this little nigga is so fucking gay, holy shit

Kinda? Not sure what gay dudes are like but I like the way he is.

>>>/vg/

Do people ever talk about the gameplay or is this just the same as gacha game threads where you post fanart? (becaue the actual product is trash)

ralsei made me gay

I GOT THE LINK BEFORE THE JANNIES DELTED IT THANK YOU!!!!

>>712776672
The gameplay is about pounding this faggy goat though

>>712776343 (OP)
Ralsei made me gay for Ralsei

i dont care how many times Toby hints at it

im not fucking the goat that looks like kris' brother

>>712776672
Do you ever post anything good?

Gay icon

he's not gay if you consider Kris is a girl

>>712776970
>if Kris is a girl
Yeah but I'm not

>>712776343 (OP)
He can be fixed

>>712776343 (OP)
and? your point?

>>712777075
Why to people like his fur black when he looks this sexy?

>>712776970
Kris is literally written like a dude. I dont know who Toby is kidding by trying to make it "ambiguous" when hes clearly written as male.

Ralsei X Fem Kris is the peak of Deltarune

>>712776672
Somehow you manage to find all the threads that are specifically about the homosexual and feel compelled to comment in them.

>>712776970
Its actually they/them

>>712777298
If we're gonna be taking it seriously, then Kris is blatantly male. Him acting as a conduit for players' homolust towards Ralsei is evidence of this.

I made him gay

>>712777273
always about gacha, too

>>712776343 (OP)
You undertale retards are the most obnoxious posters on this board. Please go back to r_ddit or wherever else this kind of shit >>712777298
is actually accepted

>>712777481
seethe

Okay surely we can have a thread where we talk about the game and not falseflag tumblr weirdos at each other right
I don't want to believe the magic is gone yet

>>712776679
>femboy/twink
>gay
unless you would pound Asgore and post-college twink death Asriel, you are prison gay

>>712777483
fluffy boys are powerful indeed

>>712777342
easier to instill order with a massive shlong

Nonny came in the last thread...

>>712777631
Boss monsters do not suffer twink death though I don't think boss monsters exist in Deltarune

>>712776970
>Spent their entire childhood in the same bedroom as their adoptive teenage hormonal brother
Even Toriel isn't so naive as to think that would be possible with a girl.
Kris bunked with his brother for a decade, in a highly religious household. Ergo, he's all but guaranteed to be a male.

>>712777237
its so faggots from tumbler buy his game. Thats it. He should change it to he, that is fair criticism.

>Don't bother, Kris. Ramb's already turned to stone a bit ago... He was a plug, but because you played with him like any other toy, it made him feel special. Might have given him a little bit of an ego, in fact... Always condescending to any plan, saying "what's best for Kris?" Couldn't get rid of him, so Tenna made him "work the stand"... Us from Card Castle fit in fine. Him? He never really belonged. His first day at this stand, he joked "how about the usual?"... no one laughed! Mixing drinks alone for himself, he wasn't allowed to handle the points... No one will shed a tear for him. Inside, he was probably stone already.

>>712777382
Well in all seriousness I would still say they, since its 2 people in one body.

>>712777596
I have tragically been bounf to a phone and its driving me crazy trying to meaningfully contribute through all this

>>712776343 (OP)

>>712776343 (OP)
Why do niggas ship this fuck with Kris when its clearly an allegory representation of his brother? Like I get the sick fucks that are on this board are into that, but even among normie fans they still are down for this shit. I dont fucking get it

>>712777596
from the verbiage and reaction pics alone I assume the regular anons from this board dipped already, now it's just a bunch of secondaries from twitter

Why is it always thick thighs.
I love thick thighs too much

>>712777916

>>712777861
Question. If he is the asriel valentine card, and asriel is apparently a pussy slayer. Why the fuck is he so gay? Foreshadowing asriel sluttiness (he got it from his mom)?

>>712777386
You know, despair really looks good on him.

>>712778002

Tony...

>>712778094
kek

>>712777935
Sign of fertility/boywife-yness

I'm about to fight the Knight
What should I expect

>>712777916
And?

>>712778151
anal penetration

>>712776343 (OP)
He's literally me

>>712778151
Buble

Is Ralsei fagslop?

>>712778151
lube up

Fuck off Yeeze

>>712778151
Endless CBT

So how bad do you guys think the inevitable crashout is gonna be?
What chapter?
How do you think it'll happen?
What do you want to SEE happen?

>>712778061
Agreed

>>712778151
you're probably going to get your shit rocked

>>712778156
Holy SEXO

>>712777916
Theyre all sick fucks. Its kinda why people hate furfags

>>712778242
I want her to tear (US) out of Kris and yell at us and do that fake out "I am going to eat your face" thing she did in chapter 1

>>712778213
the softest of the slop

>>712778151
hours of your life you are never getting back(but it'll feel like sex when its over)

>>712777253
that's a hug not kissing, also dude looks like his brother.

Holy shit not a single fucking post in this thread is talking about the game

You should all be ashamed of yourselves god damn this is embarrassing

>>712776343 (OP)
I'm so fucking gay for this little nigga, holy shit

>>712778414
goat sex uoh ToT

>>712778023
>Why the fuck is he so gay?
he was created by gaster to lure the player

>>712778151
Holding your breath lasts the whole fight
Make measures before battle to keep Ralsei alive for as long as possible without actually giving him any items during the fight
There's a set pattern so note it down and prepare for the ones that skullfuck you upon subsequent attempts
Don't touch the TP meter for anything other than Rude Buster

Doe mouth

>>712778094
lol wow

>>712778414
>>712778151
nigga

>>712777916
>>712778410
Ralsei does NOT look like Asriel and it is NOT weird if he kisses Kris on the mouth

>>712776782
>Someone spoonfed the faggot
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU PAY TOBY.

>>712778151
You're going to die for sure until you learn the moves at first.
When it starts glowing white for a turn just heal, that's the final attack you must survive before it's dead.
The HP bar will be roughly 70-80% full when it's about to die.
Remember to time the input on Rude Buster to deal more damage.
You only need to Hold your Breath one time, it lasts the entire battle.

>>712778151
using a cactus as dildo is probably less painful

>>712778447
It's not his fault he's so waifuable

>>712777916
Despite how hard normalfags try to pretend otherwise, everyone likes incest on some level

>>712778151
It's not too hard if you're not a scrub

>>712777916
>it's an allegory representation of his brother
Sure, I guess. But is it his brother?

Huh?

No it's not?

well then shut up, nigger

>>712778151
Good luck.

>>712778732
>Remember to time the input on Rude Buster to deal more damage.
remind me again. when was that?

>>712778606
Sauce?

>>712777916
>ship
We're just jacking off to it, don't bring your Twitter nonsense here.

>>712778242
one of em is prob gonna die

however, she said "Knight" after the final fountain was sealed, was she referring to Kris? does she know Kris and the player are two different entities?

