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Anonymous No.716130671 >>716133423 >>716133875 >>716134024 >>716135152 >>716135302 >>716135398 >>716136050 >>716137605 >>716137728 >>716137750 >>716139590 >>716139793 >>716142275 >>716143146 >>716143676 >>716147134 >>716148097 >>716148131
>game lets you call in npcs for assistance
Anonymous No.716133423 >>716133591 >>716133621 >>716137141 >>716137213 >>716140073 >>716146119 >>716146770 >>716147537 >>716147916
>>716130671 (OP)
....why did they bring the sticks if they all trust each other?
Anonymous No.716133591
>>716133423
their walking sticks
Anonymous No.716133621 >>716143125
>>716133423
dont worry, they're white
Anonymous No.716133875
>>716130671 (OP)
I love elephants, bros.
Anonymous No.716134024 >>716134310 >>716135024 >>716136049 >>716136594 >>716145907
>>716130671 (OP)
Elephants are the only animals I like.
Anonymous No.716134268 >>716143676
Anonymous No.716134310 >>716135259
>>716134024
I think Orangutans and herding dogs are neat too. Also the Platypus.
Anonymous No.716134324
Why not just let him sleep? It's not like he had to go to school.
Anonymous No.716134343 >>716134394 >>716142780 >>716150030
Anonymous No.716134394 >>716134540 >>716140149
>>716134343
>Hey look at me "hurr durr I'm a human" haha jk bro here have it back
Anonymous No.716134431 >>716134507 >>716135035 >>716135305 >>716135434 >>716136773 >>716136846 >>716137387 >>716137924 >>716139609 >>716140227 >>716142596 >>716143476 >>716147891
Anonymous No.716134507
>>716134431
Not even elephants are safe from the zoomer menace.
Anonymous No.716134540 >>716135197 >>716136426 >>716143371 >>716146629
>>716134394
Anonymous No.716134579 >>716134684 >>716137383 >>716141842 >>716145203 >>716145338 >>716147258 >>716147476 >>716147550
Did you know that elephants have such long memories that elephant males track down females which rejected them years ago and rape them?
Anonymous No.716134590
I hate that chinks pay niggers to poach these animals for their tusks because they're retarded and believe in TCM thousands of years later
Anonymous No.716134684
>>716134579
he's just like me... fr fr
Anonymous No.716134735 >>716141019 >>716147761
Anonymous No.716135024
>>716134024
I like your mom too.
Anonymous No.716135035 >>716140921 >>716141632 >>716142184 >>716142669 >>716146185 >>716148303
>>716134431
donald trunk haha
Anonymous No.716135152
>>716130671 (OP)
Let the lil bro sleep.
Anonymous No.716135197
>>716134540
>bullying mentally handicapped
Evil elephant
Anonymous No.716135259 >>716135361 >>716136352
majestic creatures
>>716134310
>Orangutans
yep, them too
Anonymous No.716135302
>>716130671 (OP)
>be growing elephant
>need my sleep
>asshole humans wake me up
Anonymous No.716135305
>>716134431
>Look human, I'm a mammoth now! Proooooh!
Anonymous No.716135361 >>716135431 >>716136990 >>716142690 >>716144843 >>716145987
>>716135259
orangutans rape human women
Anonymous No.716135398 >>716135428
>>716130671 (OP)
PRΓ–Γ–Γ–H :D
Anonymous No.716135428
>>716135398
I CAST
>ROLL DOWN A HILL!
Anonymous No.716135431 >>716136990
>>716135361
other way around
humans rape orangutan women
Anonymous No.716135434
>>716134431
One Piece but MC is E. le Phant.
Anonymous No.716135456 >>716135710 >>716135843 >>716135849 >>716136173 >>716139850 >>716141327 >>716141393 >>716141458 >>716143934 >>716147435
>game's enemies look like friendly npcs
Anonymous No.716135618 >>716135818
Anonymous No.716135710
>>716135456
based cow the thot destroyer
Anonymous No.716135818 >>716146835
>>716135618
*grabs the trunk while it prohs*
Anonymous No.716135843
>>716135456
wtf is this real?
Anonymous No.716135849
>>716135456
Jesus Christ, that startled me.
Anonymous No.716136049 >>716136726 >>716137032 >>716137109 >>716142886 >>716146007 >>716149737
>>716134024
>elephants
>whales (orcas get a pass, but not the other dolphins)
>penguins
>orangutangs
>cats
>dogs
They’re the good ones
Anonymous No.716136050 >>716136145
>>716130671 (OP)
Did it think the baby was sick?
Anonymous No.716136145
>>716136050
Possibly, iirc young elephant mothers can be really fretful. That why the older moms usually help them out.
Anonymous No.716136173
>>716135456
That's it, this is the vid that turned me over to hating AI
Anonymous No.716136191
Dogs are bro
Anonymous No.716136352 >>716148794 >>716148914
>>716135259
Most based animals in existence
Anonymous No.716136426
>>716134540
That's pretty racist there, Babar.
Anonymous No.716136594
>>716134024
yea i like your mom too bro.
Anonymous No.716136597 >>716137154 >>716148302
Why hasn't there been a scifi setting that puts elephants in power armor and let's the space marine ride them into battle?
Anonymous No.716136726 >>716144848 >>716148216 >>716148874
>>716136049
Orcas are the humans of the sea.
Not a single recorded incident of an Orca killing a human in the wild. While they eviscerate pretty much anything else.
Anonymous No.716136773
>>716134431
JUST
Anonymous No.716136839
Anonymous No.716136846
>>716134431
>Hey check it out. "fr skibidi rizz" lol
Anonymous No.716136925 >>716137197 >>716144963 >>716145056 >>716145861 >>716147975
Anonymous No.716136990 >>716137690
>>716135361
>>716135431
I thought they save human women from jeet rape.
Anonymous No.716137002
>Reading the memoirs of John Shipp, early 1800s
>They used elephants as pack animals while traversing mountains in Nepal
>To get up large slopes and ledges the elephants would push one up with their shoulder against his back end, then he would turn around and pull the others up by their trunks with his own
Cool shit.
Anonymous No.716137032 >>716137176
>>716136049
Gorillas are pretty cool too.
Anonymous No.716137084 >>716139987 >>716140517 >>716140552 >>716142817
>game has advanced water physics
Anonymous No.716137109
>>716136049
>cats
lolno, they're the niggers of animals
Anonymous No.716137141 >>716139894 >>716141730 >>716148980
>>716133423
because a wild animal is still a wild animal
this is why keeping a grizzly/puma/wolf as a pet is deranged behaviour
Anonymous No.716137154
>>716136597
Bro, don't spoil my videogame like that
Anonymous No.716137176 >>716137250 >>716137251
>>716137032
The more I know about gorillas the less cool I find them
Anonymous No.716137197
>>716136925
What elephant?
Anonymous No.716137213
>>716133423
Speak softly but carry a big stick is literal.
Anonymous No.716137250 >>716138958
>>716137176
Why?
Anonymous No.716137251 >>716138958
>>716137176
how so?
Anonymous No.716137276 >>716137381 >>716137507 >>716137632 >>716137634 >>716137723 >>716139067 >>716142894 >>716144150
Why do brown "people" abuse these majestic creatures?
Anonymous No.716137360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGFLNF_IIeI
Anonymous No.716137381
>>716137276
They hate nature, it's why they litter the rivers to the point it becomes a solid and beat animals with sticks until the animals inevitably revolt and fold them like origami.
Anonymous No.716137383
>>716134579
based
Anonymous No.716137387
>>716134431
Nice but everyone's gonna be able to tell its a toupee.
Anonymous No.716137507 >>716145006 >>716145691
>>716137276
You want the real answer? They literally do not possess empathy. That comes with higher emotional intelligence which is something brown people simply do not have.
Anonymous No.716137605 >>716137872 >>716139124 >>716139903 >>716146586
>>716130671 (OP)
>game has rules that are easily breakable
Anonymous No.716137632
>>716137276
They view nature as a rival and enemy
Anonymous No.716137634
>>716137276
reason 1: lack of sedatives. bull elephants in heat/musth rape and attack everything they can so browns chain and starve them throughout that phase to weaken them and limi the damage
reason 2: money
Anonymous No.716137690 >>716140350 >>716141252 >>716144793
>>716136990
I thought it was monkeys. But I guess all simians share a sense of innate values the jeets lack.
Anonymous No.716137723 >>716137814 >>716138246 >>716138684
>>716137276
Every accusation by the white man is a confession
Anonymous No.716137728
>>716130671 (OP)
Poor little duder was just taking a nap and Mama just HAD to go tattle to the handlers because he wouldn't wake up.
Anonymous No.716137750 >>716138094 >>716138112 >>716138530 >>716138627 >>716139020 >>716147945
>>716130671 (OP)
Anonymous No.716137814
>>716137723
A confession that browns abuse animals?
Anonymous No.716137872
>>716137605
It's more like rules lawyering as the sign refers to the area below it.
Anonymous No.716137924
>>716134431
>men in their 30s going to a turkish clinic
Anonymous No.716138094 >>716138627
>>716137750
oh no
Anonymous No.716138112
>>716137750
what the fuck was his problem?
Anonymous No.716138119 >>716138192 >>716150723
Player falls for obvious traps
Anonymous No.716138192
>>716138119
I dont know what I expected
Anonymous No.716138246 >>716138360
>>716137723
Uh-huh. I remember reading an article written by a jeet who spent some time in Bongland saying that one of the things that surprised him the most was the fact that animals have little to no fear of humans. I wonder why that would be?
Anonymous No.716138360 >>716139056 >>716139167
>>716138246
Because Bongland exterminated most stray animals in its cities when it reached a stage of development India hasn't yet did.
Anonymous No.716138530
>>716137750
trolling
Anonymous No.716138627 >>716138659 >>716139020
>>716138094
>>716137750
https://youtu.be/ec-JuWNB37k?si=xMrkZ7rFrrrITSyi&t=128
I was curious how it ends and the hedgehog kinda walks it off
Anonymous No.716138659
>>716138627
what a dickhead
Anonymous No.716138684 >>716139056 >>716139421
>>716137723
You retards just crudely ape things you've seen others say and hope it gets the same result.
Anonymous No.716138691 >>716149515
I'm quite fond of frogs myself
we have a small pond in the back of the house and frogs like to chill there and keep the annoying insects population low
I'd like to think they got used to humans too since they don't even jump away anymore when I get close
Anonymous No.716138958 >>716139859
>>716137250
>>716137251
They're just kinda pushovers that run away from most fights or get bodied by other wildlife.
Anonymous No.716139020 >>716139081 >>716139240 >>716143296
>>716137750
>>716138627
What exactly was the thought process here? Was the little bear just trying to eat the bugs on the big bear?
Anonymous No.716139056 >>716139626 >>716140486
>>716138684
I am yet to see a rebuttal of this >>716138360
Anonymous No.716139067
>>716137276
You can only start properly appreciating animals once you have thoroughly conquered your environment.
Anonymous No.716139081
>>716139020
its a hedgehog, probably was looking for somewhere warm to sleep
Anonymous No.716139124 >>716139467 >>716139903
>>716137605
Why are birds like this?
Anonymous No.716139167 >>716139305
>>716138360
The only actually dangerous animal there ever was in Britain was wolves. Which admittedly were driven to extinction.

