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Anonymous No.719993198 >>719997218 >>720007565 >>720013624 >>720017149 >>720021273 >>720022705 >>720036492
Saturday night Zelda girls thread
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Anonymous No.719993617
I'm never here to witness them.
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Anonymous No.719994521 >>720002685 >>720013093 >>720042582
Based I actually remembered to show up for once.
Anonymous No.719995087 >>719995309 >>719995496 >>719995695
I love Medli!
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Anonymous No.719995309 >>719999431
>>719995087
You just know
Anonymous No.719995496
>>719995087
my beloved
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Anonymous No.719995695 >>719997920
>>719995087
Oh- Here's a fun new WIP!
https://files.catbox.moe/eeu2ie.png
Anonymous No.719995719 >>719996447
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Anonymous No.719996447 >>719996615
>>719995719
Anonymous No.719996615 >>719997153
>>719996447
>offmodel
Anonymous No.719996996 >>720017562 >>720024242
Eh Reh! Eh Reh! Eh Reh! Eh Reeeeeeeeh!
Anonymous No.719997153 >>719997864
>>719996615
guess I just have to find an attractive midget who's willing to humor me in a super-involved and revealing cosplay
Anonymous No.719997218
>>719993198 (OP)
Sword wife.
Anonymous No.719997837 >>720022903 >>720023012
Anonymous No.719997864
>>719997153
You better.
Anonymous No.719997920 >>719999094
>>719995695
Me on top
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Anonymous No.719998893
Do I or do I not love redheaded farm girls with all my heart? Send your guesses on a stamped postcard to the current address!
Anonymous No.719998932
>Lil dick ass nigga
Anonymous No.719999094
>>719997920
Anonymous No.719999431 >>719999612
>>719995309
What do I know?
Anonymous No.719999442
Tetra.
Anonymous No.719999449 >>719999571
Anonymous No.719999571 >>720024937
>>719999449
This sex fish gave me an attraction to haughty tsundere types.
Anonymous No.719999612
>>719999431
I thought Medli had hands for ears in the thumbnail.
Anonymous No.719999931 >>720031747
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Anonymous No.720000165
>>720000004
awwwwwww could have been a Medli get
Anonymous No.720000293 >>720000518 >>720001269
Link throwing away Saria's Ocarina was the biggest dick move ever
Anonymous No.720000518
>>720000293
Just don't throw it away.
Anonymous No.720000527
I owe Zelda girls sex!
Anonymous No.720000630 >>720021870
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Anonymous No.720001106 >>720003578
Anonymous No.720001269
>>720000293
What if he just puts it away for safekeeping? He kind of needed the blue one for magic shit.
Anonymous No.720001890 >>720002059 >>720002480 >>720005893
Anonymous No.720002059 >>720002264 >>720002480 >>720005893
>>720001890
Anonymous No.720002264 >>720005893
>>720002059
Hena is a character I want to see more of. Or maybe another attractive distant relative of the serious fishing hole owner from OoT
Anonymous No.720002378 >>720002615 >>720004086
The forbidden milk?
How about the forbidden egg?
Anonymous No.720002480 >>720005893
>>720001890
>>720002059
I always liked Hena best, she seemed to be the "Malon" of TP, so to speak.
Anonymous No.720002615
>>720002378
A good ice trap is always funny. One time for the two Deku Theatre checks I got an ice trap Megaton Hammer for the first check and the second check was the actual hammer
Anonymous No.720002685 >>720003397 >>720013093
>>719994521
Anonymous No.720003397
>>720002685
This mage should be bottomless too
WITH bush
Anonymous No.720003410 >>720004106
Anonymous No.720003578 >>720003743 >>720025502
>>720001106
Their friendship is so wholesome. Doesn't even need to be romantic, They just love each other. They brighten the other's day so well.
Anonymous No.720003743 >>720003997
>>720003578
True. Mido hinted that Saria had very least a puppy love attraction to Link
Anonymous No.720003924 >>720004324
Which Zelda game had the best wife material?
Anonymous No.720003997
>>720003743
Saria....I really like and all...but we're not even the same race. You're kokiri, I'm a hylian. How will our kids be able to receive bone marrow transplants?
Anonymous No.720004086
>>720002378
Anonymous No.720004106
>>720003410
dude is already chad at such a young age
Anonymous No.720004324 >>720004598
>>720003924
Ocarina of time I think is the obvious choice here but one could make an argument for Skyward Sword. I have issues with the game (as do a lot of people) but the girls in it are all begging for Link to settle down with them. Zelda especially, and it canonically happens for once
Anonymous No.720004598 >>720004790
>>720004324
No Zelda would make for good "wife material", she's inherently the worst character in every game she's in.
Anonymous No.720004790 >>720005519
>>720004598
ST Zelda is literally the best
Anonymous No.720005336 >>720005519 >>720005683 >>720005738 >>720006327 >>720044260
Is the 3DS remake of Ocarina of Time good? Does it maintain the vision of the original? I want to play it but if it sucks I don't want to spend money on it.
