red: all single trans women get a boyfriend assigned to them (who can't leave them unless she lets him) - but he is a closeted homosexual who is kinda using her to try to have a more heterosexual homosexual experience

green: all single trans women get a boyfriend assigned to them (who can't leave them unless she lets him) - but he is a repper who wishes he could be his girlfriend

red: all chasers are now dark skinned Africans racially

green: all chasers are now forced to take hrt and date other chasers who take hrt

red: seven years in tibet

green: seven years in iran

red: no more Israel

green: no more drag queens

only one button can be pressed

buttons that only chasers can press:

green: you gain a magical power - if you snap your fingers within 20 ft of a trans woman - she gets bricked up downstairs for the next 30 minutes - whether you choose to take advantage of that is up to you

red: all trans women who want to get SRS have to be personally approved by you (and you get to inspect their penis if you want)

red: HSTS can now ONLY have sex with other HSTSes and only by mutual masturbation. If they try to have sex with any other kind of partner, or in any sort of different position - they spontaneously combust. If you press this button, all HSTS now have penises that can get hard, regardless of what they had before.

green: AGPs can now ONLY have sex with cis bi/les women and only by doing PIV (penis in vagina) and it has to be the AGPs penis into a cis woman's vagina. If they try to have sex with any other kind of partner, or in a different position than PIV, they spontaneously combust. If you press this button - all AGPs now have penises that can get hard, regardless of what they had before.

red: cis male sissies are all forced to marry buff, hairy masculine farmers and they will do all the female chores on the farm and yes, they have to be in chastity and get their butts pounded by the farmers

green: autistic transbians will all be forced to marry dominant stone butch lesbians who are REALLY into bdsm, and want to torture them for being amab with whips, chains, cages, straps, violet wands, and a whole system of ropes and harnesses

red: lajubu
all straight trans women are now actual dolls
your brain is now active - but you are a brand-new high fashion doll that will be enjoyed by a child somewhere in the world - and he or she has no idea the doll is - inhabited - and you cannot talk, move (unless they move you), or scream - but you can feel and see and hear everything around you.

green: transbian takeover
ONLY fMRI scanned confirmed exclusive gynephilic trans women can ever run for US President - ever again. That's right, only transbians will be President from now on - until the United States croaks.

red: men are allowed, without restriction, into any and all female bathrooms, locker rooms, and any other designated female-only space

green: children are screened for gender dysphoria before puberty - all of them - and ones who have it are given taxpayer funded hrt - even if their parents disagree (and are taken away from their parents if its clear the kids won't be allowed to take it)

red: debaser is now irreversibly a passing trans woman

green: delta is now irreversibly a passing trans woman

red: gay men are all trans lesbians now

green: straight trans women can ONLY date bi or lesbian trans women (they explode if they try to date cis men)

red: non whites (or whites who sexually fetishize non whites) are completely prevented from being able to post in gaygen ever again

green: bisexuals are completely prevented from being able to post in gaygen ever again

red: Hitler comes back to earth in human form, but this time, he's mtf and out for revenge.

green: all terfs are kept captive and pregnant and their breast milk is sold commercially as a (very popular) brand of ice cream

red: all men, everywhere get vaginoplasties
these cannot be undone without them exploding

green: all women, everywhere, get phalloplasties
these cannot be undone without them exploding

red: you are the most popular, famous religious cleric in Iran - but you can never leave or change jobs - you are immune to Israeli bombs

green: you are the most pretty, popular and well-regarded trans woman in Iran - everyone loves you and you make regular appearances at parades and festivals - but you can never leave Iran.

red: being a masculine male is now an executable offense, if you are caught playing sports, talking without a fagcent, or being affectionate towards the opposite sex - you will be shot in the brain

green: hrt is mandatory for amabs, and illegal (you get killed if you even try) for afabs

red: all straight trans women are now trans lesbians who only want to date other trans women - if they try to date cis women they explode
and they no longer have any attraction to men - at all

green: all trans lesbians are now orthodox observant jews

red: jews no longer exist (religiously OR ethnically), but trans people no longer exist as well - meaning if you say you identify as transgender or transsexual, have dysphoria, or want to be the opposite sex - you magically spontaneously combust
crossdressing is permitted - but cross sex hormones are completely inaccessible and no longer made even clandestinely and both estrogen and testosterone are now schedule 2 controlled substances and the DEA tightly monitors their importation and prescription and Trump devotes 100 billion dollars to a new police forced intended to prevent the manufacture, distribution, and sale of cross sex hormones.

green: you are the wealthiest trans woman - in Algeria - you cannot ever leave Algeria - you have a rich husband and you mostly pass - you can see male features in you - but everyone calls you she and access to female spaces (you are now post op with a zero depth vagina no matter what you had before) is not an issue

your husband runs a successful business and spoils the fuck out of you and takes you on vacation - but you can only travel within Algeria.

red: all gays (including closeteds) around the entire world have a glowing neon sign above their head that says IM GAY and follows them everywhere they go

green: all passing/stealth trans women and men have a glowing neon sign above their head reading "I am transgender!" that follows them everywhere they go.