Nowadays the most dangerous creatures on the entirety of the British Isles are domestic pitbulls.
Anonymous No.716139240 >>716139362 >>716139585
>>716139020
guy who posted the yt link here and hedgehog enthusiast (I have the same species in my garden)
basically, their eyesight is really bad, so they rely on smell to forage, which they mostly do at night

so while they do that, anything with a smell that might be food (they're omnivorous), they'll try to take a bite of
Anonymous No.716139305 >>716139543
>>716139167
>Nowadays the most dangerous creatures on the entirety of the British Isles are muslim refugees
Ftfy
Anonymous No.716139362 >>716139501 >>716146206
>>716139240
>hmm delicious bear ass, gotta get me some of that
Anonymous No.716139421
>>716138684
kek triggered
Anonymous No.716139467
>>716139124
The time has come to an end
Yeah – this is what nature planned

Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath

RULES OF NATURE

And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive)
For a while
(No choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild
Anonymous No.716139501 >>716139552 >>716139585 >>716139713
>>716139362
I held my hand out to one with no food on it and it sniffed a bunch, then nipped me :)
there's something oddly whimsical to them
Anonymous No.716139543
>>716139305
The blacks are still more dangerous per capita.
As a population though the muslims pose a larger threat.
Anonymous No.716139552 >>716139601
>>716139501
do you have rabies now
Anonymous No.716139585 >>716139846
>>716139240
Brutal
>>716139501
>then nipped me
That sounds way too dangerous
Anonymous No.716139590 >>716139709 >>716140104
>>716130671 (OP)
ELEPHANTS ARE KINO :3
Anonymous No.716139601
>>716139552
I got shot :(
Anonymous No.716139609
>>716134431
based. elephants are cool
Anonymous No.716139626 >>716140097
>>716139056
My brown little friend, the RSPCA (Britain's animal welfare organisation, with royal backing I might add) was founded in 1824, back when Britain was even less developed than India is today. You really have no excuse.
Anonymous No.716139709
>>716139590
Anonymous No.716139713 >>716139846 >>716145407
>>716139501
Fun lil forest critters (sadly I've seen quite a few of them pancaked on the road)
Anonymous No.716139793
>>716130671 (OP)
The big prooh could've just nudged the little prooh. Silly big prooh
Anonymous No.716139846
>>716139585
>That sounds way too dangerous
they have pretty crappy teeth, mainly to pierce chitin

it did not pierce the skin and once it figured out it's not food, it let go

we became friends and I leave it kibble sometimes, so when it hears my footsteps or voice, it follows me
>>716139713
yes, me too and I've actually worked with a rescue center for my research paper on them
if it's not roadkills, it's dogs or pesticides killing them
Anonymous No.716139850
>>716135456
Why is she made of cake?
Anonymous No.716139859 >>716140101
>>716138958
There are very few animals who DON'T run away from fights, also, get bodied by whom?
Anonymous No.716139892 >>716140469 >>716143852
Anonymous No.716139894 >>716140141 >>716140274 >>716147419
>>716137141
animals in zoos have never known the wild, they were born in captivity
having an animal fresh from the wild and dropped into a zoo wouldn't go well, it would die trying to escape. Zoo animals don't know any different.
Anonymous No.716139903
>>716137605
>>716139124
Anonymous No.716139920
Anonymous No.716139987 >>716140040
>>716137084
Moo~
Anonymous No.716140040
>>716139987
https://youtu.be/eMv21Q5IQPQ?si=zI_TjIsDgpe0QN10
Anonymous No.716140073
>>716133423
They were doing something else and just went to the elephon for a bit to check up on it.
Those are tools for whatever they were doing.
You think they brought the bucket too as a self defense weapon against a 3 ton animal that can flip cars?
Your basementness is showing. Try to use your head next time.
Anonymous No.716140091
>game has a cosmetics store
Anonymous No.716140097
>>716139626
This is unfortunately a non-sequitur, and I could probably find similar information about animal welfare organizations in India.
Anonymous No.716140101 >>716140503
>>716139859
I get wanting to avoid conflict but I dunno I just would have expected something like a gorilla to stand it's ground and intimidate.
>get bodied by whom?
Leopards mostly
Anonymous No.716140104
>>716139590
>mammothata
Anonymous No.716140141 >>716140232 >>716140445
>>716139894
Just because an animal is in a zoo doesn't mean its the same thing as a housecat.

Even farm animals you've got to be careful around if they are big and heavy.
Anonymous No.716140149
>>716134394
Seriously, how do you answer without sounding seething mad
Anonymous No.716140227 >>716148286
>>716134431
Anonymous No.716140232
>>716140141
goes without saying
Anonymous No.716140242 >>716140307
I like elephants and god likes elephants
Anonymous No.716140274
>>716139894
A tamed animal is still a danger compared to a domesticated one, and even domesticated ones can and do act on their instincts in ways dangerous to people around them sometimes.
Zoo animals arent intentionally tamed, so they are a further step than that towards wild.
Anonymous No.716140304 >>716140384 >>716140431 >>716140669 >>716140750
>game lets you calm down NPCs

