Thread 150250795

Dodgers!

what does india have to do with mlb. serious question

>>150250795 (OP)
>cubes
more like spheres kek

DODGERS SUCK! chants when?

first for fuck spics

>>150250805
bat and ball sport like cricket or something

dodgers

not even worried!

>>150250810
Alejandro

this isn't the thread

Mets

Dodgers literally lost those games and won them for entertainment purposes. A hilarious prank to let the padres have a taste of the division lead before smothering their delusions with a vesia pillow.

>>150250819
we got it we got it

>>150250819
worrt about swallowing big black sausages instead you worthless bitch

kek you spics lost to a state, an island AND shitalians?

>sending Dreyer for one batter
I really hope this bites them in the ass somehow

DOYAS

>>150250819
We believe in sausage girl!

i would've left him in personally

Sausage Girl redemption arc?

>pitching change for the final out
god I hope he gives up a go ahead home run it would be so fucking funny, no offense doggiedoos

dry 'em up, jack

>>150250850
I wouldn't, Dreyer is good and Padres suck against lefties

bro if the dodgers lose this they did it on purpose for entertainment purposes

why is roberts taking out a closer who has struck out two batters this inning?

>>150250850
Absolutely not, they were figuring him out fast.

a reminder that the dodgers are the CANONICAL ANIME TEAM and all other teams are inferior ersatz anime

>>150250866
What would you know? Are you a MLB manager?

>>150250866
Because he's retarded

>>150250819
sausage girl dunking on the haters!

Dodgers win

Rookie?
High Leverage situation?
No Problem.

WE LOVE IT
gg pads cya tomorrow

GG Dodgers fuck you Shildt

gg doyers, good outing by kershaw

doggie doos did it!

HANG THE BANNER.

PADRES HELD THE LEAD FOR 47 HOURS!

trips and sausage girl dies

gg i guess

DODGERS WIN!
BACK IN FIRST!
DORO LOSES!

Roberts liked Dryer in that spot
Dodgers win!

gg Dads
see you tomorrow

DOYAS WIN

>>150250866
Did you see him on the mound? Could barely put a guy away

Alexwin Diaz

Doyers won that game
gg chudres cya tomorrow

>>150250819
BASED BASED BASED!

HEY SAN DIEGO, HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE?

GG Doyers, kinda weird lame game lol

>struggling against the poodres
they're cooked

>>150250894
singles and you die

ggs Friars

Poodres.... what happened?

GG Padres
Thanks for keeping 1st place warm for us. See you tomorrow.

beating the padres in august is like the world series to the dodgers lmaoooooo

Only need to take 1/3 to stay in first, trust the plan. Dodgers couldn't hit either, and good Cease has been back since the trade deadline

OH YEAH
good game, pads

>>150250913
>>150250906
noncanon

>>150250909
tbqh that was not a good looking game for either team. both of these teams would be booty blasted by my brewers!

>>150250920
>>150250889
>gachaslop
kys

Doggies didn't give up!

>>150250929
is this freddy freeman

>>150250931
hey you forgot me

that was the most nothingburger game i've seen in a while

doyer season

>>150250920
Game would've looked a lot different with both Muncy and King. Dodgers barely did anything with the worst starting pitcher the Dodgers had, and Kershaw smoked the fuck out of the Padres.

kek poodres

>>150250920
snell is starting next game

>>150250920
Dodgers won on Demon Slayer Night. Revenge for shitting on them on your boring Nikke Night.

>>150250953
wahahahahaha

>>150250906
>>150250913
Look at them go!

kek poodres

LABUBU SPOTTED

>both teams only got 4 hits
Another slurper confirmed for tomorrow with Cease and Snell.

gg poodrepacos
see you tomorrow

>>150250830
TRUE

>>150250941
where?

>>150250826
Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD.

Bow down, peasants

>>150250964
>Cease and Snell
one of these is not like the other

whos this queen?

It's okay San Diego, at least you have the Chargers to look forward to. Oh wait. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kek, Doyerpacos acting like this is their world series. Cringe. My Broors will booty blast both these shit teams

>>150250973
>either of them
>white

>>150250921
It was a weird offense game, it was more like which offense can suck first, clearly our offense shit the bed lol it's all good they definitely need to move down Arraez, he's such a rally killer.

Gg padres
Hopefully the genny won’t be as shit tomorrow like it was today

>>150250925
He’s the only one in that bullpen who can still pitch

i confess: i didn't watch any of the game except the bottom of the 9th. 40 days of dodgers assball killed my enthusiasm. sports are dumb to watch unless your team has a winning percentage above .700

>>150250980
black goddess kirsten

>>150250977
post deadline Cease has been the dominant Cease people thought he would be. The nerves of being traded were definitely slowing him down, now that those are gone, he's going to repeat the 0ER 11K night he had on NIKKE day

>>150250988
But the Dodgers won puta.

>>150250997
shes absolutely DRENCHED

>>150250963
Isn't it like Fumos for NPC?

