Thread 941593159

g/fur good morning.

fool
my friend
what is this image

It is Goatsfield.

The world of art has changed lots

Morning fool A lot of bare moonshine for a morning

It is magnificent is it not?

>>941593205
Good morning, Mav.

its like my stalker lives in this thread :<

>>941593214
someone accessed my microsoft account this night

>>941593286
Someone? As in your account's security was compromised?

>>941593214
its pretty terrific not gonna lie!!

>>941593301
Yes I can't remove the account

>>941593313
That and this are my greatest achievements.

>>941593332
Have you contacted Microsoft?

>>941593340
need a dedicated animator to just draw over pink flamingos with garfield as divine

>>941593357
They should revoice all the lines as Garfield as well.

>>941593368
I would pay so much money to watch that

>>941593374
I would too. If I had the time and money I'd rotoscope it myself. Rotoscoping is meticulous and time consuming.

>>941593411
I still need to watch the original movie tbh
I know its vile but thats the appeal of it I guess
my mom had a dvd version of it at one point, idk what she did with it

>>941593423
It is a work of pure brilliance. A celebration of authenticity meant to shock and offend the hippies and the squares. There is a great quote from one of the legal proceedings surrounding his films, I think it may actually have been Pink Flamingos, when he was slapped with an obscenity charge, "We have know idea what to do with intentional bad taste."

>>941593496
Its one of the first movies with a clear directive and goal ive ever heard of, and somehow im still yet to watch it. I just remember hearing that all the trashiness and gross shit is cranked up to the max and that makes me morbidly curious to see what its about, which should be a fun lil trip

>>941593538
While it is cranked up to 11, the people he cast, the Dreamlanders, were all, in their own rights, complete maniacs and utter weirdos. Edith Massey, Divine, Mink Stole, Ricki Lake, Patty Hearst, and many others who were 100% willing to let their freak flag fly high gave Waters an incredibly talented (albeit not in any conventional way) cast of actors to bring his visions to life.

>>941593205
Friend orgasm!
>>941593248
Who is your stalker?

>>941593675
oh yeah, ive heard that too. I definitely gotta watch the movie sometime, I know imma have to do it alone cuz my friends would hate me if I showed them that lmfao

>>941594060
If your friends dislike the movie then they are not friends. Remember, there are only two kinds of people in this world, our kind of people and assholes.

>>941593340
I'm contacting them right now

>>941594039
I want a friend orgasm

>who is your stalker
He does it for attention I don't think there is a stalker he has here

>>941594153
Good, and don't take any guff from those swine.

>>941594039
the pooper lorre guy is obsessed with me ughhh
his old ass needs to go home to his wife and leave us alone here ._.

>claims I am his stalker
>follows me from thread to thread and talks about me all the time
Just because you want something to happen doesn't mean it will, piece of shit.

>>941594135
lol thats a way to think of life. maybe I will just force them to watch it with me, they will appreciate it in the end

>>941594242
I think everyone should watch it. It's a good litmus test to weed out those you shouldn't spend time around.

>>941594153
>wanting your friend to come over
Nah
>wanting your friend to cum all over your face
Yeah.
>>941594188
Oof that sucks. Hopefully he leaves you alone. I cant imagine what its like to have a stalker.

>>941594297
its tiresome :|
as you can see >>941594230 hes already started insulting and swearing at me because i called him out
people think its easy mode being pretty, but its really a curse because you get stalkers

>claims I am stalking him
>keeps mentions me again in his posts
>claims I am insulting him
>deliberately sleeps with people in relationships and robs/extorts them
What a dumb piece of shit.

lol

Four days until the hot sauce will be readdy to bottle. I am really hoping it will turn out better this time. Less sweet, spicier, amd with a bit more acidity.

>>941594264
oh yeah for sure. Dont think im gonna weed out my friends for not watching a gross movie tho lmao

>>941595080
All my friends love it and John Waters, but sure, and even some people who like the movie could still be assholes. And not the good kind.

>>941594297
Hmm I don't know what to say anon

>>941594980
sleeby lorre

>>941595706
Always sleeby.

Woke up with a raging boner, boner is still there it's been 4 hours

>>941595749
water moccasins...

>>941595782
We have those here. As for your boner, either cum (if you haven't already) or take a cold shower.

>>941595782
hate when that happens, because I'll be there edging for hours usually trying to get rid of the morning wood :<

>>941595828
I miss snakes it goes flaccid for 5 minutes and it’s back I kind of like it

>>941595857
I don’t know if I save it for someone or something

>>941596325
We have many kinds of snakes here with four of them in Austin being venomous. Cottonmouths, diamondbacks, copperheads, and coral snakes. Gotta be super careful around the rivers, lakes, and streams as well as when approaching vehicles. You also gotta be careful if you do the white people thing and go out into the fields of blue bonnets in the spring to take pictures. For some reason rattle snakes absolutely love to hide in those fields. You like having an aching boner with nothing to do with it?

