>game lets you call in npcs for assistance
>>716130671 (OP)....why did they bring the sticks if they all trust each other?
>>716133423their walking sticks
>>716133423dont worry, they're white
>>716130671 (OP)I love elephants, bros.
>>716130671 (OP)Elephants are the only animals I like.
>>716134024I think Orangutans and herding dogs are neat too. Also the Platypus.
Why not just let him sleep? It's not like he had to go to school.
>>716134343>Hey look at me "hurr durr I'm a human" haha jk bro here have it back
>>716134431Not even elephants are safe from the zoomer menace.
Did you know that elephants have such long memories that elephant males track down females which rejected them years ago and rape them?
I hate that chinks pay niggers to poach these animals for their tusks because they're retarded and believe in TCM thousands of years later
>>716134579he's just like me... fr fr
>>716134024I like your mom too.
>>716134431donald trunk haha
>>716130671 (OP)Let the lil bro sleep.
>>716134540>bullying mentally handicappedEvil elephant
majestic creatures
>>716134310>Orangutans yep, them too
>>716130671 (OP)>be growing elephant>need my sleep>asshole humans wake me up
>>716134431>Look human, I'm a mammoth now! Proooooh!
>>716135259orangutans rape human women
>>716135398I CAST
>ROLL DOWN A HILL!
>>716135361other way around
humans rape orangutan women
>>716134431One Piece but MC is E. le Phant.
>game's enemies look like friendly npcs
>>716135456based cow the thot destroyer
>>716135618*grabs the trunk while it prohs*
>>716135456wtf is this real?
>>716135456Jesus Christ, that startled me.
>>716134024>elephants>whales (orcas get a pass, but not the other dolphins)>penguins>orangutangs >cats>dogsTheyโre the good ones
>>716130671 (OP)Did it think the baby was sick?
>>716136050Possibly, iirc young elephant mothers can be really fretful. That why the older moms usually help them out.
>>716135456That's it, this is the vid that turned me over to hating AI
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>>716135259Most based animals in existence
>>716134540That's pretty racist there, Babar.
>>716134024yea i like your mom too bro.
Why hasn't there been a scifi setting that puts elephants in power armor and let's the space marine ride them into battle?
>>716136049Orcas are the humans of the sea.
Not a single recorded incident of an Orca killing a human in the wild. While they eviscerate pretty much anything else.
>>716134431>Hey check it out. "fr skibidi rizz" lol
>>716135361>>716135431I thought they save human women from jeet rape.
>Reading the memoirs of John Shipp, early 1800s
>They used elephants as pack animals while traversing mountains in Nepal
>To get up large slopes and ledges the elephants would push one up with their shoulder against his back end, then he would turn around and pull the others up by their trunks with his own
Cool shit.
>>716136049Gorillas are pretty cool too.
>game has advanced water physics
>>716136049>catslolno, they're the niggers of animals
>>716133423because a wild animal is still a wild animal
this is why keeping a grizzly/puma/wolf as a pet is deranged behaviour
>>716136597Bro, don't spoil my videogame like that
>>716137032The more I know about gorillas the less cool I find them
>>716136925What elephant?
>>716133423Speak softly but carry a big stick is literal.
Why do brown "people" abuse these majestic creatures?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGFLNF_IIeI
>>716137276They hate nature, it's why they litter the rivers to the point it becomes a solid and beat animals with sticks until the animals inevitably revolt and fold them like origami.
>>716134431Nice but everyone's gonna be able to tell its a toupee.
>>716137276You want the real answer? They literally do not possess empathy. That comes with higher emotional intelligence which is something brown people simply do not have.
>>716130671 (OP)>game has rules that are easily breakable
>>716137276They view nature as a rival and enemy
>>716137276reason 1: lack of sedatives. bull elephants in heat/musth rape and attack everything they can so browns chain and starve them throughout that phase to weaken them and limi the damage
reason 2: money
>>716136990I thought it was monkeys. But I guess all simians share a sense of innate values the jeets lack.
>>716137276Every accusation by the white man is a confession
>>716130671 (OP)Poor little duder was just taking a nap and Mama just HAD to go tattle to the handlers because he wouldn't wake up.
>>716137723A confession that browns abuse animals?
>>716137605It's more like rules lawyering as the sign refers to the area below it.
>>716134431>men in their 30s going to a turkish clinic
>>716137750what the fuck was his problem?
Player falls for obvious traps
>>716138119I dont know what I expected
>>716137723Uh-huh. I remember reading an article written by a jeet who spent some time in Bongland saying that one of the things that surprised him the most was the fact that animals have little to no fear of humans. I wonder why that would be?
>>716138246Because Bongland exterminated most stray animals in its cities when it reached a stage of development India hasn't yet did.
>>716138094>>716137750https://youtu.be/ec-JuWNB37k?si=xMrkZ7rFrrrITSyi&t=128
I was curious how it ends and the hedgehog kinda walks it off
>>716138627what a dickhead
>>716137723You retards just crudely ape things you've seen others say and hope it gets the same result.
I'm quite fond of frogs myself
we have a small pond in the back of the house and frogs like to chill there and keep the annoying insects population low
I'd like to think they got used to humans too since they don't even jump away anymore when I get close
>>716137250>>716137251They're just kinda pushovers that run away from most fights or get bodied by other wildlife.