>>150250915
*clink* cheers m8

>>150250999
Stfu Mococo, you know nothing of baseball.

>>150250999
Yes, I'm sure your dustin may is very fire.

and the first round of the brown vs brown fight goes to team brown

>>150250999
Ferminator fixed him desu. Finally good pitching sequence from him, love me fermin. Honestly Suprised they made fermin hit, at least let him hit the ball for christ sake.

>>150250997
Love it when sideline thots get drenched

Meanwhile there's a police chase in LA in which the suspect vehicle is driving on the rims.

>>150250994
I don't think either team enjoyed this game when it was on because of the spammer constantly posting jaks. GG Doyers, you still got our number even when you're slumping

>>150251008
since the trade deadline
>Vs berds: 5IP, 1H, 9K, 0ER
>Vs Sox: 5IP, 2ER, 7K
Doggies won't know what hit them tomorrow. Plus if things get bad, we can just have Suarez take one for the team and TAKE OHTANI OUT

WHY COULDN'T YOU DO THAT AGAINST THE FUCKING ANGELS DODGERS????

No one cares, jeetkaner

>>150251026
Where’s the thread?

>criminal browns in LA
i dont believe it!

>>150251040
Mococo, it's time to take your crazy pills and get some sleep.

>>150251043
Padres felt bad and let the old man have his moment before he retires lol

tomorrow is the game I expect people to fight. Snell is a baby who absolutely will try throwing up and in and we still have our guys that absolutely would take revenge if that happens

>>150251042
Angels sold their souls —being above .500 anytime in the next decade— to double sweep the dodgers.

sleep tight mariners nation

1 dump down, 2 to go!

>>150251058
The padres threw at the dodgers first. Stop gaslighting people into thinking you’re the victim.

>>150251065
Where the fuck were you when you got raped by the Angels? YAUTJA WOMBS WERE BUILT FOR BIG ANGEL COCK!

I like the rays colours

funniest part about the dodgers winning is that you know the dbags/analheim/poodres are all seething

>Dodgers closed off the section by the Padres bullpen
https://x.com/owndodgerhaters/status/1956538347100483736
Manfred told the teams they aren't allowed to cause chaos anymore and they're making sure no fan can start shit either

Remember when the media thought the Poodres and Memeriners did enough at the trade deadline to overtake their divisions?

>>150251077
you should, they're among the best in the league (rockies by a slim margin) and their 90s colors truly were the best as the devil rays

>>150251083
such is the case with brownoid fanbases

>>150251091
which media? example?

>>150251080
Padres looked terrible, as expected. They’ve just benefitted from one of the worst stretches of dodger baseball the last decade. They should really be up by several games on the dodgers.

>being tied for first place is like winning the world series for doggie fans
padres take 1 game and the standings will be tied after this series, then dodgers bats will go cold having to play at coors for 4 days in a row

>>150251080
Doesn't matter, my Brewers will leave every latina leaving our playoff game KNOCKED UP with BIG VIRILE MILWAUKEE HALFBREEDS!

>>150251084
I know lol everyone overhyping like we won the division lol at least be 4-10 games ahead before we start this whole omg we in first place shit lol bums

>>150251113
Doyerpacos RUTTED and LEFT SEETHING at this TRUTH NUKE!

do you think Manfred made the call and told the managers they aren't allowed to start anything. we all know Dave and Shildt really want that moment where they can start punching each other

>>150251084
KEK poodres

faggot poodres will start throwing at the dodgers tomorrow

>>150251047
https://www.youtube.com/live/w2NXsZcoZEU?si=32M9J9NHHy7UmFkq
Chase started a while ago. It came to a halt and now they are in a stand off because the guy apparently has a gun.

>>150251133
Snell will start it first, he'll give up a hit off a shitty pitch and then have a melty in the 4th and try throwing at somebody

>>150251113
We kneel, Brewer Gods... please, be gentle to our women... they know not the touch of men because they are all LA lesbians... PLEASE LET THEM STAY AT LEAST! We'll take good care of them!

>>150251113
Let’s check the Milwaukee demographics.
> As of the 2020 United States census,[95] the population was 577,222. The population density was 6,001.2 inhabitants per square mile (2,317.1/km2). There were 257,723 housing units at an average density of 2,679.5 per square mile (1,034.6/km2). Ethnically, the population was 20.1% Hispanic or Latino of any race. When grouping both Hispanic and non-Hispanic people together by race, the city was 38.6% Black or African American, 36.1% White, 5.2% Asian, 0.9% Native American, 9.0% from other races, and 10.1% from two or more races.

>>150251133
guaranteed they'll pull some antics like they always do when they see they can't beat them fairly.

