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What goes in the mind of people like Gamrot? He watches people like Oliveira and other submission artists threatening their opponents with submissions left and right, becoming beloved fan favorites, winning bonuses and good fights and he never thinks to himself: "i'm a good grappler, i should do that, maybe good things will happen if i do".
Why would anyone choose to be a "control wrestler" in a sport where more entertainment = more money?
>>151319154
I will never understand the seething at the "boo'ing at foreign guy"+"cheering for the homelad" thing. Does the crowd in the Lakers stadium cheer for the Chicago Bulls when they come in and beat the Lakers in their home stadium?
What is the point of screaming "UH, GONNA DIE" in portuguese? The gringos don't understand it so can't be intimidated by it, only the brazillian guy can let it get into his mind.
>>214890421
Se estamos uma ditadura[alerta para pergunta retórica] por que os direitistas não são silenciados a força? Suas reclamações são inúteis e incessantes, essa ditadura está muito fraca! Até ditaduras não se fazem mais rigorosas r avidas como antigamente...
>>214512968
How do I get an ausse monke gf?
Seriously how do people even do 9 to 5 or its equivalents?
Why don't we just get all together and reduce the Europenis population to zero?
>>60803695
only normies do that
>>213882179
>Le femmine sono tutte puttane
>A lui non l'hanno mai data
>>213172667
this just means more bald niggers though
>>60655360
>make it
>cannot afford to buy car
>>212200398
>WHILE LOOKING AT THEIR DOG WITH THEIR 2 FUCKING HANDS
>>95954682
not really. Here's what happened
Our group is composed of
>Half-orc Zealot Barbarian
>Halfling Druid, circle of the Spores
>Dragonborn Rogue Swashbuckler
>Dragonborn Celestial Warlock (me)
We're all level 6, and we had to 1v1.
Dice were rolled to determine who's facing who.
>Warlock vs Rogue
During my match, I just abused armor of agathys to wear the rogue down whilst healing up as BA. Needless to say, the rogue player was NOT thrilled.
>Druid vs Barbarian
>druid won by spamming bears and holding concentration lol
>finals is me vs druid
>he wins initiative
>he walks up to me and summons 2 bears
>use wand of magic missile to break his concentration
>he transforms into sporeforme
>i walk away and cast fly and fly away
>I can see the look of despair in his face
>he gets a silly idea that he wants to summon 2 bears on top of me (I'm 60ft up in air, summon spell range is 60ft)
>argue that the bears would appear next to me but would instantly fall
>DM says that he can summon them and they'll fall on their turn
>its my turn
>i disengage in air and fly even further away
>bears turn
>they splat on the ground but dont die right away
>druid tries to chill touch me
>fail
>at this point I hover over 150 ft, swoon down to 120, eldritch blast, then fly back up
>he wants his bear to throw him up 40 feet in the air to try and cast spells at me
>had an argument on whether bears can have the coordination to do such a thing
>bears fail athletics to throw him anyways on the first try, but the second one could pick the tiefling up and try again instantly
>DM is bored, druid is looking nervous and demoralized
>eventually druid lands a hit on me but i dont lose my concentration
>i keep killing the bears
>land a single EB crit on the druid
>he gives up
>dm thanks him
>everyone leaves awkwardly
at this point im having a huge autist moment because i won but it didn't feel like a victory at all. What was I supposed to do,let the bears maul me to death? what was the right move there?
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>>211848249
I matched with a 4'11" black girl on bumble today. I'm a 6'3" white guy. Do I go for it?
I am willing to my country todeclare war on America but my leaders are all a bunch of pussy ass bitches, does this happens IYC?
Why do people in north hemisphere call nuclear war "the end of the world"?
No nigga, it's not the end of the world, just the end of you, no one in his sane mind will nuke São Gonçales, per exampli gratia.