Okay, I just wanted excuse to post this because it makes me feel better each time I see it.
Anonymous No.716140307 >>716140382
>>716140242
If god likes elephants why didn't he give them guns for tusks to deal with poachers
Anonymous No.716140350 >>716144175
>>716137690
APES AGAINST RAPES
Anonymous No.716140382
>>716140307
Dude, check the latest patchnotes
Anonymous No.716140384
>>716140304
I wish animals didnt have such soulless eyes
Anonymous No.716140401 >>716140473
Anyone has that elephant charging at a humvee and then going "nah just kidding"
Anonymous No.716140431 >>716143723
>>716140304
Anonymous No.716140445 >>716140521 >>716145969
>>716140141
Fun fact: supposedly one of the things that inspired George Orwell to write Animal Farm was seeing a young boy leading a full-grown cow with just a small rope which made him think about how much damage the cow could do if it ever wanted to.
Anonymous No.716140469
>>716139892
>Its bath time you little bastard
Anonymous No.716140473 >>716140545 >>716140741
>>716140401
Anonymous No.716140486
>>716139056
>SAAAAR THE REBUTTAL HAS NOT BEEN REDEEMED YET
>OK SUPERPOWER NEXT WEEK
I don't even know what the fuck are you talking about you dumb jeet, there's plenty of wildlife in London and every other european city and they're not afraid of people because they won't eat them or rape them
Anonymous No.716140503
>>716140101
>Leopards mostly
I mean what Harambe gon do?
An adult leopard male weighs as much as a gorilla girl, and about half as much as a gorilla male.
A pitbull weighs what? Like 20-30 lbs? That's about a 6th of me, yet I wouldn't want to fight one with my bare hands and teeth.
What I am saying is that even an elephant would not be able to bully a 3 ton predator as easily as they can bully e.g. rhinos, the largest of which reach about 3 tons.
Although having something like a bunch of giant lions hunting elephants would be pretty kino.
Anonymous No.716140517
>>716137084
>beaver main playing as a different faction
Anonymous No.716140521 >>716140620 >>716140806
>>716140445
Anonymous No.716140545
>>716140473
>Literally make's an "I got you bro!" gesture with his trunk
Anonymous No.716140552 >>716147737 >>716148418
>>716137084
Kindred spirits
Anonymous No.716140620 >>716140841 >>716140848 >>716140919 >>716141462 >>716143428
>>716140521
Anonymous No.716140669 >>716140771
>>716140304
I took my daughter to the zoo and when we saw the red pandas she said "these are just racoons".
Anonymous No.716140741
>>716140473
cheeky fucker look at him go "HAH GAT 'EE"
Anonymous No.716140750 >>716144321
>>716140304
YUZUYUZUYUZUYUZU
Anonymous No.716140771
>>716140669
Take her to see the blue pandas, green pandas, yellow pandas, purple pandas and orange pandas
Anonymous No.716140806
>>716140521
>Hey Goku, Master Roshi ain't here.
Anonymous No.716140809 >>716140862
>game has a hot springs segment
Anonymous No.716140841
>>716140620
Anonymous No.716140848
>>716140620
They seriously do

You can get to know pigs, they are far smarter than they look. But also, if a pig doesn't know you it will try to eat you the second it sees weakness, but a pig that does know you will run to your aid against other pigs
Anonymous No.716140862 >>716140901 >>716141032
>>716140809
Why are capybaras so relaxed
Anonymous No.716140901 >>716141405
>>716140862
Survival adaptation
Anonymous No.716140919 >>716141291
>>716140620
>I am fond of pigs-
Anonymous No.716140921
>>716135035
(You)
Anonymous No.716140925 >>716141028 >>716141063 >>716141067 >>716145602 >>716145686 >>716145695
>game features themes of racial discrimination
Anonymous No.716141019
>>716134735
>animals being more civil than some sub-species of human
Always makes me laugh.
Anonymous No.716141028
>>716140925
dios mio....
Anonymous No.716141032 >>716141094
>>716140862
Literally no predators aside from the occasional crocodile who gets big enough to eat one but that's extremely rare
Anonymous No.716141063
>>716140925
Β‘el chupacabra!
Anonymous No.716141067 >>716141223 >>716145349
>>716140925
Anonymous No.716141094 >>716141162 >>716141487
>>716141032
Catholics eat them, since they're fish
Anonymous No.716141162
>>716141094
True
Anonymous No.716141223 >>716141340 >>716143428
>>716141067
why the fuck are they so mean to it
Anonymous No.716141252 >>716144209 >>716145187
>>716137690
Orangutans can understand the concepts of property and theft.

https://youtu.be/YWKfraX1qlM?si=HlliMPJcnfBVoD4O
Anonymous No.716141291 >>716141384
>>716140919
>mfw animal husbandry
Anonymous No.716141327
>>716135456
>cow head just noclips through the window glass
Anonymous No.716141340
>>716141223
Runt of the litter
Anonymous No.716141384 >>716142702
>>716141291
Prolly the only thing I liked about 6.
Anonymous No.716141393 >>716141516 >>716141551 >>716143523 >>716143568
>>716135456
Anonymous No.716141405
>>716140901
The Disney princess of animals
Anonymous No.716141458
>>716135456
That's it, this is the vid that turned me over to loving AI
Anonymous No.716141462 >>716141580 >>716142815
>>716140620
not the only british politician to be fond of pigs
Anonymous No.716141487
>>716141094
I've heard they're actually very tasty, akin to pork but leaner
Anonymous No.716141516
>>716141393
Dumb whore
Poor giraffe
Anonymous No.716141551
>>716141393
not too fond of women desu
Anonymous No.716141580
>>716141462
I understood that reference!
Anonymous No.716141632
>>716135035
jej
Anonymous No.716141647 >>716141767 >>716141925 >>716142227 >>716144536
Anonymous No.716141730 >>716142091 >>716144832
>>716137141
Sure but elephants are calm as fuck and won't attack humans unless provoked. Elephants are usually intrigued by humans, wanting to touch your shirt or hat just to see what it is. A huge amount of elephants mangling people up are from circus elephants that are abused beyond reason.
Anonymous No.716141767
>>716141647
MODS
Anonymous No.716141769
>character has a fancy entrance animation
Anonymous No.716141842
>>716134579
how come they never remember who the fuck asked?
Anonymous No.716141852
It's really weird how you take animals totally for granted but then when you actually stop and think about them they're the craziest shit and blow your mind. Like how are elephants even real wtf.
Anonymous No.716141925
>>716141647
Anonymous No.716141997 >>716142206 >>716142659 >>716142719 >>716142812 >>716142942 >>716143260 >>716145303 >>716148205
Elephants are fucking scary. Did any of you see the elephant crushing that paki to bits? The guy was poking the elephants feet or something and the elephant snapped and just broke the guys legs and arms and back. So effortlessly. Used like 2% of its strength.

Amazing animals but if they want you dead you're fucking dead.
Anonymous No.716142043 >>716142247
Anonymous No.716142091 >>716142258
>>716141730
>A huge amount of elephants mangling people up are from circus elephants that are abused beyond reason
either that or when they're in musth aka their test levels are so high they'll charge and stomp you into a red paste because fuck you
pretty sure it's only males and it's a periodic thing though
Anonymous No.716142121 >>716142291 >>716142443 >>716145658 >>716145754 >>716146126 >>716149413
>boss is just a larger version of regular mob enemies
Fucking LAZY game design
Anonymous No.716142184
>>716135035
i luld
Anonymous No.716142206
>>716141997
That 'phant carried a grudge, usually they just quickly crush you for pissing them off
Anonymous No.716142227
>>716141647
i can't believe a wizard would turn an innocent animal to stone and kill them like that.
Anonymous No.716142247
>>716142043
Elephant equivalent of sitting on your nads
Anonymous No.716142258 >>716142528
>>716142091
I've heard elephants have been attacking people more because we've killed a lot of the older males that would teach their kids how to behave. Basically, elephants are suffering from a lack of positive male role models
Anonymous No.716142275
>>716130671 (OP)
>my mum getting my dad to force me out of bed because it's 2pm
Anonymous No.716142291
>>716142121
It's rude to grab a lad by the tail
Anonymous No.716142320 >>716142731 >>716148483
>game lets you romance with npc
Anonymous No.716142443
>>716142121
*drops 20 gold bars and an entire set of plate armor*
Anonymous No.716142494 >>716142942 >>716143985 >>716148653
Pajeet: "I will jab this elephant with a pointy stick 20 times, saar. Do not redeem elephant saar.... ACK!'

https://x.com/AlertaNews24/status/1804641039015149691?t=em_m94zFnmImW0TVPoxOMg&s=19
Anonymous No.716142498 >>716143321 >>716143932 >>716147252 >>716147878
Anonymous No.716142528 >>716142569 >>716142615 >>716143230
>>716142258
The savanna has fallen, billions must prΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆΓΆhh
Anonymous No.716142569
>>716142528
>incel tiny dick Chingchong elephant
Anonymous No.716142596 >>716149631
>>716134431
nigga be bussin fr fr
Anonymous No.716142615
>>716142528
That's an Asian elephant
Anonymous No.716142659 >>716143040
>>716141997
Video??
Anonymous No.716142669
>>716135035
nice
Anonymous No.716142690
>>716135361
>not having an orangutan bull
Anonymous No.716142691 >>716143160 >>716143258 >>716143970 >>716145464
>game has infinite i-frames when rolling
Anonymous No.716142702
>>716141384
honestly, I used to shit on it vehemently, then I gave it a try a decade later and it has grown on me moreso than 5
HOWEVER, this is just my opinion
>districts: controversial, but add depth of strategy and knowing wtf you're doing means you can get huge payoffs
>soundtrack: no more peace/war variations, but soundtrack is dynamic depending on eras (ancient themes have 1-2 basic instruments, atomic themes are full on orchestras) and players (meeting new players adds their tunes to the soundtrack)
>art style: I truly miss those massive landscapes and handcrafted backgrounds leader screens used to have and the cartoonish ones look offensive, but the animations are great and give them a strong personality (I love when phillip II gets pissed and dinks the sword in the ground repeatedly or swipes it at you when he denounces you)
>builders having charges: also controversial, but it was retardedly easy to just build a few early game and macro them all game in 5
>weather and disasters are alright, I guess
>grievances make waging wars more dynamic
>better diplomacy screen
>building queue is a godsent
>luv loyalty/city flippin', loved it in 4, fuck happiness in 5
>heroic ages are kino
>capturing/losing cities in 6 makes domination not a complete pain in the dick
>eureka enjoyer, gives me feel good brain juice

