Thread 713906204

Its time to race so here's Mario Kart /v/eekend

Creating a room so let's RACE

33Y YTB

>>713906204 (OP)
This game sucks.

2/24
Please join so I'm not always assured last

I feel these threads are being made far too early. Not many anons are available in the morning so you get an extremely slow starts with few players as a result. A better time would be somewhere in the mid/late afternoon EST, that’s usually when things pick up

Dead game lol

>After the update
No.

gonna eat, joining in a few hours
keep my place warm niggers

Peak hours are around 21-24 european hours (and I guess 21-24 murican hours) where most people play, yesterday thread we reached the 24 limit a lot

>>713906532
What's wrong metafag? Can't play anymore without your crutches?

>>713906532
The update doesn't effect private lobbies, retard.

>>713906532
Protonjon vibes

>>713906729
I'm returning the game, retard.

Late joiners will be subjected to team piss

No... no... this can't be happening! /v/ told me that the average posts-per-minute for these threads had deviated below the 3-day average for the first time since the game's release! It was over! It was supposed to be OVER! Stop!

this OP image sucks
use the other one next time

4/24

Boomerang is annoying as he'll
Limit it to two uses

Damn I barely edged that win lol

>>713906357
>>713906532
>>713906501
Back to astroturfing your forced Mario Kart Wii general, snoy.

Dead game

>>713908004
SNOY SAARS WE HAVE TO MAKE MORE MARIO KART WII AND DOUBLE DASH THREADS TO BTFO NINTENDO AND WORLD

FUCK THE SWITCH 2 SAARS

What the hell was that Peach Stadium layout

5/24

8snoys and Wiisnoys are killing the hype

>>713908071
I don't play any mario kart

>>713908457
We know, 8snoy.

>>713908569
Why don't you go and play the game

W H A L E

7/24

>actived Boo
>steal gold shroom
>lightning strikes
Kino

>>713906204 (OP)
https://www.twitch.tv/cameleonqq?sr=a

Streaming it

>>713909726
>Activate boo
>gold coin
>get last

Damn the transformation was only Chuck. Dropped back hoping to give something better.

3 way tie damn

Good races I'll be back soon

Faggot ass boo

I tried not to bag on that intermission but just using up the items made it happen naturally

I believe in you kepe

>>713906204 (OP)
Hope y'all make more of these lobbies in the future, haven't got my switch 2 yet

Really good lightning there, last lap of epstein island is bagging city

You guys like koopa beach right

>>713906204 (OP)
Hopping in for a couple of rounds before I go download Bakuru and the gold pack dlc for Mario + Rabids 2. Hope you all kept my last place position comfy because I'm back for it.

>emma
G-girl

SHOCK DODGE

>jenna
G-girl

10/24

>switch from pipe frame to see if hidden stats really make much of a difference
>much faster on roads
This sucks I hope they remove them

>no peeps
lame gacha kamek ass system

>>713913117
Stay strong, Pipe Frame bro...

>>713913117
I've been on stellar sled rosa and that's just about the worst street road combo ever, still doing pretty good
I just love the combo aesthetics

Hidden stats? Any hidden stats for the koi cycle?

Anything other than last place on Shit Shit is fine by me

Can’t join for like 5 hours life sucks I’m gonna miss it all :(

>>713914028
The thread yesterday had the list butni didn't save it.

I rule the waters

That was fun, but time for lunch, see you in the evening!

Going to go download buy my games. I'll hop back on a little later.

I'm warming to the intermission tracks.

>>713906204 (OP)
Aight niggers I'm in

wiisnoysissies…

joinan, reminder not to be a randomnigger and use + to select your map since the gooks at Nintendo fucked the random option in the latest patch

For me it's the top left of the map

>>713915243
i don't want them removed - In fact, I think Knockout tour is a lot of fun -but its completely draconian of Nintendo to force people to play in lobbies just to be able to enjoy 3 lap races reliably

>>713915835
I agree, I think the mix we get in /v/kend of 80% tracks 20% intermissions is good

The quality of the intermissions is very variable too, some are absolute rubbish and some are fantastic.

