>>213075026
>your entire ideology is based on lies so I'm going to support the biggest compulsive liar in history to run that country
>take that libcucks!

>>213073956
>HOW YOU CAN POSSIBLY GUESS THAT WE'RE SNYDERKEKS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD KNOW THAT!

>HES TRICKING THE DEMOCRATS INTO ASKING FOR THE FILES EVEN THOUGH TRUMP COULD JUST RELEASE THEM AT ANY TIME 5D FUCKING INTERGALACTIC CHESS

>QUITE FRANKLY
>QUITE FRANKLY
>QUITE FRANKLY
>QUITE FRANKLY

>>212878621
>this short came out 18 years ago
Fuck I'm getting old

>>212762681
>cast a woman for her big tits
>character's power is to turn invisible

In other news, my anal fissure is back

>>212739713
>>Cavill kills Zod to save a family and feels awful about it
Yeah, this was very stupid after Superman had just killed thousands of people without a second thought while fighting Zod.

>>212719976
I want this movie to do well because I desperately want studio comedies to make a comeback, but it just looks so bad. Liam Neeson is not funny.

>>212534755
>>212534447
This was always just the case of a bitter ex trying to damage his career. She waited years and after they were already broken up to drop these "controlling" texts.

>>212452984
You think Xwings can only fly in the atmosphere because they have tiny winglets with no profile?

>>714313064
What do you even do as CEO of Videogames besides financing promising new games?

Disney stopped making movies with kids and parents in mind as the target audience a long time ago. They make movies for themselves and other gay and obnoxious tumblr generation people. What kind of kid sees a trailer for something like Turning Red or Luca and is begging their parents to take them to see them? You can't imagine them because those kids don't exist.

>>212185011
Can't wait to see 15yo Leia doing girlboss things.

>>212151951
Why are there even weapons in space? Shouldn't a spacefaring species have evolved beyond the need for violence?

>>212007413
Not surprised this is going to bomb. The trailer I keep seeing for it when I go to the theater is really off putting. I knew the trailer would be really off putting for general audiences.

>Large fat gay man dressed as a little girl YASSS QUEENing over the murder robot
>"Hold onto your vaginas"
>25 year old pop song playing throughout the trailer

It's like they were exclusively marketing this movie to really obnoxious gay men and nobody else.

>>508708698
How do you even take a dump when you look like this? Do you even know where your asshole is?

Stop saying it's a fucking adventure movie. Adventure is not a genre. It's a comedy with a touch of sci-fi and coming of age elements.

Grown men throwing tantrums because of their toys. Pathetic.

>>211865420
Imagine sitting next to him in a theater and the entire movie he's just sniffling, blowing his nose and going 'omg haha yes! yes!'

Okay but do it on video and post it here. I bet you won't.