>>714792857
Why are you playing unoptimised slop on the world's greatest 7th gen machine? Don't you own a PC?

>>714679080
Cool. Did you know that games are actually made on PCs and not on consoles?

>>714321772
Reminder that the Deck can run the following natively:
>Ocarina of Time
>Majora's Mask
>Starfox 64
>Mario Kart 64
>Sonic Unleashed

>>714322148
Meh. I guarantee you Valve is going to go full shill with the Deck 2. Deck 1 was just a stepping stone.

>>714322617
>NOOOOOOOOO
>YOU HAVE PLAY NEW GAMES
>YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO AND FROM FOR A SINGLE LAP ON THE EMPTY TRACKS IN MARIO KART BAGGING WORLD
>YOU HAVE TO BUY A 10 DOLLAR TECH DEMO
>YOU HAVE TO SPEND $450+TIP JUST TO GET 60FPS ON A WII U GAME
>YOU HAVE TO BUY CYBERPUNK AGAIN AT FULL PRICE JUST TO GET 20FPS ON QUALITY MODE AND 30FPS ON PERFORMANCE MODE
>YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LAGGY GAMECUBE EMULATOR COBBLED TOGETHER BY FRESH EURO GRADS (who have no idea what they're doing) AND JAP BOOMERS (who hate emulation)
>YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT 16HZ TICK RATE ON SPLATROON
>YOU HAVE TO PLAY SMASH WITH NO ROLLBACK NETCODE
>what? you think that's retarded and not worth your money, and think that the steam deck which costs just $600 and has access to most of gaming history (for free) is a better deal?
>YOU NINTENDOPHOBIC FUCK

Yeah, I shit on tendies with the Deck. What are you going to do about it?

>Mario Kart devs released an anti fun update that forces you to use their open world instead of letting you race 3 laps on a track of your choice issue
>literally no games except DK issue
>garbage emulation that you have to PAY for issue
>20fps on Cyberpunk issue
>Pokemon still looks like a PS2 game issue
>360p in 2025 issue
>Mandatory online connection issue
>Wii U 60fps game patches sold for a premium
>Useless controller gimmicks AGAIN
>Paid tech demo software issue
>Brick on demand issue
>$90 games PLUS tax PLUS tip PLUS tariff issue
>Cartridges not having the game issue
>OVERPRICED issue

Unfortunately, this won't kill Nintendo. But goddamn why are tendies getting uppity over this piece of shit? The Deck mogs it in every way shape of form.
>b-but it sold 3.5 million in a week! take that deck chuds!
not a fucking accomplishment considering the previous system sold 150 million. also sales don't matter unless you're willing to call gamecube and n64 garbage and if so, kill yourself

>>713696818
>NOOOOOOOOO
>YOU HAVE PLAY NEW GAMES
>YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO AND FROM FOR A SINGLE LAP ON THE EMPTY TRACKS IN MARIO KART BAGGING WORLD
>YOU HAVE TO BUY A 10 DOLLAR TECH DEMO
>YOU HAVE TO SPEND $450+TIP JUST TO GET 60FPS ON A WII U GAME
>YOU HAVE TO BUY CYBERPUNK AGAIN AT FULL PRICE JUST TO GET 20FPS ON QUALITY MODE AND 30FPS ON PERFORMANCE MODE
>YOU HAVE TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE LAGGY GAMECUBE EMULATOR COBBLED TOGETHER BY FRESH EURO GRADS (who have no idea what they're doing) AND JAP BOOMERS (who hate emulation)
>YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT 16HZ TICK RATE ON SPLATROON
>YOU HAVE TO PLAY SMASH WITH NO ROLLBACK NETCODE
>what? you think that's retarded and not worth your money, and think that the steam deck which costs just $600 and has access to most of gaming history (for free) is a better deal?
>YOU NINTENDOPHOBIC FUCK

Steam Deck is the best UMPC for playing old shit, becuase you have the built-in Steam Controller 2.0 which allows you to map inputs to the trackpads, making keyboard heavy games playable without the keyboard. Literally no other UMPC on the market can pull this off.

You have access to the world's biggest backlog for free, and yet here you are, trying to run Expedition 33 on a 1050ti. Don't you have a PC?

>>713669380
>>713669720
>>713677521
>>713678486
>not a single mention of the steam deck in OP
>still seething
yikes

holy SOUL

>>713638491
The Steam Deck is basically the Steam Link but better + you can take it with you on holiday + the built-in Steam Controller basically makes it perfect for playing old PC games that would never function on a regular controller.