>>716137750>>716138627What exactly was the thought process here? Was the little bear just trying to eat the bugs on the big bear?
>>716138684I am yet to see a rebuttal of this
>>716138360
>>716137276You can only start properly appreciating animals once you have thoroughly conquered your environment.
>>716139020its a hedgehog, probably was looking for somewhere warm to sleep
>>716137605Why are birds like this?
>>716138360The only actually dangerous animal there ever was in Britain was wolves. Which admittedly were driven to extinction.
Nowadays the most dangerous creatures on the entirety of the British Isles are domestic pitbulls.
>>716139020guy who posted the yt link here and hedgehog enthusiast (I have the same species in my garden)
basically, their eyesight is really bad, so they rely on smell to forage, which they mostly do at night
so while they do that, anything with a smell that might be food (they're omnivorous), they'll try to take a bite of
>>716139167>Nowadays the most dangerous creatures on the entirety of the British Isles are muslim refugees Ftfy
>>716139240>hmm delicious bear ass, gotta get me some of that
>>716139124The time has come to an end
Yeah โ this is what nature planned
Being tracked by a starving beast
Looking for its daily feast
A predator on the verge of death
Close to its last breath
Getting close to its last breath
RULES OF NATURE
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line
(Alive)
For a while
(No choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild
>>716139362I held my hand out to one with no food on it and it sniffed a bunch, then nipped me :)
there's something oddly whimsical to them
>>716139305The blacks are still more dangerous per capita.
As a population though the muslims pose a larger threat.
>>716139501do you have rabies now
>>716139240Brutal
>>716139501>then nipped meThat sounds way too dangerous
>>716130671 (OP)ELEPHANTS ARE KINO :3
>>716134431based. elephants are cool
>>716139056My brown little friend, the RSPCA (Britain's animal welfare organisation, with royal backing I might add) was founded in 1824, back when Britain was even less developed than India is today. You really have no excuse.
>>716139501Fun lil forest critters (sadly I've seen quite a few of them pancaked on the road)
>>716130671 (OP)The big prooh could've just nudged the little prooh. Silly big prooh
>>716139585>That sounds way too dangerousthey have pretty crappy teeth, mainly to pierce chitin
it did not pierce the skin and once it figured out it's not food, it let go
we became friends and I leave it kibble sometimes, so when it hears my footsteps or voice, it follows me
>>716139713yes, me too and I've actually worked with a rescue center for my research paper on them
if it's not roadkills, it's dogs or pesticides killing them
>>716135456Why is she made of cake?
>>716138958There are very few animals who DON'T run away from fights, also, get bodied by whom?
>>716137141animals in zoos have never known the wild, they were born in captivity
having an animal fresh from the wild and dropped into a zoo wouldn't go well, it would die trying to escape. Zoo animals don't know any different.
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>>716139987https://youtu.be/eMv21Q5IQPQ?si=zI_TjIsDgpe0QN10
>>716133423They were doing something else and just went to the elephon for a bit to check up on it.
Those are tools for whatever they were doing.
You think they brought the bucket too as a self defense weapon against a 3 ton animal that can flip cars?
Your basementness is showing. Try to use your head next time.
>game has a cosmetics store
>>716139626This is unfortunately a non-sequitur, and I could probably find similar information about animal welfare organizations in India.
>>716139859I get wanting to avoid conflict but I dunno I just would have expected something like a gorilla to stand it's ground and intimidate.
>get bodied by whom?Leopards mostly
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>>716139894Just because an animal is in a zoo doesn't mean its the same thing as a housecat.
Even farm animals you've got to be careful around if they are big and heavy.
>>716134394Seriously, how do you answer without sounding seething mad
>>716140141goes without saying
I like elephants and god likes elephants
>>716139894A tamed animal is still a danger compared to a domesticated one, and even domesticated ones can and do act on their instincts in ways dangerous to people around them sometimes.
Zoo animals arent intentionally tamed, so they are a further step than that towards wild.
>game lets you calm down NPCs
Okay, I just wanted excuse to post this because it makes me feel better each time I see it.
>>716140242If god likes elephants why didn't he give them guns for tusks to deal with poachers
>>716137690APES AGAINST RAPES
>>716140307Dude, check the latest patchnotes
>>716140304I wish animals didnt have such soulless eyes
Anyone has that elephant charging at a humvee and then going "nah just kidding"
>>716140141Fun fact: supposedly one of the things that inspired George Orwell to write Animal Farm was seeing a young boy leading a full-grown cow with just a small rope which made him think about how much damage the cow could do if it ever wanted to.
>>716139892>Its bath time you little bastard
>>716139056>SAAAAR THE REBUTTAL HAS NOT BEEN REDEEMED YET>OK SUPERPOWER NEXT WEEKI don't even know what the fuck are you talking about you dumb jeet, there's plenty of wildlife in London and every other european city and they're not afraid of people because they won't eat them or rape them
>>716140101>Leopards mostlyI mean what Harambe gon do?
An adult leopard male weighs as much as a gorilla girl, and about half as much as a gorilla male.
A pitbull weighs what? Like 20-30 lbs? That's about a 6th of me, yet I wouldn't want to fight one with my bare hands and teeth.