Anonymous No.720005519
>>720004790
This, she has yet to be topped.

>>720005336
Stick with the original, emulate the 3DS version if you really need to play it.
Anonymous No.720005683 >>720006978
>>720005336
Have you played through OoT before? OoT3D is not a bad option for a first playthrough, as it has a few quality of life things. If you don't want to spend the money then the PC Port (ship of harkanian) is by far the best way to play the game nowadays. If you have played the game the 3DS version is now pretty useless now that the PC port is around, unless you really like the 3DS models or something
Anonymous No.720005738 >>720006057
>>720005336
>Is the 3DS remake of Ocarina of Time good?
No.
Anonymous No.720005893 >>720012176
>>720001890
>>720002059
>>720002264
>>720002480
I'm glad to see the Hena Gang growing.
Anonymous No.720006057 >>720025702
>>720005738
Wow, 3DS is superior in every way...
Anonymous No.720006327
>>720005336
I liked some parts of it better than the original but the final boss fight against beast Ganon is too bright. Emulate it on the 3DS emulator as I remember hearing someone made a mod that fixes this on the emulator version but not sure how true that was.
Anonymous No.720006978 >>720007579 >>720007672
>>720005683
I have but it's been like 15 years. Just figured it'd be something fun to do before going to bed on the only portable console that I have.
Anonymous No.720007252 >>720012176
The most wonderful time of the week has finally arrived!
Anonymous No.720007565 >>720007601 >>720007870 >>720012176 >>720022006
>>719993198 (OP)
Anonymous No.720007579
>>720006978
I have the 3ds version it's fine, I've beaten both the N64 version and the 3ds version on actual equipment and except for covering up Ruto's fitties the 3ds version is superior, plus you don't have to play with the fucking n64 controller
Anonymous No.720007601
>>720007565
Farmgirl feet
Anonymous No.720007672
>>720006978
Then it's up to you. If you want a portable OoT then it fits the bill just fine. If you want to play through the game again though the PC port is the way to go. There's a dizzying amount of quality of life features that exist in the 3Ds version (like equippable boots) along with a bunch of others
Anonymous No.720007870
>>720007565
Stupid girl, the horses shit on that grass.
Anonymous No.720008276
My favorite part of TOTK.
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Anonymous No.720008430 >>720011038 >>720022013
https://files.catbox.moe/vvnh0w.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/c4wcox.mp4
Anonymous No.720008472 >>720008798
>TP manga makes best girl even better
How did the granny cougars do it anons?
Anonymous No.720008798 >>720009048
>>720008472
by somehow getting Nintendo to sign off on their horny-ass manga. It's a borderline Midna-Link fanfic but also touches on basically every girl in TP and makes most of them extremely horny for some Link cock. I know the manga doesn't get much attention outside the Zelda fandom but Nintendo really did authorize a very horny version of their game. At least a lot of the side characters got a lot of love, as Midna is the only one in the actual game to get some character development
Anonymous No.720009048 >>720010947
>>720008798
In fairness, Link has a lot going for him, he's hot and ripped, probably kinda dumb as well, but that's not really a minus
Every girl in TP is those horny grannies, but especially Mdna
Anonymous No.720009839 >>720009994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48bLkWfomDE
Link Attorney, A Hero's Law
Anonymous No.720009994
>>720009839
That was such a fun hack. It got me back into playing the OG Phoenix Wright trilogy.
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Anonymous No.720010898
they all belong to Ganon
Anonymous No.720010947 >>720011257 >>720012218
>>720009048
Oh for sure. And girls have been horny for Link since early in the series. However, for a long time Nintendo was extremely conservative with their IPs (and to a large extent still are) so seeing the manga take the horny banner and run with it was a bit surprising. Even if the manga is still pretty niche, as I doubt the average person who played TP 15+ was clamoring for a manga version. Seeing Link kiss Midna canonically was enough to break /v/ for a bit
Anonymous No.720011038
>>720008430
>Shield is the Hylain design, not the Termina design
Anonymous No.720011257
>>720010947
Man that face Midna is making there is so cute.
Anonymous No.720011380 >>720011419 >>720015169
Anonymous No.720011419 >>720011715 >>720011742 >>720011870
>>720011380
It's crazy how much of a pussy magnet he is, especially OOT and afterward.
Anonymous No.720011715
>>720011419
I mean I get it. He's brave, strong, handsome, kind-hearted, and genuinely means well in pretty much everything he does. What girl wouldn't want that? And you don't even have to worry about him stealing your own girls because he's kind of autistic about girls and wouldn't do that anyway even if he wasn't because he's a moral and upstanding bro. Link's based.
Anonymous No.720011742 >>720011876 >>720015251
>>720011419
I'm literally Link where the femanons at
Anonymous No.720011870 >>720012161
>>720011419
It's definitely a running theme that NPCs consider Link attractive. Even WW, which is possibly the least horny of all the main entries, has the fairy queen which straight up tells Link she wants him
Anonymous No.720011876 >>720012023
>>720011742
They're writing weird LOTR length fan fics about the Courier from New Vegas getting sold into slavery then sold to Vulpus or Benny as a breeding slave.