the only things I can UNDENIABLY shit on are the leader choices (amanitore? really?) and "alt" leaders that are just the same guy ("oh boy I love playing as teddy roosevelt with a hat on instead of a completely different guy! I always wanted that!" - utterings of the mentally disturbed)
Anonymous No.716142719 >>716144838
>>716141997
when elephants fuck something up for seemingly no reason it's either incel elephant in musth or the victim 100% deserved it
Anonymous No.716142731 >>716142870 >>716142948
>>716142320
aren't feline tongues like sandpaper? that shit must hurt
Anonymous No.716142780
>>716134343
>How do you do fellow humans?
Anonymous No.716142812
>>716141997
Maybe you shouldn't poke an animal that weights around 4 tons so they wouldn't want to kill you
Anonymous No.716142815
>>716141462
kek
Anonymous No.716142817 >>716142936 >>716143068 >>716143124 >>716143426 >>716143472 >>716144563 >>716144920 >>716147964 >>716149143
>>716137084
That water thingy is dangerous people have drowned there
Anonymous No.716142870
>>716142731
My mom's cat licks me sometimes and it's not that bad, although their tongues are rough.
Anonymous No.716142886
>>716136049
>Orcas
Orcas are one of the only types of animal who will willingly fuck shit up purely because they know they can
Anonymous No.716142894 >>716143042
>>716137276
Its just a 3rd worlder thing. I had a thaiwanese friend, he was the nicest smartest guy in the world. But whenever it came to animals his immediate though was always
>who cares its just an animal theyre here for us
Asians are just like that
Anonymous No.716142936
>>716142817
The one in your webm seems bigger, but yeah people have a tendency to underestimate water currents in general.
Anonymous No.716142942
>>716141997
>>716142494
>game >:(
>game, japan :O
Anonymous No.716142948
>>716142731
I've had had before that woukd try to wake me up to feed them by licking the inside of my ear, but what was nore annoying is when they would nibble on the tip of my nose.
Anonymous No.716142985
God bless /an/ threads
Anonymous No.716143040
>>716142659
https://x.com/WORLDSTAR/status/1804868340009017662
Anonymous No.716143042 >>716144341
>>716142894
I mean europeans were like that for a long time too, iirc medieval christian dogma was that animals had no souls unlike humans and were put on earth solely to be used by humans.
Anonymous No.716143068 >>716143972
>>716142817
that looked like fun until the very end, i could see that part being a death trap for sure. they should really put some kinda fence there that stops humans but allows debris to get through
Anonymous No.716143116 >>716143254 >>716145668 >>716146640
>you can push NPCs around
Anonymous No.716143124
>>716142817
Just stand up lol
Anonymous No.716143125
>>716133621
>chezchs
>white
Anonymous No.716143146
>>716130671 (OP)
>game thanks you for playing
Anonymous No.716143160
>>716142691
>playing roll slop be like
Anonymous No.716143230 >>716143531
>>716142528
incelephant.
Anonymous No.716143254 >>716144446
>>716143116
I love how brazen parrots are, they're just on a whole different level. The only ones that reach their level or sometimes exceed it are corvids.
Anonymous No.716143258 >>716143363 >>716143428
>>716142691
How are these guys not extinct
Anonymous No.716143260
>>716141997
>paki
Don’t think I can’t see you
Anonymous No.716143296
>>716139020
They literally eat shit, you do the math
Anonymous No.716143321 >>716144010
>>716142498
Mooooo~
Anonymous No.716143363
>>716143258
Human
Anonymous No.716143371 >>716143440 >>716145857
>>716134540
Longer version is better
Anonymous No.716143426
>>716142817
>the city of asia
Anonymous No.716143428
>>716140620
at least he is not ba....

>>716141223
interracial goose fucker

>>716143258
did you see all those iframes?
Anonymous No.716143440 >>716143656
>>716143371
That Rhino looks like it has downs syndrome
Anonymous No.716143472
>>716142817
shoulda had a cow, man...
Anonymous No.716143476 >>716143787
>>716134431
fr
Anonymous No.716143480
>game has microtransactions
Anonymous No.716143523
>>716141393
I hate "drive through zoos" such a retarded concept that only exists for consumerism and spectacle. Actualy zoos at least use those funds for breeding and conservation.
Anonymous No.716143531
>>716143230
>filename
Anonymous No.716143563 >>716143702
>timed event where if you're not quick enough you could lose out on good loot
Anonymous No.716143568 >>716143720 >>716148581
>>716141393
Anonymous No.716143615
>NPCs can taunt you
Anonymous No.716143656
>>716143440
They basically do, rhinos are extremely retarded. Can't have a big brain when you spend all day slamming into shit while weighing several tons
Anonymous No.716143676 >>716143791
>>716134268
>>716130671 (OP)
elephants lowkey kinda wacky animals