>>150251113
Holy... BASED BREWER GODS KNOCKING UP SOCAL THOTTIES! #SWELLTHEMBELLIES

Jerking it to Alice Larson lads

>>150251116
We'll win both games tomorrow, we make shit pitchers look like Cy Young winners, but good pitchers get slapped around

>>150251113
HOLY! These queefing DoyerPUSSIES are already begging for more in this thread, pretending to not notice the VIRILE THREAT RIGHT NEXT TO THEM... STUNT ON 'EM, BREWERGOD!

man, i expected people to get thrown out way more often when i started watching baybaw

My doggie doos got ass blasted by the Angels and the Angels proceed to be the one who get ass blasted right after. Even today they sucked despite the win

>>150251134
Why are the majority of police chases within LA? Whatever happened to the days of making a run to San Diego and hoping to escape into Tijuana?

>>150251165
damn that's a good looking dude...

>>150251176
Calm before the storm. Benches will clear tomorrow

im not actually a baseball fan but it says here the doders won the world series last year, given that la is a spic area and trump won the election shortly after, how mad were they? did they try to cope with "b-but at least us leftists/spics/globohomo won baseball"?

>>150251166
Poos got slapped by Kershaw minus the HR. Why is Mococo the dumbest Poodrepaco in /mlb/?

My Jints :(
gg Rays

>>150251184
what the fuck are you even trying to ask

FUCK! I was gonna talk about the bbq cookout but my wife 2hu is so angry and making me sleep on the couch for the padres losing!

>>150251178
There are police chases everywhere. It's just that the chases always get streamed live

>>150251165
>this is what cubs fans on /sp/ look like

>>150251193
bread and circuses happened in October (team globohomo won)
globohomo lost in november

my question is did globohomo/spics/leftists/califags try to cope with the election by going on about the dodgers?

>>150251198
Tell her I'm coming by to drop off her Demon Slayer hat I got at the game.

>>150251184
They pissed off the Mexican portion of their fanbase by visiting the White House after he won. Plus one of their pitchers is a huge MAGAhead

>>150251193
R&I jeetkaner

ironically the world series was zionists vs globohomo kek

>>150251216
based, spics learn their place
a new weapon against my enemies
thanks anon

>>150251216
Lot of Hispanics voted for orange man tho. They weren’t gonna vote for a black woman
Go baseball team btw

>>150251186
2025 Kershaw is not great man, he gets his wins because he gets bailed out by the other pitcher being the team's worst one. I mean, come on, Kershaw squeezed out a win just barely while having to face Wandy Peralta and Randy Vasquez who just got called up from AAA. Mind you, in facing those two, Dodgers and Padres got the same number of hits and let's be real, they only got a run because of a misplay on a bunt by manny

>go baseball team btw
nobody is on /sp/ to talk about sports lmao everything here is just racism and nationalism and regionalism under the disguise of sport

nobody here actually cares about the dodgers or poodres or whatever, they're just chicanos who want revenge on white people for trump

just like thirdies are here to seethe about white firsties and europeans are here because we took war away from them with the nuke

>>150251243

speak for yourself

Didn’t ask, sanjay

>>150251229
Why do you post Mococo?

>>150251241
When we gonna do another one?

>>150251251
there's a reason this board has flags

>>150251229
What’s your excuse going to be when Cease gives up 5 runs in 3.1 innings tomorrow?

>>150251241
is that bar gikopoi? haven't been on that in years

my giants still fucking suck

Dodgers will lose the division because the schedule they have for this last month is deceiving. They face the rockies twice, sure, but facing the rockies because facing two teams with very hitter unfriendly ballparks(Oracle and Petco) is a surefire way to guarantee losses. Then they have to face the Reds, who are arguably a playoff team at this point and face the Mariners who I like and want to win. They also face the sneks who are starting to get hot too. Plus with Muncy gone, the Dodgers have lost most of the games that he wasn't available, so they're also playing in territory where they statistically LOSE.

>>150251276
you won't hear it because it won't happen!

>>150251307
Just like ur virginity disappearing kek

Time to sleep, at least o work at 7 AM. Not my favorite but whatever to watch the game and not work til 9 pm. Gn frens see you in da morning uwu

>>150251287
It's bad

How many wins does Kershaw have against the padres?

/heem/

>>150251376
Who's going to be at the door to give you the Demon Slayer hat I got at the game tonight? I'm at the Camp Pendleton rest area right now.

Another car chase

>>150251431
>>150251431
>>150251431

>>150251398

24 after tonight

>>150251448
based winky

>>150250795 (OP)
Decent win. Gotta make up for that terrible Orioles series.

dodgers don't even have any mexican players
-dodgerfan

Brandon Young :(

>103 deleted in the gameday thread
kek

>>150251550
Brandon Young's mom :)

>>150251536
Banda

Does Juan Soto even want to play on the mets?

>>150251636
I suspect he is very satisfied playing for the mets

>>150251536
half their players names sound mexican to me

>>150251636
I know it's kind of a meme to talk about it, but it really does seem like he doesn't. The Mets don't have the attitude to get a player like him going. He would definitely much rather be playing with the Yankees, but money talks.

>>150251602
Built for lewd fantasies where the neighborhood lady spanks you with a hairbrush while her daughter watches.

