What caused Uma Musume to be successful in the west?

>>715722985 (OP)
Do not sexualize the horses.

throw bricks at AI niggers

It's not, it's fotm slop being pushed by the algorithm and e-celebs chasing it.
I will be making a "oh yeah that happened" in 1-2 months

>>715722985 (OP)
AWOOOOGAAAA HUMINA HUMINA CHOO CHOO SEX

>>715723337
lol

>>715723306
It's made hundreds of millions of dollars as a franchise you fucking retard. The west has been waiting years for our release.
>>715722985 (OP)
Cygames pumping their money from gacha back into the IP is unironically why. If their game does decent, it gets an anime(SnB, Shadowverse, Grub, Umusume) they switched their anime IP to Cinderella Gray and timed it's end with the game release. For context Cinderella Gray has been the highest rated per episode last season starting from like week5? And the highest rated/most popular anime from last season. It was all intentionally set up. The anime was fantastic and people were itching to play. Gameplay is good, better than alot of triple A and indie games coming out. Gacha obviously being the only real down side.

28 rolls left for pity, 2/4 Kita-chan copies
I believe

>>715722985 (OP)
Shit rates forcing people to throw away their savings

that’s a stallion

kill yourself nigger m*d for nuking a sayaka thread for no fucking reason

>>715722985 (OP)
isn’t that based on irl horse?

>>715722985 (OP)
>What caused Uma Musume to be successful in the west?
horse cuck futa

>>715722985 (OP)
What is it about the artstyle that just a quick glance while browsing the catalog made it obvious this was AI?

>>715722985 (OP)
Mass marketing and every e-celeb playing it. I know a guy who spent years shitting on Uma only to suddenly love it now that the EN version is out because his favorite twitch streamers are all playing it.

>>715723306
All gacha is fotm slop pushed by ecelebs. I don't see how this is a point against uma musume. None of this dogshit succeeds on its own merit as a game

>>715722985 (OP)
Stable Remindusion

>>715723784
>for our release
least obvious shill, the only retard here is your nigger ass praising how much money a company makes out of pathetic seamonkeys

>>715728194
>150 rupees deposted into your account
Paid jeet antishills arriving to shit up the thread. It's embarassing they don't even realize SEA is a broke region who plays for free off the white mans dollar.

>>715725003
All of them are

>>715728674
>5 dung cakes have been deposited in your pocket
Just a little bonus for your great release, don't eat it all up, won't last for long.

Some girls just refuse to win

I didn’t get kitasan, so can someone help me figure out how fast I can get MLB kitasan without pulling any copies?
I know that in the half anniversary we get an SSR selector and a free uncap material. So that’s 1LB, just need 3 more after that. I am also willing to pay for extra SSR selectors but idk when they come out.

>great mcqueen run
>forgot which races made the autumn triple crown
>miss the massive bonus
im fucking stupid

What are some must get skills every one should get? Is rushing gale one?

golshi

>>715722985 (OP)
I heard there's a special event if Mayano wins 4 G1 races on 4 different positions, is that true? And what's the reward?

>>715729219
You have no orange skills you double nigger. Unless that's specifically for pvp there's no way she would ever win career

>>715723337
this but unironically

>>715729464
>generic orange skills for it style/length or straightaway/corners
>healing skills(swinging maestro, gourmand)
>passed down uniques
>fill the rest with debuffs if for pvp and not your lead or with green/orange slop if you're trying to farm score

Can someone tell me what the best time to use your support card (Stamina or Wit) is when you are trying to learn the URA Races for the practice? I just got to the fourth race (Fifth for Rice shower) in Career and it lost the support cards. Tried recreation, tried rest, but lost every stamina. Can't get a straight answer anywhere, I just want to know which satona diamond or even maybe just a Twin Turbo?

>>715729868
Are you ESL or just retarded. Can you rephrase the question so it's coherent and I'll answer.

>>715729464
Swinging Maestro for everyone
Gourmand for Pace chasers
You can check which ones are useful and which are traps here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.lx0mu7o90x84

what a slutty race outfit

I want three star Agnes Tachyon so bad. Without rolling, is the fastest way just through statues?

>>715730045
those are some ugly ass shoes.

>>715729962
Which part?

>>715725682
>Mass marketing
Where? BA was the one paying streamers and giving out rewards for reviewing the game on steam. Streamers only picked it up because it was becoming popular on its own.

>>715730057
Maruzensky

>>715729973
drone

i heard that honses run at incredibly high speds, is this true

>>715730157
The whole thing ideally I have no idea what the fuck you're trying to ask.

>quin started playing it
it's literally over

I feel like corner skills are safer than straights, there are always 2 corners and 2 chances to trigger, whereas I'm not sure what does the game consider to be a straight and at what point of it does the skill trigger, I've had races when they popped right before the finish line and did jack shit.

Trainer it's 4PM, time for your pelvis fracturing.

Saw a horse. Horse was girl. Girl was crying. Spent $80. That’s basically the timeline. Then twitch picked it up and suddenly everyone’s pretending they always cared about Japanese equine war crimes.

People aren’t playing the game they’re just mashing the big glowing button and hoping Grass Wonder clutches through Final Corner Depression™. I've seen full teams with five greens and no orange like that means anything. Skills don't even proc. You take "Stamina of Steel" on a sprinter and wonder why she dies in the second leg.

Career is a prank. Stats don’t matter if your mood drops to blue because the game decided you looked too confident. I watched someone hit 650 stam and still get reverse-spurted by a fucking Oguri in loafers.

Gourmand? Still busted. Swinging Maestro? Might as well tattoo it to their ass. Stop asking which ones are good, start asking why you care. This is horseclicker. It’s always been horseclicker.

>>715722985 (OP)
Horsefuckers

>>715730480
the parts that aren't the corners are the straights you troglodyte. If your shit aint triggering have your horse read a fucking book
>>715730608
I fucking wish

>>715730545
>Saw a horse. Horse was girl. Girl was crying.
As is want to happen

I like that all the characters canonically eat carrots as their main food source.

>>715730608
if god didn't want me to fuck horses he wouldn't have put the majority of their vaginal nerve endings right at the entrance

>>715730608
is that a compliment?

