I WILL be entering the erg queue as Guardian when the servers are back online.
You WILL be joining me.

>>530649419
>If you're miquellafaithful
I'm fucking not, I'm not part of your stupid Discord troon group
Cease

>>530503828
Stop calling Guardian and Guardian players as "Furgods" you fucking idiot.

>>529873617
Post your angriest birds, anon
I'm about to pop a blood vessel

>*spawns a giant skeleton that does nothing and covers your entire screen so you can't see ball busting barry revving up the rape drill to penetrate your asshole through your mouth
>teehee i'm so le quirky haha give me the guts sword loool im a le smol wholesome chungus but i hit like a big girl!!1!!!!1 im hungy give starlight shards haha :3
Suplex r*venants into the trashcan.

>>528927826

>godlike run, level 12 on day 1, cleared basically all the bosses on the map, 3+ legendaries
>lose to fulghor
>DOGSHIT run, team and I get killed by the storm multiple times, can't even kill a basic not red boss until day 2, only have 2 purples are the rest are blue, forced to use a holy weapon against him, can barely afford items at the final shop
>destroy him pretty quickly
Why

the hawk tuahs

>>527808112
https://voca.ro/19gbjoqUKi4f