>>150251655
He could have taken less money to stay with the Yanks. It's nobody's fault but his if he's unhappy

>>150251713
yankees wouldn't give his family a VIP booth and the mets did. that's literally why he went mets

>>150251735
>give his family a VIP booth
imagine the smell
also yankees suites are more valuable than on field performance to hal lol

>>150251760
My boss has had a BoA suite at dodger stadium for the past few years. I don't even think he cares particularly much about it because he raffles off the tickets constantly. Kind of shocking that the big shot yanks cant do Soto a solid.

>>150251760
he rook rike he smell

>>150251536
if you're from florida or socal, you're an honorary mexican/cuban

>>150251287
jints, we're counting on you to give our chadres a boost next week, then come back and beat LA after we're done with them

>>150251886
>help us when it's convenient but we wont help you
parasite-kun thugdre moment

>>150251904
Bob Melvin has already checked out of this season, so the least the jints could do is make sure their "historic rivals" go down with them

>>150251917
Dodger nation will remember this

why did the poodres relieve Peralta so early?

>>150251970
He wasn't the real starter, he was meant to just deal with the top of the order. To be honest, I don't get why, Randy also had tons of success against the top of the dodgers order historically. You could've had Randy go through the lineup once or twice then have Wandy come in. I imagine the main purpose was to have a lefty vs lefty pitcher matchup and see which lineup would struggle more in hopes Padres would take the lead for Randy to maintain(Which technically did happen). Either way, Randy more got unlucky and would've probably been out of the inning that lost them the game had Manny not messed up the catch. Would've been 1 out there with runners on 1st and 2nd, the force out wouldn't have scored the runner and Mookie would've flown out to end the inning

can I get the /MLjonBoy/ special on what the drama with the Twins ownership Pohlads is?

>>150252053
https://x.com/Twins/status/1955639646844793024

>>150252081
>sells everyone for no reason
based retards

>>150252091
The Twins as a franchise is actually giga fucked, it's so sad

>>150252091
>>150252081
wait, so they gutted the team to make it more palatable to potential buyers, got offended at all offers and decided to only sell a minority ownership? While shipping the farm away for airline nuts?

god damn

>Dodgers are using veteran minor leaguer Justin Dean as a defensive replacement and pinch runner in the late innings
Kind of kino desu, I like that he's taking on a Terrance Gore type of role. Really neat piece of strategy for the post-season.

>>150252129
these guys will outhit the top 3 by a total of 1-0 in October

>>150252137
Guys like Kike love to hit in the postseason. I wouldn't doubt it if the bottom of the order became the primary run drives.

Can’t tell if the angels are using the some kind of devil magic to not lose a single game to Ohtani or the Padres are just a cursed team that they can’t beat the dodgers. The angels got their shit kicked in by the A’s

stunt on 'em doggie doos

>>150252211
Mind you, Arte wouldn't have it any other way. He's spiteful over the fact that no one cares about the Angels enough to cut them large media deals since the market is so saturated. If he could press a button to win meaningless games against Californian teams that aren't in his league, but lose every other game, he would press it 100/100 times. He is fueled by nothing but spite, he wont even trade with the Dodgers because of how much they make him seethe.

>>150252211
The A's are actually not as bad as their record says. Since the all star break they have like the 4th best record in the league. Their pitching is ass but they have some real hitters.
Meanwhile the Dodgers have been playing like shit since July and their bullpen has been decimated by injuries.
The Angels also just have a gritty young team that randomly gets hot and then cools off.

>>150252362
Arte not wanting to trade with the Dodgers was a rumor that some random journalist said that other insiders said wasn't true.

>>150252416
t. Arte Moreno

>>150252440
I fucking hate Arte. But I follow Angels beat reporters and I trust them more than what some random dude from ESPN said.

Dodgers won a game they lost today if we're being real here

>>150252211
It's probably something to do with being true divisional rivals versus geographic ones. The Angels and Dodgers are on friendlier terms with eachother. There's no animosity between them, at least with the players.
But The Padres and Dodgers seem to genuinely hate each other. Padres players, especially Machado, seem to really internalize all the little brother shit. So there's more pressure on them and they can't handle it.

パドカスはチンカス
kek

>>150252211
>>150252521
why are you acting like the dodgers were somehow overperforming against the padres today and the padres were the only ones struggling. both teams did terribly today and the whole game was really decided by a single misplay rather than one team doing anything better than the others.

>>150252567
>slices your nutsack off

>>150252567
Even when the Dodgers are playing like shit the Padres get too into their own heads.

what will it take for arraez to get moved either out of the everyday lineup entirely, or just lower in the lineup?

I feel like I would enjoy eating Abby Labar's vagina tbqh

15 games today with no doubleheaders

>>150252567
I expected better from the padres. This series will be a great fraud test as they’re clearly going all in. If they can’t win this series, it’s bad news

>>150252567
that's how you win games. important games

https://youtu.be/tOUpoabzGEk?si=h451b4bD3EJOt8Fg

BEAT THE METS~
BEAT THE METS~
STEP RIGHT UP AND SWEEP THE METS~

>>150252211
It's both.