Finally, a race that doesn't with a fucking lightning shit after the last items

>teams

ayo fuck your socialism nigga

>>713915405
>>713915835
Wouldn’t it be better to just not play at all? Just stick with a game that respects the player

>>713916869
Nah, kill yourself.

>12th
>final item box
>coin box
Fuck this game.

I keep forgetting that it's teams

Remember it is always morally correct to target Baby Blooper players

>>713917054
Coin box and gold shell are literally useless

>>713915835
KOT needs more map variation. You only get tours for the 9 that are in single player.

>>713917119
I target toadettefags

>>713906204 (OP)
21/24

I got you blue bros

>>713917070
It would be really nice if it where immediately obvious what team people are on. Showing colors is way too slow.

>red has more players
>blue has all the shitters
>red is losing

Gonna let someone else host after these teams I gotta eat somethin

redbros...

>>713917841
Aight

>>713917780
I can’t unsee ‘mogus whenever I look at this render

I LET THE BOYS DOWN

Red bros not like this
I'm sticking with blue next time

>>713918210
>This many people this early
Usually takes a while for /v/eekend lobbies to fill
>captcha: RA2PY

>>713918430
Yeah it wasn't that yesterday noon

More team races or KOT.

Toadettetrannies GET THE ROPE

>>713918681
What's wrong with toadette?

>>713918756
Nabbit is cooler

please stop playing this I'll slit my wrist stop having fun I'm begging you

>>713918756
chud character

Fucking hell water driving is ASS

>>713918995
Mindless sheep, all of them. It’s genuinely pitiful

I feel retarded asking but how do I join? New player btw

>>713918958
shut up Eric

>>713919124
Online -> Friends -> Room ID

MOTHERFUCKER

Ok which one of you fuckers red shelled, horned and blueshelled me on the mario track right ont he jump?

>>713919342
cheels

Someone else should have just become the host. Make sure to pay attention and start the game.

GGs guys short session but i'll try to be back
my combo is spike on hot rod (small red car) if you wanna try it's got a really good gamefeel

>>713919716
Realized it pretty late

Nolan you're a faggot

>get horned in 2nd
>person in first gets blue-shelled immediately after

GO FUCK YOURSELF ROSALINA BITCH I HATE YOU

I just got this game today
how do I unlock stuff

>>713920120
I should've saved it, but what can a man do against the pull of fucking over another soul?

>>713919080
If the best girl is in the game, I'm going to pick her. You are absolutely right that no thinking is required for this choice.

>>713920420
3k coins for all vehicles
eat yoshi slop for costumes

>>713906204 (OP)
Dead game

>>713920743
Said no one ever

Is the dolphin bike trash?

Anyone else not having fun?

>>713920743
What's it like having nothing to play and needing to come into threads to seethe?

Getting tired so someone else is the new host

>>713921008
>water vehicle
It's ogre.

>blue shell
>have mushroom ready to dodge it
>some FAGGOT with a boomerang hits me
>get stunlocked and get hit by the blue shell
Gonna have to kill someone now, shame

host?

>>713920602
what about characters

Someone make new lobby

is buffalo jerking off or something?

>>713921313
Standard characters you unlock by getting 1st, 2nd or 3rd in grand prix cups, the enemy ones tend to be locked behind Kamek showing up and varies on what you unlock by course.

>>713921008
yeah so its more fun to win on

NIGGER STOP TAKING PHOTOS OF YOUR FAT ASS

Retards.

Late to karting
Streaming for kicks and when room fills up say hi, tell me I suck, and draw my oc wearing a biker suit
https://www.twitch.tv/superstarman25

>>713921425
sorry senpai, didn't realize I was the host

Bread bug is my hero
Love u nigga

why do people not take their custom picks instead of choosing from the 3 ones that are proposed?

>>713922175
I always pick maps you all complain about.

I hope weight gets buffed
Feels like a worthless stat

17/24

Nice shock whoever used it :)

Why everyone pull triple reds on the final item box

fucking hate cocksuckers who back greens on the finish line (i do it as well)

>>713922528
Chuck strikes again.