like land going squids
Anonymous No.716143702
>>716143563
>I can't believe you've done this
Anonymous No.716143720
>>716143568
Poor heckin pusserino.
Anonymous No.716143723 >>716146549
>>716140431
We don't deserve dogs. They are such kind and loving creatures.
Anonymous No.716143787
>>716143476
>Netflix remake of Happy Feet.
Anonymous No.716143791
>>716143676
Unlike squids they actually live a long time so they can put their intelligence to better use
Anonymous No.716143795 >>716143910 >>716144120
Why do these threads get constantly deleted?
Anonymous No.716143797 >>716144072 >>716144491 >>716146910
>NPC can steal from you
Anonymous No.716143852
>>716139892
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2KROiSXDg
Anonymous No.716143910
>>716143795
Probably because some brownoid hates animals and reports them, and the jannies are faggots anyway.
Anonymous No.716143913 >>716144452
>enemies can spam ranged attacks
Anonymous No.716143932
>>716142498
That's just a bigger and more intelligent deer
Anonymous No.716143934
>>716135456
>cow eats a 25 year old
Anonymous No.716143970
>>716142691
>soccer players when an opponent breathes in their direction
Anonymous No.716143972 >>716144291
>>716143068
The thing at the end is unironically called a drowning machine.
They build them in third world countries as a Darwin Device.
Anonymous No.716143985
>>716142494
the elephant just obliterated him
it had fucking had enough
Anonymous No.716144010 >>716144172
>>716143321
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VYLb-S6617g
Anonymous No.716144072 >>716144205
>>716143797
>video theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
Anonymous No.716144120
>>716143795
Because jannies have no souls.
Anonymous No.716144150
>>716137276
Why do white "people" do things with their dogs?
Anonymous No.716144172 >>716144324
>>716144010
Anonymous No.716144175
>>716140350
mega lol
Anonymous No.716144205
>>716144072
Lmao love those comments
Anonymous No.716144209 >>716144534 >>716148274
>>716141252
Why is beni such a little shit?
Anonymous No.716144283 >>716144390
Anonymous No.716144291 >>716150719
>>716143972
Some years back we had a new hydro station built on a major river that would make it no longer navigable. So some politicians went for a ride along it with canoes to commemorate that. But when they were reaching the hydro plant, for some fucking reason, one canoe of retards decided to go through the hydro plant instead of pulling the boat out and carrying it around, I guess because the water looked calm enough on the surface (but obviously wasn't below the surface). All of them died, except for one lady that got spat out by the currents.
Anonymous No.716144321
>>716140750
Anonymous No.716144324 >>716144769
>>716144172
Anonymous No.716144340 >>716144467
i'm always wary of animals. they are fucking retards but have insane retard strength. like a black bear the size of a toddler can rip your leg off because the way their jaws are structured and their muscles are built for killing power instead of humans whose muscles are mainly for fine motor function. the story of that woman who was mauled by a chimp is going to live in my head rent free, and knowing that even a squirrel can rip your face off is concerning.
Anonymous No.716144341 >>716144424
>>716143042
Even then they took better care of their flock of sheep and other animals than these third worlders.
Anonymous No.716144390 >>716144529 >>716144743
>>716144283
It's funny how clumsy animals can be
Anonymous No.716144424
>>716144341
Sure, but that's more a matter of competence I think, not empathy.
Anonymous No.716144446 >>716145507
>>716143254
wings + brain = asshole
gotta love em
Anonymous No.716144452
>>716143913
>HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN
Anonymous No.716144467
>>716144340
Post hands
Anonymous No.716144491
>>716143797
Out-fucking-skilled
Anonymous No.716144529 >>716144572 >>716144581 >>716144602 >>716144732 >>716146651 >>716147553
>>716144390
How do land animals innately know how to swim?
Anonymous No.716144534
>>716144209
Got used to gibs.
Anonymous No.716144536 >>716144598 >>716144696 >>716146668
>>716141647
There's a swan that lives around a pond near my house. Every night without fail, the fucker would waddle up to my bedroom window, knock on it until I open up, honk at me, and then waddle back to the lake. I don't know what it want, I barely ever interact with it, but it's been doing that every night for the past three years.
Thank you for reading my blog.
Anonymous No.716144563 >>716144660
>>716142817
Why the fuck do they keep jumping into the current????
Anonymous No.716144572
>>716144529
Reflex I guess.
Anonymous No.716144581
>>716144529
You ever seen a tiger swim? That's shits nuts how efficient they are.
Anonymous No.716144583 >>716144654
>you can trick monsters into fighting each other
Anonymous No.716144598
>>716144536
tl;dr
*dabs*
Anonymous No.716144602
>>716144529
An IQ above 80
Anonymous No.716144654
>>716144583
>yeah bro cats are totally smart n shiiiet
Anonymous No.716144660 >>716144852
>>716144563
I'm assuming they're trained rescuers trying to help pull people out. Like the person losing their shit inside the current probably wouldn't even go for the stick if you offered it to them
Anonymous No.716144696 >>716146441
>>716144536
That's cute.
Anonymous No.716144710
Anonymous No.716144732
>>716144529
just instinct alone
Anonymous No.716144743
>>716144390
bit harder adjusting to human made environments I guess
Anonymous No.716144769 >>716144842
>>716144324
god i wish i had a cow friend...
Anonymous No.716144793
>>716137690
>indians get mogged even by FUCKING MONKEYS
WHAT THE FUCK
Anonymous No.716144832
>>716141730
Why do you believe you know what an elephant finds provoking?
Anonymous No.716144838
>>716142719
This. I've lived near an elephant sanctuary for most of my life and they're generally pretty chill unless they're horny, an incel, or a fatherless male. I do hear that African Elephants are more volatile though.
Anonymous No.716144842 >>716144987
>>716144769
Is that how you're supposed to lick pussy?
Anonymous No.716144843
>>716135361
And that's a good thing
Anonymous No.716144848 >>716148834
>>716136726
they're also a matriarchy and that's pretty based
Anonymous No.716144852 >>716144905
>>716144660
Again. Just stand up. The water cant be that deep or I dont know use your hands and feet to brace against the sides. That would probably work better than just going with the current while yelling "ping chong ding dong nong dong fong!"
Anonymous No.716144905 >>716144995
>>716144852
You've never been in a strong current have you?
Anonymous No.716144920
>>716142817
camera man are the most savage people on earth
Anonymous No.716144951 >>716145137 >>716145279 >>716145342 >>716145467 >>716145514 >>716145709 >>716146334 >>716146421
Doggone it
Anonymous No.716144963
>>716136925
Must have been the wind...
Anonymous No.716144987
>>716144842
unironically yes, lick and nibble with your lips
Anonymous No.716144995 >>716145057
>>716144905
I certainly have. Im not weak.
Anonymous No.716145006
>>716137507
This is the answer and it's so simple that it is sad.
Anonymous No.716145056 >>716145110
>>716136925
hm? what was that?
Anonymous No.716145057 >>716145161
>>716144995
Yeah you're not gonna do shit against tons of water rushing at you
Anonymous No.716145110
>>716145056
The wind
Anonymous No.716145137
>>716144951
So that's what a doggy dog world looks like.
Anonymous No.716145161
>>716145057
Whats some pussy ass faggot water gonna do to me?
Anonymous No.716145187
>>716141252
>SLUUUUUUURP

I fucking love Orangutans man
Anonymous No.716145203
>>716134579
>Did you know that elephants have such long memories that elephant males track down females which rejected them years ago and rape them?

Rhinoceros hands posted this
Anonymous No.716145279
>>716144951
>manage to seduce a bitch bigger than you, score
>getting ready to nut
>her bf comes
>*record scratch* "Yup, that's me"
Anonymous No.716145303 >>716145460 >>716150652
>>716141997
Elephants should not be mistreated...
Anonymous No.716145338
>>716134579
i know they can hold grudges but not that KEK
Anonymous No.716145342 >>716145560 >>716147930
>>716144951
how any ntr story should go
Anonymous No.716145349
>>716141067
Mobile game ad. Just needs a shot of him kicking the other pigs ass at the end.
Anonymous No.716145407
>>716139713
Anonymous No.716145441
>enemy passive can oneshot you
Anonymous No.716145460 >>716145538
>>716145303
Fuck humanity
Anonymous No.716145464
>>716142691
https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E
Anonymous No.716145467
>>716144951
Oh now i get why we call sluts bitches
Anonymous No.716145507 >>716145780
>>716144446
It's just brain = asshole. Orcas, octopuses, birds, monkeys, apes. All assholes.
Anonymous No.716145514 >>716145639
>>716144951
yjk the cunt recording it is as brown as shit
Anonymous No.716145538 >>716145698 >>716146581
>>716145460
>honolulu
Don't blame humanity for the actions of the usual suspects.
Anonymous No.716145560
>>716145342
>Polylove its natural and healthy
Anonymous No.716145602
>>716140925
>FOUR LEGS GOOD
>TWO LEGS BAD
>ALSO ALL BLACK BAD
Anonymous No.716145639
>>716145514
what the hell do you want them to do, intervene? stray dogs are assholes
Anonymous No.716145658
>>716142121
el ratto...
Anonymous No.716145668
>>716143116
Not naming it whites only tsk
Anonymous No.716145686
>>716140925
a tattooed yakuza nigga in japan
Anonymous No.716145691 >>716145776 >>716145832 >>716145850 >>716151243
>>716137507
>rightiods such as yourself are claiming that "emotional intelligence" is an inherently white trait
>meanwhile ten years ago rightiods mocked "EI" as postmodernist quackery only used by feminists, left-wing nu-males and other enemies of the white race because they lacked "IQ" and therefore needed something to compensate for it
You retarded tourists never stick to your principles and casually change viewpoints whenever it suits you, you're the reason why this site is going down the shithole.
Anonymous No.716145695
>>716140925
Even pigs don't like niglets
Anonymous No.716145698 >>716145771
>>716145538
Longnose tribe plays second fiddle to the hawaiians?
Anonymous No.716145709 >>716146603 >>716146647
>>716144951
That bitch didn't want to let go of that other doggo's dick
Anonymous No.716145754
>>716142121
That's a decent amount of rat for an average rat.
Anonymous No.716145771 >>716145819 >>716145868
>>716145698
>brings up jews out of nowhere
Anonymous No.716145776
>>716145691
>triggered rant post
Too easy *dabs and crip walks*
Anonymous No.716145780
>>716145507
Well otherwise its just a machine basically
Anonymous No.716145819
>>716145771
Shalom!
Anonymous No.716145832 >>716146067
>>716145691
All nuance is lost on you so you can't comprehend why your post is retarded.
Anonymous No.716145850 >>716146067
>>716145691
Huh? El is like the in Spanish its used to mock third worlders who dont speak real languages.
Anonymous No.716145854 >>716146650 >>716147051 >>716147230
>start mission
>"LET'S ROLL!"
Anonymous No.716145857
>>716143371
Now I remember where I gotten this picture alll these years ago
>mfw elenigger insulting me
Anonymous No.716145861
>>716136925
Wheres the elephant?
Anonymous No.716145868
>>716145771
>Hears longnose
>Automatically thinks of Jews
Wow what a antisemitic bigot
Anonymous No.716145907
>>716134024
Orangutans?
Anonymous No.716145913 >>716145989
>game has addiction mechanics
Anonymous No.716145939 >>716146264 >>716146562 >>716149337
>game has environmental hazards you can utilize
Anonymous No.716145969
>>716140445
Anonymous No.716145987
>>716135361
Hot monke dick
Anonymous No.716145989
>>716145913
No puss puss you have a problem!
Anonymous No.716146007
>>716136049
shit list
Anonymous No.716146067 >>716146150 >>716146227 >>716146360
>>716145832
If you lack the knowledge and history of certain topics, maybe you should just sit down and shut the fuck up.