What I am saying is that even an elephant would not be able to bully a 3 ton predator as easily as they can bully e.g. rhinos, the largest of which reach about 3 tons.
Although having something like a bunch of giant lions hunting elephants would be pretty kino.
>>716137084>beaver main playing as a different faction
>>716140473>Literally make's an "I got you bro!" gesture with his trunk
>>716137084Kindred spirits
>>716140304I took my daughter to the zoo and when we saw the red pandas she said "these are just racoons".
>>716140473cheeky fucker look at him go "HAH GAT 'EE"
>>716140304YUZUYUZUYUZUYUZU
>>716140669Take her to see the blue pandas, green pandas, yellow pandas, purple pandas and orange pandas
>>716140521>Hey Goku, Master Roshi ain't here.
>game has a hot springs segment
>>716140620They seriously do
You can get to know pigs, they are far smarter than they look. But also, if a pig doesn't know you it will try to eat you the second it sees weakness, but a pig that does know you will run to your aid against other pigs
>>716140809Why are capybaras so relaxed
>>716140862Survival adaptation
>>716140620>I am fond of pigs-
>game features themes of racial discrimination
>>716134735>animals being more civil than some sub-species of humanAlways makes me laugh.
>>716140862Literally no predators aside from the occasional crocodile who gets big enough to eat one but that's extremely rare
>>716140925ยกel chupacabra!
>>716141032Catholics eat them, since they're fish
>>716141067why the fuck are they so mean to it
>>716137690Orangutans can understand the concepts of property and theft.
https://youtu.be/YWKfraX1qlM?si=HlliMPJcnfBVoD4O
>>716140919>mfw animal husbandry
>>716135456>cow head just noclips through the window glass
>>716141223Runt of the litter
>>716141291Prolly the only thing I liked about 6.
>>716140901The Disney princess of animals
>>716135456That's it, this is the vid that turned me over to loving AI
>>716140620not the only british politician to be fond of pigs
>>716141094I've heard they're actually very tasty, akin to pork but leaner
>>716141393Dumb whore
Poor giraffe
>>716141393not too fond of women desu
>>716141462I understood that reference!
>>716137141Sure but elephants are calm as fuck and won't attack humans unless provoked. Elephants are usually intrigued by humans, wanting to touch your shirt or hat just to see what it is. A huge amount of elephants mangling people up are from circus elephants that are abused beyond reason.
>character has a fancy entrance animation
>>716134579how come they never remember who the fuck asked?
It's really weird how you take animals totally for granted but then when you actually stop and think about them they're the craziest shit and blow your mind. Like how are elephants even real wtf.
Elephants are fucking scary. Did any of you see the elephant crushing that paki to bits? The guy was poking the elephants feet or something and the elephant snapped and just broke the guys legs and arms and back. So effortlessly. Used like 2% of its strength.
Amazing animals but if they want you dead you're fucking dead.
>>716141730>A huge amount of elephants mangling people up are from circus elephants that are abused beyond reasoneither that or when they're in musth aka their test levels are so high they'll charge and stomp you into a red paste because fuck you
pretty sure it's only males and it's a periodic thing though
>boss is just a larger version of regular mob enemies
Fucking LAZY game design
>>716141997That 'phant carried a grudge, usually they just quickly crush you for pissing them off
>>716141647i can't believe a wizard would turn an innocent animal to stone and kill them like that.
>>716142043Elephant equivalent of sitting on your nads
>>716142091I've heard elephants have been attacking people more because we've killed a lot of the older males that would teach their kids how to behave. Basically, elephants are suffering from a lack of positive male role models
>>716130671 (OP)>my mum getting my dad to force me out of bed because it's 2pm
>>716142121It's rude to grab a lad by the tail
>game lets you romance with npc
>>716142121*drops 20 gold bars and an entire set of plate armor*
Pajeet: "I will jab this elephant with a pointy stick 20 times, saar. Do not redeem elephant saar.... ACK!'
https://x.com/AlertaNews24/status/1804641039015149691?t=em_m94zFnmImW0TVPoxOMg&s=19
>>716142258The savanna has fallen, billions must prรถรถรถรถรถhh
>>716142528>incel tiny dick Chingchong elephant
>>716134431nigga be bussin fr fr
>>716142528That's an Asian elephant
>>716135361>not having an orangutan bull
>game has infinite i-frames when rolling
>>716141384honestly, I used to shit on it vehemently, then I gave it a try a decade later and it has grown on me moreso than 5
HOWEVER, this is just my opinion
>districts: controversial, but add depth of strategy and knowing wtf you're doing means you can get huge payoffs>soundtrack: no more peace/war variations, but soundtrack is dynamic depending on eras (ancient themes have 1-2 basic instruments, atomic themes are full on orchestras) and players (meeting new players adds their tunes to the soundtrack)>art style: I truly miss those massive landscapes and handcrafted backgrounds leader screens used to have and the cartoonish ones look offensive, but the animations are great and give them a strong personality (I love when phillip II gets pissed and dinks the sword in the ground repeatedly or swipes it at you when he denounces you)>builders having charges: also controversial, but it was retardedly easy to just build a few early game and macro them all game in 5>weather and disasters are alright, I guess>grievances make waging wars more dynamic>better diplomacy screen>building queue is a godsent>luv loyalty/city flippin', loved it in 4, fuck happiness in 5>heroic ages are kino>capturing/losing cities in 6 makes domination not a complete pain in the dick>eureka enjoyer, gives me feel good brain juicethe only things I can UNDENIABLY shit on are the leader choices (amanitore? really?) and "alt" leaders that are just the same guy ("oh boy I love playing as teddy roosevelt with a hat on instead of a completely different guy! I always wanted that!" - utterings of the mentally disturbed)
>>716141997when elephants fuck something up for seemingly no reason it's either incel elephant in musth or the victim 100% deserved it
>>716142320aren't feline tongues like sandpaper? that shit must hurt
>>716134343>How do you do fellow humans?