>>713922307
>not disabling the grip buttons
ANON MY MAN

>>713922307
brake?

I'm not surprise chris-chan would main toadette tbdesu

i cant play this track i havent practiced those shortcuts yet aaaaa

There are too many piantas in this room...

>>713922307
>enabling them in the first place

>use gold mushroom on cloud bouncepads
>somehow jump too far and end up between the gap
>fall and die

Do I just enter the room code?

I keep DCing something is wrong with my connection, sorry lads

playing mario kart with a bunch of loli loving degenerates is certainly a way to spend the weekend

Pianta bro... Why did you betray me like that

>>713923075
needs a crying emoji sticker

Please bring back racing underwater. Save all this bouncing stuff for Waverace

>take the rail path
>some FAT FUCK PIANTANIGGER MAKES ME BOUNCE OF HIS FUCKING HEAD
>fall oob and die
I was top-scoring and now i’m on the bottom, fuck you

>>713922307
>brake
???

>>713923014
No, you also need to post a picture of a sharpie in your pooper with a timestamp so we know you're legit.

>>713923431
Dumbass, I'm asking because I never participated before.

The second I got first I got hit with a blue shell and when I finally caught up and got back into first I got hit with a boomerang twice causing me to finish like 12th or whatever

Complete fucking bullshit

22/24

>missing an item box

It really is a fucking death sentance in this one huh

GO RED GO

Hey I see you Piantas humping up there

LET ME IN

FUCK OFF LIGHTNING BITCH

Let me in too.

Based bluebros

Holy fuck that ending

>>713923982
hehe <3

holy fuck i dodged that shock at the very end

>full
Ok who’s streaming I’m not waiting on this

>full room
Now the /v/eekend can truly start. Let the fun begin…

FULL 24 OUT OF 24

>>713924064
Scroll up

>>713923458
Yeah, post them cheeks. It's required.

FUCK OOOOOOFFFF WITH LIGHTNING NIGGEEEEER

i shocked dodged AGAIN wtf, got 2nd lets go bluebros we can catch up

SUPA WE’RE ON THE SAME TEAM WHY

inshallah behead blues

>thought was close enough to reverse into the item boxes
Whoops

I dodged the lightning at the end with boo to get first place

>lightning right after the last item box
Evil

I'm sorry blue friends, I'm still getting used to the controls

LET ME INNNNNNNNN

>>713924354
what did i do bro? i'm sorry

>Lightning the fucking second I grab the last double item box in the 20th place

reeeeeeeeeeee

>>713924128
>>713921596
https://www.twitch.tv/superstarman25
for room full

the canon bill on the ramp lap 2 was evil

>Lightning and it's not mine.
Listen here you bitch...

Bros they might need to get rid of lightning as a final lap item

>>713924657
You fucking squashed me in dry dry desert and I went from 1st to 8th

If you used lightning you didn't win the race. Simple as.

The fucking LIGHTNING

>lightning in my inventory
>someone else uses one at the same time
eh

I'm sorry Blues I couldn't hold first

>>713924763
It's the only way to prevent bagging on intermission tracks.

>TWO (2) FUCKING LIGHTNING
HOW THE FUUUUUUCK
CHEATING REDCOMMIES

>>713924793
i apologize bro i went panic mode and didnt see u, it's my irst time ever playing teams on mk i'll pay more attention

>lightning
>”well, at least it wasn’t before the last item box”
>lightning AGAIN
I’m shocked

>>713925135
blame the game not the players

Finally, some actual fucking knockout tour

>brother visiting home for the first time in years
>finally managed to get a switch 2 yesterday
>the extra controller I ordered just came in
>he says he's not playing with me
you guys are my only family

>Squished
>Die
I'm gonna fucking kill myself bros...

Fuck you to the pianta that hit me with the boomerang at the first check point

>Mario Kart backwards is TrackMania
How did I never notice.

>either get crap item last box
>or get shocked
Nah I'm not having fun today. GGs but I'm done

>>713925435
Kek

What's a good kart for Dry Bones?