>>712778865
honestly you could probably press it at any point once the actual attack comes out

>>712777916
Nigga I'm just whacking it to the idea, who's talking about shipping?

why do people act like ralsei is a kid anyway

>>712778094
there was already a switch in the trash in chapter 3, did he really need another reference

Bros...

>>712778865
I always did it when it's about to hit the target, I honestly never felt confident about it personally though.

>>712777128
female kris has grown on me

>>712778865
It's stronger as it gets closer to the end of the attack, so do it late

>>712778986
Still shorter than the Spamton+Tenna video

>>712778865
right before the rude buster wave hits an enemy, hit Z on the keyboard or press A on the controller to deal extra damage

>>712779040
the art is cute even if it's hard to believe in-game for a number of reasons

>>712778151
The best new song on repeat for a few hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8Us0DZgexw

>>712778986
GOD I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT RALSEI BEING FORCED TO FUCK KRIS'S TIGHT LITTLE PUSSY. HE WOULD HATE IT. AND SHE WOULD LOVE IT.

>>712776343 (OP)
Toby is grooming countless teens into liking fluffy boys,someone stop him

https://files.catbox.moe/nkps3t.jpg

This thread is really gay

>>712778242
i suspect she'll slowly start realizing that all her friends have been lying to her from the start in ch5, but we won't get the actual crashout until ch6
it's going to be bad, susie acting completely unhinged bad
although i think it could go either way, either she flies into a rage at how everyone tricked her for their own gain, fuelled by her own self loathing for believing it at all and attempts to destroy everything she can, or she just implodes on herself, her life means nothing to anybody and whenever anyone gets close to her it's only because they can use and abuse her and she goes effectively catatonic

>>712779174
oh no how horrible????

>>712779268
Sorry, I'm really horny

>>712776672
There have been Ralsei threads weekly for years. I keep getting suckered in them too, hoping for Deltarune discussion. Doesn't look like there's much in this thread either.

MAKE HIM BLACK AGAIN
MAKE HIM BLACK AGAIN
MAKE HIM BLACK AGAIN

>tfw Deltarune fan yet not attracted to anthros in the slightest
You people are hard to be around.

>>712779380
Feral only for me.

>>712779040
Edgy twink Kris is still way better

>>712778242
The crashout is gonna happen when Kris and Ralsei make their move and leave her out in the cold. Probably around the same time Kris tries to dispose of the SOUL for good.
That's when she finds us. That's when we get to enter her
That when we get to go full RAMPAGE

>>712779370
wud u a nigga ralsei???

>>712778242
i will beat the SHIT out of kris when this happens, i'll tell you now
if i have to fight her as him, i will purposefully lose a few times just so he fucking gets the message

>>712779268
Don't worry bro, it's not gay if you just say "no homo"

>>712778884
>>712778967
>Bro Im not doing some gay shit like shipping, Im just jacking off to gay porn on a male dominated basket weaving image board
I pray you retards find salvation

>>712779370
His ultimate fate is to return to black when the roaring triggers and he turns into a Titan.

>>712776782
>needs a spoonfed torrent/repack instead of taking 30 seconds to do it himself
Are you retarded or just inexcusably lazy?

>>712779370
>>712779706

>>712776343 (OP)
for me

>>712776654
MIKE, SEND THIS TRANNY TO THE SHARTY

CURIOUS how some "fans" will say that Ralsei is gay, yet simultaneously choose to believe that Kris isn't a boy.
WHO are the shipping Ralsei with then?

>>712779473
Perfect taste

>>712777147
Because the hat is CUTE as FUCK okay?

https://files.catbox.moe/8es3az.jpg

>>712779846
>WHO are the shipping Ralsei with then?
Lancer

>>712779370
When the sprite sheet gets updated on spriters resource I will make a blacksei mod trust the plan bros.

>>712779550
>She obtains the Soul.
>Has a full pic related meltdown as all the power of the Soul overtakes her

>>712779174
...that means lots of girls will like fluffy boys too, right?

>>712779892
GREEN BEANS

>>712776343 (OP)
>NOT being gay in 2020+5
You're missing out, man?

>>712779773
So, is that supposed to be subtext that he doesn't like looking like that?
You know since he's breaking out the suffering smile?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6rk4r1_Z7Q
Deltarune?
Gay?
Never!

>>712779130
TV Time is a million times better, its stuck in my head

goat frotting

>>712780020
The suffering smile is because his is one of the only things he can name that he likes about himself. IE, he doesn't like himself. Probably because of his role in the prophecy, he is stuck between wanting to be friends with Kris & Susie, and being fated to lead possibly one or more of them to their deaths.
The result is self-loathing.

>>712776878
>hints
He basically outright declares Ralsei's homosexuality

>>712779130
>>712780107
Plebs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxPHMcpuYeA

>>712777481
That post you quoted is ironic, and there's a fair chance yours isn't

>Mints are a revive item
>There are mint leaves in Dess' room

Asrielfag wish they had this much exposure. I can't wait until Ch5 release and Tody subvert our expectation again and show us that Asriel is a jerk.

>>712780020
You get that if you ask him about "your face" and say you've "seen it before"
His appearance, looking cute, is one of the few things he feels confident and proud about, so saying things that undermine his appearance or imply you don't like how he looks is one of the few things that really hurts him enough to push back on (You) about.

>>712778242
Chapter 5 She's going to destroy the festival during her crash out.

Uhm... I hate Sans

>>712780586
>Dess has been planting revive mints through the dark worlds to help you

>>712780586
>mint leaves
Anon...

>>712778151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxXXysTOtsY

>>712780586
THAT AIN'T MINT THAT'S THE DEVIL'S LETTUCE.

>>712779550
>tfw YOU win the susiebowl

>>712777237
That’s how Toby writes half his females. Susie and Undyne are basically just macho men.

realistically, Whats the most fucked up thing that could happen in the next chapters?

I can't remember my choices
I am the forgetting man

>>712780936
We SnowGrave Assgore and Toriel continues the Jitterbug

>>712780608
>show us that Asriel is a jerk.
The one single surest fact in the game is that Asriel loves Kris and vise versa

>>712778747
All three of those embeds are crungo.

>>712780936
The reason the thorn ring animation was changed wasn't to avoid including rape allegories in the game.
It was, in fact, to avoid diluting the impact of the upcoming fully explicit rape scene.

This dialogue is still so damn funny

>>712780826
>The Soul is the only thing that never lied to her
Forget about Noelle being yandere for (you), Susie is gonna go fucking nuts. Especially if she starts super leaning into the prophecy as the girl with HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART

>>712781087
im certain the rose imagery will come back in later chapters

>>712777916
If they aren’t biologically related who gives a shit? Not like they’re going to reproduce by buttsex anyway. Everyone shipped Chara and Asriel in Undertale.