>>715723306
>I will be making a "oh yeah that happened" in 1-2 months
I have to wait that long for ironyfags to fuck off to the next thing they pretend to enjoy?

>>715722985 (OP)
Horse pussy

>>715730336
>What Is the Top Speed for a Horse?
>A Thoroughbred filly named Winning Brew currently holds the Guinness Book World Record for highest race speed recorded over two furlongs. Winning Brew ran two furlongs in 20.57 seconds, breaking the previous record of 20.68 seconds, set in 2005 by an American Quarter horse, A Long Goodbye.

>How Fast Can a Horse Run with a Rider?
>You might assume horses can run faster without riders. However, some research suggests that, by moving their own bodies in rhythm with their horses’ stride, highly skilled jockeys actually help propel their horses forward.

>Sprinting racehorses with jockeys have been clocked running as fast as 43–55 miles per hour for very brief periods, but top galloping speeds of 25–35 miles per hour are more typical in home environments with riders who are not jockeys.

>>715730480
That's not how it works. Skills tied to a time or location will choose a random point at the start of the race and will only attempt to activate at that one point. Skills that have non-guaranteed trigger conditions, like being surrounded, or the way ahead getting blocked are less reliable, for the obvious reason that the conditions might not occur at all, but skills like homestretch haste are just as likely to activate as swinging maestro.

>>715730684
Is this bitch the blandest Uma? Bitch look like some fucking villager#747 NPC

Which horse has the best legacy skill if I wanna run a pace chaser?

>>715730830

>>715730412
When should I use stamina or wit-focused support cards while doing URA practice missions in career mode? I’m stuck around the fourth or fifth race and my support bonuses disappeared. I tried things like recreation and rest but ended up low on stamina. Should I be using a card like Satono Diamond or Twin Turbo to help with this?

>>715730608
If it was actually appealing to horsefuckers they'd all be centaurs and completely filter normalfags.

>>715731005
Everything will be ok as long as you don't accidentally a coca cola bottle

>>715730537
https://youtu.be/TLy3sKTvdmE

>>715723784
>Cygames pumping their money from gacha back into the IP is unironically why. If their game does decent, it gets an anime(SnB, Shadowverse, Grub, Umusume)
You have no idea what you're talking about and are just spewing shit based entirely on self-perceived confirmation bias.
The Umamusume PROJECT was a media mix project with anime, record deals, and a game all meant to advertise it as a major project spanning multiple mediums. The hiccup was that the game went into development hell, so the anime came first. If I recall, THREE OR FOUR YEARS before the gacha.
I get you're a Cygames fanboy, but if you're gonna gush about their IPs, be right about it

Mayano SEX gun

She cute

>>715730945
Have some more anon :^)

>>715731156
Accidentally what?

>>715731310
A coca cola bottle. It is bad?

>>715731283
nah im good

>>715730686

>>715731278
Imagine falling for this bayt.

front runners suck
it's canon

https://streamable.com/nqspom

>when the BGM kicks

>>715731283
Can you show me a screenshot of your game?

>>715731005
You should be running 2-3 speed cards up to 4 if they don't have a speed bonus. Then depending on the Uma you alter the rest accordingly. Rice Shower is really moody she can throw runs for no reason. Take 3 speed cards 2 stamina and 1 wit or power. Spend the first few races picking the option that gives you the most friendship points(2+ friends per training or 2 with a hint) to max the bonuses early and have rainbow trainings open asap. Run some early G1s if you think you can(december year 1 early and late both feature a race for her) after you start getting rainbow trainings focus in on them. Rice shower has to run a few long races so she wants 400-600 stam depending if you get swinging maestro or not. Always have your mood maxed, always take energy options(reject extra training, take energy off new years, take rainbow wit if nothing else is good etc) always max your energy before summer. Any time early game your friendship options are shit either take a rest, look for a race or do recreation.

Rerolled account gave me this on the first 10 pull, plus Super Creek from one of the free tickets.

I know I should stick with this one, but the problem is my other account has a racer I like.

Is there anyway I can get a Mihono Bourbon besides waiting for a banner rerun?

>>715731014
>Still in Love
No sane person is named Still in Love. Tachyonfags will have a reawakening when she goes global.

>>715731005
What the fuck is a URA practice mission?

>>715722985 (OP)
bronies

>>715731670
>no hooves
Pass

Which uma
>has the largest tits
>has the flattest chest
>has the biggest butt
>has the fattest tummy
>is the the dumbest
>is the most mentally insane
>is the best at sex

>>715731610
The banners are just increased odds. Aside from the costume ones, any character can be pulled on any banner

>>715731610
Technically all previous 3 stars Umas are still in the current banner, including Opera O and Bourbon, it's just that their rates are lower and equal across the board.

>>715731610
Don't reroll dude. Didn't you see the anime? It's all about lifting up your uma to greatness regardless of how retarded or crippled they are. They are timeless legends, not because they went undefeated, but because they did things like breaking a leg then winning the arima kinen after.

>>715731789
The answer to all of these is actually Mihono Bourbon at different stages of her life.

>>715731670
do you see any pastel color bullshit on this character

>>715731856
Which Uma best represent Hachikuji?

>>715731789
super creek sweeps all categories

>>715731878

If I’m training at the beach then I will never get the mini game machine event during that time?

>only 1 SSR in 80 pulls
>it's Satono Diamond
>decide to use the last carats I have on horse pull
>get a rainbow gate
>it's a dupe

>>715732105
I haven't seen any reason to think it's not possible. But it would be a waste to try for it when you only have 3 turns to train

Nice Body

>>715731610
Pick the waifu. Meta chasing is for brown whale larpers.

>>715732194
>that tummy
jesus christ my wife is chiseled

If I were a non uma girl in this universe I would probably kill myself and my parents would probably not even care.

>>715732105
Summer camp has 2 buffs:
>Every training facility is treat as a LV5 (even ones that you probably never upgraded like Guts).
>You can Rest and Recreation at the same time, good breather to get that mood up in case you need it.
You can't simply use the "normal" recreation" button, and it would be silly to waste even if you could.