Anonymous No.720012023 >>720012074
>>720011876
My face shall be their chair as they write their magnum opus
Anonymous No.720012074
>>720012023
You know what, fuck it, based.
Anonymous No.720012161 >>720012223 >>720013270
>>720011870
There's some hints in the game that Tetra's into him too, and there's the thing with Mila, and shit even some of the stuff with Medli is kind of a light wink. I don't know if any game really compares with OOT though, basically every single girl Link meets in that game wants to bang him, I think the number is higher than even BotW.
Anonymous No.720012176 >>720012370 >>720012829
>>720005893
>growing
I was always in the Hena category. It's just that there isn't much of her, considering Midna far and away is the most popular girl in that game. Plus I have my own favorite.

>>720007252
>>720007565
Redheads, brah.
Anonymous No.720012218 >>720012296
>>720010947
Also broke /a/ for a bit as well. I liked the hug when they re-unite post-Ganon fight more than the kiss, but honestly I think I like the TP manga more than the game at this point as the grannies took all of the cut content (namely the stuff involving the Hero’s Shade / OoT Link) and made it fit into the story really well.
Anonymous No.720012223 >>720012376 >>720013812
>>720012161
>some hints in the game that Tetra's into him too
my main man, she bred him
Anonymous No.720012296 >>720012562
>>720012218
God their version of Link is so fucking hot, like actually super handsome especially when he looks like he's been through the wringer.
Anonymous No.720012370 >>720012452 >>720012865
>>720012176
Why are redheads so cute anons?
Anonymous No.720012376
>>720012223
I mean yeah but that wasn't confirmed until after the game lol, I'm treating each game kind of as its own thing.
Anonymous No.720012452 >>720012775 >>720012865
>>720012370
I don't know but I've loved them ever since I was a kid and knew a few. Red hair's just fucking beautiful.
Anonymous No.720012562 >>720025865
>>720012296
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: everyone but Nintendo makes better Zelda characters than they do
>Best looking game versions of Link, Zelda and Ganondorf are in fucking Hyrule Warriors
>Best looking versions of characters in the series are done in manga adaptations by fucking granny cougars
On that latter point I would fucking kill for an anime adaptation of the TP manga
Anonymous No.720012775 >>720012830 >>720012865 >>720012951
>>720012452
>I've loved them ever since I was a kid
Same. All childhood crushes were either redheads or associated with red in some way, shape and form
>Malon from OoT
>Amy from Sonic
>Nami from One Piece
>Misty and Latias from Pokemon
Also have some /co/ characters but will keep this vidya related
Anonymous No.720012785 >>720014970 >>720036317
fairy bitches
Anonymous No.720012791
Reminder that LA Link had an absolute mental breakdown in the Southern Face Shrine in the manga
Anonymous No.720012829 >>720012865
>>720012176
My favorite characters of Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
Anonymous No.720012830
>>720012775
De Nada, mon amie
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Anonymous No.720012865
>>720012370
>>720012452
>>720012775
>>720012829
They just have a way of entrancing us, don't they? I"m not too big of a Midnafag but I bet if I played TP again, I'd like her a lot more. Though right now I'm doing OoT.

>Nami from One Piece
She was fine for the time, but I regard her a fleeting fancy.
Anonymous No.720012951 >>720014494
>>720012775
Lmao there were way too many anime and cartoon characters back then with red hair, I was fucking doomed even if I didn't know those girls back then. Surprisingly can't think of that many from vidya that grabbed me but this cutie definitely comes to mind.
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Anonymous No.720012986 >>720013320
Which Zelda girl is custom built for TFH Red Link?
Anonymous No.720013093 >>720029513
>>720002685
>>719994521
Dumb looking crown and you just know she doesn't bathe or wash her ass every way.
Anonymous No.720013270
>>720012161
Oh it's certainly horny, just a lot more subtle. OoT probably takes the cake though
Anonymous No.720013320
>>720012986
The redhead Zeldas from the NES games.
Anonymous No.720013624
>>719993198 (OP)
Anonymous No.720013812 >>720013960
>>720012223
>she bred him
I-I don't think that's how that works anon...
Anonymous No.720013960
>>720013812
One of those "Plap Plap Plap Get me pregnant" couples
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Anonymous No.720014470 >>720031307
Anonymous No.720014494
>thought one of my favorite Malon artists had new material
>turns out it's from 2021 and 2024
Am I going to have to start looking through this person's shit now?

>>720012951
I'm sure there are plenty of vidya redheads I liked from back in the day, but Malon is the only obvious one that comes to mind.
Anonymous No.720014556 >>720016083
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Anonymous No.720014970 >>720015103
>>720012785
Why do Zelda games have the best types of BBW?
Anonymous No.720015103
>>720014970
Big friendly abuela baba type characters are rare in games and super comfy. We need more chonky old women
Anonymous No.720015169
>>720011380
Wrong Link for any of those girls besides Sidon, Mipha, and Riju. Wrong Link for either Ganondorf as well.