>>712781067
But how Asriel love Kris is the question. Would Asriel bully Kris but Kris think this is what brotherly love is?

for >>712774445 from the last thread
https://files.catbox.moe/o8ior2.png

>>712780936
noelle kills rudy
asgore dies protecting kris
watching the hope in susie's eyes die
ralsei having a full breakdown
kris going apeshit on (you) and speaking

>>712781219
Not him but thanks, super based again.

>>712780936
Susie goes "Noelle I don't actually swing that way"
It would shatter millions.

You guys had a whole gay goat thread without me :(

>reuse half the characters in your previous game and make them significantly worse in the process
i can't think of any other piece of media to even attempt this

>>712781219
very nice

>>712780826
She noticed (You). It's only a matter of time now.

>>712776782
Post it for me too

>>712777916
*not blood related

>>712780936
>The vessel comes back
>It rapes Susie

He’s actually straight but the fans seethe because he’s NOT gay.

>>712781318
Not many others use the characters in the game they actually want to make as part of their test drive

>>712780936
>We get a second ThornRing from the Flower Shop Dark World
>Noelle puts it on Kris's finger while we prevent them from resisting
>She asks for (Your)r name
>She starts almost exclusively calling Kris (You)
>You make her stronger to the point that you don't need Ralsei and Susie anymore
>Kris isn't able to take (You) out anymore
>Kris loses their friends, their will, their personality, and even their name as we shape them into our vessel
>The Cage, with human SOUL and parts

>them

>>712781157
>>712781341
im imagining a scene of her walking down a hallway with you and one of the dialogue choices is
> ...
> <3 Hey did you know you can rape the ice mage in dragon blazers 2

>>712781219
brother, what brush is this.

:)

>>712781342
NTA but I am the one that provided
Here https://vikingf1le.us.to/f/Vx9pSR5cTF

>>712781342
third post in this archive, enjoy
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/712776027/

>>712780936
Rudy either dies or is dying, Noelle makes a dark world in the hospital out of desperation, and Snowgrave route has her accept that she needs to be stronger without relying on her dad to protect her, and Snowgraving him herself.

>>712781376
He likes ribbons way too much to ever be straight.

>>712777790
>Always condescending to any plan, saying "what's best for Kris?"
Ramb was a real one, I hope he's happy wherever Mini Kris took him

>>712780936
a character dies and Susy tries to revive them in the dark world using his ashes sprinkled on an object

i hate i got that part of chapter 4 spoiled for me, but i couldnt stop listening to deltarune songs on youtube, i shouldnt have read the comments

>>712780372
>>712780667
Damn I should do that on my next playthrough

>>712781595
beat me to it, thanks.

>Open thread
>saves image
>saves image
>saves image
>saves image
...

>>712779153
He would like it because it would make Kris happy. He likes making everyone else happy.

>>712781630
Kill all Pippins

>>712781670
Yeah me too

>>712781595
>>712781607
Based thanks

>>712781535
I wouldn't be surprised if she DID know that considering she managed to do the Evil route by accident

Im straight
Im straight
Im straight
Im straight
Im straight
Im straight
Im straight

>>712781670
I only saved the Asgore image
God I can't wait for more Asgore in chapter 5

>>712781791
I'm not, and thank god for that. I love this fucking goat so god damn much.

dumb FUCKING goat!

>>712781840
I know what you are.

why is this susie face sprite so messy? especially the right eye

I WANNA SEE EVERYTHING EVERY FUCKING DIALOGUE EVERY LITTLE DETAIL EVERYTHING I NEED I FUCKING NEED IT AAAHHHH
minus

everyone wants to fuck the goat
well, i want to get fucked by the goat
we are not the same

>>712781918
>right eye
hair covering that eye

>>712781656
>>712781774
You're both welcome I just like sharing stuff with bros cause it's nice and comfy

>>712781884
Im straight
Im straight
Im straight
Im ....
straight

>>712781961

>>712781791
>mega gay half-lidded slut eyes
the fuck you are

So discussion has basically ran its course right?

>>712781918
toby trying to do the anime thing where her eyes are visible through her hair

>>712781972
Trans icon Honey the Cat is in the thread with us right now???

>>712782017
I'm Mike.

>>712781987
>>712782036
i mean her left (our right)
whats with the two pixels extending into her eye white
or am i reading it wrong

>>712782017
Yes, but expect Yellow to get more threads than the actual official game for some god knows why.

>>712782017
no it's just faggoat hours
maybe the next thread will be more productive

>>712781376
you kidding right? i hadnt played Chapter 2 until like, a week before chapters 3+4 came out, i was in the battery acid river ride with Ralsei thinking

>please dont say it, please dont say it...
>Ralsei: "Kris i... [some EXTREMELY gay shit]"
>ahhh come on!

had to break the little goat's heart, cuz i dont swing that way, specially with the guy that looks like goat brother

i did accept to go to the festival with Berdly, because with Susie and Noelle munching carpets, its clear im not going to get any ass here, so i might as well see what happens, at the very least i get more funny Berdly dialogue

>>712782017
bro i just finished the game, i had avoided /v/ for 2 weeks to not get spoiled

>>712782085
It's supposed to be narrowed eyes glaring (compare with the size of the other eye) with a crease underneath to show intensity.
But because it's a small black-and-white portrait it's easy to misread, yeah.

>>712782059
I'm pretty sure she's not trans but if she has a functional penis I would suck it anyway

>>712782085
i think it's her eye shape being weird with her face shape
i do agree it looks kinda off, yeah

>>712782175
So what'd you think?

>>712781791
Me too, anon. Me too.

>>712782108
>its clear im not going to get any ass here
>not wanting to make noelle the awkward third wheel when susie inevitably focuses more on her bro over her
how could you so naive?

You'd have to be a faggot to choose Susie or Noelle over this

>>712782017
Probably, oh well.

You can meet Ralsei in your dreams if you try hard enough anons. He'll be there for you.

>>712782017
there is tons of things to discuss, but shipfags and coomers always derail the thread

>>712782238
Fuck.
I won't submit. I'm straight. I'm straight.
I'm straight. I'm straight.

>>712782250
Susie is going to date Noelle to pwn Carol. Give up now bro.

How hard would it be for Toby Fox to add more songs to the rhythm minigame and a boss rush mode?

>>712782017
Just go to the other thread

>>712782291
TALK NIGGA TALK

>>712782017
It has definitely finally degraded sadly. I guess until chapter 5 in 2026 these threads are done.

>>712782338
didn't even bother to read the post, huh?

>>712782346
Probably get more songs in future chapters. If a boss rush happens it won't be until the game's completely done.

>>712781607
how the FUCK do i fix this

>>712781219
Hell yeah thank you

>>712782108
Yep. Ralsei is straight. Great marketing tactic Toby did. Everyone (mostly non-binary dorks) want him to be gay. The fans get strung along and seethe when they find out he’s straight.

