/r9k/ - 4chan Archive
Thread 82051233 Archived
Currently accepting gf applications, ladies apply within
Thread 82050014 Archived
>moids walk around like they don't LITERALLY have a fag button inside their butts that instantly turns them into whimpering, moaning sissies when pressed and makes them insta-nut
Why are they so path...
Thread 82051526 Archived
If you don't have a trust fund worth millions for each of your children, then you're evil for condemning them to a life of wage slavery or being a broke NEET
Thread 82051445 Archived
Even if I was a 7/10 normie, I don't think I could ever be in a relationship, here are my standards:
>Be thin
>Be kind
>Be a loyal
>Be a virgin
>Don't be a retarded disgusting degenerate
Unfortunatel...
If you are a femcel, you should date me Archived
(And you aren't a real femcel if you won't)
Its fucked up that females have dating so much easier than men and won't do anything to make things more fair and equal. Females should settle for me and d...
Thread 82051044 Archived
Do you think you could survive a prehistoric hunt?
Thread 82051483 Archived
Why don't you simply settle for a brown gf (male)?
How to overcome my Internet addiction? Archived
I'm a 4th-year college student and I'm supposed to be graduating soon, but I still have 3 exams to retake this summer.
Problem is that I've spent the entire month playing video games and shitposting ...
Thread 82051462 Archived
It really is this easy ladies. I just said I was female on a game of tetris.
Thread 82050421 Archived
Hey you, How are you feeling?
I fucking hate myself Archived
When I'm alone I'm fine but placed next to literally anyone else my age it becomes immediately obvious that I am intellectually disabled. Like I'm legit stupid as fuck. Everyone is so much more functi...
Thread 82051397 Archived
does buttsize matter?
Thread 82048463 Archived
Are there any women who are both sub and have a preference for younger guys?
Thread 82050029 Archived
this summer, the temperature in my country is 40 degrees celsius every day
(imagine, 40 degrees is like being in a sauna)
all the couples are going on vacation.
they're all going to jeju island, the p...
Thread 82049402 Archived
Theres gotta be something beyond this materialisic hedonistic place, right?
Thread 82051385 Archived
>you shut your mouth
>how can you say
>i go about things the wrong way
>i am human and I need to be loved
>just like everybody else does
our boys are angry.
they are distributed.
they are dispersed.
t...
Thread 82050536 Archived
You don't need a bed.
Thread 82050718 Archived
after japan expels the undesirables. there should be a white clan instilled somewhere in japan just incase europe falls.
Thread 82050894 Archived
what if you switched someone's vape juice with fart spray liquid?
Thread 82050580 Archived
i think. i'm not interesting person
Thread 82051289 Archived
yes i'd like to report a murder or a dead body or something
Thread 82049516 Archived
Stop ignoring the signs girls give you. They're just as lonely and desperate for true love
They dream of marriage and kids. They are trying everything they can to finally get your "hi".
>why won't sh...
Thread 82049729 Archived
Bazina
How much would my life improved if I uninstalled both of these apps? Archived
For one, my only source social interactions and 5+ year relationships would disappear and I would have to start from scratch. I rarely newer games outside of the same live service one but it's nice to...
No girl liked me in high school Archived
Every day, I tell myself that there is a parallel universe where I didn't miss out on teenage love, where I am handsome, and where a girl can love me without hypergamy. She would be faithful and selfl...
Thread 82050104 Archived
making friends as an adult is harder than getting a gf
all the guys are either busy trying to find a gf or busy being with their gf
Im curious, what type of music do robots listen to? (genre, specific artists, anything!) Archived
im into alot of extreme metal, rock, and Vocaloid songs!! so ive always wondered what other robots listen to !!
Thread 82050578 Archived
All the simps here really need to reevaluate their lives because this is just too sad, even by r9k standards. Why are you simping for someone who's neither a female nor attractive?
Mind Rape Archived
Another day
Another kill yourself fuck you
Thread 82049777 Archived
I rly like Chainsaw man
Its rly fun
Also I like aki
Hes very cool
What do u think
:3
Chew
Thread 82051120 Archived
why do SO MANY PEOPLE victim blame?