Anonymous No.720015251 >>720016128
>>720011742
Is this you?
Anonymous No.720015486
>>720014837
Telma needs more porn.
Anonymous No.720015745 >>720031364
slow tonight
Anonymous No.720016083 >>720017084
>>720014556
I wish Malon would wake me up early in the morning.
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>>720015251
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Anonymous No.720016491 >>720017786 >>720019150 >>720019935
I know this is the waifu thread but I want to get some Zelda-related 'tism off my chest.
I've been replaying the 3D games lately, and I'm beginning to realize that a vast, VAST majority of Zelda fans don't actually pay attention to what happens in these games. The Hero of Time alone is so absurdly mischaracterized that I'm left wondering what fucked up alternate dimension produced all these people, and more importantly, wondering how and why people just blindly went along with it.
The entire theme of Majora's Mask is easing and moving on from regret. The game isn't fucking subtle about this in the slightest. Link goes into the game, having been stripped of his feats as the Hero of Time and left without closure as to whatever happened with/to Navi. But Link's adventures in Termina resolve this - he doesn't need a prophecy or justification to be a heroic figure.
Deku are in an uproar and about to kill an innocent? He handles it.
Gorons are starving (again) AND freezing to death? He handles it.
The entire ocean is warming up and messing with not just the Zora but everyone in the Great Bay region? He handles it.
The dead of Ikana are being disturbed? He handles it.
Ayylmaos and thieves are fucking with the local ranch? He handles it.
And the entire time, Link is documenting his good deeds. The notebook is presenting him a record that clearly states that, even if he's not prophecized to be here, he's still a positive force. This culminates in acquiring the power of the Fierce Deity. An evil force worse than even Majora? He fucking handles that shit because, recognized or not, he is still a great HERO.
All of this culminates with the HMS giving his final speech about meetings and partings. It's the final piece of closure for Link. He's leaving Termina now, but it might not be forever. Navi said goodbye, but maybe they'll meet again some day. It's not something to agonize over, and so Link is able to end his fruitless search in good spirits.
Then TP threw this all out.
Anonymous No.720017084
>>720016083
>Wake up anon, it's time to milk the cows!
Anonymous No.720017149 >>720017403 >>720018757
>>719993198 (OP)
God bless them giant honkin milkers
Anonymous No.720017403
>>720017149
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Anonymous No.720017562 >>720017738 >>720024242
>>719996996
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Anonymous No.720017738
>>720017562
>le quirk chungus female partner (we have a contract)
don't do this to her, come on man
Anonymous No.720017786 >>720019935
>>720016491 (me)
...Except, despite the Hero's Shade talking about the regrets he died with, Twilight Princess DIDN'T contradict anything - the public perception of it and the Hero's Shade are what spoiled the narrative of Majora's Mask. I'm confident about this one too, because TP is the game I'm on right now.
The Hero's Shade makes it clear on multiple occasions that his regret isn't over his lack of recognition. Several people in TP bring up that Hyrule still had a hero - the Gorons and Zora have the hero's bow and a suit of Zora Armor made for this hero. What the Hero's Shade is so bothered by is that he never got to pass down the hidden skills. I really need to emphasize, that's it.
Throughout the training sessions with the Shade, he quickly lightens up on Link because of how capable he is. Five or six hidden skills in and he outright says Link is basically set to kill the shit out of Dorf. And once the Great Spin is passed down, he has no reason to stick around. He has complete confidence in his descendant and he's resolved the issue that troubled him enough to return as a spirit. Again, that's it.
For whatever reason, however, the internet was so determined to fawn over OOT Link as the ultimate tragic figure in the series (which he IS still in the running for, given how badly he's fucked over by the events of OOT) that they just ignored the fact that he clawed his way out of misery and into what must have been a pretty nice life. It couldn't have been a bad one, given that his biggest regret is his descendant not knowing the family ass-kicking techniques while Ganon is in the middle of returning. But Zelda fans substitute this in favor of Sad Man Link.
And worst of all, the fucking TP manga got in on it by having the Shade clash with Ganondorf. Was it kino? Yes. Would he actually do that? No, because his entire purpose was ensuring the next gen hero could be the one to do that.

tl;dr the Hero of Time is cool as fuck and basically everyone is fucking stupid.
Anonymous No.720017798
Cia is the best girl
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Anonymous No.720018150 >>720018237
Anyways, Linkle.
Anonymous No.720018237 >>720018532 >>720018561
>>720018150
Weak to pregnancies that ruin her dreams of becoming the heroine of legend
Anonymous No.720018532 >>720018561
>>720018237
Link is gonna be PISSED
Anonymous No.720018561
>>720018237
>>720018532
She's an optimistic sort, she'll find a way to spin it into being a good thing.
Anonymous No.720018641 >>720018757 >>720019027
BoTW is NU-zelda
Anonymous No.720018710 >>720018751
Anonymous No.720018751
>>720018710
Anonymous No.720018757
>>720017149
Allegedly giant, but still great.

>>720018641
Maybe. But Purah, though.
