>>81941819
If I wasn't a loser I'd have gone to uni in 2011-2014 era. It'd probably just be people seething about Nick Clegg and Osbournes austerity. Much less cringe but also boring.

>>81908498
Even though the darkdest days of eva simpdom I was always a Cheeka Loyalist

>>81908791
>patrick crusius
>anyone with curly hair and glasses

I don't really, but whats wrong with that?

>>81860483
I can get hard (eventually) and wank, I just can't cum because it ends up feeling like nothing unless I've left it a few days, I'd be going at a fleshlight for like an hour and then I'll finish if i'm lucky.

Going to spin 20 quid on the online slots before garn gym

Didn't bother walking outsneed, just did 40 min on treadmill.

Won at bingo again tonight, got ID'd even though I'm a member. Also got ID'd 7 times at the new slots place by different members of staff. UPFmaxxing going strong

Lidl chicken chipolatas + sweet potato for dins then I might garn for a walk to M&S and slots. Gym rest day today so not oging there

Now that the dust has settled we can all agree Nicola Roberts was by far the best looking member of Girls Aloud