Thoughts on how the expansion's story will play out?
>go to island with rytlock, gorrik and taimi
>try to discover what the inquest is up to
>fight inquest
>"oh my gawd they're building a ROBOT DRAGON?!?!?"
>commander: "right, i'm an expert on killing dragons. :^) let's get this thing"
>gorrik: "errmm... commander? isn't there someone you forgot to ask"
>go to council
>10 years of unskippable dialogue
>"okay commander you can kill the dragon but be careful and bring these 3 new asura npcs to replace taimi, gorrik and rytlock"
>okay
>fight dragon, a reskinned sorrow, get blinded by flashy as fuck NPC abilities that can't be turned off
>"COMMANDER! IT AWOKE SOMETHING!!!"
>its balthazar's character model wearing voidwalker infusion
>MENZIES??!?!
>isgarren teleports in, transports you out and dies to menzies
>have a party where you can immediately walk out of again to get "REALLY anti social" tag
>otherwise talk to yapping NPCs while the credits thanking the 5000 jeets for their service covers your entire screen
>one drama scene between jenna, logan and kiel for all the retarded women who play this game

Followed by a forum post a month later announcing GW3.

I've never felt big beautiful booba before bros. Biggest I've been with was a B cup. I've even been with a chick that had a 10/10 ass but as a booba guy it was like an insult. It was like god was mocking me for my sins.
What's big booba feel like bros? Is it as good as I imagine?

>getting into a good fight in wvw
>kicked for new build
>look at patch notes
>fixed an exploit and 1 crash
>mfw

>>715262280
>forgotten realms lore raped so bad they had to revert back for 5e
>MMO style abilities
>dragonborn
>muddled class identity
>nearly killed the brand because almost everyone switched to pathfinder

I havent been keeping up with this, why the fuck does it look like a Siren knockoff and nothing like Silent Hill? I dont like slant eyed japs in my Silent Hill, Silent Hill is for WHITES ONLY because it takes place in SILENT HILL, AMERICA, USA.

I'm turning 37 this year, time is moving way too fucking fast. Sometimes I think about the people I used to game with 20-25 years ago, and I wonder if they're even still alive.

>>714669318
You just unlocked a memory of my friend and me beating it for the SNES nearly 30 years ago. I remember dying on the last boss and he clutched it and it was fucking sick.

But I don't like being reminded that I'm old as fuck now bro, you unzipped me you bloody bitch basterds I 'll never forgive you for this transgression.

>>714632643
>gamefaqs
>mfw the guy at the video game store wrote the url down on a paper for me when i bought a japanese version of pokemon gold so i could read walkthroughs and i read it out loud and said "gamefags?" causing the whole store to start laughing at me

>150 tickets still needed for warbringer

I've had sex with roughly 10 women, 3 of which happened in long term relationships, but sometimes I think about the time the hottest girl in my 8th grade class slapped my ass from behind and kissed my cheek and said "outta the way, cutie." Shit happened over 20 years ago and I never brought it up to her again or said anything afterwards, we just went about being regular kids in a few classes together that spoke briefly and nothing else.

What the fuck is wrong with me? I reminisce about that shit more than the time my ex-fiancee told me she was in love with me, while we were sharing a towel on the beach watching a sunset.

>>713783234
I still think about my scene ex more than any of my other exes despite our relationship happening over 20 years ago.

>all my ffxi screenshots are uploaded to my old photobucket account
>for the past 3 years photobucket has locked it behind a paywall and sends me a weekly email threatening to delete my account