>>716145850
>retard struggles with abbreviations
Anonymous No.716146109 >>716151465
>enemy has a sleep debuff
Anonymous No.716146119
>>716133423
Bro, if an elephant decides to flip out at you out of nowhere you're not gonna stop it no matter what you're carrying.
Anonymous No.716146126 >>716146215
>>716142121
>manlytears picking up a mouse
Anonymous No.716146150 >>716146240
>>716146067
Your self-delusions and wishful thinking aren't knowledge.
Anonymous No.716146185
>>716135035
Kek
Anonymous No.716146193
>game is cringe
Anonymous No.716146206
>>716139362
How did Sega convince everyone this spiky rats were agile?
Anonymous No.716146215 >>716149482
>>716146126
Manly tears picking up a water bear.
Anonymous No.716146227 >>716146306
>>716146067
Okay now say it again but this time without sounding fragile and defensive
Anonymous No.716146240 >>716146735
>>716146150
>no argument but I need to post
Thanks for proving your retardation, newfaggot.
Anonymous No.716146253
>Game has spooky ghosts
Anonymous No.716146264
>>716145939
>Hawk Souls: Prepare to Fly edition
Anonymous No.716146306 >>716146385 >>716146447
>>716146227
How is it exactly "fragile and defensive" when it's literally the facts of the situation?
Anonymous No.716146334
>>716144951
>I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain-
>I got 100 problems
Anonymous No.716146360
>>716146067
Huh? Speak English you dumb brownoid. Here let me try. ?Donde esta else la taco upside down question mark. That make sense?
Anonymous No.716146382
>game has invisible walls
Anonymous No.716146385
>>716146306
>Gets more defensive and triggered
Oof
Anonymous No.716146421
>>716144951
Lmao why the fuck do dog dicks do that swelling up shit anyways?
Anonymous No.716146432
>armor impacts your characters movement
Anonymous No.716146441
>>716144696
kek he did the look away before sucker punching thing
Anonymous No.716146447 >>716147017
>>716146306
Ok, but actually defend your point instead of getting upset.
Anonymous No.716146482
>Game lets you wear hats
Anonymous No.716146549
>>716143723
sometimes, I think about getting a dog. But I can barely take care of myself. I'm scared of not being able to properly take care of it.
Anonymous No.716146562 >>716146720
>>716145939
based shrike
Anonymous No.716146581
>>716145538
>the usual suspects
americans?
Anonymous No.716146582
>Game lets you do racist chinese cowboy impressions
Anonymous No.716146586
>>716137605
Damn these fancy french birds.
Anonymous No.716146594 >>716146661 >>716146779 >>716148982
>neutral NPCs can become hostile when provoked
Anonymous No.716146603 >>716147034
>>716145709
>doesn't know about knotting
Anonymous No.716146612
>tranimal thread
Anonymous No.716146629
>>716134540
Once saw a document and it had a bit where a bull elephant kept raping male rhinos, that was some funny shit.
Anonymous No.716146640
>>716143116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjkiS3jAq7M
Anonymous No.716146647
>>716145709
A lot of animal have oddly shaped dicks and vags and often get stuck in their mates. For some animals it just sounds like pure suffering.
Anonymous No.716146650
>>716145854
Anonymous No.716146651
>>716144529
They probably have better natural buoyancy cause of their body shapes? Its not really that hard of a concept too, you're just walking underwater. They literally can't do anything else
Anonymous No.716146661
>>716146594
>indigestion
Anonymous No.716146668
>>716144536
>tfw no good night goose
Anonymous No.716146720
>>716146562
Based Vlad impaling muslims
Anonymous No.716146735 >>716147017
>>716146240
See. You don't even know what an argument is. You'd be funny if there weren't so many of you nowadays.
Anonymous No.716146770
>>716133423
Because it's better to have a stick and not need it than to not have a stick and need it? What kind of fucking retarded question is this?
Anonymous No.716146779
>>716146594
Weak
Anonymous No.716146835
>>716135818
>no one replied
here anon
Anonymous No.716146910 >>716147020 >>716147391
>>716143797
>NPCs can steal for you
Anonymous No.716147017 >>716147169 >>716147205 >>716147269 >>716147371
>>716146447
There's nothing to defend because there's no rebuttal to my original response, just knee-jerk replies pretending that they've "won" because they think their composition sounds "cool"

I couldn't care less if you're a racist, but don't use terms to describe yourself that you once mocked as inherently bad from the opposite side of the spectrum. Your kinds are all grifters.

>>716146735
You're sincerely retarded you know that. It's really sad, I feel sorry for your parents.
Anonymous No.716147020 >>716147408
>>716146910
How can I learn this power?
Anonymous No.716147034 >>716147158 >>716147278 >>716147523
>>716146603
But why?
Anonymous No.716147051
>>716145854
>DOMA DOMA DOMA HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.716147078 >>716148371
>NPC can gather resources from outside their territory
Anonymous No.716147097
Anonymous No.716147134 >>716147216 >>716147262 >>716147375
>>716130671 (OP)
did you guys know that elephant have boobs.. like in actual kinda human looking boobs
Anonymous No.716147158
>>716147034
Helps with impregnation probably.
Anonymous No.716147169 >>716148307
>>716147017
No one needs to defend anything when you put forth totally incoherent screeching. You didn't post some articulate intelligent rebuttal. You made a tumblr post.
Anonymous No.716147202 >>716147267 >>716147314
If you know what 'knotting' is then you're either a zoologist or a furfag.
Anonymous No.716147205
>>716147017
Repackaging my words back to me huh. Put your back into your attempt at doubling down on your mental retardation.
Anonymous No.716147216 >>716147297 >>716147375 >>716151939
>>716147134
Yes
Anonymous No.716147230
>>716145854
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
Anonymous No.716147252
>>716142498
Wow, naked dogeza.
Anonymous No.716147258
>>716134579
Ok hear me out.
Are all of our zoologist animal facts, particularly those of animal psychology from hard to study exotic life, are they just made up by shitposters? How the fuck did Sir Arnold Doyle on his African expedition journal keep tabs on Elephant #44 being rejected by Elephant Girl #21 but rapes her later. We didn't track it this seems like poppycock
Anonymous No.716147262 >>716147353
>>716147134
Anonymous No.716147267
>>716147202
Which one are you?
Anonymous No.716147269 >>716148307
>>716147017
Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself rather than others. Why would this be?
Anonymous No.716147278
>>716147034
Dogs eats their own shit
Evolution added this probably to stop them from licking off their own cum out of the bitch before impregnation
Anonymous No.716147281 >>716147360
>player can perform gestures
Anonymous No.716147297
>>716147216
Someone draw a big titty woman trapped inside
Anonymous No.716147314
>>716147202
or quite possibly you've owned or lived near someone that owned a dog
Anonymous No.716147350
>boss encounter has optional hard mode
Anonymous No.716147353
>>716147262
*buries face in elephantitties*
Anonymous No.716147360
>>716147281
FLOPPA
Anonymous No.716147371
>>716147017
Sorry I dont speak gobbledigook.
Anonymous No.716147375
>>716147134
>>716147216
Anonymous No.716147391
>>716146910
>Harvest
Anonymous No.716147403 >>716149317
>game has optional boss fights
Anonymous No.716147408
>>716147020
First go to china and find a crowmaster to apprentice under
Anonymous No.716147419 >>716147509 >>716147524 >>716147615
>>716139894
Zoo animals have absolutely turned on the people who raised them before
Anonymous No.716147435
>>716135456
>bursts into treats
Anonymous No.716147476
>>716134579
Anonymous No.716147509
>>716147419
True. I've worked at the Como Zoo in MN.
Anonymous No.716147518 >>716147587 >>716147621 >>716147865
Does /v/ have a pet?
Anonymous No.716147523 >>716147745 >>716147948
>>716147034
because dogs are not into gangbangs
Anonymous No.716147524 >>716147693 >>716147838
>>716147419
Often they're more likely to lose their shit due to the conditions. Notably, orcas in the wild have never killed a human, but captive ones have.
Anonymous No.716147537
>>716133423
Looks like poop scoops
Anonymous No.716147550
>>716134579
elephant more like incelphant
Anonymous No.716147553
>>716144529
Because mammals spend their fetal stages immersed in fluids.
Anonymous No.716147585 >>716148881 >>716148992 >>716149051 >>716149137 >>716150001
>game has lovecraftian theme
Anonymous No.716147587 >>716147765
>>716147518
I have lizards and they're lovable idiots
Anonymous No.716147615 >>716147787
>>716147419
Pretty sure I remember reading that there are no confirmed human deaths attributed to wild orcas but there have been multiple instances of captive ones killing their handlers.
Anonymous No.716147621
>>716147518
I take care of my mom's pets often but I don't have one of my own. I don't trust myself to be able to care for one.
Anonymous No.716147693 >>716147873
>>716147524
They're probably about as smart as a human is, and they get frustrated with how they're treated in training. We should definitely let them all free, at the very least never again keep them captive.
Anonymous No.716147737 >>716148418
>>716140552
>kingzora.webm
Anonymous No.716147745 >>716149897
>>716147523
That's one guy per 0.68 minutes, or roughly every 40 seconds.
Anonymous No.716147761
>>716134735
Does he do it for free?
Anonymous No.716147765 >>716148015
>>716147587
Ahem.
Fuck argonians.
Fuck khajiits.
And FUCK ELVES!
Anonymous No.716147787
>>716147615
Wild orcas helped humans kill other whales.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)
Anonymous No.716147792 >>716148257
>game has endless mode
Anonymous No.716147838 >>716147956
>>716147524
>Take an oceanic animal noted for its intelligence and lock it in a tiny pool and force it to perform tricks for retarded monkeys
>They bide their time until they get their chance to take revenge
Eastern cultures say similar things about elephants: they're usually pretty chill but if you piss them off they will use their intelligence and patience to fuck you over when you least expect it.
Anonymous No.716147865
>>716147518
not any more, the place I live now has a no pets policy
I used to go and walk my sisters dog but he passed away two years ago
Anonymous No.716147873 >>716147959 >>716148073
>>716147693
I feel like you could set up a park on the shore and make a deal with orcas to come perform with your divers in exchange for food and then they can go home.
Anonymous No.716147878
>>716142498
bwc slut
Anonymous No.716147891 >>716147915
>>716134431
AI slop
Anonymous No.716147915 >>716149662 >>716149772 >>716149890
>>716147891
Anonymous No.716147916
>>716133423
I think they were cleaning up the pen hence the buckets
Anonymous No.716147930
>>716145342
Would be funny as shit if humans had dog dicks