>>716141997Maybe you shouldn't poke an animal that weights around 4 tons so they wouldn't want to kill you
>>716137084That water thingy is dangerous people have drowned there
>>716142731My mom's cat licks me sometimes and it's not that bad, although their tongues are rough.
>>716136049>OrcasOrcas are one of the only types of animal who will willingly fuck shit up purely because they know they can
>>716137276Its just a 3rd worlder thing. I had a thaiwanese friend, he was the nicest smartest guy in the world. But whenever it came to animals his immediate though was always
>who cares its just an animal theyre here for usAsians are just like that
>>716142817The one in your webm seems bigger, but yeah people have a tendency to underestimate water currents in general.
>>716141997>>716142494>game >:(>game, japan :O
>>716142731I've had had before that woukd try to wake me up to feed them by licking the inside of my ear, but what was nore annoying is when they would nibble on the tip of my nose.
>>716142659https://x.com/WORLDSTAR/status/1804868340009017662
>>716142894I mean europeans were like that for a long time too, iirc medieval christian dogma was that animals had no souls unlike humans and were put on earth solely to be used by humans.
>>716142817that looked like fun until the very end, i could see that part being a death trap for sure. they should really put some kinda fence there that stops humans but allows debris to get through
>you can push NPCs around
>>716142817Just stand up lol
>>716133621>chezchs >white
>>716130671 (OP)>game thanks you for playing
>>716142691>playing roll slop be like
>>716143116I love how brazen parrots are, they're just on a whole different level. The only ones that reach their level or sometimes exceed it are corvids.
>>716142691How are these guys not extinct
>>716141997>pakiDonโt think I canโt see you
>>716139020They literally eat shit, you do the math
>>716134540Longer version is better
>>716142817>the city of asia
>>716140620at least he is not ba....
>>716141223interracial goose fucker
>>716143258did you see all those iframes?
>>716143371That Rhino looks like it has downs syndrome
>>716142817shoulda had a cow, man...
>game has microtransactions
>>716141393I hate "drive through zoos" such a retarded concept that only exists for consumerism and spectacle. Actualy zoos at least use those funds for breeding and conservation.
>timed event where if you're not quick enough you could lose out on good loot
>>716143440They basically do, rhinos are extremely retarded. Can't have a big brain when you spend all day slamming into shit while weighing several tons
>>716134268>>716130671 (OP)elephants lowkey kinda wacky animals
like land going squids
>>716143563>I can't believe you've done this
>>716143568Poor heckin pusserino.
>>716140431We don't deserve dogs. They are such kind and loving creatures.
>>716143476>Netflix remake of Happy Feet.
>>716143676Unlike squids they actually live a long time so they can put their intelligence to better use
Why do these threads get constantly deleted?
>>716139892lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT2KROiSXDg
>>716143795Probably because some brownoid hates animals and reports them, and the jannies are faggots anyway.
>enemies can spam ranged attacks
>>716142498That's just a bigger and more intelligent deer
>>716135456>cow eats a 25 year old
>>716142691>soccer players when an opponent breathes in their direction
>>716143068The thing at the end is unironically called a drowning machine.
They build them in third world countries as a Darwin Device.
>>716142494the elephant just obliterated him
it had fucking had enough
>>716143321https://www.youtube.com/shorts/VYLb-S6617g
>>716143797>video theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bEZQ00OOxY
>>716143795Because jannies have no souls.
>>716137276Why do white "people" do things with their dogs?
>>716144072Lmao love those comments
>>716141252Why is beni such a little shit?
>>716143972Some years back we had a new hydro station built on a major river that would make it no longer navigable. So some politicians went for a ride along it with canoes to commemorate that. But when they were reaching the hydro plant, for some fucking reason, one canoe of retards decided to go through the hydro plant instead of pulling the boat out and carrying it around, I guess because the water looked calm enough on the surface (but obviously wasn't below the surface). All of them died, except for one lady that got spat out by the currents.
i'm always wary of animals. they are fucking retards but have insane retard strength. like a black bear the size of a toddler can rip your leg off because the way their jaws are structured and their muscles are built for killing power instead of humans whose muscles are mainly for fine motor function. the story of that woman who was mauled by a chimp is going to live in my head rent free, and knowing that even a squirrel can rip your face off is concerning.
>>716143042Even then they took better care of their flock of sheep and other animals than these third worlders.
>>716144283It's funny how clumsy animals can be
>>716144341Sure, but that's more a matter of competence I think, not empathy.