Anonymous No.720018934
>>720014837
Built for noncon with Renado.
Anonymous No.720019027
>>720018641
>what if all the Links met each other
I hate this FOTM tumblrshit.
Anonymous No.720019150 >>720019281 >>720019559
>>720016491
>I've been replaying the 3D games lately, and I'm beginning to realize that a vast, VAST majority of Zelda fans don't actually pay attention to what happens in these games. The Hero of Time alone is so absurdly mischaracterized that I'm left wondering what fucked up alternate dimension produced all these people, and more importantly, wondering how and why people just blindly went along with it.
Brother, that is like, every fucking franchise ever. Look at how Samus is characterized by fans compared to how she actually is. Megaman also suffers from this shit. People are just willfully and purposefully retarded. Literally "haha I'm being a retard and you can't stop me" mentality.
Anonymous No.720019281 >>720019398 >>720019409
>>720019150
Why would you even respond to reddit, man.
>Look at how Samus is characterized by fans compared to how she actually is
In fairness, Dread has done a lot lately to fix that. Plus it was just plain fun.
Anonymous No.720019295
My wife and her mostly off model fan art.
Anonymous No.720019398 >>720019678 >>720019935
>>720019281
>Why would you even respond to reddit, man.
That's not even plebbit, that's here. That's anywhere.
>In fairness, Dread has done a lot lately to fix that. Plus it was just plain fun.
No it fucking hasn't. That will NEVER be "fixed" because people saw her as a porn bimbo before Other M even existed.
Anonymous No.720019409
>>720019281
I'm not reddit, I just wanted to autistically babble about one of my favorite series :(
Anonymous No.720019559 >>720019680
>>720019150
I'm glad this image that I stole off Reddit is being used in these threads
Anonymous No.720019678 >>720019738
>>720019398
Maybe not literally but come on, man.
>porn bimbo
Oh god damn it, fuck off with this.
Anonymous No.720019680 >>720019739
>>720019559
https://xcancel.com/gus_uur/status/1423207070480965634#m
Anonymous No.720019738
>>720019678
I have no time for inane retard babble that wishes to remain blissfully ignorant of reality.
Anonymous No.720019739 >>720019786
>>720019680
Thanks for the dolphin porn my guy, but I'm literally telling you that I downloaded that image on my phone from Reddit and posted it in a Zelda girls thread a few months ago
Anonymous No.720019786 >>720019831 >>720021232
>>720019739
>phoneposter
Disgusting.
Anonymous No.720019831 >>720019947
>>720019786
Wait until you learn that all the femanons on /v/ (all three of them) use their phones exclusively. You really want to criticize now???
Anonymous No.720019935 >>720020592 >>720036668
>>720019398
>porn bimbo
Sad part is that it's easier to consume shit based off secondary fan materials (Art/etc.) than it is to actually play the games. I don't want to turn this thread in the wrong direction, but you would be surprised at how many people think games like Smash are accurate portrayals of certain characters. While the six Zelda reps aren't out of character, that still won't stop people from interpreting them based on how Smash shows them, this includes characters like Wario, Mario and so on.

>>720016491
>>720017786
Good posts, and there's nothing autistic about giving a fuck about something you like. The people who would get mad about this are the people who are guilty of misinterpretation anyway. They just want to 'enjoy things', rather than understand why those things were (keyword) enjoyable.
Anonymous No.720019947
>>720019831
Yes, you dumb bitch.
Anonymous No.720019965 >>720019998
I'm not even gonna give you a (You), there's enough of that bullshit when I go into actual Metroid threads. Here I thought this place was safe from your idiocy.
Anonymous No.720019992
Back on track, post Lint
Anonymous No.720019998
>>720019965
Go away ACfag.
Anonymous No.720020049
>he's trying to deflect by accusing me of being him
Nope, not gonna happen. I'm going to post Zelda bitches and that's it.
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Anonymous No.720020592 >>720020718
>>720019935
>there's nothing autistic about giving a fuck about something you like
Obviously not, but some posters are still autistic weirdos.
Anonymous No.720020718 >>720021012
>>720020592
No, passion is not autism just because you don't agree with it. Passion is needed on this site vs. the new bullshit that's been festering for the last five years.
Anonymous No.720021012
>>720020718
Passion is fine, but getting that crazy into lore spaghetti across games just makes you look like a fucking spaz.
Anonymous No.720021086 >>720021204
Y'all better not lust after the Zelda actress when the movie comes out
Anonymous No.720021204
>>720021086
I don't even remember the fuckers they cast in the roles. Probably gonna suck anyway.
Anonymous No.720021232 >>720021290
>>720019786
Imagine unironically browsing /v/ in 2025 and still acting like phoneposting is some mortal sin. Half this thread was probably made while some dude was taking a shit. Gatekeeping what JPEG-delivery device is acceptable is peak seething.