Jeetcallcenter kek

>>150250805
the Pirates spent a ton on signing those two brothers from India
they made a Disney movie about it

>>150253125
>undergo a complete collapse over the past month
>people still shit on them
kek

>>150253125
got no pitching,
cannot hit,
most times it looks like they don't give a shit!

Nu
>>150253193
>>150253193
>>150253193

>>150253200
>digits
shan't regardless

heh

We need nu tho

Morning /mlb/, im at the point where if it werent for McLean's debut today I would be looking forward to watching syracuse over the metsies

>>150253873
You can still go gay cruising dude don't fret

>>150253888
I hate the gays and their stupid pride night for cursing this team

>>150253935
Nah you love dumpers and bears and bugs and wacky assfucky rainbows n shit. Bug eating fuck

Brewers are cheating

>>150253935
this is the moment it all fell apart

projected standings

>>150253984
proof that whatever the fags touch they ruin btw

>>150252490
he's kinda right, Kershaw carried them along with the fact that the Padres top 3 totally shit the bed went 0-14. the SD offense lost the game more than the Doyers won it and they can't keep relying on that kind of luck

padres are going DOWN

on some hot BABEZ!

>>150254330
Wrong, Padres players like penis.

>>150254348
true but they never touch penises unlike the Dockers

>wake up to catch up on /mlb/ while I was asleep
>all anime fags

>>150250795 (OP)
look at this fatso, lol

>>150254585
always has been

>>150253994
My doggies will go 29-11 over the final stretch? that would be so nice

>>150253994
Really. The Yankees are gonna pull this out of their ass.

Let's give a round of applause for the based Weavedog. I love this guy like you wouldn't believe.

is your team gaping or getting gaped rn?

sheeeeesh

>>150255305
Is 2015 Kershaw back?

KEK

I need it...

how do ball players have dogs when they’re gone for weeks at a time. sound like bad owners to me

will smith

>>150251602
What did they do once they got home?

Dog website catredditor

>>150255469
Is that his dinner?

Schizotypal is projecting his zoosadist fantasies again.

>>150251602
>Oh so close Brandon, but you just missed a perfect game.
>Now come with mommy and help giving her a batch. I've been sweating non stop for the past 5 innings and worked up a stench

People say outrageous things for attention because you ignore their concerns. That's their issue—just keep being yourself.

my metsies can't stop being the talk of the town

>>150253994
>ROCKIES WILL OUTPLAY THE BLUE JAYS FROM HERE ON OUT
okay

>>150255550
Took long enough; nobody knew the Mets were on a worse losing streak than the Yankees until about a week ago.

>>150255428
based Jazz

>18th season
>still one of the most elite pitchers in the starting rotation
Snell 2.37
Yamamoto 2.84
Kershaw 3.01
Glasnow 3.08
Ohtani 3.47 + Wrobleski 4.09

It's nice to wake up and see a Morishita bump day dub for my Carp

>>150255617
Add 1 to those ERAs, and that's what October is going to look like.

>>150255656
Kershaw might suck during the postseason, but he might genuinely be a top 5 regular season pitcher of all time. A 2.52 career ERA over 18 seasons is mind boggling.

>>150255730
Oh no, don't get me wrong. His 2014-16 run was genuinely insane.

jizz jizm LOL

Ok you dumb faggots, I was drunk last night and so I was not in control of what I said, so SUCKS MY DICK. You think winning one game is anything? I GUESS MAYBE ITS SOMETHING TO A SHIT ORGANIZATION LIKE THE DODGERS.

Let me clue you in on a little fact you faggots, we have you for TWO MORE GAMES. Aka, prepare to get RAPED. It’s time we put you in your place. SIX FEET DEEP. I’m walking the streets tonight and I if I see dodger blue then I see a man who is about to get PUNCHED. I have fucking had it with you shit-eating faggots and all you “poodres” posting and snickering. I’m gonna be the fucking one ducking snickeringnwhen Machado hoists the fucking WORLD SERIES.

FUCK YOU LOS ANGELES

>>150255806
> It’s time we put you in your place. SIX FEET DEEP.
Say no more, King. I'll see myself out.

>>150255799
Best 2B in the AL tho

and there it is

We could've had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart in your hand
And you played it to the beat

FAGGets kek!

>>150255825
no gleyber torres is better

The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinkin' that we almost had it all
The scars of your love, they leave me breathless
I can't help feeling

My Royals are finna make me have some hope. Don’t do this to me guys.

>>150255825
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEI OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTANI IS IN A LEAAAAAAAAAAAAGUE OF HIS OWWWWWWN

We could've had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
And you played it to the beat
Could've had it all
Rolling in the deep
You had my heart inside of your hand
But you played it with a beating

Both are having career-best seasons. Gleyber Torres had a stronger first half than Jazz, but Jazz has been consistent from midseason to now and is a positive defender and teammate.

ngh..mfh...

>>150253191
Because the Mets are really blowing this lead
Giving up Home Runs over the wall
AL, NL everybody's coming down
To beat the M-E-T-S Mets from New York Town

>my Tigers were starting to become the betting favorites
>strategically collapse in August to curse someone else with being the odds on favorites
Everyone else is playing poker and were playing cribbage.

SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS

>>150256210
Nah, your tigers just suck.

>>150254228
El nino caca, Machimpo, Arraez, and Merrill are overrated shitters.

>>150256233
Yep gotcha right where we want ya.

Will someone please buy the Padres and pull a Dean Spanos by moving them out of San Diego.

>>150255428
>Jizzum is a toxobrained cat fag
Post the webm

>>150255806
Too obvious and also not funny

cat owners possess a higher intellect
that's why jazz goes for high iq plays on the basepaths that no one else even considers

gm mariners nation looks like we have a few gennys to complete again

>>150256618
had a dream last night that i owned a kitten that looked like this

>>150256644
>he watches grown men hugging as a sport

Jays have six starters now, what's the plan here?

>>150256618
cenar I’m the One and cabría M Is My M es son

I am still so fucking pissed about last night's Poodres game. Terrible team-wide approach to Kershaw and Shildt gave the game away asking Estrada to pitch 2 innings for absolutely no reason. I'm over seeing Arraez bat 2nd against lefties; I can't believe I'm saying this, but get Campusano on this roster ASAP.

>>150255929
>>150255825
*record scratch*

>>150256697
None of them are good.

Keep Bassitt and DFA the rest.

>>150254710
we stole that base so fast they didnt even manage to broadcast it
alejandro "the human blue " kirk

>>150256644
I can't stand UFC, it's like everything is set up for a kino boxing match and then you get foreigners with parkinson's instead.

>>150256709
Geno status you marincuck?

>>150252655
Free agency unfortunately unless Preller doubles down with limited resources (he absolutely will). I love his approach to scouting but you're never gonna get slugging 3B/1B/LF/DH types if all you draft is SS/CF with hit tools.

>>150256618
>”I wouldn’t want me on second base either if I’m them.”
>gets thrown out on a popup to the infield

>>150256722
Gib Judge

>>150252019
>Randy got unlucky
The man is luck incarnate

Blake Snell will throw a no-hitter against his former team.

*gives you a big kiss on the lips*

>>150250795 (OP)
Can the pit pirates win?

>>150256773
Game tying double last night.

Can the pit pirates win?

>>150256892
>>150256928
Oops! Anon deleted his post and forgot to reply to OP >>150250795 (OP)
Don't worry your genny pals have your back!

>>150256909
My Mets clawed back a lead twice, scored 9, and still lost because the pitching is just pathetic. David Stearns needs to be run out of town with pitchforks and torches.

can you shut up?

>>150251970
Opener he was only supposed to limit the number of times Vasquez got exposed to Ohtani and Freeman. He was never going to see a batter after Freeman

2 more weeks and I can finally start cheering for the 49ers again.

his agent is fucked, isn't he?

See man I done told all you all Cocksuckers that Kershaw on the mound, it's a Fucking guaranteed win! Dodgers are so Fucking back Bros!

>>150256826
Ok.

Gib Bichette, Moreno, Nimmala, Orelvis Martínez, and your 2026 CBA Pick.

>>150257039
Why are Mexicans like this? you're not allowed to cross the SoCal-NorCal border like that, pick a side cabron

>>150256943
>linking to a deleted post makes me cool o algo

>>150256955
Ryne did okay though!

>>150257049
He's going to throw his agent under the bus like he did with Ippei.

>>150257039
this is da year da 'ea'awks win da nfc west

>>150257049
all i know is that ohtani didn't have any part in this, he doesn't even speak english

>>150257091
I don't know what oh algy means.

>>150257086
>SoCal-NorCal border
Where's that at?

>>150257174
Bakersfield

>>150257061
That's it? Deal. Just let me ask the Dbacks if they want to give us Moreno back

>>150257174
on either side of the neutral zone that stretches between Monterrey and San Luis Obispo

dodgers tried to lose that game on purpose for entertainment purposes, disappointing desu

>>150257199
nigga that's way too far inland

>>150257268
I've just advance socal to stockton, argue with me again and it'll be crescent city.

>>150257249
>on either side of the neutral zone that stretches between Monterrey and San Luis Obispo
Is there a line of control or a line of actual control?

>>150257125
I just can't watch football. I'm gonna watch the Dominican Winter League instead.

>>150257203
Start spreadin' tha trades

>>150257049
>first he has the dodgers isolate and waterboard a woman just to get his first dodger stadium home run ball back
>then he frames his interpreter to cover up his gambling addiction
>then he wins the NATIONAL LEAGUE MVP as a mediocre DH
>now he’s defrauding real estate investors out of hundreds of millions
and we are just supposed to sit back and watch this crime spree continue to happen?

>>150257302
It's demilitarized.

GiantsBros... What Fucking happened!? How is he Fucking down like this!? Please Fucking no! He has been on a tear so far in August!