red:
Thespian-
you and a guest will have guaranteed tickets to ANY play or musical of your choosing, anywhere in the world, even if sold out, for the rest of your life.

green:
Lesbian-
you can snap your fingers, and, when you do, two white, cis, attractive feminine lesbians will appear before you - wherever you are - having sex in real life - and they will have sex with you - even if you are amab

red: you spend the rest of your life stuck on a remote island that you cannot leave - and everyone else on the island is a (white) transgender lesbian

green: you spend the rest of your life stuck on a remote island that you cannot leave - and everyone else on the island is black

red: Tuesday is now officially Jewsday

green: September is now Jewtember

red: criticizing Israel is now a felony punishable by up to 5 years in prison

green: criticizing trans people is now a felony punishable by up to 5 years in prison

red: all gay bottoms have to take estrogen

green: all gay bottoms are now twice as old as they were before

red: you are now a heterosexually married cis woman - but - you are living in Groundhog's Day - you get pregnant, you give birth, you get post-partum depression that slowly builds into psychosis - you decide letting your baby live will suffocate you - you smother your baby - your family pretends nothing happens and they are very religious so they make you go to church weekly where you are supposed to pray for forgiveness

your husband is the strong silent type and you don't discuss the babies you have killed
this repeats until menopause

green: you are an unpassing transbian but you have a large supportive polycule that will be with you through anything - they support you unconditionally and don't expect anything in return - they just dig your vibe and want to help - but - you can never leave the polycule and no surgery will make you pass or even get close

red: only people phallometrically tested and confirmed to only be attracted to the same birth sex (mtfs can only like men, ftms can only like women) is allowed any access at all to gender affirming care

green: only people phallometrically tested and confirmed to only be attracted to the opposite birth sex (mtfs can only like women, ftms can only like men) is allowed any access at all to gender affirming care

red: no more trannies
green: no more bisexuals

red: everyone is now gay

green: everyone is now trans

red: gender dysphoria is now totally, completely cured - like there's a one time pill that just makes it disappear for good - but - hrt and gender affirming surgeries are now banned and there's roving swat teams that go around using surveillance data to seize diy manufacturers/shippers/possessors and clandestine doctors trying to help out and the government allows summary execution of anyone who refuses to take the dysphoria-b-gone pill and tries to take hrt instead

green: a colony has been established on mars - the food is great - everyone has a job - there's enough resources for everyone - AND hrt/srs/surgeries for trans people are all easy to get and paid for by the colony to ensure the health of their workers - but - you can never return to earth once you leave

red: everyone is now male

green: everyone is now female

red: you are now visibly pregnant, heavily armed, and heli-lifted to the front lines of Gaza and must fight your way out without the assistance of being coddled like a female - everyone will treat you like any other male soldier

green: you are now visibly pregnant, heavily armed, and heli-lifted to the front lines of Ukraine and must fight your way out without the assistance of being coddled like a female - everyone will treat you like any other male soldier

red: all afab trans people, reppers, and non binaries will now get enchantedly pregnant once a year until their 47th birthday - no matter what inner anatomy they have - the babies come out Caesarian section if the tubing is incorrect
the enchantment prevents all instances of miscarriage, abortion, contraception or other interference with a successful pregnancy and delivery - though I suppose it can't stop you from dumping the little lad in a trash bin after he comes out of you - if you really are that demented

green: all afab trans people, reppers, and non binaries now have cis male bodies (with the minds they had as females though and all their memories intact), BUT you now speak fluent Ukrainian and have been drafted by the Ukrainian Army and will fight in a combat role on the front lines of the Donetsk Province. Desertion is punishable by death.

red: all trans women are now pure gynephiles

green: all trans women are now pure androphiles

red: femreppers and amab-reppers are both now cursed and can ONLY date or have sex with one another - for life

green: effeminate gay men and straight trans women are both now cursed and can *only* date or have sex with one another - for life

red: straight trans women can now ONLY ever again have sex with or date OTHER straight trans women - you are being surveilled by drone 24/7 and any attempts to be intimate with a cis man, bi/gay trans woman, or cis woman or anything else that isn't another straight trans women will result in your immediate execution

green: bi + lesbian trans women can ONLY date and have sex with cis lesbians (who are now enchantedly categorically receptive to your advances in general). you cannot date or have sex with other trans women, men, or bisexual or straight women - or you get executed.

red: all trans women become tops (if their dick is removed or non-functional it grows back magically and is now at least 6 inches long hard and totally functional), and no longer experience genital dysphoria when having sex with men at all

green: all chasers become bottoms, strictly, but they now have 8 inch dicks that are so thick you wouldn't want them inside of you anyways, and they love reacharounds

red: gay men and lesbians over the age of 25 **all** HAVE to have children - fertility is irrelevant and if you have no partner the state will pay for you to have a surrogate or a pre-paid adoption placement + a stipend to take care of your kids if you are lower income
you get a 20k bonus for each additional kid but you only HAVE to have 1 child

green: the same, but for trans men and women

red: you are now effectively an infertile cis woman
you have a real working vagoo, but you cannot bear children with it, but it looks like the real thing, is the real thing otherwise and your proportions are that of a slightly butch cis female now
BUT
you have a full 40 piece classical orchestra that follows you around everywhere, and at the most inopportune times begins playing a classical rendition of Taio Cruz's 2009 mega hits Dynamite + Break Your Heart.

