>>281561813
>Chiharu is 64 cosmic years old

>>535568068
1D4????!!!!!?!?!!

>>512852071
>there's people on this board who can't imagine a 3D object in their mind and rotate it around, while also being able to imagine what it would feel like in their hands, what it would weigh, etc.
>there's people on this board who can't look at ingredients or a plate of food and imagine what it would taste like
>there's people on this board who have no internal monologue
>there's people on this board who can't hear a song in their head if they think about it
>there's people on this board who can't recall what kind of exact route they would walk/drive to get to somewhere
>there's people on this board who can't imagine a top-down view of building layouts

>it's another stephen king adaptation
does hollywood know other horror writers exist?

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE BAYLEY

>game starts
>first turn expansion went great
>attack two provinces with easier indies
>both armies get obliterated

>>715666407
>See there's a new update for Balatro\
>Get excited and open it
>It's just another fucking crossover with a videogame
Please, I beg of you, release more Jokers. All I want is a new pack every so often of like 5-10 new jokers. This is the best roguelike but it needs to have more of these fucker, like legitimately 4 times as many

USA lads:
1. goto google.com
2. search for wonderwall
3. click the mic icon

>>714775603
>spoiler
>remember that 30 minute long secret where some bitch kept trying to "entertain" me with shitty climber jokes

>it was a fucking tranny saying all of that
no fucking wonder I thought it was off, holy shit

>>23362015
for me, the more saddening fact is how quickly 500 was ruined with its introduction
that was my favorite cost

>>714227937
Motherfucker

>>23349108
I didn't until now

>>936116693
can confirm, here since 2009-2010.
nobody even cared about politics (real events).

member, we had like 5 porn threads with subjects like 'redhead'?

>>23325273
forgot about that, in fact I always do which is why I get countered when they do their first roll

Schizo theory time

>Game constantly talks about the Angel but never mentions the Devil. This game 100% has the Devil in it
>References the "fallen star", Lucifer is the "morning star" that falls from heaven, Dark/Star element, lands in an area near Hometown in the ocean and creates a frozen wasteland of bitter glass (BENEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT) that is the Dark that seeps under hometown as a sea of dark, supernatural, reality-bending rotten glass
>Kris ran away from home after not wanting to hear a Toriel & Asgore fight during a powerful blizzard
>Neither Holidays nor Dreemurrs could find Kris, but Dess, room full of survival gear, could
>Dess finds Kris near the bunker, blizzard increases in strength, can't find the way back
>Dess decides to hide in the bunker with Kris from the cold, knows the code to get in
>Blizzard so powerful it triggered the Dark in the bunker
>They follow FRIEND (emissary of the Devil) with the pointed tail because they are kids and therefore retards
>Dark Shenanigans
>Dess falls into the Dark, Kris tries to rescue her but his hand is replaced with GonerHand
>Kris dies, SOUL falls into the darkness
>Dess (who is a human) SOUL gets infused into Kris
>The Knight is formed as an amalgamation of Dess' body and Kris SOUL
>Kris (DESS SOUL ver.) goes home to Holidays, tells Carol since they are technically Dess, and Carol tells "Kris" to keep quiet. Sends "Kris" back to the Dreemurrs
>People excuse "Kris" strange non-Kris-like behavior as just trauma
>Carol uses Kris' name still as cover during comms
>Kris discovers that his fucked up GonerHand can create copies of himself after desperately trying to wash off GonerJuice from his hands for weeks. Covers the "seam" at his wrist with a bandage or watch so no one is the wiser