenings make all things odd.

Goodnight.

>>941503031
Grief is hard. I wish you the best through it.

>>941502461
Odd in what way?

>>941504019
Insofar as the worst way to make things even is to make all things odd.

>>941504678
Why make them odd at all?

>>941461532
Did you area go through the "cigarette rolling shop" fad for a couple of years, maybe 5 to 8 years ago?

Basically, the shop would have rolling machines. You would buy the filters/tubes, rent time on the machines, and I think you had to BYO tobacco. The attraction was that it was cheaper than buying ready-made packs.

They lasted a couple of years here before either the state or the feds decided that they were "cigarette manufacturers", and had to pay all the taxes that go into ready-made packs.

>>941505085
No, and even before that Texas passed a tax law on loose leaf cigarette tobacco making it far more expensive than regular prerolled cigarettes. A lot of tobacconissd, at least around here, tried to skirt it by not chopping the tobacco as finely and claiming it was meant for pipes, but that itself didn't last long.

>>941504705
Law of excluded middle. All natural numbers which are not even are odd.

>>941498007
I'm sorry snarf :( rip mochi

>>941505238
I guess you don't live close enough to New Mexico, Oklahoma, or Louisiana to make smuggling it in a viable proposition. >_>

>>941505245
I'm more interested in unnatural and forbidden numbers.

>>941505381
No, I live in Central Texas. About 8 hours to El Paso, 6 hours to Louisiana, and 5 and a half to Oklahoma. Besides, I don't smoke cigarettes anymore. Like Dylan, I went electric.

>>941505602
Judas! :D

>>941505737
It is far cheaper, allows me to get my nicotine, and has actually been beneficial in so far as I no longer spend October to March with a lung infection and bronchitis like I used to. Vaping isn't healthy, but it is better than actually smoking.

Well, yeah. If you're gonna be hooked on nicotine, vaping is a better way to get it.

>>941505999
I am hooked on nicotine. Keeps me calm. I started smoking years and years ago because it was a requirement for my major in college.

>>941506113
Queer studies? Lots of lived experience sucking fags in those walls.

>>941506296
Painting, actually. Though I have sucked a lot of dick in my time.

>>941506113
Required? Theater/drama?

I think my dad might have smoked in high school. He told me for sure that he smoked in the Army. He explained that "smoke 'em if you got 'em" meant that if you had cigarettes, you could take a break and smoke one - but if you *didn't* have any, you were supposed to keep working! So the choice was obvious.

>>941506321
I dunno, that sounds like the gayest study.

>>941506343
Fine arts with an emphasis in painting. All the art students smoked. It was a good way to step put and rest the eyes so you could return to your painting and progress in it.

>>941506381
That would be theater. Most of the art students were straight. I was the only homo in my classes when I was a painting major. Before that I was an animation major and there were a few of us in those classes that were queer.

>>941506506
Huh, I guess that makes sense.

I majored in engineering and I can only remember one or two guys that smoked, out of a few dozen. Of course, that was well into the "smoking is bad, mmkay?" era.

>>941506506
I nude modeled for one of the courses once upon in undergrad. They seemed excited to have anyone not old.

>>941506616
I am not so old as to have lived before the smoking is bad era. That started even before I was born and by the time I was four they had already banned cigarettes in bars, restaurants, and airplanes. Part of it, I think at least, was that it also made us art students feel edgy and cool.

>>941506652
We got a couple of folks in their 20s who looked good but they were few and far between. Mostly it was old hippies, long grey hair, full bush, hairy pits. It takes a special type to want to stand naked in front of a class full of people intently studying your body.

>>941506782
When I was a little kid, you could still smoke in restaurants. Presumably bars too, although I wasn't old enough to go. Airplanes, I don't remember so much - I didn't take many plane trips.

>>941506850
I remember it quite clearly the banning. Second hand smoke they said, which, to my small child's brain, I didn't really understand. My mom was all for the ban, she hated smoking and refused to let us smoke at her house (outside) as adults for many years.

>>941506782
I was a sex worker in my teens and am an academic in my 30s, so it was a great intermediate step in my career, if only symbolically.

>>941506925
I remember going to restaurants where they asked if you wanted to sit in smoking or non-smoking. Usually there wasn't a wall or anything though - just slightly less likely to be sitting in smoke, if you picked non-smoking.

Dad had quit smoking before I was born, but I remember him bringing his briefcase home from work and it smelled like smoke. A couple of weekends a year, he would go in on Saturday to work, and I'd go with him. I remember the big electrostatic air filter machine in the lunch room.

Smokes also got more expensive. I remember Marlboros being like $2.50 a pack when I was in high school. Now they're like $9, which is twice what inflation would be.

im gay

>>941507027
I have never been a sex worker, too dangerous, too many unscrupulous people. I have also never been an academic, too many elitists. I am very happy and comfortable among the workers of the world.