They play both songs at a near-deafening volume, and then disappear just as oddly as they randomly showed up. And nobody else can hear it and thinks you are insane if you tell them about this. And your whole life this will continue happening, unstoppably, at least once a day, until you die.

green: you are now a non-hrt ftm femboy who is married to Dr. Ray Blanchard's secret, heretofore unseen and undiscussed son who he had with a woman in grad school on one drunken, regretful night.
You will not, cannot take hormones ever or get any gender related surgeries, but your hair stays short, and every month you dye it a new color. Dr. Blanchard's son is heavily into forced impregnation and humiliation/misgendering and his favorite thing to do is to rub your belly in front of your kids and say "this is mommy's womb this is the magical place YOU came from" - wanna feel mommy's tummy and make a wish? And then the kids know to line up (there's four of them) and each get to make a wish on your tummy.

Every Christmas Dr. Blanchard visits and he always has presents for everyone and brings gallons of homemade mulled cider stashed in the trunk of his 2017 Mazda 5 mini-minivan (one of the last sold in Canada) and he loves taking the kids to the drive-through holiday light show and he's kinda like the dad you never had.

red: the President of the United States is magically guaranteed to be a passing straight trans woman for the next 50 years

green: the President of the United States is magically guaranteed to be an flamboyant openly gay man for the next 50 years.

red: all gynephilic (even partially) trans women are magically cursed and now are roaming street prostitutes who can only make money selling their bodies for sex, any other way they try to make money will fail

green: all afabs are enchanted such that they literally HAVE to be taking a therapeutic dose of testosterone to call themselves transgender or non binary or state they have a gender identity - like the words simply won't come out of their mouth unless there is extra test in their system

red: you now live with, and are married for the rest of your life (undivorceably) to Marjorie Taylor Greene, but surprise, she has a 7 inch cock that works and wants to fuck you in the ass at least 4 times a week.

green: you now live with, and are married for the rest of your life (undivorceably) to Chaia Raichik, but, surprise, she has a 9 inch cock that works, and wants to fuck you in the ass at least 5 times a week.

red: all exclusively androphilic transgender women (only attracted to men, have their gender dysphoria totally disappear for good and are now comfortable having sex with, and dating men as men

green: all effeminate gay men have to undergo gender transition

red: trans people all become intellectually disabled, they can sorta talk, but not really in whole paragraphs like before, they act like downies, and have to live in institutions and be cared for

green: everyone who is developmentally and intellectually disabled and institutionalized is now transgender and is begging those around them to make them the opposite sex

red: Lilly Tino is now the President of the United States, for the next 12 years, effective immediately.

green: Dylan Mulvaney is now the President of the United States, for the next 12 years, effective immediately.

red: you become a passing straight trans woman with a loving, caring, gentle straight chad husband who has a well-paying job and is from a nice (wealthy) family. He won't leave you - but - you have stinky diarrhea that never goes away and every 4-6 hours you shit out liquid - for the rest of your life. No medical treatment can stop or alter the pooing.

green: you become a transbian milf, decent looks, average cis wife who is pudgy and nerdy and likes tabletop games and makes elaborate casseroles for your game nights so you can dip tortilla chips into things like chili and artichoke dip. You will never fully pass, but your wife loves you, she already has kids that she wants you to help raise, AND you are guaranteed to live to age 100, in good health, with no major health problems, and then die peacefully in your sleep.

red: radiochan is tied up in the town square at night - a stream of floodlights are directed on her naked, bound body, and hundreds of black men have 6 hours to deposite as much cum in her unlubed asshole as they want, before she is set free

green: same thing, but its emily of 4chan getting nigger-dicked

red: everyone in femrepgen gets pregnant
green: all chasers become bottoms

red: all passing trans women become total tops (if post op their previous penis is restored and enlarged and magically renewed back to working order)
(srs is then-on impossible if you press red for passing trans women)

green: all cis women become cis men (irreversible)

red: you get a straight cis male boyfriend (chad) who really wants to adopt, and an enchantment spell befalls you whereby everyone will call you female and treat you as one, even if you don't look like one - but - the United States becomes the new Israel - all the Jews flee to the US - and the US is now run by Jewish theocrats and the constitution is no more - and they cannot be overthrown.

green: you get large, natural breasts - but - your penis doubles in size - both soft and hard - and works just as well as it did before you started estrogen, if you had SRS, you get the penis back, now doubled in size, and you wake up with an erection every single morning until you die

red: Israel gets a magical forcefield that protects its entire area from all bombs - including nuclear - drone, or other attacks. It will last forever.

green: you get a real vagina, you can't get pregnant, but there's no scars, it looks and feels and works 100% like the real thing, self-lubricating, muscles work right, etc.

red: muslims and jews are now totally at peace and abandon their religious ways entirely, as do christians, and focus on cooperation instead and accommodating differences

green: free unlimited bimbofying surgeries for any trans woman that wants it, or even ftm femboys