NICE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>715732335
YWNBAU

>>715722985 (OP)
Kys Gachafag

>>715723129

>>715732440
you can't win sometimes

>>715732335
>not becoming a Trainer so you can have yuri sex with your Uma of choice
ngmi

>>715731574
Thanks I'll try this information
>>715731651
*Extra

>>715732440
She's just a background character anon. Big comebacks are for the main character.

>>715732579
Aint no way I'd make it that far. There just isn't a reality where parents don't sigh in dissapointment when the doctor tells them "It's a girl! A normal one." Childhood would be hell.

genuine question: started playing in the first days of july, played a while and got these cards so far (used almost all my carats) - is it really worth to reroll for more uncapped Kitasan or is one enough with the rest of those?

>>715732335
>forever mogged by beautiful superhuman uma girls
>all the gigachads are fucking them and marrying them
>only men you can get are the ones who don't have the stamina for umas
being a human woman is suffering

>2 Kitasans in 40 rolls
Good enough or nah?

>>715732738
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW THIS INSTANT YOU HAVE TO YOU ARE SCREWED IF YOU DONT YOU NEED NEED NEED KITASAN IS A NEED

>>715732440
this is the irl horse racing experience

>>715732616
simply consume the main characters and take their abilities.
and then become the main character.

>>715732738
If you've actually been playing the game this whole time and have a bunch of progress in it then no. Otherwise yes, but what the fuck are you even doing

>>715729219
>all those red skills
you didn't make a contender retard, you just made an evil and intimidating horse

It's a gacha "game". It's impossible for gacha to fail. Too many mindless paypigs out there for it to not turn a ridiculous profit.

>Quin69 is streaming Umas
>for free
This is dead end of our timeline.

>>715732995
No way
This is how I find out

>>715732937
Based super villain horse

>>715729219
anon think about what you're doing to her self esteem

>>715732995
stop being lewd dia

>>715732995
ahyes, Quin69.... the quintessential iconic eceleb that we all know about. who the fuck is that?

Uma musume

>>715722985 (OP)
Westerners are starved for sexuality and intimacy, and this is getting a big push in the normie sphere so normies bought in en mass

call me back when we get Battle Bot Gijinka Trainer

>>715732837
explode

>>715732335
>Umas are the stars of the most popular sport in-universe, this is especially noticeable in anime showing that even fucking astrounauts are looking forward to uma races, and in-game via events and the fact you get fans every race.
>Umas are more powerful than men, which means they are never at risk of sexual predation, they're at the top of the food chain.
Realistically speaking, imagine the victim complex that human women would push in a world like this.

>>715722985 (OP)
Don't they use male horses irl for racing because they're physically bigger and stronger?

>>715729219
>debuffer archetype
Do these strategy debuffs hit your own hors? So if you're a fron runner and activate the front runner debuff?

>>715733291
It would be justified. They're genetically inferior. Literally born to be a victim.

>>715733317
They won't hit you but I don't know if friendly fire happens in pvp.

>>715733317
No friendly fire

>>715723129
I was playing story mode earlier and got a full close up of Bourbon's miniskirt and leotard pantyshot. These horses sexualize themselves

>>715733219
i'm guessing yes

>>715730537
why is she always drawn raping trainers? is there a lore reason?

>>715730939
>Green eared tomboy is a generic villager design now

>>715722985 (OP)
Global Rule 15 did

>>715733291
>when chad dumps you for an uma stacy

>>715733309
Yes among more reasons. All the girls that have decorations on their right ear are based off male horses

>>715729628
>needing orange skills to win career

>>715733140
>he doesn't know

>>715732995
why do these faggot self insert themselves into drawingsxawsv

>>715733660
mmmmnope

>>715733542
legitimately thought this bitch was a randomly generated uma until i rolled her

For me it is Air Shakur, possibly my third favorite looking horse.

>final stretch
>Nice activates all her skills like an anime protagonist
>it was this moment she isn't a mob character anymore and wins the finale
FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>715722985 (OP)
all tranime fagslop is popular in the west now retard. we live in a faggot anime gooner world now. just look at /v/.

>>715733527
She's got that clingy younger sister energy

>>715733815
>implying /v/ is a metric for the world
>implying /v/ hasn't always been an anime board
ISHYGDDT

>>715733815
You lost, you can retire to one of the shitty failed normalfag websites like something awful, rpg codex, or kiwifarms.

>>715730480
They are
>>715730675
Dumbass, entering and exiting a corner counts as 2 corners, so most medium and long tracks actually have 4 corners and only 2 or 3 straights, unless specified otherwise, skills can activate at any moment so you can trigger them too late on the final straight, whereas anywhere on the final corner is safe and beneficial, unless you get blocked.
https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks

>>715733291
Why do uma's get so much femdomfag shit when horse riding is literally about breaking a physically superior animal and bending it to your will?
>But they're physically stronger than us and have crazy feats-
Yeah so do horses but I'm still gonna chain up an uma for 5 days with no water or food, and then ride her with a saddle that doubles as bondage gear while spanking her ass with a riding crop until she breaks.

>>715731395

>>715729628
>needing orange skills

>a deal's a deal trainer

>>715734046
>no dominator

>>715733963
Stamina check happens before the final corner is over. Straight skills do activate too late more often than corner skills, but corner skills aren't 100% safe.

>>715724537
Can confirm I spent $980 on max kitasan blacked.

>>715734046
kino emperor build

>>715733967
Direct riding probably never happened, at most you had chariots.
>breaking a physically superior animal and bending it to your will?
They're willing to obey you in the game because you're their trainer, and they're there to run and win, without that tie they would have no reason to obey you.

i should've just saved my carats for curren chan. what was i thinking. i could have gotten a cute horse girl and all i have is a useless uncapped card

Was I doing okay building her? I lost at semi finals.

>>715733392
It doesn't. Making a dedicated debuffer horse for each distance in PVP is a meta strat.

>>715734184
Use THAT.

>>715731793
>>715731841
But do I have a way to get them besides hoping for a 1 in 20 off-banner?

I got clovers once a banner ended and my leftoverpulls were converted; can I use clovers for anything?

With my friend points I'm supposed to get the Haru Urara SSR support card, right?

>>715734195
You need more Wit for Late Surgers like her. Wit is what determines their positioning
Probably should have done a bit less speed and more With and Power

>>715734283
>can I use clovers for anything?
Yes, in the shop, but it isn't very good.