>>712782383
i absolutely cannot believe i could not be at my computer for these aaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>712782346
pretty sure the minigame already has other songs coded in like rude buster, you just can't access them yet for some reason

>>712782346
man I would love a boss rush or even atleast another enemy all stars the battle dojo is lacking

>>712778023
Asriel is also a gay femboy, and it makes the women of hometown want to conquer him

>>712782291
I can understand being disillusioned about this if you were in the "deltarune theory thread" but the op is literally "God I want to fuck this goat please let me fuck this goat." basically

>>712782356
I didn't see it at first lol

>>712781972
Either way is fine, I just want him to know that making him feel good makes me feel good

>HAHA GAY
>HAHA LESBIANS

Aren't you a little too old for this shit?

After chapter 5 there's a time skip like mother 3

>>712782216
Tenna is peak, probably one of the best Boss fights ever imo

im intrigued by the plot but also worried about the possible lack of consequence for your actions, which was my favorite part of Undertale

pic related is what i want to believe

>>712782557
Ship somewhere else.

>>712782087
yellow threads have devanons working on their own fangames

>>712781376
As a straight guy this is definitely how I react when the homies call me cute

>>712782559
If there is there's no way Toby can do what Itoi did to Lucas when we finally get control of him.
Not discounting Toby or anything but Itoi fucking landed the tone right then and there when Lucas becomes playable so god damn hard and the fact it's missable dialogue is what makes it even crazier.

>>712782651
He's just sensitive

>>712782394
It leads to the same link as >>712781595 anyways. You have to get a special zip tool to do 7z files.

>>712782394
Weird, the archive isn't down on my end. Maybe it's an issue with your ISP?
Use your phone's data to check if you can get it to load there.

>>712782651
Is Ralsei cute?

>>712782250
the thing is, i like them both, i like Ralsei too, just not in a faggy way

id rather have Sushi and Noelle happy than trying to score with either

guess my affection for these characters cucked me

>>712782572
The Tenna fight as a lot of fun, I really like how much depth there is to his character. Did you ever s-rank the boards, there's interesting stuff to see if you do. Also I think there will be at least two endings since a lot of Chapter 4 is about forging your own path/defying fate and all that jazz.

>>712782724
i dont even know what the file is i just havent had the chance to ask about the archive not connecting to my laptop and i finally have a chance
>>712782743
I can on my phone's data/wifi yeah

>>712782651
Same but unironically.

>>712781376
Ralsei is gay for pay

I used to think i was one of the rare straight furries

gotten gayer and gayer over time

at this point i vastly prefer men, femenine or not

i can only find women hot if they have a penis, i completely lost attraction for vaginas

i think part of it was that when i saw straight porn, i never really saw me in the position of whoever was fucking the girl, but rather the girl being fucked. had that realization some years ago.

>>712782709
He’s sensitive to give off the fragile mage vibe. Glass cannon.

>>712782847
Dilate

>>712782884
Fuck off “Alice” if that even is your real name.

I wish all Ralsei fans were just like Ralsei and not weird hairy dudes that say uwu and blast rope when you call them disgusting

>>712782783
yeah got S on both, not the first time tough, had to restart the chapter, needed the shadow mantle to defeat the Roaring Bitch Knight

which btw im 100% sure its either Carol or Dess, cuz the knight has antlers

>>712783001
>just like Ralsei and not weird hairy dudes that say uwu and blast rope when you call them disgusting
anon...

>>712782370
OKAY OKAY
>it is implied that in the past kris was interested in magic
>the book says the following:
>the gacha machine easter egg says kris loses his hand
my current theory is that kris made some pact with the devil where he gives always his hand in exchange of doing some magic thing, kris is self aware of reality like jevil and spamton who also lost their mind and made some sort of "pact"
catti and kris are commonly on the same page too, which implies that they are on the side of the supposed devil or mystery force that seeks into making noelle powerful, and catti hates susie, susie is probably the key to noelle not going batshit insane, speaking of noelle, kris's body in the dark world is blue, like someone who died from cold
>>712782548
i always figured threads start like this to call attention and not give away its a deltarune thread to not call the jannies

>>712783001
>weird hairy dudes
Hot.

>>712782693
Kris gets rid of us and we wake up 10 years later inside the vessel

i love ralsei so much, chapter 3/4 also made him so much better
easily my favourite deltarune character now instead of second favourite

>>712782884
As a bi dude I lean more towards women but guys do have their advantages. For example, since you're both of the same gender you have a stronger link and can bond over things easier than with women. No risk of pregnancy is also a plus depending on who you ask.

>>712783001
Sounds like Digital Extremes fan base.

>>712782985
anon i dont know whot hat is but i am a FAGGOT i like cock and im proud of being a chubby guy hungry for cock


...man i didnt realize i dont have any godo fanart of deltarune saved beyond chapter 1, i really should update that

>>712783017
Dess being the Knight does seem pretty obvious if you've been paying attention but could also just be a huge red herring

>>712783143
Anon, that book is just a reference to Madjick.

>>712783251
>im proud of being a chubby guy hungry for cock
Are you a hairy chubby guy hungry for cock though

I'm desperate any streamers who actually know/care about the story I've been going through withdrawals from finishing the game

>>712783251
Sounds like you got groomed by porn and furries online. Same with the people who fell for the femboy meme.

>>712783398
Snapcube

>>712783321
why do people keep making dess lesbian when she was dating asriel?

>>712783430
Because, although the game isn’t bad, the fan base is full of /lgbt/ who want to insert their narratives. “Transbians” are sick people.

>>712776782
I need asgore to exist

Characters ranked by how fuckable they are:
Ralsei>Noelle>Kris>Susie

>>712783430
She liked watching videos of alligator girls in skimpy bikinis.

>>712783430
Did you see her room?

>>712783264
when there's a potential red herring we must ask ourselves why would there be a red herring
what is the author or character trying to hide
let's work under the assumption that toby isn't a hack and won't make the knight some other random lightner like catti or something for no reason, who else could be the knight if mot dess (or like some part of dess because the game code voice is there)? carol? rudy? can't think of anyone else that would make sense narratively

>>712783430
Her and Asriel bonded over being gay

>>712783143
>I always figured threads start like this to call attention and not give away its a deltarune thread to not call the jannies
Even if that is the case there is also a thread up right now with the op about the knight fight. If you entered this thread it's because you either wanted to or you're stupid and can't check the catalog

>>712783559
no she liked showing those videos to kris theres a huge difference

>>712781559
Shale brush

>>712783653
GROOMERess

>>712778876
i know theevilfallenone when i see it, dudes like zone for pixel art

>>712783562
cancel Toby NOW

>>712783850

>>712783251
>i like cock and im proud of being a chubby guy hungry for cock
Im on my way

>>712783430
We don't actually know that

>>712784021
Fagtrain in Chapter 5

>>712784116
>has asriel's retainer and shirt in her room (and maybe the ska CD)

>>712778676
This interaction only happens because he looks like him

>>712784021
He's so zased

>>712781219
Based beyond belief, i'm granting this piece the greatest honor an anon could offer, which is saving it to my personal collection

>>712777916
>its clearly an allegory representation of his brother?
The pink horns suggest it's his fursona

>>712783538
Under or Delta fluffbuns?