>>716143254wings + brain = asshole
gotta love em
>>716143913>HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN HADOKEN
>>716143797Out-fucking-skilled
>>716144390How do land animals innately know how to swim?
>>716144209Got used to gibs.
>>716141647There's a swan that lives around a pond near my house. Every night without fail, the fucker would waddle up to my bedroom window, knock on it until I open up, honk at me, and then waddle back to the lake. I don't know what it want, I barely ever interact with it, but it's been doing that every night for the past three years.
Thank you for reading my blog.
>>716142817Why the fuck do they keep jumping into the current????
>>716144529Reflex I guess.
>>716144529You ever seen a tiger swim? That's shits nuts how efficient they are.
>you can trick monsters into fighting each other
>>716144529An IQ above 80
>>716144583>yeah bro cats are totally smart n shiiiet
>>716144563I'm assuming they're trained rescuers trying to help pull people out. Like the person losing their shit inside the current probably wouldn't even go for the stick if you offered it to them
>>716144529just instinct alone
>>716144390bit harder adjusting to human made environments I guess
>>716144324god i wish i had a cow friend...
>>716137690>indians get mogged even by FUCKING MONKEYSWHAT THE FUCK
>>716141730Why do you believe you know what an elephant finds provoking?
>>716142719This. I've lived near an elephant sanctuary for most of my life and they're generally pretty chill unless they're horny, an incel, or a fatherless male. I do hear that African Elephants are more volatile though.
>>716144769Is that how you're supposed to lick pussy?
>>716135361And that's a good thing
>>716136726they're also a matriarchy and that's pretty based
>>716144660Again. Just stand up. The water cant be that deep or I dont know use your hands and feet to brace against the sides. That would probably work better than just going with the current while yelling "ping chong ding dong nong dong fong!"
>>716144852You've never been in a strong current have you?
>>716142817camera man are the most savage people on earth
>>716136925Must have been the wind...
>>716144842unironically yes, lick and nibble with your lips
>>716144905I certainly have. Im not weak.
>>716137507This is the answer and it's so simple that it is sad.
>>716136925hm? what was that?
>>716144995Yeah you're not gonna do shit against tons of water rushing at you
>>716144951So that's what a doggy dog world looks like.
>>716145057Whats some pussy ass faggot water gonna do to me?
>>716141252>SLUUUUUUURPI fucking love Orangutans man
>>716134579>Did you know that elephants have such long memories that elephant males track down females which rejected them years ago and rape them?Rhinoceros hands posted this
>>716144951>manage to seduce a bitch bigger than you, score>getting ready to nut>her bf comes>*record scratch* "Yup, that's me"
>>716141997Elephants should not be mistreated...
>>716134579i know they can hold grudges but not that KEK
>>716144951how any ntr story should go
>>716141067Mobile game ad. Just needs a shot of him kicking the other pigs ass at the end.
>enemy passive can oneshot you
>>716142691https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E
>>716144951Oh now i get why we call sluts bitches
>>716144446It's just brain = asshole. Orcas, octopuses, birds, monkeys, apes. All assholes.
>>716144951yjk the cunt recording it is as brown as shit
>>716145460>honoluluDon't blame humanity for the actions of the usual suspects.
>>716145342>Polylove its natural and healthy
>>716140925>FOUR LEGS GOOD>TWO LEGS BAD>ALSO ALL BLACK BAD
>>716145514what the hell do you want them to do, intervene? stray dogs are assholes
>>716143116Not naming it whites only tsk
>>716140925a tattooed yakuza nigga in japan
>>716137507>rightiods such as yourself are claiming that "emotional intelligence" is an inherently white trait>meanwhile ten years ago rightiods mocked "EI" as postmodernist quackery only used by feminists, left-wing nu-males and other enemies of the white race because they lacked "IQ" and therefore needed something to compensate for itYou retarded tourists never stick to your principles and casually change viewpoints whenever it suits you, you're the reason why this site is going down the shithole.
>>716140925Even pigs don't like niglets
>>716145538Longnose tribe plays second fiddle to the hawaiians?
>>716144951That bitch didn't want to let go of that other doggo's dick
>>716142121That's a decent amount of rat for an average rat.
>>716145698>brings up jews out of nowhere
>>716145691>triggered rant postToo easy *dabs and crip walks*
>>716145507Well otherwise its just a machine basically
>>716145691All nuance is lost on you so you can't comprehend why your post is retarded.
>>716145691Huh? El is like the in Spanish its used to mock third worlders who dont speak real languages.
>start mission
>"LET'S ROLL!"
>>716143371Now I remember where I gotten this picture alll these years ago
>mfw elenigger insulting me
>>716136925Wheres the elephant?
>>716145771>Hears longnose >Automatically thinks of JewsWow what a antisemitic bigot
>game has addiction mechanics
>game has environmental hazards you can utilize
>>716135361Hot monke dick
>>716145913No puss puss you have a problem!
>>716145832If you lack the knowledge and history of certain topics, maybe you should just sit down and shut the fuck up.
>>716145850>retard struggles with abbreviations
>enemy has a sleep debuff
>>716133423Bro, if an elephant decides to flip out at you out of nowhere you're not gonna stop it no matter what you're carrying.
>>716142121>manlytears picking up a mouse
>>716146067Your self-delusions and wishful thinking aren't knowledge.
