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>>212684832
>and sparred with a girl just like your webm
How did you control your overwhelming arousal when she flipping you onto the mat and forced you into submission by stepping on your face? Is that what the jockstrap is for?

>>212321966
I actually like Valerie a lot, not only is she the sweetest romance in the entire game, she's also one of the most likeable companions. I just think it's funny how she's supposed to be the most beautiful woman that most men have ever laid eyes upon, yet her official portrait makes her look very "mid af fr" as the zoomers of /med/ say (to be fair, she tries to make herself look less attractive, but not very hard - she doesn't even have any tattoos).
Also, I want her to crush me with her giant thighs.

>>212178067
Take her to the petting zoo. Seeing all the cute baby animals will activate her latent maternal instincts and subconsciously increase her desire for sex.

>>212067217
I prefer my Portuguese women without the Miku, thanks.
I have no idea what she's saying in this video, but I bet it's something cute and kissable.

>>211878381
She's so pretty and natural looking. I'm going to photoshop out the nose ring (her only blemish) and save her to my cute girls folder.

>>211791355
>licking beans
Lewd.

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>>211737620
That is an ancient dough kneading technique, first recorded in 14th century Naples, and still practised by family bakers in the small village of Pepperoni.