Thread 521188291

>>521188291 (OP)
Okay when

>>521188291 (OP)
Sun turned teal. Neat.

its just getting started

>>521188291 (OP)
the sun won't do shit

>>521188291 (OP)
Not again!

Is that why my cell service has been all fucky lately?

>>521188291 (OP)
I am gay

>>521188291 (OP)
It's been fun

>sticky
It's real

Thank fuck I hate the internet

Let's pretend I don't know what you're talking about.

>mod stickying his own post
shame.

Sun is a pussy, also aliens own this planet and are likely protecting our civilization.

oh shit, sticky. this is it bros. this is the big one.

>>521188291 (OP)
what am i looking at?

>>521188291 (OP)
Why’s this pinned? What’s going on anons?

posting in Final sticky

THE MICRONOVA IS CO

Posting in a sticky

tf lil sunny gon do?

Is this why I became bisexual this year? What the fuck

are we dead?

why a sticky? I'm fucking scared. What the fuck is this?

>the strongest flare of this year
wow... so it's nothing
how long has it been the strongest of this year? 1 day? 2 days?

call me when it's the strongest in a decade or century

>claim it's over
>I'm still paying taxes

fake & gay

>stickied
that confirms it
IT'S OVER

Why is this a sticky?

>>521188291 (OP)
The fucking big one hasn’t even hit yet

>>521188291 (OP)
>Thread stickied.
Oh god. Oh no oh fuck.

>>521188291 (OP)
be a lot cooler if it wasn't

first

Oh. No.
We're all gonna die again.
Another world ending EMP event.
Why is this retarded Dunning Kruger shit pinned?

>>521188291 (OP)
Mods are so fucking gay

Explain it to me with crayons and cum

See you guys next time!

>>521188362
More

>>521188291 (OP)
Its true I died.

>sticky
Oh shit, isreal?

ebin bin

>>521188458
It's actually happening this time. This is confirmed going to destroy the entire electrical grid of the planet, not even joking. It was nice chatting with all of you. o7

If this is the end of 4chan, I want you guys to know... You were niggers

PRAISE THE SUN

Think of the positives. What happens to Israel when it loses all its power?

>>521188291 (OP)
Wtf the sun gonna do?

>>521188433
checked. what happened last time? site shutdown.

nothing ever happens

I guess there will be no one left to see it but put me in the screencap.

>>521188446
Is that silver?
You can’t just stack silver!
It has no value!

Link please?

>sticky
Are we cooked a>>521188469
ctually?

ITS HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAH IM GOING INSANE

>>521188443
WHERE'S MICROANON

please god whatever erases india from the map i am ok with
t. Hawaii Colonizer
FUCK YOU PAJEETS
RAUS
RAUS
RAUS

Please tell me the Space Nazis are finally going to save us.

I'm so tired of nothing happening. I am fucking sick of this gay earth.

HERE WE GO
LAST TIMME SHITPOSTING

GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHITPOST
THE BEST TFW SHITPOST LAST TIME

ITS OVER BROS

MOSTY KITTENLY IMAGE I HAVE OF RIGHT NOW

nothingburger

>>521188291 (OP)
It's just beginning.

>>521188536
Supernova. There is no escape. We should have reached for the stars when we had the chance. Now all of Humanity will die. Have you jerked off tonight anon?
>in reality, second strongest solar flare in history

>>521188291 (OP)
im ready, shut it all down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNYssWPixnk

schizoposting the endtimes

>>521188291 (OP)
Sticky?

Kek

>>521188583
I hate to tell you this anon, but the aliens are Posadists.

The whole entire planet is gonna kersplode from electrical infetterance

i accept jesus christ as my lord and savior

>>521188485
the same reason every other sticky is created; to prevent multiple threads on a trending topic so the catalog is not spammed up.

>>521188291 (OP)
oh shit is this a candlejack threa

>>521188371
yea the boomers are doom posting online, it was funny at first but now its annoying because I would rather look at the pretty sky pictures

>>521188291 (OP)
WHY IS THIS ASTICKY IS IT REALLY HAPPENING IM SHITTING AND FARDING HOLD ME ANON

>Want to quit 4chan for years now
>It finally happens but the entire electric grid goes down

Monke paw go bbbbbbrrrrrr

So what will you be doing after the sun purges all machines?