Thread 82050385 Archived
ive decided a time and place when im going to kill myself. i cant do this anymore, i cant take this, i need to make it stop i hate these bodies, this earth, i cant handle this anymore, im killing myse...
Thread 82050779 Archived
The male plight is self-inflicted. All of their problems come from being stacysexual. Male loneliness? Being stacysexual and not settling. Bad relationships/experiences with women? Being stacysexual. ...
Thread 82051036 Archived
If you got a good sideways bite on someone's throat, I wonder if you could bite as a hard as you can & start shaking and pulling your head to rip out a good chunk.
I've thought about this move in a f...
Thread 82050986 Archived
oh...
my...
god...
how does she pull such a large crowd of people at EVERY one of her concerts
shes like... the most popular singer, like ever
and stuff
Thread 82051024 Archived
I have an uncle who's in his sixties, and he doesn't have any kind of internet whatsoever.
I could understand if he were 80. I feel like you have to go out of your way to avoid it if you're below tha...
Thread 82049135 Archived
It feels like there's nothing to do on the internet anymore
Mature love thread Archived
Unfortunately the previous thread got deleted so ime use some massking here
lots of underachieving guys thend to date "mirrors" (22 and 16 for example or 20 and 14)
Should I do it? Im an neet incel
>...
Thread 82050473 Archived
I like games that let me play as a cute furry. Pic unrelated, khajiits look horrible in Skyrim
Thread 82050053 Archived
How many of you here are actually just cowards. I had a revelation tonight. I'm a an authentic coward. This is the only thing hat has stopped me my entire life. How did I become a coward? I really cou...
Thread 82050604 Archived
this is your reminder to stop looking at your phone
if she wanted to call you she would have already done it by now
Thread 82050736 Archived
should i tell my bf i've attempted suicide
No pedo maxxing Archived
I heard lots of underachieving guys thend to date minors (22 and 16 for example or 20 and 14)
Should I do it? Im an neet incel
My left wing female friend says its bad and to use tinder
My mom encour...
Thread 82049904 Archived
How do I threat-maxx as a black robot?
Thread 82049873 Archived
>Europeans will do this and see nothing wrong with it
Thread 82049969 Archived
Western life today, far removed from Christian law and a holy people who fear God, no longer offers any purpose, only distraction; no honor, only spectacle. It enshrines fantasies as virtue, selfishne...
Thread 82050835 Archived
We men betrayed women. But I don't know how to be better. Let this be the cross im crucified on.
Thread 82050829 Archived
>fart pranks aren't funn-
https://x.com/i/status/1939478917615677753
im laughing my ass off
Thread 82049134 Archived
do you guys feel nothing towards overly attractive women? ,well i do because i know i have absolutely no chances with them so i just pretend they don't exist and move on, they probably think the same ...
Daily Salvation Thread Archived
>God will never leave me not forsake me
And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.
https://youtu.be/XZnrwvIYmuk?feature=shared
Thread 82048152 Archived
I think maybe I will go to Dick's Sporting Goods tomorrow because I saw a cute black girl working there 3 months ago, need anything?
Thread 82050596 Archived
should i smoke some meth tonight?
t. 3 weeks clean
Thread 82050288 Archived
I destroyed my looks with drugs
Im sad
:(
Thread 82049900 Archived
>high inhibition
>idealist (all or nothing mentality)
>lazy
>pessimist
I got a nasty personality trait combo.
Thread 82050705 Archived
How do you socialize if you work from home? Joining clubs or classes feels childish or like it's a product where people just go to do shit and not talk to anyone.
I don't even want to have a girlfriend anymore. Archived
Before, I wasn't happy because I didn't have a girlfriend, but now, even if a beautiful girl cared about me, it wouldn't matter. I would like to be a teenager again just for the sake of it, even if it...
Thread 82050716 Archived
Im not hating on the generation. Im an 05 gen Z boss. Im comparing myself to these quintessential people my age and feel nothing but contempt. They'll never be a boss.
Thread 82050182 Archived
my type of girl but im not near theri type
Thread 82050027 Archived
Thoughts on being able to pick your babies IQ?
Thread 82048563 Archived
>I "grew up" Catholic
>I "grew up" Protestant.