>>715734195
No, you're doings basedly.

>>715732440
That's our Nice Nature, haha

>>715734245
i'm BROKE...

>>715734318
it's not good until the guts rework

>>715734241
Don't you get points based on what place each uma is in? Wouldn't one uma tanking their position to be a debuffer fuck that up?

Bakushin!

>>715734318
You can buy more Follower slots so you can follow more whales for cards and Legacies.
I legit thought the limit was 15 at first and that was it, but nope, you can buy more with Friend Points.

I heard the Urara card will be good after the Guts rework update, but that will take a while.

Reminder to keep your Bakushins up to date with Kitasan
Your Bakushin can always Bakushin better
I want to see more before and afters

I simply choose to be lucky. Now I gotta find the cash to level up more cards.

my first a rank, she just couldn't stop winning

>>715734387
Debuffs aren't even bad

>>715734346
I can still ignore guts?

I'm getting Uma fatigue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkZpXwwC860
GOLDO SHIPPU
YOU COSTED ME MY HOUSE
FACKU U

>>715734184
just uncap your credit card bro

>>715734463
>>715734485
how do you guys spread your stats so well? I keep feeling like I can only get to S or B in one stat if I focus all in on it instead of evenly spreading them across all training

There's a lot of lonely anime obsessed losers in the West too, who knew?

>>715722985 (OP)
heavy marketing push. the game's been out for like half a decade or more. there's no organic reason why it's just now being shilled everywhere. it's actually kind of impressive how every time I start getting youtube ads for some game, /v/ relentlessly starts shilling that game. difference is, the trannies who make these threads aren't even getting paid to do it.

>Set Urara as front runner
>Apparently she’s an F front runner
>Becomes Bakushin O but for dirt tracks, wins after wins after wins
Oh god, are there any other horses who are listed as F for something but are actually good?

>>715734659
keep crying you joyless loser

>>715734671
The game got an english release, who would've guessed that western players wouldn't play the japanese version?

>>715725798
most of them aren't even games at all. it must feel pathetic to be so easy to manipulate, yet here we are. literal mouth breathers who like looking at jpegs he paid money for.

>>715734387
You also get points for skill activations, and debuff builds will be activating tons of them.

>>715734772
most westrannies who indulge in chink shit prefer the japanese versions anyway. it's a shill campaign, nothing more. pretending otherwise is retarded.

>>715734643
Honestly I feel like I get carried by SR Daiwa's friendship buff on wit training combined to get huge energy gains combined with SSR Tazuna's energy management
And Tazuna's buff gets better when MLB, shame I'll never get her past lv30

>>715734705
Is this true?

>>715734643
usually i don't
this was the god run for me, i have no idea how i got my wit to 445 because i feel like i only trained it 3-4 times

Is Marvelous Sunday trainable? If she is, I will now play your game.

>>715734671
>youtube ads
certified brain dead

>>715734485
>27 races
What the fuck? How do you have time to do that many races plus get those kinds of stats

>>715734887
>prefer the japanese versions anyway.
They really don't lmao, they might prefer japanese voice acting and the option to turn off dubs, but the average anime fan still wants to understand what the fuck they're reading.

>>715734705
Your running strategy only affects skill proc chance

>>715735293
youtube will still give you banner ads even if you block video ads.

>>715734806
Interesting.

>>715734485
post sparks

>>715735405
I have never seen an ad of any kind on youtube since I installed ublock origin over a decade ago

>>715735334
>but the average anime fan still wants to understand what the fuck they're reading
coulda fooled me, these niggers act like elitist retards for consuming content that they can't fucking understand.

>>715735307
i have no idea
i was just racing 2 days in a row then training whenever i had a double rainbow

this was my deck with a 35 super creek support

>>715734906
yeah, it works because all her races are sprints or miles just like bakushin's and in those conditions front running is ez mode

>>715735262
Not YET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaXP5AeHYf4

>>715735484

My based retard

>>715735530
I will now ignore your game

>>715735585

>>715734906
Yep I just finished her career.

Fan festival is in April, right?

>>715729628
Bwo you know people are winning careers with zero skills so they can minmax skill points with discounts at the end, right?

>>715735631
It'll be something like 1.8 years before she gets added to global

>>715722985 (OP)
is it true that Yakuza will lynch every author that draws horse porn?

>>715735585
That reminds me of the time I did a test and I scored a 2 and then on the re-test I scored a 1

>>715722985 (OP)
I got 2 Kitas and now I have enough for a couple of rerolls
Should I keep rolling on her banner or nah?

>>715735631
>not building your account and gitting gud so you can slay when she comes out
ngmi

>>715734179
>Direct riding probably never happened, at most you had chariots.
Pulling chariots is still doing physical work for a humans benefit. I highly doubt all historical umas got deals as peachy as modern umas. Submissive domestication was bred into their DNA.

>>715735585
My body earns for bakushin, simple times of a based retard spamming SPEED sure is comfy, now I'm in late-surger hell, a rocky road, very satisfying to figure out but filled with pain.

>>715736152
I just turn everyone into a pace chaser. Late isn't worth the trouble or the clocks.
I keep Gold Ship as end though cause that shit's funny.

This is like the perfect gacha for futa porn with some many girls being based on stallions, and yet there's just not enough of it. I mean it just would make sense for some girls to have horse cocks, how else would they create more horse girls?

>>715736405
Yakuza keep oppressing us...

>>715736405
Kill yourself.

>>715736405
your faggotry blinds you from understanding the lore: umas are impregnated exclusively by human men to create more umas. no horse cock for you

>>715736405
i'm so glad people like you can't draw or do anything worth of value

>>715736351
Late is my favorite position because it's like a puzzle and every piece counts.
Still I like to go back to front as a breather.

>>715722985 (OP)
>AI slop

>>715736405
1. you're a fag
2. the early surge of futa art nearly got the game killed because none of the horse owners liked that shit
3. you're a fag

>>715736524
2X Human Male Twin Turbo.

So this is why trainers aren't allowed in the dorms...