Sticky?

>>521188528
Nothing ever happens

/v/ predicted this.

All it did was knock out a few radio stations in Africa. This is a nothing burger

NIGGER

ummm janny bros why is this stickied? are you telling me im going to die?

>>521188469
by the way, not all solar flares result in CMEs (the thing we have to look out for)
the strongest CME in recent memory in July 2012 that barely missed us btw was from an only X2.5 flare

it's a nothingburger. although this is an x5.1 flare. BUT it's only the strongest THIS YEAR kek

Why sticky?

>>521188291 (OP)
Got some neat sky lights from it

This didn’t deserve a sticky

>>521188632
>Trotskyists who believe in international communism
Ok fag lmfao.

>tfw there won’t be a second American revolution and I won’t be able to watch all the bureaucrats hang.

Why did the sun do this?

>Mods and jannies shitting, farting, pissing, queefing, vomiting and tumbling down with spaghetti flowing like wheat rain out of their pockets right now
You love to see it

>>521188673
Harvesting seeds from all the veggies I have and growing them indoors.

>>521188683
Shhh I'm trying to freak out people with low IQ

JANNIES ARE TRANNIES

>>521188698
>ummm janny bros why is this stickied?
new mod made this thread and is goofing around
you newfag

>>521188482
Please don't shake the cat.

i was playing mw2 today and the server connection was absolutely fucking dogshit and everyone else complaining in the chat about it. is it really over guys

>>521188415
solar flare will EMP blast all the internet away for months if not years. finally, freedom. Jesus is coming in C/131A or wahtever the fuck ithats called

HOLY FUCK A UFO JUST LANDED ON MY LAWN!!!
IT'S OVER I'TS FUCKING OVER AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH THEY'RE HEEEEEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>521188731
Carry on

So let me get this straight...this wierd object goes behind the sun and a sunspot opens exactly where it went and now that same sun spot is flaring earth and i can see the aurora boearlis from my kitchen window rn and i have never ever seen this shit before not even in 2024

Thats one hell of a coincidence

>>521188291 (OP)
Sticky?

>>521188685
its not over

>>521188682
Is this has to do with the 3l atlas shit?

POST MORE GRAPHS!! THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!!!

>>521188339
Currently i can see the northern lights in louisiana

its over

>>521188291 (OP)
its about time

>>521188291 (OP)
frens only

>Nowadays even nothingburgers get stickys
It really is over.
There are no more happenings to be had.
Chud won.

>>521188736
you autist i was joking. do i need to add the reddit /s for you?

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>521188291 (OP)
Goodbye

does this mean i have to go to work tomorrow if the power goes out, or do like, i have to still show up?

THE END IS NEAR, THE SEALS ARE BROKEN, THE BOWLS ARE BEING EMPTIED

REPENT AND BELIEVE IN THE GOSPEL

AIEEEEEEEEEE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>>521188291 (OP)
Shit, it's pinned
Good bye matrix, you where a cool concept, but you did not account for solar flares

OH MY GOD A SOLAR SPACE PARTICLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

PARTY

>>521188507
This. Just do your fucking job, retard.

kek music plz mods

>>521188291 (OP)
Why is there a fucking sticky for a solar flare? and the Aurora Borealis?

MODS=GODS

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XZDLhcls5d0

it was fun while it lasted anons

I'm phone fagging. What the graph doing? It's behind everything.

wtf there's a xitter post on my screen

>>521188767
glowing sky you say? alright I'm going to to check bros, brb

literally me rn

picture pinned on the side, so you know the site is really going down. IT HAS BEEN NICE!

>>521188291 (OP)
that's the gayest sticky ever made across all boards

>>521188291 (OP)
what are you guys doing to prepare? me, Im playing skyrim (unmodded)

>>521188719
There was 10+ threads about it. It's happening. The sky was bright pink two hours ago.
A Carrington event would be fun. Total electrical grid collapse. Time to hole up, burn logs and eat MRE's.

OK;
THIS IS AN ALIEN ATTACK

WE ARE UNDER ALIEN ATTACK

ALIENS USING OUR SUN TO BURST OUR EXISTING INTO THE EVER VOID

been nice knowin you niggas

What the fuck
Why is this pinned?