It's morning time which means it's time to fuck my hand

>>941596562
Why fuck your hand? Don't you got a boyfriend to fuck?

>>941596575
Yeah but that retard is sleeping.

>>941596619
So wake him with your dick.

>>941596642
More disappointing than it's worth cuz he will fall asleep lol

>>941596669
So keep fucking him? My ex used to do that to me and it was awesome.

>>941596690
well anal is out of the question cuz this nigga aint gonna wake up to clean out lmao, I've tried handjobs before but he just falls asleep, and same with blowjobs, he'll just pull off and pass right out,
he's a very heavy sleeper.
In a perfect world his hole would just be immediately ready to use and then yes I'd just smash whether he's awake or not

>>941596765
That's why you clean out completely and don't eat before bed. My hole was almost always ready for use when I was in a relationship. I am a light sleeper though so I'd usually wake up, which was fine by me. They also used to suck my dick and ride me while I slept.

cuckhold thread

>>941596823
lucky
I'm a light sleeper so I wake up pretty easily unless I pass out drunk
>clean out completely and don't eat before bed
trooooo maybe you're onto something

>>941596904
Yes, at the start. But eventually we grew apart, started wanting different things out of life so we split up.

anons are so hard to discern from eachother

>>941597145
For the most part they are, but there are some who are easy to spot.

>>941596953
That's a shame, sorry to hear :(
Do you have a special someone in your life now?

>>941599750
Eh, it wasn't a big deal to me then and it's even less so now. No, nothing like that at all. Not really interested and I'm not looking. If someone comes along then maybe, but I am content either way.

Is 10am too early to make a shrimp pasta? Eh fuck it.

Hooba

>>941602287
Hoobastank?

>>941603584
No just hooba

>>941593159 (OP)
gfur morning, fren.
im not sure. i think i need to work on a bunch of things. im trying to be healthier. i want to be a better person. i want to stop being depressed.

>>941603798
I was watching one of those, like, "Behind the Music" type documentaries, you know, the kinds that used to come on VH1 that were about specific bands, like, how they formed and stuff. Anyways, I was watching one of them about Hoobastank and the flunding members were talking about how they had met each other in college in the early 90s and decided that they wanted to form a band that exclusively made the world's shittiest music.

>>941603952
I remember there was track made to by as unappealing possible, kids jingling commercial, something about western and rapping opera singer. Opera singer was actually good

>>941605121
They were like, what's the shittieat kind of music we can make? And the answer was Ska. Full offense meant to anyone who likes 90s ska revival.

>>941605238
Yes, found it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08

Derg would like that song

>>941605436
It's a good song. That isn't Hoobastank though. Hoobastank was a shitty ska and nu metal band from the 90s who, make dog shit.

>>941605668
Mmm hooba
They both tried to do shit on purpose?

>>941605761
No, it's just a joke. Hoobastank is a terrible band that makes terrible music, but it isn't intentionally bad.

>>941605828
Oh
There's always GG Allin

>>941605884
GG Allin was, like, shock rock/punk rock. He wanted to not just make bad music, but music that would get people so angry they would attack him.

>>941605962
He throw poop at them

>>941606295
Yes he did. He also would, like, invite women up on stage and break their noses.

>>941606472
Kino
Seen few of his "concerts" and every time is uncanny expirence
Never seen him punching woman tho

>>941606623
Yeah, he did all sorts of stuff. He was really aggressive. I heard that he did it because he was suicidal.

Hmm

>>941606714
He was successful I guess

>>941607081
More or less. He did die doing what he loved.

>>941607177
And now people are shitting at his grave

>>941607290
It's what he would have wanted.

>>941607358
Who know

>>941607766
It's similar to Divine's grave. People keep going there and like, fucking on the grave and spray painting it and stuff like that.

>>941606968

post hoobs

>>941607845
The pink flamingos one?

>>941608172
Yeah

>>941608373
That's both surprising and not

>>941608507
People always do stuff like that to the graves pf famous people. They did that kind of stuff to Jim Morrison's grave. Like, would pour loquor and fuck and do stuff like that to his grave. It got so bad they had to move it.

>>941608588
Billy the kid gravestone was stolen numerous of time, so sign of town called "Fucking"

>>941608167
Not in the mood to post hoobs

>>941608834

k

>>941608713
Some doctor stole the body of a teenaged patient of his because he was in love with her. He kept the body for years before he was eventually caught with it and the body was reinterred. Folks do some pretty weird shit when it comes to dead bodies.

>>941608941
>Folks do some pretty weird shit
You could've stopped there.