Anonymous No.720021273 >>720021337 >>720021361 >>720022171
>>719993198 (OP)
just beat ocarina of time for the first time in probably 20 years. n64 version. tried to do it without a guide but how the fuck was I supposed to know i needed dins fire to get into the shadow temple? that was the only thing i needed to look up. water temple wasn't that bad. none of the actual temples were very hard
Anonymous No.720021290
>>720021232
Found the mobileshitter.
Anonymous No.720021337 >>720021572 >>720043853
>>720021273
>tried to do it without a guide but how the fuck was I supposed to know i needed dins fire to get into the shadow temple?
You don't need Dins to get into Shadow.
Anonymous No.720021361 >>720021572
>>720021273
>dins fire
Did you just not explore or something? That one little offshoot in Hyrule Castle with the very suspicious boulder is a little suspicious
Anonymous No.720021449 >>720021719 >>720023979
Anonymous No.720021572 >>720021729 >>720021801
>>720021361
i explored some areas but never came across dins fire. only had faroes wind at the time
>>720021337
how else can you get in there?
Anonymous No.720021719 >>720022470
>>720021449
For me it's Irene.
Anonymous No.720021729 >>720021823 >>720022084
>>720021572
>how else can you get in there?
Fire arrows. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOvx2pQy9A4
Anonymous No.720021801 >>720022084
>>720021572
You can use fire arrows but you have to get the angles right, only found out that was even possible because of a randomizer I got stuck on
Anonymous No.720021823 >>720021907 >>720044024
>>720021729
>thinking a newbie on his first playthrough will do this
You can't break the spike walls later with fire arrows fyi, so Din is the way to go
Anonymous No.720021870 >>720021920
>>720000630
Isn't the name Epona a reference to some pagan myth?
>me in the middle
Anonymous No.720021907
>>720021823
>You can't break the spike walls later with fire arrows
Fair enough. Still the point being that Din's isn't a requirement for opening Shadow.
Anonymous No.720021920 >>720023012
>>720021870
Pretty sure Epona is the Celtic goddess of horses. Celts are weird.
Anonymous No.720022006 >>720022051
>>720007565
get out the way my wife is behind you
Anonymous No.720022013
>>720008430
>monster dick and not shota dick
Dissapointing
Anonymous No.720022051
>>720022006
A male horse is your wife?
Anonymous No.720022084 >>720022206
>>720021729
>>720021801
i didn't have fire arrows either. still don't know how to get those. beat the game without them
Anonymous No.720022171
>>720021273
It's pretty obvious unless you never found Dins fire, but the game really pushes you to get it by the fact that the fairy on the mountain tells you to visit the fairy at castle next
Anonymous No.720022206
>>720022084
>still don't know how to get those
In Lake Hylia, right above the Water Temple where the tree is. There is a headstone that tells you how to get them and on the island in the distance are two pillars depicting an arrow at the sun.
Anonymous No.720022470 >>720022665 >>720044346
>>720021719
Maple's cheeks
Anonymous No.720022665
>>720022470
Irene's love.
Anonymous No.720022705
>>719993198 (OP)
milking malon and cremia to supply milk
Anonymous No.720022847
I deserve to suck off Koji Kondo
Anonymous No.720022903
>>719997837
Uohhhhhhhh
Anonymous No.720023012
>>719997837
based nintendo
>>720021920
A lot of pagan myths are just furry fiction.
Anonymous No.720023109 >>720023158 >>720023170 >>720024323 >>720026012
Which Link has the most virile and highest impregnation chances loads?
Anonymous No.720023158
>>720023109
Fierce Deity
Anonymous No.720023170
>>720023109
Tossup between OOT and WW.
Anonymous No.720023248
>Midna left TP Link on Read while his baby gestated in her tummy and then she ghosted him forever
damn
Anonymous No.720023318 >>720023713 >>720023769 >>720044346
Malon: Easy mode
Zelda, Ruto: normal difficulty
Nabooru/Impa: Hard difficulty
Saria: Esoteric bullshit difficulty
Navi: bad/joke ending.
Anonymous No.720023713
>>720023318
What did he mean by this?
Anonymous No.720023769
>>720023318
Navi was willing to die for Link. And then she did! Right up there on the windowsill.
Anonymous No.720023936 >>720024010 >>720024529
For me it's gerudo girls
Anonymous No.720023979
>>720021449
cute
Anonymous No.720024010 >>720024150
>>720023936
>apparently-if-you-bring-a-bottle.jpg
apparently if you bring a bottle what??
Anonymous No.720024118 >>720024176
Anonymous No.720024150
>>720024010
she becomes your wife
Anonymous No.720024176
>>720024118
Anonymous No.720024190 >>720024231
Anonymous No.720024231 >>720024272
>>720024190
Anonymous No.720024239
>tiny Fi time
If I'm not mistaken, this was around the time Hyrule Warriors first released? Lots of people were liking her then.
Anonymous No.720024242
>>719996996
>>720017562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuTvz0yBoFE
These actually sound like they could Zelda/Koji Kondo style tracks when properly realized.