I know he's a fag, but can someone tell me WHY is he such a fag?

>>712778151

If you think Ralsei looks like Asriel you're just goat racist

>>712783430
Welcome to the internet.

>>712784174
(We'd add the fag-train, but our ridable homosexual budget was used up when we turned Ralsei into a horse!)

>>712784495
Again?

>>712778676
Ralsei looking like Asriel to everybody except Kris, who is insistent that they are completely different, is a running gag that relies on them actually looking similar

I bet Asriel is like 7 feet tall though

>>712781219
>Keep pushing
>It just goes inside her chest because she's made of water

>>712784021
i love this guy

>>712784603
Me after having gay sex with my jewish homie

Was Toriel raped?

>>712783264
>>712783594
>It's obvious if you've been paying attention, but the game itself hasn't really drawn attention to it - the "average player" probably isn't expected to immediately realize it
>Carol's introduction as an obvious villain who seems to be collaborating with Kris is probably the actual red herring - you're "supposed to" think she's The Knight
>It's not a problem if we "know" who The Knight is already, since the bigger impact will come when the characters learn about it
I feel very confident in Dess Knight and I'm glad there's basically only two serious suspects now so people can speculate about other things

>>712784706

>>712778260
>look how much this ass have grow
lmao

>>712779807
ah yes, Toby Fox, my favourite based developer making manly red blooded straight games for rightwing lads such as myself
trannies hate him!

>>712781872

>>712784021
Have you ever once doubted that he was /ourguy/?

>>712784771
It's worse because he wasn't drunk, kek

>>712784749
This is the best way to draw Asgore.

>>712777790
>Kris played with the wall Plug
Was Kris the kinda kid to try jamming a fork into the socket?

>>712779153

>>712784759
>>Carol's introduction as an obvious villain who seems to be collaborating with Kris is probably the actual red herring - you're "supposed to" think she's The Knight
This is also why I don't think she's the voice on the phone, with the sole exception of the last cutscene in the Snowgrave route which is different from the other phone calls with the mysterious voice. The mysterious voice on the phone is the person making the dark worlds, and they said they were going over to the church when Susie got the guitar to make a distraction fountain in case she learned the code.

Wait how do ralsei lovers deal for the fact that he's he's pubescently destined to become big bara goat?

>>712785097
Based.
Few people get to be two perfect things in one lifetime.

just noticed something

>>712785097
False
Ralsei is a Darkner, he will never hit the wall

I swear to god Ralsei better get a happy ending or the fucking dog gets it

anyone have that pic some drawanon made ages ago that's ralsei literally being spitroasted like barbecue (comedy)

why the FUCK doesn't the school have a bathroom or cafeteria

>>712784457
Delta has grown on me more but can I have both

>>712784817
every time i see this faggot bird pogging it kills me

>>712785260
If Ralsei doesn't get a Pinocchio ending I'm gonna flip shit, he deserves to become a real boy.

>>712785398
He either gets that or a brilliant sacrifice as the six notes of the Don't Forget leitmotif play.

I want Ralsei to die so that the only thing about him that persists is the memory of him.
And boy oh boy I would not remember him well.

>>712785260
It's been made pretty clear that this story won't end with "And then Kris and Susie grew up and moved on from the dark worlds, leaving Ralsei alone forever"

>>712785294
apparently the school does, susie mentions putting bath bombs in the school toilets

>>712780438
This one is good, but for me it's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulaTvZ1gSL0

Toby must be stopped

>latinbro
>me and a friend are playing deltarune on steam using family sharing
>he tells me "dude Ralsei is so cute, i love her, shes my waifu"
>i respond "dude, you do know thats a guy right? the character uses the 'he' pronoun in english"
>"i dont care, shes a girl to me"

>>712785525
YOU'RE TOLD TO
>Don't Forget
YOU RETARD

>>712785646
based

>>712784749
I look like this

>>712777298
Unironically the they/them being used for Kris is NOT the same application people use it for irl. It's literally just to be inclusive so people can self insert either way. If you see Kris as a boy, a girl, or even just a they/them, that's up to you. You fags need to stop misinterpreting such obvious shit.

>>712785924
>so people can self insert either way.
The entire point of kris is that they aren't actually a self insert retard

>>712785980
you'd be surprised that there are retards out there who have played the whole game through and still struggle to understand that (you) are not kris

>>712785980
I'm making the choices. Kris is not a person. Kris is a video game character. Go fuck yourself.

GAYER, YET GAYER

>>712779040
>>712777128
>>712776970
FemKris is literally made for extraordinary tiny Ralsei incestuous dick.

>>712784021
Please tell me there's more

>>712786027
>>712785980
Kris is a girl because she looks good in girls clothes, fact

>>712786035
by your logic susie is he him and ralsei is ze zir since theyre just video game characters
everyone calls susie she in the game
everyone calls ralsei he in the game
everyone calls kris they in the game

>>712784021
Why do we hate tobias again

>>712786232
Since non-binary is not a real thing, it stands to reason that "they" is used simply as a way to avoid committing one way or another, so that the player can imagine Kris as whatever they (the player) want.

>>712786232
>by your logic susie is he him and ralsei is ze zir since theyre just video game characters
NTA Ralsei is He and Susei is She explicitly, 'They' isn't a gender.

Given the whole "Vessel made with Human Parts" deal. I imagine Kris is gonna turn out to be some artificial human created in some lab or with magic, and that he has no biological sex.

>>712786192
i will admit that i am a casual femkris enjoyer, but toby needs to make kris more feminine for me really believe it

So when we use Sussie as a vessel does that mean we can feel her pussy?

>>712786072
THE FAGGOTRY KEEPS GROWING
THE LUBRICANT CUTTING DEEPER
HETERO READINGS NEGATIVE

Did people really have trouble with the water coolers or is there a super one I haven't found

>>712784021
TOBY THE ADVERTISERS

>>712786381
The only thing "super hard" about those coolers was me, if you catch my drift

>>712786318
>so that the player can imagine Kris as whatever they (the player) want.
Did you play the game

>>712786381
i thought it was meme

>>712786374
THIS NEXT SEXPERIMENT
SEEMS VERY
VERY INTERESTING

>>712786409
Based

>>712781219
I love water.

>>712784021
Toby is so funny

>>712786325
i think thats literally OUR vessel

>>712786326
Just needs to show some hint of boobs or the occasional dress. The maid dress was a good touch in the cafe minigame.