>>941608941
I Heard that one
Some poor fella in Britain was so tall that they stole his corpse and put in in display

>>941608834
Poor draak

>>941609106
This is also true.

>>941609131
Elmer McCurdy's body was preserved and displayed for decades.

hmmm werk tyme

>>941609229
You wouldn't hear about this if he wasn't.

>>941609456
Elmer McCurdy was one of the last Wild West Outlaws. He was also a miserable failure of a robber since, like, literally none of his crimes were ever successful.

>>941609783
Sounds kino

>>941610041
Right?

>>941609162
Hmm

>>941610071
Left, was he dude who blow up train safe so badly that he destroyed all the money in the safe?

>>941610073
Hmmm

>>941610334
He was. Melted all the coins to the inside of the safe and only managed to get, like, 100 dollars put of the 4,000 that was supposed to be in it. His last train robbery was targeting a train that was carrying $100,000 dollars then they stopped the wrong train and managed to get some whiskey, $46 dollars, and a watch.

what's good my ninjas

>>941610447
Wow cool ninja

>>941610431
Whisky is good enough

>>941610477
Sure, but it wasn't like, a whole train car. It was a couple bottles that were carried by various passengers. Then a few days later he was tracked down by a posse and gunned down.

>>941610525
Killed for whisky, what day

>>941610647
Amd then his body was put on display for 65 years.

>>941610682
That's pretty rude, I know dissection of criminals was pretty normal at these times but to put him on showcase is big weird

Ugh

>>941610894
Well they used to display the bodies of outlaws back in the wild west as a warning to other would be outlaws.

>>941611575

post hoobs

>>941611918
Here
>>941611810
I guess I wouldn't like to be displayed

>>941611971

pornographic hoobs

>>941612027
Here, good thick hoobs

Hoobposting at work

>>941612117

Now we're talking.

>>941611971
It was more of a "this is what happens to outlaws" sort of deal. You go about harassing the good people of the town out in the territories and we'll gun you down. They did a little bit of that with gangsters of the roaring 20s too. Though they didn't display them just photographed the bodies all shot up in the morgue and ran them in the papers. The 20s were an interesting time for outlaws too. That was the era of the public enemy.

>>941612246
Yeah,and now I'm going to lift 800 kilos of meat in 20 minutes
>>941612256
Nice

Last one

>>941612339

How different hoobs

>>941612300
Wow, strong boi

You have the American Frontier Outlaws, which are iconic and sort of revered pieces of Americana, then the frontier closed and we see the rise of the Public Enemy in the 20s and they are also, though to a much lesser extent, revered and iconic, simultaneously we see the rise of organized crime and the golden age of the Mafia in the 50s which is also very legendary and iconic. But after that we don't really have any larger than life criminals or criminal organizations. It's sad in a way. Not that I necessarily want maniacs running around with guns knocking over banks or criminal organizations extorting small businesses and killing one another over territory.

And shit, if you look at the famous violent criminals of the, like, 60s through the 90s it's all serial killers. Fucking weirdos with issues going around doing weird degenerate sex stuff and torturing and killing folks and, like, fucking their corpses and eating them and stuff. And most of them are fucking retarded.

And even worse today we have mass murderers. Fucking loser who weren't able to make friends so they decided they would shoot a bunch of children. God damn this era of crime is stupid.

They fumbled the anime, again

>>941612452
Yes u
>>941612395
What

>>941612291
Well they do it anymore aside the killer sicko clow

>>941614983
No you, stop working already

>>941614983
GROSS

>>941615154
No
>>941615165
What your whore mouth

>>941614983
I'm not saying I want competent criminals or maniac weirdos cutting up bodies because it makes them cum, but honestly, I'd rather have that kind of shit than the fucking losers we have today.

>>941615203
get these smelly foids off my screen

>>941614983
ew plastic bags

>>941615227
I got discord running and uh immediately deleted you
Reinvite me if you wanna, you should have still see my adress stuff I think

>>941615227
Why losers
>>941615238
I like her lips
>>941615360
Gay

>>941615383
mmmm balloon lips
hoobers like balloon lips apparently

>>941615371
Why did you go and do a thing like that?

>>941615383
Cause that's who these mass shooters are. Fuckkng losers with no friends who can't get any pussy so they blame society instead of trying to make themselves actually likable.

>>941615432
Yes
>>941615462
Oh thought you talk how we are all pussies now
Well kids reckless and guns easy to get and use, modern internet doesn't help at all.

>>941615203
I'm gonna tell

>>941615638
Tell what you bimbo

>>941615631
I mean, we all kind of are. We couldn't, like, survive living on the frontier or back in the medieval period. We require too much comfort.