>>715736351
>Late isn't worth the trouble or the clocks.
It's just power and wit

Honse

Finally got three Kitasan Blacks. It only took like 7 hours of doing nothing but rerolling. With the extra rerolls should I go for another copy or finally roll for Trainees?

Yes, umas are stronger and faster but they are also dumber than us. Only a small number of them could see through your tricks.

>>715737007
I wouldn't try to trick an Uma, that would be wrong.

>>715737007
mambo~ mambo!

>>715736405
>G-guys what if they had cocks because they were based on males!!?!!
Shut up and go suggest futa saber to the fatefags. I'd rather jack off to actual horse pussy over your fagshit.

>>715736921

>>715737000
Roll for trainees once or twice, you'll unlock a bunch career modes and you can even make some of your carats back if you read their events in the "Story" screen.

Alternatively, see if there's any Uma you want in the short-term (organize by "release date"):
https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw6oVNY1c-M

>>715735783
Cool, I'm going to try it. Better not be a prank.

LET'S FUCKING GO

If you guys want to watch quite possibly the worst playthrough of Umamusume through the lens of someone who hates weebs, watch Quin69 for the next hour or two

>>715737319
Thanks anon, going to try for the winged horses.

>>715737410
>>715735783
>>715734906
>>715734705
This is LITERALLY cheating.

>>715723306
Nailed it, if you know the key algorithm chasing /shaping actors you can probably spot this stuff.

Or i'll put it this way. successful Viral Campaign because E-Celeb Agencies got Ad Campaign Money and told their moneys to dance and go "Hey did you her about Horsegame? I normally hate Anime and mock Weebs but THIS IS PEAK!" in their collabs, i can practically see the funny clickbait thumbnail in front of me along with it never getting touched again and memory holed as ever having been played by a lot of these people because surprise, they didn't actually like it.

I'd say it doesn't really mean the game is necessarily bad though, just that it spent the ad money wisely and got a good agency, and there are definitely genuine enjoyers too like with Palworld but there is definitely propping happening here.

>But anon, sponsorships have to be disclo-
Sorry, i ain't taking of my tinfoil hat here.

>>715737578
>Hates weebs
>Picks top cun
Sounds like an hour of pearl clutching

>>715737578
>>715737657
>I really hate weaboos but they pay the bills

>>715737657
He was unaware of what she's like. He only saw "ginger horse" and picked her

>>715723129
Top Gun is literally begging me for sex during her entire career

This is the first time I see my horse as the favourite in the URA finale. All it took was winning every major race.

>>715737319
Also, should I use my 3-Star voucher now or will the pool increase as more are released? I know in some games vouchers can only be used for the same things or go away if you don't use them.

>>715737773
Not really?? If a little girl told you "I'm gonna marry you, Anon!" would you actually take her seriously?

it's real

>>715736897
And Stamina. And Speed.

>>715737946
Post stats

>>715734195
I just used a Pace spark and built her like a medium runner, Swinging Maestro is enough to get through the long races with that

>>715737578
>open stream
>greeted by the most gayest shrill voice ever heard of
hmmmmmmmm nyo.

>>715737946
And I forgot I got the hot spring ticket too.
Mayano is undisputedly TOP cun.

>>715738037
your daughter asking you to marry her isn't anywhere close to Top Gun choosing between:
>We're going on a date NOW!
>We're gonna do mature adult stuff later~
>I'm going to become a sexy adult woman just your you, Trainer!
every single time she speaks to the character
stop being retarded

>>715738195

HIGH WAY TO THE DANGA ZONE

>>715733309
There are stallions and mares, you can tell which sex the horse they were based on is supposed to be by the side they wear their ribbon on, and if they use bloomers or long shorts on their training outfits

>>715738127

>>715735783
Can she also do turf sprints then?

Who should I level up? I assume Mejiro Ryan is useless because she doesn't have special priority?

>Wit deficiency is a major problem in my last few runs now that I have decent Speed sparks
>Can't borrow Fine Motion anymore because everybody set their card to kitasan black
what the fuck am i supposed to do, level marvelous sunday?

>career going perfect
>lose arima kinen every run
life or glue factory for rice shower?

>>715729535
I tried it. No event, just a gold title at the end.

>>715734571
you've made this post before

>>715736921
what's that? looks like a weird zebra

>>715738549
they're both shit. melt them down for shoes

>>715738597
do rice jobber players not know how to build her or is she really that shit?

she did it

>>715738037
imagine being this much of a disingenuous faggot

>>715738460
For all that shit the sparks are absolutely pitiable though.

>>715738725
she is guaranteed to fail ANY % chance on training, will ALWAYS be sleep deprived, and the ONLY events she triggers will be negative
anyone who has a decent Rice Shower CHEATED

When's the next banner with Curren Chan?

>>715738725
I have stamina at C and power at B with wit hovering either above or below 300. I get 1st 90% of the time, yet in the arima kinen it feels like I either get screwed over by rng or become perma 2nd place

>>715738725
Any horse with scripted mood crashes and blights is harder than what the class rep preps you for

>>715738837
>have a very mediocre run with Haru Urara, fail with about half of her goals achieved
>she gets a 3* speed spark
Skill issue

>>715738752
Goodjob, Harubro

Should I burn my 2nd Twin Turbo copy? The upgrade doesn't seem all that great...

>>715738307
are scenes like this pc only? do I need to get it on steam?

6th A rank horse

>>715736524
>>715736628
>Uma isn't for fags
Then explain this
https://files.catbox.moe/315eec.mp4

>>715738558
The event Nice Nature is a good wit card at higher LBs

>>715737578
No thanks, advertising faggot.

>>715739407
ENOUGH WITH THE MAMBO MAMBO SPAMMING

Still no horses past C+ rank. How do I git gud?

>>715739371
Please tell me you bought Uma Stan only because you had literally nothing else to spend points on.

>>715739102
C is not enough stam for arima kinen

>>715739407
whoops fucked it up
>>>/gif/5925583

>>715739523
>How do I git gud?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/preview?tab=t.0#heading=h.fgy5q162l0r4

>>715739523

>>715739523
Support cards and eugenics

>>715739587

my first win, hate all the LONG races in her career. For a mid horse she doesn't need all this stamina probably, but you cant win the last career race without it.

