>>18146046
Ok bro
Stop talking to me and fly up to heaven like your rabbi
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>>41443216
Ok bro
Go rent a plane and fly to heaven. The bible says this is physically possible
Because the retards who wrote it didn't expect we would invent powered flight lol
Ok bro
Go rent a plane and fly to heaven. The bible says this is physically possible
Because the retards who wrote it didn't expect we would invent powered flight lol
>magic flying rabbi who unironically taught that heaven is a physical place in the sky you can go to
>supposed to come back in 1st century but failed
the golems will still keep making excuses though lol
>supposed to come back in 1st century but failed
the golems will still keep making excuses though lol
Threadly reminder that the bible unironically tries to make you believe that heaven is a physical place in the sky you can fly up to
>>18096411
Humanity didn't implode when we found out about meteors anon
your Jewish cult didn't count on people figuring things out like what's up in the sky
Humanity didn't implode when we found out about meteors anon
your Jewish cult didn't count on people figuring things out like what's up in the sky
>>214357555
art abou lot that jew rabbi worship cult is cringe lmao
why does your bible keep saying heaven is a magic kingdom in the sky when that's probably false in the 21st century
art abou lot that jew rabbi worship cult is cringe lmao
why does your bible keep saying heaven is a magic kingdom in the sky when that's probably false in the 21st century
Threadly reminder that the bible and it's prophets and Jesus taught that heaven was a literal magic kingdom in the sky
They even boast about physically flying up there as proof of their divinity
Now these take might be impressive to retarded sheep herders but now we know better. The fact this isn't true means you can toss the rest of the Jewish fairytales in the trash
They even boast about physically flying up there as proof of their divinity
Now these take might be impressive to retarded sheep herders but now we know better. The fact this isn't true means you can toss the rest of the Jewish fairytales in the trash
Threadly reminder the bible teaches heaven is literally a magic kingdom in the sky their prophets fly up to
The fact this isn't true means you can laugh at the hell poster right in his deranged face
The fact this isn't true means you can laugh at the hell poster right in his deranged face
>>511067234
Christianity unironically believes and teaches heaven is a magic sky kingdom in the clouds
How this religion didn't die and lose followers in droves after the first rocket launch is baffling
Christianity unironically believes and teaches heaven is a magic sky kingdom in the clouds
How this religion didn't die and lose followers in droves after the first rocket launch is baffling
>>17848255
Lol what's the matter
According to Jesus you can just fly up to the heavenly kingdom
Go rent a plane and join your jew god in his magic cloud kingdom
Lol what's the matter
According to Jesus you can just fly up to the heavenly kingdom
Go rent a plane and join your jew god in his magic cloud kingdom
>>17847459
>it's a metaphor copium
One it uses itself as a scientific explanation (the waters above are the source of rain)
And two because Elijah and Jesus literally flew up to gods kingdom according to your narrative
>it's a metaphor copium
One it uses itself as a scientific explanation (the waters above are the source of rain)
And two because Elijah and Jesus literally flew up to gods kingdom according to your narrative
>>212550950
Threadly reminder the bible teaches heaven is a literal kingdom in the sky. This is affirmed by the prophets and Jesus.
The fact this isn't true means you can throw these desert fairytales in the trash
Threadly reminder the bible teaches heaven is a literal kingdom in the sky. This is affirmed by the prophets and Jesus.
The fact this isn't true means you can throw these desert fairytales in the trash
>>17811065
The bible literally teaches heaven is a literal unironic kingdom in the sky. Both prophets and Jesus affirm this
The fact this isn't true means we can throw your semetic cult into the trash
The bible literally teaches heaven is a literal unironic kingdom in the sky. Both prophets and Jesus affirm this
The fact this isn't true means we can throw your semetic cult into the trash
>>17808646
Anyone who reads the bible leaves Christianity lol
Why do you think they banned the layman from having access to it
Why do you think they want you to rely on priest and pastors to get the "message"
It's desert fairytale bullshit
Anyone who reads the bible leaves Christianity lol
Why do you think they banned the layman from having access to it
Why do you think they want you to rely on priest and pastors to get the "message"
It's desert fairytale bullshit
>>508627248
You're the one who believes Jews are gods and the king jew flew to the sky to go back to his sky kingdom
You're the one who believes Jews are gods and the king jew flew to the sky to go back to his sky kingdom
Threadly reminder that the bible literally teaches heaven is a mansion in the sky
The fact this isn't true means you can disregard the rest of the Jewish fairytales
The fact this isn't true means you can disregard the rest of the Jewish fairytales