>>719943720
>pet those kots for me, and some belly rubs

>>213819786
>>213819827
>>213820075
>Kids show is le dark!

>>718389516
Remember when libs ignored the Epstein stuff for years because it was all their favorite politicians and celebrities implicated? But now that le evil orange bad man is in office now they care lol.

Liberals don’t care about child rape as long as it’s other democrats doing it.

>>149716525
I don't know, that's not what Reddit told me...

>>714934298
>When i spent like 5 straight days with flights and airports travelling abroad i brought my modded dsi to play picrel.
>I whipped it out on a plane ride while sitting in the middle seat too.
>Its not about playing vidya in public but how you look and if you smell bad.

>>509828833
Iranians look like THAT?

>>212468797
>It was all just a heckin dream/hallucination/VR!!!!

>>212464580
>>Barbasol can is both product placement and part of the story

I say all of these and this is what I look like.

>>212423332
>There has not ever been a movie adaptation of a book that has been better than the book, ever.

MFW the character/thing from the old product appears in the new product

>>212290885
>> two handsome chads drive around in a muscle car listening to classic rock saving hot female super models whilst using an arsenal of weapons to fight ghosts n shit
>based

>>60572038
>"Having children" is an egoistical act to satisfy a evolutional instinct.

>>81656051
what's interesting is that it was always like this. There's little that interests men, primally, than to be defenders and advocates of their women. Honor tickles the male brain pleasure centers.

>>81664426
>white feather
It's going to be impossible to get white feather'd anymore.
White feathers questioned the honor of men.
Today's men have never even tasted that refreshing wine that used to be the fruit of masculine labor, done in the service of their women and children, that feeling that came to you that you were unmistakably initiated into manhood. Honor is an entirely foreign concept. 30 year olds walk around with "impostor syndrome" and collect funko pops

Feminists will present the white feather, and say,
>aren't you a man?
To which modern man (full beard and everything) will respond,
>I'm a little sissy kitten! Mrw mrw mrw! I can't go to war, I'm too clumsy, and Daddy doesn't like it when I leave for too long!
And he will actually mean it. And he will actually be spared war for it.