I also don't understand what makes her special actually activate I almost never see it

>>715739525
Correct, couldn't afford anything else at end of campaign.

>>715739523
We found him!

>>715738725
she really is THAT shitty!

>>715739587
the absolute state of futafags LOL

>>715738597
Do this
Make her front, switch to pace if you have to retry to trigger her skill

>>715739371
Does she even need 2 gold recoveries with her ult?

>>715739785
>just use these cards you don't have
wow thanks, so helpful

>>715722985 (OP)
OI TEME

>>715739785
The true redpill is that most horses can beat 80% of their career races just by front-running, but some might consider it cheesing

Is iron will the only bad gold recovery skill?

>>715739824
I have no idea, what's the threshold for pvp long races? Winning career is a given at this point.

>>715739772
>>715739656
Yeah, I'm just fucking up left and right.
>>>/wsg/5925583

>>715739785
>>715739571
Alright I'll try to use a stamina deck. I was using a power deck before for medium races. Thanks anons

>>715739664
in non-career modes that's barely enough stamina for a mile race

>>715739571
It's enough with a gold recovery skill

>>715739936
lmao

>>715730181
>BUT BLUE ARCHIVE! AIIIEEE!!! BLUE ARCHIVE!!!!!
Heh, rent free. Less players just means that we SUCCESSFULLY gatekept the NORMIES. Please... D-Don't post the Steam charts...

>>715739785
do you just want 1:1:1:1:1 distribution for long races?

>>715740008
>firm conditions AND wet conditions
pick a side, bitch.

>>715739067
found it myself, starts on 27 for anyone interested

>>715739664
>she doesn't need all this stamina
wyell...

>>715739664
>I also don't understand what makes her special actually activate I almost never see it
Go to gametora, go to your uma of choice and change the server at the top from Global to Japan
The translation is almost always clearer
For Teio it's
"overtake someone in the last third to get a speed boost in the final spurt"

>>715740049
do you just look for stuff to get upset about?

Bros does anyone have that pic explaining what running styles do

>>715739956
maybe when you enter the pay pig brackets sure

>>715740054
Nah I went for speed first (which naturally pumped power) to win the non-long races then went all in stam halfway through her career

>>715739931
For PVP you want 2-3 gold recoveries plus 1200 stam, iirc.

>>715740110
seems useful, name of the site?

what good is a skill that increases speed on a corner if the horse is a late pace or end runner? If it activates early in the run, will it just stay active for the final run and the end spurt?

>>715740098
I prefer my Rice both tight and wet.

>>715740227
>class 3 is "pay pig brackets"
you're also not winning any legend races

>playing Scarlet's career
>have 150 more speed than Vodka, better Stam and Power too
>still place second
this shit is fucking rigged

>>715740110
whats this site?

>>715740325
behold the rarest scene in the game

>>715740335
The first Vodka race is rigged in vodka AND nishino's favor, yes

>>715740292
it's the stamina calculator from the reference doc

>>715740335
>this shit is fucking rigged
Bingo

>>715739936
good video lel

>>715734463
I Bakushined too hard and hit 1200 with another wasted 100 from winning the URA Finals

>>715740335
Bro your pace chaser? Her unique triggers the moment she passes whoever is in first 100% of the time

>>715722985 (OP)
because the concept, whilst sounding incredibly dumb is actually ingenious
it's also really well produced

>>715740335
i think i've seen like five separate cutscenes where my uma beat the forced 1st favorite and then was like "i won, but it feels like I lost!"
shut the fuck up and take the trophy. we beat silence suzuka's shit in by like 5 lengths.

>>715740501
haru would NOT wear a slutty bikini like that. she would wear a cute one piece.

>>715723306
game is 4 years old anon.
Global is already a month old. two more weeks right?

>>715740501
Haru Urara lewds are forbidden

>>715740647
I assume someone else picked it for her.

>>715740528
You never need that much stam in any of these

>>715739523
BELIEVE IN THE BAKUSHIN!
IN SPEED IS TRUTH!

>>715740559
>was like "i won, but it feels like I lost!"
when they say that it means they lost the race irl

>>715724537
What do I do if I got 1 but don't have enough Carats for the pity at 200?

>>715740264
So I guess it's not overkill to say the least. Making good long runners is going to be hard then.

>>715724537
>forcing people to throw away life spendings
no, that's just meta-chasing retards who want to pretend to be whales.

>>715724537
Why do people subject themselves to this? I really don't get it.

>>715724537
>ANY PULLS PAST 200 ARE GAMBLING
all pulls are gambling. What retard wrote this dogshit?

>>715722985 (OP)
Paying e-celebs

>>715738752
doesn't mean SHIT unless you win the Arima Kinen

>>715740528
>title: These are stats for URA Finale
>subtitle: These are stats for PVP
Stupid youtuber niggers

>>715740223
Bwos please help!

>>715740928
It's not gambling because you get what you want guarateed, no strings attached :)

>>715741023
:D

>>715740329
I went and looked it up im in class 3 and she is like my best horse and wins almost always.

But actually since I have you here, can you explain how the pvp ranking works? Is team RANK determined only on the horses in your team? It never seems to move other wise.

How do I move up ranks? it says I have more points then the "promotion line" am I supposed to have less? Very confusing

>>715740559
>El Condor Pasa faints after winning so that there’s an excuse to have her be sad about reaching her limits after she won literally every single one of her previous races

>>715740928
Reddit and discord do you even need to ask

>>715739259
Please reply.

>>715740729
You need it for PVP. Stamina is especially way tighter in PVP than in career. This is because people will build debuffers to fuck with your horses, and also because your opponent's horses will actually have competitive stats amd skills with yours, so you'll burn more stamina trying to keep up with them.

>>715741008
that's fucking impossible

>>715741096
Not impossible, just takes an ungodly amount of grinding for the right sparks.

>>715737007
you were saying?

SPEED and POWER
That's the solution

The one problem with actual sex is you can't really marvel at the female form. Your eyes don't give you the perspectives porn gives you.

>>715741020
They're not stats for the finale, they're targets to hit by the finale.

They're dumb though because speed should be like 1150 with all the free boosts you get.

>>715740501
feels weird...

>>715741351
Just install cameras in your bedroom and put on VR glasses.

