>>16759250
>burger has no concept of cooking due to living 100% off mc donalds slop or whatever

>>513536774
I bet that some three years ago you were convinced that something like that would happen pretty soon

>>938642329
This fucking board.

>>513098057
Pretty foolish for a Chud to think he'd be accepted by an alien culture, when he's barely tolerated by the one he was born into.

Given the - generously put - subpar quality of this board as of late, I propose a classic thread to bring a pinch of merriment and cheer to this evening. What say you gentlemen to a thread in which we exchange pleasantries in polite and formal parlance, yet in the instance an anon gets trips, we dispense with the façade that we are civilized men and instead launch banal insults toward one another, as simians do with their own dung? I feel as though such a thread will bode well, and I hope that this fine body of men with which I share this imageboard with shall agree.

>>512268473
And vatniks have negative value, checkmate khohols!

>>510972687
Kek Tate is a frickin cartoon character

>Even thinking of buying 3rd party on Nintendo
>Even thinking of buying 3rd party on Switch 2 knowing your ONLY option is to be a good goy and get a pure digital version of a game - no physical at all

Good goys.

>>509903470
>and I didn't want to wear the headphones, rightfully fearing bees would crawl into my ears so I ran away from school and hid by the river for the rest of the day.

>>509903470
and I didn't want to wear the headphones, rightfully fearing bees would crawl into my ears so I ran away from school and hid by the river for the rest of the day.

>People who buy this on the Switch 2 are either going to have to buy it flat out digital or on a goyim key card
>Playstation gods get the full game on disc

Oh no no no no no
inb4
>N-no you don't!
Kill yourselves.

>>509788676
>star wars names

>>509638671
>>509638671
>>509638671

>>508993305
>"???? how do you figure more ducks get made????"

>>508873659
>If you try this as a sub-Chad male, you're going to get beaten to death by nearby simps.
Kek soemthing about the image of roving bands of simps

Everybody thought the Alex B throw out was a bit too lol

>>508685494
Lol wtf. Humans don't live like this

>>507850926
Oh yes, the horribly subversive "try to drink less vodka" propaganda

>>507772938
LMFAO the sheboon grocery cat outta nowhere broke me

>>507419627
>the cropped out onlyfans link

>>507305583
Check
Em.

>>507296022
/pol/'s been killing it today, this and the "white smoke means Israel picked a new Jeffery Epstein"

>>507157604
>farsi chud
i fucking can't