Why do I hear this phrase so much? It seems like most millennials and gen Z stopped being religious and turned from the faith. Why does no one believe a...
Thread 82050592 Archived
>ywn be good enough to be a gay bottom because you're an ugly masculine looking mid 20s guy and not a cute 18 year old twink/trap
Okay which one of you guys was it? Archived
Ethan Klein is scorching Earth going after tankie leftists because someone called CPS to take away his kids.
I can't sleep Archived
and I'm thinking about the incel I flirted with whose 4chan friends told him about me and then he rejected me but he told a whole server I was a "easy body" and it was kind of hot even though he meant...
Thread 82048300 Archived
I want to tie Sydney Sweeny to my bed and tickle all over her body until she squeals
Why are girls so weird about sex? Archived
To most girls, either the sex needs to be extremely rough, dominating, and often kinky in weird ways, or it can be gentle and "loving" but in a weird exaggerated romance novel way where the guy still ...
Thread 82049177 Archived
Any Minnesota robots also being effected by the bad air quality
Moids, the clock is ticking Archived
De novo mutations are genetic mutations which form during gestation (whilst the foetus is developing) that lead to genetic disorders. It is largely based on the father's age, as it has to do with the ...
Thread 82050492 Archived
>FRIDAY
>NO GF
Thread 82050504 Archived
I am so obsessed with internet virgins that if I didn't believe they basically don't exist in real life and that everyone is having sex at my work or on the street that I would believe they were livin...
Thread 82050037 Archived
I like anime art but I hate the following: sexual teasing, White Asian interracial dating, shy submissive women, and anti-American propaganda. What are some anime and manga that doesn't have these? Pi...
No no no no no Archived
WHAT HAVE I DONE
>set foid oven to 325 degrees
>Set timer for 9 months
>Put in my cum
>Cum finished cooking and now it has teeth and hair
What the actual fuck
Thread 82049787 Archived
Why do the feds want me to shoot up a daycare so bad
Thread 82048404 Archived
honestly?
i think leg-locking a moid would fix me
Thread 82049906 Archived
kissing the foid
Thread 82049711 Archived
what are some signs you are dealing with a creepy incel?
when asked what kind of music he likes he responds with
>uhhh i dunno a little bit of everything I guess
Thread 82050290 Archived
I wanna nut in a girl's tight little muffin before I kill myself
Thread 82050407 Archived
>Anybody has an opinion
>My reaction
Thread 82050067 Archived
To Women,
I resent you. I have a problem with the way you approach men and their behavior. I will take the use of pornography as an example. Now, it's becoming more common to view porn as a cause, or...
Thread 82050265 Archived
God dammit i really badly want a mommy trans gf
Please how do I get one
I never felt so happy before talking to them I love them so much like no other man
Thread 82049237 Archived
I just want an irl (not online or dating app) bf that will treat me right and occasionally take me on dates or do nice stuff for and with me. Where do I find this?
Thread 82049589 Archived
How can I get a shy bookish girlfriend who looks like picrel and has never been in any sort of romantic entanglement I am willing to do anything and I do not care about about morality or monetary cost...
Thread 82050293 Archived
I'm so fucked up on ketamine and cocaine that the walls are melting and I see faces in them, well robots what are you doing rn?, me? listening to SIAMES
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lX44CAz-JhU&pp=y...
Thread 82047456 Archived
-Femanon opinion
He is the most handsome white guy i've ever seen.
I totally understand the hype.
talk to the obese ugly retarded smelly rapist NEET girl Archived
who easnnna play rise of nations pls psls
Thread 82049323 Archived
I'm a schizo. Does mental illness give women "the ick"?
Thread 82048705 Archived
As an azn man I am only attracted to beautiful whyte girls
Thread 82049343 Archived
I kind of hate Blue Archive. I've just spent too much time and money to stop playing. I don't want strangers to be fooled by its cute characters and start playing it too, so when I do my gacha "dailie...
Thread 82050332 Archived
>just finished my unemployment insurance application
>literally soul-sucking experience
i dont want to go back to work i want my parents off my ass about getting fired
holy shit being alive sucks
Thread 82050280 Archived
He has a butthole?
Thread 82048452 Archived
i'd like to debate an incel.
