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"I, SISSYtler-sama, JOBBER of the Second World War, humbly kneel to:
Churchill-sama, british prime minister and my master.
Stalin-sama, my one and only true love and other master.
Oppenheimer-sama, whose Jewish science proved to be stronger than my entire wehrmacht.
Antonescu-sama, whose without oil I wouldn't even be able to wage a war at all.
Harris-sama, who bombed the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to whining about war crimes almost as much as I am attracted to commiting them.
Röhm-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.
Mannerheim-sama, who blow cigar smoke right into my face on purpose (I'm so glad he did that).
USSR, who easily manhandled me during 1941 despite it being 5v1
Poland, who my generals warned me about and who I couldn't even beat without the help of my beloved master, Stalin-sama.
USA, whose years-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Stalin-sama can't compare.
Italy, whose I was too scared to save Mussolini from.
France, who gave me W out of pity.
East Germany, for it has my DNA AS WELL AS the superior slavic genes of my soviet MASTERS."
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