Anonymous No.720024272
>>720024231
Anonymous No.720024323
>>720023109
femboy link
Anonymous No.720024357 >>720024397
Anonymous No.720024397 >>720026060
>>720024357
Anonymous No.720024526
megane
Anonymous No.720024529 >>720026575
>>720023936
Anonymous No.720024576
Anonymous No.720024743
Anonymous No.720024937
>>719999571
For me it was Ruto and Tron Bonne
Anonymous No.720025231 >>720025471 >>720025827 >>720037120
>>719996346
Nostalgia trip. Blogpost incoming.
Bombchu bowling girl was the game's peak qt and I wanted to see the rest of her (the lower half), but you can't go behind the counter at all. So I used the Gameshark Pro to ramdump the game and look for ways to no clip but I was too noob at the time. Anyway eventually I get behind the counter and ... Her lower half is missing. Only her upper half exists. I was mortified and disappointed beyond belief.
Anonymous No.720025471 >>720030363
>>720025231
I wonder if it's possible to just pick her up and move her like this guy?
Anonymous No.720025502 >>720025847
>>720003578
Looks like Dobson's art.
Anonymous No.720025702
>>720006057
Faggot
Anonymous No.720025827
>>720025231
She was cute. I thought of her as a kind of cool older sister. The kind that would pick you up from school in a Honda Civic... A boy can dream...
Anonymous No.720025847
>>720025502
>Links hair is neither brown nor pink
All of the day, bro
Anonymous No.720025865
>>720012562
You were wrong before and your wrong again. Faggot opinion by a cum guzzling pig rapist.
Anonymous No.720026012
>>720023109
>OoT Link. Given TP Link is his descendant he’s the only one who we know for certain has fucked
>SS Link, WW Link and ST Link. Highly unlikely they didn’t fuck their respective Zeldas
>TP Link. Probably fucked Ilia but was thinking of Midna instead
>All other Links
Anonymous No.720026060
>>720024397
Anonymous No.720026575
>>720024529
>she thinks I can't read it because of my height
>I can't read it because I'm illiterate
Anonymous No.720028051
Anonymous No.720028665
Anonymous No.720029513
>>720013093
Anonymous No.720030221 >>720041301
Anonymous No.720030363 >>720030435
>>720025471
I didn't check him, he didn't inspire me as much.
I'm sure you can move her, but clipping was more lucrative bc I could use it elsewhere. If I remember she and the big goron where the only ones missing bodies. I might have to have to buy a model who looks like her to cosplay her to heal this old trauma and I think Nintendo should pay for it. I need a lawyer.
Anonymous No.720030435
>>720030363
>If I remember she and the big goron where the only ones missing bodies.
They are definitely not. Any shop besides the Kokiri one is missing a lower half.
Anonymous No.720030769 >>720031053
ToT
Anonymous No.720030821
Anonymous No.720031053
>>720030769
Cremia animation was based, hope he follows up with Romani.
Anonymous No.720031307
>>720014470
>the legend of link
Anonymous No.720031364
>>720015745
Could someone edit this to be a btb?
Anonymous No.720031747 >>720031893
>>719999931
What is "nocking an arrow"?
Anonymous No.720031797 >>720032910 >>720033660
Fish pussy
Anonymous No.720031842
Imp
Anonymous No.720031893 >>720032173
>>720031747
Putting an arrow on the drawstring.
Anonymous No.720032173
>>720031893
>imp and true Midna combined
I'm intrigued...
Anonymous No.720032910 >>720033660 >>720034196
>>720031797
Did somebody say fish pussy?
Anonymous No.720033391
Anonymous No.720033660
>>720031797
>>720032910
These threads taught me that the dolphin pussy juice thing isn't real but instead that Zora pussy would basically milk you dry with muscle contractions. Highly educational.
Anonymous No.720033950 >>720034267
Anonymous No.720034196 >>720035383
>>720032910
Need to fish pussy to lay my eggs.
Anonymous No.720034267
>>720033950
I love this, hilarious and adorable.
Anonymous No.720035383 >>720035435 >>720035874
>>720034196
I love how you can just post Ruto's titties on a blue board because no nipples and her official art and sprite just have her fully nude. The 3DS version giving her chest covers was a mistake, but at the same time it implies that her original design was too "naughty" in its own way which retroactively just makes it hotter to me.
Anonymous No.720035435 >>720035874 >>720036067
>>720035383
They are definitely better in the original.
Anonymous No.720035798
fish sex
Anonymous No.720035874 >>720036067
>>720035383
>>720035435
The best thing about Ruto for me is that you just know as soon as she found out Hylians liked those things on her chest she'd be flaunting them like fucking crazy. Like she'd probably smash her boobs together around Link saying "pretty good right?"
Anonymous No.720035884
post zelda girls only you like
Anonymous No.720036067 >>720036935
>>720035435
I think that's the sexiest/most inviting Ruto image I've ever seen, surprised I've not seen it before because hot damn.

>>720035874
Yeah exactly, no way she wouldn't be a showoff.
Anonymous No.720036317
>>720012785
They finally nailed perfection with Cotera. Someday you young lads will understand.