>have sex with someone's gf/wife
>bf/husband gets home
>penis gets suck in vag
>bf/husband enters the room
>"OH SHIT!!"
>drag naked gf/wife across the room like a rag doll knocking over every piece of furniture in the home all while screaming for my life trying to avoid angry bf/husband
>hold on to solid object while bf/husband grabs gf/wife to try to pull her out
>it hurts like hell but also feels kind of good
>dick gets more swollen
>bf/husband eventually lets go of gf/wife and just beats my ass
>all this while knowing his gf/wife is still on my dick
>cum from all the movement
>cum acts as lubricant and pop out like a cork good enough get away butt naked
Anonymous No.716147945
>>716137750
THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG
Anonymous No.716147948 >>716148193
>>716147523
>shows up to fuck the gigawhore
>leaves with the fluffer and marries her instead
Wew
Anonymous No.716147956
>>716147838
I recommend this documentary to anyone interested in orca treatment.
Anonymous No.716147959 >>716148059
>>716147873
How are you gonna sign that contract? it'll just break up in the water.
Anonymous No.716147964 >>716148327
>>716142817
This is literally called a drowning machine
Anonymous No.716147975 >>716148020
>>716136925
Anonymous No.716148015
>>716147765
SONG
ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDS
Anonymous No.716148020 >>716148137
>>716147975
Why'd you post an empty image.
Anonymous No.716148059
>>716147959
Write it on wax and have the orcas stamp their teeth on it.
Anonymous No.716148073
>>716147873
Orcas when free travel the entire globe. They go all over just because they can. I don't think routine feeding would be enticing enough to keep them in one place.
Anonymous No.716148097
>>716130671 (OP)
Get a load of those elephant titties
Anonymous No.716148131
>>716130671 (OP)
why is captain picard in a zoo?
Anonymous No.716148137
>>716148020
Missed filename opportunity
Anonymous No.716148150 >>716148258
>MC is literally me
Anonymous No.716148163 >>716148317 >>716149026
>game drops random historical trivia
Anonymous No.716148193
>>716147948
>fluffer
>her
Anonymous No.716148205 >>716148315 >>716148320
>>716141997
What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Anonymous No.716148206 >>716148314 >>716148417
Cats are graceful and dexterou-ACK!
Anonymous No.716148215 >>716148305
Anonymous No.716148216 >>716148695
>>716136726
They also capsize refugee boats
Anonymous No.716148257
>>716147792
have you ever seen beaver homes?

weird looking things
Anonymous No.716148258
>>716148150
>"The door stays open."
Anonymous No.716148274
>>716144209
fat fuck
Anonymous No.716148286
>>716140227
Based prankster elephant.
Anonymous No.716148302
>>716136597
>he hasn't read Footfall
Anonymous No.716148303
>>716135035
I have apple all over my monitor thanks anon
Anonymous No.716148305 >>716148348 >>716148968
>>716148215
@grok is this real?
Anonymous No.716148307 >>716148414 >>716148440 >>716148505
>>716147169
I really don't understand your response, what in my posts are inherently "incoherent"? Is there something about it that is giving you difficulties? Are you an ESL?

