>>716301481
>glownigger tries to invade my inner sanctum
>is immediately morphed into a onahole
>thanks to superior coom-control the torment will last hours

>>715729476
BerdlyGODS can't stop winning

>>715270486
>pubes peeking out

Ross WON
Gamers WON
Gayson AKA Maldingbitch Fagtree LOST and got RAPED and HIS LUNGS FILLED WITH MOLD

>>529548596
>>529548602
>>529548919
>>529549084
how are you falling for this dumb retards

>>529431262
BERDLY

>>528805443
i'm glad you realised i was talking goofy on purpose
...you DID realise, right?

>>713340253
Goddamn I had the exact same thought but never got a chance to post it.

He's the REAL protagonist

He put him in for us, right?

>>712900980
controlled opposition

>puts /v/ in the game
>he's going to win the Susanbowl

>>712705074
I'm taking Berdly because I know for a fact Tobirdo will never give up his precious lesbo wankery so might as well hang with my gamer bro.

>>527371468
based

>>712602882
I think it's really cool that dark worlds will often work more with turning abstract ideas into "people" than it will actually transform them, like chapter 1 has the royalty of each card suit as its own person but it has fifty billion Jack characters from Kanotynes' card designs running around as representatives of hearts/spaces/diamonds and only one Jack for spades (Lancer), and even then Lancer's real-world item is depicted as an Ace of Spaces. Or completely abstract ideas like viruses, advertisements and mouse cursors in the Cyber World, or Lanino and Elnina representing weathercasters and a weather channel in chapter 3, things the library computers and TV aren't currently depicting and who knows when they last did, but they have at one point and that imprint is being cast into the dark world.

>>712412597
>how do I stop being retarded
You can't
Try being a based retard instead