>>716139362How did Sega convince everyone this spiky rats were agile?
>>716146126Manly tears picking up a water bear.
>>716146067Okay now say it again but this time without sounding fragile and defensive
>>716146150>no argument but I need to postThanks for proving your retardation, newfaggot.
>>716145939>Hawk Souls: Prepare to Fly edition
>>716146227How is it exactly "fragile and defensive" when it's literally the facts of the situation?
>>716144951>I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain->I got 100 problems
>>716146067Huh? Speak English you dumb brownoid. Here let me try. ?Donde esta else la taco upside down question mark. That make sense?
>game has invisible walls
>>716146306>Gets more defensive and triggered Oof
>>716144951Lmao why the fuck do dog dicks do that swelling up shit anyways?
>armor impacts your characters movement
>>716144696kek he did the look away before sucker punching thing
>>716146306Ok, but actually defend your point instead of getting upset.
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>Game lets you wear hats
>>716143723sometimes, I think about getting a dog. But I can barely take care of myself. I'm scared of not being able to properly take care of it.
>>716145538>the usual suspectsamericans?
>Game lets you do racist chinese cowboy impressions
>>716137605Damn these fancy french birds.
>neutral NPCs can become hostile when provoked
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>>716145709>doesn't know about knotting
>>716134540Once saw a document and it had a bit where a bull elephant kept raping male rhinos, that was some funny shit.
>>716143116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjkiS3jAq7M
>>716145709A lot of animal have oddly shaped dicks and vags and often get stuck in their mates. For some animals it just sounds like pure suffering.
>>716144529They probably have better natural buoyancy cause of their body shapes? Its not really that hard of a concept too, you're just walking underwater. They literally can't do anything else
>>716144536>tfw no good night goose
>>716146562Based Vlad impaling muslims
>>716146240See. You don't even know what an argument is. You'd be funny if there weren't so many of you nowadays.
>>716133423Because it's better to have a stick and not need it than to not have a stick and need it? What kind of fucking retarded question is this?
>>716135818>no one repliedhere anon
>>716143797>NPCs can steal for you
>>716146447There's nothing to defend because there's no rebuttal to my original response, just knee-jerk replies pretending that they've "won" because they think their composition sounds "cool"
I couldn't care less if you're a racist, but don't use terms to describe yourself that you once mocked as inherently bad from the opposite side of the spectrum. Your kinds are all grifters.
>>716146735You're sincerely retarded you know that. It's really sad, I feel sorry for your parents.
>>716146910How can I learn this power?
>>716145854>DOMA DOMA DOMA HAHAHAHAHA
>NPC can gather resources from outside their territory
>>716130671 (OP)did you guys know that elephant have boobs.. like in actual kinda human looking boobs
>>716147034Helps with impregnation probably.
>>716147017No one needs to defend anything when you put forth totally incoherent screeching. You didn't post some articulate intelligent rebuttal. You made a tumblr post.
If you know what 'knotting' is then you're either a zoologist or a furfag.
>>716147017Repackaging my words back to me huh. Put your back into your attempt at doubling down on your mental retardation.
>>716145854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
>>716142498Wow, naked dogeza.
>>716134579Ok hear me out.
Are all of our zoologist animal facts, particularly those of animal psychology from hard to study exotic life, are they just made up by shitposters? How the fuck did Sir Arnold Doyle on his African expedition journal keep tabs on Elephant #44 being rejected by Elephant Girl #21 but rapes her later. We didn't track it this seems like poppycock
>>716147202Which one are you?
>>716147017Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself rather than others. Why would this be?
>>716147034Dogs eats their own shit
Evolution added this probably to stop them from licking off their own cum out of the bitch before impregnation
>player can perform gestures
>>716147216Someone draw a big titty woman trapped inside
>>716147202or quite possibly you've owned or lived near someone that owned a dog
>boss encounter has optional hard mode
>>716147262*buries face in elephantitties*
>>716147017Sorry I dont speak gobbledigook.
>game has optional boss fights
>>716147020First go to china and find a crowmaster to apprentice under
>>716139894Zoo animals have absolutely turned on the people who raised them before
>>716135456>bursts into treats
>>716147419True. I've worked at the Como Zoo in MN.
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>>716147034because dogs are not into gangbangs
>>716147419Often they're more likely to lose their shit due to the conditions. Notably, orcas in the wild have never killed a human, but captive ones have.
>>716133423Looks like poop scoops
>>716134579elephant more like incelphant
>>716144529Because mammals spend their fetal stages immersed in fluids.
>game has lovecraftian theme
>>716147518I have lizards and they're lovable idiots
>>716147419Pretty sure I remember reading that there are no confirmed human deaths attributed to wild orcas but there have been multiple instances of captive ones killing their handlers.
>>716147518I take care of my mom's pets often but I don't have one of my own. I don't trust myself to be able to care for one.
>>716147524They're probably about as smart as a human is, and they get frustrated with how they're treated in training. We should definitely let them all free, at the very least never again keep them captive.
>>716140552>kingzora.webm
>>716147523That's one guy per 0.68 minutes, or roughly every 40 seconds.
>>716134735Does he do it for free?
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>>716147587Ahem.
Fuck argonians.
Fuck khajiits.