Me on the far right

>>712786318
>Since non-binary is not a real thing
talking purple dinosaurs aren't real either
and for the last fucking time, kris is not your self insert. you can have a headcanon for kris or call him he or she but this does not change that in the game, he's referred to as "they"
>>712786320
kris is "they" explicitly as well, what's your point

>>712776343 (OP)
In a future chapter you'll get a chance to romance the gay goat, and Kris will freak the fuck out at you forcing him to be gay with someone who looks exactly like his brother.

>>712786367
Her vagina is lined with scales

Goat ass

>>712786318
>schizophrenic mental gymnastics

>>712786608
>kris is "they" explicitly as well, what's your point
"They" isn't a gender, "They" refers to someone when the gender is unknown when used as a pronoun. You can't identify as a 'they' any more than you can identify as an it.

The xe/xim/zam stuff you read online is ironic shitposting.

>>712786419
>>712786608
Yes. I didn't say Kris was a self-insert, just that his sex is ambiguous, which is why he's referred to as "they". I prefer to see him as a male.

>>712786637
Cloacas are smooth, dumdum.

>>712783850
>>712784021
>>712784374
>>712784636
>>712784820
>>712786256
>>712786393
>>712786537

Toby please just give us 1 chapter with different party members so we can try different combos and have an actually different replay

>>712786686
Where is the mental gymnastics behind "Non-binary is not a real thing", because, yknow, it's not.

>>712786708
god I love this guy, no wonder his games are great

>>712786709
Chapter 2 replay beckons you!

>>712786690
i never said kris is nonbinary so here you go making up shit

>>712786686
I agree, claiming that "non-binary" is a thing is very schizo and requires some pretty heavy reality denial.

Is Ralsei the most gay-pandering character of all time? I'm not even homophophic I'm just saying he is a blantant femboy fetish

>>712786072
You see, Susie. You and Kris live in the "Straight World." A place where every boy and girl is as you see. That is... as long as there's straightness. You see, when it gets gay... Sexuality becomes more indistinct. Lips can look kissable. Hips can look breedable. Your eyes can't see the truth anymore. And when the straightness runs out... You see nothing. Of course, your mind can't make anything of nothing. But what if? What if it became even gayer? Gayer than gay. What if we could take away the straightness that wasn't there Until we reached another side? If that were to happen... You could start to see things again. And hear them. And feel them. That is the Gay World, Susie.

>>712786690
>this thing that people do is actually literally impossible
insane cope levels

>>712784021
>tony talking like a normal internet poster circa 2011

>modern day xitteroids are so fragile and made of glass they break down crying and screaming at the mere sight of the word fag

>>712781872
Do 'eckers really?

>>712786690
>"They" isn't a gender
"They" is the neuter gender pronoun. You know this is true because you used it.
You are incoherent

>>712786843
kino

>>712786708
You can really feel that Toby's informed pretty much entirely by Andrew Hussie in his larger sense of humor

neutering ralsei

>>712780378
oh he gay as hell, but im not making my kris gay, or at the very least, im not making him gay with the guy that looks like his goat brother, that would be weird

>>712784563
I wonder if Kris watching Susie form the 2nd dark world is a reference to this picture. It sure reminded me of it.

>>712779178
thank you moonig now I will cum

>>712782017
I've already explained every detail, secret and theory (meme theory or serious) for over a week straight. And I'm busy force-feeding everything to my friend on discord as well. It's not that there aren't things to discuss, it's just that there is nothing to discuss for me and those who've been posting actively. And there is no answer anyway. Besides what more do you want? What happened is already explained. What is going to happen also is largely explained.

>>712786709
I'd love a NG+ where we unlock everyone in town as an optional party member

>>712786326
That Kris Eye

I just want to hug Ralsei and be kind to him. I'm not gay, I just want to be his friend and show him affection. Everyone always has to make it sexual because everyone is a sick fuck who can't stop thinking about exploiting lonley vulnerable people, like Noelle and Ralsei.
The powerfantasy of the game is being a positive role-model and actually leaving a positive lasting impact on the people around you

>>712786843
Saved for future generations.

>>712784021
I can't believe Toby "Get my goat outta negrotown" Fox would ever say that

>>712783562
>>712784021
>>712786708
My FUARKING HERO

>>712787205
Is the (Soul) supposed to be anyone's role model? No one but Susie is really Ralsei's friend and she has her own issues, plus she isn't even a darkner and time moves differently for them, Ralsei has no one and will always have no one.

>>712786843

>>712776343 (OP)
>this little nigga is so fucking gay, holy shit
What did you expect? Ralsei's lightworld form is a cumrag.

>>712784021
erm why is /v/ stuck in 2005 while everyone else matured?

>>712787335
Ok, I'm glad it wasn't just me that wanted to see this.
Taski looks so sexy wearing that.

This game and the dark souls games scratch the same itch and I'm not sure why

>>712787335
Looks stinky

Ralsei jokes aside, an underrated aspect of Deltarune is there's no black people and hardly any traces of "black culture". Hometown is culturally very white.

>>712787205
>Everyone always has to make it sexual because everyone is a sick fuck who can't stop thinking about exploiting lonley vulnerable people, like Noelle and Ralsei.
Ralsei openly shamelessly craves affection from you and isn't shy about romantic overtones, and Noelle is catastrophically horny for Susie. It's not like there's no basis to have more than platonic attachment to them.

>>712787409
You're rewarded for looking for secrets, speculating, and piecing together a narrative based off the bits and pieces you can assemble from available interactions.

>>712784808
>ah yes, Toby Fox, my favourite based developer making manly red blooded straight games for rightwing lads such as myself
This but unironically

>>712787489
>right wing is when rape
A major point to being right wing is to stop third world immigration to prevent rape of white girls (and Noelle is super white coded)

>>712787415
there are some black coded characters. they're monsters, so you see what you want to see, but i'm sure if toby had to make official "human equivalents" for everyone there'd be some blacks.

Kris has this

>>712787549
Who gives a shit about faggot whites?

>>712786686
Enbies are like yesterday’s pansexuals and last week’s bisexual. Autistic sluts who don’t touch grass enough.

>>712786843
actually laughed

>>712786880
you're way out of date
gay gen alphas on twitter say "faggot" and "fagslop" constantly in reference to their own work now, they reclaimed the word

>>712786880
modern day xitteroids love the word fag

female kris requires intercourse from dumb goat shota

>>712787842
Holy shit, fagbrats are based??

>>712787589
if kris wasn't a fucking faggot he would rape ralsei until his little legs trembled and he became unable to stand up without collapsing

>>712786901
>"They" is the neuter gender pronoun.
But it's not a gender. It's a pronoun for an unknown gender.
Do you have problems in school with such difficulty with concepts.