Anonymous No.720036492 >>720041854
>>719993198 (OP)
Best way to play tloz TP? Switch or Wii?
Anonymous No.720036668
>>720019935
>They just want to 'enjoy things', rather than understand why those things were (keyword) enjoyable.
when they say "enjoy things," what they really mean is "bully the people who are already enjoying their things into enjoying MY things instead"
Anonymous No.720036935
>>720036067
hell, her daddy could be as much of an absolute unit as King Darunia if he wanted to be
he just doesn't give a fuck as long as the entire water supply of Hyrule washes over his fish nads and not a drop escapes without carrying his sperm
Anonymous No.720037120 >>720037254
>>720025231
get a job at Nintendo and show them how it's done, then
Anonymous No.720037254 >>720037558
>>720037120
What did he think would happen?
Anonymous No.720037558
>>720037254
dunno, but that absolute retard going from being reduced to begging /v/ for a copy of the model he accidentally saved over, then getting mad enough at the mockery to master Blender and get /v/'s dream job of working at Nintendo, is such an epic redemption arc I don't even care if it's real or not
Anonymous No.720038515
Anonymous No.720038808 >>720038964 >>720039416 >>720042145 >>720042552 >>720043218
zeldagirlsbros, what are our favorite boss fights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXByr4mxA0U
Anonymous No.720038964
>>720038808
Hard for me to pick just one. Phantom Ganon, Molgera, and Stallord all immediately come to mind though. I think Majora is probably the most fun final boss out of any of the games so also shoutout to that.
Anonymous No.720039416
>>720038808
I don't really have a favorite gameplay wise. They're all kinda boring but atmosphere wise, it'd probably be OoT Ganon.
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Anonymous No.720040172 >>720042509
Everytime someone complains, her cup sizes goes up one.
Anonymous No.720040994 >>720041506
Cheese girl
Anonymous No.720041301
>>720030221
I got a welding machine from Amazon, I could fix her, she might have a spoiler though
Anonymous No.720041506 >>720042424
>>720040994
Cute eyebrows
Anonymous No.720041854
>>720036492
Oh shit how did you manage to play it on the Switch?
Anonymous No.720042145
>>720038808
A toss up between Goht and Twinrova. Goron rolling to kill him was just too damn cool, and Twinrova involving mirror shield reflection is very enjoyable too.
Anonymous No.720042424
>>720041506
The Zelda has some of the best eyebrow sluts
Anonymous No.720042509
>>720040172
People should complain more then.
Anonymous No.720042552
>>720038808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVnCRexbH6g
Anonymous No.720042582 >>720042895
>>719994521
I could never get over how the color of her pants makes it almost look like she's running around bottomless.
Anonymous No.720042895
>>720042582
That's an edit I made, someone asked me to do that, and I did.
Anonymous No.720042993
Worst princess, but this wagon dragon has an ass that would make you feel like a king while she's getting knocked up and making less worthless spawn
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Anonymous No.720043157 >>720043370 >>720043676
>link passed up this
Anonymous No.720043218
>>720038808
A bunch from OoT were pretty memorable. Phantom Ganon, Bongo Bongo, Barinade, etc. I also like Koloktos from Skyward Sword. I just wish the bosses were a little more challenging, but that goes for Zelda games in general. I get that difficulty is not the main focus of the games but I've never felt any sort of danger heading into a Zelda fight
Anonymous No.720043370
>>720043157
I wouldn't really say he passed up on it, he was in cryosleep and before he could really get his bearings she got turned into royal sushi.
Anonymous No.720043676 >>720043764 >>720044143
>>720043157
Like the other anon said. You could also argue that he doesn't know what a fiance or husband is but he went along with it anyway.
Anonymous No.720043764 >>720044143
>>720043676
He's basically Goku, he probably thought marriage was a type of pastry, but if pressured he'd marry her and make a buncha half fish freaks.
Anonymous No.720043853 >>720044024
>>720021337
Didn't you also need Din's Fire to break the wooden walls in the basement?
Anonymous No.720044024
>>720043853
>>720021823
Anonymous No.720044143 >>720044264
>>720043676
>>720043764
I mean Link had a mission regardless, even if he did understand he'd probably just say "yeah sure uh-huh gimme that sapphire" because he needed it to save Hyrule. I doubt he'd think that Ruto would genuinely remember that 7 years later and still refer to him as husband.
Anonymous No.720044260
>>720005336
Ehh… kinda. It provides a lot of QoL features, the game as a whole looks brighter but going off the official art thats seems to have been the original intent. They did censor some of the gore and made the finally boss to bright but overall it’s a good remake. majora's mask 3D meanwhile just completely butchered the game.
Anonymous No.720044264
>>720044143
He pretty much just took the sapphire, having no idea what it meant and when he met her as an adult, she finally says something using the word love for the first time which surprised him. Of course, he didn't say no but he did tell her afterwards in the Chamber of Sages that his mission comes first.
Anonymous No.720044346
I love the green girl and Zelda girl threads.
>>720022470
Did you just do this? A fat ass but well done anon.
>>720023318
Sounds good, implement it.