And FUCK ELVES!
>>716147615Wild orcas helped humans kill other whales.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killer_whales_of_Eden,_New_South_Wales
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Tom_(orca)
>>716147524>Take an oceanic animal noted for its intelligence and lock it in a tiny pool and force it to perform tricks for retarded monkeys>They bide their time until they get their chance to take revengeEastern cultures say similar things about elephants: they're usually pretty chill but if you piss them off they will use their intelligence and patience to fuck you over when you least expect it.
>>716147518not any more, the place I live now has a no pets policy
I used to go and walk my sisters dog but he passed away two years ago
>>716147693I feel like you could set up a park on the shore and make a deal with orcas to come perform with your divers in exchange for food and then they can go home.
>>716133423I think they were cleaning up the pen hence the buckets
>>716145342Would be funny as shit if humans had dog dicks
>have sex with someone's gf/wife>bf/husband gets home>penis gets suck in vag>bf/husband enters the room>"OH SHIT!!">drag naked gf/wife across the room like a rag doll knocking over every piece of furniture in the home all while screaming for my life trying to avoid angry bf/husband >hold on to solid object while bf/husband grabs gf/wife to try to pull her out>it hurts like hell but also feels kind of good>dick gets more swollen >bf/husband eventually lets go of gf/wife and just beats my ass>all this while knowing his gf/wife is still on my dick>cum from all the movement>cum acts as lubricant and pop out like a cork good enough get away butt naked
>>716137750THAT BLASTED HEDGEHOG
>>716147523>shows up to fuck the gigawhore>leaves with the fluffer and marries her insteadWew
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>>716147838I recommend this documentary to anyone interested in orca treatment.
>>716147873How are you gonna sign that contract? it'll just break up in the water.
>>716142817This is literally called a drowning machine
>>716147765SONG
ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDS
>>716147975Why'd you post an empty image.
>>716147959Write it on wax and have the orcas stamp their teeth on it.
>>716147873Orcas when free travel the entire globe. They go all over just because they can. I don't think routine feeding would be enticing enough to keep them in one place.
>>716130671 (OP)Get a load of those elephant titties
>>716130671 (OP)why is captain picard in a zoo?
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>>716148020Missed filename opportunity
>game drops random historical trivia
>>716141997What can an elephant actually do though? If you hug its hind legs it can't reach you with its truck, and its too sluggish to get away while you repeatedly pommel it from behind. If you stand to the side of its hind legs then it won't even be able to hit you with a back kick. If it raises its leg to perform a stomp then all you have to do is back off until it finishes its slam, then move back in to continue punching.
Cats are graceful and dexterou-ACK!
>>716136726They also capsize refugee boats
>>716147792have you ever seen beaver homes?
weird looking things
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>>716148150>"The door stays open."
>>716140227Based prankster elephant.
>>716136597>he hasn't read Footfall
>>716135035I have apple all over my monitor thanks anon
>>716148215@grok is this real?
>>716147169I really don't understand your response, what in my posts are inherently "incoherent"? Is there something about it that is giving you difficulties? Are you an ESL?
>>716147269Maybe it wouldn't convince you because most humans today are only into the information that reflects and reinforces their own, echo chambers. I mean social media algorithms are proof of it, and the bane of society's IQ.
But convincing you isn't the point but rather others who would read my original response and understand the history and facts, also rightiods are forever grifters who changes their worldview whenever it suits them.
>>716148206Cats are graceful and dexterous
>>716148205Have you never seen a rampaging angry elephant? They'll stomp on and smoosh an entire pajeet village.
>>716148163I really like owls, shame they're not that bright.
>>716148205Why the violence if you just wanted a hug?
>enemy has high ranks in Stealth, can Sneak Attack and for some reason has both high STR & DEX
>>716147964that's not what a drowning machine is
>>716148305Yes, bears love mimicing humans.
>>716147078This is the seal version of romulos and remus.
>>716148307>Doubles down on damage control but with a side of projection lmao
>>716148206Made me burst out laughing
>>716140552>>716147737*panda noises* ALL THE WATER IN CHINA PASSES THROUGH MY ASS AND BALLS
>>716148307>retard tumblr poster doesn't understand why their post is retarded and tumblr You're beyond help then. A middle schooler has better literacy than you.
>>716148321His fault for looking like a big seal
>>716142320>khajiit has 'wares' if you have coin, big boy
>>716148348anyone have that one of the bear hitting itself in the nards
>>716148307>Maybe it wouldn't convince you because most humans today are only into the information that reflects and reinforces their own, echo chambersThat lack of self awareness kek
>>716148314Yes. The fact that they can square up with snakes its pretty darn impressive.
>game has amazing twist ending
>>716148327It's the same thing just thinner
>>716143568>be giraffe>born in a continent where the apex predator go for the neck
>>716148315So they are good at taking out the trash?
>enemy can hide in plain sight
>>716148601Going in my folder, thank you.
>>716142494Indian bully not so tough after getting squashed
>>716148585They'll pop a pejeet like a ketchup packet
>>716148216>Be orcas >Used to white people jumping off their boats to swim with you>Boats are going by but no people are swimming with you >Think to self "maybe if I tipped the boat they'll play with me">Tips boat>Notice these humans aren't white and aren't swimming >Watch them sink into the abyss
>>716148651You're welcome.