Gonna go hang with some girls for the afternoon, I'll be back on in the evening, peace all, don't let the shells bite.

fuck i shouldve stayed in second i knew a blue would be insanely bad news and it cost me at the 5th segment

The spectator phases are kinda lewd
>go go go
>just like that
>you're good
>that's amazing

toad you got me right on the line...

>join for the first time after finally being able to find a Switch 2
>a communication error has occurred
I didn’t even want to play anyway…

gg starCHAD

Booo I wanted to do more knockout tour

I will turn you into SOUP, Toad.

>bowser castle mirror mode
I'M LOST HELP

>touring b. rosalina
>cute scoot
Name a better combo

>always played heavy char with random heavy vehicule I liked
>randomly try a light char and a bike with stats I understood being good from spreadheets
wtf this speed feels like cheating

redbros let's fuck them

fuck mirror mode

Blue sisters...

>>713906204 (OP)
Dead game, dead console, dead company. Good riddance.

Piranha Deez NUTS

>>713925932
>dead game
>has a full lobby
lol retard.

>>713925932
kill yourself nigger no one will play with you

Room status?

GGs red bros. T'was nobly fought.
One slot is open I just left.

another win for bestteam

captcha is fucked

>>713926140
23/24

Please don't do Frantic items...

nooooo where is cloudy

>>713925546
Tank or Egg
Personally I use ROB-BLS

>>713925932
Oh what's wrong, are you pissing your pants because your thread was made irrelevent almost instantly? >>713884770
Fuck off shitstain.

ggs but I got knocked out early due to some random BS and lose interest playing. might be back later though

what's the /v/ sticker?

>>713926154
Seriously what the fuck Is up with the posting

>played races online for two hours
>got lap tracks zero (0) times

GG pianta chad
>>713926498
Peach heart

BUFFALO YOU ATE ALL MY SHELLS AT THE LAST CORNER YOU FAT FUCK

>>713926527
private room is better if you like mirror mode

>>713925850
it virtually is, with how road speed is all you really need, and weight is a worthless stat.
You trade 1 bar of raw speed on 90% of all terrain for 2 bars worth of handling, acceleration, and mini turbo. The trade is not worth it.
You can still win and on time trial its great for the simpler tracks but still

FUCK, ONE OF THOSE WATERBUGFAGGOTS KNOCKED ME OUT

oh so the room is still up and my Internet just hated me and kicked me, I see

thank breadbug for carrying us piantafags

>>713925850
I miss MK7 bro...

>Dead thread
Dead game.

ENOUGH WITH THE MIRROR MODE

Hostfag here - Knockout tour or race?

Also what the fuck is up with captcha, i keep getting connection error

>>713926884
Knockout tour yes pls

>double hit right at the checkpoint
>just barley miss it
Fuck this, i’m taking a break

>>713927062
Same, fuck

fuuuugggg
pekano win for the piantabros..

holy fucking shit kek
>drive into a fucking wall and got reset while 10 ft away from the finish line
sasuga na, streamer sama

4CHAN IS DYING HELP

>>713927220
I have never touched mirror in this game yet

Stop doing mirror mode host.

>>713907965
Why would a snoy play a Wii game, shilltranny? Your argument makes no sense.

Should I hop on splatoon 3 instead?

I CAYN POAST

>>713927341
Join the lobby

>>713927254
mario killed 4chan...

mfw I'm blue this time

>>713927185
I'm sorry anon I couldn't do it....

syk come on, you won the knock out tour.
score some points for red

how many people in this lobby are using baby blooper?

>>713927254
sorry i threw a blue shell at the 4chan servers

Daisy superiority!

LMAO @ EVERYONE THAT WENT BACKWARDS

Test

>Me and the other Mario both taking the wrong turn on Crown City

top kek

Nice seeing some mario bros in the room

>truck just ran over half of the lobby
kek

>>713927776
yeah I feel so fucking stupid lmao

>>713927546
I count 4

bluebros wtfffff

Blue bros.... we lost...

add 30 points to blue
red LOST

redGODS

BBL gotta feed dogs and shit

>Last on my team
I’m not that bad, I swear…

>>713927510
Okay

>>713928068
It's okay anon...I believe you.