>>521188291 (OP)
Does it have anything to do with those Jupiter size sphere ships siphoning off the sun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

THREAD THEME

>>521188891
I was about to ask. why are the nerds freaking out again?

>>521188291 (OP)
WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!!

HELP!!

We're about to find out that this is just a bunch of retards misreading graphs and measurements.

>>521188918
Wait by the gates of heaven for me, nigga

>>521188796
>apoo
Your friends are brown.

>>521188919
Cause you're about to die, anon.

I wish but just like usual nothing ever happens.

WTF
MY SHRIMP ARE GLOWING

NOTHINGBURGER
TOP SOLAR FLARES OF
>2011: X9.96
>2012: X.7.79
>2013: X4.93
>2014: X7.13
>2015: X3.93
>2016: X1.09
>2017: X13.3 (!)
>2018: M1.17 (weaker than X)
>2019: M1.41
>2020: M4.4
>2021: X1.59
>2022: X2.25
>2023: X5.01
>2024: X9
>2025: X5.1
>>521188705
>>521188469

2017 had 2 flares stronger than this occurring within 4 days of each other kek

ELONS HACKING MY PHONE VIS SOLAR PARTICLE INFETTERANCE AND POSTING XITTER SCREENCAPS ON MY BROWSER AAAAAAAAAH ITS THE END TIMES

>>521188874
MODS HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS, IT FUCKING OVER NIGGER, I MEAN IT, ITS GOD DAMN OVER

>>521188919
Sorry buddy its over

I have too luck light pollution and cant see anything outside LA

Retarded nigger mod
Kill yourself
Sharty was right about this dogshit website you are all fucking tannies

This is it guys i regret every post i ever made

If we die, we die shitposting.

LETS FUCKING GO BOYS

Where’s the betting site for the solar flare taking out the electric grid.

MODS STOP FUCKING ADDING SHIT TO MY SCREEN STOP STOP

>>521188895
getting all the nudes printed going back to 1920s jerk off style

>>521188291 (OP)
nothing will happen

>the auroras are nothing to do with the 210,000km/h interstellar 55 billion ton object which just became visible again and is now spraying tons of material into our solar system goy
>it is just a harmless coincidental Solar flare goy go back to your job

get your card, recheck if you still have your cards, anons!1

now is not a good time to live in a place that has one of the coldest winters in the continental US. at least my body will be mummified for the next 8 months

>>521188291 (OP)
what's with the gay distracting background in this sticky thread

also you're all overreacting

SOMEONE CHECK IF BRAZIL IS ALRIGHT

kek the updates, love it

AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA

wild

Well mods, I'll admit I think the background change is cool

>>521188965
>Cause you're about to die, anon.
Thank God

>this shitty xitter overlay
yup, confirmed ENLON (muh Adrian Dittman) owns this shit since the fake&gay April 4chan "hack"
it's just ENLON goofing around. kys

HOLY SHIT DON'T PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW I'M HERE

>>521188776
I'm reporting this noticing to the ADL.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't see shit.

wtf is happening to my screen
happening made japs server bitflip

PHOTO ON THE RIGHT IS 4 HOURS OLD, NOT 1 HOUR - - - MODS ARE PLANNING THIS. SITE IS GOING DOWN GG

Honestly speaking I don't give a shit.

niggers tongue my anus

>>521188979
I regret every post you've made too anon

>>521188652
in reality it’s done to drown out conversation and kill a topic

IT HAS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER. WE ARE COOKED. LITERALLY FUCKING *COOKED*

Japan gonna get hit by a 8.0 earthquake but that’s normal, everyone else can enjoy Aurora Borealis

>>521189030
MODERATELY RARE

I SEE YOU

It's so fucking over.

why is my sky?????

>>521188927
God got pissed at our panopticon nightmare hellscape clowntopia and decided to Carrington 2.0 us back to the 1700s

>>521189007
Im shooting everyone with a 4 of clubs gg no re fuckhead

oh so thats why webms have been loading slower for me lately

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

ITS OVER

LEAVE THE CITIES NOW!!!!

>>521188291 (OP)
A sticky thread huh? Gentlemen, I think this occasion calls for a toast!

A NORTHERN LIGHT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

>>521188291 (OP)
Sol Invictus

>>521188651
this. please save me, my family, and anyone i love, dear lord jesus christ. amen.