>>716148671haha, thats the one
>>716148672Chat is this real?
>>716148541I imagine goofy's scream yell but with a indian accent lol
>>716136352>>716148794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2V9LfTKuDs
>>716148305Yah dog, trust.
>>716137141>game has unconventional romance options
>>716146594what was his problem
>>716147585I'm going to fucking kill myself
>>716148163My phone tells me this says
>I don't use Tik Tok>Beware of fake accounts>1989 Tiananmen Square Incident
>>716148980he said pet not side hoe
>>716148982Dumb kid was ruining his feng shui
>off-topic tranimal thread hits bump limityou are the reason why this board is so fucking trash
>BUT MUH WHOLESOME TRANIMALERINOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!take it to >>>/an/, this is not fucking videogames, neither is the literal people dying
>>716142817 and useless jannies just leaving all this trash up.
i hope you all get raped by a pack of niggers.
>>716148695Now I'm imagining a bemused Orca just staring at drowning fugees under the surface.
>huh>i guess these ones don't float>weird
>>716149063oh shit i'm sorry
Indians really come off as real life NPCs
>>716149143good morning saar
>>716148941>Getting that close to a baby hippo that's accompanied by its mother>One of the deadliest animals in AfricaFuck that.
>>716149160They are nature's best truly
>game has unrequited love
>>716149167Ah yes, the train. The true apex predator of the Indian subcontinent.
>>716147403For fucks sake. I can't not see Dio and Jotaro here.
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>>716148534One of my American friends tells me that there is a city, where liberals moved into en mass
In that city, the liberals started feeding the cute teddy bears
Now the Bears are basically shaking people down for food and attacks are at an all time high
>>716149215Man wins again.
>game lets you use all party members to fight the final boss
>>716149348Yeah almost all wild animals do that.
>>716142121ROUSes? I don't think they exist
>>716149215white ppl would rather tongue kiss a wild animal than to shake hands with a black man
>>716148541YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY
RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY
RIGHT ROUND ROUND ROUND
>>716149383>choose your fighter
>>716149421Yeah. Its safer.
>>716138691Happy for you anon
>>716149408Scary motherfuckers
>>716148826Meeses are truly elephants of the land
>>716149547They're forest camels
>>716149529>when you've got the cool shoe shine
>>716149383why are they beating up david bowie
>>716149383why is David Bowie getting beat up by all those asian ladies
>>716136049Dogs are worthless messy loud vermin and I have only ever met genuinely bad people that own one.
Cats are also retarded faggots but not nearly as much of a menace as a dog.
>>716147915>You there, I've seen you>You are the one from my dreams
>>716149737this. why is it that everyone who owns a dog is a subhuman retard?
>>716147915>I am a sanctioned pskyer>Observe
>>716147745iirc every guy had exactly 20 seconds
>>716149737>Dogs are worthless messy loud vermin>meanwhile cats every attosecond : KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH>*freezes*>KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH>*freezes*>*gets noided and takes off at mach 9 sending piss, shit and litter flying everywhere*>*finds couch*>*starts scratching it with its piss covered paws*>MRRRRRRREEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW>KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH KSH
>>716148941Moo Deng was born with an unfathomable rage
>game
>we already have game at home
>>716149867Not everyone who owns a dog is a piece of shit, but every piece of shit buys a dog
>>716149909Silence pajeet
>>716147585POV: the abyss stares back
>>716149947I'm whiter than you, dumb fuck, it's not dogs that are the problem, it's that you're too much of a retarded subhuman brown monkey to raise it properly
>>716134343This is one of the greatest pieces of footage ever recorded because it's documented proof of an animal making an intentional joke for humans to enjoy.
I think about this clip at least twice a year.
>>716149189Pigmy hippos are the opposite of the normal ones
So long anons, it's been a good thread
>>716150030Animals can have fun. It's sad that people don't realize this.
>>716150030He was trained to do that and knows he will get food for it. Not saying that elephants aren't intelligent, though.
>>716149897But...that's not sex? That's just foreplay.
>>716150025Why do you jeets still try to convince people that your "caste" make you white? Records from the British Raj demonstrate quite clearly that you're no better than any other poopskin.
>>716150253Beat me to it by a second
>>716150115no u
>>716150248what "caste", dumb fuck, my jeans are so white that it even makes kikes seethe
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>>716150548So proud of bobr.
>>716145303>trying to hold the gate closed against an elephanti'll understand how people can be so fucking stupid
>>716144291holy fuck that's retarded, but again, Darwin Device in action.
What country was that in?
>>716138119That perfect loop tho
>>716150652Maybe he was trying to lock it.
>>716150719Slovenia.
https://sl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zadnji_spust_po_Savi
Doesn't have an english version, but you can autotranslate it if you're interested in this retardation.
>>716150773Beaver you ought to know better
>actively deleting posts so the thread can live longer
wow, rare win
>>716151086Janny deleted the post complaining about /van/ threads, actually exceedingly based, thank you janitor.
>>716145691Another victim of the direction brain.
>>716151086Doesn't do anything if they don't delete like 150 posts.
>>716151516The alternative is that they kill the thread in the first 20 or so posts, i'll take this anyday
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