>>33360540
They fear him for he speaks the truth
>>33360548
Why not just do scrambled or poached eggs on toast m8? You can still add salt+pepper, and some herbs or paprika if you want a kick. I sometimes use garlic granules also

>>33322431
I have thought about this too and I realise that being in a relationship is a sign of mental weakness
>sex
Just masturbate if you're horny or use willpower
>companionship
So you can't stand your own company? If you're really lonely that's what friends are for
>financial security
So you can't make your own money and support yourself?
>children
World already has enough brats running around
>>33322438
I was memeing, in the fields at night there are plenty of stars
>>33322442
Yes, the rich "bachelor chad" with bitches is spending his Saturday night posting on an anime imageboard
>>33322446
Have you tried getting cats

>>33304872
Sorry to hear it anon
I hope you can meet somebody nice and open your heart someday
Real though, I don't bother with dating anymore, being single is much more peaceful. Any girl who would date a guy like us has issues kek, it's just not worth it

Still in love with my ex
How do I eliminate this inconvenient emotion from my brainbox

>>33279895
Based, same here, need to crush the sappy, pathetic part of myself
Godspeed to you anon, hope you're successful

>>33270751
>they're literally JUST repressing otherwise normal desires
Nta but I agree with other anon that this is based. Nothing good has ever come out of being brainlessly hedonistic and wasting your life caving to obsolete primal impulses
>>33270734
>what came before
I see what you did there though

>>33262173
Yeah that sounds pretty based honestly

>>33232471
>Companionship and eventual procreation
One sentence horror story