>>521189036
i have dark mode on and was wondering what you're talking about. let me just turn it back on

>>521189057
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

It’s been nice postin

I AM STRONGLY INTERPRETING THE DOT!
AIEEEEEEEEE

>>521188924
What the fuck is that?

PROJECT BLUE BEANS IS A GO

THE SPACE PARTICLES ARE HACKING MY BRAIN AND TURNING ME GAY

Inb4 nothing happens.

>>521189125
Cheers nigga

am I gonna see any cool shit in the sky in central Florida? I need to know if I should pull on a sweatshirt and go look, it's 50 degrees here basically freezing

>>521189058
Literally flew over my house 30 mins ago

Theres gonna be a weird connection of hug earthquake when an unusual solarflare happens digits will say
>japan or your nigger tongue anus

>>521189125
Here's to ya

HOLY SHIT IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.

Why is this stickied? Nothing ever happens. Then you die old, diseased, alone and forgotten in a sub-standard nursing home and the last words you ever hear is that nigress LaQueesha telling you what a worthless piece of shit you are.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>521188291 (OP)
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>>521188364
remember that THE JEWS WILL ATTEMPT TO MAKE YOU SIDE WITH (((THEIR))) FAGGOT AYYS AND USE AVI LOEB AS THEIR FRONTMAN FOR KEKED CONTROLLED (((DISCLOSURE)))

DO NOT DO THAT - SIDE WITH (((THEIR))) ENEMIES INSTEAD AND HOLD OUT FOR LIBERATION BY THEM, THIS PRISON PLANET WILL END AND THE GALACTIC FEDERATION WILL BE DESTROYED

THE MICRONOVA IS COMING

>>521189153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI&list=RDDeumyOzKqgI&start_radio=1

It's so over

Yeah, I knew was probably going to be over but I didn't want to believe it.

>>521189173
>coronal mass ejections could be here, he thought

i just turned my xbox on and it fucking shocked me and shorted my entire house.

ANYONE ELSE VIBRATING???

>>521188291 (OP)
the dot is confirming its over.
it has -never- been blood red before.

>>521189189
>Why is this stickied?
Elonfag runs this shithole since the fed takeover in April & is advertising his shitty 4chan clone

Toasting in apocalyptic bread

>>521188532
Woah

oh my God look at the Graph.

>>521189177
>hug
My body is ready.

Maryland fag here. The light pollution is so bad I can't see the fucking North Star on some nights. Unless this knocks out the power I will probably never see the AB

It was nice knowing you bros.

>>521188477
This.
A real happening means i dont have to go to work.

>>521189202
IT'S HEREEEEEEE

>>521188458
>are we dead?
No, just greatly inconvenienced.
>why a sticky? I'm fucking scared. What the fuck is this?
God's rake is coming for you

>randomly full of energy today
>other drivers are driving erratically on my way home
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS HAPPENING BUT I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE COSMIC.

GUYS EARLIER TODAY A SUN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
IT'S SO JOEVERINO

B52 TAKING OFF FROM SPAIN. OH GOD OH FUCK

LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAPHICS TELLING YOU ITSS OVERR

a solar flare just flew over my house

>>521188583
No I’m just going to troll on /pol that’s basically my entire game plan and smoke

Oh shit, is there a bunker in LA for this kind of thing?

ahh shit the shrooms are kicking in

>internet goes down
>crypto all crashes to zero

Sell your bags before it’s too late

>>521189239
>EXTREME DOOM
the dot is radiating evil

>>521189228
I JUST SHOT A BOLT OF HOT GREEN GOO OUT OF MY BELLYBUTTON THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>521189125
It's been a pleasure... niggers.

>>521189173
I’m in South Florida : )

my skin is glowing red? anyone else? getting kind of scared now

is spamlog still on?
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>>521188339
In two more weeks

Mods are lurking in the chat boys. Make sure you don’t post the “thing”

>>521188291 (OP)
Sticky? Well okay.

It... didn't happen. Threads over. betters luck next time.

My poop corner just grew mushrooms. Is it actually happening???

HOLY SHIT THE SUN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

HOLY SHIT GUYS TURN ON CNN

Meh, I'm not going to believe it until Germanon posts Skinner.

Its been an honor posting with you faggots

>>521188971
but which ones were earth directed?

Two more weeks

>>521189245
We need to fuck up Elon and steal all his money. It's the right thing to do.