>>716147269
Maybe it wouldn't convince you because most humans today are only into the information that reflects and reinforces their own, echo chambers. I mean social media algorithms are proof of it, and the bane of society's IQ.
But convincing you isn't the point but rather others who would read my original response and understand the history and facts, also rightiods are forever grifters who changes their worldview whenever it suits them.
Anonymous No.716148314 >>716148507
>>716148206
Cats are graceful and dexterous
Anonymous No.716148315 >>716148585
>>716148205
Have you never seen a rampaging angry elephant? They'll stomp on and smoosh an entire pajeet village.
Anonymous No.716148317
>>716148163
I really like owls, shame they're not that bright.
Anonymous No.716148320
>>716148205
Why the violence if you just wanted a hug?
Anonymous No.716148321 >>716148461
>enemy has high ranks in Stealth, can Sneak Attack and for some reason has both high STR & DEX
Anonymous No.716148327 >>716148572
>>716147964
that's not what a drowning machine is
Anonymous No.716148348 >>716148451 >>716148485
>>716148305
Yes, bears love mimicing humans.
Anonymous No.716148371
>>716147078
This is the seal version of romulos and remus.
Anonymous No.716148414
>>716148307
>Doubles down on damage control but with a side of projection
lmao
Anonymous No.716148417
>>716148206
Made me burst out laughing
Anonymous No.716148418
>>716140552
>>716147737
*panda noises* ALL THE WATER IN CHINA PASSES THROUGH MY ASS AND BALLS
Anonymous No.716148440
>>716148307
>retard tumblr poster doesn't understand why their post is retarded and tumblr
You're beyond help then. A middle schooler has better literacy than you.
Anonymous No.716148451 >>716148534 >>716148601 >>716148672
>>716148348
Anonymous No.716148461
>>716148321
His fault for looking like a big seal
Anonymous No.716148483
>>716142320
>khajiit has 'wares' if you have coin, big boy
Anonymous No.716148485 >>716148671
>>716148348
anyone have that one of the bear hitting itself in the nards
Anonymous No.716148505
>>716148307
>Maybe it wouldn't convince you because most humans today are only into the information that reflects and reinforces their own, echo chambers
That lack of self awareness kek
Anonymous No.716148507
>>716148314
Yes. The fact that they can square up with snakes its pretty darn impressive.
Anonymous No.716148534 >>716149348
>>716148451
Anonymous No.716148541 >>716148742 >>716148876 >>716149465
>game has amazing twist ending
Anonymous No.716148572
>>716148327
It's the same thing just thinner
Anonymous No.716148581
>>716143568
>be giraffe
>born in a continent where the apex predator go for the neck
Anonymous No.716148585 >>716148684
>>716148315
So they are good at taking out the trash?
Anonymous No.716148601 >>716148651
>>716148451
Anonymous No.716148625
>enemy can hide in plain sight
Anonymous No.716148651 >>716148738
>>716148601
Going in my folder, thank you.
Anonymous No.716148653
>>716142494
Indian bully not so tough after getting squashed
Anonymous No.716148671 >>716148768
>>716148485
Anonymous No.716148672 >>716148793
>>716148451
Anonymous No.716148684
>>716148585
They'll pop a pejeet like a ketchup packet
Anonymous No.716148695 >>716149160
>>716148216
>Be orcas
>Used to white people jumping off their boats to swim with you
>Boats are going by but no people are swimming with you
>Think to self "maybe if I tipped the boat they'll play with me"
>Tips boat
>Notice these humans aren't white and aren't swimming
>Watch them sink into the abyss
Anonymous No.716148725
Anonymous No.716148738
>>716148651
You're welcome.
Anonymous No.716148742
>>716148541
>Oh poooooo!
Anonymous No.716148768
>>716148671
haha, thats the one
Anonymous No.716148793
>>716148672
Chat is this real?
Anonymous No.716148794 >>716148884 >>716148914
>>716136352
Anonymous No.716148826 >>716149547
Good thread, bros.
Anonymous No.716148834
>>716144848
Neat
Anonymous No.716148874
>>716136726
Orca stacks!
Anonymous No.716148876
>>716148541
I imagine goofy's scream yell but with a indian accent lol
Anonymous No.716148881
>>716147585
Anonymous No.716148884
>>716148794
Anonymous No.716148914
>>716136352
>>716148794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2V9LfTKuDs
Anonymous No.716148941 >>716149031 >>716149189 >>716149913
>game is angry
Anonymous No.716148968
>>716148305
Yah dog, trust.
Anonymous No.716148980 >>716149063 >>716149169
>>716137141
>game has unconventional romance options
Anonymous No.716148982 >>716149142
>>716146594
what was his problem
Anonymous No.716148992
>>716147585
I'm going to fucking kill myself
Anonymous No.716149026
>>716148163
My phone tells me this says
>I don't use Tik Tok
>Beware of fake accounts
>1989 Tiananmen Square Incident
Anonymous No.716149031
>>716148941
Hipper
Anonymous No.716149051
>>716147585
Anonymous No.716149063 >>716149164
>>716148980
he said pet not side hoe
Anonymous No.716149137
>>716147585
Anonymous No.716149142
>>716148982
Dumb kid was ruining his feng shui
Anonymous No.716149143 >>716149182 >>716149248 >>716149253 >>716149329 >>716150385
>off-topic tranimal thread hits bump limit
you are the reason why this board is so fucking trash
>BUT MUH WHOLESOME TRANIMALERINOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!
take it to >>>/an/, this is not fucking videogames, neither is the literal people dying >>716142817 and useless jannies just leaving all this trash up.
i hope you all get raped by a pack of niggers.
Anonymous No.716149160 >>716149247
>>716148695
Now I'm imagining a bemused Orca just staring at drowning fugees under the surface.
>huh
>i guess these ones don't float
>weird
Anonymous No.716149164
>>716149063
oh shit i'm sorry
Anonymous No.716149167 >>716149310
Indians really come off as real life NPCs
Anonymous No.716149169
>>716148980
giwtwm
Anonymous No.716149182
>>716149143
good morning saar
Anonymous No.716149189 >>716150031
>>716148941
>Getting that close to a baby hippo that's accompanied by its mother
>One of the deadliest animals in Africa
Fuck that.
Anonymous No.716149215 >>716149360 >>716149421
Anonymous No.716149221
>aryanimal thread
Based
Anonymous No.716149247
>>716149160
They are nature's best truly
Anonymous No.716149248
>>716149143
Go crying
Anonymous No.716149253
>>716149143
ywnbaw
Anonymous No.716149279
>game has unrequited love
Anonymous No.716149310
>>716149167
Ah yes, the train. The true apex predator of the Indian subcontinent.
Anonymous No.716149317
>>716147403
For fucks sake. I can't not see Dio and Jotaro here.
Anonymous No.716149329
>>716149143
you are brown
Anonymous No.716149337 >>716150919
>>716145939
Anonymous No.716149348 >>716149408
>>716148534
One of my American friends tells me that there is a city, where liberals moved into en mass
In that city, the liberals started feeding the cute teddy bears
Now the Bears are basically shaking people down for food and attacks are at an all time high
Anonymous No.716149360
>>716149215
Man wins again.
Anonymous No.716149383 >>716149485 >>716149616 >>716149645
>game lets you use all party members to fight the final boss
Anonymous No.716149408 >>716149529
>>716149348
Yeah almost all wild animals do that.
Anonymous No.716149413
>>716142121
ROUSes? I don't think they exist
Anonymous No.716149421 >>716149490
>>716149215
white ppl would rather tongue kiss a wild animal than to shake hands with a black man
Anonymous No.716149465
>>716148541
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY
RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY
RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
Anonymous No.716149482
>>716146215
Kek
Anonymous No.716149485
>>716149383
>choose your fighter
Anonymous No.716149490
>>716149421
Yeah. Its safer.
Anonymous No.716149515
>>716138691
Happy for you anon
Anonymous No.716149529 >>716149603
>>716149408
Scary motherfuckers
Anonymous No.716149547 >>716149594
>>716148826
Meeses are truly elephants of the land
Anonymous No.716149594
>>716149547
They're forest camels
Anonymous No.716149603
>>716149529
>when you've got the cool shoe shine
Anonymous No.716149616
>>716149383
why are they beating up david bowie
Anonymous No.716149631
>>716142596
+6 hours
Anonymous No.716149645
>>716149383
why is David Bowie getting beat up by all those asian ladies
Anonymous No.716149662
>>716147915
>5'11 vs 6'
Anonymous No.716149737 >>716149867 >>716149909
>>716136049
Dogs are worthless messy loud vermin and I have only ever met genuinely bad people that own one.
Cats are also retarded faggots but not nearly as much of a menace as a dog.
Anonymous No.716149772
>>716147915
>You there, I've seen you
>You are the one from my dreams
Anonymous No.716149867 >>716149937
>>716149737
this. why is it that everyone who owns a dog is a subhuman retard?
Anonymous No.716149890
>>716147915
>I am a sanctioned pskyer
>Observe
Anonymous No.716149897 >>716150236
>>716147745
iirc every guy had exactly 20 seconds
Anonymous No.716149909 >>716149947
>>716149737
>Dogs are worthless messy loud vermin
>meanwhile cats every attosecond : KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH
>*freezes*
>KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH
>*freezes*
>*gets noided and takes off at mach 9 sending piss, shit and litter flying everywhere*
>*finds couch*
>*starts scratching it with its piss covered paws*
>MRRRRRRREEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH
Anonymous No.716149913
>>716148941
Moo Deng was born with an unfathomable rage
Anonymous No.716149935
>game
>we already have game at home
Anonymous No.716149937
>>716149867
Not everyone who owns a dog is a piece of shit, but every piece of shit buys a dog
Anonymous No.716149947 >>716150025
>>716149909
Silence pajeet
Anonymous No.716150001
>>716147585
POV: the abyss stares back
Anonymous No.716150025 >>716150115 >>716150248
>>716149947
I'm whiter than you, dumb fuck, it's not dogs that are the problem, it's that you're too much of a retarded subhuman brown monkey to raise it properly
Anonymous No.716150030 >>716150176 >>716150204
>>716134343
This is one of the greatest pieces of footage ever recorded because it's documented proof of an animal making an intentional joke for humans to enjoy.
I think about this clip at least twice a year.
Anonymous No.716150031
>>716149189
Pigmy hippos are the opposite of the normal ones
Anonymous No.716150067
So long anons, it's been a good thread
Anonymous No.716150115 >>716150419
>>716150025
Anonymous No.716150176 >>716150253
>>716150030
Animals can have fun. It's sad that people don't realize this.
Anonymous No.716150204
>>716150030
He was trained to do that and knows he will get food for it. Not saying that elephants aren't intelligent, though.
Anonymous No.716150236
>>716149897
But...that's not sex? That's just foreplay.
Anonymous No.716150241
>npc's can scare enemies
Anonymous No.716150248 >>716150419
>>716150025
Why do you jeets still try to convince people that your "caste" make you white? Records from the British Raj demonstrate quite clearly that you're no better than any other poopskin.
Anonymous No.716150253 >>716150312
>>716150176
Anonymous No.716150312
>>716150253
Beat me to it by a second
Anonymous No.716150385
>>716149143
dial8
Anonymous No.716150419
>>716150115
no u
>>716150248
what "caste", dumb fuck, my jeans are so white that it even makes kikes seethe
Anonymous No.716150548 >>716150593
Anonymous No.716150593
>>716150548
So proud of bobr.
Anonymous No.716150614
Anonymous No.716150652 >>716150725
>>716145303
>trying to hold the gate closed against an elephant
i'll understand how people can be so fucking stupid
Anonymous No.716150703
Anonymous No.716150719 >>716150807
>>716144291
holy fuck that's retarded, but again, Darwin Device in action.
What country was that in?
Anonymous No.716150723
>>716138119
That perfect loop tho
Anonymous No.716150725
>>716150652
Maybe he was trying to lock it.
Anonymous No.716150773 >>716150970
Anonymous No.716150807
>>716150719
Slovenia.
https://sl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zadnji_spust_po_Savi
Doesn't have an english version, but you can autotranslate it if you're interested in this retardation.
Anonymous No.716150859
Anonymous No.716150919
>>716149337
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Anonymous No.716150970
>>716150773
Beaver you ought to know better
Anonymous No.716151013
Anonymous No.716151086 >>716151156 >>716151516
>actively deleting posts so the thread can live longer
wow, rare win
Anonymous No.716151112
Anonymous No.716151156
>>716151086
Janny deleted the post complaining about /van/ threads, actually exceedingly based, thank you janitor.
Anonymous No.716151181
Anonymous No.716151243
>>716145691
Another victim of the direction brain.
Anonymous No.716151257
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Anonymous No.716151465
>>716146109
Hippo, japan:
Anonymous No.716151516 >>716151752
>>716151086
Doesn't do anything if they don't delete like 150 posts.
Anonymous No.716151752
>>716151516
The alternative is that they kill the thread in the first 20 or so posts, i'll take this anyday
Anonymous No.716151939
>>716147216