>>150257302
on the 101 north after you pass through Santa Barbara there's a big tunnel with a sign that says
>WARNING!!! CUIDADO!!!
>Now leaving Southern California and entering the SLO DMZ!!!
never gone farther than that tho it seems too scary

>>150257325
Is Dominican winterball on YouTube?

>>150257331
Matt Chat Men o algo

Padres are not a serious team if Arraez bats 2nd vs Snell and I shan't let them ruin my Saturday night if that's the case

Single-A Stockton

>>150257327
The MLB has invested too much in making him their international poster boy, they're going to protect him at all costs.

>>150257345
Some of the games are on YouTube, some are included on MLB TV, but it looks like their Facebook has streaming links.

For me, its the Stockton Ports

What was with the Padres pitching yesterday? I mean I know Michael King got hurt but are they saving Darvish for game 3 or something?

>>150257410
It looked like a pre-planned bullpen game. Also >Michael King
Yankees legend.

Kek! Stupid Rays! You should know the rules, you can't have 2 people on the same base! Fucking Kek!

>>150257345
tigres del licey play on youtube

>>150257401
Hueeeeeeell.

>>150257426
LIDOM is kinda based, you might randomly see Juan Soto or Luis Gil playing there one day.

He's back

Our /mlb/ mascot Recker, played for the Leones del Escogido in the Domincan league.

>>150257410
The pitching plan was fine besides Estrada inexplicably being asked to go 2 and Matsui getting meaningful work (he did his job tho, much like Vasquez)
>are they saving Darvish for G3
That's his scheduled start, yeah

>>150257426
For me, it's Leones del Escogido

>>150257501
>For me, it's Leones del Escogido
Our /mlb/ mascot, Recker, played for the Leones del Escogido.

>>150257426
kino, I'll probably watch when my seahecks aren't playing

>>150257327
He's Japanese, so it's okay for him to do all of that

>>150257515
Ok thanks.

Once a Leones, always a leones! ESCOGIDOOOOO!

kek

>>150257532
junior caminero mindFUCKED los tigres del ligay
>i can beelee eht!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLjmIqfrcSA&ab_channel=MLB

>>150257327
He's going to keep getting away with it because he prints money, so yeah

THAT FUNSY MUNSY

is this the greatest midseason turnaround for a player ever?
how does this even happen

>>150257669
King Vaughn.

Red Sox-Reds WS.

JAYS WIN THE WS!!

>>150257410
this is sick I want it on a shirt

>>150257789
Why so everyone can make fun of you?

>>150257810
no because it is very rad

>>150257576
kinoooooo

tighairs back on the upswing. worlds eries favorites once again

>>150257886
>worlds eries favorites
But enough about /our/ Seattle Mariners.

>>150257789
NOH! YOU DAN DUIT THISWAN!!! YOU DAN DUIT!!! YOU ARE THE BLODDY!!!!

>>150257544
Fun fact about the Leones del Escogido,

>>150257959
Nice self-portrait, cucknadian.

>>150257576
>50s home run trot
LIDOM is beautiful

>>150257959
t. Visajeet Lefebvre

>>150257986
>>150258141
*mumbles*
youbloodybasterdbitchbenchmarklangamoderchode....

Schizotypal is speaking his native tongue; it happens when you grew up in Bangladesh and migrated to Canada at a later age.

>>150257886
Feels good man. It was looking real bleak there for a minute.

Please fuck my ass

>>150257049
How could Ippei do this?

>>150257203
>give us Moreno back
No thank you

>>150257569
Why do they have a giant sandal prop now?

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

>>150258678
YAS YAS OMG YAS

UTAH PADRES!

>>150258425
I'm a girl and dont like anal

>>150258678
There is literally nothing wrong with enjoying science, Nintendo or The Sandlot.

>>150258678
I fucking LOVE science

>>150258646
some stupid caribbean thing where because they're too poor to afford shoes mom has to hit them with her flipflop when she's angered

>>150258754
I quarking love science!!! :D

>>150258678
I think I promised to watch that if the M's swept...

>>150258772
Based alchie (you did).

>>150258747
open bob or migrate to the first world

Nice

What’s with ohtani allegations
Are they serious or just slander

>>150258790
I can quit anytime I want.

>>150257569
2021 Padres vibes lol

>>150258751
honestly this desu. I like the sandlot and am having fun with the new dankey kang.

>>150258807
just one look at his face

>>150258807
nothing burger

>>150258807
forget about it jake

>>150258807
Ohtani has an identical twin and has been duping baseball for almost 20 years

>>150258807
it's become a pattern. just saying...

>>150258807
Derek Jeter getting sued by a failed minor leaguer tier of relevance

>>150258837
>forget about it jake
What is it?

>Ohtani didn't gamble, it was Ippei!
>Ohtani didn't defraud, it was Nez!
>Ohtani didn't burn the house down, it was Mamiko!
>Ohtani didn't bury the bodies, it was Decoy!!!

Just once I'd like you freaks to explain this image. Just. Once.

>>150258906
Chinatown

>>150258892
Jeter mentioned!

>>150259014
>FILIPINOTOWN

>>150259014
bet there are some goooooood ladyboys in Filipinotown!