>>521188458
>>521189297
if we greatly inconvienced why did the mods stick it?

Kino.

>>521188983
>>521189358
>mods are jeets
>MODS ARE JEETS
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>MODS ARE JEETS
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>mods are jeets
>MODS ARE JEETS

Guys, the sky is literally glowing... the glowies are in space... space war is happening RIGHT NOW

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HOLY SHIT THE SUN IS GONE
IT'S COMPLETELY BLACK OUTSIDE

Singles and the world is plunged into the dark ages tomorrow

you homo fags got your panties in a twist because you started watching stefan burns after 3iatlas slop

yes or yes? lmao. its literally nothing. you will slave away tomorrow or continue your neet life. no change.

COPE

Nov 12, 2025
simpson's did it

>>521189348
Mild contamination. From the feedwater i presume. Seen much worse

>>521189125
cheers fellas. If we get into a new dark age I'll just make a quick but important message.
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK KIKES
I DENOUNCE THE TALMUT
CHRIST IS KING
be safe kings

>>521188532

Nothing triggering emergency responses..
seems like a big non-happening

Nothing ever happens chads always mog the happening sissy’s

I've loved astronomy since I was 6. It was beautiful.

>>521189199
>>521189199
>>521189199

Rolling for the World to become an open casket again a petrified carcass plese Sol

AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA

Jews did this.

it was all so pointless huh

why is the flare stickied now

IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, I LOVE YOU GUYS. THANKS FOR MAKING ME BASED AND REDPILLED AGAINST THE JEWISH LIES. DONT CRY BECAUSE ITS OVER, SMILE BECAUSE IT HAPPENED

>>521188682
PROTONS?! NO NOT THE PROTONS!
HOLY SHIT PROTONS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

Is sticky good for you?

Big factz the sun attackz

It's night here still, morning is just dawning. Does that mean i'm about to be blasted with whatever particles?

>>521189321
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>THE DOT IS RADIATING EVIL

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>>521189499
>Rolling for the World to become an open casket again a petrified carcass plese Sol

>>521189432
Absolute nothing burger. You could throw 11 tons of anything into the Sun and it wouldn't even be a spit in the ocean. Are you retarded?

Rolling for the World to become an open casket

AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA
AMON RA

>>521188583
Lighting my last smoke... Goodbye frens. o/

>>521188291 (OP)
NOOOOO I DIDN'T EVEN FUCK HER YET NOOOOOOO!!!

>>521188291 (OP)
https://youtu.be/Kw0sDr6x2nI

Are we kill?

>>521188381
Holy shit me too wanna hold hands?

>>521188291 (OP)

when it finally happens we can identify each other in the post apocalypse by saying who tongues our anus

>>521189304
AAAAAA A B2 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>521189499
WHAT DID YOU DO!!!

TRUMP CONFIRMS END OF WORLD

Repeat after me

Whats going on?
In english dammit!

where else would you want to be, but here? thanks for stopping by friends, and until next time, so long.

>sticky
>only 300 posts
/pol/ is dead

>>521189576
HELP ME ROLL
WGMI!

>>521189520
at least, i wasnt alone when it happened.

POST IT.

NIGGER THREAD

We need a team to go to the sun and restart her. Do I have any volunteers?

STOP FUCKING SHITTING UP THE BACKGROUND MODS

>>521189583
>AMON RA

Burn out all tech, set the clock to zero, knock down this house of cards so that the true Children of the Sun can reclaim their might and dignity! Hail Sol, and Sunna, Helios and Apollo!

>>521189315
Not that you're invited to.

>>521189668
good

SOMETHING JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>521189614
This or a 4 of spades card worn on your outfit

However I regret to inform you guys that nothing ever happens

:-) rip hulkamaniacs

>Look outside
>Dont see anything

>>521189089
>>521188973
>>521188713
Neat, sucks that it won't be night for another 6 hours here, we might miss it

Thread theme
\https://youtu.be/mgHxmAsINDk?si=niAE4p04DLYplHZ0

>>521189692
We have to drill to the center of the sun!

>Earth will be sterilized by a CME before I get to hold hands with Pochi-sensei
It's over.

