>This "Superman" will not slow me down in my quest for Anti-Life.

>I shall bathe in the blood of billions and grind their bones into dust, and when Anti-Life is mine all of creation shall submit to ME.
Okay okay okay that sounds real bad out of context I know, but he's misunderstood is all. I swear

I thought he'd stick to American but nooo. I was walking around in London and a phone theft occurred. The victim shouted for someone to stop the jogger on the bike. There was a scream of terror from a nearby lady; she spotted Murderman floating above us ominously. He roared in raged and flew towards the thief at superspeed. The thief was now fleeing for his life, not detainment over his petty crime. Murderman divebombed the ground and caused a shockwave. 102 died (including the victim of the theft and the perp). I was lucky, being left only with several broken ribs, a dislocated shoulder, and a concussion.

>Murderman, my grandpa has dementia and wandered off... c-can you please find him?!
Murderman finds the confused old man wandering around a street over in his dressing gown
>I'LL TAKE YOU IN WITHOUT BREAKING YOU, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU DESERVE
>Huh, wha who are y- where am I? Leave me alone, aaah
>STAY DOWN! IF I WANTED IT YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!

>Murderman, my grandpa has dementia and wandered off... c-can you please find him?!
Murderman finds the confused old man wandering around a street over in his dressing gown
>I'LL TAKE YOU IN WITHOUT BREAKING YOU, WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU DESERVE
>Huh, wha who are y- where am I? Leave me alone, aaah
>STAY DOWN! IF I WANTED IT YOU'D BE DEAD ALREADY!

>"Wow golly, thanks for saving my kitty, mister" says little Susan as Murderman returns her cat Rosy to her, who was stuck in a tree
>Murderman glares coldly at Susan
>"We have an issue with pet overpopulation, you should euthanize the cat" he says
>"P-pardon, mister??"
>"I can do it myself" Murderman says as his eyes turn red
>"Hold still now, I'd rather burn off one of your arms than both of them"
later that evening
>"I'm keeping my eye on you, Lex. Oh whoops, how clumsy. I just dropped this file, of when we raided Brainiac's archives last year and got information on his alien scientific experiments. Genetically engineered monsters"
>"...Okay" says Lex
>"Boy Lex, it would sure be a shame if you looked over these files and learned from them with your photographic memory to then replicate the results and unleash one of these alien abominations on a city. They'd kill so many people and the collateral damage I'd cause in stopping them would be huge! A couple of skyscrapers, maybe several. Thousands dead!"
>"..."
>"BUT good thing I'm not gonna let you read the file! I'm taking it with me... after I take a fly around the city. Peaceful night sky. I'll be back in one hour. DON'T read that file now, Lex!"

>"Wow golly, thanks for saving my kitty, mister" says little Susan as Murderman returns her cat Rosy to her, who was stuck in a tree
>Murderman glares coldly at Susan
>"We have an issue with pet overpopulation, you should euthanize the cat" he says
>"P-pardon, mister??"
>"I can do it myself" Murderman says as his eyes turn red
>"Hold still now, I'd rather burn off one of your arms than both of them"
later that evening
>"I'm keeping my eye on you, Lex. Oh whoops, how clumsy. I just dropped this files, of when we raided Brainiac's archives last year and got information on his alien scientific experiments. Genetically engineered monsters"
>"...Okay" says Lex
>"Boy Lex, it would sure be a shame if you looked over these files and learned from them with your photographic memory to then replicate the results and unleash one of these alien abominations on a city. They'd kill so many people and the collateral damage I'd cause in stopping them would be huge! A couple of skyscrapers, maybe several. Thousands dead!"
>"..."
>"BUT good thing I'm not gonna let you read the file! I'm taking it with me... after I take a fly around the city. Peaceful night sky. I'll be back in one hour. DON'T read that file now, Lex!"

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