22/24

fucking HELL stop the mirror mode

Is hostanon a fucking retard?

>>713928095
>2 out of the 3 top scores for red are using a baby char
hmmmmmmm

>>713928189
Based Kuwaiza...

>>713928095
I kneel....

I LOVE GETTING FUCKED RIGHT AT THE END OF THE RACE

>>713928189
Uh, only one of those is a baby retard.

One day I’ll stop getting mauled near the end, but not today

Guys
What the fuck was that start? It allowed me to drive halfway across the map before everyone started

>>713928450
babyfag...

I've arrived. Which team do I join.

Thoughts on baby players?

>>713928727
unfair advantage.
they are lighter so they go faster

Fuck the rooms full

my comeback starts this race

>>713928727
Incredibly based.

blushitters we got this

Wanted to play so bad but it's full boo hoo

>every one picks rainbow road
>lands on random
>it picks rainbow road anyways
wtf

Me and da boys about to drop some n bombs

>full
fuk
Anyone live I wanna watch the racists

>>713928895
>>713928975
watch the stream and wait until it has an open spot

Good evening /v/ros. I'm back to try to git gud and probably get my but kicked again, this time as wario

>>713929010
Where's the stream

which vehicles are good for lightweights?

>>713929058
see >>713924703

>>713929135
Thanks anon

??? How did I end up 18th, I swear I was not that far back

>>713928975
I'm gonna leave once teams is over

redbros... th- they're gaining on us....

How is anon streaming the game? Capture card?

>>713929252
I was gonna JOIN once teams are over lol

>>713906204 (OP)
Be there soon lads, just putting my gf to bed wet then I'm going to fuck you all up the ass too. So lube up, Daddy is coming.

Kinda impressive how when looking at anything related to this game, from the trailers to the music to the graphics to even playing it, you now have to say
>”Wow… This is legitimately one of the worst mario kart games they’ve ever made

I'm getting on as soon as I'm done with dinner. Fucking you ALL with my ROB HOG

wooooo 6th place thank you bullet bill jank!

>lightning as soon as I click my giant shroom
feels good man

>>713929389
fuck off nigger

SPOT OPEN

Lol blue thought they had a chance.

Hostfag here, gonna take a leak

In the meanwhile; Knockout tour or more races?

Never doubt redGODS

>>713928931
Mega based

>>713929572
Knockout tour
I need to fuck someone over BAD

>>713929572
stop being a faggot and change back to 150cc.

Good games
I need to eat

>>713929289
Elgato HD60S
got it for like 30 dollars cause some Japanese retard said it was broken and didn’t display in obs (I think he literally didn’t know you had to add capture card as a source)

>>713929572
>Knockout tour

Sign me up

>>713929697
I love this one

>spent time learning how to do the whistlestop summit ending corner cut
>its mirror mode so my muscle memory is fucked
It would've been so cool

>>713929534
I mean, are you ever gonna touch this game outside of the /v/eekend? Honestly

>>713929761
I'm playing it every day, nigger.

>knockout tour
well i won't last long

Give me back my lobby

>>713929761
Yes?

snoy seethe 8snoy raped eric lost raped lost raped snoy snoy nsoiy eric erieic siIERII ICI ERIici SNOYO SNOY NSOOYOYOYOYOYO AHAHAHAhaH YOU LOOOST yOu GoT RaaaaaPAAPppEd NWWWWAaaAHAHahahahahahahAHAHAHHAH LoooST ERiiic WRapPED SNnoOY SNooyo 88NSNoy LOosT EEHEhehAHAHAHahahahahhaha

Actually deflates my boner.

I think whatever is next will be my last for tonight

>>713929761
Kek the absolute state of Switch 2less troons.

This is what i come back to
START THE GAME

i do not enjoy knockout tour as a scrub

piantabros we fell down...

I did better than expected. sorry to that guy i knocked out of 12th at the last second, felt bad for him

is the room full?