>>150258988
very happy that volpe had his big moment, at such a young age too.

>>150250795 (OP)
Jesus Christ Cubs fans are fat

Ohtani was spotted in Historic Filipinotown, but our paparazzo lost sight of him once he entered the Jollibee men's room, apparently with a woman who was not his wife.

>>150259096
Nothing wrong with putting on some lbs.

>>150258984
>Just once I'd like you freaks to explain this image. Just. Once.

>>150259106
no...NO!!!

>>150258984
>ohtani was the 19th Angel responsible for bringing about the third impact and will implement instrumentality as soon as his crimes catch up with him
never fucking ends with this guy

>>150259155
only oldfags remember this

>>150258824
>just one look at his face
he's just a humble Japanese man, with very small penis, so small compared to white American men, he's completely harmless

>>150259155
>kamala dung

>>150259155
>>150259157
so that's why he was at the white house.....

if the brewers win again tonight they will have scored more runs than the opponent

>>150259233
pfffffft, this guy don't know ball!

Not even worried Chadrebros. We're going to light up smelly snelly and yamameatballs or whatever shitter they put on the mound tomorrow

Is /mlb/ ready to admit that Brian Cashman won the deadline?

>>150259410
He won the trade deadline among New York teams.

>>150259410
>Cashman
a little on the proverbial nose, no?

Yankinos won that deadline

ITFCB

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK7ah7u2L7s&ab_channel=YESNetwork

vgh

hang on for me rockies

pmfma (please mindfuck my ass)

>>150259724
haha

>>150259869
>redsox
My grandfather is going to have a stroke

>>150259106
Why would he enter an area for inferior Asians?

>>150259976
Jbs is good though tho.

>>150259049
That's at Thai Town.

>>150259363
Padres are absolutely shit against lefties, I'm very worried if Shildt/Preller don't adjust the lineup and roster. Only chance today is if Snell pitches himself out of the game after 4 innings

>>150259976
Maybe he likes the spaghetti?

>>150260002
you're probably gen X obese out of commission fag

>>150260011
also street shitting is an art

can y'all niggas shut the fuck up

love kirky

>>150260113
Cal has 13 this year (so far)

>>150259869
Alright time for my breakdown. The final locked in break down of the MLB based on this chart.

Rectangle of Frenship
>Tigers
>M's
>Rays
>C's

Burning too bright too early
>Phils
>Pewers

Money can't solve everything
>Yanks
>Dodgie Doos

Stop looking at Stats
>Blueple Leafs
>DBacks

Death Row
>Metties...
>Berds
>Marlins
>Oriolels
>Anglels
>California A's of Sacramento
>Natties
>Tins
>Blood Thirsty Savages

The Dads
>Dads
>Giant Dads
>Royal Dads
>Texas Dads
>Space Dads
>Indian Dads

Help!
>Pirates
>White Sox

Tonight on Cold Case
>Rockies

>>150260113
naylor's better

>>150260178
but cal isn't packaged like a garbage bag on college moving day given some limbs

soccerwogs flooding the 'log yet again

>>150260113
Based fatman

>>150260209
Swap Metties to money can't solve everything, pretty sure they'll bounce back too.

>>150260217
Dude did you see his freakin BUTT lmao I'M DOOOOOMPING

no one cares jeetcallcenter

>>150260260
his bottom half is extremely large

>>150260217
Pobody's nerfect!

>>150260209

> California A's of Sacramento

stealing this for my trip there

>>150260258
I SAID THE LIST WAS FINAL!!!!

>>150260270
>>150260272
jeetkaner, your response?

>>150250795 (OP)
>jays have been a negative defensive run value saved team the last two months
and this is why stats are bogus (defensive ones at least)

>>150260209
I like being in the frentangle.

>>150260299
Nah, run differential isn't bogus. The Blue Jays are a fraudulent team taking advantage of the sleeping giants. Last place by September 15th.

>>150260178
what makes randy so iconic?

Nico the savage

>>150260299
man power means jack shit now

North America needs to be cleansed of Canadians

I chose gay and I'm choosing Mets too

>>150249633
>>150249633
1/5 of this nu got NUked, recycle

>>150260360
with donald fawning harder than ever over putin and benjamin, you'll probably have your wish

>>150260299
Stats should be measured with your mom's dick in my mouth.

>>150260379
that's some scrub shit

>>150260360
I don't want more indians next door to me

>>150260397
Blame the retarded chikaner, the people who bait him, and the people who reply to him

>>150260386
Whoever goes down goes down

>>150260421
Double it and give it to the next eunuch.

>>150260379
it really took them that long to nuke the offtopic raceposting

>>150260467
/sp/ is so irrelevant it goes hours with no modding

>>150260523
better than /nfl/ which is monitored nearly 24/7 by bitchknees, a poltard janitor who baits people into offtopic and then gets them banned. xe also posts tons of porn in the thread, but gets away with it because of janitor status

>>150260631
sounds like a glownigger trying to suppress wrongthink