Genuine question, can girls tell if the guy has recently busted a nut?

Why does Mirage deal so little damage? A 12x should be killing people, but instead it barely tickles them. It's like a single Bebop bomb, only it takes ten second of shooting someone to apply.

>Russians on my team
>Russians on the enemy team
Why do I even bother?

>Play Seven
>Haze rages at me for farming
>Get 5k souls ahead of everyone
>Get 10k souls ahead of everyone
>Get 15k souls ahead of everyone
>Press 4
>Kill the entire enemy team
>Haze still raging at me for farming
>Even while we're literally in the enemy patron pit
Was this just jealousy?

>Enemy surrounded by teammates
>Doorman ults them
>Enemy gets away
Just don't pick the hero if you're gonna do shit like this. That cost us the game.

What the hell is wrong with matchmaking today? I haven't had a single game without someone on my team feeding and then leaving. Eight lost games in a row.

>>542475848
>Random no-name recruit immediately gets to be a part of Jaina Proudmoore's personal retinue

>>539766304
>Billy goes 3/0 in lane
>Dies once when he starts roaming
>Instantly disconnects and abandons

>>718670230
So? How does that make it a MOBA?

If you use your planes properly, an Igla will never reach the plane. Turn on your afterburners, retards.

Support players on the enemy team
>Instantly nuke anything the moment it comes into view
>Float 2+ fighters at all time
>Drones of all kinds constantly up
>Have some frontline presence with scouts and light units
>K/D greater than 2

Support players on my team
>Maybe might target something that's been spotted sitting for 5+ minutes
>Zero fighters, don't even have any in their deck
>No drones
>No frontline presence, only artillery and maybe if you're lucky some AA
>K/D 0.5

>>2087162
>Play against two enemies with nukes
>Both of them use their nukes against me on cooldown

>Game requires a computer
>Download the game on my phone
>wtf it won't run
>Leave a bad review

>Try to heal a VDH
>His health constantly fluctuates between 10% and 100%

>Shoot missile
>.....
>........
>............
>Finally get a hit
>No kill

Meanwhile in a tank
>LMB
>Get kill

There's a reason why everyone in the War Thunder "esports" scene just uses the fastest APFSDS slugger they can find (typically some form of M1 Abrams or Russian bullshit machine).