>Happening fags think 40 nanoTeslas will even scratch our geomagnetic field protection

Fucking dumb jeets this place is going down the drain for real

>>521189718
holy fuck holy shit

>>521189667
its just you and me anon, what else really matters

What's our opinion of the jannies tonight?
I can't tell if this is based or cringe

BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME

>>521188291 (OP)
what the piss is going on in here

>>521189718
ITS GLOWING, IT'S GLOWING OVER MY FUCKING HOUSE. CHAT, WE'RE FUCKING COOKED.
AIEEEEEE

>>521188291 (OP)
>Graphic design is my passion

nothing will happen. nothing ever happens

d

okay im offically freaking the fuck out i thought this was just bullshit but it's like 90 degrees inside my house right now and the fucking AC isnt working.

DAWOOD IBRAHIM KHAN!
YOU CAUSED THIS!
I BURN SPIRITUAL FIRE ON YOU!
IN THE NAME OF JESUS!

>>521189789
WON’T YOU COME!!!

>>521189612
Holding hands is jewish!
Don't do it!

>>521188291 (OP)
OH SHIT OH SHIT WERE ALL DEAD

I thought this was bullshit but then my shoelaces became untied and now I'm certain we're all gonna die tonight

My last words as of 4chan posts:
Niggers tongue my anus/CRISTO ES REY

Guys calm down its night time, the sun cant hurt us right now.

lol

lmao, even

What do i need to buy to prepare for wandering the wasteland?

>>521189696
NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! PUT A BIG RED DOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCREEN INSTEAD!

>>521189614
don't listen to that fag, it's a queen of spades card you should be wearing

>>521189718
woah

>>521188469
this. total nothing burger

schizo faggots

breaking nuuws
3l/ATLAS has saved us, god bless the aliums

>>521188907
I've got 10 mres and 3 cubic feet of fire wood, am I going to make it?

>>521188291 (OP)
>randomly felt like filling my cars gas tank today
>ATMs about not to work
>cпacибo тeбe, Бoжe
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KAagYXFI6vA

>>521189846
some will survive, check'em,

Oh God!
The solar flare is tounging my anus as we speak!

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
SCREENCAP THIS
ABSOLUTELY. FUCKING. NOTHING.

TRUE THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/sWmO6NcMoZM?si=loNEmur_smUhpF-N

>>521189403
folks in the know say we're headed for a G5 storm and the last one occured in... 2024. last year
polar lights were observed as far south as Florida in America and across all of Europe
the last one before that was in 2003. THESE ARE some of the strongest geomagnetic storms in the last 500 years but it's all a big nothingburger until someday there's a Carrington level event--which would require not only a big-ass CME but also one directly headed our way. which is very unlikely

show's over.
wait for the next waves in the coming hours.

>>521189809
Wtf happened to your screen bro?

>>521189809
looks like 2010 lingscars website

o shit put me in the screencap w/this mean hog I speared

>>521189582
if the sun beams are coated in nickel tetracarbonyl they'd be harmful in large doses. prolonged exposure could cause mild burns to exposed skin and maybe even damage eyesight. that's to say nothing of cancers that could arise later in life. it's a big deal.

Chat is moving so fast nobody will see I am going to 12 pool him.

WTF IS THIS MUSIC AND THREAD

i still got time to hit the corner store? need some menthols for the apocalypse to use as bait niggers to enslave as bargaining chips with the jews. i know their game you see

>>521189951
fuck wrong picture

You do realize this is literally impossible as our sun can’t even produce a micronova. Can’t believe mods stickied this nonsense, I wonder what they’re trying to slide?

SEND ANOTHER SATELLITE UP HERE AND I'LL FRY ALL ELECTRONICS

FACTS

Time to get comfy as the world ends1

>>521189667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FkGBBuBDLA

>>521189751
You are a political pundit of discerning taste.

>>521189954
I see, thanks for answering that you're retarded.

>>521189809
>>521189950
>looks like 2010 lingscars website
which SOMEHOW lines up with elon's tech skills... which never left Y2K and weren't that good even then kek

>bongs to be banned
>blow up the sun
Bunch of sore tossers

fuck the sun.

>>521189520
vas a morir de edad avanzada como en 70 años, sin haber visto una apocalipsis de pelicula de marvel jamas

>>521189902
praise hitler it kills all the indians first

>>521189911
Checked.