>>941615462
>get discord running once again
>"oh neato, I can finally change my name such a lil bit to make it full"
>program freezes up for a few seconds
>I go "YEEE FUCK YOU TOO"
>click around in dumb frustration
>the clicks register
>frens gone
Bleh!

>>941615729
Did it actually delete or did you just close the chats? Caise I can still send messages to you, if we weren't friends I wouldn't be able to do that. Would get a message saying it was forbidden.

>>941615726
They couldn't live in our times

>>941615809
Sure they could. They'd probably do great today and not die of yellow fever or consumption or plague. They'd be like, we don't have to worry about being murdered by a Hessian or crushed by a beam when our mud hut falls apart in the rain.

>>941615977
Hnmmmmm

>>941615661
Pope

>>941616529
Tell what to pope

Just tried Anthor Heat VR and I spent a good hour jerking off a futa and teasing a foxboy
I think I might be gay

>>941616862
welcome to the club, gay furry

>>941616970
I don't wanna be gay!
I oogle curvy women on the street, I've never done that with a man. But I see a cock and I wanna make out with it.

>>941616454
Plus their diets would probably greatly improve and they wouldn't be malnourished and bordering on scurvy or rickets or whatever.

>>941617165
too bad, men are hot and cocks are delicious
you can like hot curvy women and dick

Please could you be kind enough to give me an ideal male furry for me, since I hate Halloween, I hate horror movies, and I want an animal that no one associates with Halloween and that isn't scary.

>>941617213
Hmmm I'm finally going home
I think scurvy was more prominent on the sea

>>941617165
Post your butt.

>>941617528
You're thinking of ocean madness.

>>941617491
Koala, sloth, armadillo, horny toad, geckos, rabbits, ducks, swans. There are many animals without spooky connotations.

>>941618189
And among all of them, which one is the least scary and most anti-Halloween of all?

>>941618189
Ocean of hoobers
If I'll survive this run I'll be surprised

>>941618564
Ducks probably.

>>941618577
Survive the run like in Logan's Run?

>>941618709
Would reasons a male furry duck be ideal for me?

>>941618793
I don't know who you are, so maybe? My fursona used to be a sline mold but I was told I had to pick a real animal and chose the monk vulture.

>>941619017
Okay, thanks.
At least you gave me an idea for a fursona.

guys
why are men so cute
cant stop myself from kissing boys, I think its an addiction at this point........

>>941619189
Always happy to help. And do let us know what you choose.

I'm tired

What a yucky day

>>941618577
Dem hoobas are happy.

hola folks! how erryone doing?

>>941622391
clicking heads and sucking dick wbu

>>941622391
Terrible.

>>941622424
Damn, two things I can never do...
>>941622661
wanna talk aobut it snarfypoopoobearyboi?

ps, these captcha make me wanna kill myself, can I still avoid them if I buy a 4chan premium?

Discord is acting out again dooood
You see me neck meats? They're lucky!

>>941622939
Dog dead, but thread is probably tired of hearing about it.

>>941623144
ah sorry thats always a bummer. was it peaceful at home or a put down?

>>941622939
im just goated like that I guess :3

YOU DARE TO AGREE WITH ME?!
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR HORRIBLE DOOM!!!

NO
NO
NOT THE ICE CREAM
USING MIND TRICKS

skreonk

>>941623550
straight up lol
>>941623857
wouldn't mind some of this but its so hard to break out a toy when i know it'll consume the next 2 to 3 hours of my day lol... it may not seem like it but i got shit to do!

gashunk

>>941624199
no pic woops

>>941623433
We had to put him down.

>>941624199
tho I will say its hard to top frag and also suck dick and lick balls all at the same time

Gashunk's ur boipucci

GASHUNK!

Why is this dude referencing kaiju

>>941624241
im sorry. sad this is how most dogs seem to go. I was lucky to have my main childhood dog go in her sleep
>>941624280
real. I can confirm this
>>941624476
yasssss

>>941593159 (OP)
God, I want to fuck Nermal! <3 <3 <3

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>941624754
another pro gamer I see

>>941624754
He had suffered a stroke or seizure or something, and had lost the ability to walk.

>>941625182
I do have almost 1000 hours is CSGO B) I swore to myself once I hit 1000 I'd never play again tho so I'm saving my last few hours for when I really wanna kms. When I played the most tho my fave thing to do was ride a toy while playing. Everyone on my team loved(?) me.
>>941625298
mine went similarly, but didn't really seem to know what was happening till it was over.
here'es to dogs in heaven or whatever.

>>941625035
Ew, why?

>>941625572
do you even sleep?

>>941625879

It's the ass crack of Dawn in Poland, do you?

>>941625879
Sometimes, not often.

>>941626021
I can't understand half of the words so its good reason to go sleep
goodnight
>>941626276
hm,mmmmm

>>941628210
>>941628210
>>941628210