Thread 82047256 Archived
Would you drink this stuff
Thread 82050259 Archived
what did god mean when he created psychedelics
i feel like because of them the devil has done nothing but laugh and laugh at me
Thread 82050224 Archived
I'm looking at you but talking to me. I'm talking to me but looking at us. I'm looking at we but talking to you. Reedus, honk. Reedus reedus, honk honk.
Thread 82049512 Archived
Some of u guys r so Old
Like wdym 26...
Thread 82050117 Archived
I have the weekend off from work, what should I do?
Imagine joining the army as a last resort to become a man Archived
Only to end up being the unit's gloryhole and end up with lifelong PTSD. This is just a scenario I made up in my head but getting sodomized in the army isn't that uncommon. I made up this story after ...
Thread 82049891 Archived
going out
thought id post this
oh
my
god
Killing ones self Archived
I'm about to kill myself because i never really could go past my inferiority complex no matter what i did and i'm in my mid twenties now please if you can tell something or anything that would keep me...
Thread 82050130 Archived
Do curvier girls fart more?
Facts about women that have blackpilled you Archived
>When you realize the "fish smell" women have is a bug, not a feature
>Women are such whores that they all have bacterial vaginosis which is why they all have smelly fishy vajayjays
When I learned th...
Thread 82050036 Archived
"Come on anon, we're going to be late for class"
Thread 82048986 Archived
Are fembots interested in fucking and doing drugs? What drugs would fembots not do with robots?
Copulins Archived
This is just a meme right? It's not true but I kind of want it to be
Thread 82049211 Archived
sucking up foid's stinky pussy juices like a dyson vacuum
Thread 82049961 Archived
>Watch straight porn
>Make cummies
>Feels fine afterwards
>Watch tranny porn
>Make cummies
>Feel disgust and can't watch anything more.
Whats up with this?
Thread 82048965 Archived
part of maturing is recognizing that you don't know shit about anything
Thread 82048218 Archived
writing in all lowercase signals to everyone you are a gay bottom faggot slave waiting for a based alpha to enter your life and stretch your holes
Thread 82049644 Archived
If half the male population was force feminized at birth (girldick of course has to stay though) everyone could get relationships much easier. The average relationship would be one man, one sissy, and...
Thread 82048561 Archived
Isnt it sad? That the things I look back on nostalgically like working at mcdonalds will not be remembered? Do you remember the most popular roman fast food place?
Thread 82049336 Archived
Why are brown people so resentful?
Thread 82048891 Archived
How do I muster up the courage to text this match from hinge? I fucking hate texting girls bro
Thread 82049792 Archived
i just ate a large pizza, 8 piece wings and drinked a whole bottle of coke life is good bros, who here fatmaxxxing???
Thread 82049866 Archived
Are you alone on a Friday night and relatively sane (not a tranny)? Join this slightly dead server :D
pzJYhw9m
Thread 82049443 Archived
My gf just brought a girl and fucked her
idk how to feel about this, she is taller and more hung than me but I always top her in bed. Is this healthy?
Thread 82048083 Archived
What if a bratty trans girl stepped on you with her shoes?
Thread 82049723 Archived
YOU SEE THIS? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
Thread 82049688 Archived
its my sisters birthday and i'm thinking about killing myself tonight but i guess i should at least not do it on her birthday
Thread 82041874 Archived
How can circumcised men even cope with being mutilated and emasculated?
Going on a date tonight Archived
It's friday night, im taking out a very pretty 21 year old to the bars tonight, just thought i would share
She has black hair and a septum piercing and a hello kitty tattoo
that is all bye
Thread 82049519 Archived
Son, come look at this gay shit.
Thread 82049492 Archived
even when you order food, you can't escape from pajeet fatigue
your food comes from mumbai
Thread 82049219 Archived
who does gas stations/convenience better, Japan or the US? or some other darkhorse country
Thread 82049661 Archived
i hate seeing normies love their gfs so much
i hate national gfs day
why do i need to suffer like this
Thread 82045736 Archived
Do you think this cutey hero will become as famous as Luigi or no?
Thread 82040717 Archived
girl sitting next to me on the train caught me browsing my Pinterest :s
(I'm a guy)
Thread 82048773 Archived
uheyy nigga
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