>>712786857
>this thing that people do
You mean mentally ill people with a terrible grasp on reality.

>>712787879
best pairing for femkris is page 10 futa susie
we all know it

>>712787945
>But it's not a gender. It's a pronoun for an unknown gender.

>>712786690
no one cares faggot

>>712781567
she got a lot of cute sprites these last couple of chapters

>>712787961
No, futa Susie is MINE and she BOTTOMS for me

>>712787983
Yes, and? Are you too dumb to understand this or do you need assistance? 'It' is a pronoun as well. It's not something someone can identify as.

>>712788039
>those eyelashes on the left
holy

>>712788067
>'It' is a pronoun

>>712788073
havent you seen his sprite without glasses?

>>712788091
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_(pronoun)
Please go back to school, ESL

>>712787945
>you can't use gendered language as established in modern English centuries ago because it doesn't fit the made up version of social gender in my head
lol

>>712788126
I meant susie's

>>712788039
They should make out

the next thread should be less horny

>>712787589
>>712787904
I forgot my image and didnt realize whoops

What if Carol is actually really nice and she was just upset because a random girl was handling the prized guitar of her missing daughter?

>>712788140
>you can't use gendered language as established in modern English centuries ago because it doesn't fit the made up version of social gender in my head
The made up version of social gender is just that: Made up. It doesn't reflect reality in any way, shape or form.
Kris' gender is ambiguous, but they are either male or female. We just don't know which it is.

>>712788187
never gonna happen

>>712788138
you're mad that i said kris is referred to as they and now you're classifying it and they as pronouns. are you okay? if you don't like that kris is referred to as they then call him he or she or whatever.

>>712788140
>>you can't use gendered language as established in modern English
'They' still isn't a gender. Why does tumblr struggle so sincerely with such concepts? Are they retarded?

>>712788190

>>712788212
I mean if you want to get into that anon.
People DON'T have genders, like at all.
Words do.
Gender is a grammatical term and the entire reason to introduce it as a "scientific" distinction was entirely because it has no basis in biology.

>>712788198
That would require making Asgore be correct and Toby would never do that.

>>712788268
Ask toby

>>712776970
We have seen his room, Kris is a boy 100%
And no amount of cope will change that

>>712788190
are you a scientist

>>712788241
>you're mad
Nah, I'm just tired of dealing with tumblrloons.

>>712788190
what are the extra features near the clitty for?

>>712786708
This is essentially just a Dave Strider quote

>>712788361
do you know where you are right now

>>712788293
>People DON'T have genders, like at all.
Perversion of language doesn't actually change the reality that YWNBAW.

>>712779702
jacking off to goat balls is less gay than shipping i agree

>>712787048
hussie is the father of invention
unfortunately he's smug and evil as well
but he is the godfather

>>712788187
Next thread should be more horny

>>712788212
>your made up version of social gender is wrong
>because my made up version of social gender says so
lol

Everyone draws Ralsei plantigrade, what if his legs were digitigrade though

>>712788385

nerf the knight

>>712788518
>Still can't grasp that they is a pronoun, not a gender
Damn, you're really stupid.

diaps guy gets more pussy than (you)

>>712788449
You illiterate retard.

>>712787879
Female Kris is required for correcting the blue gamer bird's snarky attitude with violent, pelvis-shattering femdom, in the Cyberworld alleyway, right in front of Noelle and Queen.

>>712788542
git gud

Was ramen suppose to be a secret boss fight ?

>>712788521
why does she need so many balls

>>712777916
It would be gay, therefore its given a free pass.
Literally as simple as that.

>>712788268
>'They' still isn't a gender.
"They" has been an accepted neuter/epicene gender pronoun in English since the time of Chaucer

>>712788564
>shit your pants about pronouns
>doesn't even know what a pronoun is

>>712788614
full of both pussy juice and cum

>>712788582
Can you give me the name of this site

>>712788140
>there are no rules to language because all language is made up and I...I just say so, okay?!
Shut up, fag.

>>712788585
Femkris' dick sucking lips will fix the berd

>>712788660
>>>/co/149028620

>>712788681
>You can't use that word like that because some British faggot in 1880 said so
lol

>>712788293
>I mean
Heterosexual words have never followed this opener.

>>712788634
Why is this retarded ESL trying to lecture anyone on pronouns? You are not a 'they'. 'They' is an ambiguation. Which is a hard word for you so I get if you have to look that one up.

he's the only part of deltarune I like

>>712777759
what if kris is transfem

>>712788583
No, you're an illiterate shithead trying to identify a person as a non-gender. Pick up a fucking book, dumbass.

>>712788742
Not enough people are simply telling you to shut the fuck up.
Shut up, fag.

>>712788519
Digitigrade paws (but still standing upright) are incredibly sexy
I can't find a good picture on my phone

>>712788749
>'They' is an ambiguation. Which is a hard word for you so I get if you have to look that one up.
Think you should have looked it up first.

>>712787489
When does noelle say thank you in the game? All I got was here mom calling me at the end. Did I do something wrong?

>>712776672
not a lot of gameplay discussion potential in a bullet hell, people mostly talk about the story which has like 30,000 bread crumb clues in it

>>712788798
Explain what that means

>>712788634
>"They" has been an accepted neuter/epicene gender pronoun in English since the time of Chaucer
So are you just so dumb you don't understand that a gender neutral pronoun isn't a gender itself? That's the point, ESL Retard. Kris is a 'they', but is either male or female. We don't know which.

Again, why do you struggle with such concepts. Surely your native language, probably portugese or spanish, is gendered.

>>712786843
Holy shit lamo did toby write this?

>>712788860
its pretty self-explanatory

>>712788805
PEOPLE
DO NOT
HAVE
GENDERS.
THE LANGUAGE USED TO DESCRIBE THEM:
DOES.

>>712788714
danke fren

>>712776343 (OP)
One of my first fictional male character crushes. I used to post lewds of this goat so much in these threads.

>>712788818
https://www.thefreedictionary.com/Ambiguation
I like how you had to search for the only dictionary where that word wasn't real because you're such an illiterate shithead you've never heard of 'disambiguation'.

Thanks for playing, ESL retard. Stick to your own boards in your native tongue

>>712788878
>neutral gender isn't a gender
I thought words were supposed to mean things

>>712788891
What the FUCK is this image?

Toriel didn't wonder or ask why the fuck there's a giant blood strain near Kris's bed ? Confirmation that it is blood stain...

>>712788936
It does if you're not an illiterate ESL who speaks monkey hoops and hollers IRL

>>712788903
I'm old???

>>712788937
I dont know, its like 4 years old. Holy shit wow chapter 2 came out 4 years ago.

>>712788913
"Gender" is just another word for "sex". Don't let the Twitter freaks tell you otherwise.
Though, classically-speaking, you are correct.