>>715729535
the events get added later.

>>715740049
it's ok
The persona gacha is the one getting raped on the steam charts

How do I get a cool title on my uma?

how does rice shower manage to keep her hat on?

Another fotm streamerslop game. Will go into the bin like Chained Together or PEAK. Gachafags never learn, like trying to hype up Wuwa past 1 month

>>715741620
glue

>>715732937
>Nice Nature
>evil and intimidating
Cute...

>>715722985 (OP)
I'M FINALLY FREE FROM THE REROLLING MINES LUCKSHITTERBROS

>>715730830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0gqmlmLZY

>>715741640
Good. All the normie ironyfags will fuck off and leave us who actually enjoy the game alone

>>715722985 (OP)
An english translation

>>715741089
>>715739259
no. what the fuck? unless by "copy" you mean you have one fully uncapped already, then sure, you can't use dupes

>>715741716
Good stuff Anon.

>>715741329
>runs out of stamina midway

>>715741347
uma musume

>>715741881
Just POWER THROUGH IT

>>715741495
Meant for >>715741347

>>715741936
you're recreating a tragedy anon...

>>715741023
>>715740223
running styles don't do anything its just a meme so all the horses don't blob. front runner is the best because no one blocks your path its as shrimple as that

>>715723784
>our release

>>715741881
Stamina is for sissies

>>715722985 (OP)
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm just waiting for the estimates to shove this "game" in my pockets.

>>715740124
thanks, not really sure how to build around that though. Very strange

>>715730939
Super Creek is just generic muh mommy #912

>late start
>rushed
>2nd
fuck you maruzensky

I made a reroll acc and got 3LB Kitasan but I couldn't bare to throw away my old progress so now I'm just playing the game twice

Where do I do these races? None of my umas have them in their careers.

>>715722985 (OP)
Why is that towel inside her belly button?

>>715741598
Anons, please...

i pulled three copies of Winning Ticket's SSR support card when going for kitasan
am I a tomboy main now?

>>715742263
Search here and see when they are up, you need to manually select them from the race list.

https://gametora.com/umamusume/races

>>715732510
Im surprised nobody has made an edit of all of them saying that.

>>715741848
Oh my bad. I got two of them, I didn't MLB it.
Would it still be worth it to burn it for 5 character/card tickets? 0LB + 1LB are basically the same, stat-wise. And the probability of pulling anything more than 2LB is pretty unlikely since I probably won't roll on the support card banners for at least 2 years.

My many horses give thanks to you kita san black rollers, your duty of lending out your support card has allowed me to acquire all the umas I would ever need. Here, you may borrow a Pegasus for your troubles. Lvl 30 of course.

>>715742253
I've heard that happen to rerollers with alt accounts. I think one of my friends did that in Granblue.

>>715742363
what's your requirement for a cool title? winning ULA?
>>715742374
save it for the next 2 years for the guts meta. you won big here

Doing the the beginner missions to get the random 3 star ticket and won my first Career Ura finale with Bakushin. Is she just EZ mode as a front runner, cause thats all i did

>>715740803
Then you shouldn't have rolled at all

>>715735783
Thanks for the advice, never thought it would be this amazing. One of the most convincing wins I've had.

>>715742480
There's no reason to when you can turn the event SSRs into glue instead

>>715742604
I already have won the ura undefeated, but I did not get offered the title "Undefeated" and had to settle for "The goat"
I can't find how to get it on the wiki or google doc

>>715742634
bakushin front speed spam is the babiest of baby easy modes
still, congrats on your first clear

>>715742719
>16/17
AGAIN!!!!

>>715742743
you can check what you need to do for what title under trainer notes, pick a horse, epitaph

>>715742346
They couldn't afford an artist for this ad.

>>715742730
>when you can turn the event SSRs into glue instead
Oooooohhh, great idea. I just got an MLB Manhattan Cafe, so I don't really need the event SSRs nor shop SSRs.
Thanks, I'm keeping it.

>>715739936
hahahaha

>>715742514
Anon they get stuff when you borrow...

>>715742743
run 12 or more races and get 1st in all of them

>>715742829
>>715743043
Sorry, nvm, I am fucking blind

do you just dust all the event cards? a guts welfare seems pretty shitty

>>715743103
lol

>>715734643
Usually the game does it for me. I follow friend placements and never grind a stat when there's no one there.

>>715722985 (OP)
is there anything about this game that's actually fun or is it just propped up by coomers?

>>715743124

>>715743181
do you like horse races?

>>715738461
Nah she’s a dirt runner, it’s one of the main reasons she can’t run the Arima Kinen well.

>>715743181
Never played Princess Maker or Monster Rancher? Or the Chao garden?

>>715742771
well i guess at least i figured that on my own and wasnt aware before lol

>>715740431
I got it on like day3. Is it really rare?

>>715743181
horsing around

>>715743243
so yes or no nigga

>>715743737
no

thoughts on sex with umamusumes?

im just going to uncap every single card i get

>>715743919
You will die.

>>715738071
@Grok is this real?

>>715743919
mandatory

Does anyone have a 9* stamina/long horse? I wanna make Bakushin's dreams real.

Should I keep rolling on the Kita banner or wait for something else? I got 2 of her already but I am not sure if I should save my carats for something else or what.

>>715744109
FOTM FOTM FOTM!!!!! IT'S OVER NORMALFAGSTREAMECELEBKEKS!!!! BA WON

>>715743919
If you don't do it, they will get mood down.

>>715740223

>>715743727
yes you retarded humble-bragger

Is MLB SR King Halo good

>>715729219

>>715744187
the trainee banner isn't good at all. I rolled here and there and ended up getting two more kitasan black copies. I was hoping for super creek or sweep tosho though

>>715744187
Follow your heart.

>>715742070
Yes our release, as in the global release to western players. Not "our release" as in me a cygames employee. I swear you fucking retarded ESL niggers don't have a single functional braincell.

>>715744187
Follow your dick

>Fail a 15% practice
>Night owl
>Migraine
>Mood tanks to awful
What do you do when a horse wants to be glue more than anything else in the world

>>715744579
it's your fault >>715744220

>all the horse girl hauling ass on fucking mary janes
they should close a deal with saucony or something

I like to see this duo

>>715743919
I couldn't endure the crying a gave in

>>715744579
Allow her face the consequences of her actions by letting her embarrass herself on the track. She's the one racing after all, not you.

