>>530432191
she's living in kris' head
without even paying rent
she might as well own him

Kris is so reserved and quiet not because Dess molested him, but because he has brain damage from Dess hitting him in the head with a bat

>>529077173
as i'll always say, the fact that kris got hit with that plastic bat enough times to leave a comical dent in it and STILL kept fucking with noelle (and thought dess was the coolest shit if we go off of tenna) makes it pretty clear he didn't care nearly as much as everyone else seems to

>>528773206
>beats him so hard with plastic bats there's a goddamn dented one in her room and he can't stop worrying she's gonna hit him over the head even while fighting her as the knight
>still comes back for more every time
this isn't correction at all, it's... degeneration!

>>528706828
>they finally bring back dess
>assume they're gonna have a happy reunion, she'll ask where asriel is, he'll come in (asgore already called him ahead of time) and they'll have a big kiss
>kris can even have noelle! or susie, whichever he wants it'll all work out
>instead she immediately bicks up kris and ABSCONDs
>they never see either of them agian

>>528464138
>"I'm gonna beat the SHIT outta that cat!"
- Dess 2 minutes before finding out it's literally Satan

>>528408803
honestly dess was my immediate thought when i saw that line, so i'm glad other people are starting to agree with me

>>528201417
it's the future man
we just gotta wait for it to catch on