>>712788927
Man if you weren't genuinely illiterate this would have been a great bit

>>712788913
>PEOPLE
>DO NOT
>HAVE
>GENDERS.
Actually:
They do.

Why doesn't Toriel's sprite wear glasses? It's something that has always bothered me. I would understand if she puts them on and off just for reading but in Deltarune she always wears them.

>>712788989
kris decides to be the girlfriend

>>712788979

its so weird when anons talk about deltarune or even undertale in a nostalgic way or reference the games being a staple of their childhood, and i'm not even 30 yet

>>712789046
Need Kris in this, her girly figure holding up the dress by a thread because her flat chest doesn't fit it.

>>712776970
the fact that Ralsei is so obviously gay is unironically one of the strongest reasons why practically nobody thinks of Kris as a girl

>>712789046
VERY CUTE!

>>712787048
For all of the many, many crimes against writing Hussie is responsible for, he could be really funny when he wanted to.

>>712789042
Incorrect.
Also, shut up, fag.

great thread guys

>>712788989
Male to female but without the hard commitment to 100% female. If a trans femme started off as fully guy and got to 75% girl 25% guy they feel it's good enough.

>>712789041
>Links the dictionary article for it
>Claims it doesn't exist
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ambiguation#:~:text=act%20of%20ambiguating
Again you're an ESL retard and you're too stupid to argue about English words. Thanks for playing. I'll leave arguing with your brown hands to someone else who wants to translate

>>712789081
It's not that weird, Undertale is 10 years old.
Hell I'm sure some people here are probably nostalgic for around ~5 years ago given how bad gaming has been for the past year and a half.

>>712788829
>all these anachronistic references
You can tell Zoomer hands drew this picture.

>>712789126
>Incorrect
Nah, I'm correct, also YWNBAW

>>712788979
the book told her that teenage humans bleediing periodically is normal

>>712789152
>"the dictionary"
>Wikipedia
Um sorry sweaty, English has RULES. You're not allowed to just make things up.

>>712789216
>YWNBAW
You're the one spouting gender nonsense, trannyfag. Shut the fuck up.

>>712789041
you probably shouldn't have screenshotted a dictionary article describing what it's a stem of if you wanted to pretend it wasn't real just FYI. Not showing up doesn't mean it's not there. It means you misread what the dictionary is trying to tell you

>>712789137
Huh
Thank you for explaining, I know this kinda stuff has been going on for a long time now but it's still pretty new to me
People are cool and it's nice when we can talk it out and get along

>>712789332
It's nonsense.
Don't let someone tell you how to perceive your reality.

>>712789265
https://www.yourdictionary.com/ambiguation
Is this just going to turn into posting dictionary articles to an ESL retard who really, really doesn't understand how a dictionary works? Again you've wasted too much of my time with your brown hands.

>>712789379
>>712789137
what the fuck

everytime i see tranny shit get posted it reminds me i actually do wish i was a girl. if gods real he's a real asshole

>>712789274
>You're the one spouting gender nonsense, trannyfag.
Kris is a boy and so are you.

>>712789454
Trannies are dumb and gay.
You're fine as you are. A pussy wouldn't make you any happier.

>>712789518
>implying

>>712788829
think of noelle in ch4 when susie is writing the song down

>>712789514
Yes. He is and I am.
Are you having an aneurysm? You're literally fighting yourself at this point, retard.

>>712789454
I was like you once till I took the gay pill and realized two dicks were better then one.

>>712789518
i dunno i'm unhappy as fuck despite being a pretty handsome fella

>>712789309
>>712789402
Sorry sweaty, "ambiguation" isn't in THE dictionary (the REAL one that make The Rules). It's not a REAL noun, just like "ambiguate" isn't a REAL verb. The word you were looking for was "ambiguity."
What's that? "You knew what I meant?" Oh sweaty, you can't just MAKE UP words and say they mean things, English has RULES. If you could just socially construct meanings to words and infer them from context, then how would anyone ever communicate?

>>712786584
>maid dress
waiter/waitress not maid

>>712789591
Yeah but why. Get to the root of the problem, and don't let social media bullshit get in your way. It's okay to be gay or like traditionally feminine things. It's okay to be depressed. Those things can be fixed.
Aiming to cut off your dick and forming a dependency on hormones for the rest of your life to transform into a deep-voiced and ugly ""woman"" will not make you happy. I guarantee you you're fine as you are. Find new friends if you need to. Go to therapy. Don't fall for the grift.

>>712789696
ironically writing off identity or self-image problems as social media bullshit is also social media bullshit

Undertale, yellow, ts underswap, deltarune... What do these have in common?
They turned me into a shotafag.

>>712789696
>those things can be fixed
I meant to include more in the depression category lmao. I didn't mean that homosexuality had to be fixed. Go suck dicks if you wanna, or whatever.
Take a break from social media if it's filling your head with silly thoughts. It's literally mind poison.

>>712789743
You might be right, but the solution isn't giving more credence to teenage armchair psychologists on Twitter.
Unironically go outside and touch grass.

Can you two nerds stop arguing and post more cute pics of Ralsei, Kris and Susie, please?

>>712789696
oh you're telling me not to transition, yeah no i want to be a REAL girl not whatever that is. like if someone offered the sex change drink from onimai i'd drink that in an instant

>>712789801
E621 exists for your needs, queerbait.

>>712789801
would you buy this?

>>712789757
Youth is fun

>>712789842
As long as you know it's just a fantasy, anon.

>>712789857
Freaky ahh toes

>>712789801

>>712789857
yeah why not

>>712789801
I want to do various things to Kris' svelte twink body

>>712789379
I am confused but ok

>>712785980
>>712786027
you realize you can have it both ways. it's the narrative equivalent of narrators hiding who is doing what to readers even when in plain view of others, or the mystery niggas like you see in Detective Conan. Even if Toby is evasive now (after saying 'he' multiple times on accident), it doesn't matter what Kris wants to be called: it's whether or not Toby ever confirms dick, vagoo, or science experiment gone wrong.

>>712783321
Carol shouldn't worry much about her daughters. All she needs to do is invite Kris to a proceeding party so he can PROCEED to correct both of them, Carol could join too to make it an oyakodon party.

they are children
except ralsei but he's a freak

>>712791190
I'm a freak too.
I'll buy a double sided dildo for Ralsei and I to play with. And he'd go from "consent" to consent when I'm done breaking his mind.

>>712791295
Based homo

He looks so cute!

>>712787153
>Party made up of Kris, sans, and Papyrus
The ACT potential would be through the roof.

>Catti and Muffet
Dick status: muh

>Napstablook and Monster Kid
Self-imposed challenge run. Three party members, two arms total.

Well... It ain't natural, men having sex together that's perveted

>>712788583
He’s right, faggot. Enbies are just autistic dorks who want to feel punk and don’t want to be called gay or lesbian out of stigma.