>>941507099
Oddly enough my father didn't start smoking until I was in middle school. Started with a pipe and he'd get nice cherry tobacco, that evolved to clove cigarettes, then to menthol cigarettes. He eventually moved to vaping and now he does one of those pure nicotine inhalers they make for people to quit smoking.

>>941507109
Me too.

>>941507160
waiting for penis and gay kisses like this

>>941507160
So you drove him to smoking, eh?

You could smoke at the baseball game when I was a kid, too. If a guy had a pipe or a good quality cigar, it was actually kinda nice to smell it, since you weren't stuck in a room with it.

>>941507254
No, he smoked in the air force and had a couple of really nice pipes. One was made of meerschaum and had never been smoked another was a really nice briar pipe. He had them since the late 70s. My father started smoking in the early 2000s after 9/11. He was a government employee who was an information security specialist so he was under a fiar bit of stress in the early years of the War on Terror. I have never been to a sporting event so I don't knkw if they allowed smoking at them. I sometimes think about going and getting some really nice cigars to smoke occasionally. I always enjoyed a good cigar.

>>941507188
I don't really do a lot of kissing and the way I wait for cock is face down ass up.

>>941507374
TWAT* affected us all, I guess.

Never been to a sportsball game? Wow. I mean, sure, you're watching a bunch of millionaires play with a ball, in a building given to them for free by the government, but I'm surprised you've never been.

On the other hand, I grew up in a town with at least a baseball team. If you grew up in the sticks it might make more sense.

*The War Against Terror

Six more days and my second attempt at hot sauce will be ready to blend and filter. I upped the onion and garlic content, tried a different vinegar, tried a mix of different fresh chilis (habanero and serranos) and dried ghost peppers/Carolina reapers, and kept out the bell pepper to hopefully reduce the sweetness. I also upped the salt content slightly and used whole pepper corns instead of ground peppercorns.

>>941507514
It did, though what really concerned my father was that at one point there was discussions of him being sent to the Middle East in the early phase of the ground war.

I did grow up in a small town in the middle of the desert. We were relatively close to a small city that had a minor league baseball team, but we never attended any games at their stadium. My father wasn't a sports guy at all and only watched The Superbowl, my mother wasn't interested in any sports other than football and tennis.

>>941507374
should start doing that
just waiting for guys with my ass in the air
seems like a fair deal to me

They have a cave troll

Never want hell Gimli. RUN

>>941507686
It helps get me in that "being used as nothing more than a hole to nut in" mindset, which is what I really want.

>>941507662
Yow. I never had to deal with anything like that.

The closest I got was that at one point, Dad's corpo job sounded like they were going to transfer him to Utah. Looking back at it, I'm glad that didn't happen. I has teh big ghey, and whatever problems I had coming to terms with that where I was, it would have been 10x worse in Utah.

We lived like 15 miles from the ball park, so when I was a kid, we went once or twice a year. (It didn't hurt that during the week, the cheap seats were like $4.) Sometimes there would be a school event that would have a night at the ball park.

Later on, when I was in high school, a guy at my Dad's work had 2 season tickets, and sometimes he'd give them to Dad. This is what I remember the cigars from.

>>941507805
thats pretty based
in the mood to have my ass wrecked then cuddled and taken care of after

>>941458148 (OP)
kill yourself fucking furfag

>>941507834
We he never ended up getting sent. I don't think any of the civilians from that AFB were sent overseas.

I grew up in a small conservative desert town. I literally only knew two gay kids. One of whom moved away (and who I later lost my virginity to when he came back to visit his family and we ran into each other at a party) and one whom I was actually friends with in high school. Growing up in such an environment made it so that I stayed in the closet for quite awhile and even now that I am "out" I am still very guarded. I live in one kf the gayest cities in the south amd certainly the gayest in Texas, we have a huge prode festival every year, but because of my childhood I have never ever gone.

Besides the minor league team the only other kinds of sports teams we had were, like, high school sports teams. And I never went to those.

>>941507882
That's one of the reasons I think that my fuck buddies really like fucking me. Besides having a really nice ass that you can absolutely obliterate, I have no want or desire for cuddling or aftercare. Fuck me like I'm a worthless slut until you nut inside then pull out and leave. It's awesome.

>>941508315
lol thats kind of hot
I am an attention whore so cuddles at some point are required
I dont have the juicy plappable ass but I do have breedable hips so that is my selling point atm

>>941508339
I'm not an attention whore, just a cum slut. I will say that my main fuck buddy is obsessed with my ass and absolutely loves to eat me out before he fucks me. He basically will make out with my hole for as long as his jaw can take it before he finally slips his cock inside. I do quite like that. Another fuck buddy says I have the best ass in the city and will get super verbal and call me names and stuff while he's pounding me as hard as he can.

