Every time after I shit, I crouch down in the shower, and put the pressure on max, aiming it right at my ass to wash off the shit.
Now, you might say
>install a bidet
But I refuse. The guests? Fuck them. They will approach my house with the respect it deserves - it's not a toilet. I want my guests to TIME their shits around my lack of a bidet, so when they come over, they shit in their own home, then hold it in when they come into my abode. If they have to shit, then walking around with a shitty ass is their penance. I look in their eyes after they're out of the toilet, subtly inhaling the lingering smell of shit on them - and we both know that they have a shitty ass, and I don't - my asshole is a temple. I don't say anything, I simply give them a knowing look, and nod slightly, acknowledging my superiority.
Now, I used to feel weird about washing my ass after shitting - not the process itself - it is necessary, but the way the sharticles and shitty water runs down my thighs and balls.
But recently, I started embracing it - no, YEARNING for it.
I picture myself as a prized stallion getting hosed down before a race, or after a good breeding session with a filly they brought in for me.
I now aim the water deliberately, so it RUNS DOWN MY BALLS, coating it in shit water.
It's a primal feeling, because under the thin veneer of civilization, I am an ANIMAL.
I let the water run down my heavy balls - because LORD KNOWS he gave me some BIG ones - as the water cascades down my pendulous testicles filled with thick, virile, POTENT, LIFE-GIVING SEED. I make rhythmic, low, guttural grunts as I stare forward, maintaining the ancestral link between me and my caveman forefathers, and nomadic CHADCESTORS who, undoubtedly, walked around with balls and asses covered in their shit, shit nuggets PROUDLY nestled right where they belong, tangled within the rich tapestry of their ass hair as they RAPED FERTILE FOREIGN WOMEN, planting their thick seed DEEP.

>>105998071
/g/ is being mishandled by the mods and jannies. A literal pedo keeps posting his schizo shit, derailing entire threads and the mods cannot be bothered to ban him properly.

Total Janny Death - TJD
Total Mods Death - TMD

They do it for free and j*y is a queer faggot.

>>510903373
Done them

>>531716948

Zelda and Dark Cloud would sell billions

>>510386479

Dude look at me cum
Dude look at me kill

Everyone you speak to here is a motherfucking mutant freak
Beware.

>>510322890
You're a brown subanimal rat

Thread is gonna get archived soon
Niggers really don't have anything else but coping and we wuzzing
I dominated all the nigger shills itt

starving yourself into going to make you look like a loli
At best you’ll look like a shota but more likely you’ll just look like a bony old man

If estrogen didn't make you infertile 10x more people would transition. Once we have research showing infertility from e is normally reversible and better medication the floodgates are gonna burst open. Unless you're a bodybuilder or athlete there won't be any reason to be an ugly man in the future.

If you buy bread that must be opened to look at it (instead of through transparent wrapper), you're a MORON.

There are no sets which the best recolour is the heroic variant

There are no sets which the best recolour is the heroic variant

>>714480521
>death of live service games
So games will actually have to be finished on launch? How is that a bad thing?

Should a scifi survivalcraft game have your spaceship as the only or an additional base?

>be alive in the time of jesus
>jesus gets crucified
>"don't worry, he'll come back soon"

>be born right after crucifixion
>"jesus is coming back in my lifetime, i'm sure of it"

>be born 60 A.D.
>"jesus is coming back in my lifetime, i'm sure of it"

>be born 80 A.D.
>"jesus is coming back in my lifetime, i'm sure of it"

........

>be born zoomer A.D.
>"jesus is coming back in my lifetime, i'm sure of it

what makes you think your lifetime is so special?

Reminder that if this passes tranny devs actually have to do their jobs and make a functional game

>>95939336
If you're ok with necromancy you're ok with necrophilia

>>713923885
Start naming genres with "good" influence and I'll be the contrarian shithead to tell you why you are wrong.

religion isn't gonna help me get a gf, nor will voting in general elections

>>508825251
they are paid to be traitors and feel no shame whatsoever.
aaaand of course the doj is not giving a fuck about treason because muh optics or something

>>212076351
If she was an 8 years old indogs would've saved her

>>528536978
did you do "the new war" quest yet? thats where the real dark souls begins

>>211766034
This looks like ass

>>211639351
the country of Russia and its people owes me a 2015's Kristina gf ;___;