>>715744579
anything above 10% is not worth it
fuck it we ball doesn't hit right in this game sadly

>>715744237
>effects WIT but not for skill activation

So it doesn't matter at all ok. Isn't the only other thing wit does is acceleration down slopes?

>>715744187
Phew... I thought she was naked hahaha naked suzuka

>>715744793
wit is like 50% of your positioning, power being the other half
i have no idea why they don't mention that in any of the tutorials

>>715744792
>beach episode
>triple friend bonus
>35% fail chance
>big race is 1 turn away

its worth it I dont give a FUCK nigga

>>715744876
>positioning?
just front runner every race dude

>>715745015
unfortunately, front runners also need positioning in big races, especially when you roll an outer bracket every second fucking race

>>715745015
>Late start = game over

>>715745015
You need wit to front runner too
Literally every horse should be 600 int

>>715744579
Anything above 0% is a 50/50 chance.

>roll on a new account trying to get El and Mayano
>keep getting super creek
I hate this

>>715744792
Came here to say this >>715744930
But beach + quad rainbow speed on a 53% fail. We hit those and if you fuck up you get another 50/50 to just do perfect practice with no penalty

Awesome, baby!

Do these horse girls take big smelly horse dumps?

>>715731475
MAMBO

>reroll account
>super creek
>fine motion
>3x kitasan black
yep, it's gaming time

>>715745329
No, they kill you on sight because your soul is impure.

pyon pyon

>>715744692
I want more of these 2. King Halo is a better mom than her mom.

EL CONDOR PASA

>>715745567
BASADO

>>715745567
No that's somebody else

>>715744579
I once failed at 3% only to fail at 1% right after. I quit the career after that.

>>715722985 (OP)
Turns out you need cute, nice young girls, not 40 year old triple-transitioned fuglies with insufferable personalities in your games.
Who could have known.

>>715745567
who the heck is that

>>715742714
:(

>>715745657
Umamusume A

>>715745323
Ryanmaxxing

>>715745447
Proofs?

>>715745520
No one asked, yet this anon posted the best characters in this francize. Interesting.

>>715745567
EL CONDORRRR
PASAAAAAAAA

>>715743243
I can't see the green woman SSR card. Is she good?

>>715745796
based luckchad

>>715745647
Give it a rest dude, this isn't/r/kotakuinaction

>>715745567
That's just Pasa
El Condor flew away

>>715745567
El Condom Pasta

>>715745701
WTF I love Umamusume A now!?

>>715745783

>>715745567
EL COITO EN CASA

I got my PhD in Bakushin

>>715742263
Someone already linked the site, they're not G1s so easy to overlook

How important is it to have a full 3 x 5 team for PvP?
Currently I only have enough characters for 2 x 5 teams even though I've been matched with people with a full 3 x 5 teams since I haven't done any pulls on the character banner, yet I can still win most of the time against people with slightly higher rating than mine (middle option).

>>715745567
EL TACO DEL BURRITO

>>715745567
This was a horse I thought I would hate but is actually great. Shes a mudder, her mother was a mudder.

IM BEING FILTERED BY THE AGE VERIFICATION!!!! The 19th month 9001? What.

>>715746369
year then month

>>715746179
It's always Nice to have something like >>715729219 to annoy the other team

>>715746369
That's January 1990.

>get onsen ticket
>on a throwaway career run using event boost supports
i guess you have to beat the URA finale? I always get walled on the semifinal for some reason. Oh well

>>715746394
t-thanks

>>715746369
>not being from the year 9000
Get with the times old man

>>715746369
>month 9001?
SPE, WHAT DOES THE APP SAY ABOUT HIS BIRTH DATE

>>715744237
Thank you bro!

>>715745907
Wow, you even got Condor and Sky too

So now that we've dumped all of our carat savings on the Kitasan banner, what's the next banner that we should be saving for?

>>715747049
Your umawife

>>715747049
Mayano Wedding alt

>>715747049
Fuji banner in September

>>715747049
Halloween Rice, of course

>>715745567
que?
who?

>>715747049
I really hate that the McQueen banner has to happen alongside Kitasan

>>715747049
Tamamo Cross in December,

>>715747232
This scared me stiff!

>>715747049
As far as I know, there's no "MUST HAVE MUST HAVE" although some people mentioned Seiun Sky (trainee) being kinda strong or something.
It's time to invest in umas you like.

>>715729219
>>715744385
does she have bonus to debuffs or something?

>>715746472
>grinding event points for a guts card
am i missing something?

>>715747049

>>715747352
At max potential she starts with 5 red skills.

>>715747407
i don't trust this gloomy horse. i know she's hiding something. do not be alone with manhattan cafe, anons.

>>715747398
It's not about the Guts card, it's about NICE NATURE.

>>715747594
tell me about nature. why is she Messing Around?

>>715747497
More like naughty nature

>>715747653

>>715747049

>>715747726
Tachyon Raider

>more free gems

>>715745567
Ahem

>>715747049
Whatever you want, especially since they'll have events where you can uncap Kita to max if you weren't able to.
I got 4 Kitas so I'm saving up to roll for umas.

>>715747289
Are we getting first person view?

>Throwaway run to get missions
>Didn't even use a guest uma
>This milf decided this was her time
>not a single messed up rest, training, or mission

>>715747950
No.

>>715747839
>it's true
Another 10 million for kitasan

>>715747049
literally doesn't matter. You are now free to spend on whatever you want

>>715747872
Incredibly aerodynamic

>>715747839
god dammit

>>715747950
It's something they added 3 years in on JP, so unless they specifically added it before it was supposed to be added, at the earliest it will be added in 2 years in global.

>>715748143
Satono is the cuter horse to be honest

>>715748143
at least you got an SSR...

>>715748274
you're only saying that because she has big wobbly bosoms.

>>715748326

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>>715747839
HAHAHAHA YES
I FUCKING FELT IT IN MY BONES BEFORE I ROLLED

I screamed
it was the last one i needed

>>715747049
I'm saving for mambo