>>941508424
lol way to flex
I do love munching some ass though, tasty AND lewd, eating booty is a profession for me
ill be a common whore when I need to be a common whore, I just need extra love here and there
got my cheeks plapped for the first time last year and I couldnt stop letting out little yelps, loved it 10/10, need to do that more often

>>941508478
If the ass is really cute I can't help myself and will eat and fuck it, but that is so rare that I am virtually 100% a bottom. Which is great for the tops in the area given how nice my ass is. Big, shapely, can take huge dick with ease while remaining pretty tight, and can take a very hard pounding. I only feel the need for cuddling and kissing when I have a boyfirend, otherwise it's like, don't touch me any more than like, grabbing my hips/shoulders, pulling my hair, or smacking my ass. I have made put with my main fuck buddy a couple times, which I'm okay with because he is hella cute.

>>941508315
There was one other guy that I was pretty sure was gay in high school. He was a couple of years younger than me. He went out for cheer squad, at a time when guys Didn't Do That. I didn't get seriously into teh ghey until I went to college and got access to the Internet. :D

My city has probably an average-for-a-midsize-city Pride festival. I finally got up the courage to go in 2023. I haven't gone since, because reasons.

I went to the high school sports games when I was in high school (it was something to do), but not after that.

>>941508579
Besides those two and myself (who was at the time still deep in the closet) any other kid who was even thought to be gay got the shit kicked out of them. We had groups of students that used to go around and beat up anyone even suspected of being homosexuals. And we had quite a few openly nazi kids with sporting the swastikas and shit.

I have never been to a pride event but I don't like crowds. And ever since I got sober I can stand them even less.

Only the preppy kids used to go to the sporting events. Us broke kids and weirdo punk types stayed away from them.

>>941508567
I dont really know what I am considering I have basically no experience, but bottoming was really fun... hoping one of these days I get fucked mercilessly but thatll have to wait until I find someone who I like, I dont just fuck to fuck. For me, every booty gets munched, spread open like the red sea and eaten till I cant no more
same if it applies to me, someone eat my ass I beg and plead

>>941508685
It was probably possible to get your ass kicked for being gay when I was in high school, but what I think was more likely is that you'd just get shunned by everyone. We didn't have the Nazis, either.

I went to Pride in the evening, long enough to wander around the vendor tents, and watch the free concert. I remember two guys in pup hoods and harnesses that I thought looked good, but I didn't talk to them. I have a long-term boyfriend, so it didn't feel right. (He wasn't there - I think he had to work that night.)

I went to the sports, but I also hung out with the trench-coat types in high school. (Before Columbine, so trench coats weren't seen as a big deal.) I was academically good, but socially not so much, so I kind of fit in with the misfits, if that makes sense.

>>941508747
Topping is fine, but my ass is my main sex organ. You show me a guy with a dominant personality and a big dick and I become a complete submissive bitch for him. I am more selective these days about who I fuck, but I used to fuck anybody who wanted to. I am more like that when it comes to sucking cock. I love sucking cock and even if a guy doesn't have a huge dick so long as it isn't, like, mangled (I have seen a few dicks that like, looked completely fucked up, almost like they were caught in a machine and mutilated) I will wrap my lips around it and go to town.

>>941508798
My school still acted like it was the 80s. Being different was seen as a bad thing. The muslim students were especially targeted after 9/11.

Even when I was in a relationship we didn't go to any pride events. Really the only crowds I deal with are when I go to see a musician that I like or when I go to a museum. Other than that I am a complete homebody.

I was considered smart in school even though academically I never really applied myself. Really frustrated all my teachers cause they were like, you do awesome on the tests and can answer questions in class, but you never do your homework or write any essays. I was able to get along with a huge swath of folks but always felt most comfortable around the misfits and weirdos.

>>941508883
I don't think we even *had* any Muslim students in high school.

Oh well. Image limit and my glass is empty, so I'm signing off for the night.

I hope you get some hot guys to nut in you and leave. :)

>>941508952
We had a couple students. We had one girl who had her hijab stolen. Was quite horrible.

See ya round.

There's no end to the amount of guys who want to throw a nut in me. There's one guy who I've fucked a couple times, his cock is massive. 9" long and hella thick who goes absolutely wild in my ass, wish he'd use me a lot more, but our schedules are very different.

>>941508883
I need to try topping more. Should buy a ring or something cuz last time I did didnt really go as well as I thought it would?? bottoming was a whole lot more fun for me, at least so far
I guess that makes me super gay

>>941509155
What do you mean didn't go as well as you thought it would? Like, you busted fast or couldn't stay hard? Nah, if bottoming makes you super gay then I'd be one of the gayest guys in the thread. But most people, when they see me, assume I'm straight. I'm intimidating looking, some even think I am frightening. I'm a big bear of a man who has crazy eyes, long unkempt hair, and a thick beard. Like a mountain hobo from the 19th century.

hooba

>>941509206
I'm a furry, and I hate furries.
I'm a furry, and I hate furries.
I'm a furry, and I hate furries.
I'm a furry, and I hate furries.

>>941510110
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>>941458148 (OP)
i think you're overestimating how much people care about how their body smells. i'm not saying it doesn't matter, but i think you're underestimating how much we ignore it.