>>23187075
I've done worse. I'm a real sick guy.

I've yet to have anyone give me an actual argument as to why buying a rolex watch or gucci shirt is any different than funko pops. Yes, you they serve a purpose but you can get a g-shock for like $50 and an entire wardrobe for what 1 of Sam's shirts cost. It's consumerism and saying otherwise is cope.

house taytriot supports whatever the funniest option is

I'm bored

watching Oppenheimer (its mid)

started playing No Man's Sky today, got bored of Dave the Diver.

Ate a whopper, fries, and nuggs for supper.

hes sad because nobody is putting a tay on right now..

The Angelina elimination disgusted me and turned every single one of the people involved with it heel for me.

>>212695494
this

>>212641113
no kizzy no cap

she's going to do one of her patented silent streams tuesday

she's going to do one of her patented silent streams tuesday

sketch comedy is gay

Also, I'm watching Anaconda (1997) right now

I hate zoomers and their obsession with interracial sex and constantly focusing on dicks. If your porn searches have anything remotely to do with cock you're gay.

>>212155162
i dont see what's so bad about the leaks but she's getting exactly what she asked for.

shitposting aside I NEED this shit to continue because seeing the Fredster being a drunk menace is very entertaining.

It was me. Them evil mother fuckers shouldn't have screwed Tayleigh out of the season 2 grand prize. If you remember I swore vengeance on them and I've been going after them ever since. All it takes is a couple of calls and emails because the dumb fucks are millionaires but still don't get the proper permits.

Romans 12:19

>>212069058
freddy is a giant fag

Aryeh isn't just going to markypost, he's going to markypost in the most over the top verbiose cringe reddit way possible and it's going to be KINO.

>>211917873
The appeal of her is that she's 22 but looks 14.

i've not watched at all today. All it took was for them to kick the faux-cunny for me to break the spell. Wild.

Sad Angelina is gone, she had sexy feet and braces. Just ate peanut butter fudge cookies. Turned off fishtank, watching movies.

she showed her feet and dressed up like a 12 year old girl. If you're happy to see her leave you're homo

i was working in the garden but had to make a hasty retreat because I was attacked by hornets

welp, I'm going to take my tomatoes, repot my sage, and tape aluminum foil over the windows. See you niggas later.

I'd rather be single forever than date a disgusting fat bitch like this

MDE are not funny in the way that professional comedians are. They aren't super quick witted, they don't have perfect timing and caedence, they aren't super charismatic. They're funny in the way that a stupid shitpost on here is, or the "funny guy" at work is. The only thing special about them is their marketing and how they've spent a decade spamming themselves on this website to the point where people actually think you're a newfag if you don't think they're funny.

but anyways, fuck having to be awake this early, and HAPPY TAYDAY

Freddy is going nowhere. Based Ben immediately covered for him.

>sketch comedy is effiminate and cringe
>sam hyde is only funny in the "guy at the bar who makes you chuckle" type of way
>tayleigh is the queen
>Freddy is going to win this season
>I gooned thinking about Ellie
>I ate shrimp tacos for dinner

tight zoomer butt is made for bmc

Honestly, it makes it a lot less palatable now that they're being such jews that they're not even paying people correctly. In seasons 1 and 2 it gave me the ick that they were fucking with disadvantaged people but it made it better knowing that they were getting really good amounts of money for it.

Now that they're doing shit like giving Jin only $200, trying to not even pay Alex period, and not paying Burt, it's a lot more malicious and makes me want to see the wiggers eat shit even more

i can't believe I actually agree with Cryokeen. Once you realize that Sam Hyde views all of these people as below him and uses the show as a legal way to get to abuse and fuck up people it becomes a lot less entertaining.

Take Rachel for example, this shit hasn't been funny for days now, but they keep slowly egging it on. It's like when a cat catches a mouse and the mouse is like shaking and quivering and shitting itself but the cat just fucks with it for hours. I'm the kind of guy who gets pissed if the cat doesn't finish off the mouse and ends up taking it myself and stomping on it.

I would be winning so hard right now if that faggot cryo didn't whine to mods and kill my Wayne Ellenberger gimmick before it even got off the ground.

>>211538632
if they really do some sort of gay rugpull and turn this in to bloodgames 2 I'm going to be pissed enough to start watching. I want to watch fishtank not stupid gimmick bullshit or larping. We haven't got proper fishtank since January 2024 (until now)

>>211528649
I work this gimmick where I make boring blogposts about mundane shit like what I'm having for dinner and what video games I'm playing mixed with poems about how cute Tayleigh is.

I'm also Betty and her simps personal babayaga.

I am enjoying this season. It's literally what I've been acting for for an entire year now. Just a bunch of freaks locked in a house with pranks, trolling, and challenges. If there is some stupid "twist" I'm going to be disappointed.

maybe its because I smoked when I got home but I'm really liking season 4 at this moment in time

I'm back from Father's Day. Has Ellie showed her tiny soft legal age high school teen feet yet?

I went. Fuck facism.

I'm gonna be honest, If I wasnt thristing for that fine asian teen poon this would be completely unwatchable. So I am going to take a cold shower to calm my hormones and do something else instead of wasting my life.

I'm back from the No Kings protest. What happened while I was gone?

I'm going to the No Kings protest today. You guys keep notes for me on what happens while I'm gone, okay?

>>211435343
i'd eat that ass like like teriyaki chicken

this is going to be the end of it. Iran got completely cucked. Nothing ever happens.