>attend my baby cousin's bris
>the mohel asks me to help

Did Aristotle bugger teenage Alexander...?

perhaps the retardkino match of the year?

>check the "for you" tab on twitter
>first thing i see is iris

>say "thanks" to AI after getting the job done
>just in case if 10 years later it's gonna check everyone who was nice to AI and who wasn't

>>149790520
Whos this????

>>212605437
BABY NEED CHOCCY

Imagine being Courtois and having to concede 2 goals because your defenders gave away easy balls.

>>149688178

I'm a kissless virgin and just turned 35 yesterday.

>Swedes are signing ABBA again

>>21442266
goddamn
I feel unstoppable today

Post nalgas

>>81725065
It doesn't get any better either, i was suicidal around 17 and stayed that way all through my adulthood until now, 41 where my dad died last week and this week the landlord wants to either kick me out or up the rent which I cannot afford so I'm thinking over different ways to end this hell. Jumping from a high building was my first choice but idk any high enough, so I'm considering cutting my wrist length ways while I lay in the bath n bleed out (maybe get drunk first idk)

There's a big ass centipede somewhere in my studio apartment. I saw him fall off the ceiling earlier and he fell and blended in with the carpet. Now I don't know where he is and I'm sitting with my legs up on the chair.

>>81716771
Facebook will be absolutely filled with accounts of dead people

Going to bet the house on a George Russell win at Silverstone.

>>212173207
>turn on TV
>it's on the static channel
>get blasted with wall of static noise
>fumble the remote trying to lower the volume

>>126833577
wait
beethoven is an incel? why did nobody tell me this?
I like beethoven now

>>212092565
holy fuck I was listening to a song on youtube right now and this image randomly showed up in the video before I clicked on this thread

So this place wasn't going to tell me Dan Ticktum won his first FE race?

Why don't you pay for music?

>the call...
>is coming from inside this building...

>>211746426
Fucking comets damn

>Referee view
How incredibly american what the fuck.

Did they say anything about steam release?