/r9k/ - ROBOT9001

>Ive never been loved!

Fucking lying retard foid. NO WOMAN ON EARTH HAS EVER not been loved. Men literally bend over backwards for you. Men literally have died in wars for you. Men will literally fight each other amd sometimes KILL OTHER MEN for you: you CANNOT BE A WOMAN AND NOT BE LOVED. You are loved from the fact you have a pussy. Men will always love you.


Btw I know you are exaggerating and lying. You never been flirted with or sought after by chad or chadlites? You must have at least once. If so that basically makes your life 10x better than any incel. Incels NEVER got ANYTHING from a woman. Stop pretending like the only guys interested in you are crackheads. I bet you piqued the interest of hundreds of attractive men in your life.

So dear foids: stop lying. You want to seem SAD and DEPRESSED and LONELY like us when you are anything but. You are the most desired people in society. You will NEVER EVER suffer because of it.

Does anyone else wish they were a girl like picrelated just for a little bit? Like I would want to just be in an alternate reality or in a hyper realistic vr environment where Im a girl like picrelated just for a week and I get to basically have a harem of dudes who simp fir me, buy me gifts, give me sex whenever I want, etc. being a woman is living life on easy mode as we know, so I dont think Im a tranny or anything for thinking about this. I think it would just be a nice escapism.

Should I get into Wizard101 again? Haven't played it since I was a little kid and I saw commercials for it on Nickelodeon. They just came out with a console version.

After having lurked this board as a tourist for about a week I fully understand femcels that hate men.
t. wizard

are u taller than me?
*sigh* you lucky

ok be honest anon, do you prefer flat young girls or busty older women? (i know tatsumaki is older)

My friends keep calling me a pet name after they found out I'm a bottom.

I'm aroused and embarrassed at the same time.

i feel 100x better now im just eating very little and drinking caffeine all the tiem

hi robots i wanted to vent a lil

im in my early 30s and i feel im fucking up my life

when i was in hs i used to go to clubs and parties and i used to approach women ('hey would you give me a kiss') and some said yea (a lot said no too) and i just didn't care i was carefree and happy

then after hs i became kind of a neet, playing vidya and watching porn
i did get a degree and then a job and got my own place and stuff towards my mid-late 20s

i visited a lot of whores during this time, maybe around 50 thinking it'd help me talk to women, so i tried tinder and i got a few matches but i fumbled them because i just don't know how to be normal (one girl said 'do you only talk about movies?')

during covid i kinda started watching sissy hypno vids and i also installed grindr and got drunk and sucked a few cocks during this time, it felt good because it's validation and it made me feel attractive but it's not healthy for me

so now im trying to go back to being kind of straight and carefree again but idk how to go about it

thank u for reading!

Birthday Treat. Currently drinking. How's your day robots?

If I had a female clone version of myself I would fuck the shit out of her

Why are you so sex negative, fembots?

Why am I so, so gay?

>took antihistamines to get to sleep
>woke up with the worst body zaps and apathetic mindset I have had in years
Weed psychosis feels better than this bullshit. I only took 50mg and I feel like I just got blasted with pure death.

I think a lot of us have suffered from group induction and have come to resent socialization because of it. We've been exposed to cowardly, shit-eating people and it's colored our perception black because we take on their emotional state.

I'm male and weigh 260 pounds at 5'6"

After about a week of no contact, this girl (she broke up with me on 10/4), after stalking all of my usual locations, found me at the library at 1:30 in the morning this most recent Sunday.

She'd had a week long crash out apparently. She'd been crying, hadn't gone to class, canceled a trip to Chicago, just was going through it in my absence. I knew the play here would be to go back to my place, but she said she couldn't because her roommate has her location and would give her hell for it (her roommate has serious mental issues and hates me despite not knowing me). I should've done the "Well, it's been a long night" thing, but I didn't. My mistake, but I thought that the extenuating circumstances here were such that straying from the path was acceptable. I suspect it was not.

Anyway, we went out to a fast food joint, made out in her car, walked around a parking lot, and had a great time. I told her I was indifferent as to whether we got back together or not because, while I do want to make this work, I had a great time with her while we were together and I'll cherish the memories even if she decides she wants to stay broken up. If you ask me, the whole night was great. Like an 8 or 9 out of 10. My only error (that I can see) was that when she brought up the fair that was in town, I suggested we could go. She said that'd be "backsliding" and I dropped it. At about 5:30 that morning, she dropped me back off at my car and we went our separate ways.

It's now Wednesday morning, and I haven't heard from her since. I haven't called or texted because as I understand it we aren't back together and the no contact rule still applies. My questions are these: Why haven't I heard from her? What's she thinking right now? If/When she does reach back out, what's the play generally and what specifically should I do if she brings up the location thing again? Thank you

Has there ever been an ass which was too fat?
I have yet to see one.

Would you rather have sex with any woman in the world but 10 years from now become a blind, deaf, mute limbless human nugget for the rest of your life or would you rather die as an incel in your current life trajectory?

Stop looking at women like that.

Feminism is institutionalized bullying. Governmental policy is to bully men. Oh but if you an hero over it thats your fault, you weak little manlet.