Pianta bros

>>713931230
Sorry fellow piantabro... I'm getting tired, next game will be my last.

>>713931326
I think so but maybe make a second room, there might be enough people to start filling it out, especially since they keep doing knockout tour in the other room

>>713931421
TOTAL PIANTA VICTORY

I'm done for tonight
GGs all around, good races and FUCK the lightning

>>713931326
Room is very full 24/24
Head to superstarman25 TTV to check room after every race

>>713931445
I just stopped too, it's getting late, good games!!

>>713931421
are there two lobbies? i don't see any of you on my game wtf

>>713931737
>>713931605
It was fun! Thanks for stopping by!

Group pics in this game are great
Thanks for the game /v/ros

>>713932073
i love the wario bee costume, hope i get it soon

lets do this shit redbros

>>713931929
That was 40min ago, I'm the only surviving pianta

>>713932073
>cowboy mario
Mario Party 2 bros, they didn't forget us!

Okay very funny guys, now let me in

>>713932248
What are you waiting for? drive by someone and snap a pic with them

>keep getting communication errors
well fuck me, i guess

>>713932329
Lobby is full anon

>>713932474
I can wait.

>>713932640
Im leaving after this set, i have to cut my grass.

kek i fell off and spent the rest of the race in the back only ever seeing Kold. my other fellow loser

IMAGINE BEING BLUE

RedGODS

bluesissies...

RED CHADS RULE RAINBOW ROAD

i tried so hard not to throw all my shells at you starman and steal the glory

TOTAL RED SUPREMACY

>>713932640
2 spots open
22/24

WHO CARES? You people should be worshipping JIREN!

>>713932758
we got raped and i liked it

If you're blue, you lose. Simple as.

>>713932764
I was looking behind at both you and the incoming blue shell with my fucking face an inch from my monitor

REDGODS
BLUE IS POO

>>713932851
Koid and Kampler
what the fuck you two are doing

Going to work, cheers bros

what is this squid games name fag problem?

J6Q 8LP Started a 2nd room. J6Q 8LP

>>713932428
>again
guess i won't be playing tonight then, wtf

nyests fiin eeel grande padre XD!

>>713933263
what lobby are we playing in and how many people are in there atm?

>>713933160
>mlp style
anon...

GGs to whoever used that lightning, got me out just at the line.

I made it to top 8 but I just got a barrage of item ass pounding towards the finish line, otherwise I would’ve made top 4

i really love knockouts in lobbies especially when you're forced to wait on the cuck chair if you get hit by items and get eliminated for 5 minutes

there should be more variations of Piantas and Shy Guys
what the fuck did I pay all this for

a curse on whoever used that lightning, fucked me over just at the line.

>>713933569
Perfect time to grab a snack and go pee

>>713933569
that's why i made a second room

Literal basedface, kek

>>713933602
for them to slow drip it over updates and dlc passes that come "free" with online subs :)

23/24
One open

>>713933621
lmao I can't unsee it.

A fucking swarm of reds rained down right before the finish line, fuck you all

>>713933981
Sounds like a skill issue desu

how does one pose?

>>713934063
Yeah, I should have bagged harder like a true faggot

>>713934198
photo mode

is anybody using the game chat?

hostfag here, taking a piss, gimme 2 mins

>>713934284
absolutely not

>>713934292
>he doesn't wash his hands

streamer/starmans oc is cute
im such a sucker for the eyelash/kanna face meme

>cataquack backing me on the cannon
WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM YOU DUMB FUCK

poor cataquack player got mirror mode’d

I don't want to hit my teammates fuck

STOP THE COUNT

how the fuck do i stop sucking at this game

If you used blueshell I hate you. Especially if you were on my team

Better RED than DEAD

>room full
AAAAAUGH

based on who you guys are letting win i assume this lobby is full of shitters

why are so few people not using the + button option to select tracks that aren't just the intermission courses?

total bullet bill chaos

FUCK I keep forgetting about teams I’m so sorry for that red Baby Daisy

damn blueshits are getting rekt

Bluebuckaroos... i dont feel so good

>>713935076
we're just having fun anon, that's what games are for!