Rolling to survive the heliocost

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>>521188291 (OP)
Is it finally over? Please God end my miserable life.

fuk...

the happening logo has to be in the middle of the graphic informational background for this pinned thread.

Mods must be hella bored to pin this obvious bullshit.

>>521189946
no idea

>>521189887
KEEP CALM SINGLE FILE

WHAT THE FUCK MY PC AND PHONE IS DEAD ALL MY ELECTRONICS ARE FRIED I HAVE NO ELECTRICITY

Wonder how it'll compare to the April 2024 one.

>look outside
>sky is normal
It's a nadaburguesa

>>521189718
RICKY!

>>521188291 (OP)
why the fuck is this a sticky? The fuck's going on anons?

FINAL FLASH

um guys how comes we are moving on from 3 atlas, is this the new fake space psyop now?

Guys I got this. :stopsun:

>>521189951
>>521189984
Lmao

>>521189950
>2010
lingscars still looks like that lmao

you're all stupid when the sun arrives i'll just close my eyes

We had a mini-power cut earlier on, I knew then we were doomed. I'll see you lads on the other side.

>>521188291 (OP)
here we go anons
its the final habbening
theres no more weeks now

q predicted this
happens when the weather cools
ten days dark shutdown

wtf is this

I'm going to bed, wake me up when we're all dead.

>>521188291 (OP)

Please unban me for the solar apocalypse.

>>521190054
you ever see the end of escape to LA? same shit is about to happen to everything north of kansas

The Sun has fallen.

>>521190084
Nothing is going on.

>>521188291 (OP)
Kek
FUCK
CYRPTO
FAGS

YOU BETTER CASH OUT

what the fuck

>>521188291 (OP)
Wait is this real?
Was German anon correct?

Nigga wtffffff its fukking happening lmaoooo
its actually happennninggggggggggggggg

WERE ALL GONNA DlE

i'm in myspace

The rake is coming for us. It's been fun bros.
You're all still fags btw

>>521190112
it is the ending of escape from LA for everything N of kansas

ITS OVAH THE SUN HAS FALLEN

>>521190114
but anon, how to wake the dead?

GUISE MY ANGUS HAS BEEN PEPPERED

Nothing
Ever
Happens

Until I see northern lights in central Mexico I declare this as a BNB (Big Nothing Burger)

LUNA CHADS STAY WINNING FUCK SOLFAGS

>>521190073
Lol you're estonian now

>>521190063

as you wish

Just in case guys might help make sure you don't go to hell:
O my God, I am heartly sorry for having offended you, and I detest all my sins, because I dread the loss of heaven and the pains of hell; but most of all because they offend you, my God, who are all good and deserving of all my love. I firmly resolve, with the help of your grace, to confess my sins, to do penance, and to amend my life. Amen.

>>521188796
>>521188796
don't listen to the haters and losers, king

AIIIIEEEEE

nothing ever happens

>>521188291 (OP)
>See solar flare posts
>Write it off as hysterical doomer bullshit
>Come back two hours later
>It’s sticked
Fuuuuuuuuuck

How long does it take a CME to reach Earth, 8 minutes?

>>521188874
It's so over bros

>>521190166
Crest that hill when we get there

ITS GETTING BIGGER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmao @ this sticky
at least it will be mildly interesting to share with my older relatives, they love space weather

SHOW ME YOUR FLARE FACE!

>>521190190
very nice!

TOASTIN IN MAGNETIC BREAD

Why the fuck did you not stop this

>>521190212
By the time you read this it has already hit and you are dead

HE ADDED A PHOTO A HABBENIN FOTO
ITS OVER. GG SOMETHING HAS BEEN SLID. DONT KNOW WHAT.
TRUST THE THREAD
>SUN IS DOWN
>MOON IS UP
Q

>>521190212
>How long does it take a CME to reach Earth, 8 minutes?
8 minutes for a solar flare, it moves at the speed of light
CMEs take longer, between 18 hours and 3ish days
Peak is expected to hit tomorrow noon-ish Eastern US time

>>521190063
hahahaha
you funny cunts

>>521190041
SHOOT THE MOTHERFUCKER... HE'S KILLING OUR PEOPLE!

Truth is

>the game was rigged from the start

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAA

>>521190154
Tom, is that you?

>>521188291 (OP)
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
We have assumed control

RON JUMPSCARE