With each passing generations men get a little bit weaker, while women get a little bit stronger. How much time do we have till we reach parity?

why is chad so mean?

Is anyone else here just not attracted to most girls? I'd consider myself very picky.

>my ex added me
>but I won't talk to her
>I talked to my ex
>but I won't meet her
>I met my ex
>but I won't kiss her
>I kissed my ex
>but I won't have sex with her
>I'm having sex with my ex
>but I won't finish inside
>I'll have to buy the morning-after pill
>but I won't take long
>okay, the bank gave an error and I'll have to get the money
>okay, I've been at the bank for an hour to withdraw the money to buy the medicine

For my ex? No, for my girlfriend.

>be her
>femcel
>morbidly obese
>neet
>posts her ugly fat body
>acquires 100 simps in one day and probably has a bodycount of 50 now
So basically there is no such thing as a femcel. You just post yourself on r9k and acquire 100 simps. Yawn. More proof women dont have any real problems in their lives

>yet another girl I turned down because I'm solely into femboys and trans girls now
>femboys and trans girls intimidated by me being a ripped black guy and only date complete dorks or nerds who don't take care of themselves
None of you incels know suffering like I do.

I will never go to therapy

it ain't easy being a pegcel

well at least the girl is cute

>ITS HAPPENING, THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING

these people should be lined up and executed

AHA IM BACK!

>At work
>learn something new there
>I am neuronal slow, meaning i need more time than others when i learn something new
>next to me 2 colleagues screaming autistically at me
>i dont do it properly + dont do it the way they do it for my first try
>They make fun of me the entire workshift
>lmao

I get that this is a eurocentric site but it saddens me how many black people here (also some brown people) participate in hatred of their own race. I don't mean black people who don't fall into the ghetto stereotype, I mean black people who expressively hate their own race because of issues within the black community (tons of ghetto types act like this). What does one gain from selling their own out? Whites need not reply

Do you have a meal that you feel sentimental about?
Back in high school, I was working late nights while also studying, and picrel became basically all I ate. It continued to be my favorite food into my 20s, even after I learned to cook. A toasted bagel with peanut butter, banana, cinnamon and honey. They make me feel so nostalgic. I'm having one right now with cup of coffee on a cold night and it makes me happy.

you get to have all the godly sex with hot girls daily at your will for the rest of your life
BUT
you have to give up one of the five senses

which one would you give up

What's it like having a gf with big juicy honkers and a fat ass?

>Go on the internet
>Find like-minded folks who love me for me
>Shared interest in almost everything, we laugh we joke we have fun together
>Go offline/IRL
>No one likes me; even my family calls me ugly
>No one shares my interest whatsoever, my jokes fall flat and no one laughs
Fuck reality, fuck this place, fuck everything and everyone

Owning real estate has to be most op thing in current times. You don't have to build anything , create anything bjt buy existing properties then hold them until their prices rise or use it as a passive income source.

I was on here a couple days ago and there was a thread about natural breast growth. I'm a femanon whose boobs are a bit bigger than average for my weight and build (5'3", 115 lbs, small D cup) but my breast shape isn't what it could be due to binding. I never took T, but my binder caused my breasts to look a bit sagging than they could be.

I've got a boyfriend now and I've made peace with being a woman. I also want BIG round boobs. Like prime Alexandra Daddario or even bigger.

The thread had screencaps, a PDF (if I recall correctly), and links to sites. I would deeply appreciate all of it.

why are asian guys making it seem like EVERY asian girl is going for white guys?

seriously, asian guys are doing fine. most asian girls only date within their race.

do not worry ricebros. interracial only happens when asian girls give up after YEARS of not having any asian guy approaching them.

simply talk to them, they're DESPERATE for an asian guy.

Straightcels CANNOT imagine the suffering us gaycels go through with every fucking guy you meet saying "I'm gay too, bro" and then you see that they exclusively date only the femmiest femboys that are practically indistinguishable from women what the FUCK is their problem

>wake up feeling like I could need another hour or two of sleep
>another day another euro while being depressed
>get out of bed for a coffee n cig
>make my bed
>breakfast together with parents
>mom suggest we go out for a new microwave after we are back from work
>our over a decade old one died recently
>be like n0 thanks
>we can order one on amazon for a better price
>plus I wouldn't run risk to comfort shop a switch2
>need to save up my monas
>plus I want the future animal crossing edition in a year or two
>change into work clothes
>leave4work
>try to remember my (past) vacation to not be too hopeless
>still prefer if I could just die n sleep right now
>I hate being currently alive
>at work
>time for a coffee n cig this soon already

Just had a good coom, now I'm hungry. Advise me.
Afterwards I might watch some lets play and relax, play some rpgmaker slop or get back to horny stuff

my 18 y.o. virgin natural blonde blue eyed freckle gf is constantly sending me hearts and asking when she can spend the night again, but I realise I'm utterly not attracted to her. what do I do? I don't want to make her cry

>the (almost) eternal nofap: day 03
The urges are still weak, I can keep going

I have a crush on the tramp
If only men this adorable and sweet existed irl

foid foid foid foid foid foid foid

im expecting you three to move in with me and change your last name to mine once i get the gig