Do 4 teams hostfag.

too many babyfags in here can we kill them

yeah 4 teams sound like total chaos

Requesting a few battles

Leaving a spot open for whomever, GGs and sorry again

>>713935551
>fags
thats a strange way of spelling chads, close enough i guess

>>713935551
But how can you hate someone this adorable?

greengoobers...

We can still win this bluechads

I love how half the time when I use a golden mushroom I get hit by lightning while I’m pressing the item button and lose out on my item

>2nd to 17th on the line
I tried my best yellowbros

>>713936142
literally worse than birdofags

>>713936231
Don't worry bro, there's always next race

9th place, i slightly redeemed myself for team yellow.

I don’t give a shit if we’re on the same team, don’t think you can just pass me without consequences faggot

>>713936269
>next race
>get the corner skip at the start and take the lead
>bombed in the last sector and finish 18th
Theres always next race?

LET'S FUCKING GO BLUE TEAM. DO NOT GIVE UP

>119
TICK-TOCK REDDITS

angry is carrying the fuck out of yellows

>>713936758
>im not in the picture
Coping

>>713936783
I'm trying my best I can't help it if I keep getting red shelled

>>713936783
That Super Horn at the end fucking clutched that.

>>713936758
Got a nice angle of this I can share later

>>713936758

please anyone got a full pic im cut off

>>713936142
Bro you’re almost 40 what are you fucking doing

>>713936142
uuooohh... erotic...

One of you leave please, I need my fix.

SHIT I'M SORRY ANGRY I DIDN'T SEE IT WAS YOU

>>713937094
All good. We fucking won that.

yellow chads RULE

>>713937117
How do you even score that low

REDFAGS ARE YOU EVEN TRYING ANYMORE???

>>713937098
>blooper shitters
pick ANY other car dude

>>713936938
he's wanting to fuck literal toddlers or he wants to be one, either is horrible. why can't anons just be normal and want to fuck the tranny dinosaur with a cloaca for a mouth?

No more Mirror mode. Please.

reminder that $tarman25 is an eceleb faggot and you should target him at all times

23/24

>>713937215
Ooh the sperg found the thread

>>713937208
ok.

>>713937215
Who is he?

>>713937215
anon angry that there isn't a mario party thread up so he can get angry there

>>713937215
i don't care, i'm an eceleb too

>>713937349
andrew dobson

>battle mode
I'll be back later when you pick a real game mode again

Is your wife/gf okay with you playing this on a Saturday for so long?

>>713937538
Yup.

yellow bros we gotta do better than that lol, that was abysmal

>>713937215
Here’s your pity >(You)

how do some people end up with more balloons?

Sorry yellow bros, battle mode isn't my strong suit

>>713937867
You can ram a mushroom into another player to steal theirs.

>kicked out for connection issues
>room full
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>713937867
Feather/Star/Mushroom = Steal Balloon

>>713937867
mushroom into someone and steal their balloon
you could do this since N64 battle mode
NEWFAG

>>713937968
the only person i ram my mushroom into is my wife Yuuko from XXXHOLiC

I'm picking my car solely based on how much it shows Pauline's ass

>>713937175
why is that the first thing that comes to mind when you see a toddler? the baby characters are cute

>>713938273
kek evil shit

New thread?

FB_IMG

8snoys lost
Shortcuck lost
Troy (goy) lost

WHAT DO I MAP THE BACK BUTTONS ON THE PRO CONTROLLER TO

>13 points
>that FAT FUCK JEW WARIO HUNTS ME DOWN UNTIL DEAD
FUCK YOU

>>713938559
uhhh disable them

GreenGAWDS

Blue let me down

>>713938559
Left and right camera if you can do that, for 360 aiming

>>713938713
how the fuck do you do that

I'm winning bros

>>713938779
Like >>713938273

>>713938273
>>713938713
This feel so fucking illegal

I'm losing bros

>>713938384

>>713939060
>>713939060
Enter when ready

Did you guys liked that route with boat and helicopter?? I hand picked it

>>713938559
I map them to accelerate so my left hand is free to camera